Anybody else imagine Arthas giving you those protips in the loading screen?I'm like "Goddamn, why are you trying to help me?"
That's because Arthas is really a nice guy. Blizzard just gives him a bad rep.
Arthas says: Turn your mattress every year to prevent smells.
Arthas says: Cut mold off cheese. It's still good.
I always read it in the voice of the tutorial voice over guy from wc3.But goddamn I just know this will be a cannot unhear thing.
Why did I lol?
Arthas says: Don't pick at scabs.
Arthas says: Don't play with matches or guns.
>>37689013No, fuck you, Arthas. Once it's green, it's poison to me.
Arthas says: Call your parents once a month to let them know you love them.
Arthas says: Put your knife and fork at the four o'clock position to tell your waiter or waitress you've finished your meal.
If you're in a fight with a guy and he starts giving you tips it probably piss you off. He's pretty much just mocking you.
Arthas says: Use a condom when with a hooker.
Arthas is a friendly guy.
arthas is my waifu
Arthas says: Drink at least 7 glasses of water a day
Arthas says: Don't forget to empty the kitty litter box weekly. Your cat will be pleased and your house will not smell.
Arthas says: Don't mix colors with whites in your wash. They may bleed and stain your clothes.
Arthas says: Don't bother watching Akira, it isn't very good.
Arthas says: Use "noko" in email field to return to the thread you are posting in.
Arthas says: Always do a quick check of your blind spots when switching lanes.
Arthas says: Never spit against the wind.
Arthas says: Don't eat substances out of the vacuum. They won't taste good and aren't good for you.
Arthas says: Switch off lights and appliances when exiting a room. It will help conserve power, which can cut down on hefty electric bills
Arthas says: Don't turn this into another advice dog. They aren't funny.
Arthas says: Eat your vegetables on your plate.
>>37689258Deathwing says: Arthas is a faggot