everyone gather 'round. nurse-kun is back!

hello nurse-kun!

I like where this is going.

WIKI UPDATING MODE IS TEH GOES

A new pic, neato... like the old one though.

I may have to draw something GOOD soon for you guys.

Oh and in before raep and bel-air.

I bet people are missing this cause of the different pic.

Also type faster god damnit, are you really that slow?

Damn it all to hell - starts just as I have to go to work - I hate missing out.

Right on nurse-kun. I'm likin' where this is heading. Keep us posted, i'll Wiki it if i notice first.

>>17555176
I said, first, that I was glad that she liked my gift, noting that the mini-bear was actually sitting on the bed at her side, between her body and the wall. She didn't say anything, just looked down a bit, perhaps in a partial nod; I then took a small breath...and told her I was sorry. That I shouldn't have asked her to keep it secret, and that I'd told everyone that I gave it to her, so she didn't have to worry about that anymore. I then told her that the other nurses and I were making a list for santa, and she should think about a list of what might be nice to get for christmas.

She...it's hard to put into words, but she looked like an older kid being told something about santa, who plays along to humor a loved one, even though they don't really believe in him anymore. She didn't laugh it off, or make a joke, but just looked up at me...and nodded again, slowly, saying "Okay." quietly. I felt bad, but tried not to let it show, and forged ahead.

I told her that if she ever wanted to talk about anything, or tell someone something, or ask for anything, that she could call me. That I would be happy to help, trying not to phrase it along the lines of 'it's my job', since it was clear she only thought anyone was doing anything for her for that reason. She looked down again at that...and didn't say anything, or nod, or anything. It was discomforting, but I had to be understanding, and just smiled again, and said I'd be there if she needed anything, again, and said I'd let her get some sleep. Then I got up, moved the chair back, and moved to leave the room, leaving her alone again.

I will laugh at you all when this is just the most epic bel-air of all time.

Dang, Im not familiar with nurse-kun. Prly cuz Im not usually on around this time.

Link to record of this stuff?

no one's reported mr pedo nurse yet? with all the details he's given it'd be easy to find out exactly which patient this is. assuming this is real, of course.

http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

Wait? This is a pedo thread?

FUCK YOU

>>17555687

I am wiki faster ruuawr

>>17555772
Leave /b/ furfag, this guy is doing a public service.

Hello nurse-kun!

>>17555772
murk loar

This thread is the only thing I get out of bed for, most days

>>17555781
DAMN YOU. Ok, i won't do it then. I'll keep watching some other stuff and updating the wiki to see the progress.

Anyways, hugs to Nurse-Kun. You get a HEART from me! <3

cripple-chan <3

I'm not quite sure if this is really him. The way it's written seems kinda...different.

>>17555772

Learn to read the wiki for history and then GTFO dipshit

YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT.
YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT.

>>17555772
WAIT, ITS A GUY?!

>>17555688
I don't see why you'd feel bad about this at all - either you're doing a good thing (which you shouldn't feel bad about) or a bad thing (which you shouldn't feel bad about).

If you're going the 'bad' way, fucking get used to the idea. Guilt/depression/etc is just going to stand in your way in the long run, so deal with it now and press on. Seriously. If you want to do it, you're going to have to commit yourself to the task and not look back, otherwise you're just going to have an emotional implosion.

If you do the 'good' thing, well, just bloody feel good about it. Or cut yourself like an emo.

I don't really care either way, Anonymous is just trying to look out for you in the way Anonymous does.

>>17555880
iz dat sum trevor brown?

>>17556104
I believe he's feeling bad because he just got given a "you don't really think I'm that stupid do you" look by the loli.

>>17555176
Not much happened for a while, then. I killed time as usual, reading through the day's updates on conditions, playing my DS and reading a new book I'd picked up earlier, answering a call from a man in his 90s that suffers from severe arthritis that sometimes makes sleeping hard around 3:30, and providing him some painkillers and a sleep aid, and helping him get comfortable in the meantime. Nothing too special, really...except for what happened when I was on my way back to my station after I finished taking care of him.

I was passing by her room...and I heard something. The doors are rather thin, a quirk of cheap construction, and as I paused, and moved my ear closer to hers, I could start to make out...crying. I hesitated...she hadn't called for me, I would've gotten a signal from my pager, on my belt, if she had; maybe she didn't want my attention, maybe she didn't want anything. This could go badly. But I had already made a decision, one I'd informed her of just a few hours earlier. A decision not to just sit by and do nothing...a decision that I wanted to try and help her.

I opened her door.

>>17556199

In before emotional loli

>>17556199

SPOILER: She masturbated

Why can't you write all this stuff out beforehand and then paste it quickly? I mean seriously. Arghlblarghlarghl.

someone saved the second and third thread? I participated in them but had to leave early both times so I couldn't save

>>17556199
OH SHI--

>>17556343
2nd'ed

good story, but srsly.. :)

>>17556389
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

Murkl loar it's already been linked

>>17556389
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

There is a link for the copies of the whole threads somewhere in there too.

i kinda like the suspence

for idiots who didn't read the previous threads and who are sageing this here is the backstory: http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

>>17556479
>>17556488

thanks, didn't know that they now have the complete threads

/r/ yesterday's thread.

>>17556492
I'm happy with the suspense of having to wait a day for the next instalment these ten minutes gaps are a pain

I can't believe no one has said this yet, but there's a backstory on http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

>>17556542
http://www.chae-game.com/vinc/damaged_goods/

Get the fuck out, Kirk.

>>17556586

as a matter of fact, it's been said ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES IN THIS THREAD ALREADY
gtfo

>>17556199
Buttsex to follow

http://www.chae-game.com/vinc/damaged_goods/ is not up-to-date

FUCK YES, MOAR.

>>17556623
lool troll'd

>>17556658

right, the third thread is missing.

/r/ third thread

>>17556623
Y'know about this little thing called sarcasm right

GENTLEMEN MY BALLS ARE TURNING BLUE

>>17556586
It has. GTFO.

>>17555176
She was on her right side in her bed, facing the wall, with her hand up near her face, though I couldn't see exactly what was happening there, clearly. She was making...well, the sounds a child crying, but trying to both stop crying and to keep anyone else from noticing, makes; a painful sound, whimpers and sobs choked by tears...I was almost paralyzed at the door, not sure what to do...she hadn't reacted to me yet, perhaps not having heard me.

Then I made out a word amidst the sounds, and it broke my heart worse than anything else ever had, which took a lot. "Mom...mom..."...she was whispering it, with a mixture of need and hopelessness that...it just...it hurt to hear almost as much as it was clearly hurting her to say.

I couldn't hold back anymore at that, stepping closer, slowly, and gently saying her name to get her attention and announce my presence. She started noticibly at that announcement, her body tensing as she curled up tighter and turned her face further away from me, almost grinding it into her pillow, telling me, in a wet voice, fortunately not quite loud enough to likely wake her neighbours, to go away, and leave her alone. I frowned in a bit of frustration, considering whether that would be a wise thing to do, then firmed my resolve, and stepped up to the side of her bed. I said her name again, quietly, gently, not reaching out yet, still hesitant about going too far, and finding no words appropriate for this situation, I didn't say anything else, and could just move to kneel there, watching her painfully.

hes doing the lords work.

>>17556758

STOP IT IT BREAKS MY HEART <3 ;_;

in b4 bel air

This is so sad.

>>17556758

;__________________________;

Why couldn't you just tell me you bought her that DS and she was crying because she lost a life?

omg it's so sad T_T

>>17556893

that would be as opposed to awfully sad just awfully cute <3

>>17556758

Nurse-kun has moved Anonymous to tears ;__;

TEARS

>>17556893
nah nigga she lost 2 lives, her mom and her dad

>>17555696

It's a trap !!!

FBI hide under the bed

>>17556955
WTF Anonymous has no feelings... stop crying you sensitive bitch

>>17557088
Anonymous has feelings NOW.

>>17557088

gtfo, now there is another thing besides fry's dog that moves anonymous to tears, you heartless monster

oh in b4 I'm the cancer that's killing /b/

omg! soooooooo sad T____T

Ok, that aside, MOAR.

I'm not really sure what I would have done in this situation. I probably wouldn't have walked in because I know she wouldn't want to let anyone know she was crying. On the other hand think she really doesn't want to be alone.
In the end though, I think it would have been best to wait and talk to her about it when she's feeling better.

If it wasn't for the undertones of pedo, this would be even more adorable.

Hell, even with the pedo, it's cute.

>>17556955
Yes. But why the sage?


MOAR!

>>17556758
NURSE-KUN HAS BROUGHT /b/ TO TEARS.

>>17557250

Because I'm a dumbass and I was saging that "7 days" thread.

>>17557088
jesus people. its not like its futurama or anything.

SAD STORY IS SAD

>>17557237

nah I think he did the right thing

WWM
We Want Moar!

Related to OP's story.

>>17557237
The /b/tard's handbook advises that in this situation the correct action is to enter and masturbate onto the crying girl's face

I'm glad we never actually follow the /b/tard's handbook IRL

Story is now a confirmed fake. Game over.

>>17557373

oh god, what have you done ;_;

>>17557430
gtfo. Fake or not, it's an awesome story.

>>17557430
prove it.

>>17557430

why you think that, fag?

>>17557430

Someone going "hey this is fake" is not confirmation a story is fake. Provide the proof.

WWM

>>17555176
This went on for another couple of minutes, almost, but it seemed a lot longer...until it finally became too much, and I reached out to, carefully, rest my right hand on her left shoulder, which was still shaking as she seemed to be trying to clamp down on herself, so to speak; I said her name again...and I told her...it'd be ok, that she wasn't alone...taking a guess from my discussion with the resident shrink yesterday, I told her that bad dreams can't hurt us if we wake up and let the light chase them away, similar advice I'd given my little brother once, though it seemed weak for this situation.

She started crying again after I said that, and I was worried I'd just made things worse, when she moved to grab my hand and rolled over to face me, her face soaked with tears, and in such pain...she looked up at me for just a half-second, then clenched her eyes shut and started sobbing brokenly, what was left of her entire body shaking. My heart started to ache even worse than it had just a moment earlier, and...I did what came naturally, despite all my thoughts and worries about consequences...I leaned in and wrapped my free arm around her loosely, just holding her.

>>17556758
She turned to me and I could see the tears on her cheeks. She waited a second and then she smiled at me. I smiled back, wiped away the tears on her cheeks and asked her, as gently as I could, to tell me anything she wanted.

She paused for a moment, looked at me with that one cute eye, then started; "..mom", then she broke down in tears. This broke my heart even more than before, but also gave me a raging boner. I quickly locked the door, ran back to her, pulled down my boxers, flipped her over to her stomach and ripped off her panties.

OH MY GOD, /b/, not even YOU have ever seen an ass this beautiful. As I was feeling like spilling my whites all over her naked back but I managed to stick it in JUST before exploding all over her insides. She was crying all the time ofcourse, but she stopped when I entered her butt. I think I could feel her dying right then and there, but I ofcourse didn't notice till HOURS later, when I was finally done with her.

/b/.. this has been the greatest week of my life. NOW WHAT DO I DO? (sorry for trolling it up but I just had to. I'm not OP if anyone was still in doubt)

>>17555176
a once mildly entertaining unbelievable story has been turned into complete shit over the course of several days.

You have two choices, show some proof, or bel-air this shit and save yourself some dignity.

>>17557550

...I can't even say anything... ;_____; op, you have a good heart ;____;

>>17557620

I lol'd

bring in the raptors!!

>>17557620
lol @ split-second failure

>>17557620
fucking kill yourself.

Something I'd like to point out (assuming it hasn't been pointed out already, I haven't read through the previous threads in their entirety).

This is /b
It's known that /b is monitored by the FBI.
Thus, the FBI knows who you are, where you work, where you live, and an officer is probably reading this right over your shoulder right now.

On the highly likely chance that this is copypasta, congratulations! This is the best I've seen.

>>17557620

hahaha, oh wow.

hey come on, this is a good story.
Let him tell it.

>>17557620

Not the OP, but I loled

>>17557620
No.

>>17557620

Suhumn wrong here.

in b4 fags who think >>17557620 is the op

>>17557720
go away, mister raincloud.
this is our parade.

or it may be propelled out of her meat flaps

>>17557620
IN DURING STATING THE OBVIOUS: FAKE

>>17557620
Needed more Bel-air tbh.

>>17557716
Yeah.. FUCK.. I was kinda hesitating before pressing submit cus I was kinda sure I had already failed. I hate people Bel-Airing everything, but THIS I just couldn't resist. I feel for the girl tho. Hope he doesn't pooper her just yet.

>>17557620

I lol'd. Type faster next time.

>>17557550

In b4 adoption.

Keep it comming OP.

>>17557620
I wish you were OP. This would have been a great and hilarious ending.

>>17557720
That's not exactly how it works.
>>17557620
Best troll ever.
>>17557643
dignity? on my /b/?

YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU SAY YOU KNOW KARATE, WELL I KNOW KARAZY I'M ALWAYS ROCKING AND ROLLING I PARTY EVERY NIGHT, WELL NOT EVERY NIGHT BUT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT.

>>17557716
>>17557840

He was out by a minute and half not a split second, ultrafail

Fake or not, it's threads like this which elevate /b/ a bit above the daily sludge of copypasta meme spam, that much I think we can all agree on.

>>17557948
Is FBI
Is reading this over nurse-kun's shoulder
RUN NURSE KUN

where's the enxt section?

my dick is getting soft

If this asshole wasn't bullshitting you, he would be posting pictures. You're all pathetic assholes for believing this drivvel.

Nurse-kun's threads have quickly become part of my daily routine. I love you Nurse-kun.

>>17558088

fuck you, densha otoko didn't post pics, either

>>17558088
it's good drivvel though^^

>>17557956
Hence the "I think I've already failed but its worth a shot"

>>17558088

Completely missing the point, where it's real or not is irrelevant, it's still an interesting story

>>17557150
gb2/Gaia/ youy faggot.

>>17558088

Densha Otoko Bitch.

This stuff is as good or better.

Of course, the story has just started.

>>17557620
Hilarious troll. Good job.

>>17558011

>>17558128

He couldn't post pics for obvious reasons, the biggest one being that 2ch is not an imageboard.

>>17555176
(I'm sorry this is taking so long, but it's a bit hard to write, as it's bringing back still-fresh memories of the event, and, well, I'm an emotions-fag I guess, I know, I know, GTFO, etc)

We stayed that way, more or less, for what was at least a few minutes, although I hadn't checked my watch ahead of time, and couldn't be sure...slowly, she started to calm down, and the sobs began to lessen, as did the trembling in her small form, just how small, all in all, as even my prior up-close experiences hadn't really made evident to me. Finally, she was quiet, save for an occasional sniffling, and I drew back carefully...I wasn't sure exactly what was going to happen, but flinching away as if something bad had just happened didn't seem like a good idea at all, for either of us. I looked down at her, her face a mess, my scrubs wet where it'd been pressed, and offered a very small, what I hoped was understanding without being amused, smile, and said, again, that it'd be okay, not knowing what else to say.

I reached, with some contortions considering she was still holding onto my right hand, and it was on my right, over to drag the kleenex box from her bedside table over to an easier usage distance, and started to gently dry her face off, wiping her nose and helping her blow it, and generally just cleaning her up a bit...she stayed quiet through the whole process, keeping her eyes averted from mine, but not turning away...and holding onto my hand with her own the whole time, too.

I work for the FBI, but in all honesty. I don't really care. I don't get paid enough.

>>17558183

I hate you, because I come to /b/ to be an emotionless son of a bitch, and then you make me an emo fag and cling onto every last one of your posts.

I love you.

>>17557738
>>17557825

HE WROTE THAT AT THE END OF THE TROLL POSTS YOU STUPID FUCKS

>>17558183

don't gtfo, we all share the same feelings ;___; go on ;___; good work, too! ;___;

> I reached, with some contortions considering she was still holding onto my right hand, and it was on my right, over to drag the kleenex box from her bedside table over to an easier usage distance, and started to gently dry her face off, wiping her nose and helping her blow it, and generally just cleaning her up a bit...she stayed quiet through the whole process, keeping her eyes averted from mine, but not turning away...and holding onto my hand with her own the whole time, too.

/r/ fanart of this scene

>>17558217

I knew half the fucking FBI was anon. D<

>>17558217

/b/: in ur gov't, corrupting ur officials

>>17558183
well done, you are a hero!

why are so many people crying here? i know it's emotional... but shit like this happens everyday everywhere.

>>17558369
My own theory is that every single person on /b is FBI except me, and you're all pretending to be these awful internet personalities without realizing that you're all right next to each other.
Fuck Amerikka.

>>17558455
Yes but it doesn't get posted up on /b/ for us to read about you twatmackerel.

Dammit, why do you make us have emotions ;____;
I come here to be a monster, and you ruin it for me ;__;
God Bless you sir. ;_;

>>17558477
HE KNOWS.
TAKE HIM OUT.

>>17557620

i lol'd

>>17558541
FUCK I WAS RIGHT

>>17558422
moar leik an hero

>>17558525
>>twatmackerel

Good word, bro.

This gets me every time

>>17558165

The gaia thing was added to attemp some funny when I made fun of the kiddies going omg T________T

>>17558183

Perfect. Will now be a produced anime named Untitled.

Random image from my /b/ folder to keep everyone amused until OP posts again.

May or may not be related.

I missed you, naasu otoko. I had actually forgotten all about your trials and tribulations until I read "...from the later-working nurses for my ideas." I was actually wondering what the hell this post was about. Then after the words "nurses" and "ideas" I remembered, and the pic made sense.

Needs moar pooper.

>>17558183

She was still holding my hand as I finished cleaning her face. When I was done, I leaned in again and put my free arm around her. Again thinking of nothing else to say, I told her that it'd be ok. I slid the scalpel out of my pocket and slit her throat in a quick single movement. She looked up with horror in her eyes as the blood started pouring out of her throat with an expression on her face that asked why. I looked at her, shrugged, and told her that this is what happens when you lay your hands on my butterfinger, bitch.

>>17558617
Thanks, I got it off the insane girlfriend of a friend of mine at school.

>>17558591

oh tehn I'm a apolojizing for ma bad egnlich

>>17558477
You will be "suicided" shortly. Please remain at your computer.

>>17558183

Sounds like you made the right call in going to her. I'm sure the therapists and doctors she usually sees are well meaning professionals, but having some honest human contact not in the vein of just "doing your job" is probably what she needed.

I'm usually a jittery mess in situations involving crying children or adults, so I give you credit for what sounds like a deft handling of the situation.

>>17558705
once is lol, twice is maybe lol, after this not funny.

>>17558759
It's a meme. AN HERO! MURK LOAR!

>>17558705

OP's post would be longer, shoul'd have filled it up with she's so fucking cute copypasta.

>>17558705

ahahahahah

>>17557720
In all serious though OP, what do you think about the fact that you and your actions are known and being monitored by government officials? Frankly, I'd be kind of freaked out

Unless of course this is all copypasta and you're wasting your government's time and money.

At this point, I'm just typing stuff that looks as un-spamlike as possible in an attempt to get this noticed at some point. Hopefully it won't backfire.

>>17558705
I lol'd. And I'm gonna be thrown into hell for laughing.

>>17558907

As long as he doesn't mess with football, he'll be ok.

>>17558907

For helping this kid out? FBI would have us all arested if just saying you'd stick it in the girl's pooper was illegal.

>>17558705

Brilliant.

>>17558910

lol I'm probably going to hell for writing it. Oh and I failed, it's finger on my butterfinger, not hand. Doh!

>>17559019

or dA. Some 7chan kid got vanned last night for conspiring to distribute porns to minors, lol.

>>17558183

LOL SO HARD AT READING THIS IF YOU BELIEVE THE TROLL WAS OP

>>17559051

Hehe.. I'm
>>17558910
and
>>17557620

I'm going to a deeper hell than you.

here, /b/, have another random image

again, may or may not be related.

>>17559083
got any more info on this?

op, where are you? ;_;

>>17559083

seriously? details please

>>17559031
>>17559019
What I'm saying is that since we know /b is monitored, and this is a popular meme, it's safe to conclude that the FBI is following this as closely or closer than we we are. Although the OP has insisted repeatedly that there's nothing sexual about this whole situation, the OP's language strays a little to the rapey-er side of the spectrum. Assuming this is all real, if I were in the OPs position, I'd be a little freaked out and more than a little paranoid.

>>17555176
Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck. Quick Reply ate my final post. Rewriting...sorry...

where is op?
I need and ending, with promise of more.

>>17559312

Not a meme. Murk Loar. You fail.

>>17559326

FUCKING FIREFOX PLUGIN GLRAFAFAFAEJVJVKI

>>17559326

Whatever, as long as there's more comming. This is delicious.

>>17559276

Looks like the thread's still there

http://img.7chan.org/i/res/47766.html

Pic very related.

>>17559254

Probably just been arrested. I hope.

>>17559312

the FBI is most likely weeping as much as we do over this heartwarming story ;_;

to op:
oh shi-- use reply next time =O

>>17559394
This is a story that has already spawned the amputee-tan meme, I have no doubt that the story as a whole will be a meme at some point in the near future.

>>17559326
CLIFFHANGER OF THE CENTURY

>>17559326
its ok, just hurry up.

>>17559312

Probably why he isn't posting pics with "sup /b/?" written on his forehead like some dumbasses want him to do.

>>17555176
I brushed her hair back to some semblance of non-mussedness with my free hand, carefully, and tucked her back in, drawing her rumpled sheets back up over her, adjusting her pillow as best I could. She looked up at me as I was doing this, then, just watching me, whatever she was feeling too hard for me, at least, to read.

And then I just remained kneeling where I was, and stayed next to her, trying to keep smiling in a reassuring and gentle manner despite my own worked up feelings. She continued watching me, quietly, her small hand squeezing my own all the while...until, after a few minutes, her eyes slowly drooped shut, and she began to relax further...and a few minutes later, she was asleep again. I waited a few more minutes, not wanting to wake her, before carefully extricating my hand from her grasp...I reached over her and found the mini-bear under her pillow, near the wall, and slipped it into her curled fingers in my place. Then I stood, again carefully, and quietly, left the room...

>>17559326
no, no, no. not the final. you have to write moar.

>>17559704
You did the right thing... and she knows it. No more pooper jokes from this part of the gallery.

>>17559704

And that's all?!?!?!?

What happened next ;.; normal day?

Damnit >.< I hate real life, it's so slow!

>>17555176
I walked back to my station shakily, and the rest of my shift passed mercifully quietly...I wrote up a report of what'd happened, trying to keep it as professional as I could. To paraphrase: 'Patient had difficulty sleeping due to nightmare, helped them calm down and get back to sleep'. I'd written up similar reports more times than I can count for my other, elderly, patients, so I wasn't making things up...and I refuse to believe I did anything wrong. I guess I can only wait and see what comes next, though...anyway, I was wrung out by the time I got home in the morning and dropped into bed, which, combined with my getting up early on monday, left me sleeping late today. Anyway, that's it for last night, /b/...sorry this took so long.

>>17559704

There were "..."s at the end of that sentence. MOAR IS REQUIRED.

Fantastic Nurse-Kun, you did the decent thing, and no jury in the world would hate you from comforting her, godspeed!

>>17559704
OP is a god amongst men.

>>17558907
I can only hope that they realize there are much more important things to worry about out there than a professional caretaker caring about one of his patients too much and not doing anything abusive to them.

Hope, and keep my fingers crossed.

>>17555176
I'd check closets and other areas where an FBI agent might be able to hide...they're close.

you are doing great man keep up the good work!

>>17559866
Don't let it end yet ;___;

:) There's still good /b/tards in the world...

>>17559875

Moar got and accepted. Thanks, OP.

Anyways, 200 posts and the daily upday just now finished. In b4 record post count.

If elections were held within /b/, this man would be called Pontif Nurse-kun.

>>17559866

no need to apologize, we love you, you do the right thing =O
But damn it, real life sure is slow. Anyway, she trusts you, you know that now.
One thing: If you buy her a christmas present, state what it will be, keep the receipt, write sup /b/ on it and blend out any information that could get you v&
then post it for proof, to show even the most ignorant fucktard, that this shit is epic

I love you! <3

>>17559992
For your information, we usually hide under tables.

>>17560081
I think most of us are really, we just do the internet tough guy sheild bit, and seem aloof and offensive, but what do I know.

In after truly epic. Keep us posted

>>17559866

Hurray! Godspeed nurse-kun!

>>17560159
Well shit. I've been looking in the wrong place for years. It's a miracle I haven't been vanned yet.

>>17560167
Well duh. /b/ is mostly all about pretending to be a racist or whatever because it's amusing or provokes amusing reactions. It's all a big laugh and the majority of those who go here (especially the lurkers I expect) are actually normal, decent people.

>>17560123
Just for the record, I'm not so confident she's 'trusting' me entirely yet...but I hope this can help. I'm just glad, at this point, that it went 'well' rather than 'not well'...it's still pretty fresh for me, I'm still thinking about it all...like how she might've gone through a similar situation so many times before this one, with nobody there for any of them to try and comfort her, all alone...it's...pretty overwhelming.

I stayed up late last night wanking to porn.

Nurse-kun stayed up late helping a little girl recover from mental illness.

I feel like crap.

In b4 OP gets called Anony-papa by loli.

>>17560317

true

>>17560304

wow, nurse-kun replied to me :)
anyway, a 7 year old turning towards you and letting you comfort her means at least some pre-stage of trust.
she doesn't hate you after all and seems to want to accept your offer of you being there for her :) good work :)

>>17560317
I'm staying up late tonight reading this story, and so I feel all warm inside.

But then I remember that I came to 4chan tonight so I could look at porn and fap.

Shit.

>>17559866
Do you see yourself poopering her in the future? I'm talking 10-15 years from now if you still have a relationship?

You know I'm really not so sure about telling her she didn't need to keep it a secret. I may have been good for her to keep it a secret - I mean, she's basically completely dependent on you guys, it'd probably feel nice to have a little power over them, knowing something they don't.

>>17560304

GTFO off my /b/, you pre-rapist pedophile

ill be suprised if any1 actualy beleives this shit is real any more..

and the trolls are fcking confusing.

>>17560317
time to find a loli to cheer up

I bet I'm really pissing off this Furseiseki guy with the way I keep beating them to updating the wiki.

>>17560581
You read too much "Double your Dating". The girl is 7 years old and mentally unstable. For all we know, it might be a big load off of her mind to not worry about whether she should tell her therapists what happened, and not have to worry that the guy is secretly trying to kidnap her.

>>17560698
Goddamnit, I don't care what the fuck you just tried to say. BUT GB2/GAIA WITH YOUR SHIT NETSPEAK!

OP here, I just fucked her. Haha.

>>17560764
Anonymous-chan is surprised at the speed of your updates.

is dis sum attempted raep?

>>17560764
"Furseiseki" here, not pissed, I was just not paying attention I doubleposted. >:3

Nurse-Kun, I'm a transfemoral, and transtibial amputee (For you non-medical types, I'm missing one leg at the thigh, and the other just below the knee) from a accident with a teenage girl who hit me with her brand new saturn mommy bought her.

One of the things I noticed most about my recovery (this was 3 years ago) was that I hated to be assisted in anything. It made me feel like a failure, and a waste of flesh. I felt like I couldn't do anything, and in my desperation came rage. I turned into a very hateful person.

Please don't let this beautiful girl turn down this path. Please be there for her.

>>17555176
Oh come on, Don't ask him that.

PROTIP- no one gives a shit

>>17560772
Yeah, I know, but I'm betting neither of us are psychiatrists, so we could both be right. Just speculation anyway, as it's obviously too late to do anything about it now.

(Also I have never read Double Your Dating or whatever it was).

>>17560841
>>17560899
k

>>17560776

OK young fellow, I would like to request that you SUCK MY COCK, and never, ever punch above your linguistic weight ever again. I was trying to save some time you 'fucking fat slob.'

kthxbia!

>>17560960
I'm pretty sure you're wrong, judging by the reply count.

>>17561121
Learn to type properly if you want to be taken seriously on the internet. This is not a mobile phone, you have a fully functional keyboard, use it properly and don't look like a 13-year old faggot

so is your goal to fuck her? die pls

>>17560581
I just told her she didn't HAVE to keep it a secret, and I didn't say I'd be reporting everything I did...whether she wants to keep secrets will be up to her.

>>17561215
Learn to think phonetically, idiot.

>>17560903
When anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering, snap into a Sith lord! Oh yeeeeeah!

im sex

>>17560903
Nurse-kun's story is giving us all a sexual fetish for amputees. Therefore, /r/ pics

>>17561352
I'm no sith, lol

>>17561403
You want pictures of my stumps?

Let her watch ghost in the shell 2nd gig. Tell her if she is a good girl she can become a full cyborg one day and join public security SECTION 9

OP HERE

DISREGARD ALL THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Oops, clicked the minor edit checkbox by accident when adding that last one

>>17560903
This is one of my bigger concerns in how I relate with and treat her...she does need help with some things, but I'm going to try to let her do what she wants to try and do on her own. I don't control her rehab, of course, or any of the other nurses, but I may speak with them about it if she and I discuss the matter at some point. Since, judging from what I'm hearing about how hard she's working at her physical rehab, she clearly wants to regain at least some of her physical 'freedom', such as it may be...

>>17561460
Are you a trap? If yes, then yes.

>>17560304
Well she's just asked me why I see her so often and not any other patients. I didn't really know what to say, so I tried to bond further with her. I explained that when I was younger I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said 'you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air'

LOL
LOL
YHBT
YHL
HAND

Did you guys seriously think this was real? Come on guys! Its /b/ for god sake!

>>17561302
Learn to not be a faggot, dumbass.

>>17561479
But OP is in Amerikkka, so she'd be part of the Amerikkkan empire unless she moves.

Someone else has changed this page since you started editing it. The upper text area contains the page text as it currently exists. Your changes are shown in the lower text area. You will have to merge your changes into the existing text. Only the text in the upper text area will be saved when you press "Save page".

>>17561460

i do, lol

>>17561537

A personal reply, I'm touched.

It's great you've thought ahead about this. You obviously know what you're doing.

>>17561661
Yeah, that's getting annoying now -_-

>>17561617
you will have to merge your changes into the existing text. no one's reported mr pedo nurse yet! raep and bel-air. FUCK YES, MOAR.

Have you considered trying to play board games or chess with her or something? I'm not suggesting immediately, obviously, but they're something she can do easily with one hand and it'd help her forget about her physical problems, and teaching her how to play chess or something would be a great bonding experience. Something to consider for the longer term.

I'll have to catch up on exactly whats gone on today later, but I just want to say that you, Nurse-kun, are the single greatest person alive.

>>17561592

OP isn't updating from work, idiot.

>>17562065

Agreed.

OP is a faketyfakefakefakeyfake. Posts are too well written for a failure of a registered nurse.

>>17562342
SHIT GUYS HE'S RIGHT
It's an airtight argument too!
We've been had!

Nurse-kun is like a modern day Mother Teresa.

>>17562342
Registered Nurse is hardly a failure and it's often the only option for people who really want to be in medicine and help people but can't afford or don't have the perfect grades required for med school, so stfu. Nurse-kun is no failure.

>>17561540
>>17561669

Sorry Anon, no stumps for you. I hate looking at em.

Uh... are you still here Anonynurse? Thread's gone awfully quiet.

>>17562055
It's something I've considered, certainly. I'm not at the point where she's really wanted me to keep her company or play with her, so...future, yeah.

>>17562342

Hardly. My mom is a RN and from hearing her hospital stories all the time I know exactly what nurse-kun is saying.

GB2/highschool/

>>17562342
How is being a registered nurse, failure?

Alright, I'm calling it a night. Best of luck, Nurse-kun!

call me when the raep starts

>>17562342
You know, despite making jokes about it at times myself, it's comments like this that piss me off sometimes. It's bad enough that the vast majority of doctors treat us like drooling retards, but the general disrespect from laymen that've seen an episode of ER and think we're barely qualified to change a bandaid makes me want to stab them.

Then suture there.

People say there's a doctor shortage (and there is, admittedly), but they have no idea how thinly stretched and dangerous the medical system is in some places simply due to not having enough skilled nurses. And why? Because when you're a nurse, you have to deal with this whole 'so, why didn't you become a doctor?'.

>>17562815
ok man

Nurse-kun used my oekaki as OP image!
I'm honoured.

>>17562548
I'm here, just not a ton to respond to. So I'm taking care of some stuff around the apartment and checking in every few minutes or so.

>>17562834
You fucking tell him.

>>17562888
It's very nice, thank you for having drawn it.

Yes, I am a transfemoral amputee. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my transtibial soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute teenage girl who hit me with her brand new saturn mommy bought her!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the nursing home and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid beautiful girl turn down this path while I turn into a very hateful person.

Come on, Nurse-kun, it's time to buy a cheap digital camera and take legendary epic pictures of your bedroom and scrubs.

>>17563182
Best use of that copy-pasta yet

>>17563182

Delicious copypasta / story hybrid.

Nurse-Kun, Do amputees eat less?

>>17563362
We eat around the same.
>>17563182
That's just mean. I miss my legs, but I guess it's been long enough where I can laugh at it.

>>17562834

Anyways, despite this guy's epic failure, I do plan on becoming a nurse OP. I was before this story started, and still plan on it.

Funny how people think it's easy to become a doctor. A nurse is pretty hard as it is, and sometimes people just can't stay in school for 4+ more years, whether its due to money, time, or effort.

>>17555176
you need to write a fucking book

>>17562542
Come on dude. We want stumps! Then anonynurse can tell us if your stumps look anything like hers. COME ON it will be fun!

>>17563571

Ah.. Maybe.

>>17563517
I SMELL A MOVIE DEAL

>>17563785
Don't give us MAYBE.

Don't force me to go "tits or gtfo" on you.

>>17563885
err.. I mean.. "stumps or gtfo"

>>17563885

No tits here.

Sorry to dissapoint.

>>17557720
>>17558907
>>17559312

The FBI may be reading this board, but they don't know more than any other anon. To find his identity they need at least 2 subpoenas: one for his IP from 4chan, the other for his name from his ISP.

Unlikely that this thread and its archive will constitute enough evidence to convince two judges. FBI probably wouldn't pursue because of low resources.

>>17563362
As 17563422 has said, there isn't much difference in how much an amputee eats. Part of this is that, for lower-limb amputees, they expend considerably more energy to get around on prosthetic limbs than an 'able-bodied' person does (I hope that term doesn't offend our trans-femoral/trans-tibial friend, but a proper set of terms is still in debate, and I'm not really an expert in this area, despite having done some extra research because of her), because their remaining original body parts have to work harder to 'power' the artificial ones. Prosthetics still have a long way to go before they'll be close to being as efficient as natural parts, though there are good people working on it, thankfully.

As a tidbit: A double above-knee amputee walking on prosthetic legs expends between 300 and 400 percent more energy to get around than an 'able-bodied' person does. And that's on a flat plane. Think about that. The fact that she's even trying to learn to walk again speaks huge volumes about her courage, and makes me admire her all the more...

Oekaki contest:

Whoever makes the best oekaki of this gets it on the wikipedia page, after the anime/movie deal

>>17563443
Very true. I commend you on your plans, and hope you make it. We can certainly use another /b/tard in the nursinghood.

>>17563785
You don't need to, really...I don't think /b/ has a 'STUMPS OR GTFO' policy in place, don't let them convince you otherwise. Besides, while your femoral site might be similar, your tibial wouldn't help too much...and since I assume you aren't posting underage here, your 3+ year old stump and a 7 year old girl's probably REALLY wouldn't look similar, anyway.

Of course, if you want to, go for it. Just saying don't let people convince you with 'DO IT FOR NURSE-KUN'.

>>17561479

For many years I never realised that the flesh of an animal was actually its muscles. I thought that meat was some separate thing that the animal grew on itself along with all the muscles/fat/bones/etc that it consisted of to make itself work.

Anyone else here had a similar level of retardation regarding foods?

Why the hell arn't there robot limbs yet?

If i lost an arm or leg a replacement would be fine for me.

>>17564072
Right. Hopefully, there won't be any vans in my future, particularly considering I don't have anything in my past to suggest it would be appropriate, initial joking in the first few posts of the first thread aside.

For that, I can only say: I'M A /B/TARD. CHRIST.

>>17564427
It's not the 'get a robot limb to move/grab/support weight' that's the major problem, it's the 'get it to interface with the human body so said human can control it well' that's been the biggest sticking point.

Of course, even the most advanced robots of today are still pretty primitive when it comes down to dexterity, manual or otherwise, ASIMO included.

This is so heartwarmingly sad. Too bad I can't stick around to see the end of this thread.
However, I'll tune in again tomorrow.
Same time,
Same channel,
SAME POSTER!

>>17564427

There are robotic arms that interface with one's still-existing nerves, but they're very expensive and still in research.

>>17564173

non-Oekaki fine too?

ARGH BECOMING CONFUSING TO ID NURSE-KUN CANNOT TELL WHICH POSTS TO WIKI

HELP ME ANONYMOUS

>>17564547
Well they have some pretty intresting prosthetic legs in the works that will sync with movement. Unfortunately it requires another leg to sync with...

BTW Anonynurse, where are you located? I'm trying to look on Google for something regarding this. I t's very unlikely that a crash like this would go unnoticed unless this kinda thing happened every week where you're at. Give me a state at least. I might send this to someplace and get you on tv, lol.

>>17564438
> For that, I can only say: I'M A PEDOPHILE. CHRIST.
Fixed.

>>17564721
He's not giving out any identifiable information because it's very dangerous for him to do so. Don't bother asking.

In the absence of something called EVIDENCE we can only conclude that this poster is lying, given the character of /b/.

He's either lying or a pedo trying to make a sex slave, and in the case of the latter it may be 4chan's legal obligation to hand over whatever information they have on this poster to the proper authorities so he can serve his time in "prison rape funtime land."

Having a guy essentially plan a rape on a board over a period of what is approaching a week would not look good for 4chan, and might result in some serious repurcussions much worse than the whole Brahmn shitfest.

the extent of detail in these stories is kinda suspicious. seems like he's trying a little TOO hard to convince us its real. and sooo self-incriminating to take pics or provide any other proof...quite convenient.

sorry but i've seen way too many people with too much time on their hands come up with elaborate fiction like this that i gotta call bullshit by default.

HEY NURSE-KUN ARE YOU TRYING TO RAPE OR HELP?
BECAUS EYOU SEEM LIKE A PEDO TO ME

>>17564818
Hahahaha

DIE

>>17564721
Uh, I'll pass, thank you. I mean, what are they going to do a story on at this point in time? 'local nurse says contextually very inappropriate things on internets, will be murdered/raped/van'd for questioning after this story airs'?

>>17564884

Hey, that's reality. Sorry. SA almost got in deep shit for essentially assisting an autistic kid in a double homocide/suicide. Stuff on the internet CAN and sometimes WILL translate into bad shit IRL.

>>17564072 is obviously FBI trying to lull us into a false sense of security. Don't be fooled! Check under your tables.

>>17564969 "...questioning after this story airs'?"

Moar like after this story bel-airs.

I'll also say this a huge breach of professionalism on the part of the OP if this is real. Fucking shame on him. You should just keep it to yourself if you do indeed have noble intentions instead of making a spectacle of the girl, you sick shit.

And if you are a pedo, I implore 4chan's mods to stop this RIGHT NOW before it translates into a high level shitfest for 4chan proper.

>>17564818

I tol u i wuz hardc0re.

>>17564672
Well, I like to think I'm somewhat easy to spot, since I use 'I', I always reply to a post asking me a question or making a comment on me, I tend to post more than three words, I think I write pretty well (got good grades when it came time to do so in school), and if I DO post tiny posts calling someone a nigger or something, missing it for the wiki isn't a huge tragedy.

I mean, I could use a sig of some sort, but that seems incredibly, remarkably, unutterably (almost) faggoty. In the bad way.

>>17564672

You don't have to wiki EVERY post, anonymous...

>>17555176
OP here: Isn't it funny how the FAIL level in these threads always rises just as the kiddies are getting home from school?

GTFO my /b/, tweenies.

>>17565014


Details!

>>17565313
Plus, you use a comma, almost after, every word. I've, had no trouble, picking out, which post are yours, because, of this. When you read, this, use a Captain Kirk, accent, lots of, lulz.

>>17565390
It's only going to get worse this month:
Winter break.

If you can't figure out which post is his quit trying to edit the wikichan. There are people better than you that will take up the slack.

So OP, do you still wanna fuck her? c'mon you can tell us.

>>17565313
Well mostly I was just wondering if either of these two were you
>>17564590
>>17564547
But I have tendency to be overdramatic about it

>>17565256
Maybe. But I'm only human. You're just mad that you lead such an incredibly boring life that the best you can do to get attention is try to tear down others.

That, and your tiny little virgin PENIS, whenever you see it while showering (once a week) or whacking it (a term I use liberally, considering you need to use forceps to get a hold of it) to Looney Toons porn.

OMG, TEH MODS HAVE PEDO DETECTORS?! /B/ IS FINISHED!

GTFO, loser of black hole proportions.

>>17560903
>Nurse-Kun, I'm a transfemoral, and transtibial amputee (For you non-medical types, I'm missing one leg at the thigh, and the other just below the knee) from a accident with a teenage girl who hit me with her brand new saturn mommy bought her.

When I first read this, I imagined a teenage girl hurling a Sega Saturn at your legs, and I LOL'd. Only later I realized it had to be some car brand.
Sorry for laughing at you, but hey, it's /b/. :)

>>17565445

Autistic kid expressed typical angst, asks where he can buy shotgun shells. SA in their infinite wisdom not only provide him locations and prices, but egg him on too. Few days later it is determined that the same kid shot two people, ran into his house, and blew his fucking brains out.

SA was skirting the line between the legal and illegal, and came very close to experiencing some legal trouble, as in they shut down the forums.

>>17565555
>>17564547 was me, but I'm no expert in robots, prosthetics, or even the treatment of amputees, so I'm really just talking out of my (half-ignorant) ass here. Hardly worthy of wiking, really.

>>17565761
I WIKI ALL. OBSESSIVE CARCER IS OBSESSIVE.

>>17565680
I'd say thats some pretty good internet Win, but because I'm a failure Anon, I know that most of /b/ really isn't creul enough to want the emokids to actually kill themselvs, including me...Even though I don't really care much at all, Hell, I laugh at An Hero.

Overview of Damaged Goods threads so far:
First thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/7910033/17395655.rar.html
Second thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/7924469/17445483.rar.html
Third thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/8074689/17454864.rar.html
Fourth thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/8076075/17505569.rar.html
Fifth thread (this thread):
http://img.4chan.org/b/res/17555176.html
The fanart can currently be seen in http://cgi.4chan.org/i/res/44637.html (I'll need somebody else for archiving this... with full-size pictures that is...).
Also, check out http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods and http://www.chae-game.com/vinc/damaged_goods/
(You're welcome to copy/paste this into the next many threads to get rid of the "I didn't catch this" posts... Of course while updating it at the same time...)
Enjoy!

>>17565590
NURSE-KUN ANGRY!
NURSE-KUN SMASH!

>>17565590
(just to clarify, I'm suggesting >>17565256 's aforementioned micro-PENIS makes him SOOOOOO MAAAAAD that he just can't take it anymore, and he HAS to show how BIG AND MANLY he is BY TAKING DOWN THAT EVIL WICKED MAN HURTING THAT LITTLE GIRL NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH TOTALLY SHAVING MY HAIR INTO A MOHAWK YOU TALKIN TO ME NNNNNNNNNNNGUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...hh...need...more...cheetos...)

(something like that, anyway, this is just a guess)

>>17565590

Yeah, you're a human in a professional field involving a code of ethics which require a certain kind of discretion on your part. Divulging this information, if true, to the pack of wolves that is /b/ is probably a breach of this.

Furthermore, expressing sexual interest in a seven year old girl who is also your patient and experiencing something truly horrific probably just pushed this past the boundary of the unprofessional into the realm of utterly bad taste, and this is from a fellow /b/tard.

In other words, it's gone on too long and went too far. Either shut up and help her and save your job/freedom and her dignity, or admit it's fake and STFU.

OP, do you still wanna fuck her?

tell us.

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In literature and film, an unreliable narrator (a term coined by Wayne C. Booth in his 1961 book The Rhetoric of Fiction[1]) is a literary device in which the credibility of the narrator is seriously compromised. This unreliability can be due to psychological instability or other disability, a powerful bias, a lack of knowledge, or even a deliberate attempt to deceive the reader or audience. Unreliable narrators are usually first-person narrators, but third-person narrators can also be unreliable.

The nature of the narrator is sometimes immediately clear. For instance, a story may open with the narrator making a plainly false or delusional claim or admitting to being severely mentally ill, or the story itself may be have a frame in which the narrator appears as a character, with clues to his unreliability.

>>17565900
To be fair, OP has told us virtually nothing that allows us to find him.

>>17565463
Shut up cockface, OP's use of punctuation is quite correct.

>>17565900

You act as if this guy didn't just hug and give a teddy bear to a crying broken girl.

>>17565900
Ethics is nothing. If it's a lie he's not harming anyone, and if it's the truth he hasn't given us any information that would actually allow us to affect him or the girl in any way, so either way it's pretty much harmless.

>>17565900
Ethics is nothing. If it's a lie he's not harming anyone, and if it's the truth he hasn't given us any information that would actually allow us to affect him or the girl in any way, so either way it's pretty much harmless.

We're chaotic good, bitch

Oh come on, does anyone really believe this shit anymore?

Mega-fail for dragging it out too long and pretending a 7-year old is something more special than just a kid.

>>17566034
You idiot, this may be fiction or not, either way it does not employ unreliable narrator as a literary device.

>>17566043

And yet his IP is still available, especially if he keeps posting after certain people have been alerted.

Bastard needs to shut up and save this girl, not engage certain individuals admittedly sick fantasies. This is the point where the internet(s) end and real life begins, and if this is true a real girl's life is at stake. She's real, not some joke or fantasy.

OP, FYI I'm an undergraduate for psychology/social work. Not some shiftless loser wearing an anime shirt and fapping to hentai, not that there is anything wrong with that and it'd be odd for you to find that wrong seeing as this is 4chan, you fucking liar.

I came into this late, but read this whole thread. I think I caught another part of this a few nights ago.
Just wow. I don't normally post, but I'm really proud Nurse-kun even visits /b/.

I came into this late, but read this whole thread. I think I caught another part of this a few nights ago.
Just wow. I don't normally post, but I'm really glad Nurse-kun even visits /b/. As for ethics, I think these other guys are right in that we really can't do much of anything TO these people (and why would we?).

>>17566361
>>FYI I'm an undergraduate for psychology/social work. Not some (...) loser

Do you think that because you study psychology (the field studied by people who don't know what to do with themselves) you're not a loser? Come on...

>>17566361

Same guy. Of course this assumes she is real, which is probably not the case. Story is too well packaged and vague, and I'm simply not buying it.

If it is fake, then it's now epic fail. Went on too long with insufficient pacing, sorry.

Ethics is nothing. If it's a lie he's not harming anyone, and if it's the truth he hasn't given us any information that would actually allow us to affect him or the girl in any way, so either way I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You’re moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air".

>>17566408
>>17566369
Err- Double post goodness. My apologies

> Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.

&

> Well, this is why I specified the pooper. I mean, they use adult-size colonoscopies on kid-sized colons, and they aren't sent straight from the imaging department to the ER for OMG RECTAL DISASTER.

&

> The fact of the matter is that I'm probably her best chance for a future worth living, one way or another. You may not want to admit it, but it's the truth.

So let's see. We have fantasies about anally raping the girl, and rationalizations vis a vis he's the best thing she's got going. And giving her a bear and chocolate suddenly makes him a saint?

It's called "grooming". Look it up.

>>17566369
I don't think you people who are "proud" of this guy really understand what's going on.
What we have here (assuming it's even real) is some paedophile who's lusting after a seven year old patient of his and posting about it on the Internet.
The only good thing he's done is take care of her which he is paid to do, and give her a few gifts which he has done because of some sick child-lust.

>>17566471

yeah, except I said social work too. What does that mean? Oh yeah, clinical skills. Jeez, where would that enable you to work? Think about it.

In b4 epic owned.

>>17566361

Apparently you haven't read any of the threads, other than the first few posts. Do you honestly think that the OP was really trying to prime the girl for rape? GTFO out of my /b/.

>>17566509

Social work guy here. This is probably the case if it's real. This guy is a real gem, oh yeah. I especially like the part about adopting her so she can end up as a sex toy, that's real nice. Sick fuck.

>>17566587
Garbage man?

>>17566619
Not a response to this specific post, but it's close enough.

OP here: This thread is turning into a massive crowd of fail, so it's going on the back burner, with occasional checking for signs of non-failing (at) life.

damn you OP, I come on /b/ to try and forget about a friend who died in Iraq this week and you come on with your story and fucking remind me that i still have some semblance of a soul remaining... god dammit...

>>17566840
Translation: "People are starting to disbelieve my lies or realise that I'm not as great as I make myself out to be so I'm going to stop reading."

>>17566619

> Um, I have to admit, she didn't seem to get at all distressed until she may have possibly noticed me looking down there, which I quickly stopped doing, just before I caught her looking away as well, out of my peripheral vision.

> I was being pretty unprofessional, it's true, since I'd never had any inclination to look at any other of my patients taking a piss before, but then, half of my patients before her were in depends, and the other half, well, I prayed for their merciful deaths every time.

Talking about how he hopes she didn't notice him looking at her crotch. What does that suggest to you?

Also, I like his repetitive excuse "I was just kidding this is /b/!".

How is this reassuring? If you haven't noticed /b/ is full of -real- pedophiles.

>>17566935

Except the story, if true, entails a pedo grooming a young girl. That's not heart warming, that's disturbing.

>>17567022
Cry more.
Pedophilia isn't illegal. Rape and molestation is illegal.

>>17567041
I've seen no signs of "grooming".
Go troll somewhere else.

>>17567022
>>17567041

gb2 gaia fags.

>>17566840
True enough, as will I check back once in a while and archive the thread... Please remmeber to write before you leave entirely OP! I wonna know when to stop archiving...

>>17567022
Exactly. Either this guy is making the whole thing up and trying to deny the paedo element to make the story last longer, or he's telling the truth, realises what a sick fuck he is and is trying to deny what he has already admitted by changing the story to make him look kind and caring.
If it's the latter, all he's doing is trying to get /b/ on his side so that he'll think "well, there's nothing wrong with what I'm doing based on all the support I've gotten".

>>17567087

Ok, pedo, you're so persecuted. Anyway, this guy was talking about rape.

>>17567103

Gee, lemme see.

Paying attention to a child who appears emotionally needy

Talking about sexual issues, showing adult magazines or films, letting the child know s/he can come to you for sexual information or concerns

"Accidentally" or purposefully exposing yourself (coming out of the bath, wearing shorts that allow a view of the genitals, openly praising nudity as "normal", etc.)

Giving gifts, money, taking the child places, providing alcohol or drugs

Telling the child that you need to examine his/her body for some reason

Physical contact such as wrestling, tickling, pats on the butt, etc.

Intrusive questions about the child's sexual development, fantasies, masturbation habits, or giving the child more information about sex than is appropriate for the child's age or developmental level

Bringing yourself down to the child's level of play (becoming the child's "buddy")

Sharing inappropriate information about yourself or relationship problems, such as marital difficulties

Not respecting the child's boundaries or privacy. This may be "rules" that bedroom or bathroom doors must be open, reading child's mail or diaries, going through their possessions, etc. It may also be verbal, such as intrusive questions about the child's activities or friends beyond what is appropriate for a parent to do. It may also be done by staring at the child or looking at his/her body in a way that makes him/her uncomfortable

>>17567103
You're deluding yourself. The facts are: man has sexual feelings for little girl. Man starts giving preferential treatment to little girl because she's "more mature than she seems" and has "the voice of an angel".
Stop seeing what you want to see and look at the reality.

>>17564078
No, that's ok. I'm quite comfortable with my limblessness.
>>17564374
/b/ is as /b/ does.

>>17567380
>Paying attention to a child who appears emotionally needy
Check, but then again is a nurse whose job is to look after people

>Talking about sexual issues, showing adult magazines or films, letting the child know s/he can come to you for sexual information or concerns
Nope

>"Accidentally" or purposefully exposing yourself (coming out of the bath, wearing shorts that allow a view of the genitals, openly praising nudity as "normal", etc.)
Nope

>Giving gifts, money, taking the child places, providing alcohol or drugs
Check on giving gifts, but again given the situation you'd have to be the most heartless bastard in existence not to

>Telling the child that you need to examine his/her body for some reason
Haven't seen him do this at all and even if he does he is a fucking nurse looking after her

>Physical contact such as wrestling, tickling, pats on the butt, etc.
Nurse, disabled patient requiring assistance moving, again what do you expect

>Intrusive questions about the child's sexual development, fantasies, masturbation habits, or giving the child more information about sex than is appropriate for the child's age or developmental level
Nope

>Bringing yourself down to the child's level of play (becoming the child's "buddy")
Nope

>Sharing inappropriate information about yourself or relationship problems, such as marital difficulties
Nope

>Not respecting the child's boundaries or privacy. This may be "rules" that bedroom or bathroom doors must be open, reading child's mail or diaries, going through their possessions, etc. It may also be verbal, such as intrusive questions about the child's activities or friends beyond what is appropriate for a parent to do. It may also be done by staring at the child or looking at his/her body in a way that makes him/her uncomfortable
Apart from that one first incident Nurse-kun has been doing his level best to respect her privacy

INTERNET FIIIIIGHT!

>>17567380

WTF are you talking about? When did the OP ever mention doing anything remotely close to what you're talking about? What the fuck story are you reading?

Also, saging this fail thread.

nurse-kun is serious business

>>17567087
Hello. Rape and molestation are what pedophiles end up doing, after a long period of pumping up their miserable courage.

And although it won't get him thrown in jail, his sexual attraction to a, um seven year old girl WILL cost him his job, and any shot he might have at adoption.

Which is as it should be. In a prior "Damaged goods" thread an Anon was saying "As a father and pedophile I blah blah blah"

Was that you?

I hate to say this, but should nurse-kun get a tripcode or some shit so we know it's him and not some faggity ass fag trying to fag up the posts with thier ditrus?

>>17567427

So Nurse-kun is now either a liar or a pedophile. Wikichan should be edited to reflect this, and this should be noted on the part of Anon.

Also, this elaborating on some very disturbing details. Such as her having "A gymnast's body" and whatnot. This would imply sexual interest as anyone who is impartial and functioning normally in terms of sexual interest wouldn't even notice a sexualized trait like that.

In other words, he's sexualizing a little girl. This is what pedophiles do.

>>17567679
FORCED ANONYMOUS IS FORCED

Your dangerously close to pedo Nurse-Kun.

If you do anything - IF this is real.
I swear you will go to hell.
And I'm atheist.

>>17567613
All of these statements are based on what he's told you. You think he's going to say "HAY GUYS TODAY I TOLD MY CRIPPLED GIRL THAT SHE CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT SEX ANYTIME LOLS, AREN'T I COOL?"

You believe everything you read on /b/?

>>17567667

You sound like you are incredibly suspicious of adults showing affection for children. Is it perhaps because your father touched you at night? Show me on the doll where he touched you.

>>17567679
/b/ is forced anonymous.

Tripcode? I think nurse-kun wants to stay as Anonymous as possible.

>>17567740
lol, you're no atheist, you're just a faggot.

>>17567746
Your "suspicion" (if you want to call it that, I call it above-average trolling) is (gasp!) also based on what he has told you! If you accept the initial premise that some of what he is saying has any value in discerning aspects of the situation, your position is inherently paradoxical.

Also, in before "u usin big werds to sound smrt"

>>17564969
What I mean is that, this is really a touching story, and obviously this is a forum filled with alterior motives and illegal acts, but most stories tend to cut out the incriminating and ordinary parts to make it seem better. Turn the slight pedo/amputee fetish into something like innocent closeness, a feeling of mercy. This would make a good book no matter how many ways you look at it. Anyways, how would the place catch you if you only give a state in a place where a story like this feels like gold amongst urine.

>>17560903

whoa, i thought i was the only amputee on 4ch

transfemoral amputee as well, drastically short residual limb, makes fittings for prosthetics near impossible. If you have AIM, message me, I'd love to talk to you, screename in email

NURSE-KUN IS A PEDOPHILE
THIS IS A STAGE CALLED GROOMING, GROOMING FOR SEXUAL CONTACT, AND HE IS CLEARLY DOING IT.

Ignoring all the "jokes" about rape, let's look at what he's actually said about this kid:

On her voice: "Even as flat and brusque as it was, it was like hearing an angel whisper hymns, and I still get goosebumps every time I've heard it since. I can't wait for tonight..."

"God, she's so cute, she's half-japanese, but has blonde hair, and the rest of her body that didn't get cut away is just perfect, she used to be a gymnast, it seems."

On looking at her crotch: "Um, I have to admit, she didn't seem to get at all distressed until she may have possibly noticed me looking down there, which I quickly stopped doing, just before I caught her looking away as well, out of my peripheral vision."

On watching her sleep: "I quietly opened the door again around 3, to find her sleeping, curled up on her left side, the bear still in her hand, near her chest. 'An angel' doesn't even come close, /b/, and I felt better than I had in weeks, cleaned up the foil and the couple pieces left from the chocolate quietly, and stepped back out again. So far, so good. "


In my mind, these are the words of someone who is sexualising a child not the words of someone who is simply affectionate. Ask yourself, would a parent describe their child in the above way? Would someone describe their wife or lover in the above way?

This guy's no hero, he's just trying to get permission for being a pervert. If he gives even the slightest shit about this girl he'll drop the preferential treatment and just do his job.

Just posting to show my support to Nurse-kun and Amputee-chan. You win, man.

>>17568073
FORCED ANON IS A SOCKPUPPET

THIS IS A STAGE CALLED PRETENDING TO BE MULTIPLE POSTERS, PRETENDING TO BE MULTIPLE POSTERS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU HAVE POPULAR SUPPORT, AND HE IS CLEARLY DOING IT.

i'm waiting for this story to turn into bel air

thatd be fucking epic

>>17568015
My position is based on the concept that he may not be telling the whole truth. What he has already written regarding his feelings for this girl we must assume to be the truth (why would he lie about feelings which make him look lustful to a child?) and so I can base my argument off them, however you cannot base your argument of "He hasn't done the following" on the fact he hasn't written about them, because he hasn't written about all sorts of things.

He never said he went through puberty, but that isn't evidence that he hasn't.

>>17568015
My position is based on the concept that he may not be telling the whole truth. What he has already written regarding his feelings for this girl we must assume to be the truth (why would he lie about feelings which make him look lustful to a child?) and so I can base my argument off them, however you cannot base your argument of "He hasn't done the following" on the fact he hasn't written about them, because he hasn't written about all sorts of things.

He never said he went through puberty, but that isn't evidence that he hasn't.

Holy shit, I thought we got over the whole "OMG POOPER" thing three nights ago, you fucking faggots.

>>17568225

Nothing stings like the words of an embattled pedo.

Anyway, nurse-kun is a pedo. I cannot emphasize this enough. He is NOT a good man. He is NOT a model to follow. HE IS A PEDOPHILE.

The evidence is right there on wikichan, and people should be asking questions and thinking critically, not going "OH WOW WHAT A GUDE MAN, DUES MATER IF HE STRTED THIS ALL MENTONING RAPE. LOL!"

>>17568203
READ THIS YOU FUCKERS

>>17567746
OP here, briefly, just to say this one thing.

The last line in this post is ironic, but I'm not going to get into that. Instead, this is aimed at all of you faggots (and I think the /b/tards will know who I'm talking about, even if the targets themselves are too idiotic and incapable of creative thinking to make the leap of comprehension).

You believe everything you read on /b/? If so, I'm amazed you aren't mourning the black/jew/weeaboo/emo/camwhore holocaust, and the epidemic of rape that sweeps through every location containing anything with a vagina, from maternity wards to geriatric morticians (especially the maternity wards, it's awwwwwriiiiiiiiiiiiiiight). Clearly, the world will be grinding to an end soon, since the vast majority of the male population seems so interested in those trap threads.

/b/. Serious Business. Read every word you see in every post contained within these walls (/ / <- these ones), because they're all either 100% true, or 100% false.

I TOTALLY MEAN EVERYTHING I SAID IN THIS POST, OR NOTHING IN IT. YOU DECIDE.
faggots

>>17568486

This is damning enough, nevermind the grossly inappropriate jokes about rape.

I'd also suggest reading this: >>17567380

That's a good summary of grooming, and it fits this situation very nicely. Actually, if nurse-kun begins acting in a sexual way towards her, it'd be about perfect.

Hey, /b/. It was a pretty big night, so I wound up oversleeping a bit. Anyway, here we go.

I headed into work a bit earlier than usual, nothing too special, really, but headed for the staff break room and killed time there. I spoke with a few coworkers about what'd gone down earlier in the day, in my speaking with the morning/day staff, and mostly got some support from the later-working nurses for my ideas. It was nice, reminding me that, even as overworked as we are, and as difficult as our patients can be, we do care about them, on the whole, as much as we can while staying sane, anyway.

I headed for my station when the time came, nothing too special there, and waited until about 1:15 before I headed for her room. I knocked gently on her door, quietly enough that I wouldn't wake her if she was asleep, but loudly enough that she'd notice if she wasn't...and, it turns out, the latter was the case, as I heard a quiet "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" after a few second's pause.

QED

>>17568321
It is true that there are true things that have not been stated. But I think you are focusing inordinately on the negative things that he has said.

Of course, that's my personal opinion, and you obviously disagree, or you wouldn't take the position you have. Maybe if I'd read the story at another time or in another light, I would see it more like your way, but all in all I think the OP is a net positive for her, and is fighting any evil that may be trying to compel his actions.

>>17568572
And the point of that post was what exactly?

THIS IS FAKE

seriously people why can't you see it?

>>17568572

Except your story is based on a real situation and had a serious tone. Everything else on /b/ is not serious, so your arguement is pretty shit.

Also, from the content of your story, it does have a strong pedo feel to it, as stated before. So either it's a fake pedo story, which is fine, or you are an honest to goodness pedphile lusting after a handicapped and psychologically disturbed 7 year old girl, making you a piece of shit. Take your pick.

>>17568682
'You're a fag', I'm guessing.

>>17568572

I think he's trying to say it's a lie.

Well, that wraps it up. Nurse-kun is a fake and it was all a big faketyfakefakefakeyfake story. Good riddance, cause it was getting old.

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>>17568713
Yeah, I'm just going to say: Clearly, you are totally not developmentally delayed in your ability to recognize shifts in tone (serious and jovial, for example) in text, either singular or ongoing.

I don't think you have a brain. Enjoy your AIDS.

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>>17568954
oh lawd is dis sum fightz between undergrad psych majors?

Just kidding man, I think he's fucking stupid too. But he's probably just trolling, so I forgive him.

lol just kidding! I do not forgive.

>>17555176
Well, was asked to keep /b/ updated, and I did that several hours ago. Answering questions and recieving helpful advice is nice, but being told to prove a negative isn't much fun, no matter what it regards.

I'll post tomorrow.

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>>17569102
Don't worry about the trolls, OP. You know what is in your heart and what you are capable of, and they have already made their decision.

>>17558477
Your theory fails. I'm with the NSA.

I believe it, but even if its fake, i wish to see his ongoing adventures.

PEDO COMMENTS = WHO CARES

No matter what happens, Nurse-kun will still go to work. I doubt, if he was a real pedo, that anything said on this imageboard will change his mind. Anything that happens there is up to him, and drawing out a long internet fight here is a waste of time.

With that said, I give up on this thread. Waiting for the next update.

>>17558011
Signed. This is the kind of thing that makes /b/ an awesome place.

Spamming desu and driving jokes so far into the ground they get melted by the earth's core?

Also, I am a faggot and I love to suck miles of juicy black nigger dick.

>>17569192
A troll is someone who posts with the sole intention to get a response and to work people up. The people posting here are merely of a differing opinion than you and are pissed off that a paedophile is being hailed as a hero.
Learn your internet slang before tossing it around.

>>17569102
Nobody's asking you to prove you're not a paedophile, but I *have* seen people asking you to get yourself out of this mess before it goes too far, a suggestion which you have totally ignored. It seems to me you're more concerned with your own feelings than what might be best for the girl - YOU don't want to stop what you're doing (for whatever reason) so you won't even entertain the thought.
You want to answer a question? Tell us why you think it is wise that you - an indvidual who has admitted sexual feelings towards this girl - try and get closer to her?

>>17569105

We are reduced to spamming, I see?

>>17569352
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That's a strong argument I'm unprepared to address right now.

I know, you're probably the "other guy", which I'll put in quotes because it's in dispute, and you can't really prove it one way or the other.

Given what you said earlier about things happening that were not directly addressed, how do you know what bits and pieces of advice the OP has or has not ignored?

HAY 4CHAN QUESTION TIME
IS IT BETTER TO:
A. LEAVE A LITTLE ONE-ARMED ONE-EYED NO-LEGGED MENTALLY DISTRESSED CRIPPLE GIRL ALL ALONE TO GROW UP INTO A BIG ONE-ARMED ONE-EYED NO-LEGGED MENTALLY DISTRESSED CRIPPLE GIRL?

B. PEDOGROOM SAID CRIPPLE GIRL, WHILST ALSO ACTING AS HER SOLE CARETAKER AND FRIEND AND HOPEFULLY HELP HER BECOME A NON-MENTALLY DISTRESSED CRIPPLE GIRL?

WHICH FUCKED UP EXISTENCE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER?
YOU DECIDE
Personally I'd rather be molested than alone.

THREAD OVER

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CUT THREAD HERE

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>>17569476
Consdiering this individual chose to sage the thread contrary to what everyone else has done, I would say it's pretty obvious he's a different person to whoever you're thinking of.

I guess it makes you feel better to think that there's only guy here who thinks the OP isn't a hero?