>>17606714
Time passed more or less uneventfully, though I did have to deal with a couple of unruly patients. One woman in her 70s that had a stroke a few years back and is paralyzed on her left side, usually pleasent enough, but prone to getting very frustrated at times when she can't do something despite working at it, and, I think, a general unhappiness at being relegated to this home since her husband died...her kids visited her during the day, so I'll let you take a guess at why she was agitated and upset, and couldn't sleep. The other, a woman in her 80s suffering from dementia, was convinced that she'd just fallen asleep in the meeting room a few minutes ago, and we'd 'taken her too soon!', that her family was still out there, waiting for her. It took me a good half hour to calm her down and get her back to sleep, and to change her diaper in the meantime. I just love my job, some days...

>>17606714
It was around four when I got a call from her room...I hurried right over, stepping inside and finding her hunched over in a sitting position in her bed, her good arm holding her abdomen, and sobbing, eyes clenched shut tightly...she opened them and looked up when I came in, looking my way...then looking down and closing them again when I quickly made my way to her bedside, kneeling there and resting my right hand on the bed beside her, close enough to reach out for if she wanted to, but not reaching out myself just yet.

I asked her, as gently as I could, if she'd had another bad dream...and she nodded, offering a broken-up 'yes' in between the sobs. Not feeling that much better than I had the day before, I suppose my hesitation was dwarfed by what I was feeling for her, and lifted my hand from the bed, and laid it on her back, gingerly, murmering soothing words as best I could; I do admit that I'm not very experienced in this sort of thing, having just tried to comfort a few nieces and nephews, little brothers, rather than kids in a professional situation...but I could only do my best, rather than nothing.

Oh hay anonynurse.

First in?

FUCK YOU, NIGGER

tl;dr

-bigmike

>>17606714
She remained in the position she'd been in for a moment or two longer, then shifted her body to face me more directly, and reached out to grasp at my scrubs, leaning in and crying against me, more muffledly now. After a moment's adjustment to this, I sighed quietly and moved to hug her a bit more tightly; still a loose grasp, to any outside observer, but more closely than just a hand on her back. I continued murmering as soothingly as I could, and shifted a hand up to stroke her hair lightly...it'd seemed to be helpful when my niece fell off her bike a couple summers back...and, well, it didn't seem to cause a bad reaction, at least.

It was several minutes before she started to calm down again, finally settling into quiet sniffling and trembling; I drew back after she'd relaxed a bit further, though she didn't let go of my scrubs, hanging on near the hemline. Maintaining contact with a hand on her shoulder, I reached out and fetched the kleenex, then helped clean her up again, while trying to maintain a reassuring smile...I asked if she felt better, and while she hesitated slightly in answering that, she finally nodded and told me that she did 'a little bit'. Well, a start, at least...

>>17606714
I helped her lay down again, drawing her sheets and blanket up over her again, fluffing her pillows...finding the minibear wedged into the corner at the wall, and setting it at her side. I asked her if her stomach was all right, and she said it hurt...when I asked, she said that it'd only hurt since she woke up...that it had happened when she felt...bad...'since she was little'. I asked if there was anything I could do to help, that revelation running through my mind, and she looked down, a hint of a conflicted look on her face...and after she remained silent a bit longer, I took a bit of a leap, and asked...if she'd like me to stay here with her for a while.

She bit her lip at that a little...then nodded, hesitantly...and when I reached for where she held onto my shirt with my own right hand, gently, she let go of them, and grabbed it, instead. I did my best to offer her a comforting smile, and said that she could go to sleep, then...I'd stay, I wouldn't leave her alone. My legs were getting a bit sore at that point from kneeling on thinly carpeted floor, but I did my best to ignore them, focusing on the more important matter at the time.

>>17606714
She finally drifted back off to sleep after another ten minutes or so, her grip on my hand relaxing...but I stayed where I was, just shifting to sit rather than kneel, keeping my hand where it was, under her own, beside her. I also remembered to switch my pager to vibrate, and leaned back against her bedside table, which really isn't as comfortable as you might imagine it to be. But she remained asleep until ten minutes before my shift ended, when I finally slipped away as carefully as I could...and she didn't wake up again, and while I'm not a mindreader, I think she slept as peacefully as she could have.

Typing this all out ahead of time this time, after the bitching from last time...a single chunk of waiting better than scattered, periodic, ones? Ah, well. In b4 PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO.

All right! typed out this time!

>>17606761
Ok, hadn't expected that one. Good show sir, I most certainly was not in b4 NIGGER.

This is like those shitty teeny bopper animus where despite endless sexual tension the protagonist never quite makes it to her pooper.

The only reason 4chan cares is because you started out with contemplating how to rape the loli. Now it's all retarded and angsty.

Anonynurse, you are a patron saint among men.

>>17606919
I beg your pardon, sir. Neither of us are teenagers.

Sounds like she's really opening up to you Nurse-kun.

Anyways, where's that pedo guy I was aruguing with last night?

i cant tell if your talking about a loli or a grandma

hey nurse-kun. quick question:

in the beginning, you wanted to stick it in the loli's pooper, but now you kinda have an emotional bond with the loli. Yu attitude seems to have changed. You don't seem to lust over her as much. Do you wanna help her or just rape her?

First bigmike post in an Anonynurse thread.

-bigmike

>>17607255
What should I do, toss in my pizza metaphors? Flat chest euphemisms? Toss me a bone here.

PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO

>>17607322
For the record, I never actually said I WANTED to stick it in her pooper. Even the remarks I did make were asking /b/ if I SHOULD stick it in her pooper. And providing risk/benefit details for analysis. Through a /b/ filter.

But anyway: No, I am not particularly inclined to stick it in her pooper at this moment in time, no.

>>17607235
I didn't say otherwise. I said it was angsty and retarded, just like teeny bopper animus.

Anyway, this story doesn't morally bother me. Better to be under the wing of a caring pedo than an uncaring orphanage, as far as I can see.

But at this rate, how long are we going to have to wait for the pooper? At this point it's become a tl;dr.

>>17606919
Fuck off. So we like a touching story once in a while.

>>17606714

Nurse-kun, please don't stop writing these.

>>17607571
Fukken seconded.

The wiki was already updated?

Anyways, just keep it up anonynurse. She already sounds better than she did a few days ago, with only you being there to give her a sholder to cry on.

>>17607508
Well, angst has become a dirty word these days, tainted by the retarded antics of emo kids and goth faggots for longer than most of those current emo kids and goth faggots have been alive. In that vein (cut 4 attention, lols), I don't know that her situation would qualify as 'angsty', in the current use of the word.

I'd term it 'drowning in a pool of shit', myself. And hey, if you feel so strongly about it, why not write it up as an adaptation of 'Waiting for Godot'? 'Waiting for crippled orphan loli pooper'. I demand royalties, however.

lol pedo in denial grooming a child for future abuse. gg.

:]

>>17607571
Signed.

It'd be cool if you made a blog about it in the future if you decide you may adopt or keep in contact with her.

>>17607322
>>17607741


And so it begins...again.

>>17607905

INTERNET FIGHT, READY SET GO!

In my opinion, nurse-kun is not an actual pedo.

Anonynurse, please forgive us concerning how this thread started as hostile right away. It's just standart 4chan greeting, for once in a while.

Blog. Blog. Blog. Blog. Blog.

You need to make a blog.

Period.

>>17607994
Hey, I have no problem with being NIGGERed.

Particularly as I am a shining example of caucasianhood. Shit, I'm not some gaiafag or something; I have SOME callous built up, obviously.

So this half azn chick was in an accident that took away three limbs and an eye. I hope her vagoo is still usable or else all that effort grooming her will go to waste lol.

>>17608063
Unnessecery variables make for unnessecery hassles, you know?

Anonynurse, will you see her on Christmas? Because I am positive that you seeing her on that date would do loads to better her condition.

Never fear, HBK is here.

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy

I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

>>17607973 In my opinion, nurse-kun is not an actual pedo.

I'd say that he's as much pedo as the average /b/-tard. That is, he may like loli but also like other porn, he may think of it as wrong and right at the same time and thinks it depends on the situation, he may wonder about it but isn't dumbshit enough to fuck with that in the real world.

>>17607863

(Not OP) First off, as a rule of thumb, blog-community is retarded. I don't want this to be put on the same line as those guys who want to tell the world what they ate for breakfast and how their life/job/everything sucks and how should they try to kill themselves today.

Secondly, making a blog could make him a bit more vulnerable, a bit easier to hunt down by these idiots who come here to stroke their moralisticocks and feel superior when they scream pedophile.

Making posts here on 4chan is probably the best way to go, at least if nurse-kun remembers to use proxies and be as careful as possible. Remember that all the posts are collected to the wikichan so you can read them there later if you missed out.

hey can someone post the wiki link for the whole story i forgot to bookmark it

/r/ links to backstory

>>17608226
I'll probably be working on christmas, yeah...likely double-shifting, due to my martial/family status.

But.....

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy

I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

>>17607863
>>17608063
Blogs are easier to track than daily threads on /b/. And the wiki should suffice. Maybe you can latch some commenting system onto that.

So... you're willing to risk medical education just because there's a little girl you're comforting, thinking you can do something and get away with it?

Can't you get it on with any women your age?

>>17606714
Dude, seriously, this is better than 90% of the stuff usually posted on /b/. Keep writing, you have talent. I think you`re a good man, keep helping this little girl recover.

>>17608250

Pretty much what I ment.Every 4channer is just a bit pedo, with being around loli porn so much, but few of us would actualy try to rape or seduce a cute little girl. We might have thoughts to, but I don't think anonynurse is really sexualy attracted to amp-tan. Just the confussion that comes when you honestly care about somebody, but mix it up with sexual feelings.

Or something.

>>17608250
Actually, I don't even have any loli porn. Was never particularly interested, though, yes, as someone in /b/, I can hardly be said to have a small amount of familiarity with it.

But, uh, the rest is varyingly degrees of more or less correct.

Mr. >>17608328 has a point, a blog is unnecessary when the wikichan holds the entire story and is updated faster than a frenzied kitty high on catnip.

>>17608536
i lol'd

So... why are you a nurse and not a doctor?

>>17608466
This post would make an english teacher committ justifiable hom(o lol)icide.

I think you should have kissed her forehead as well... would have been sweet and reassuring - or at least do it once she is asleep bwahahahahaa!!!


I like these stories, I hope you continue with it. I hope this progresses into some good hero worthy stuff.

>>17608644

Spoiler: it's a troll.

My trolldar is broken. I can't tell if these pedohunters are very effective trolls or really that retarded. Given how 4chan has got a little limelight in the mainstream media, I'd have to go for the latter, but then again a troll who knows his stuff could have spotted a golden opportunity here.

>>17608704

No, seriously. Personally, I can't decide whether to become a scientist or a doctor.

Ambitions vs money.

keep it up, anonurse, I love these threads, and thes tory is heartwarming.

>>17607973
>In my opinion, nurse-kun is not an actual pedo.

In my opinion, nurse-kun is a shining example of what every pedo should aspire to be.

>>17607702
:3

heartwarming fart-warming

i don't really care it's just nice to see some substantial origional content in this craphole

So any ideas for gifts to her on Xmas anonynurse?
Maybe giving a book for her age range should be nice. Make sure you choose the content though it should be uplifting and if possible should have pictures to get her attention.

>>17608676
Kissing is in a whole different realm of acceptability from a hug. I've seen plenty of nurses hugging patients. Hell, I've hugged patients, particularly people so old and decrepit they've more or less looped back around to the mentality and emotional needs of children. The shrink said hugging could be ok if I was reasonable and sensible about it.

Since this isn't france, kissing isn't even to be considered. Yeah. (picture related)

>>17607709
Because Godot never comes.

>>17608924

Kissing is to be considerd! No one has to know about teh kiss0rz. Except /b/, you, and the loli.

>>17609060
Amerikkka is too prude for kissing.

>>17608780
A doctor that does medical/drug research?

>>17608875
http://www.cbomc.com/doc/full_site_enrollment/detail/fse_product_detail.jhtml?repositoryId=005389010
It's for 6 and under, but still...

>>17608875
I wonder, I'm not sure how good her reading comprehension is but nurse-kun said that she had a mighty fine education. Would she be ready to start a solid book?

Because then I'd suggest Harry Potter. She might identity herself to a protagonist who lost both his parents, was placed in a House of Hell and then got out finely.

>>17609060
Do not encourage the man to do something that will lose him his job in order to fuel your own fapping.

Nurse-kun, you're handling the situation spectacularly. It is this one's belief that you can bring a light to this child's otherwise dreary existence. Be there for her.

>>17609060
Go kiss some lolis in some playground pedo

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I think this story would be much more amusing if the love interest was a decrepit 90 year old on her death bed.

>>17609235


mebbe later, but I approve and endorse cripple loli kissing to make her feel better

>>17609309
True 'dat.

>>17609186
Harry Potter might seem a bad idea because it focuses on conflict and it has lotsa descriptions of dark areas that could just fuck her mind up even more. Maybe a more lighthearted book would be better.
If i were to recommend any book it would be this :Dear Pup: Letters to a Young Dog by Diana Pullein-Thompson

>>17609186
Well, she certainly seems very intelligent to me, and was, from the gossip, in a school for the gifted of some sort. I wouldn't put it past her to have already read them all.

But yeah, books are in consideration, I'm trying to figure out what she might like...I'm thinking about asking her more or less directly tonight, about what sort of things she might like.

YOu should definately keep updating us, as you might know by now, I am a faithful reader of your everyday happenings... Mmmhmmm... sentimentallity...

Overview of Damaged Goods threads so far:
First thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/7910033/17395655.rar.html
Second thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/7924469/17445483.rar.html
Third thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/8074689/17454864.rar.html
Fourth thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/8076075/17505569.rar.html
Fifth thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/8318486/1755176.rar.html
Sixth Thread (this thread):
http://img.4chan.org/b/res/17606714.html
The fanart can currently be seen in http://cgi.4chan.org/i/res/44637.html
Also, check out http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods and http://www.chae-game.com/vinc/damaged_goods/
(You're welcome to copy/paste this into the next many threads to get rid of the "I didn't catch this" posts... Of course while updating it at the same time...)
Enjoy!

eeer what about kissing in France ?

French kiss for saying hello (only men/women and women/women or perhaps men/men in family) but not on the lips. "French kiss" is only for lovers, even in France

For that, go Russia.

So you say what i write here now will have anything to say if you continue to write these?

Fuck yeah i want you to continue!
Keep up the good work and save that girl's life!

>>17609370
A good move! Talking to her outside of dire situations (bad dreams etc) would enable her to get a sense of normalcy back.

>>17609367
Thank you, I'll look into that...

As a /b/roadcast to anyone reading, any other suggestions for literature would be appreciated: It doesn't have to be strictly limited to her 'age group', as she's more than smart enough to read things that are aimed higher, but bear in mind that she's rather...fragile, so keep that in mind for content?

THIS IS AS FAKE AS LONELYGIRL15, GET IT THE FUCK GONE.

>>17609367
That's true, that's true. In that case, The Secret Garden would most likely be an awesome book.

>>17609320

You'd have to be a heartless bastard not to!

Time for some Sweet Chin Music

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy

I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

>>17609500
Get her some early Stephen King.

...wait, no, that'd probably be a bad idea...

>>17609429
Any kissing, I meant, which is why I used France as an example, where non-lip kissing is casual. Cheek, forehead, wherever, it's a no-go.

Nurses have even gotten in trouble for kissing a 'boo-boo' to make it better, even a bandaid covered one, and not for health or sanitation reasons. I'd make a 'think of the children!' remark, but that'd likely lure some pedo into going into a massive screed on how children need orgasms or some shit, so, yeah.

>>17609500

>>17609170
WHAT

Like this:

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy

I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

>>17609671

I lol'd.

Too young.

You are doing well mr.nurse, keep writing plz, even if nothing happens everyday just write a few lines so we know you're not giving up^^

Ive said it before and ill say it again.
Nurse-kun is a god amongst men.

>>17609543
I dunno...I mean, isn't the initial premise in the book that the little girl loses her parents?

I know this is a pretty damn common trope in stories with child protagonists, but still.

anonynurse, i cant say i get you. its starting to really boggle my brain. Maybe its not just you, you lust over the loli but youre smart and are just a nice guy. thats cool. but why the heck are /b/tards eating this up, myself included?

>>17609762
No, this was around when I was a child

and it's kinda 20 years ago.

>>17609643

Ok i understand.

Well in France, nobody can stop Nurse to kissing children... and sometimes, french children wish they're americans :)

Live in Japan must be sad for that but... kiss 20 girls every morning (sometimes 4 kiss...) it's long... very long.

Did somebody say "Sweet Chin Music?" Because I thought I heard "Sweet Chin Music."


I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy

I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

>>17609543

Just to expand, The Secret Garden is about a little girl who lost her family and who is always mean and frustrated at the start. She's sent to a distant relative's house to live with. She slowly gets better socially after a grumpy old gardener remark to her "I think we're alike, we both don't like people and we both don't realise it". Later on, she discovers that there is a sick boy also living in the relative's house but stays shut in his room all the time. Everybody tells him that he's sick and crippled (bad back). She brings him outside, introduce him to a farm boy, they work together in a (secret) garden and in the end he yells "See! I'm alright! I'm not sick! (IN YOUR FACE!)", which makes the old gardener cry.

It's an incredibly positive book.

>>17609671
Oh, or Moomins books! They're a bit inbetween a kid's book and a regular book. Some pictures, but mostly text. They have chapters.

Some Moomins books I like: Comet in Moominland, Moominsummer Madness, Moominland Winter, and Finn Family Moomintroll.

>>17609853
Because it lets us horrible people have hope for the rest of the world, Atleast thats what I get out of reading this

>>17609853
I dunno, I'd never experienced anything like this in /b/ before either...I mean, it's /b/. But, as a /b/tard that regards, with extreme disdain, the vast majority of other internets communities as vile pits of retarded excrement, where else was I going to post it?

Getting ready to punch out for the day, I decided to see her one last time before I left. Hesitant, I walked up to her door hoping that she was still asleep. The last thing I wanted to do was to make her restless before I headed out. Ever so quietly, I opened to door and creeped into her room. She was sleeping, and I was glad. I stood there for a moment, staring I couldn't help but get a bit teary-eyed at how fragile her frame was. Not wanting to disturb her, I hurriedly went over to her waste receptacle and removed her used catheter bag that was discarded earlier in the day. I put end up to my to my nose and smelled the light scent of urine and sex. My eyebrow raised. While obviously underaged, could my brief interactions with her these past few days somehow have had a physiological on her body? Perhaps she would soon be able to accept me fully.

I stuffed the catheter bag into my sweat pants and hurried home with an almost inhuman speed. As I type this now, I've been masturbating almost constantly for two hours straight, only stopping once to print out my LazyTown fanfiction. I sense good things for the future my friends.

>>17609853
Because despite the fact that the primary purpose of /b/ is to be all that is wrong with man most of us are actually decent people.

I repeat: Why a nurse? Why not a doctor?

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The first book I recall actually reading through to the end as a kid was Tuck Everlasting. Though it's been so long that I've forgotten if it contained anything which may be unsettling to a girl who's been through what she has.

>>17609919
I know, I know it turns out nicely. Fuck, the christmas stage in Elite Beat Agents turns out nicely too (assuming you don't fuck it up).

I still likely wouldn't try and get her to play it (which, yes, I've considered, playing DS with her). Not a matter of the content itself, but the person experiencing it.

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>>17610077
Failtroll is fail? Or are you seriously asking?

>>17609989
what

>>17610077

Well, here was his response yesterday:

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(Post replying to)OP is a faketyfakefakefakeyfake. Posts are too well written for a failure of a registered nurse.

You know, despite making jokes about it at times myself, it's comments like this that piss me off sometimes. It's bad enough that the vast majority of doctors treat us like drooling retards, but the general disrespect from laymen that've seen an episode of ER and think we're barely qualified to change a bandaid makes me want to stab them.

Then suture there.

People say there's a doctor shortage (and there is, admittedly), but they have no idea how thinly stretched and dangerous the medical system is in some places simply due to not having enough skilled nurses. And why? Because when you're a nurse, you have to deal with this whole 'so, why didn't you become a doctor?'.

>>17609989
Nice try but you fail

>>17610241

WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy

I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

>>17609989
Try harder

>>17610221

I cried on that level.

It reminded me of our little amputee D:

>>17610301

I don't give a shit, that still doesn't answer the question. You're pretending to give me information while avoiding the actual question.

>>17610265

>>17609989
I FUCKING LOL'D. you suck and even he wouldn't mongle you.

>>17606714
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Stop crapping up /b/ with this emo bullshit, get a blog set up, and GO AWAY. This girl is going to be in need of care for months, if not years. You gonna hang around here, posting every time the girl courageously farts, or whimsically fills in her My First Molestor coloring book you got her? /b/ isn't a fucking soap opera. GTFO.

>>17608370

if you get her something, and I'm sure you will, make sure to keep the receipt, write sup /b/ on it, blend out any information that could get you traced and post it

not that I don't believe you, but then you will a) be rid of all these fag trolls and b) will become even more epic than you are now

commencing to post oekaki of amputee-chan, because it moves me to tears ;_;

>>17610403

Okay then, I'm not OP, but the answer is probably due to the money, time, and effort involved in becoming a doctor. 4+ years and the money that goes along with being in college isn't exactly appealing. And becoming a nurse is hard enough.

I was going to draw a pic of her and I was just wondering, in which side of the room is her bed, u said it was by a wall, dose that make her lie on the left or right side when turning out from the wall?

>>17610403
Fuck you, nigger. You don't deserve an answer.

this is the most heartwarming picture of all time ;_;

>>17609989
Meh, I give you a B-.

In any case, I think the OP is a good man and I'm silently keeping my thumbs up for the situation. I also believe that pedo is a wrong term. I think any /b/tard in his situation would take notice and do something for her. I think there's at least that much good left in everyone.

pic slightly related.

>>17610649
Make me, jew.

>>17610785

We have ways.

Hey guys. Wats up?

sage

> Hey /b/. Since the people that seem interested in this haven't told me to stop yet, I'll give it at least one more go. Suppose today's reaction will help determine just where, or if, I'll go with it in the future.

Are you dense? You can never stop! Anonymous has invested too much emotional capital in this story and will not be satisfied until we see a result. And since that will probably take years, you're ours now. Get used to it.

sage?

sage!

>>17610681


OP LISTEN TO THIS MAN!

sage

/b is /copypasta now anyway. There's no other reason to even come here at the moment.

sage.sage.

>>17610732

Please OP if you are still here, answer my question or it's going to drive me mad :P

>>17610732
If one were to 'face' the room from outside the hallway, and the far wall from the door/hallway wall were posited as 'North', the door would be in the south-east corner, her bed is at the northwest corner, length-wise against the west wall top-wise against the north wall, her bedside table is up along the top, at the north wall, there's a window above it, a dresser and the lone chair are in the northeast corner, the door leading to her bathroom is south of her bed, near the southwest corner. Her wheelchair is generally between her bedside table and the dresser.

The window has bars on it, unfortunately...designed to keep senile patients from trying to climb or break out of them...

sage.sage.sage.

>>17610995
Just did.

>>17610785

this is what you meant, right?

sage! sage!

>>17610997
Diagram pls.

>>17610997

wow thanks a lot^^

oooo yeah

hmm... seems /b/ has become reality tv for the internet, amirite?

>>17610869
Cute stuff, really. You're just precious.

But since the point here, as I've said, was to keep people that wanted to be updated, updated, and there's a lot more of them than there is you, aren't you by default no longer part of the legion of anonymous, but an lone hero wannabe trying to elevate your desires above them?

Tsk tsk. You fail, but go ahead and keep trying.

To OP,
This may sound gay but thanks. I'm still in high school and thinking about what I should do for the rest of my life. Though this story, real or not, has been quite strange, it has really helped me decide that I would like to be someway involved in Medicine be it Nurse, Doctor, or w/e. I wish you good luck in helping stablilize this girl's life.

> if you get her something, and I'm sure you will, make sure to keep the receipt, write sup /b/ on it, blend out any information that could get you traced and post it

OK why do people keep saying this. How would this prove anything? That just proves he's bought something; not that he's given it to a delicious flat-chested amputee.

For the record, I believe the OP. I just think this retarded form of 'proof' is, well, retarded.

Picture is of my two daughters, because I figure it'll be relevant to the interests of many of the people reading the thread. Which, I, uh, hope don't include any members of my family. In retrospect this was a dumb thing to do.

Sager is pathetic.

OP, I don't think you should give up posting on 4chan. Today's thread is a bit slower than the others because pretty much the same thing happened as the day before, but the are overall intresting. Good luck with whatever you decide to do.

HAY Nurse-kun.

Is it possible for the loli to be albino or something?

>>17608370
Thought you said you were going home to visit family for the weekend?

Anyway. When I was around that age, I liked reading comics with my mom. Bring some Calvin and Hobbes.

books go.

>>17611173
Good for you! I was in a similar position, picking between doctor, paramedic, or nurse, and I'll admit that nurse was the last of the three choices. But here I am, and I'd say it's been a rewarding choice, and I'm glad I made it, though I have little but admiration for paramedics and doctors as well, though the latter can be pricks at times, but hey.

>>17611228
I meant, home to visit fambly for christmas. That spelling error was intentional, yo. Anyway! Like I said, go calvin and hobbes, dude. You can't go wrong with Suzy's delicious flat chest.

>>17611200
Probably. Oh well, too late now, INTERNETS IS FOREVER, etc.

See, this is why I'm not.

Book requests eh? Clearly you have to get her Densha Otoko.

>>17611226
Well, I guess it WAS possible, back when she was still a hypothetical combination of her parents' genes, but she isn't, so...

Here's a link to an Amazon list of "Enchanting books for girls ages 7-14"

http://www.amazon.com/Enchanting-Stories-Girls-ages-7-14/lm/2WY53X94YKP4B

Might find that a decent starting place if you're interested in getting her a book for Christmas.

Hay, anybody from wiki. Take over. I'm bored and tired so I'm no longer leeching every single post Nurse-kun is making.

I can't wait for the denouement of this tale. Not when it turns out to be crippled orphan loli pooper, but when it turns out to be a Bel Air to end all Bel Airs.

>>17611228
No, I said I was probably going to spend at least part of the day with them. Which I'll try to, for the morning, at least. I'll likely be working the day and night shift, still, though.

It's not a very long trip to the family home, so it isn't that big a deal to go both ways in one day/morning.

>>17611456
> denouement
Is that a word?

hay do we still liek corm?

>>17611432
Thank you, this is quite helpful.

yes, and so is "bloviate"

>>17607247
I'm not a pedo, but I'm the non-pedo you were probably arguing with. (I'm the one who became a namefag for a short time to lessen the confusion)

>>17611137

better a lone hero than what /b/ has become.

>>17611200
That wasn't even retrospect, you hadn't even bloody posted them

>>17611137

but maybe you're right

>>17611523
Yes.

>>17611633
I was roleplaying myself from about 3 seconds in the future.

Are you doing anything special for christmas for her?

>>17611137

maybe i'm the one who needs to STFU, GTFO, and let /b/ become the piss-weak fusion of Livejournal and Something Awful it's trying so damn hard to become

>>17611137

or maybe not

>>17611228
>Bring some Calvin and Hobbes.

I agree with this.

WoW Undead PORN!

Calvin & Hobbes - overrated comic or overratedest comic?

>>17611256
Same person as before who wants to be involved in medicine.
My mom died during my 7th grade summer break. My school counceler and some other governmental people tried to help, but I just ignored them. Though this girl's predicament is much much different, I do know that she needs to actually talk about this to someone who she thinks cares. I felt much better when I talked out about my feelings of the whole experience, but it's still something hard to go through.
OP if she really begins to trust you and shit, then you can help her more mentally than all of those phyciatrists can ever do. It just might be hard for you to get that close being your a nurse and she's your patient, but that's all the advice I can give. GL

>>17609170
KAMA SUTRA, Sep 10,2002
Reviewer: Anonymous
Kama Sutra Book

This book to me is a reference type of book. It gives you the background of kama sutra and is filled with color photos. I did not see as many positions that the Kama Sutra is known for in this book. However, reading the information was informative and there are some ideas in the book worth looking at.

>>17611740
I'm still not sure, I'm considering the possibilities. If I do work christmas day, I'll have to deal with all the patients, not just her, so dedicated and singular attention/events for her are unlikely to happen...I'll have to speak with the rest of the staff about all this over the next few days.

Nurse-kun, keep up the good work. My mother was a CNA and several of my friends have nurses for mothers. I've seen the horrid conditions people can end up in while staying in the nursing home.

Thank whatever gods you worship that you can do something for this little girl.

>>17611745
Maybe you should.

>>17611200
Ted?! I'm telling Katherine, you asshole!

>>17611226

desu

Who you gonna call?

OMG WHERE IS THAT GREEN EYEBALL TOUCHING THAT MONSTAR

THIS WAS REALLY THE BEST ONE IN THE SERIES

JAR JAR WAS THE BEST

OH SHIT LOOK OUT FISHES!!!!

>>17611964
Well, I can only try. I mean, even as terrible as they can be, and I am aware of those boundries, at least the vast majority of people living in nursing homes are at the end of their lives, their hopes and dreams and triumphs behind them...whereas it's just the opposite for her. Which makes the degrading and hopeless aspects of even the best nursing homes...well...

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>>17612147
At this point, you're just bored, aren't you?

RUN AWAY MANGLED-CHAN

Good luck nurse-kun. My mother is an LPN in a nursing home so I have some idea of what goes on.

Nurse-kun. Don't listen to all the sagers. You're doing an awesome thing here. An amazing story so far.

>>17612252
Fuck this made me lol.

OMG FULL RECOVERY LOL

Please let her watch ghost in the shell ;_;

>>17611978
Already answered, but just to address anyone considering drawing her:

You're the artists. Draw her however you like. I've provided the description...if you feel like straying from it, however, like, well, whatever floats your boats.

>>17612252
Mangled-chan > Amputee-chan

Give the gift of pecker ghost.

>>17609853

Because it's every true /b/tards fantasy.

Should have been motoko-chan

>>17612329
Oh god it's the horrible pecker-ghost. I thought I had managed to erase that memory. Fuck you 4chan, I'm leaving.

>>17612309
That's a bit mature for someone her age...and...I mean, assuming you're talking about the episode I assume you are, wouldn't that be a bit cruel?

'Ho ho, just look at this poor little girl and boy, in this situation. Oh, but look! They got robot bodies!'

'...no, you can't have one.'

>>17612446

I see yor point but it might at least give her a glimmer of hope. Prosthetics are improving rapidly and it might actually give her somethin to aspire to...

>>17612312
Signed. From now on she's Mangled-chan.

This thread is being watched by the FBI. Just for your information.

>>17612309
Great Idea!
Stand alone complex second gig!
watch it!

I forgot which rule it was, but one of the rules of /b/ is:

The more innocent and pure a thing is, the more fun it is to corrupt it.

>>17612744
Not that I'd doubt it, but you got any evidence of this? Because really, that would make my day.

>>17612956

>>17610647

GTFO

Amid a god damn SEA of annoying copypasta, unfunny memes, and THAT FUCKING JEW, this story right here is the best thing 4chan has going for istelf right now. Anonymous approves.

Well, you might decide not to keep going daily, but please keep us informed one way or another.

>>17613397
This, too, will be pasta'd, but for now it is original content and Anonymous is content with that.

>>17613485
I'll try to, though it's starting to seem like daily updates aren't wanted. I'm not here to make /b/ unhappy, after all.

>>17613630

Well, if nothing really happens, don't post. Today was ok, I think, but if posted everyday anonymous will lost intrest.

But please please PLEASE keep going.

>>17613630

Lurker here, and I enjoy it very much.

So do it for us lurkers who rarely post, and keep us updated. :>

weekly updates r fine too. nurse-kun wednesday etc. just don't forget about us, this story is the itty bitty delicious biscuit floating on top the sea of shit that is 4chan.

>>17613625

Good. The paradox here, is although I generally hate pasta, I am honored whenever something I say is pasta'd :)

>>17613888
>>17613397

GTFO

Amid a god damn SEA of annoying copypasta, unfunny memes, and THAT FUCKING JEW, this story right here is the best thing 4chan has going for istelf right now. Anonymous approves.

>>17613932

GTFO

Amid a god damn SEA of annoying copypasta, unfunny memes, and THAT FUCKING JEW, this story right here is the best thing 4chan has going for istelf right now. Anonymous approves.

>>17610649

Ha ha very true

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>>17606714

I AM LINKING TO THE FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD, WHICH NOW NO LONGER PROBABLY HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE THREAD ITSELF

PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO

keep up the good work

>>17614067

That's it, abondon thread.

See ya next update, anonynurse.

>>17613630
THEY ARE WANTED >< At least I want them. I love reading your stories, Nurse-kun...Keep posting!

.

DAILY UPDATES SUCKS!

>>17614525
FUCK YOU BABY FUCKER

>>17613630
They are wanted, in blog form.

>>17610777

awwwww

BOOK SUGGESTION:

Momo, by Michael Ende (you have to order it on Amazon)

or The Neverending Story (which you can find in a store)

Both choices are sure to NOT insult her reading level.

at this rate she'll be bobbing her golden head up and down on your turgid fuck stalk within a week.

kudos.

>>17614605
BABY FUCK BABY FUCK
IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!

>>17614872
Go to the wiki, then. If you want a blog for comments, read the threads archived from here. It's not like comments /b/ would leave on a blog would be any less offtopic than comments on a thread

>>17611345

nani?.