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Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:08 No.2705296 sticky

I love /b/ because you can ask shit you wouldn’t ask anyone else.

Anyway. My cousin (the pic isn’t her) broke up with her boyfriend about a month ago. She was all sad because it was a nearly 3 year relationship, but it seemed to be a mutual break up. She came over that night and was all bosnian and shit. Anyway, after that, since most of her friends were actually her boyfriends, we started hanging out a lot more.

About two weeks ago she confesses that she doesn’t really miss Brandon (her ex) himself, but what she misses is the sex. I tell her that I know what she means, since I haven’t been with anyone in a few months. We make some jokes about how were going to have these huge masturbation arms by Christmas and the rest of the family is going to be all WTF.

About three days ago, she calls me on Yahoo messenger and asks me, pretty much out of the blue, if I have ever cybered before. It takes me a second to process the question, but I tell her that I have. She tells me that she’s chatting to some dude in Brazil or something, and he’s trying to cyber her. I laugh, but she doesn’t, so I say “fuck it, go for it if you want.”

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:08 No.2705299

She says okay, and is silent for a moment, but I can hear her keyboard. Then she laughs, and I ask what, and she tells me what this dude is saying; like he has a 12 inch dick and how it’s throbbing for her. We laugh, and then after a bit I ask her if I should go. After all, she’s about to cyber with some dude.

She says nah, this is funny. So we trade jokes for a bit about what this dude is saying. Then he starts to get more explicit, and so does she, and the conversation starts to lag. I start to hear her panting a little. A little nervous, I ask her if she’s masturbating. She pants for a few more seconds, obviously considering if she should tell me or not. Eventually, she says that she is. I laugh and say something about how I’ve got a woman masturbating in my ear and that isn’t good because my body is reacting. I make it a joke, and we both laugh in that ‘it’s not a joke’ kinda way.

She stops talking, and just pants and types for a bit. Then she moans, and that’s about all I can take. I whip it out and start to stroke my cock. I thought I was being quiet, but she says “I can hear you jerking off” and giggles. I say something about how I told her so, even though I think my heart stopped when she said it. She just giggles again and keeps jilling off.

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:09 No.2705304

A minute later, she says “If you want to come at the same time, you better hurry.” Well, that just makes almost come right there. Anyway, we kinda time it so that we orgasm at the same time.

After, we both say it was good, and we can tell the other one is nervous, but we don’t really comment on it. We just joke it off. Anyway, she says it’s late and she will talk to me this weekend.

So, like 30 minutes ago, she called. She asked if she could come over, and I said sure without thinking, because that’s what I always do. She said she was going to take a shower and pick up some food on the way, so it would be like an hour.

So…/b/, what do I do? I’m amazingly horny now. Should I jerk off before she gets here so I can act like a normal person? What should I say? Any suggestions?

tl;dr should I make a move on my cousin?

>>	Undead Zombie Ryoga Scissorhandz !wge69i4MeI!!RcGI1GsmHHW 09/24/05(Sat)18:09 No.2705310 tl;dr yes

>>	NIGGERS !XIxc6BpKnU 09/24/05(Sat)18:09 No.2705312 tl;dr

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:11 No.2705331 enjoy your AIDS

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:12 No.2705340 NO! DON'T MAKE MOVE! JERKOFF FAST FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:13 No.2705347 jerk off if you follow the path of Wisdom fuck her if you follow the path of Lust

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:14 No.2705353

dont jerk off, just take it easy. If she tries anything, do what you want at that point, dont listen to anyone here, most of have never had sex, and would have a heart attack if a girl talked to them.

Anyway, it is not as if you are going to have children, so if you endup having a fuck buddy, what is the problem?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:16 No.2705377 Hit it. I'd jump at the chance to sex my cousin.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:16 No.2705384 >>2705353 being fuckbuddy with ones cousin gets kinda awkward @ xmas etc

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:17 No.2705388 Jerk first. This way you can keep it up longer later ;)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:17 No.2705390 I should point out that I've desperatly wanted to hit this since I was 14 or so. I'm so revved up right now though that if she even looks at my cock, I'm gonna pop.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:18 No.2705392 yes, fuck her.

>>	Kim Jong Il 09/24/05(Sat)18:18 No.2705397 Is this Female Happy Whigro? Whigro = White Negro

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:18 No.2705399 hit it why not?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:18 No.2705401 go for the fuckbuddy. if she wants a real relationship STOP. it'll never work and it'll end up ruining anything you had. if she just wants a fuck buddy, GO 4 IT

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:19 No.2705413 BTW POST AGAIN AFTER YOU GO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

>>	Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!50O5HeyQ5+L 09/24/05(Sat)18:20 No.2705415 haha oh wow

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:20 No.2705418 >>2705397 Nah, she's white like me. She's really pale and skinny and flat, but tall. and FUCK i want her ass. ARgh!! I wish she would just fucking get here, this is making me insane!

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:20 No.2705420

>>2705296
You're a lucky guy. Don't jerk off, stay calm, see what it turns out like. If you start joking about it, and again you both will know these are not really a jokes, you're clear to go. Just don't scare her off at first, and don't make it seem like you're an underfucked sex-fiend who can't hold it for a while.

>>	fixed O SHI- 09/24/05(Sat)18:21 No.2705429 >>2705347 >jerk off if you remember your teachings fo the Light Side >fuck her if you want to give in to the Dark Side

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:21 No.2705432 I fapped a little to this post.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:21 No.2705435 >>2705413 Yea, I'll let /b/ know what happened. Might be late though.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:22 No.2705439 >>2705418 yea just fuck her, but keep it at that post afterwards what happened

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:23 No.2705455 >>2705432 Ditto.

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:25 No.2705477

Well, reality aside, it would have been more arousing for me, the transsexual 22 yaar old virgin reader, if instead of breaking it with the masturbation it would have slowly crept into your both of your knowledge by letting the language become more and more uncontrolled.

What is up now either way, is a phase of suspense in which things seem to go badly. Like, you can introduce her to 4chan and she will be revolted. You enter a phase of bidirectional sadism, in which you both try hard to hold back your lust behind an icy surfice.
The final money shot will be introduced by her entering the scene - naked or worse, driven to the borders of perversion and self-deprication by the sheer pent-up lust in her loins.

The central point is: there's room for scat.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:26 No.2705486 File : 1127604411.gif-(12 KB, 250x288, condom3.gif) Please don't breed!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:27 No.2705491 >>2705477 People always make room for pudding and scat.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:27 No.2705493 >>2705477 Whoa,I need to sit down. This shit is deep.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:28 No.2705502 >>2705486 She's on the pill. She just called from her cell and will be here in a few. See ya /b/

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:29 No.2705507 >>2705502 Still, use the condom anyways; incest is something you REALLY don't want to screw up.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:31 No.2705535 File : 1127604693.png-(228 KB, 640x480, 1112999111156.png)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:31 No.2705536 >>2705507 Actually, between cousins the baby will usually wind up normal. It's siblings that have the extra retard babies.

>>	bosnian fag 09/24/05(Sat)18:32 No.2705550 This is better than that fucking french soap opera I have to watch.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:33 No.2705560 Go for it, Yahoo-Otoko!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:34 No.2705574 >>2705550 Dont diss St. Tropez bitch

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:34 No.2705580 >>2705536 Key word is "usually"; also family is not likely accepting of cousin-fuck babies.

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:35 No.2705591

"An unrelated couple has about a 3 percent to 4 percent risk of having a child with such problems. But for close cousins who are married, that risk jumps only 1.7 percent to 2.8 percent, the study said."

Grab a Bud and fuck her, stud. Fond memories for later wank sessions in your doublewide trailer.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:36 No.2705597 zomg incest only turns up crappy kids if practices over several generations

>>	bosnian fag 09/24/05(Sat)18:37 No.2705602 >>2705574 No, it's something like New Rochelle or whatever.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:37 No.2705605 Rig a camera. If the bitch tries anything.... BLACKMAIL!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:37 No.2705606 File : 1127605029.jpg-(18 KB, 400x220, dawn-peter.jpg) If she gets pregant she could just get a fucking abortion.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:38 No.2705613 >>2705605 Quite frankly, as he is the man in the relationship, he is likely the one that will get charged with rape, in that case.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:38 No.2705617 If anything happens it happens just don't do anything you will regret if you go for it beware that a situation like this will only get more complicated

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:39 No.2705627 >>2705605 Rig a camera. If the bitch tries anything.... ZOMG /r/ torrent fixed

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:40 No.2705633 >>2705617 Suicide is always an option

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:40 No.2705637 >>2705296 YOUR COUSINS A SICK CYBAR SLUT. FUCK HER.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:42 No.2705659 post a pic of your cousin and your mom

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:43 No.2705663 Get yourself a six-pack of condoms before she gets to your house and then RIDE THE BITCH ALL NIGHT.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:43 No.2705664 >>2705659 Nude. Together.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:43 No.2705665 damn, it's like the drama never ends thanks /b/

>>	Anonymoose 09/24/05(Sat)18:43 No.2705668 Stick this so I can see the results!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:44 No.2705682 STICKY PLZ! :D

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:45 No.2705692 sticky, i wanna know what happens

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:46 No.2705695 File : 1127605567.gif-(140 KB, 600x435, axe21fg.gif) >>2705668 Seconded

>>	spoiler: hughes dies 09/24/05(Sat)18:47 No.2705712 >>2705665 Better than lj?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:47 No.2705720 There's nothing wrong with some cousin on cousin action. It's legal in most states, and even if you do end up having children the odds of it having birth defects are not significantly increased.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:48 No.2705721 Stickied.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:50 No.2705745 >>2705695 Third'd, fourth'd, fifth'd, etc etc etc.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:51 No.2705761 >>2705682 >>2705668 >>2705692 Agreed, fucking sticky! I got to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:52 No.2705767 Sticky please! this is a unique chance to create the 4chan version of Densha Otoko! Moot can sell the story properties to the porn industry or he can just blackmail that guy to get bucks for 4chan!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:52 No.2705775 This thread is going to be lеgendary so I'm stickying it

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:53 No.2705783 File : 1127605988.jpg-(69 KB, 640x480, 1118607107245.jpg) >>2705659 Hear hear!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:53 No.2705786 sticky it with jizz anyways it's sunday now. so wtf happened?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:54 No.2705806 Bump

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:55 No.2705817 reply 66 get!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:56 No.2705824 OH SHI STICKY

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)18:56 No.2705828 He better respond soon.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:56 No.2705829 >>2705296 If you're still here and this doesn't get stuckied, when will you post the rest?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:56 No.2705831 Incest sticky GET!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:56 No.2705837 IM A LEGEND!

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/24/05(Sat)18:56 No.2705839 File : 1127606213.jpg-(44 KB, 587x406, eatshit.jpg) sO THIS SHIT GETS STICKIED BUT NOT THE IMAGE MACRO THREAD? i'M DISAPPOINTED, MODS.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:56 No.2705840 in before legendary thread

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:57 No.2705844 File : 1127606224.jpg-(49 KB, 720x480, 1119450141844.jpg) first!

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)18:57 No.2705845 File : 1127606227.jpg-(38 KB, 500x752, enjoy aids.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:57 No.2705847 Sir incest-guy, sir! You have our support, you have a sticky thread, i beg you to not fail tonight and report what happened ASAP

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:57 No.2705848 > Sticky'd Hahaha oh wow

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:57 No.2705851 File : 1127606250.jpg-(83 KB, 600x511, 1127517554583.jpg) PRAISE THA LAWD ps pic related

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:58 No.2705854 >>2705851 Not cousins; fail

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:58 No.2705860 /r/eport now

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:59 No.2705865 Spank her. She'll love it.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:59 No.2705867 >>2705767 predicted memes usually work best. The only chance of how this could become anything original is if the meme was about the sheer fagful forciblyness of trying to make it such. Oops, sorry, there it goes ....

>>	A Nood of Bix Proportion !ZD4Ay8nWso 09/24/05(Sat)18:59 No.2705869 Sticky this awesome shit.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:59 No.2705872 give her what she wants :P

>>	Anonymoose 09/24/05(Sat)18:59 No.2705873 A S T I C K Y I S F I N E T O O

>>	Henticle !NixOnTY6jo 09/24/05(Sat)18:59 No.2705878 File : 1127606398.gif-(27 KB, 200x181, smilingman fap.gif) This is an awesome sticky! fapfapfap

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:00 No.2705883 STICKYGET!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:01 No.2705889 File : 1127606488.jpg-(71 KB, 321x241, saknou.jpg) >>2705854 http://chugworth.com/profile.php lol wut

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:01 No.2705895 This thread gave me a semi and I am rubbing it in anticipation of the out come. you are MY COUSIN FUCKING HERO!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:02 No.2705901 I would motherfucking smash her with my führer

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:02 No.2705903 File : 1127606546.png-(43 KB, 400x400, 1125953528023.png) ZOMG PIX PLZ

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:03 No.2705910 Go for it! Hey this is like last night's thread about fucking family members.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:03 No.2705915 PICS OF YUOR PENIX IN HER MOUTH AND GAPING HOLES PLZ!

>>	Anonymous !0527Kelo9Y 09/24/05(Sat)19:03 No.2705916 A C O U S I N I S F I N E T O O

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:04 No.2705926 go you anonymous d00d- fuck that cousin!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:07 No.2705968 File : 1127606851.gif-(73 KB, 590x483, 1126437740849.gif) Hay guyz wuts goin on in this thread?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:07 No.2705976 >>2705839 My computer wasn't working until an hour ago sorry .(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:08 No.2705978 >>2705968 Air bubbles in the vagina are dangerous

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:08 No.2705981 I think he's just lying and making this up for his own entertainment.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:08 No.2705993 haha, cousin sex, tell us how it goes.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:08 No.2705995 File : 1127606927.jpg-(61 KB, 640x712, 1075431034631.jpg) fuck her in the ass. that way you wont have mong children to your cousin if you fill her full of baby batter.

>>	The Joe 09/24/05(Sat)19:09 No.2706010 This is creepy yet strangely arousing at the same time. I like swords.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:09 No.2706012 GO ANONYMOUS GO

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:10 No.2706014 its funny cuz i to wanna sex my aunt or cousin (they're both hot, ones a milf the others a blonde slut).

>>	time paradox Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:10 No.2706016 wouldn't it be really stupid if this turned out to be a paste from some sex story you can find at cheap porn sites? get the anon army pulling boners over some cheap sex literature.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:10 No.2706020 YOU CAN DO EET!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:11 No.2706029 >>2705981 At this point it no longer matters... fap fap fap

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:11 No.2706032 For every 1000 posts this thread makes, I will donate 1000$.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:11 No.2706037 >>2706032 I call your bluff

JTC 09/24/05(Sat)19:13 No.2706060

Posting in a Legendary thread.

You ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ALREADY for mutual masturbation via Yahoo. She's a cool chick, and you could learn a lot from each other.

Just post what happened here when you're done, or risk the wrath of Anonymous. He does not forgive.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:14 No.2706071 >>2706060 I like where this post went.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:14 No.2706072 i think i creamed my pants a little

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:14 No.2706073 >>2706060 /b/, I'm logging out for the night; please tell me about whether there is a /b/tard conception when I return.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:14 No.2706078 I think ill go have sex with MY cousin now.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:15 No.2706087 >>2706078 Inspired

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:15 No.2706094 >>2706078 I know I would if they weren't all ugly bitches.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:15 No.2706095 >>2706032 Toxx clause, your IP has been recorded

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:16 No.2706112 you shouldnt fuck your cousin i should.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:17 No.2706116 P.S., I'm serious.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:17 No.2706117 >>2706095 OH SNAP

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:18 No.2706124 >>2706117 I fucked your cousin

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:18 No.2706132 FHUTA

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:18 No.2706133 >>2706124 I fucked YOUR cousin

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:18 No.2706134 File : 1127607539.jpg-(74 KB, 601x1024, girl 04.jpg) >>2705296 WHAT ANONYMOUS HAS FAILED TO MENTION IS HIS COUSIN IS 12

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:19 No.2706142 >>2706133 I fucked your cousin

>>	Conan O'Brien 09/24/05(Sat)19:19 No.2706147 I approve of this....

>>	A Nood of Bix Proportion !ZD4Ay8nWso 09/24/05(Sat)19:19 No.2706152 File : 1127607593.gif-(3 KB, 100x100, 901426.gif)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:19 No.2706153 >>2706142 I fucked YOUR cousin!

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)19:20 No.2706158 winwinwinwinwinwinwin

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:20 No.2706159 >>2706153 I fucked your cousin

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:20 No.2706160 >>2706134 I wouldn't be surprised if that was true.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:20 No.2706162 File : 1127607626.jpg-(45 KB, 600x400, scary picture.jpg) CAKE IS A MADE UP DRUG

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:20 No.2706164
File : 1127607639.jpg-(69 KB, 800x600, F&S (24).jpg)

Number one in the list of misdeeds
Persuade my sister
She shook and gasped in licentious greed
Turned by mutual whisper
Wrapped up in bewitched body shower
Forbidden fruits taste better
Primitive caress to burn out the power
Nymphomania dressed in leather

Incest
Incest
Incest

You take your virtues in a tow
And commit a sin
By defects in your character
You will always imagine
The number of all your virtues
Wipe out the stains and outrage
Realise your exceptional dreams
Incest grin and bear it

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:20 No.2706166 Last time I saw my cousin, all she talked about was how she wanted to do it on a pool table. I have a pool table in my basement...

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:20 No.2706168 >>2706159 I fucked YOUR cousin, cousin fucker!

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)19:20 No.2706170 ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:21 No.2706173 details!!!! \("〒▽〒)/ I NEED DETAILS!!!!

>>	three interbutts 09/24/05(Sat)19:21 No.2706174 >>2706142 I fucked my cousin ...I think I fucked that up somewhere.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:21 No.2706176 I fucked all of your cousins, TIME PARADOX

>>	A Nood of Bix Proportion !ZD4Ay8nWso 09/24/05(Sat)19:21 No.2706182 >>2706176 :o

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:21 No.2706184 >>2706032 Lets go 1000 to save 4chan!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:22 No.2706185 >>2706176 Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:22 No.2706186 　 _ 　∩ (　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Do it! 　⊂彡

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:22 No.2706188 goddamn that's hot I'm fapping fuck her and take pictures

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:22 No.2706192 >>2705296 You are my Densha Otoko.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:22 No.2706201 I am your cousians

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:23 No.2706202 If you have condoms, then let her make the first move and then go for it. this thread is lol and I await confirmation of prank.

>>	three interbutts 09/24/05(Sat)19:23 No.2706206 >>2706192 I'm your mother's Densha Otoko.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:23 No.2706208 this thread has my full support

>>	Ta Mere !piu1lCFoMk 09/24/05(Sat)19:23 No.2706210 Legending in a stick postey. I really don't find my cousin attractive, but this story is brilliant if only for the social porn. Gimme moar moar maor!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:23 No.2706211 >>2706202 Fucked by your cousin

>>	LINUX IS A SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM! Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:24 No.2706215 >>2705296

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:24 No.2706217 Come on guys! What about the sister fucking?!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:24 No.2706218 >>2705296 Mutual Cyber-Masturbation is hot

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:24 No.2706221 In this time of need, Cousin Otoko needs our strength and support! We could compile a list of positions to aid Cousin Otoko!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:25 No.2706224 >>2706217 Ehhh not so much...

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:25 No.2706227 Cusin gat grat asshole! yum yum!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:25 No.2706228 >>2706134 where this is going is relevant to my interests

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:25 No.2706230 >>2706224 What, were you raped by your cousin?

>>	three interbutts 09/24/05(Sat)19:25 No.2706236 >>2706230 No, I think he got raped by his sister.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:26 No.2706238 >>2706184 agreed

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:26 No.2706244 >>2706238 Cousin Fucker

>>	Messiah 09/24/05(Sat)19:26 No.2706249 I was fucked over by every fucking person i've ever met. G'nite /b/

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:27 No.2706252 this sticky is the very definition of /b/

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:27 No.2706258 Too bad millionaires don't browse 4chan, or it'd already be saved... Someone forward the URL to Hollywood!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:27 No.2706259 Try urethral penetration; it feels wonderful (use lubrication)

>>	three interbutts 09/24/05(Sat)19:28 No.2706263 >>2706249 As opposed to what, getting fucked by everyone you've ever met? ... I fucking hope no one's based a doujin around that concept yet.

>>	PS. F.B.I 09/24/05(Sat)19:28 No.2706268 This is no longer a matter of /b/'s concern.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:28 No.2706275 >>2706263 That IS doujin

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:28 No.2706277 This is hot

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:28 No.2706280 >>2706268 :o

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:29 No.2706283 File : 1127608153.jpg-(85 KB, 400x565, kunoichi2.jpg) >>2705296 Anonymous's forbidden love!?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:29 No.2706285 >>2705296 1000 Posts or Bust!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:29 No.2706287 Sticky (K.O.G G3 mix) GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

>>	three interbutts 09/24/05(Sat)19:29 No.2706289 >>2706275 CURSE YOU, UNKNOWN JAPANESE ARTIST! I could've made millions off that idea...

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:29 No.2706290 www.cousincouples.com/ first result on google for cousin. lol the underbutt strikes again!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:29 No.2706292 As long as she's hot, go for it!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:30 No.2706295 omg more posts how long does it take to fuck your cousian?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:30 No.2706296 >>2706287 Needs less boring remix

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:30 No.2706301 >>2706296 www.ocremix.org

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:30 No.2706303 Yah, don't wait for her to enter the room and unzip your coveralls. "FANCY A GO AT IT, COUSIN?"

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:30 No.2706304 >>2706164 Whoa, sauce Also, give the man some time, wouldja! Probably won't be for another hour and a half at least that we get an update.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:30 No.2706309 A true Anonymous Hero would do it while browsing /b/

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:31 No.2706312 Internet needs confirmation of incest NOW

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:31 No.2706317 Im caucasian and i have not have had fucking sex yet. It must feel great im sure.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:31 No.2706325 File : 1127608316.jpg-(102 KB, 700x1000, naruto_hogokansatsu_016.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:32 No.2706326 gotta fap to incests tonight

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:32 No.2706327 go see her. if things get sexual, well, use a condom!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:32 No.2706329 >>2706317 I don't remember posting this... TIME PARADOX?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:32 No.2706331 >>2706326 Tonight: Incest. Tormorrow: ZA WARUDO!

>>	ZOMG HAWT Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:33 No.2706336 ANONYMOUS GETTING IT ON WITH HIS COUSIN IS FUCKING RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS Is there some sort of back-up relative if this path of glory would end in misery?

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/24/05(Sat)19:33 No.2706342 >>2706312 Preferably in the form of hi-res images.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:33 No.2706344 >>2706336 A family pet, I suppose...

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:33 No.2706346 >>2706301 What ever happened to that site that had every OCRemix torrented in packs of 500?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:33 No.2706348 This is fucking confusing.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:34 No.2706349 >>2706346 Um, OCRemix has that

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:34 No.2706351 200 DAMN IT

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:35 No.2706359 2oo GET

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/24/05(Sat)19:35 No.2706361 >>2706351 Not quite.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:35 No.2706364 2-0-0 GET

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:35 No.2706367 200

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:36 No.2706373 lol cousin

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:36 No.2706375 Im reaching for 300

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/24/05(Sat)19:36 No.2706376 >>2706367 You ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! one of my interbutt.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:36 No.2706379 What's the current situation? i need information!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:36 No.2706383 >>2705296 200 Posts; 1/5th of the way to 1000$$$ for 4Chan!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:36 No.2706384 >>2706349 I see no 500 torrents.

>>	it's all one person! Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:36 No.2706385 anonymous

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:37 No.2706387 I bet he fails.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:37 No.2706395 SPOILER: HE FAILS!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:38 No.2706400 >>2706384 http://bt.ocremix.org/

>>	!.WrYyYytTU 09/24/05(Sat)19:38 No.2706401 This thread is ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:39 No.2706410 >>2705296 Fags wanted to see your cousin again.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:39 No.2706412 BRILLIANT IDEA, YOU SHALL BE PAID IN RAPE DOLLARS

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:39 No.2706413 Make an excuse to go to the bathroom and update 4chan on the current situation. Is it FUBAR? SNAFU? BUTTSECHS?

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:39 No.2706415 >>2706412 that's bosnian money

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:40 No.2706431 This threads suspicion, drama and exitement could keep me up all nite.

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:40 No.2706433

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three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/24/05(Sat)19:41 No.2706436

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>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:41 No.2706441 >>2706413 Good thinking

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:42 No.2706444 >>2706441 He better be sexing her.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:42 No.2706445 Hide the rest of the yams at your auntie's house!

>>	TIME PARADUCKS! Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:44 No.2706464 >>2706413 TIME PARADUX someone's done this before!

>>	Anonymous !xRfiKkclkg 09/24/05(Sat)19:44 No.2706466 I am fapping to this thread.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:45 No.2706477 where is he? I'm worried!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:45 No.2706478 >>2706466 It's that kind of thread

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:46 No.2706484 All this text makes my cock hard.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:46 No.2706485 File : 1127609179.jpg-(87 KB, 574x800, Humpleby%20Award%20Winner.jpg) >>2706309

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:46 No.2706490

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>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:47 No.2706498 >>2706490 Valid point

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:47 No.2706501 I pwned my friend's LiveJournal (http://www.livejournal.com/users/crackerjack75/). What else should I post?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:48 No.2706508 I'm somewhat dissapointed this got a sticky and the dolphin sex thread didn't. Is there some way we can put the two togeather? Is it possible to have a dolphin sister/brother that you have sex with? constantly?

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:48 No.2706513

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>>	adsfadsfasdf Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:49 No.2706524 >>2706513 hurray for formatting

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:49 No.2706527 >>2706513 Valid point.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:50 No.2706543 >>2706527 Very.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:51 No.2706548 File : 1127609507.jpg-(109 KB, 767x1073, 1120539094882.jpg) take pictures

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:52 No.2706551 Shitting in posty thread.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:53 No.2706566 1) Put it in 2) Post pics 3) ???? 4) Profit

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:54 No.2706573 wtf mate?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:54 No.2706574 situation report!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)19:55 No.2706585 He is either fucking his cousian or too afriad to tell us the truth that he failed it.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:55 No.2706589 >>2706304 juan gotoh

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:56 No.2706590 Yay incest

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:58 No.2706615 FUCK HER FOR GREAT JUSTICE

>>	Poontang Swordmaster 09/24/05(Sat)19:59 No.2706621 Poontang Swordsmaster Approves of cozying up to cousin! DO IT!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)19:59 No.2706629 Did she send the picture before or after cyber?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:00 No.2706638 Yahoo-Otaku, If you go through with this, you will give me the strength to fuck my cousins as well, all 100 of them.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:00 No.2706639 >>2706629 pictures were shared?

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/24/05(Sat)20:02 No.2706658 BREAKING NEWS: HIS COUSIN DOES NOT LIKE THE PENIS

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:03 No.2706666 First post almost 2 hours ago. What stamina!!! Or Failure!!!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:04 No.2706670 needs more posts

The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/24/05(Sat)20:04 No.2706682

What are the updates in the situation? Mr. Koht demands to know if there was action and how it turned out.

If she likes kinky internet stuff, convince her to take pictures. Once you tell her those pictures will make her a sex symbol to which hordes of guys will beat off to, she will feeel impowered and do it! ...maybe

Silph 09/24/05(Sat)20:05 No.2706691

There's nothing really wrong with incest, a lot of you can't even tell me why it's wrong. Especially if it doesn't include having children.

>>2705353
Is right as far as I'm concerned. A lot of people would die to be in your situation right now, these are the kind of situations I write erotica about. I will probably steal it infact, it does make we wonder whether this is actually made up. No offence, it's pretty good if it was. It's definitly aroused me.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:07 No.2706716 >>2706691 Incest is the best

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:08 No.2706723 FAGGOT (K.O.G G3 mix) GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 09/24/05(Sat)20:08 No.2706728 *Attention 4chan: please do not fag up this awesome thread, thank you <3*

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:10 No.2706746 >>2706728 Too late, OSHI-

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:10 No.2706748 Well it's been 2 hours....

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)20:11 No.2706756 >>2706218 yes it is. used to do it all the time with a female friend of mine while we text-cybered. it was actually our cybering that got her to masturbate for the first time

>>	Silph 09/24/05(Sat)20:11 No.2706759 >>2706728 Amen. I won't go so far as to call for sensible discussion (this is /b/ on 4chan) but this thread rocks =3

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:11 No.2706762 >>2706728 I'll try, but no promises.

>>	The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/24/05(Sat)20:12 No.2706765 This was posted only two hours ago?

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/24/05(Sat)20:12 No.2706768 File : 1127610745.jpg-(665 KB, 2080x1544, mIDGRADE pOT cLOSEUP fLASH.jpg) hERE'S SOME RANDOM SHIT TO HELP FAG THIS THREAD UP WITH.

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/24/05(Sat)20:13 No.2706779 File : 1127610823.gif-(301 KB, 542x546, astro5pp.gif) >>2706748 We get to alternate between spamming this to 1000 AND keeping the thread from going to shit... ...Every 5th post I make just HAS to be a fucking time paradox.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:14 No.2706788 >>2706728 might just as well have said "/r/ hot man on man action pics plz"

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:15 No.2706796 File : 1127610917.jpg-(368 KB, 800x600, 1124464587720.jpg) 2 words: Hit It

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:15 No.2706799 I haven't read the whole thread but am I the only one saying "Prove it"?

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:16 No.2706807 >>2706799 I'm thinking the same thing...he might post pix, who knows

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:16 No.2706810 1000 dollars will get the total funds to how much??

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:16 No.2706811 she really wanted to have sex with you /b/tard how counld you not see that

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/24/05(Sat)20:17 No.2706822 >>2706810 Roughly 16K.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:17 No.2706824 >>2706811 I was thinking that too, she was like "hurry we come now"

>>	Silph 09/24/05(Sat)20:17 No.2706826 >>2706799 That's impossible, bar maybe making a torrent of the whole thing being filmed from a camera you sneak into the room... Wait, that's a pretty good idea.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:18 No.2706829 The first three posts of this thread are now proud property of my pron folder. Here's hoping this guy doesn't post any pics of his cousin if she's uggo.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:18 No.2706833 >>2706829 Don't ruin our dreams

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:19 No.2706840 >>2706829 i want pix nood

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:19 No.2706846 File : 1127611177.jpg-(192 KB, 600x411, mantrain.jpg) I CANNOT TAKE MY EYES OF THIS STICKY PS. FAGGING UP THREAD AS /R/ BY MOD

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:20 No.2706851 >>2706846 >:(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:20 No.2706852 >>2706811 cincinnati

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:20 No.2706853 good luck cousin fucker! may you shoot loads of zimmerman proportions

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/24/05(Sat)20:20 No.2706856 >>2706851

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:20 No.2706857 >>2706846 WOOOh WOOOH

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:22 No.2706867 Seriously I saw a movie about this. Thinking back Im sure the film is illegal now as it involves alleged 16 year olds, FFW Anyways if this is REALLY happening you need to get all over it like the smell of fish on Giant Gaping Vaginas the Size of a Hallway

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 09/24/05(Sat)20:22 No.2706872 Just to let you guys know, the last post that the OP made was >>2705502 (two hours ago) and he has never made any posts pretending to be someone else.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:23 No.2706875 anwser yet?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:24 No.2706887 lol, even the mods are staying tuned to this gripping drama!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:24 No.2706891 >>2706872 Thanks for the info, I was worried that might be the case. I apologize for doubting.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:24 No.2706894 >>2706872 Call him. You're a mod, you can do it!.. I hope he hits that hit.

>>	Jesus "the man" Christ !lOlikenYPM 09/24/05(Sat)20:24 No.2706895 >>2706872 So he does not lie. Hmm..Anonymous mod, make sure this is up for quite some time. I'm leaving soon, and want to know what goes down. LOL!!

>>	Ta Mere !piu1lCFoMk 09/24/05(Sat)20:24 No.2706896 >>2706872 We love your informative discourse and elite ways, O Mod. I'm going to bed. I hope to God this will still be alive in 10 hours. May I /r/ archive of this thread in case it dies before I wake up. Night /b/

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:25 No.2706900 >>2706896 I'm really hoping he get's done soon, whatever it is he is doing.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:26 No.2706904 No happy ending-GET? :(

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:26 No.2706908 fuck, come on 300

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:26 No.2706910

Even if it doesn't happen, the fact that they masturbated together over the phone and she called him on it but kept going, is an awesome story in itself.
I can't wait to hear what happens. And I would say this sticky needs to stay until we hear back. I know if I were trying to do a girl, cousin or not, I would not be fucking it up by ruching to get back to /b/ and post results. I'd take my time and make it happen and get back when time allowed.

>>	Silph 09/24/05(Sat)20:26 No.2706912 >>2706896 Yeah, I'm saying the same right now. If anyone is around for the end of this thread please archive it somewhere and put in where we can all find it.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:27 No.2706914 Wait, so we have mod interest and involvement and an unfolding story. .... If this is what we get instead of Densha Otoko, we are obviously Superior.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:27 No.2706916 Seriously we want moar of this Awsomey Stick posty

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:27 No.2706918 Of course a cousin fucking thread is on /b/ shortly after I was with another of my cousins and noticed how attractive she was.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:27 No.2706919 >>2706910 truth.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:27 No.2706922 >>2706894 Fool! Everyone knows that all mods have telekinesis powers!!

>>	The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/24/05(Sat)20:27 No.2706923 File : 1127611654.jpg-(37 KB, 639x399, blor503.jpg) Hm. The lack of responses is softening. Here is a blonde orgy for those who are losing steam.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:27 No.2706924 300

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:28 No.2706930 File : 1127611702.jpg-(74 KB, 270x362, legendarythread.jpg)

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:28 No.2706933 we grow closer to 1000

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:29 No.2706939 >>2706922 :O

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:30 No.2706942 >>2706933 what you say? (Does that still count?) Feel free to answer both questions in seperate replies.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:30 No.2706943 >>2706933 Amd so does the length of my PENIS

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:31 No.2706948 >>2706943 shit dood, I've always wanted a 1000 PENIS

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:31 No.2706953 SEE, BRAZILIANS MESS WITH GIRLS' HORMONES.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:32 No.2706957 >>2706953 more like bosnian

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:32 No.2706960 I hope he has some kind of story to tell, sucsess or failure... Also: TIME PARADOX

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:32 No.2706961 TEAM FALL BACK

>>	Name !.CzKQna1OU!!bBA7jxQjeKV 09/24/05(Sat)20:32 No.2706965 >>2706961 Negative Circle around back

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:33 No.2706970 File : 1127611994.jpg-(23 KB, 580x456, snoopying.jpg) Wrrrrrrrrrry! posting in a shitty thread.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:33 No.2706971 >>2706965 GO GO GO!

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:33 No.2706972 File : 1127611995.jpg-(46 KB, 720x540, aroo.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:33 No.2706975 You have our support Incestman!

>>	The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/24/05(Sat)20:33 No.2706978 >>2706922 I've already commited a thinkcrime. I am already dead. I have no fear!

>>	Name !.CzKQna1OU!!bBA7jxQjeKV 09/24/05(Sat)20:34 No.2706988 File : 1127612075.gif-(236 KB, 286x222, 1126085267936.gif) >>2706971

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:35 No.2706991 >>2706978 We are all done for.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:35 No.2706993 gaydome!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:35 No.2707002 I think that if he comes back and tells us he fucked her, and gives us adequate descriptions (we shall not ask for pictures) we should all donate 5 dollars.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:36 No.2707004 >>2706993 >:O

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)20:36 No.2707006 all you cousin are fucked by us

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:37 No.2707018 >>2706970 wryyyyyyyyy*. as Anonymous ## Mod ( >>2706728 ) said... Attention 4chan: please do not fag up this awesome thread, thank you <3

>>	Silph 09/24/05(Sat)20:37 No.2707019 Fuck, you know, most of us are refreshing this page every five seconds, at this rate we're going to be here for a long time... I'm going to sleep. I've never asked anything from God but I hope this thread is still here 12 hours from now.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:37 No.2707020 If you're going to fuck her, I'll be on standy to advise you.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:38 No.2707024 Yahoo-Otaku If you're going to fuck her, I'll be on standy to advise you.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:38 No.2707025 >>2707018 We're actually doing pretty good here. The fag factor is at like 3

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:38 No.2707029 LO AND BEHOLDE

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:38 No.2707030 THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:39 No.2707034 >>2707025 I will be around for another... 4-ish hours, on and off. Allow the conclusion to sit around for about 40 mins, I'll archive it on my site if someone wants me to.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:39 No.2707037 wtf

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:40 No.2707039 lol @ dramafags trying to make a 4chan densha otoko

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:40 No.2707042 >>2707039 lol at 335

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:40 No.2707043 "/B/ was at a standstill tonight pending the outcome of cousinfuck: the return, moar at 11"

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:41 No.2707047 Oh, and I meant to reply about the fag factor of 3. Uh, I'd guess 4, 4.5.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:41 No.2707048 i say we make a movie out of this shit make it like a /b/tard american pie/sex is zero/freddie gets fingered/ALL THE ernest goes to <insert place here>/anyother stupid movie i cant think of at the moment all rolled into one.

>>	Jesus "the man" Christ !lOlikenYPM 09/24/05(Sat)20:41 No.2707054 >>2707034 OKay cool. Whats your site though?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:42 No.2707061 If he comes back with details of success, I will fap with greater drama than ever before.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:42 No.2707062 >>2707048 oh yeah and we use the money to fund 4chan!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:42 No.2707064 >>2707054 lol, never ripped a site to another site before. SOMEONE GIVE INSTRUCTIONS AS I AM FAR INFERIOR, AND I WILL PROVIDE LINKS AS NEEDED.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:42 No.2707065 >>2707048 Should add in the "Say it isn't so" movie factor of having the end being changed to reveal she is not actually his cousin and thus the movie would be so able to be to be made and produced on a large scale, making us rich.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:43 No.2707067 >>2707065 I'll direct.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:43 No.2707070 ERNEST FUCKS HIS COUSIN

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:43 No.2707071 >>2707064 File>Save Page As

>>	Jesus "the man" Christ !lOlikenYPM 09/24/05(Sat)20:43 No.2707075 >>2707064 Pie.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:44 No.2707082 >>2707071 Thx. :P

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:45 No.2707084 >>2707071 LIES

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:47 No.2707097 >>2707084 mostly

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)20:48 No.2707108 >>2707065 and I'll star as the cousin-fucker

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:48 No.2707113 >>2707108 I cal dibs first bitch

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:48 No.2707114 >>2707108 I can see it.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:48 No.2707115 >>2707108 I call dibs first bitch

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:49 No.2707119

>>2707065
or we can go on a totally different direction and make it end like a scooby doo cartoon. "main guy:HAY COUSIN LETS SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE?!? omg its you cockmongler! cockmongler: yeah its me and i would have gotten away with it, if it wasnt for you meddeling /b/tards! and your happy nergo too"

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:49 No.2707121 1/4 DNA cuts the likelihood of a genetic birth defect by a bit. But still, the chances are too grate. Don't do anything.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:49 No.2707125 >>2707119 No, that won't sell as much.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:50 No.2707130 I just called my cousin because of this shit fuck you 4chan, fuck you...

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:50 No.2707135 >>2707130 so you could have sex with her? lol

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:51 No.2707137 >>2707121 fuckfail gtfo

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:51 No.2707139 >>2707135 Hahaha, tell us how that goes.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:51 No.2707146 >>2707121 GET AN ABORSHUN

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)20:52 No.2707149 >>2707113 >>2707115 like shit you did

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)20:53 No.2707159 >>2707149 Nigga you betta step off for one cum crakin yo way nigga!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:53 No.2707161 >>2707125 but if we go the "hollywood" route then it wouldnt have that 4chan charm :(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:54 No.2707171 >>2707130 So, what, you called her, unzipped, and then when the conversation went to "so yeah how've you been and oh you should have seen this funny thing your Uncle did the other day..." did you curse or keep fapping?

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)20:55 No.2707178 >>2707159 nigga i stab you ass if you mess wif me. tha's my word yo, tha's my word.

>>	Stealth Mongoose !IHfoQC1rj. 09/24/05(Sat)20:55 No.2707179 >>2707161 4chan has charm?

>>	superultramegahyperguy 09/24/05(Sat)20:55 No.2707184 get her pregnate and sell the baby to a sweatshop!!!!!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)20:57 No.2707210 >>2707184 That's wishful thinking.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)20:57 No.2707213 I hereby dub the OP Itoko Otoko (that's 従姉男 in moon language) that has a good ring to it don't you think

>>	Allyson !P5lEtjFUhc 09/24/05(Sat)20:59 No.2707235 This is pretty interesting for a thread about cousin fucking!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:01 No.2707257 One time I fucked my WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:03 No.2707278 If you cant keep it in your pants, keep it in the family

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:04 No.2707280

>>2707064
I've done a few before. Have about 4 /b/ threads on my site, though it's rarely if ever up. The Azumanga Hentai sticky and last week's Cat sticky are two of them. Stupid reverse.theplanet.com things hitting me when Apache's up.

>>2707071
I guess "file->save as..." would mostly work on this thread, though special measures have to be taken for a "perfect" archiving of the thread. (I'm OCD, shut up.)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:04 No.2707281 I'm on <i>the edge of my seat</i> waiting for the <i>gripping conclusion</i> PS. first 4chan post, heres hoping html works ^^

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:04 No.2707283 >>2707281 Idiot

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:05 No.2707285 >>2707281 hahahaha lurk more

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:05 No.2707288 Aww I fail at life =(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:05 No.2707289 >>2707213 >>that has a mood ring to it don't you think FIXED

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:06 No.2707300 Go forth, Itoko Otoko! FUCK HER FOR OUR SAKE!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:06 No.2707304 >>2707278 lol >>2707281 Only mods can use html.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:07 No.2707310 >>2707304 Because they're fags, amirite?!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:07 No.2707314 I bet every single one of us has a cousin we just want to fuck the shit out of, and this dude has the chance to live our dream. We need to never forget this, ever

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:08 No.2707321 Itoko Otoko! If you give up now, you'll revert to your old non-incestous self.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:08 No.2707324 >>2707314 I do :(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:09 No.2707330 >>2707314 The only attractive female cousin I have was sixteen when she died in a car accident last November.

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:09 No.2707331

Man, either he:

1. Finished sex and doesn't want to fuck it up by going off to make a post
2. Is having sex, it just took some time to make a move/start
3. Is going to have sex, and is still working on setting it up
4. Is not going to have sex
5. Is sitting here laughing at all the people who believed his joke story

CYOA NOW

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:11 No.2707349 >>2707331 6. ???????

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:11 No.2707352 >>2707349 6. is profit

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:11 No.2707356 So DID HE SCORE OR WHAT?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:11 No.2707357 All aboard the man-train to Incestville!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:12 No.2707358 >>2707349 7. PROFIT! >>2707352 No, 7 is. 6 is ?????

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:12 No.2707360 >>2707331 But that;s pretty good odds, 4 out of 5! 80%! GUTS CAN CHANGE 80% INTO 100%! THAT'S A TRUE HERO!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:13 No.2707367 >>2707349 I suppose he could have died during sex or 7. been caught by his parents who are currently screaming at him and his cousin

>>	Random Brazilian 09/24/05(Sat)21:13 No.2707373 I luv brazil!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:13 No.2707375 >>2707349 Profiting, obviously.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:14 No.2707385 HOW OLD ARE THEY? IS THIS LOLI? I HOPE SO

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:15 No.2707386 >>2707358 You're the only fucking Anonymous that got that. /b/, you suck tonight.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:15 No.2707390 400 get

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:16 No.2707395 >>2707390 haha, w i n

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:16 No.2707396 I bet they're playing SMBM!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:16 No.2707406 if a news story pops up tommorow about some guy getting caught with his cousin and posting on a website about it.....

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:16 No.2707407 >>2707396 Bet not.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:19 No.2707429 >>2707407 You dog!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:19 No.2707434 Fuck this guy and his story! I'm fapping to you guys speculating about it!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:19 No.2707438 >>2707434 I think he is having marathon sex, or ran away with her to get married....

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:20 No.2707439 I should gtfo

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:20 No.2707440 >>2707406 Then everyone watching will DONATE4CHAN and life will be good again.

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:23 No.2707472

Hay guys im back.
So she didn't like my cock at all- [i]we got a little tipsy[/i]after drinking some vodka and.. well things were going well, indeed, but.
But i screwed up.
So i went into the kitchen and poured down [i]something to help her loosen up[/i] a bit.
And as they say, she didn't say it WASN'T okay..
She's currently sleeping on the couch.. i wonder what i will tell her in the morning tomorrow about all stuff we left after we finished sexing ..
PS. Im obviously just lying.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)21:24 No.2707476 >>2707440 and we can all say we fapped to a true story

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:24 No.2707478 >>2707386 I wіn.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:24 No.2707479 >>2707472 that sucked

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:25 No.2707483 >>2707472 there are no [i]italics[/i] on the internet. GTFO

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:25 No.2707489 Fucking family is fun...... I do it all the time, in fact my sister loves my cock

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:25 No.2707491 >>2707483 NO U

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:26 No.2707497 >>2707472 Some mod must tell us if this is the true creator of this thread

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:26 No.2707501 >>2707497 It isn't.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:26 No.2707502 Sigh.. im bored. Maybe i should write some more fanfics on this topic.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:26 No.2707504 >>2707497 I don't need a mod to tell me.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:27 No.2707507 >>2707497 signed.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:27 No.2707508 File : 1127615264.png-(4 KB, 348x190, oO.png) 5000 hours mspaint

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:27 No.2707511 >>2707497 What, the last line didn't tip you off?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:29 No.2707531 >>2705296 This girl is so pretty, post more of her please

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)21:33 No.2707583 lol the fake story was gay

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)21:34 No.2707587 >>2707583 and I'm glad he was bann Forgot to add that.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:34 No.2707589 >>2707583 lol

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:35 No.2707596 File : 1127615739.jpg-(47 KB, 480x700, 1100806946708.jpg) >>2705296

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:36 No.2707604 >>2707596 i lol'd

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:36 No.2707609 >>2707596 lol moar of this

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)21:36 No.2707611 >>2707596 You ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! the entire interbutt.

>>	blargh!shit 09/24/05(Sat)21:37 No.2707621 fuck it

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)21:37 No.2707625 >>2707508 This girl is so pretty. Post more of her please.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:38 No.2707635 >>2707625 2nd

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)21:38 No.2707641 >>2707635 lol

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:39 No.2707646 >>2707641 sersly

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)21:40 No.2707661 It'd be interesting to know just how many people have fapped/are fapping to this story.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)21:40 No.2707664 >>2707646 "srsly"

>>	The Grimace 09/24/05(Sat)21:40 No.2707670 File : 1127616058.jpg-(80 KB, 480x700, taboo309.jpg) >>2707609 super taboo rocks

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:40 No.2707671 >>2707661 No fappage, but it was vert hot.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:41 No.2707676 >>2707661 No fappage, but it was very hot.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:41 No.2707682 >>2707661 Have to have damn good stamina to keep it up for 3 1/2 hours.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:41 No.2707683 This thread is gay as it is enough. Throw the ugly bastard away already.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:42 No.2707686 /r/ the one with his sister and mother together

>>	The Grimace 09/24/05(Sat)21:42 No.2707687 File : 1127616143.jpg-(96 KB, 552x763, taboo508.jpg) part 1 of 2

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:42 No.2707689 WAS HE A FAKE OR JUST A FAG

>>	The Grimace 09/24/05(Sat)21:43 No.2707698 File : 1127616196.jpg-(114 KB, 534x783, taboo509.jpg) thrilling conclusion! did the OP ever post his website?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:43 No.2707699 >>2707472 YOU ARE A FUCK. THE REAL MUST GIVE US MORE MORE MORE.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:44 No.2707713 STICK IT IN HER POOPER

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:44 No.2707716 or they could have eaten and then went at it, she did say she was getting food

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:44 No.2707721 >>2707705 B&

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:44 No.2707722 Bkoom.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:44 No.2707723 >>2707705 damn that was good

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:45 No.2707724 >>2707716 what if she got TACO BELL

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:45 No.2707726 >>2707705 WHY WOULD YOU WRITE IT KNOWING RIGHTFULLY SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT AND GOT BANNED? YOU SIR, ARE A STUPID RETARD.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:45 No.2707729 >>2707705 ENJOY UR B&!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:46 No.2707743 >>2707726 Stfu i fapped to this. it was all good.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:47 No.2707749 >>2707729 He probably will.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:48 No.2707763 Why do people buy into this crap? There're posts like this every day on /b/

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:48 No.2707770 did I miss the CP?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:49 No.2707773 >>2707763 GTFO MY INTERNETS!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:49 No.2707778 I hope this thread is still here in 12 hours

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:50 No.2707786 >>2707778 It probably will be.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:50 No.2707788 i love when every so often /b/ rallies around something to make a semi-coherent thread

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:50 No.2707792 >>2707763 This one is different because not only has the OP NOT tried to look like different people to try and get attention, but people are naturally drawn to it, even moderators. Besides, itoko otoko just sounds awesome

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:50 No.2707794 >>2707788 I love it when you talk like that.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:51 No.2707800 COME ON GUYS, LETS GET THIS THREAD TO 1000 POSTS!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:52 No.2707816 WE'RE ALMOST HALFWAY THERE （;;゜Д゜）∑

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:52 No.2707819 File : 1127616776.jpg-(223 KB, 1024x760, 1094488541532.jpg)

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)21:52 No.2707822 Almost

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:54 No.2707840 >>2707705 user was BONED for this post

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:55 No.2707844 >>2707788 the girl in the red bandanna got me interested in the thread

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:55 No.2707856 This thread can suck my cock. Motivation: content revealed.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:55 No.2707857 File : 1127616953.jpg-(29 KB, 800x600, raymer1.jpg) >>2707819 OH MY GOD! WINS! I REMEMBER THAT NIGHT! do you have any of the originals? this is the only one i have...

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:56 No.2707860 >>2707819 NO U

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:57 No.2707868 >>2705296 >>2705299 >>2705304 thank you for the boner. best hard on i've had in weeks.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:58 No.2707882 PENIS PENIS PENIS (´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)21:59 No.2707890 I vote for a mod to place "THIS POST WAS MADE BY OP" on all the OP's posts.

>>	The Grimace 09/24/05(Sat)21:59 No.2707893 it should be a law, that if your sister or cousin is REALLY hot, you should be able to bone at least twice.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:00 No.2707902 WTF HAX

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:00 No.2707903 >>2707893 ...Condoms required

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:01 No.2707910 >>2707894 someone broked the 4chan

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:01 No.2707913 >>2707894 I CAN'T READ MOONSPEAK, WHAT DOES IT SAY?

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:01 No.2707917 >>2707893 FUCKING AGREED

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:01 No.2707923 >>2707917 yeah

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:02 No.2707934 >>2707890 Seriously.

>>	cha0tix !/wiIa5tBLg 09/24/05(Sat)22:03 No.2707947 File : 1127617428.jpg-(61 KB, 720x480, 1125714148859.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:04 No.2707959 File : 1127617485.jpg-(27 KB, 550x350, oh.jpg) POST MORE FASTER

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:05 No.2707968 ok

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:05 No.2707969 >>2707934 WHAT

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:05 No.2707970 >>2707959 more gwar?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:05 No.2707972 Faggin threads up

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:06 No.2707975 lol spam

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:06 No.2707979 lol sperm

>>	cha0tix !/wiIa5tBLg 09/24/05(Sat)22:06 No.2707983 File : 1127617590.jpg-(36 KB, 716x480, 1125716719505.jpg) DAMNIT! WRONG PIC!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:08 No.2708003 >>2707947 lol LATE >>2705844

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:08 No.2708007 So i was up in my favorite tree, jacking of. Then i saw a hawt babe.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:09 No.2708017 The internet makes me regret being me :'(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:09 No.2708022 Oh snap, won't he ever come back and post about what he and she did! It's really late, but I think I'll be around, refreshing this page some more. I need to know!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:09 No.2708023 500 GET

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:10 No.2708029 500 get

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:10 No.2708032 The problem was she was about fourteen so i had to be careful. End of story. PS im in jail now.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:11 No.2708044 lol fail

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:12 No.2708048 We are on our way to 1000

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:12 No.2708055 9000 get

>>	OVER 500 THREAD ｷﾀ━━━━━（°∀°）━━━━━ッ!! Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:12 No.2708057 GO FORTH, ITOKO OTOKO

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:13 No.2708065 Fag get

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:13 No.2708067 My sisterS (both) are cute but I wouldn't fuck them :/

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:13 No.2708069 hope he gets it by the time i get back

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:13 No.2708070 weeanease get

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:13 No.2708071 >>2708057 FUCK ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:14 No.2708074 >>2708067 lies, get back in their room and do your brotherly duty

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:14 No.2708082 >>2708057 HOW DO I ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! INTERNET

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:15 No.2708089 STICKYING A GAY THREAD. 4chan loses the internet is once had. FAIL

>>	DOOM !J4t8ucXg/s 09/24/05(Sat)22:15 No.2708091 Jerk it, keep your head clear. If you get a chance to hit it, do so. But avoid a relationship AT ALL COSTS. That would, as thewy say, 'fuck the game up'.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:16 No.2708100 >>2708057 lol, I'll almost feel ashamed when the Japanese find out, should it ever reach that level of popularity. GJ on the image however!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:17 No.2708108 >>2708100 hahaha

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:17 No.2708110

Im leaving this fag thread. Good night for real hopfully the fucktard got his cock left in the zipper. With blood i mean death sentece fuck yeah A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY Mormor =*(

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:18 No.2708123 >>2708110 Valid point

The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:18 No.2708125

>>2708074
seriously wouldn't, but

One time we were at this hotel and my older sis was sleeping NAKED next to me... being a boy.. I reached around and touched her vaginal area, upon the tap she WHIRLED around and look me right in the face like >:[, and once my lil sis a while ago was sleeping in the same chair and our butts were touching, wtf.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:18 No.2708129 >>2708089 Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:19 No.2708137 >>2708100 lol, you weeaboo ! who cares about what japs think.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:19 No.2708148 >>2708125 symetrical docking is fine too

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:19 No.2708153 >>2708125 this is relevant to my interests

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:20 No.2708155 >>2708125 You didn't put it in the pooper. What an faggot...

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:21 No.2708161 bosnian

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:21 No.2708165 >>2708148 Yeah except I was like sweating profusely out of fear she would nudge into me harder... she is cute... dammit 4chan making me an incest.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:21 No.2708169 This is a like when the world was waiting to see who the next pope would be, only this time, it's important.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:21 No.2708170 File : 1127618508.jpg-(36 KB, 507x358, seriousface.jpg) seriously, this thread better be here when i get home from work tomorrow seriously

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:22 No.2708174 >>2708170 It will...probably

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:22 No.2708177 FUCKIN 'A!!! I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:22 No.2708180 >>2708155 :[

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:23 No.2708183 >>2708165 u know u want to tap it... just a taste won't hurt

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:23 No.2708191 >>2708183 I would'a tried.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:25 No.2708204 >>2708183 OF AN 8 YEAR OLD WHO'S MY SIS.

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:25 No.2708205

Japanese Contribution to the Internet:
電車男 - A touching story of romance, deceit, comedy, anonymous BBS, and wholesome family values.

North American Contribution to the Internet:
従姉男 - A sexy story of cyber sex, phone masturbation, and a cliffhanger from hell!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:25 No.2708210 >>2708205 I like where this post went.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:26 No.2708211 >>2708125 What, like how old were you and the vaginaly tapped sister at the time? This thread brings back fond memories of 'playing doctor'

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:26 No.2708215

came close to having sex with my cousin, she was so hot at the time, huge tits, great round curvy ass, best legs i've ever seen. one of the best loads i've ever shot was when we were home alone together, she was wear black spandex shorts, and a tight white shirt. i had a massive hard on, she noticed, i couldn't hide it. we didn't do anything, i went and punched one off.

>>	Iris !tFj8DP0Frs 09/24/05(Sat)22:26 No.2708220 I'd flood "Holiday of the Black Cat", a yuri Noir doujin I have, but my asshole brother is on the computer with all my pics playing Guild Fags, I mean, Guild Wars. When he goes to bed, I'll post it.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:27 No.2708224 This faggot thread stinks lie and conspiracy. He is laughin at you faggots who care for his utterly pathetic sex life. I think you should all just die before the thread does, or tell more stories like 'The Red' Barron'. This thread is meaningless otherwise.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:27 No.2708226 >>2708204 O SHI-

Itoko Otoko Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:27 No.2708227

HOLY FUCK! Sticky?

I don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed. It’s one thing to post your personal shit and it’s gone in an hour, but sticky…?

Whatever, I said I’ll post, so I will. I’m a little nervous, but what the fuck, right? I started writing what happened about an hour ago (I figured the thread would be gone, so I didn’t check…fucking sticky…with a mod checking my IP? HOLY FUCK!), but it’s going to be to long to post on 4chan.

I can’t believe that my thread got this much attention….I’m fucking flabbergasted

So, where can I post a few pages of text? (holy FUCK!)

P.S. I have no idea who Itoko Otoko is (aside from me)

Er, should a mod verify who I am?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:28 No.2708235 >>2708215 hell i'm going to punch one off too! thanks for the inspiration :)

The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:28 No.2708236

>>2708211
I was 7.

PS my cousin is really fucking cute, like loli cute but she just hit 18.

A long time ago when we were spending the night, she started a game where we drew pictures with our finger son each others backs.

I was having a hella good time that night.

I also tought my brother how to masturbate (which he sucks at)

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:28 No.2708239 YES plz <3

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:29 No.2708245 File : 1127618946.jpg-(65 KB, 640x461, japanesefuckyou.jpg) For those during the wee hours of the morning (relative to eastern time), KEEP THIS POST ALIVE!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:30 No.2708262 >>2708204 yes, it's relevant to my interests

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:30 No.2708263 >>2708227 Oh snap! It's probably him! POST NOW!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:30 No.2708264 >>2708227 KITA ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:30 No.2708266 >>2708227 WOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:30 No.2708271 >>2708263 please do, I've been posting here too long

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:30 No.2708272 >>2708262 mine too but not with my sis'

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:31 No.2708281 >>2708227 Post here, now, with a tripcode.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:31 No.2708286 >>2708227 now! NOW! NOOOOW!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:31 No.2708292 Mighty /b/: she lags and quivers in anticipation!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:32 No.2708295 mod verify plz

>>	Itoko Otoko !VSYboDxqXU 09/24/05(Sat)22:32 No.2708296 testing trip code Fuck this topic takes forever to load.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:32 No.2708298 Fuck yeah! post! I was just gonna leave becouse it's already 6:35 am here but no way am I leaving now!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:32 No.2708299 >>2708227 Post! READY..SET...FAP!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:32 No.2708303 >>2708281 first time I see someone begging someone else to post with tripcode. :)

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 09/24/05(Sat)22:32 No.2708304 >>2708227 THIS IS HIM

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:33 No.2708307 >>2708304 SCHWING

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:33 No.2708312 >>2708304 OH FUCKING SNAP SON

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)22:33 No.2708317 Itoko Otoko fucking ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ...and if that's a pun on some level, i apologize.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:34 No.2708319 >>2708303 This wins too enormously to be fagged up by some idiot. :)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:34 No.2708322 >>2708304 LEGEND HAS RETURNED!

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:34 No.2708325

one time i was at my dad's apartment. hes kind of poor and has a shitty computer so my sister and i only go over there for a couple weeks in the summer together, and pay him random visists once in a while. anyway its a two room apartment, so i have to share a room with my sister. now the apartments arent as sound proof as i'd like them to be, so it's difficult to fap to porn on tv, and my dads computer is in his room. so i usually fap in bed thinking about my sisters half-naked body only a few feet from me, when shes asleep of course. oh, im 19 and shes 17 by the way.
anyway i remember one time i was fapping to mental images of my sister and was getting pretty into it, breathing hard and everything, close to ejaculating, when my sister says "will you stop scratching?" now fapping doesnt sound like scratching at all, she must've known what i was doing. i was too far into it though and cummed all over my chest. i said sorry and felt pretty embarassed. i went to the bathroom a cleaned up quickly and poured water into the toilet to make it sound like i was just pissing lol. i shouldve taken advantage of the situation and cummed all over her face, but oh well. i cum in her shampoo bottles sometimes too, makes me so hot.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:34 No.2708328 He is probably writing it right now.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:34 No.2708330 >>2708227 INFORMATION! LOGS! WHATEVER!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:34 No.2708331 >>2708304 YES! Oh, and keep this thread around for a while

>>	Anonymous-kun 09/24/05(Sat)22:35 No.2708333 The OP could be a mod fuckin' with you. That'd be an insane joke. He posts, he stickies himself, then fools you all. Yahahar, that'd be funny. BTW: IT'S A TRAP!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:35 No.2708335 I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO TWILIGHT EVER SINCE I FIRST SAW THIS THREAD

>>	Itoko Otoko !VSYboDxqXU 09/24/05(Sat)22:35 No.2708337 Holy fuck. I've got..er, like 27k of text. Where can I post? (Someone has probaly answered this question by now.)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:35 No.2708341 >>2708227 >>2708304 Are you aware you made a fucking legend?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:35 No.2708343 >>2708328 Pasteing it probably, hopefully.. so we don't have to wait ages for new info.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:36 No.2708344 >>2708325 lol

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:36 No.2708349 >>2708344 2nd

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:37 No.2708362

>>2708304
OMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOM
IGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

Dude, Itoko Otoko, you are my hero.

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 09/24/05(Sat)22:37 No.2708363 >>2708337 AIM me here and we can set something up

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:37 No.2708364 >>2708337 Man, just post it in different posts. :)

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:37 No.2708365 >>2708337 TAPPIT

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:38 No.2708368 >>2708337 I've been following this thread for almost 4 1/2 hours now. Please, do not disappoint.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:38 No.2708376 >>2708325 Best shit read in awhile in this thread. (Aside from 'the return')

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)22:39 No.2708381 I was almost getting bored with /b/ this has brought new life, and a new legend to 4chan

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:39 No.2708383 >>2708368 same, please don't suck

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:39 No.2708384 O SHI- SO ANXIOUS TO READ THIS

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:39 No.2708385 Go to /dis/?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:40 No.2708395 Anonymous does NOT forgive! There better be BUTTSECKS or everyone gets a goatse!

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:40 No.2708399 IT GIVES US INFOES

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:40 No.2708400 >>2708337 UPLOAD A TEXT DOCUMENT FFS

>>	Itoko Otoko !VSYboDxqXU 09/24/05(Sat)22:41 No.2708404 >>2708363 Alright, I have to get AIM first though. Gimme a few.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:41 No.2708405 Itoko Otoko: The Man The Ledgend The Cousin-fucking Coming soon to 4Chan...

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:41 No.2708407 Oh God this is gonna rock

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:41 No.2708408 >>2708383 I was gonna go grab food, but that shit can wait!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:42 No.2708412 >>2708404 GIVE US A PREVIEW WHILE U SET IT UP PLZ

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:42 No.2708414 Keep this thread around for 12 more hours plz

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:42 No.2708416 omg we hit 600

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:42 No.2708418 If he didn't get any for the sake of 4chan I'm going to be really, REALLY pissed off. You hear that Itoko? In case you wanna jazz it up a little?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:43 No.2708421 600 get

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)22:43 No.2708422 >>2708368 been following this since it was started just about. nothing like watching a legend being born. i think /b/ may have her new king. discuss?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:43 No.2708423 600GET

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:43 No.2708424 600

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:43 No.2708427

The command wee lets you deal with the PENIS on a completely new level. wee allows you to find a particular interbutt location and change what is stored there. Since wee operates directly on the PENIS's memory, it is possible to make mistakes by weeing a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway into the wrong locations, or wrong a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway into the right locations! We want to repeat what we told you way back in Chapter One: There is no way you can bus the PENIS by typing on the DONATE TO 4CHAN ...not even with wee. But you can cause the PENIS to just go away someplace and sulk, cutting you off from any contact.

>>	The Grimace 09/24/05(Sat)22:43 No.2708429 File : 1127619803.gif-(770 KB, 200x138, goatse.gif) >>2708395 this story better be explicit and indepth with every detail!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:43 No.2708430 >>2706032 MOAR THAN HALF WAY THERE, /b/!!!!!!!!!111

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:43 No.2708435 Probably could've just typed it all into a two-color jpg or something equally stupid ...

>>	Allyson !P5lEtjFUhc 09/24/05(Sat)22:43 No.2708436 THIS BETTER BE GOOD

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)22:44 No.2708444 HOLY FREAKING CRAP!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:45 No.2708448 F5F5F5

>>	Iris !tFj8DP0Frs 09/24/05(Sat)22:45 No.2708450 Damnit, I'm gay, and this is making ME wet.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:45 No.2708452 man, I've been wasting a lot of time here, it better rock me out of control

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:45 No.2708456 >>2708422 HAIL ITOKO OTOKO!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:46 No.2708458 >>2708429 GTFO.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:46 No.2708459 >>2708450 PENIS =/= wet retard

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:47 No.2708468 someone make an Itoko-tan

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:47 No.2708469 there better be pictures or I'll send RaptorJESUS to send MOOT to Argentina!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:47 No.2708472 Ok, have you decided how to solve this? Mod and Itoko Otoko?

>>	Anonymous-kun 09/24/05(Sat)22:48 No.2708473 File : 1127620086.jpg-(28 KB, 360x480, itokoredneckprom.jpg) LOL INCEST

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:48 No.2708476 For the love of god, we need the rest of this story

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:48 No.2708478 >>2708472 he is installing AIM

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:49 No.2708483 I just peed in a bottle, because I can't leave my monitor.

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)22:49 No.2708486 File : 1127620182.jpg-(15 KB, 293x284, prosth1.jpg) Picture is relevant to the conversation...

>>	Iris !tFj8DP0Frs 09/24/05(Sat)22:49 No.2708490 >>2708459 I AM PARADOX, GIRL ON INTERWEB. IF I HAD A GODDAMN CAMERA, I'D SIGN MYSELF AND POST IT.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:50 No.2708492 >>2708483 lol srsly?

>>	Anonymous-kun 09/24/05(Sat)22:50 No.2708493 Bugged the mod on his AIM. He's smoking ATM.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:50 No.2708496 So he installs AIM and then what? We all go in a chat room and fap together?

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 09/24/05(Sat)22:50 No.2708498 IM GET

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:51 No.2708499 >>2708483 I thought the dramatic reactions of the BBS users in Densha Otoko were over the top, but you sir are my new hero and proof that such people exist!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:51 No.2708500 >>2708496 Him and a MOD are gonna work something out, cause his story is epic.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:51 No.2708502 if this shit isnt up within half an hour, i'm going to be pissed

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:52 No.2708514 Holy shit he boned her. I must read this. This needs to be torrented, or saved, somehow. This is a Historic 4chan Moment.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:52 No.2708516 >>2708468 You read my mind. But don't forget about Itoko Otoko no Itoko-tan.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:52 No.2708517 >>2708498 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

>>	ohsnap 09/24/05(Sat)22:52 No.2708518 >>2708492 lol, yeah. Well, I've done it once before during a game of starcraft.... this is too intense

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:52 No.2708521 >>2708490 HEY FGT GET LOST NO GIRLS ALLOWED ON THE FOURTH CHAN, PS IT'S A MAN YOU LIES

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:53 No.2708526 >>2708498 OH SHI---

>>	Anonymous !TL7feP4dw6 09/24/05(Sat)22:53 No.2708528 Posting in a potentially legendary thread. Don't fuck this up. :D

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:53 No.2708529 So who likes toast? I think it's wonderful.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:54 No.2708531 >>2708521 lol

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:54 No.2708536 Holy shit he boned her. I must read this. This needs to be torrented, or saved, somehow. This is a Historic 4chan Moment.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:54 No.2708540 I guess i should just br glad to be part of a milestone in internet history =D

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)22:55 No.2708541 >>2708529 Me too. If toast was my cousin, I'd probably pull a Itoko Otoko on it.

>>	Allyson !P5lEtjFUhc 09/24/05(Sat)22:55 No.2708543 CURRENTLY PISSING SELF WITH EXCITEMENT, MUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS. (JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE PISSING PART) CAPS AND A BUTT AVAILABLE IN THIS POST

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)22:55 No.2708547 >>2708540 an internetter being laid!?!?!?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:56 No.2708554 We are on the cutting edge of the INTERNET.

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)22:56 No.2708559 >>2708547 Nothing stranger than truth...

>>	Crimmz 09/24/05(Sat)22:56 No.2708560 This is why we to archive the legendary. All /b/tards will find this relevant to their interests.

>>	Anonymous-kun 09/24/05(Sat)22:56 No.2708561 >>2708547 Exactly. I envy him. It's ok for a /b/tard to bone his cousin, cause that's probably the only action any of us are likely to get.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:56 No.2708562 This could very well beat the concept of doing an all-seasons X-files movie marathon while eating nachos and getting a backrub. Please make this thread deliver

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:56 No.2708565 We could say "I was there when it happened..." lol

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/24/05(Sat)22:57 No.2708567 File : 1127620638.jpg-(20 KB, 240x314, fuckinaye.jpg) i WAIT EAGERLY IN ANTICIPATION OF FAILURE. ^__^

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:57 No.2708569 I'd even fellate Allyson to see the end to this cliffhanger! Oh what-- she's right behind me? OH SHI-

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:57 No.2708570 >>2708547 Im glad i was here to seee this happen. I had my doubts. Im sorry.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:57 No.2708571 You know this is just soo FUBARED it has to be much more complicated than him just nailing her. It seems like it's gnna be an interesting read if nothing else

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:57 No.2708573 Delicious Cousin Toast! I must have sex with it!

>>	ohsnap 09/24/05(Sat)22:58 No.2708574 it's the TWILIGHT ZONE! nananana

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:58 No.2708575 File : 1127620682.jpg-(39 KB, 393x488, vend a goat.jpg) Must.......know............story..........

>>	Anonymous00172 !ZdSL5OBxhQ 09/24/05(Sat)22:58 No.2708576 >>2708540 My apologies for breaking the sacred law of tripfagism, but legends make you do crazy things.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)22:58 No.2708581 >>2708570 I have to say posting in this thread was an honor.

>>	Iris !tFj8DP0Frs 09/24/05(Sat)22:58 No.2708587 I want to take this time to thank 4chan for /u/, /d/, and /e/, and for Otoko. And for disbelievers like Red Barron, for providing excellent faggotry to argue over, keeping me occupied until Otoko posts his legendary material.

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:59 No.2708592

Most DONATE TO 4CHAN only tell you where to travel. This one teaches you how to travel to get the wee out of your PENIS and money. Rick Stevens loliers are easy to spot - they're making the most friends, having the most exploitable, and spending less money. Rick's back door loli philosophy - drawn from more than 20 years as a lolier and tour guide - is for anyone who wants an authentic a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway experience, no matter what their loli budget.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:59 No.2708594 キタ．．．

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:59 No.2708595 lol i made it to take a piss and wash my hands before the thread reloaded.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)22:59 No.2708596 if this guy scored, i'm buying a round tommorow in his honor

>>	whatapath !lolOLLOHp2 09/24/05(Sat)22:59 No.2708598 TRIPCODING FOR FAME!

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:00 No.2708599 File : 1127620811.jpg-(12 KB, 319x161, AWW.jpg) >>2708587 Hey guys what's this? Someone stole your (´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:00 No.2708602 Can't wait 'till I get an explanation so I can archive this shit.

>>	Richek Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:01 No.2708609 This is bigger than the first appearence of longcat. And twice as cool. He better not fuck this shit up.

>>	nil 09/24/05(Sat)23:02 No.2708615 manatee

>>	Name !.CzKQna1OU!!bBA7jxQjeKV 09/24/05(Sat)23:02 No.2708616 >>2708596 The best part of this entire sticky is that the OP was Anonymous, so it's like watching Anonymous simultaneously collectively get laid and becoming a legend at the same time.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:02 No.2708618 this is taking a little longer then expected

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:02 No.2708620 So the rest ain't gonna get posted and we need to go AIM for that? Eh.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:02 No.2708621 Faster! I'm jerking off and want to cum soon!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:02 No.2708622 File : 1127620963.jpg-(336 KB, 832x458, ohshi.jpg) OSHI-

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:02 No.2708624 epic

>>	travywavvy 09/24/05(Sat)23:03 No.2708626 File : 1127620982.jpg-(64 KB, 659x489, 100_9301_new.jpg) posting in history. love, t

>>	Allyson !P5lEtjFUhc 09/24/05(Sat)23:03 No.2708628 File : 1127620996.jpg-(67 KB, 352x288, penisomg.jpg) >>2708569 Suck my big imaginary PENIS babeh. Check it. I'm PACKIN'. Oh no so much for this being an IRC and friends only picture. The opportunity was just too great.

>>	Noah 09/24/05(Sat)23:03 No.2708632 I'm going to McDonald's for food but when I get back, I expect a story. >:(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:03 No.2708634 jerk off before she gets there.. ull get horny eventually again and go with it XD

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:04 No.2708637 >>2708628 No one wants you here, Allyson.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:05 No.2708639 >>2708634 Holy shit late

>>	Matt!Legendary 09/24/05(Sat)23:05 No.2708641 Posting after sticky, but before history.

>>	Fujin !4CHAncwB.Y 09/24/05(Sat)23:05 No.2708643 >>2708637 Lies

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:05 No.2708644 File : 1127621135.jpg-(41 KB, 150x417, lastweek.jpg) >>2708634

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:05 No.2708645 For the love of christ, the story MUST BE TOLD.

>>	NeoArc 09/24/05(Sat)23:05 No.2708646 MAKE ANOTHER TOPIC, THIS IS TOO BIG :/

>>	Anonymous-kun 09/24/05(Sat)23:05 No.2708647 >>2708626 ZOOMJ KATAMARI DAISUKE FTW!!!!!!!!11

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:06 No.2708650 This is truly great... im breathless. My god.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:06 No.2708656 >>2708646 NEVER

>>	what? 09/24/05(Sat)23:07 No.2708658 >>2708576 can't be.

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:07 No.2708661 LEGENDARY THREAD! WAY TOO AMAZING! If anything is capable of opening a 'mazing bar, this thread is.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:08 No.2708663 ...geez you people are sick o_O

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:08 No.2708664 >>2708646 No way, 2706032 said he'd donate 1000 for every 1000 posts in this thread, keep it going.

>>	AnniChan 09/24/05(Sat)23:08 No.2708665 what a horrible time to have to go pee

>>	(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits !UJzSA7PvP2 09/24/05(Sat)23:08 No.2708666 lol posting in epic

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:08 No.2708667 File : 1127621312.jpg-(15 KB, 142x302, ass.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:08 No.2708669 LEGEND!!! YOU ARE A LEGEND!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:08 No.2708670 700 fucking posts. Truly unbelievable.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:08 No.2708672 File : 1127621327.jpg-(30 KB, 600x1530, WIN.jpg) needs more of this

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:08 No.2708673 700

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:09 No.2708679

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)18:52 No.2705767
Sticky please! this is a unique chance to create the 4chan version of Densha Otoko!
Moot can sell the story properties to the porn industry or he can just blackmail that guy to get bucks for 4chan!

Holy shit. He might be right-...

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:09 No.2708681 >>2708626 butt...paste..?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:09 No.2708684 must save legendary thread

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:09 No.2708685 They're going to charge $2 for the download of the ending, you watch.

>>	(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits !UJzSA7PvP2 09/24/05(Sat)23:10 No.2708688 lol posting in legendary get

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:10 No.2708689 Dang, can you imagine how effective an army of horny /b/tards would be? Seriously. "If you go and kill osama, we'll tell you about the time this guy fucked his cousin!"

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:11 No.2708692 I have a very hot cousin. She kissed me on the cheek about 6 years ago. We used to bathe together as little kids.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:11 No.2708695 longthread is looooooooong

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:11 No.2708696 >>2708685 I'll pay

>>	here before sticky !IC8Oow0IHw 09/24/05(Sat)23:11 No.2708697 damn, it's dawn already.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:11 No.2708698 >>2708689 It better be a good fucking story.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:11 No.2708700 >>2708663 No, just horny

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:11 No.2708701 I'm gonna fuck my sister and become even more legendary!

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/24/05(Sat)23:11 No.2708703 File : 1127621501.gif-(67 KB, 210x490, longcat.gif) >>2708609 dID SOMEONE SAY "lONGCAT"? :O

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:13 No.2708712 Fuck i want to be a tripcode faggot. Dear 4chan HOW DO I DO :(

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:13 No.2708714 OMG we are so close to a 1000

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 09/24/05(Sat)23:13 No.2708715 UPDATE I AM WORKING ON PUTTING THE TEXT INTO A FILE AND YOU CAN CLICK A LINK TO DOWNLOAD UNLESS SOMEONE CAN COME UP WITH A BETTER IDEA THIS IS WHAT WE WILL GET I AM TALKING WITH HIM NOW, WE ARE NOT ABANDONING YOU GUYS

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:13 No.2708716 File : 1127621609.jpg-(65 KB, 362x403, 1126466498788.jpg) My thoughts on this thread.

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:13 No.2708717

Guys.. everyone... ;_; I am deeply touched by this thread and I am just thankful that on /b/ everyone can understands me. I can get over my bosnian life much better with all your help! From this dicussion I think I have grown. Thank you 従姉男! Go and fuck her!

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:13 No.2708718 >>2708685 one of us will buy then torrent for the rest of us XD

>>	The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/24/05(Sat)23:14 No.2708725 whistles as he waits and posts some more in legendary thread

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:15 No.2708730 GOD where is the story so i can KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. this is a billion times better then densha otoko and its lame ass last ep.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:15 No.2708731 This should be available in the morning too. Gnight, /B/. Itoko Otoko, I salute you.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:15 No.2708732 DOWNLOADABLE STORY EH

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)23:15 No.2708736 >>2708689 osama and every sand nigger working for/with him would be dead inside 3 days... some with a few orifices violated in ways they should never be violated

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:15 No.2708737 lol this thread is over 2mb

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:15 No.2708738 >>2708715 HOLY FUCK THE TIME IS NIGH!

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:16 No.2708739 File : 1127621772.jpg-(24 KB, 344x384, 1127084317415.jpg) Relevant to this thread.

>>	ColdPie !q/eDENQwSc 09/24/05(Sat)23:16 No.2708740 >>2708715 I think you should torrent the .txt file. Serious =D

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:16 No.2708741 In right before the most legendary link in 4chan's history will be posted by a mod.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:16 No.2708742 Shit 1000 is soo close now

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:17 No.2708745 HAY GUYS LETS 1000 GET

>>	17_4 !oDXU8zT74E 09/24/05(Sat)23:17 No.2708747 Do you guys remember MIDI? I WAS THERE.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:17 No.2708748 >>2708715 Copy and paste it into a huuuuge jpeg, black text on white background, save it as a two-color jpg. Shouldn't take up too much space to post, I would think.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:17 No.2708749 >>2708742 that's what I said

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:17 No.2708751 File : 1127621860.jpg-(68 KB, 640x480, cousin0001.jpg) pic says all

>>	Crimmz 09/24/05(Sat)23:18 No.2708753 File : 1127621891.jpg-(67 KB, 446x650, stabo062.jpg) GIVE INTO YOUR FILTHY DESIERS!

>>	Richek 09/24/05(Sat)23:18 No.2708756 This guy should be made a mod for this! HAIL ITOKO OTOKO!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:18 No.2708757 Posts in legendary thread.

>>	Allyson !P5lEtjFUhc 09/24/05(Sat)23:18 No.2708758 Aaaaaaaaaaa cannot wait

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:18 No.2708759 File : 1127621923.jpg-(29 KB, 512x386, footcockapproves.jpg)

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:18 No.2708760 OMG I GOT A LEAK OF THE STORY "the"

>>	MoeWong !tDnQfKmWUQ 09/24/05(Sat)23:19 No.2708762 Posting in a soon-to-be legendary thread!

>>	Iris !tFj8DP0Frs 09/24/05(Sat)23:19 No.2708763 Post faster, /b/.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:19 No.2708764 >>2708740 I WILL IF NOONE ELSE WILL@!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:19 No.2708765 File : 1127621952.jpg-(149 KB, 750x1060, 1126496736766.jpg) IM gonna dedicate THIS guy, YOU guys, THIS THREAD the best fucking picture i have on my harddrive in my opinion!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:19 No.2708766 >>2708715 GOOD MOD YOU LOOK KIND OF COOL

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:19 No.2708769 COK 4 FREE ON CAM PLZ

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:19 No.2708770 GOD where is the story so i can KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. this is a billion times better then densha otoko and its lame ass last ep.

>>	DOOM !J4t8ucXg/s 09/24/05(Sat)23:19 No.2708773 I gave him advice! I'll let you touch my keyboard for a dollar.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:20 No.2708775 I don't kno what is better, the ending or 1000 posts

>>	Hanzo-ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)23:20 No.2708777 >>2708712 tripcode instructions are in the FAQ on the main page

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:20 No.2708778 ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous !TL7feP4dw6 09/24/05(Sat)23:21 No.2708783 >>2708741 I feel sorry for the linked site's bandwidth.

>>	Jesus "the man" Christ !lOlikenYPM 09/24/05(Sat)23:21 No.2708784 I will torrent if noone else will. btw THIS IS SURPASSING LEG3NDARY!!1 THIS IS EPIC, MYTHICAL EVEN!!1

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:21 No.2708785 1000 get

>>	foon !kAVDl7M5Y2 09/24/05(Sat)23:21 No.2708787 TRIPCODEFAGGING FOR FAME!! GO ANONYMOD G0, MUST SEE OUTCOME!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:21 No.2708788 >>2708715 YA know, thats all fine and dandy, but will the link be there by noon eastern time tomor----today?

>>	Richek 09/24/05(Sat)23:21 No.2708789 This guy should be made a mod for this! HAIL ITOKO OTOKO!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:21 No.2708790 I hope he did it anal. wins

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:21 No.2708792 GUYS HELP, I've been F5ing and ctrl F5ing for 5 minutes now but nothing has been added past "Shit so close to 1000" yet on the /b/ frontpage there are new posts! WHAT DO I DO SHITSHITSHIT

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708796 POST FASTER

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708797 ANXIETY IS CRIPPLING ME! NEED OUTCOME!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708798 GO ITOKO OTOKO GO!

>>	The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708801 Did he say if he has pictures or videos? It would be great if he had at least a normal picture of her. I want to know if she is hot or not.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708802 Still alive?!?!

>>	AnniChan 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708803 forget peeing, what a shitty time for my internet to start fucking up

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708804 >>2708742 YOU KILLED THE INTERNET

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708805 D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D::::::::::D

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708807 Anonymous mod just quit irc, we're fucked.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:22 No.2708808 don't put it on rapidshare or shit like that, the place will get flooded with too many users requesting the file. :)

>>	Better than Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:23 No.2708809 Just find a 2nd cousin and sleep with her.

>>	foon#Matt Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:23 No.2708810 gooo 1000get!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:23 No.2708814 >>2708792 we killed it

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:23 No.2708816 TOO MMANY USERS ARE PUSTING ON THE SAME TIMNE.. STOP FOR A MOMENT

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:23 No.2708818 I hope he did it anal. wins

>>	ColdPie !q/eDENQwSc 09/24/05(Sat)23:24 No.2708819 >>2708792 It's probably a chached thingy set up with the server to save bandwidth. Shame only 3 people will see this before it gets pushed off. WTF MODS?

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:24 No.2708822 not fgsfds

>>	(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits !UJzSA7PvP2 09/24/05(Sat)23:24 No.2708823 GUYS WE BROKE 4CHAN

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:25 No.2708829 TOO MANY POSTS AT THE SAME TIME. STOP POSTIING

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:25 No.2708830 and...1000! HUZZAH!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:25 No.2708831 >>2708715 THIS IS PROOF THAT THE MODS DO INDEED LOVE US.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:26 No.2708833 cousin fucking is A-OK in some countries. Just remmeber that and it'll be cool.

>>	Better than Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:26 No.2708836 Just find a 2nd cousin and sleep with her.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:26 No.2708839 ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:26 No.2708840 1000GET

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:26 No.2708841 >>2708831 agreed! thanks guys.

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 09/24/05(Sat)23:27 No.2708842 Don't worry about the bandwidth issue, it's a dedicated T1 with almost no traffic on it. Uploading now!

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:27 No.2708843 >>2708833 Einstein married his cousin, so guaranteed he fucked her. Friggin' Zimmerick style.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:27 No.2708845 It's only appropriate that I am listening to "Best of the Best".

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:27 No.2708849 I'm not only gonna fuck my cousin but all of yours as well!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:27 No.2708850 >>2708830 782 posts and 62 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. not yet...keep posting!!!

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:27 No.2708854 omgf

Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:27 No.2708855

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>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:28 No.2708858 ZOMG 800 geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttt!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:29 No.2708865 1000 GET! 1000 GET! 1000 (´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits!

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:29 No.2708867 >>2708858 fuck!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:29 No.2708869 800 GET

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:29 No.2708870 >>2708858 lawl, GET FAILED!

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:29 No.2708871 /b/ GIMMELINKX NOOD

>>	Anonymous00172 !ZdSL5OBxhQ 09/24/05(Sat)23:30 No.2708872 The rest of the physical universe has become obsolete because of this thread.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:30 No.2708873 800 WOO

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:30 No.2708877 ８００げｔ

>>	Name !.CzKQna1OU!!bBA7jxQjeKV 09/24/05(Sat)23:30 No.2708879 I bet IRC already has the link and they're laughing at /b/

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:31 No.2708884 >>2708879 :(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:31 No.2708886 Let's all breathe in the moment!

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:32 No.2708889 >>2708875 Somebody needs to write a complete 4chan /b/ible, or at least set up a project. I'd write for it!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:32 No.2708890 I JUST READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD >>EVERYONE ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:32 No.2708891 I have to go to the bathroom :(

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:32 No.2708894 >>2708879 niggers

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:32 No.2708896 File : 1127622778.jpg-(88 KB, 991x461, getFAILED.jpg) ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:32 No.2708897 Yes, let's

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:33 No.2708899 >>2708879 Nope

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:33 No.2708900 I am a nigger.

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:34 No.2708904 hmjhmhjmrefresh

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:34 No.2708905 >>2708900 :(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:34 No.2708906 We need a similar story with a beastiality twist amirite?

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/24/05(Sat)23:34 No.2708907 >>2708879 tHEY LIKE TO LAUGH AT /B/. tHEY LIKE TO LAUGH AT ME, TOO. i FIND IT A LITTLE DISTURBING. :(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:34 No.2708908 I must quote some random saying in this thread: Tonight: Incest. Tormorrow: ZA WARUDO!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:34 No.2708909 zimmerick

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:35 No.2708913 The brand new server is broken already ? :(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:35 No.2708916 File : 1127622922.jpg-(24 KB, 320x240, 1125722853260.jpg) I AM POSTING MY FAVORITE PICTURE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:35 No.2708917 all other threads are irrelevant...

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:35 No.2708918 omg

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:36 No.2708919 >>2708916 Ha ha oh wow.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:36 No.2708920 I JUST READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD >>EVERYONE ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Mysterious Poster X 09/24/05(Sat)23:36 No.2708925

I'm going to say don't do it...

unless she's not directly related to either one of your parents' siblings.

Basically if she's say, you're uncle's stepdaughter, then it's gold. If she's your uncle's daughter not so much. If she's a granddaughter to one of your parents siblings, then it's gold.

Direct blood of either Parent's siblings...
Bad

Child of Direct blood of either parent's siblings...
Good

Stepchild of either parent's siblings...
Perfect.

Note that these laws do not apply if the population density is less than 5/mile.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:37 No.2708929 File : 1127623026.jpg-(29 KB, 460x321, 305901.jpg) Listening to The Smiths in great anticipation. I salute you Itoko Otoko and The Mod!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:37 No.2708931 I am a nigger.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:38 No.2708933 >>2708925 fucking late

>>	yooki42 09/24/05(Sat)23:38 No.2708934 JUST READ THE THREAD I can't belive I read the whoooole thing.

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:38 No.2708935 Meme idea: Give us the incest and no-one gets hurt.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:38 No.2708937 >>2708913 God damnit, THEY HAVEN'T SWITCHED YET.

>>	FapMaster 09/24/05(Sat)23:38 No.2708938 File : 1127623104.jpg-(66 KB, 640x480, 1126869339367.jpg) This thread is made of ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! and gold but needs more cats.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:38 No.2708939 yay, cousinsechs ftw

>>	anony !Cs.jaYXFdI 09/24/05(Sat)23:38 No.2708940 this is so ridiculous, seriously theres gotta be some sort of new meme coming for this.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:39 No.2708941 How long does one file take to upload!

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:39 No.2708945 Dear nigger, :(

>>	Anonymous-kun 09/24/05(Sat)23:39 No.2708948 I think this thread needs it's own server.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:39 No.2708949 posting in legendary sticky

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:40 No.2708953 BORKED BORKED BORKED

>>	The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/24/05(Sat)23:40 No.2708954 This guy needs to introduce his cousin to /b/ What girl doesn't want to be an internet celebrity? The sooner she starts to like us the sooner we can get some pictures.

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:40 No.2708955 >>2708945 2nd we agree too much

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:40 No.2708957 sooooo what happened to the whole uploading part and then me fapping to it?

>>	Anonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:40 No.2708960 this is some fucked up shit, but like a train wreck, you cant help but watch. Itoko Otoko For the future of 4chan,FINSH THE STORY! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:41 No.2708961 FUCKING FICJKS URSELFFKLSNF

>>	Mr. Anonymous !8.0rlymSs. 09/24/05(Sat)23:41 No.2708962 File : 1127623282.jpg-(37 KB, 720x480, stickypost2.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:42 No.2708966 穂ｗ度意ヴィ絵ｗぉｇ

>>	ColdPie !q/eDENQwSc 09/24/05(Sat)23:42 No.2708967 Hay guys, join #4ChanChat since the Ops made #4chan +m =[

>>	The Red Barron 09/24/05(Sat)23:42 No.2708968 thyrthy

>>	here before sticky !IC8Oow0IHw 09/24/05(Sat)23:42 No.2708971 File : 1127623367.png-(68 KB, 1024x768, itoko_otoko_crappy_wp.png)Thumbnail unavailable Failed attempt at making a wp. Too much excitement. Might update once 100GET is got.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:42 No.2708972 if anything wins the internet, this is it

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:43 No.2708973 in after legendary get

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:43 No.2708974 >>2708963 omfg omfg omfg omfg omfgPENIS

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/24/05(Sat)23:43 No.2708975 >>2708908 this thread WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYins

>>	here before sticky !IC8Oow0IHw 09/24/05(Sat)23:43 No.2708978 File : 1127623397.png-(514 KB, 1024x768, itoko_otoko_crappy_wp.png) Failed attempt at making a wp. Too much excitement. Might update once 1000GET is got.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:43 No.2708979 ＷＨＹ

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:43 No.2708982 a joke... the uploaded text will probably be "DONATE TO 4CHAN" over and over again. :/

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:43 No.2708985 :D::D:D:D:D

>>	Adolf "Ubermensch" Hitler 09/24/05(Sat)23:43 No.2708986 File : 1127623439.jpg-(20 KB, 378x372, 1127452259259.jpg) I just felt the need to briefly post in this legendary thread. I'll be leaving now. BTW, ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:43 No.2708987 File : 1127623439.jpg-(114 KB, 963x686, untitled.jpg) ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 09/24/05(Sat)23:44 No.2708988

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:44 No.2708989 :cockbean:

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:45 No.2708996 zip file GET

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:45 No.2708997 ZOMG 850 geettttttttttttt!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:45 No.2709000 :'(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:45 No.2709001 File : 1127623544.jpg-(12 KB, 150x150, 1125695324842.jpg) >>2708963 I FUCKING CAME.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:46 No.2709005 File : 1127623570.jpg-(68 KB, 579x904, 1126487385543.jpg) I KNEW there was a reason I stayed home from AWA. This thread is it.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:46 No.2709006 :D::D:D:D:D

>>	knifin 09/24/05(Sat)23:46 No.2709007 shit man, I'm hard just looking at how many words there are

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:46 No.2709009 the thread has stopped working

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:47 No.2709011 There isn't much to say really..

>>	Itoko Otoko !VSYboDxqXU 09/24/05(Sat)23:47 No.2709014 This is some far out shit right here.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:48 No.2709015 This zip is legendary.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:48 No.2709016 pics or you are lying

>>	Autonomous 09/24/05(Sat)23:49 No.2709017 Sooooooooooooooooooooo Fucking clooooooooooooooooose to 1000!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:49 No.2709019 holy fuck ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!. for love of if not god, then sex, get her to take some damned pics.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:49 No.2709020 ::saves this thread for Conan O'Brian:: Where is that little scamp, anyway? If he was on he could've peppered this sticky with relevant incest doujins instead of the unsual /b/tard faggotry.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:49 No.2709024 im masterbating as i am typing this and reading the txt

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:50 No.2709028 LEEEEGGEEEEENNDDAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET GET

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:50 No.2709029 >>2709014 You sir are my hero for fucking her ass and then also cumming in her. Plus, also, fucking your cousin. THAT GOLD STAR IS FOR YOU TOO A G O L D S T A R I S F I N E T O O

>>	D XD 09/24/05(Sat)23:50 No.2709030 XD

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:50 No.2709031 >>2708988 新しい朝が来た！！！

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:51 No.2709033 Where was she when you were taking all the time to write this out?

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:51 No.2709036 File : 1127623871.jpg-(176 KB, 600x600, cousinlove.jpg) I DREW THIS IN MEMORY OF COUSIN LOVE.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:51 No.2709038 ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:51 No.2709042 IS THE FILE UP YET?

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/24/05(Sat)23:52 No.2709044 >>2708988 TL;DR GET

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:53 No.2709048 link doesn't work for me :(

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:53 No.2709049 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988 >>2708988

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:53 No.2709055 MY DICK IS THROBBING IN ANTICIPATION AS TO WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS LEGENDARY MAN

>>	Anonymous00172 !ZdSL5OBxhQ 09/24/05(Sat)23:54 No.2709061 Life is now complete.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:54 No.2709062 LIES LIES THEY'RE ALL LIES I can't fap to this, fu! I was happy for a moment.

>>	TRYING AGAIN Anonymous ## Mod 09/24/05(Sat)23:56 No.2709071

>>	Itoko Otoko !VSYboDxqXU 09/24/05(Sat)23:56 No.2709072 >>2709033 On the other computer, talking to her friend.

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:56 No.2709074 It must hve been a short glorious moment for you when fucking her mr Itoko Otoko

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:56 No.2709075 TIME FOR A J-DORAMA ON TV

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/24/05(Sat)23:57 No.2709084 did this hit 1000 yet

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:58 No.2709087 PLz torrant this in /t/ kthx bai

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:58 No.2709089 ZOOMJAY! THIS IS DELICIOUS! I MUST READ IT!

>>	Anonymous 09/24/05(Sat)23:59 No.2709093 Just finished reading it. The first 25 things out of my mouth at the end of the reading were "BONER!"

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:00 No.2709100 shit man, that was hot

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709107 This guys gets the gold medal. A Winner is you sir!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709108 I jilled.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709110 1000 GET

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709111 >>2708125 post pics or gtfo

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709112 Great, you made my life suck more = =

>>	!6oHaRBl5Lo 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709114 ZOMG POSTING IN BEST STICKY EVER

>>	DD 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709118 >>2708842 GU GU GU GU GU GU GU GOGOOGOGOGOGOGO YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN DO IT GGOGOGOGO HEY GUYS I JUST READ THIS WHOLE THREAD POSTING IN HISTORY FTW

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709119 >>2708988 FUCKING HELL. And the only female cousin I have is retarded (literaly), so I gots no hope on shit like this.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709120 "Only by sheer will did I not blurt out "Surprise buttsechs!" " -- Itoko Otoko YOU, SIR, ARE EVERY /B/-TARDS HERO!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:01 No.2709122 THIS IS FAKE

>>	Allyson !P5lEtjFUhc 09/25/05(Sun)00:02 No.2709126 Holy shit. That was awesome. That was so awesome.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:02 No.2709129 i fapped before i read it, now i wanna fap again. LOL INTERNET

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:02 No.2709132 I HAVE AN ERECTION AND IT'S HUEG

>>	Fujin !4CHAncwB.Y 09/25/05(Sun)00:02 No.2709134 WORTHY OF A NOVELLA, THIS COULD BE THE NEXT 'LOLITA'

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:02 No.2709135 Great, you made my life suck more = =

>>	NeoArc 09/25/05(Sun)00:03 No.2709137 A+++++++++++++++++++ WOULD READ IT AGAIN!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:03 No.2709138 Hrm, should I archive this thread now, or try to wait 'till it hits ~1000GET and hope it stays up.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:04 No.2709144 I CAME! and i consider myself a homosexual faggot ass queer!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:04 No.2709146 A Winner his you. Give him the gold niggas.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:04 No.2709150 Just perfect! Its incest sunday!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:04 No.2709151 i ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!d all over my monitor

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:05 No.2709153 OMFG! I JUST FAPPED BEFORE STARTING TO READ THIS AND IT'S GOT MY WANG UP ALL OVER AGAIN! THIS IS BETTER THAN VIAGRA! COUSIN FUCK ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:05 No.2709154 Posting in Legendary Incest Thread. This is some crazy shit, right here. CONGRATS.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:06 No.2709156 "I picked C: Stick it In." ITOKO OTOKO IS THE SECOND COMING OF RAPTOR JESUS

>>	Nekose !YzXlHzaIf6 09/25/05(Sun)00:06 No.2709158 FUCKING EPIC POST! THIS IS NOT A SITCKY! THIS THREAD HAS BEEN FOREVERED STAPLED AND NAILED TO MY FUCKING EYEBALLS!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:06 No.2709163 you should have done her in the butt. LAWL

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:06 No.2709164 NICE JOB!

>>	The Red Barron 09/25/05(Sun)00:07 No.2709167 COCK WANTS OUT Best fucking tale of PENISry ever, thank you Itoko.

>>	The Red Barron 09/25/05(Sun)00:07 No.2709168 COCK WANTS OUT Best fucking tale of PENISry ever, thank you Itoko.

>>	Iris !tFj8DP0Frs 09/25/05(Sun)00:07 No.2709169 With a little twist of my imagination, that story tickled my futa fetish. Other than that, HOLY WOW.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:07 No.2709174 Itoko otoko, truly a name for the ages.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:07 No.2709175 "Only by sheer will did I not blurt out "Surprise buttsechs!" " -- Itoko Otoko I have nothing more to say

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:07 No.2709177 I shot web!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:07 No.2709181 HAHAHAHAHAH AWESOME. 1000GETTTTTTTT

>>	Cloud 09/25/05(Sun)00:07 No.2709182 >>2709071 ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! Prime. Absolute fucking platinum, sir. I'm not even INTO things like this, normally, and I salute you. This thread will assuredly go down in history.

>>	Merv Burger 09/25/05(Sun)00:07 No.2709183 POSTING IN LEGENDARY THREAD THIS FUCKING WINS AND DELIVERS

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:08 No.2709186 Links doesn't work at all. You who have it please set it --- Dear Mod, use RAPIDSHARE!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:08 No.2709188 omg SOMTHING GET

>>	WTF H4X !2ChanX2uNg 09/25/05(Sun)00:08 No.2709189 Hay guys! What's going on in this thread?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:08 No.2709190 ~70 MORE POSTS TO 1000$ COME ON /B/-TARDS YOU CAN DO IT!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:08 No.2709191 MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS FOREVER ACTIVE IN HONOR OF THIS THREAD

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:08 No.2709193 File : 1127624923.gif-(533 KB, 251x226, 1126499368873.gif) That story was fuck amazing. When, not if, we hit 1k, there should be some sort of prize for this guy.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:09 No.2709195 you sir are my fucking hero.

>>	Iris !tFj8DP0Frs 09/25/05(Sun)00:09 No.2709196 With a little twist of my imagination, that story tickled my futa fetish. Other than that, HOLY WOW.

>>	anony !Cs.jaYXFdI 09/25/05(Sun)00:09 No.2709200 File : 1127624990.jpg-(8 KB, 251x207, 1126241828997s.jpg) OH SHI- 950GET?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:10 No.2709203 You graduate Itoko Otoko! But, where were you & cousin while you were writing the .txt document? Is she sleeping? Or is this a ruse more elaborate than Delcious Ron?!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:10 No.2709204 COUSIN FUCK W-I-N!!!! This isn't a depiction just a retelling!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:10 No.2709206 OH SHIT 950 GET?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:10 No.2709207 You are an inspiration to white men everywhere.

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:10 No.2709208

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

"Right at the entrance to the hallway, I slipped on one, forgot how to shot web, and stumbled right past my bedroom with my arms pinwheeling like a fuckhole"

RaptorJesus Christ, Incest-tan. YOU FUCKING ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:10 No.2709210 In all honesty man, be careful about admiting to her you wrote about this on B, but you should admit to it eventually. You could be honest, and say you posted anonomously on the internet and asked for advice.

>>	Anonymous00172 !ZdSL5OBxhQ 09/25/05(Sun)00:10 No.2709211 Goddamn, thousand posts right around the corner in a thread six hours old. This may be the greatest thread in /b/ history.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:10 No.2709212 I HAVE A NEW GOD!!

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:11 No.2709214 Now that we have the ending just get this fucker up to 1000 and the legend will be complete

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:11 No.2709216 COUSIN FUCK W-I-N!!!! So what Meme should we give this guy? I suggest "COCK WANTS OUT!"

POSTING LEGENDARY THREAD IN ITSELF Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:11 No.2709217

When I left /b/, I ran around the house trying to tidy up a little. My house isn't nasty or anything, but I'm a guy who lives alone. I came back to /b/ a few times to read the replies. It took about 10 more minutes before I heard a car.

I peeked out the window and, in a rapid series of emotions that I can't describe, it wasn't her car. It was some little tiny thing. My cousin got out of the passenger seat.

That fucked me up for a second. Proably less than a second, because I was seeing other people get out, but I remember the crushing disappointment. There were two other people. One was a girl who I vaguely knew, and used to be really cute, but she was in a car accident a few years ago that fucked up her back and now her ass and legs were really thick looking. The other one was also a girl who had a pretty decent body, but one of those horsey faces.

My dick, of course, started thinking about foursomes and orgies. But before my dick totally took me over, I realized what was going on here; my cousin had brought a safety net with her to make sure nothing did happen. I was pretty despondant about that, but at the same time, it just seemed normal. I mean, it was my cousin after all, and despite the fact that I've wanted to get with her for the longest time, it probably wasn't right.

>>	here before sticky !IC8Oow0IHw 09/25/05(Sun)00:11 No.2709218 >>2709072 Just read. You are a hero.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:11 No.2709219 If I ever have sex, I will discuss it on /b/.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:11 No.2709220 >>2709200 POSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOARPOSTMOAR

>>	Rawn !uPN/HiLmYg 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709223 BEST TOPIC EVER.

>>	The Deviant Mr/ Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709224 I am proud of you man.

>>	Joaquin 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709225 Aww man,I was getting horny becuase I thought it was an incest story.it sure seemed like it XD.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709226 PLEASE!!!! SOMEONE RAPIDSHARE OR TORRENT. ZIP LIKNE DOESN'T WORK

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709227 I can't wait for Episode II!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709231 >>2709196 Shut up attention whore This is not your thread

>>	Hanshin Tigers Otaku 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709232 TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIGHT I ONLY MEANT TO STAY AWHILE.....

>>	here before sticky !IC8Oow0IHw 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709233 >>2709193 This will happen within the next few minutes.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709234 you sir are my fucking hero.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709235 k thnx fag

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:12 No.2709236 amazing

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709237 Fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709238 STORY IS EPIC!!

>>	ColdPie !q/eDENQwSc 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709239 "I slipped on one, forgot how to shot web, and stumbled right past my bedroom" Best in the text file.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709240 Itoko Otoko is the god of incest Conan O'Brien is his prophet, speaking of his greatness before he had even came.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709242 If I ever have sex, I will discuss it on /b/.

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709243 >>2709193 THE PRIZE FOR 1K POSTS IS SOMEONE DONATING $1K TO 4CHAN GET IT TO 2K AND WE GET ANOTHER $1K EITHER THAT OR THE GUY WHO PROMISED IT GETS TOXX CLAUSED

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709244 /b/ has truly enriched my soul. Good night and thanks for the delivery!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709248 Holy fuck - you are a God amongst men. NEVAR FORGET!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709249 >>2708988 BIGGEST FUCKING ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAME!

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)00:13 No.2709253 we DEFINITELY need a COCK WANTS OUT meme

>>	SporkOfTruth !qGR2HMIiDw 09/25/05(Sun)00:14 No.2709256 Jesus christ. I never thought that I would see a Densha Otoko-like poster on 4chan ever. You, good sir, have proven me wrong. Congratulations on living the dreams of /b/tards everywhere. HAIL ITOKO OTOKO!

POSTING LEGENDARY THREAD IN ITSELF Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:14 No.2709258

When I left /b/, I ran around the house trying to tidy up a little. My house isn't nasty or anything, but I'm a guy who lives alone. I came back to /b/ a few times to read the replies. It took about 10 more minutes before I heard a car.

I peeked out the window and, in a rapid series of emotions that I can't describe, it wasn't her car. It was some little tiny thing. My cousin got out of the passenger seat.

That fucked me up for a second. Proably less than a second, because I was seeing other people get out, but I remember the crushing disappointment. There were two other people. One was a girl who I vaguely knew, and used to be really cute, but she was in a car accident a few years ago that fucked up her back and now her ass and legs were really thick looking. The other one was also a girl who had a pretty decent body, but one of those horsey faces.

My dick, of course, started thinking about foursomes and orgies. But before my dick totally took me over, I realized what was going on here; my cousin had brought a safety net with her to make sure nothing did happen. I was pretty despondant about that, but at the same time, it just seemed normal. I mean, it was my cousin after all, and despite the fact that I've wanted to get with her for the longest time, it probably wasn't right.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:14 No.2709260 1000get

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:14 No.2709261 File : 1127625262.jpg-(50 KB, 500x372, butterssticky.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:14 No.2709262 MUST GET 1000

DATA ENTRY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLFAG 09/25/05(Sun)00:14 No.2709264

I ran after her. I got delayed while kicking off my jeans, so ran extra hard to catch up. I have tile floors, and in some areas, throw rugs. Right at the entrance to the hallway, I slipped on one, forgot how to shot web, and stumbled right past my bedroom with my arms pinwheeling like a fuckhole, right into my bathroom. I caught myself, and turned back to my room. Thankfully, she didn't comment of my buffoonery.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:14 No.2709267 oh my fucking god. THIS THREAD IS FUCKING EPIC ITOKO OTOKO FOREVER! (i'm still hard!)

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:15 No.2709268 Fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:15 No.2709269 Amazing

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:15 No.2709270 wow... this was so the shit i was waiting for all this time... 4chan finally.. really delivered.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:15 No.2709273 1000 GET!!1

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)00:15 No.2709275 It'd be so funny if this thread capped out at 999

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:15 No.2709276 File : 1127625351.jpg-(21 KB, 377x323, wank light.jpg) this man is winrar extreme #1 if any doubt his ability to live in memehood they should die

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:15 No.2709277 1000GET (watch as I fail)

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:15 No.2709278 lol internet

ZEO-Evil 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709279

1,000 post get.

I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept.

Have a nice day - may it be the last in your miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twats.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709280 In all honesty man, be careful about admiting to her you wrote about this on B, but you should admit to it eventually. You could be honest, and say you posted anonomously on the internet and asked for advice.

>>	Anonymous00172 !ZdSL5OBxhQ 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709281 1000 is here! LEGENDARY!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709282 1000 GET

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709283 fucking christ i need a smoke.... Itoko Otoko thank you and good luck with everything!

>>	whatapath !lolOLLOHp2 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709284 1000GET

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709285 my browser refuses to update this page. 1000GET?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709286 >>2708988 BIGGEST FUCKING ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAME!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709287 1K GET!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709288 good story, but lose for only hitting it once

>>	FapMaster 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709289 I F U C K I N G C A M E , 3 T I M E S !

>>	Hanshin Tigers Otaku 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709290 TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIGHT I ONLY MEANT TO STAY AWHILE.....

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709291 you sir are a golden god amoung us the unworthy

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709292 not quite

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:16 No.2709294 1000 FUCKING GET

>>	XD 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709296 1k get

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709297 1000 get

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709298 simply the best post on 4chan ever. ever. ever.

>>	anony !Cs.jaYXFdI 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709299 1000!!

The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709300

We need a holiday in honor of Itoko Otoko! This man has lived the dream that so many of us have. He went and nailed that one cousin that we all look forward to seeing at those damn family reunions/relative visitiations.

Three Cheers for Itoko Otoko!
Hip hip Hooray!
Hip hip Hooray!
Hip hip Hooray!

>>	Fujin !4CHAncwB.Y 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709301 /r/ the cousin's panties be sent to me via mail

>>	1000GETTER !Woim.uzJzY 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709304 1000get maybe

ZEO-Evil 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709305

1,000 post get.

I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept.

Have a nice day - may it be the last in your miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twats.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709307 File : 1127625451.gif-(270 KB, 320x180, 1123556633612.gif) You, sir, ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! your choice of interbutt. BANZAI!!!

>>	rapidshare? Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709308 To dramather the legend... http://rapidshare.de/files/5502389/Itoko_Otoko.txt.zip.html

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709310 RED ALERT WE HAVE AN ULTIMATE FUCKING ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ON 4CHAN ALL HANDS TO YOUR (´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading titsS WANK, WANK, WANK, SOLDIER!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:17 No.2709311 HEIL ITOKO OTOKO. YOU ARE OUR HERO.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709312 1000 GET

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709314 1000 get

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709315 1000get in legendary omggg

>>	Blue Mage !eNwncubcDk 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709316 three instance runs and a failed Zul'gurub raid guys, checking every so often to see if this came to fruition, for once /B/ HAS NOT FAILED ME!!! now then, lets get that 10^3 bux!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709317 1000 GET!

>>	Name !.CzKQna1OU!!bBA7jxQjeKV 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709318 File : 1127625492.gif-(4 KB, 91x127, 1126315468775.gif) 1000get

>>	DD 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709320 1000GET SMOKIN WEED LIVE OR DIE FUCK THE WORLD LETS GET HIGH LETS GET HIGH LETS GET HIGH

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709321 LEGEND 1021 GET by Anonymous！

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709322 good god almighty i'm wet as fuck

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709323 1000getfailed

>>	Narcissu 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709325 File : 1127625518.jpg-(61 KB, 574x700, narcissu.jpg) THIS IS IT_: 1000 GET

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709326 If only this thread would update, I'd archive the fuck out of it.

>>	Nekose !YzXlHzaIf6 09/25/05(Sun)00:18 No.2709328 File : 1127625507.jpg-(63 KB, 480x700, otoko.jpg) IN HONOR OF THIS AWSOME MAN!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:19 No.2709329 COUSIN FUCK ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:19 No.2709332 wins more intarweb then all other threads combined

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:19 No.2709333 <Shane> srsly I bet like 50 people will be inspired by this post to go out and fuck their cousin

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:19 No.2709337 I just read everything. o_O Kill me. adds to reply length That guy who volunteered $1000 DONATE4CHAN for every 1000 posts should cry. :O

>>	The Red Barron 09/25/05(Sun)00:20 No.2709341 This really makes me want to fuck my cousin who's 18 (read above posts by me). Thanks 4chan.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:20 No.2709344 fucked up on all levels.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:20 No.2709345 one of the hottest things ive ever read LEGENDARY

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)00:20 No.2709346 File : 1127625648.jpg-(12 KB, 256x256, mb593.jpg) A MEME IS BORNE!

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 09/25/05(Sun)00:20 No.2709347

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:21 No.2709357 ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:21 No.2709359 This thread truly is legendary. posts

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:22 No.2709360 Who got the real 1000?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:22 No.2709361 HOLY FUCKING GIGANTIC MOD POST BATMAN!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:22 No.2709363 WHO IS ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!?

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:22 No.2709364
File : 1127625741.jpg-(31 KB, 512x384, butterflies.jpg)

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

And now, after following and posting all night waiting, handing out a gold star and proclaiming I indeed came, I am now going to bed after adding a little Hananakajima to this thread to make it even better.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:22 No.2709365 reads like a standard sex story you can find anywhere on the net edited with some 4chan references

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:22 No.2709366 >>2709308 THAN KYOU YOU ARE MY... ITOKO ARE MY PERSONAL GOD. BUT YOU CAN BE.... WELL SECOND MAYBE OR THIRD AFTER MOD OR FUCK IT ALL IM SO HAPPY. thx

killing_simon 09/25/05(Sun)00:22 No.2709367
File : 1127625759.jpg-(293 KB, 889x480, 1125636751036.jpg)

When i was a bit younger i used to go over to my cousins house and she used to change clothes with her door open just far enough so that i could see from the room i slept in. I ended up fingering her like twice. god she used to get wet really quick. i feel bad now but i was just this close to fucking her like four or five times. wished i would have. pic related if you feel like it.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:23 No.2709374 File : 1127625791.jpg-(166 KB, 600x791, kitamongler.jpg)

>>	oy my god oh my god !B1xN0ODP8g 09/25/05(Sun)00:23 No.2709377 File : 1127625816.jpg-(61 KB, 450x320, delivers.jpg) oh my god

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:23 No.2709379 >>2709280 hahaha 1000GETTER

>>	three interbutts !g9p3Ms4sPQ 09/25/05(Sun)00:23 No.2709380 1060 GET? THIS THREAD = ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/25/05(Sun)00:24 No.2709388 Itoko Otoko for 1k+ ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! !!! he is a god, a legend, and should be our king! Itoko Otoko, The /B/-tard That Got Some!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:24 No.2709390 lol surprise buttsechs

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:24 No.2709391 you are a god among b-tards.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:25 No.2709396 ItokoOtoko >>I wasn't playing a Japanese video game, two words to describe this I CAME

>>	Henticle !NixOnTY6jo 09/25/05(Sun)00:26 No.2709400 500 TIMES BETTER THAN THE AZUMANGA PORN STICKY THIS MAN IS A /b/ GOD

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:26 No.2709403 So wait, does this thread mean that it's offically going to be Incest Sunday on /b/ now?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:26 No.2709405 >>2709308 nah-uh.. doesn't work either.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:26 No.2709406 Congratulations man. :P Make sure to take advantage of it as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:27 No.2709410 A legend is born. We had better be getting a meme out of this.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:27 No.2709412 >>2709282 EXPERT CALCULATIONS SHOW THAT YOU ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/25/05(Sun)00:27 No.2709415

i WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT, AT THIS POINT, THAT WE HAVE NO CONCRETE EVIDENCE THAT THE op *DID* ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH HIS COUSIN. wE HAVE A WELL-WRITTEN STORY THAT SOUNDS TRUE, BUT THAT IS AS MUCH PROOF AS WE HAVE. aLTHOUGH i AM AWARE THAT THE SKEPTIC'S VIEW IS RATHER CONTROVERSIAL AND GENERALLY FROWNED UPON BY THE COMMUNITY, i NONETHELESS FEEL IT IS MY DUTY TO POINT OUT THIS FACT.

i DO NOT PERSONALLY DISBELIEVE THE STORY, i JUST FEEL IT APPROPRIATE TO INFORM 4CHAN OF THE QUESTIONABLE VERACITY OF THIS CHRONICLE.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:27 No.2709420 File : 1127626079.jpg-(31 KB, 448x356, kitty!.jpg) HAHA GOTCHA, THAT'S MY SEXY JUTSU

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:28 No.2709421 FINALLY IT WORKED I CAN FINALLY READ IT. THANKS /b/ EVEN THOUGH ALL THIS MIGHT BE OVERHYPED I WILL DIE AS A HAPPY MAN NOW, THANK YOU.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:28 No.2709422 I demand that anyone attempting to impersonate Itoko Otoko be banned. Also if the person who promised the 1k doesn't go with it, ban him.

>>	Name !.CzKQna1OU!!bBA7jxQjeKV 09/25/05(Sun)00:28 No.2709423 File : 1127626086.jpg-(220 KB, 640x417, lehighgame021.jpg) My cousin in the middle.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:28 No.2709424 For the fellow 4channers who went to sleep before the file post, I vote that the topic be changed from "RELAX. DON'T DO IT." to RELAX. HE DID IT.

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:28 No.2709427

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>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:28 No.2709431 (´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits [the word filter specifically] makes me extrtemely horny. aybe that's just beuccause i'm trashe.d

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:29 No.2709436 Congratulations man. :P Make sure to take advantage of it as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:29 No.2709441 holy shit man write more porn story :> or history >>; in your case

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:29 No.2709442 THIS THREAD HAS CHANGED MY LIFE

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:29 No.2709443 what is real on the internet? Anything is as real as you want it to be. I for one fapped. If story is believable enough to get me off, then it's believable enough for me.

>>	DOOM !J4t8ucXg/s 09/25/05(Sun)00:29 No.2709444 YOU ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! INTERNET. Because of you, 4chan gets another PHP/SQL guy. Where do I email?

cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/25/05(Sun)00:30 No.2709447

i WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT, AT THIS POINT, THAT WE HAVE NO CONCRETE EVIDENCE THAT THE op *DID* ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH HIS COUSIN. wE HAVE A WELL-WRITTEN STORY THAT SOUNDS TRUE, BUT THAT IS AS MUCH PROOF AS WE HAVE. aLTHOUGH i AM AWARE THAT THE SKEPTIC'S VIEW IS RATHER CONTROVERSIAL AND GENERALLY FROWNED UPON BY THE COMMUNITY, i NONETHELESS FEEL IT IS MY DUTY TO POINT OUT THIS FACT.

i DO NOT PERSONALLY DISBELIEVE THE STORY, i JUST FEEL IT APPROPRIATE TO INFORM 4CHAN OF THE QUESTIONABLE VERACITY OF THIS CHRONICLE.

>>	The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/25/05(Sun)00:30 No.2709451 >>2709403 It just might. Seems fitting. That or giving him a /b/ recognized holiday.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:30 No.2709453 >>2709403 HOORAY

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:30 No.2709454 I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT CAPTAIN FAG ASS IS A COCK SUCKING WEEABOO.

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/25/05(Sun)00:30 No.2709458 my PENIS will be raw shortly after my roomate goes to bed

>>	Usagi !oIRAJyjB9M 09/25/05(Sun)00:31 No.2709460 This story is disturbingly arousing.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:31 No.2709465 Itoko-Otoko only two words can describe this legendary thread: ... I CAME

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:32 No.2709468 POSTING IN LEGENDARY THREAD zomg, I came.

>>	Zardoz says drama! !HK14cZFrfY 09/25/05(Sun)00:32 No.2709469 　 ∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　 ∧＿∧　　　　∧＿∧ 　（　・∀・）　（　｀ー´）　　（　´∀｀）　（　ﾟ ∀ﾟ）　　　（　＾∀＾）　（　　　　つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂　　　つ　｜｜　\|　 ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃　｜｜｜　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）　　　　　Thank you.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:32 No.2709472 LEGENDARY

>>	Name !.CzKQna1OU!!bBA7jxQjeKV 09/25/05(Sun)00:32 No.2709476 10bux says this story shows up on SA in one form or another

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:32 No.2709477 I demand that anyone attempting to impersonate Itoko Otoko be banned. Also if the person who promised the 1k doesn't go with it, ban him.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:33 No.2709479 >>2709071 File size is 22222 bytes. Is this a trap?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:34 No.2709486 legendary does not even begin to describe this... thank you for it

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/25/05(Sun)00:34 No.2709489 File : 1127626459.jpg-(27 KB, 420x306, cat_ohnoes.jpg) >>2709447 oOPS. iT APPEARS THAT IN MY ZEAL TO GET MY VIEWPOINT OUT, i ACCIDENTALLY DOUBLE-POSTED. i APOLOGIZE FOR THIS GRIEVOUS ERROR ON MY PART. :'(

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:34 No.2709490 >>2709347 this reminds me of, in my youth, beating all 96 exits in SMW for the first time TUBULAR!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:34 No.2709491 Amazing. Congratulations on PENISfying your cousin, Itoko Otoko. You are a hero among men. Also, you write very well too. Kudos.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:34 No.2709492 >>2709444 Good God, why would they _want_ to continue using PHP+SQL? shudder

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:34 No.2709493 >>2706032 >>2706032 >>2706032 >>2706032 >>2706032 >>2706032 >>2706032 >>2706032 >>2706032 PAY UP, FAG!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:34 No.2709494 I'll be damn! this wins internet and /b/!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:35 No.2709502 >>2709424 Thoroughly seconded.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:35 No.2709503 >>2709447 GO SUCK YOUR COUSINS COCK (WITH ZEAL!) YOU NON LEGENDARY TRIPCODE FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:35 No.2709504 HAY GANG, 1500 GET FOR HOW AWESOME THIS THREAD IS! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!

>>	Name !.CzKQna1OU!!bBA7jxQjeKV 09/25/05(Sun)00:35 No.2709505 10bux says this story shows up on SA in one form or another

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:35 No.2709506 >>2709489 it's okay

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:36 No.2709507 I have not yet fapped to this thread. But dammit, the crotch of my underwear is soaked like crazy from reading that story.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:37 No.2709520 1111 GET!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:37 No.2709528 It is a Saturday night. There are parties. I could probably be getting shit-faced or laid, but frankly this thread is so much more rewarding. LONG LIVE THE EPIC STICKY!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:39 No.2709537 this thread convinced me to donate to 4chan.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:39 No.2709538 >>2709528 x2

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:39 No.2709539 >>2709528 signed

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:39 No.2709540 One question for Itoko Otoko please: If there was about a 4 hour delay between OP and first real follow up, how long were you banging your cousin, and how long did it take you to write the 27k of text?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:40 No.2709543 posting in the greatest thread ever

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:40 No.2709549 WE NEED MOAR UPDATE!

>>	Usagi !oIRAJyjB9M 09/25/05(Sun)00:40 No.2709550 This story is disturbingly arousing.

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)00:40 No.2709554 I say we shot web for 2k! That's another K for 4chan, right?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:41 No.2709556 >>2709540 Oh, don't worry. This can easily have been done in six hours.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:41 No.2709558 Give this thread a permanent place on 4chan

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:41 No.2709559 Homahgawd. I fapped. But I'm a girl, so does it mean I...paffed?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:41 No.2709560 >>2709543 ditto

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:41 No.2709562 /b/ god status GET

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:43 No.2709576 >>2709559 Schlicked?

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:43 No.2709577 /b/ is capable of anything now

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/25/05(Sun)00:43 No.2709578 fOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE UNABLE TO ACCESS THE TEXT, i HAVE PROVIDED A VISUAL MIRROR IN /HR/. http://orz.4chan.org/hr/res/14653.html

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:43 No.2709580 AW HELL NAW

¬_¬ !QFSU.BAmwI 09/25/05(Sun)00:43 No.2709581

POSTING IN LEGENDARY THREAD

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>>	I am a tripcoded homo !dKo8Lp3n1z 09/25/05(Sun)00:43 No.2709583 I am a gay man and I have been watching this thread since the beginning but I feel that it is time for me to say something... I LOVE the cock... But even I fapped to this thread. Good job, sir, on fucking your cousin!

>>	Usagi !oIRAJyjB9M 09/25/05(Sun)00:43 No.2709584 Itoko Otoko wins the internet tonight!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:44 No.2709591 wow this is liek the longest thread in history

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)00:44 No.2709598 This thread is a classic example of why 4chan (specifically /b/) deserves to live FOREVER!

>>	Nekose !YzXlHzaIf6 09/25/05(Sun)00:45 No.2709601 So wait, you typed this up while she was still at the house? How did that go ever?

>>	anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:45 No.2709602 gotta contribute to history

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/25/05(Sun)00:45 No.2709604 http://orz.4chan.org/hr/res/14653.html i HAVE ARCHIVED THIS STORY FOR POSTERITY. eNJOY.

>>	I am a tripcoded homo !dKo8Lp3n1z 09/25/05(Sun)00:46 No.2709605 I am a gay man and I have been watching this thread since the beginning but I feel that it is time for me to say something... I LOVE the cock... But even I fapped to this thread. Good job, sir, on fucking your cousin!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:46 No.2709606 >>2709558 2nd

>>	Iris !tFj8DP0Frs 09/25/05(Sun)00:46 No.2709611 For twenty minutes as I read that story, I ceased being lesbian and became bi. I'm back to normal now, though. But the orgasm was good.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:46 No.2709612 INSERT NUMBER HERE GET

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:47 No.2709615 how long do you suppose this thread will last now? /b/ should keep it alive forever in homage to itoko

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:47 No.2709617 send this file to penthouse letters pls

>>	A FAGGOT 09/25/05(Sun)00:47 No.2709622 >>2709605 same here cousinfuck transcends all sexual boundaries

>>	Nekose !YzXlHzaIf6 09/25/05(Sun)00:47 No.2709623 So wait, you type the story up while she was still at the house, how'd that go over?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:48 No.2709627 Good job. I was rooting for you! Reminds me of when I was 11 and my cousin decided we should regularly give eachother oral... Good times.

>>	cAPSMAN !G0gH58Jkl. 09/25/05(Sun)00:48 No.2709629 dAMMIT, 4CHAN KEEPS FUCKING UP ON ME. i SUPPOSE THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED. eNJOY YOUR AIDS, /B/.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:48 No.2709633 Itoko otoko, only two words can describe this legendwryyyyyyyyyyyyyy thread I CAME

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:50 No.2709644 holy crap dude. This thread should be left sticked for at least a week out of respect to it's awesomness

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:51 No.2709650 replying has become hard

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/25/05(Sun)00:52 No.2709656 just finished the story. I came, and it was epic. just not nearly as epic as this thread. i think this needs to be locked and perma-stickied.

>>	NewInternetName !QcfqnDA3uw 09/25/05(Sun)00:52 No.2709657 I gotta post in this. Itoko Otoko, you have really outdone yourself. Just uh, make sure she wasn't lying about the pill, okay? Something tells me that this thread alone will raise the national incest rate.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:52 No.2709658 this thread: 7 prelude posts 100 fag posts 1 ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! post 1000 posts of praise

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:53 No.2709663 Incest fucking rules

>>	Keff 09/25/05(Sun)00:53 No.2709668 This is the greatest moment in 4chan history!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:54 No.2709672 hear ye hear ye! fap court is now in session...

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:54 No.2709674 >>2709650 anonymous has become hard

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:54 No.2709676 eh

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:55 No.2709680 >>2709644 No, it should be kept permanetly elsewhere for the following resons... 1. Loading time 2. Seeing it for that long with drive people mad

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:55 No.2709681 File : 1127627702.jpg-(40 KB, 346x346, 050706a.jpg)

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)00:55 No.2709685 File : 1127627741.jpg-(9 KB, 169x251, 1127100538919.jpg)

>>	XLVII 09/25/05(Sun)00:55 No.2709687 Posting in a fucking LEGENDARY thread.

>>	anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:56 No.2709690 o lawd is dat sum incest

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:56 No.2709692 is 2000 possible tonight /b/?

>>	The Deviant Mr. Koht !dlRr5Ro0Ok 09/25/05(Sun)00:57 No.2709695 >>2709559 Are you fat? >>2709611 Would you like to be bi again?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:57 No.2709698 Incest fucking rules

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:57 No.2709700 Need pictures of the cousin!

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)00:57 No.2709701 2000 /b/?

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)00:57 No.2709702 I'm not Zimmer, but I feel it's probably safe enough to say "I guarantee it"

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:57 No.2709703

Itoko Otoko,
I've been following your story for a while, since 9pm central, i must salute you, not only did you show the japs that we are superior than them, but you have given us strength to do the impossible, I for one will steal my friend's fiance. Thank you Itoko Otoko for all your courage.
/b/ will be forever changed!

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:58 No.2709704

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>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:58 No.2709706 I have to ask, Itoko Otoko-sama: where do you live? I think I know your cousin in real life.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:58 No.2709708 http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3387670 ARCHIVE-D

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:59 No.2709711 HTML with included images is superior t otext files.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)00:59 No.2709714 Posting in the PENULTIMATE THREAD

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:00 No.2709719 Itoko Otoko, if your cousin ever finds out that you posted all that here, she's probably going to kill you. At least you'll die with a smile. ^_^

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)01:01 No.2709721 I think it's fucking amazing that less than 10% of the posts contain images. Seriously, that's just crazy for 4chan!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:01 No.2709723 Vrimples

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:01 No.2709726 Posting in a legendary thread! XD

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:01 No.2709730 Cyber is for losers, like 4chan. Posting in a shitty thread.

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:02 No.2709732

FUCKING HAWT! I waited so long to read this!

/Sean Connery
You're the man now dog!

Fuck! ... FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I think about it now and I could have totally fucked my cousin had I just asked! I lived with her and my aunt from 12-16 and my cousin was only a year younger than me. I would say it was probably only 2 or 3 months in (we slept in the same room) that our night time still awake games turned into a little more. I did eventually finger her on a nightly basis and after awhile I went down on her to. I only got handjobs although she let me get off by rubbing my dick up and down the crack of her ass but I think we were both too scared to actually try and go all the way.
Again... FUCK FUCK FUCK!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:02 No.2709733 oh man, this is like all that's great about 4chan in a single thread. you evil-doers you. fucking your relatives.... Have a happy semen-filled thanksgiving.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:03 No.2709735 Thread delivers better and harder than any thread in history, A++++++++++ PRISTINE GEM MINT 10 would do business with again

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)01:03 No.2709739 File : 1127628186.jpg-(122 KB, 620x470, Internetseriousbusiness.jpg) >>2709730

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:03 No.2709740 I LIEK PIE.

>>	Stormofdragons 09/25/05(Sun)01:03 No.2709742 zomfg. This is so awesomely fap-worthy. downloading the text file (.zip) now. cant wait to see how it turns out.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:04 No.2709751 >>2709708 How come your archive is 1.33MiBs while mine is 9.33MiBs?

>>	Goddess Atma 09/25/05(Sun)01:05 No.2709757 I am now part of a legend

HEIL /B/! /B/ IST DER SIEG! Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:05 No.2709759
File : 1127628338.jpg-(288 KB, 1600x1047, 1120424287473.jpg)

Posting in the PENULTIMATE THREAD!

/b/ there is a lesson here tonight. We as a community have defeated all odds and surpassed all expectations under the careful guidance and massive awesomeness of Lord Itoko Otoko.

HAIL /B/ MAY SHE LIVE FOREVER!

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:06 No.2709761

Itoko Otoko,
I've been following your story for a while, since 9pm central, i must salute you, not only did you show the japs that we are superior than them, but you have given us strength to do the impossible, I for one will steal my friend's fiance. Thank you Itoko Otoko for all your courage.
/b/ will be forever changed!

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/25/05(Sun)01:06 No.2709763 >>2709730 cybering is awesome, it got Itoko Otoko incest pussy, and i've had quite a few cyber/masturbation sessions with a female friend of mine from my HS days

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)01:07 No.2709775 >>2709759 well said

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:08 No.2709781 File : 1127628503.jpg-(45 KB, 640x480, 1127066677497.jpg) 4chan will never be the same again.

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)01:09 No.2709783 >>2709759 ALL HAIL /b/! ALL HAIL /b/!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:09 No.2709784 i lol'd i came and came again, thank you /b/ ITOKO OTOKO FOR THE WINNAR!112211!!

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:09 No.2709788

Itoko Otoko
Thank you so much for your wonderful story I will fap to this many times even though I do not have a cousin I would like to fuck your story is sexy and inspirational. I hope you will continue to have hot sex with your cousin!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:09 No.2709789 This shit is fucking stupid and even amusing. Go back to europe.

>>	Goddess Atma 09/25/05(Sun)01:10 No.2709792 ALSO: I shlicked. It just does not get any better than this, don't it?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:11 No.2709801 New /b/ title: RELAX. GO DO IT.

>>	SporkOfTruth !qGR2HMIiDw 09/25/05(Sun)01:12 No.2709803 >>2709771 Movies too. Itoko Otoko, coming soon to a porn shop near you.

>>	Legendary Thread Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:12 No.2709808 Awesome dude. Everyone with hot cousins should go for it. Good story. You are now a legend Itoko Otoko and I am posting in a legendary thread.

>>	Orochi !Pny.TFpW/6 09/25/05(Sun)01:13 No.2709811 My quality of life WILL improve because of this. You're changing lives, Otoko.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:13 No.2709812 So who thinks it was real and who think it was fake?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:13 No.2709814 did you skeet on her or what?

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)01:13 No.2709816 nice 1200 get

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:15 No.2709826 >>2709812 Who gives a shit? It's like asking if the Mona Lisa is a real woman.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:15 No.2709830 >>2709812 It does not matter. For no matter the truth, he shall live on as a God!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:15 No.2709833 Good Job. Read it now. Seems like a nice story, but still, i would like my four hours of sleep back ;___;

>>	Verbal !bhKBE.OhvY 09/25/05(Sun)01:16 No.2709841 Posting in a thread whose legend will never die.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:16 No.2709842 >>2709826 Big difference, it can either be a legendary thread or a well written story. YOU CAN'T TOY WITH THIS TYPE OF STUFF!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:17 No.2709844 POSTING ANONYMOUSLY IN A LEGENDARY FAPFEST. I SALUTE YOU, ITOKO OTOKO. I DON'T THINK YOU WILL GET A JDRAMA THOUGH. SORRY.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:17 No.2709848 Itoko Otoko, You alone have caused a revolution in /b/, with one swift use of fuck cock, you have transformed that which is /b/, I for one welcome our cousin-fucking rulers. Itoko Otoko lives within all of us!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:18 No.2709855 This IS the ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:19 No.2709860 So like, where are the giant SJIS-art images of this guy finger banging his cousin with cat ears on the couch?

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:20 No.2709865

I fucked one of my younger cousins she was around 15 at time I thnk I don't know how old I was but it was older then her by a few years it was really good she was a total whore for me durring that time and the family never found out I don't see her much any more about twice a year since I moved way and am not living close by anymore

>>	Joaquin 09/25/05(Sun)01:20 No.2709868 I CAME SO FUCKING BAD!4CHAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)01:21 No.2709877 I read it again. Still great.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:21 No.2709878 new /b/ title shoudl be CONGRATULATIONS ITOKO OTOKO!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:23 No.2709889 posting in a legendary thread i jilled off 3 times to this good job itoko otoko, you are saluted.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:24 No.2709903 I'm never sleeping again. I give myself to /b/ Posting in the most legendary thread of all, by the way

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)01:24 No.2709906 Itoko Otoko is a good writer

>>	Anonomous 09/25/05(Sun)01:25 No.2709910 My wang is atrociously sore, this post made me so randy that I buttseksed my dog

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:25 No.2709911 File : 1127629510.jpg-(34 KB, 549x472, kita.jpg) I saw this thread before I left to go to a party tonight, expecting nothing. I return and cannot think of anything to say, except, "Picture Related!"

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)01:26 No.2709922 I think it's funny how many friggin sex stories are suddenly popping up in /b/. People looking to succeed the way Itoko has. HAH!

>>	In other news... Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:26 No.2709927 Where is 4chan's $1000 mother fucker?!?!?! I don't feel like back tracking through this entire thing, but you know who you are! PAY UP!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:26 No.2709930 Somebody needs to buy itokootoko.com and post a copy of the thread and the story on there.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:28 No.2709946 /b/ made me came!

>>	Cobra 09/25/05(Sun)01:29 No.2709956 Wow. That tale is epic. And working in forgetting how to shot web, surprise buttsechs, and so on... brilliant!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:30 No.2709961 I cannot believe something this amazing was possible, much less could it happen now!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:30 No.2709967 File : 1127629829.jpg-(57 KB, 608x336, 1127077844533.jpg) No clue what any of that means. fail.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:30 No.2709969 POSTING IN THE MOST LEGENDARY THREAD EVER POSTING IN THE MOST LEGENDARY THREAD EVER POSTING IN THE MOST LEGENDARY THREAD EVER

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:31 No.2709978 LEGENDARY THEAD FTW ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	koba !GnriefphYo 09/25/05(Sun)01:31 No.2709981 THREAD OF LEGEND. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE BORED, YOUNG PEOPLE

>>	Joe Blow 09/25/05(Sun)01:31 No.2709983 Normally cousin fucking would just make be chuckle, but I got a half mast reading that shit. Hahaha

>>	Pantaloons 09/25/05(Sun)01:31 No.2709986 >>2705968 I did this once, man it started to smell.

>>	YOU DID IT ! WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU ! ? 09/25/05(Sun)01:33 No.2710003 posting in GODLY thread ! !

>>	Autonomous 09/25/05(Sun)01:33 No.2710005 File : 1127630012.jpg-(41 KB, 512x405, howdoIshotweb.jpg) Gotta love the meme lines.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:34 No.2710008 /r/ this submitted to wikipedia for our children (and their cousins) to read about someday.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:34 No.2710009 POSTING IN LEGENDARY THREAD

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:34 No.2710010

　　　　　　　　　,.∩　　　　　　　　｀ヽ
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　　　　　　　　　|ハ　,ニ、　　,. - 、　| | | ｌ |
　　　　　　　　　| ハィハ　　,二ヽ. | | | | |　Great job, Itoko Otoko!
　　　　　　　　　| | |　じ'　　　|トJ〉　 /)} ｌ |
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>>	Crimmz 09/25/05(Sun)01:34 No.2710012 >>2709347 I think this should keep going for 2000get. This is clearly relevant to /b/ interests.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:34 No.2710014 This thread is awesome

>>	stormofdragons 09/25/05(Sun)01:34 No.2710015 finished reading. OMG! Fucking wonderful. Now I need sexz.

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/25/05(Sun)01:34 No.2710016 >>2709961 aye, all that makes me seriously doubt the truth behind the story, but that makes this no less hot, legendary, epic, or fucking ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!. it is still made of ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! , god, and internet to taste

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:35 No.2710018 File : 1127630123.jpg-(12 KB, 240x179, 23.jpg) you guys forgot Rita

>>	IF I FAP ANYMORE I SWEAR NOTHING WILL COME OUT! Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:36 No.2710029 It's scary!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:36 No.2710031 SUPER LEGEND THREAD. Itoko Otoko. The winner of Earth. He lives in us. Every one.

>>	deliciousCake 09/25/05(Sun)01:36 No.2710032 Intense! This thread is the best thing /b/ has produced in a long time (possibly ever).

>>	09/25/05(Sun)01:37 No.2710041 YES

>>	Yay!! Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:37 No.2710042 File : 1127630276.jpg-(68 KB, 512x384, YAY.jpg)

>>	Zenith !aUqiFabdUE 09/25/05(Sun)01:39 No.2710048 >>2708988 FUCKING ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:40 No.2710054 >>2709860 Error: Field too long. 　　　　　　　　(；ﾟдﾟ)　　ｷﾀ＜FUCK THIS ERROR CODE SHIT! 　　　　　　　　(＼／＼／

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:40 No.2710055 This is the greatest thing to happen to /b/ ever.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:40 No.2710064 File : 1127630459.png-(238 KB, 630x415, youjustgotuniversityd.png) I came. Posting in a Historic Thread. ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!. Age. Happy Time.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:41 No.2710068 >>2706032 HOPE U GOT $1000 BUX

>>	Mintchick !WSgPeEy3kM 09/25/05(Sun)01:41 No.2710072 File : 1127630515.jpg-(252 KB, 800x1193, 1125836139672.jpg) ITOKO OTOKO, YOU HAVE ASCENDED TO THE LEVEL OF /B/TARD GODHOOD. CONGRATULATIONS ON COUSINFUCKING! NOW HERE IS SOME INCEST FOR YOU! <3

>>	IF I FAP ANYMORE I SWEAR NOTHING WILL COME OUT! Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:42 No.2710076 It's scary!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:42 No.2710077 >>2710055 goatse man is the greatest thing to happen to /b/ ever threading in a legendary post

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:43 No.2710082 >>2707330 Mine got married a year ago. :(

>>	Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !kxgLmy51bM 09/25/05(Sun)01:43 No.2710087 I AM GLEAMING. THE CUBE.

>>	Corpsemongler !wtSeYMqzDg 09/25/05(Sun)01:44 No.2710093 Holy fucking shit. I can only hope this is real. Itoko Otoko is my hero regardless. I'd like to think that in his position I would have done the exact same thing.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:44 No.2710095 AWESOME DONATE TO 4CHAN

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:45 No.2710103 I HAD CANCER, AND THIS THREAD CURED ME.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:45 No.2710105 File : 1127630734.gif-(480 KB, 360x181, 1124613629575.gif) OUR GOD IS HERE NOW

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:45 No.2710106 fuck this wins

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:45 No.2710108 File : 1127630741.jpg-(20 KB, 150x215, 1126073667275.jpg) HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP! POSTING IN A LEEEEEGENDAARY THREAD!

>>	Densetsu!pardus !jWxOv5o8kI 09/25/05(Sun)01:46 No.2710114 Our own Otoko shows up now. Maybe 4chan dies, maybe it'll live. But I'm pretty sure the next 6 days are going to ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!, HARD. salute FOR EVERLASTING /B/!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:47 No.2710120 COUSIN FUCKING, FTW

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/25/05(Sun)01:48 No.2710126 >>2710077 before Itoko Otoko, yes. but goatse is no better than Milhouse before the might of cousin-fucker

>>	Mintchick !WSgPeEy3kM 09/25/05(Sun)01:48 No.2710133 We are all a part of /b/ history. ITOKO OTOKO- /B/'S HERO AND PERSONAL LEGEND!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:49 No.2710134 ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:49 No.2710135

　　　　　　　　　　　_　-―´￣￣￣｀ヽ､
　　　　　　　　　 ,/　,=＝=''⌒''＝= ､、
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>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:50 No.2710143 >>2710103 this thread could cure Snack's AIDS

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:50 No.2710145 File : 1127631041.png-(11 KB, 210x229, feet.png) This thread makes me want to eat my feet and dance to the beat.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:50 No.2710146 i;m so drunks ithios is awesome even though i ddunno what's gogning on ~!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:50 No.2710147 hay /b/, post your favorite lines. here's mine: "Pussy, like beer, is an acquired taste, and if I hadn't acquired it before, I did right then."

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/25/05(Sun)01:52 No.2710156 >>2710072 hate to break away from the subject of our god, the fucker of cousins, but sauce?

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)01:52 No.2710161 "Just cum in me [my name]".

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:53 No.2710162

　　　　　　　　　　　_　-―´￣￣￣｀ヽ､
　　　　　　　　　 ,/　,=＝=''⌒''＝= ､、
　　　　　　　　／　,=　　　　　　　　　ヽ
　　　　　　　/　 ,='　 _　 ∧_　_,,
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>>	Frank Stallone !25SwU/5c4. 09/25/05(Sun)01:53 No.2710164 File : 1127631194.gif-(137 KB, 320x180, denshawtf.gif)

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:54 No.2710173 This is without a doubt the greatest thread in the history of /b/, if not the entire Internet.

Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:54 No.2710174

FUCKING WOW!
4Chan is courisng with THE FLOW. I can see it spiraling around me in absolute power.

Nothing can ever, EVER top this. Not even with the entire internet combined. However, if any of this story turns out to be false... I swear to god I'll burn someone's face clean off.

All in all, I laughed, I cried, I touched my PENIS a bit, and now I'm going to go rub my (´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits on my girlfriend's ass (in her sleep) and dream about this wonderful tale of LOVE.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:55 No.2710175 File : 1127631314.png-(11 KB, 210x229, happytimeface.png) This thread makes me want to eat my feet and dance to the beat.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:55 No.2710183 File : 1127631355.jpg-(101 KB, 708x694, ITOKO OTOKO.jpg) Dear Itoko Otoko & Citizenry of /b/, I bring you the m3m3 you so humbly request. Use it well.... -Anonymous

>>	SporkOfTruth !qGR2HMIiDw 09/25/05(Sun)01:56 No.2710185 TWI LIGHT I ONLY MEANT TO STAY A WHILE TWI LIGHT I GAVE YOU TIME TO STEAL MY MIND AWAY FROM ME ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !! Wes from StarArmy.com !wes.4he6mY 09/25/05(Sun)01:57 No.2710190 File : 1127631429.jpg-(171 KB, 456x519, @wes.jpg) Going non-anon for a moment and posting my やらないか-ized picture in a fucking awesome legendary thread.

>>	Joel !PzeT1d/YNg 09/25/05(Sun)01:58 No.2710196 >>2710175 What do these people consider recreation, slicing their feet off, and eating it and their heads explode and they're dancing to the beat?

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:58 No.2710199 tl;dr someone give me the important posts

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:59 No.2710201 >>2709424 SECONDED

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:59 No.2710206 ZOMFG posting in fuck thread of threads... this shit /b/ fuckin' awesome, yo's.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)01:59 No.2710211 　\|Please teach me！　\| Will I be able to have sex with my cousin?? 　＼＿＿　_＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿　　　　　Ｖ　　　　／■＼∩ 　　　（　´∀｀）ﾉ　　＿（つ　　　ﾉ＿　　＼￣￣￣￣　＼　　 \|\|＼　　　　　　　＼　　 \|\|＼\|\|￣￣￣￣\|\|￣　　 \|\|　 \|\|￣￣￣￣\|\| 　　　　\|\|　　　　　　\|\|

>>	Hanzo-Ni !Tm2SWorY/s 09/25/05(Sun)02:00 No.2710217 >>2710162 that is the power of Itoko Otoko! even if it isn't truth, we still believe, and we still fap!

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)02:01 No.2710221 File : 1127631663.jpg-(60 KB, 300x390, don8.jpg) PREDICTION: THIS THREAD ALONE WILL GENERATE $20,000 IN DONATIONS FOR 4CHAN.

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)02:01 No.2710225 /b/ asked me "If you come, can you get it up again?" And I said "For you I can"

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)02:02 No.2710229 File : 1127631731.jpg-(91 KB, 587x833, OH!.jpg) THIS IS WHY /B/ MUST LIVE 4 EVAR DONUT 2 4CHAN

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)02:02 No.2710232 There are no words to express the sheer majesty of this story, so ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	knifin 09/25/05(Sun)02:02 No.2710233 >>2710221 I donated because of it

>>	YOUはSHOCK !z/gzsH2SkM 09/25/05(Sun)02:03 No.2710236 >>2706032 >>2706032 >>2706032 >>2706032 Someone owes 4chan some money

>>	sub me 09/25/05(Sun)02:03 No.2710237 File : 1127631806.jpg-(27 KB, 267x200, 1127187161818.jpg) omg... legendary ITOKO OTOKO I want to fuck you soooo bad.

>>	? 09/25/05(Sun)02:03 No.2710240 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING ! WE ARE SO POUND !

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)02:03 No.2710242 GOODBYE, /B/. I CAN DIE HAPPILY KNOWING THAT ITOKO FUCKED HIS COUSIN,

>>	Anonymous 09/25/05(Sun)02:04 No.2710247 >>2709424 seconded. I guarantee it.

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