first + CONGRATULATIONS

In b4 pooper

POSTING IN A FUTURE LEGENDARY THREAD!

AWWWWWWWW ISN'T THAT CUTE

Requesting back story

Spoiler: Written in a single chunk and being posted one bit at a time daily for all the other weepy not4chan fags to fap to.

in b4 you do something rash and get arrested.

>>17505569
I don't get it... could you repeat please

Every /b/ tard has a tipping point. The realization that you are actually healing her broken heart with the purpose of then destroying her is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing I've ever imagined.

>>17505656
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

Anonymous is yours to command my lord

Good, now rape her leg while she has the bear in her mouth

in b4 someone calls every nursing home asking if fictional girl was admitted

posting before shit gets too 500 replies

>>17505569
Relieved to hear this, I then asked how the rest of them felt about her, saying that it seemed wrong to just let her fade away in here, that she reminded me of my niece (she does, a little, though my niece is several years older, and perfectly all right physically and mentally and home-lifeally), and what they thought about giving her a few more little presents from 'the staff', that I'd be happy to pay for them, but would they back me on this?

There was some discussion on this, of course, because as I've already mentioned, there are certain behaviours and familiarities that can be a bit taboo. I pointed out that nobody minded when we were friendly and kind to our elderly parents...that their children actually appreciated it greatly, that it was viewed as a good thing. Should we wind up treating her harmfully, particularly considering her mental and social fragility, just to avoid making waves? (I'm paraphrasing the discussions here, obviously)

After further discussion, everyone finally agreed that they'd back me up, so long as I brought the issue to the head administrator and got her permission. I suppose it was the best I could've hoped for, and I'd been thinking I may have to do that anyway, so it went well, all things told.

I still can't believe that the wikichan was already updated in the time that it took me to copy paste the link

it was all tl;dr , so is OP pedo or nice guy who hasn't figured out yet that he's pedo?

can't believe i'm even asking that....

>>17505719
I'll be honest I don't think he's out to sex her anymore, which despite being a /b/tard, i'm kidna happy about, she deserves a proper home and someone to love her

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i'm an anguished jew!
i'm an ANGUISHED JEW
sagin ur threeeeaaaaad
I'M AN ANGUISHED JEW!!!1

Two issues with your story:

1. This is dragging on and developing too quickly for /b/'s collective skepticism. By the end of this week, you need to sneak in a cameraphone somehow and take a picture. Preferably, with her approval. I mean, it's not like she's going to say anything about it.

2. While she likes the teddy bear, she might not understand your intentions fully. You need to make it clear to her that you care about her personally and you're not giving teddy bears to the old ladies as well. You also need to give her an initiative to heal and emerge from her PTSD, although I assume that is part of your job description.

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Well Anonynurse. You're in there. It's obvious she likes you. But the question remains the same throughout.

Rape or Adopt. Or both. Or walk away.

You could probably get away with rape. You MIGHT be able to adopt her. There's nothing /b/ can do but advise you. It's up to you man. If you're a kind man, adopt. If you're a normal guy, help her through the hospital and walk away when she leaves. If you're a /b/tard - Stick it in her pooper.

This is gonna be the greatest bel-air in history

/r/ art where she has automail

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love u man keep up the good work!

>>17506042
so true )-:

I somehow start to think that this is copypasta, which would be quite disappointing ... so I agree on the picture part, but there is of course a quite large probability of you getting caught.

quite a difficult situation we have here. anyway. if it's copypasta: very good and you carry on really well, answering on our requests and keeping the threads alive.
if not: good luck to you, it's heartwarming to know that there still are good people in this world :)

oh, in b4 I am the cancer that is killing /b/, I should get back to Gaia and I'm an emofag.

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I think you're overlooking the healing power of the barrel roll.

>>17506112
the story isn't copy-pasta

its actually original and an ongoing story

but, just because its original, that doesn't imply that its the truth
it may just be an impressive work of fiction

>>17505569
The administrator always eats outside of the facility come lunchtime, chalking it up as 'business expenses' because she brings a few reports to page through, so I would have to wait until at least one, probably one-thirty, to see her.

Since that was the case, I decided to take care of something else I'd been thinking about, first, and went to see our resident headshrinker. She's a nice, if somewhat bland, woman in her mid-thirties, and I found her in her office, eating lunch at her desk. I apologized for disturbing her, then asked if she minded my picking her brain a little.

I told her about how I had been taking care of my little patient, and asked for her advice on how I should be dealing with her, what I should be careful about, and whether my being friendly toward her would do more good or harm.

While I'd known that she had trouble sleeping, I learned the extent of it, and I was somewhat surprised...apparently, she's been having recurring nightmares since the accident, which is a pretty common symptom/effect of PTSD, particularly in children. She hadn't called me after any such events, so I could only imagine how she was dealing with them...it was painful to think about.

Her general advice was that it wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing to be friendly when I dealt with her, within common-sense limits, of course, and that offering to be 'there for her', so to speak, might actually be helpful.

In any case, the meeting went pretty well, and she commended me on my concern for her, before I left.

>>17505871

I swear, this turns out to be a bel-air, I'll go nuts.

>>17506204

I was following the second thread, I know. I said 'copypasta' implying that it might actually be a new one (since it can't be found on google) or a fictional work being in the process of writing

anyway, to op: what are your further plans? good thing you got green lights from administration and shit

disclaimer: putting it in her pooper is a terrible idea because as all gay men know buttsex requires copious amounts of anal lube to be applied

also when she grows up she'll remember you putting it in her pooper and probably tell someone.

>>17505569

Damn you fellows are updating that wiki with haste aren't you

>>17506317
duh

why the eyepatch?

>>17506452
She's lost one eye I believe. The girl in discussion here.

First, I'm a lurker. I think I may have posted maybe 10 times in the past 10 months.

Second, Anonynurse, if you DO adopt her, you can more or less kiss your current job goodbye. Taking care of an invalid, especially a young invalid, is a very time-intensive task for one person. It's also VERY expensive. Unless you have a very large amount of money and can afford to take a few years off work, it probably won't work out.

>>17505569
I killed time until half-past one, when I went to the CA's office, and asked to speak with her regarding a patient. Her secretary had me wait for about ten minutes, pretty typical way staff gets treated when they try to talk with her, then I headed in.

I came clean, more or less, giving the version of events I gave the other nurses to her, and offering the same proposal of an increase in 'niceness' and giftage toward the patient, being sure to include that the other nurses thought it was a good idea, and were behind me on it; in addition, I brought up our psychiatrist's thinking it might be a good idea, in her professional opinion.

She frowned, and hemmed, and hawed; she's enjoys what power she has, even if she doesn't quite qualify as a 'tyrant', and clearly wasn't terribly pleased at my initiative. But, luckily for me, for whatever her precise reason, she refrained from punishment, and said that she'd consider my proposal, saying she'd need to speak to our legal counsel about it. I said that I understood, and agreed that I'd 'be careful' in the meantime. Whew. It was a pretty busy morning, but a pretty good one, I think...as good as it could've gone, anyway.

I'm just glad she likes it.

>>17505569

so was the accident she was in in a newspaper or some sort of news outlet? i'd imagine there'd be some mention of such a horrific accident seeing as how the media just loooooooooves a tragedy (even if it's relatively small)

>>17506452
Girl lost her right eye in the car accident

>>17506538
If he gives details people will be able to figure out who the girl is and by extension where he works/who he is etc. and then the whole fucking thing explodes like hell. If it is true, it's not worth the probable ramifications of him verifying it, and if it isn't, well, he can't verify it.

YES.

I thought about this all fucking day today, damn you OP.

Anyways, keep up the good work. All you've got to work on is keeping that creepy factor low, which it seems like you're dooing a good job of.

Anyways, I expect this to be on the new york time's bestseller list in under 2 years.

>>17505569
Sheesh. I'm typing this all out by hand, you know, folks, I'm not copypasting it from a copy written in one chunk ahead of time. Thus, the space between posts, despite it being the singular initial report.

In the meantime, a billion comments and questions inbetween. Might take me a bit to catch up with them, sorry. Be patient with me.

>>17506691
He still needs to post a picture of the girl herself, it wouldn't be difficult by any stretch.

>>17506691

even if i did somehow find it i wouldn't post it here (or even that i DID find in the first place, so as not to give others the incentive to do the same)

>>17506731

we will, op, we will. just rest assured that we will carry out terrible revenge if you turn out to be a troll / to have imagined it all.

>>17505932
To address your 2. Yes, I know that. I discussed that with our shrink, and she said I definitely needed to tell her that, yes, this was a special treatment meant just for her. She also said that this wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing, since it would help her feel, and understand, that she's cared about individually, not just as 'another patient'.

Of course, I'll probably be splitting any gift-credit with the rest of the staff, and at the same time, offering to be there if she needs me, wants to talk, etc, individually. I'm trying to do this in a somewhat transparent manner...

I logged on to the internets and I thought "I wonder how the hospital Anonymous is doing?" I'm glad that things are going well for you. Good luck.

SMUGGLE A WIRELESS WEBCAM IN A BIGGER TEDDY BEAR!

Kidding, be careful not to post too much information. /b/-tards can and will most likely fuck this up if they manage to learn where she stays at. You're posting mighty fine, too, no need to answer the gazillion of comments.

Well... do you still have the reciept for the bear or choco orange? That'd probably be good enough to hold off anonymous dismissing you for now.

Pics of loli are gonna be needed by sometime though...

/r/ any news stories/parents' obits, proof, etc.

>>17506896
Not a bad idea, that with "sup /b/" written on it would be enough to convince me he's almost certainly legit.

PICS OR ITS NOT TRU!!!!

>>17506512
This is a serious point, and I want to address it.

Believe me, I know. If it does happen, she's going to require full-time care, at least for the foreseeable future. I wouldn't just be a parent, I'd be a fulltime homecare nurse. Fortunately, I'm more qualified for that burden than any non-professional parent could be, though I will admit that I've probably never faced as stressful a situation as that before.

Someone in her situation, when adopted, comes with a compensation payment to help cover their medical costs...which should help somewhat. As her legal ward, I'd also be responsible for her 'assets', including the remainder of the life insurance from her parents, which would be a helpful backup fund for covering expenses.

Finally, if it did happen, my family will probably help me out as well, they're good people, so...it could probably work out...financially, anyway. Hopefully.

>>17506896

this is a good idea! I tried to think of stuff for op to post here so that we could know it's not fake, without giving too much information of where / who he is.
although there is little chance he still has the receipt :/

>>17506538
I can't remember, since I rarely read the paper or watch the local news...I hadn't ever heard of her before I saw her, anyway.

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>>17506970

recipie for proving your legitimacy.

1) write "sup /b/" on a pice of paper.
2) Put paper on scrubs and take a picture
3) ????
4) PROFIT

>>17506896

Oh, and black out anything you don't want known. City, state, store, ect.

It couldn't go wrong, could it?

>>17507052

I second that! Even though I'm believing in you, op, answering to our posts, proof would be really make the whole thing legendary.

>>17506970
Wow. You're really lucky, OP. It makes me so happy that someone like you, who would be willing to sacrifice so much personally to help her, is in this situation.

>>17507012
anyone know what's wrong with this guy?

>>17506896
Damn, I tossed it...I'll keep something in mind in the future, perhaps, if I can find a store selling something I buy for her that isn't too region-obvious...maybe wal-mart or something...we'll see. Sorry?

Oh... Geee...
At one side i am happy for you, on the other... this is sick.

I'm off to play RO but I'm watching thread in the background.

>>17506945
I support this idea as well. Nurse-kun can even block out the store names and whatnot.

You misused the word "taciturn," moron

>>17505569
This story is such bullshit. Seriosuly. How anyone could believe this crap is beyond me.

I bet your just a bored /b/ tard who works at a hospital. I will never believe this bullshit story ever. Never ever. Unless you write /b/ on the loli and take a picture. No excuse is good enough to justify why there are no pics. You're lying and that's all there is to it and I'm ashamed that my fellow /b/tards are stupid enough to buy this retarded story.

>>17507111
He's Jewish.

>>17507134
I'm a Nurse, not a Writer, nigger.

note to wiki manager(s) you should add this pic, as its the closest real approximation of amutee-chan (an can we get a cuter name for her?)

>>17507114

damn :/ but now that you have that idea in mind, next time you buy something for her, make sure to keep it and deliver proof!

we are behind you and will support you in any way we can!

so ... any plans for your next shift?

Awwwwwww!
Thats sweet!
Nice to see /b/tards doing good in the world...

This topic demands more PIHB.

>>17507163
i don't know whether these are lies or not, but it's still a kind of entertainment for me.

tl;dr: stfu

>>17507163
You're too skeptical. As of yet there's no reason why this *couldn't* be possible. Fifty-fifty chance, and you're saying that anyone who falls for this is a moron?

>>17506989

how about a first name at least? or would that be to much?

>>17507163
>No excuse is good enough to justify why there are no pics.
Not even murder threats after an inappropriate joke about pooper?

Srsly, take pic of scrubs with "sup /b/" on it. Now. Have today's NT Times in it, etc. Then we'll believe you.

>>17507163
How about HE WOULD LOSE HIS JOB AND NOT BE ABLE TO ADOPT HER IF HE WAS FOUND OUT?

Seriously, if all you're looking for is loli amputee porn, /d/ is that way. ------>

in b4 OP returns to his cell to rock back and forth while planning out the rest of the story.

>>17507299

if there are any other guys in this hospital working and browsing /b/ AND reading this topic, even his first name would be too much.
how many half-japanese dismembered and psychally fucked up lolis are there, you think?

I support the idea with taking a picture of a receipt for something you will buy her

>>17507297
I can't be arsed to read the post you're referring to, so I'll just admit you're one of those people who think everything has a 50% chance of happening (either it happens, or it doesn't!)

>>17507163

There's no pics because I'm sure that anonymous enjoys having money, a job, and people thinking that he's not an insane child rapist.

Anyways, in b4 DIE PEDO spammer.

>>17507456
I'm not saying it is exactly 50-50, just that it doesn't have a hunch to me of being 80% likely or 80% unlikely.

Nice one OP, you did some good :-) it warms my heart to think of the little girl so happy with her new bear

>>17507456

>>17506538
while media may love tragedy they don't very often hang out deceased people and their crippled child in the newspaper. there probably was a 2-line notice "Two dead in car crash. police says weather was the reason.[end.]"

>>17507318
I have to wonder about some people, but I suppose one of the first qualities of the /b/tard IS 'fuck your consequences, I want <whatever>'.

I'm not expecting the demands to stop.

>>17506970

I'd say go for it then. As you said, you're better qualified to take care of her than most other people. She needs someone to love and help her, since it's obvious that her own family and friends won't. Everyone needs hope.

>>17507299
Hers or mine?

Either way, even a first name can be too much, with some of the details I've already given you, thanks to google...for either of us.

On behalf of the cat species, I wish to make a declaration of approval of the OP's actions

Has it been too long to hold out for an infinitely epec bel-airing?

Ho, today I read this story on wikichan! I always just ignored these threads because I assumed it would be some story of a guy raping some poor girl. But you're actually a kind person. :3 May things go well one day!

I missed the other two threads, just discovered this tonight (yeah 00:00 here -_-), read the whole thing on wikichan and chaegame.
...
This shit is fucking epic. True or not.
And sadder than Grave of the Fireflies.

Even if this all would be an elaborate attempt at copy pasta it's still a heartwarming epic read. Keep up the good work OP!

>>17507234
The original thread was a "should i stick it in her pooper?" thread.

Don't assume anon has good intentions.

>>17507337
Sigh. Fine, you want to know one of the reasons I haven't given ANY pictures yet?

I don't have a camera in my cellphone, since I don't use it much, and it's over a year old. I don't have a webcam, because I'm not a fucking camwhore. I don't have a digital camera, because I rarely need, or want, to take pictures. If I do produce photographic evidence, it won't be appearing today, that much is certain.

Maybe I'll look into a cheap form of one of those items, but it isn't on the agenda for the immediate future. I'm not looking for /b/points, and I don't really even care THAT much if any of you believe me, so, hey, whatever.

>>17507719

lurk moar, he said he wanted to prevent "stick it in her pooper" comments.

I highly believe you should stop with the fanart. The FBI does read this, you know. They look for keywords, however they are most likely ignoring this. But think of this, how many japanese decent 7 year old girls who parents died in a car accident she lost her eye, arm, legs are there? And even then, how many of them were put into a nursing home? Seriously, change some facts here if you don't want to be arrested and ass-raped in prison.

>>17507719

Other anons wouldn't have cared to begin with if he didnt make a pooper joke.

So has OP given up on the pooperage? Im being serious here cuse it sounds like it...

>>17507759

how would you take the receipt proof then? you have a scanner?

>>17507777
>Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.\

No U fag

>>17507784
Maybe he already did, Densha Otoko-style, and we'll never be able to learn if the story was real or not.

this is either gonna

a) be the greatest bel-air in the history of time and creation

b) a real-life american version of Densha Otoko

c) proof that even in the deepest depths of human sickness,cruelty ect, -/b/- there is good.


soo anonynurse, pic of you in scrubs at the least. gotta give us SOMETHING.

>>17507841
True, very true.

>>17507836

>> 17399199

I know, I know. I mean, I'd prefer not to rape, too! It's just that it's a really complex situation, and this is /b/. I figured I'd get 'stick it in her pooper' out of the way, to get more productive responses.

no u no u, shithead

>>17507719
Ummm, check Wikichan, I think eh explained that already.

>>17507836
>I know, I know. I mean, I'd prefer not to rape, too! It's just that it's a really complex situation, and this is /b/. I figured I'd get 'stick it in her pooper' out of the way, to get more productive responses.


I believe the proper response now is. . . NO U.

Well, since I guess there'll be nothing else but the normal questions and such tonight, /r/ ms paint version of OP.

I wanna know who I'm advising.

>>17507784
Hmm...you know, that would've been a pretty smart thing to do, to change some of the details from the beginning, just in case...hmmm...

>>17507784
That is an interesting thought.

Um, what is the backstory here?

>>17507995

lurk moar. also wikichan link already posted somewhere in this thread

>>17507956

no u

OP, STOP POSTING THIS GAWDAMN PIC! DO NOT FUCKING WANT!

>>17507852
B and C, I bet.

Opo, I don't know why everyone says "youre such a great guy" when, really, you're kinda a pedo. However, I've seen your posts evolve a little, so I'm confused on your current motives... Are you still gunna fuck the loli, or just halp? because im not too interested in you being a nice guy. i wanna fap to you fucking the shit outta this kid.

Although I must admit, the japanesse bit makes this all seem too good to be true. I'm skeptical, but i'm fapping either way. Your writing skills also make me skeptical of all this. You write a little too well and know just how to hook us.

Well, anonymous is listening.

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>>17508082

Seriously, OP, in the future, use one of the oekaki pictures people have generously done for you.

lol
Dear lawd. Are you /b/tards still believing this shit?

dont forget about red eye and dolljoints

also pooper

btw, after this thread i an certain this is a made up story, its too perfect

Has every one of these threads reached 500 replies and autosage, so far?

Yay, Nurse-kun! I've been refreshing /b/ for the past couple of hours waiting for you to show.

> she hadn't been seen *without* it since she was checked upon on sunday morning

I think this deserves a woot. woot!

Good call getting the rest of the staff behind you. If you'd crept around it would have eventually come out and you'd have been promptly v&.

>>17507956
>>17507904
how does that change anything?

He still was saying that he wanted to stick it in her pooper

He just said he would rather do it with consent.

>>17508110
So his writing skills happen to be slightly above what you're used to seeing in those Yahoo chat rooms you troll. Big fucking deal.

HAY.

Some good photoshoper needs to clothe OP's pic.

Or at least make that ribbon covering her stuff.

You know... I really beleived the first two threads. I even suggested the chocolate orange as a gift, adding much flavour to the story. I beleived!!!! But this thread I feel pushes it too far. Didn't he distinctly say he had the day off? He didn't mention any last second shift changes, just kinda passed it off as a regular thing but I think it's the tiniest of cracks that tears apart his whole story.

Anyways, it was enjoyable. I wont beleive it anymore without a picture now.

wow, these threads actually remind me somewhat of Densha Otoko. As bad as this may sound, this is all entertainment for me. Now we need forced anon off :P
Hang in there, buddy!

>>17508156
yes

> Opo, I don't know why everyone says "youre such a great guy" when, really, you're kinda a pedo

Got something against paedophiles pal?

little bears will get you any where

>>17507967
unanswerable.

>>17508191
Yes, but see, the keyword here is raep. Of which there will be none.

>>17508112
Ok, ok. I didn't think it was THAT bad, considering it's /b/, but I have no particular attachment to it. It was just a way to identify that it was me, from the first thread on.

Starting next thread: New Picture.

>>17508338
> I usually work five or six days a week, probably more this month since I don't have a 'family' (spouse/kids) to spend the holidays with. I have tonight off, so I'm a bit nervous about what's happening there while I'm at home, but, not much I can do about that.

emphasis on "tonight"

>>17508338

yeah the shift thing kind of gives a crack to it. anyway, op said he would deliver proof via a receipt for a gift he will buy her -- and if he indeed keeps his promise, this shit will be epic.
until then, we just have to habeeb. and I do. I really do.

KITAAAAAAAA!

> As bad as this may sound, this is all
entertainment for me

That just means you're a /b/tard. If you didn't feel that way I'd have to ask you to kindly gb2/gaia/ faggot.

heh, I read this last night and didn't really take that much notice of it as I thought it was copypasta. Reading on it now seems that it isn't. Well, if the OP is telling the truth, and he does something illegal, he can kiss his job goodbye. I dunno guys, I think that this is really fucked up and untrue. Everyone who posts these stories wants to be like that train guy on 2chan.

>>17508320

Lol faggot

I don't know if this has been covered in another of OP's threads, but am I the only one who thinks that even though he won't *immediately* stick it in her pooper, he'll definitely groom her for the next 11 years to be the next big thing in amputee porn? Jenna Jameson minus depth perception?

Just sayin'.

>>17508405

no, please use the picture you have been using until now! I don't read every copypasta-like post here on /b/, but your picture identifies you and it's the first thing people look at if you post.
keep at it!

You are a terrible, terrible person OP.

And this is a hilarious, hilarious series of threads bound to go down in /b/-history.

>>17508110

>>17508388
What? Well fuck this shit, I'm outta here!

>>17506970
Adopt her, OP.

You seem like a good person.

I haven't read the first thread, so all I know is that you're trying to help the girl. I desperately hope this isn't standard /b/ fare and you're trying to molest her and throw her in a well or some such diabolical evil.

Keep going how you're going now. You seem to be doing a good thing.

Lol everyone stfu, the OP's pic is hawt.

Playing devil's advocaat* for the moment, how will a receipt prove anything? He could just buy a chocolate orange and eat it himself, then post the receipt.


*that was deliberate btw, don't you kids be jumping on an excuse to tell someone they're a bad speller because you've no other way to feel superior over strangers on the internets.

>>17508338
Uh, yes, I said I had *sunday's shift off*. You know, when I would've been working from 10pm to 6am, like I usually do? And I didn't work last night, since, uh, I didn't have a shift scheduled.

And, as I mentioned in my first post today, I went in there ON MY OWN TIME...I will be going in TO WORK, tonight, at 10 pm, as usual.

Thanks for the orange, again, you're welcome to believe or not believe, read or not, as you wish. This is /b/. I'm not getting or losing anything by your doing so or not either way.

>>17508610

He'd obviously have to write "SUP /B/" on the reciept, and place it next to a copy of that day's New York Times or other newspaper.

The fact that retards actually think this is true, is what makes /b/ into such a shitty place.

>>17508637

Whoops, forgot your loli.

>>17508658
The fact that you are shitting on this thread is what makes /b/ such a shitty place.

534589029856364562345246 hours in MSpaint. <3

>>17508474
I have a job already, and I don't know how to manage a porn star.

>>17508610

your spellin scuss

>>17507967

wow op, just fucking rape her already

what's the use of trying to bring her spirits back up and take care of her, maybe adopt her, when both you and all of anonymous knows sooner or later you will barrel roll her pooper? you know you are going to, no use being in denial.

so quit fucking with us and yourself

Pic highly related.

>>17508652
But how would that prove anything other than he's bought a chocolate orange? Doesn't show he's given it to amputee-chan.

>>17508694
You're such a gullible little shit.

>>17508642
I say, I want moar. I want to hear this story. If it is a damn copy pasta, just pasta it. cause i want it. I want it like I want her little amputee arm jerking me off...

Whoops forgot my ha-oh. OH! I'm wearing my hat! Don't you hate it when that happens? Well, see ya!

>>17505932
When /b/ gives a relatively positive response to someones actions or intentions, people tend to act quicker than normal. (note to the OP: Congrats, but don't rush things too quickly. You probably already know this, but I doubt this little girl, who just had her life flipped upside down, would appreciate any other drastic changes.) Also, even though the OP may seem to have progressed quickly from our perspective, this isn't necessarily true. The OP is describing each minor detail to us, which has piled up to quite a bit of information over his collective posts. However, what has actually occured throughout this time is miniscule. In summary, the only thing he has done besides his job, is give a little lonely girl a small gift despite it being kinda against the hospital's rules and then chat about it with his co-workers. This seems perfectly believable to me, and even if it is fake, its not like lying on 4chan is exactly frowned upon.

>>17508742

I lol'd.

>>17508707

awwwwwwwwwww <3

>>17508575
agreed

okay, so you want to adopt her and care for her. as you know, she takes alot of care. You also have a job, which is luckily and unluckily at night. Who is going to sleep with her (not like that, pedo, I mean when she has a nightmare and needs a hug or when she has to go to the bathroom) while your gone?

You also know Uncle Sam pays you. This could go towards a babysitter, but a babysitter working at your times is hard. If you could get a gf that works days, you'd be set. Getting a gf will also become harder and easier. you will find one that will stick with you if she thinks the whole adopting thing is sweet, however a small fling to get some pussy will be hard, kids drive them away.

You also do/do not want to have a sexual relationship with this girl. Right? well, don't rape her. suicide is hard to avoid now, and with rape she will kill herself, as you know. you will have to show her love, compassion, and you will probably even fap to her while she is asleep [not recommended, but if you are sexually attracted to her, you will.] soon when she develops into a young lady, provided you have taken care of her right and you did not fap to her while she was sleeping and she caught you, she will probably realize you=most important man to her she=woman you no woman, man has needs, she fullfills your needs.

Alright I'll play Devil's, wait, GOD'S advocate and say we need more of these camps. Hamas and Hizbilluh have camps where they stuff innocent children full of their islamofacist lies, we need to prepare our children for the challenges of the war on terror!

I was told about this hateful discussion by my son, and I must say that this is the most despicable pack of terrorist-enabling lowlives I have ever seen. You all should be shamed, and pray to the one true god, Jesus Christ, for forgiveness. I will have you know I have written the ICANN to have your website removed in the name of our lord.

Regretfully,
Anna Jacobson

I CAME

History in the making, folks.

>>17508642

Fine, Ill beleive you for now. Only because I wants to so very much.
P.S. you better stick it in her pooper at some point

>>17508820
You know, this guy is right. I mean, it's not like this is proceeding at the pace of an H-game or something.

I won't be poopering her OR adopting her by the end of the week.

Still using the wrong fucking picture idiot.

>>17508742
Well, I'm not quite that old or shadowed or opiate-addicted or high-hairlined or cripply just yet, but...

>>17508474
the only way he will be grooming her in any other way than absolute normality, is if he is the dude in that amputee porn, asshole.

Artist's rendition of what the OP possibly looks like.

>>17509002
Then you'd better start a blog so people can keep up for the looooong term.

>>17509002

we don't expect that fast of a progress, this would do more harm than good anyway -- we are grateful for every tiny bit of information we get, keep us updated, we are behind you :)

>>17509098
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods tard

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>>17509189
It says he's a registered nurse. In the OP's original post he said he was a nurse orderly, which is not a nurse.

>>17508895
I'm sure there are a lot of girls out there who would like a less purely sexual relationship, and frankly, if the OP has just adopted a crippled little girl, it says a lot of good things about him. But don't try to find someone for the sole purpose of taking care of her with you. Try to find someone naturally, and until then just use a babysitter.

>>17508820
add this reply to the wiki

>>17508898
FAIL.

ICANN is not responsible for a website's content. Says so in their FAQ.

Whether this is copypasta or not, this still fails.

without raep its not so epic anymore

Artist's rendition of what the OP possibly looks like.

>>17508895
As I've already said in response to another post, if it goes through, I'd likely be at home full-time. There are financial options in place to make this doable.

I've thought about how a girlfriend might work if it happened, as well...despite this being /b/, I have had them in the past, and I haven't had a tremendous amount of trouble getting/keeping them, the vaguaries of youth nothwithstanding. Still, while you might think that being such a nurturing-looking person by taking care of her, women are human beings too, and people like her are hard for human beings to deal with, even in such a peripheral and minor role of a girlfriend. I couldn't ask one to take care of her.

And, um, I...well, it's complicated. All I know for sure is that I don't want to hurt her.

>>17509262
You do it.

>>17509317

no u

Ahhh... the stories of /b/

You want to believe, you want NOT to believe, but you WANT MOAR!!

So, in my belief that this is true, I would give the following advice:

If you had sexual thoughts about her already, imagine how that will be if you adopt her and she grows up in front of you? Chances are, at some point, you'll make a sexual advance, and that will be VERY WEIRD. I mean, you're not related, but even if she's 16 or something fairly competent, it's kind of weird, no?

She already has mental problems, so maybe you should try and bottle those sexual feelings. Or, wait until she's 18, and see how she feels about it. If she likes it, she likes it, and god says YES

>>17509281
I FUCKING CAME
BEST CRACKY-CHAN PIC EVAR

>>17509241
Well, I kinda do both jobs, since I'm alone at night, and have to deal with a number of senile or otherwise mentally compromised and occasionally troublesome patients. It was just a layman shorthand of a general job description.

I am, in fact, a registered nurse. YES, A REGISTERED MALE NURSE. PLZ DO NOT DRAW ME IN CAP WHITE'S OUTFIT W/GIANT NEEDLE.

My advice:

wait till she's 18 then STICK IT IN HER POOPER

If you end up living with her, then don't listen to these chumps saying "Wait till she is 18".

You and I both know that sexx0ring will occur much sooner then that.

> Or, wait until she's 18
Yes, because the arbitrary age limit set by most states in the US is a moral absolute.

>>17509356
If he does adopt her constant exposure and care is going to have fatherly instincts take over anyway, since he doesn't sound mentally unbalanced at all so far. I doubt that he'll still have sexual feelings about her at the end of it.

>>17509541


that is why the sex will occur much sooner

>>17509587
The OP appears very confused and restrained about the whole sex thing so I doubt it's going to happen at all.

>>17509541
Perhaps, perhaps...

>>17509511

"the arbitrary age limit set by most states"

>>17509274
Seconded

PLEASE. No pooper. It will fuck her up even more if her father figure and her lover are one and the same. Fine in animu, terribly weird and uncalled for in real life. STFU.

Ok, OP. Debate is going to go back and forth for a long time, until you can definitively prove this. I don't care about whether you prove it or not, really. If this is fake, then whatever, good job. If this is indeed real, I completely support you in what you're doing. If this is indeed real, and I believe it is, and there were a way I could somehow help you, I'd do it without hesitation.

Good luck, man. Good luck.

someone save this thread till the end, I'm going to bed (00:40)

>>You probably already know this, but I doubt this little girl, who just had her life flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute so just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called bel air

fixed

>>17509688

Seconded, don't go pedobear on her ass ffs.

>>17509511

You become an adult at 18. Instantly.

Our founding fathers said so.

>>17509644

You just dont want to see the loli have her sexual needs fufilled. Lucky for her she still has one hand to get herself off with. Yes I know she is 7, but not long from now that might be all she does by herself because its the only thing she can do!

Anyways, loli-sex is a must.

>>17509811

Actually, no.

OBJECTION!

You said in a previous testimony that this your girl was seriously injured 3 months ago in a car accident. Later you stated that she was undergoing physical therapy, and was using prosthetic limbs. Little did you know that you were digging your own grave with these statements.

I find it hard to believe that a young girl who was injured so badly that three of here limbs had to be taken just three months ago could possibly be using any sort of prosthetics so soon. You even said so yourself, Nurse-kun, that she was not fully healed. If she was not fulled healed then how could therapy possibly start, especially therapy involving artificial limbs. You may be able to look up impressive sounding words, but you can not hide from the truth!

THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS! THIS IS ALL FAKE. WAKE UP FUCKTARDS!

>>17509879
actually, yes

>>17509879
Report to the garage for servicing, I think your sarcasm meter is broken.

>>17509918
epic defeat

GODDAMNIT OP JUST POST A PIC OF SOMETHING. You in scrubs, reciept, todays paper with scrubs, you in front of clinic fucking SOMETHING.

fucking byouin otoko.

The visions dancing in my mind
The early dawn the shades of time
Twilight crawling through my window branes

Am I awake or do I dream
The strangest pictures I have seen
Night is deep and twilight's gone away

>>17509918
PHOENIX WRIGHT ALWAYS FINDS THE CONTRADICTION

this is true, and my mom is dead
- this is no copy pasta

It's either real or it's a dream, there's nothing that is inbetween

>>17510013
>you in front of clinic fucking SOMETHING

Snicker...

>>17509918
>>17509918
>>17509918

THREAD

OVER

>>17509918
Yeah, that seemed a little weird to me. The whole passage of time thing has been a little fucked throughout. Also, if she's only been injured for 3 months you wouldn't know if foster parents wouldn't touch her, etc, because usually it takes longer than that for someting like that to happen in any case. Still, this is fun. Keep talling your story, OP.

>>17509918
Is it so hard to believe that after THREE MONTHS her wounds are closed enough for her to start therapy? The OP said she had limbs amputated, not that she had all her bones broken

GET THAT PIC OF MY INTERNETS

When OP ends up raping her, a film should be made of this. Like Densha Otoko. People have been archiving these, right?

>>17509541
I disagree, frankly. He started this with some sexual feelings toward her. Someday she may want him, and if he has no girlfriend, he will want her back. OP is messed up a little, most likely not as much as you or I, but the sexual feelings will not go away, the second she goes to him naked asking for some some, he will do it, provided she is the right age (maybe not 8 probably 17).

>>17509918
casue... .you can start using artificial limbs at ANY point during recovery. you just ue them AS therepy. I'm not OP, btw...

>>17509918
I KNEW IT!

Excellent work Anonymous.

>>17509918
And you are some type of RN or higher? Piss off.
btw, this is not OP.

>>17509918

WINRAR

>>17506042
oh my god... your right!

>>17509960

No. It's actually no. The "founding fathers" did no such thing.

It took the 26th ammendment, ratified in the 1960's or 1970's (more than a century after all the "founding fathers" were dead and buried in any case) for even the voting age to be lowered to 18.

I'll be going to bed now, someone better save this thread and repost it if prompted.
Good night to you all and to up -- good luck on your night shift, bring happiness and hope to that little girl's life :)

>>17510226
You obviously haven't read the whole thing. Go lurk some moar on wikichan.
The OP said that foster parents don't touch fucked up children, not that foster parents are not interested in her.

I think the next thread should primarily concern the OP's acquisition of a camera and methods for taking discreet photos.

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>>17510481
I don't think that guy who posted about the founding fathers was being serious.
You're getting haado trolled right now

>>17510578
But how do you know he's not a troll pretending to be suckered to generate angry responses telling him how stupid he is?

>>17510578

Thanks for not amking me say it myself.

But since I get such satisfaction out of it I'll say it anyway.

TROLL'D

>>17509918
Your lack of knowledge cannot be disguised with bombastity alone. Clearly, while you believe you've spotted some sort of giant gaping hole (much like you are no doubt picturing at the end of her stumps) in my account, all that you've seen is an ignorant fool's picture in your own mind.

The average time it takes to heal to the point of entirely closed flesh after amputation is under a month, with variations based upon age, general health, and all the other things that determine how fast one heals any other cut or incision. When this initial healing is completed, and all sutures and staples removed, the result is a thin but coherent scar tissue joining the flesh that was knit together during the surgery. While it is 'healed', it remains fragile, and can be worried open again, thus necessitating careful treatment.

HOWEVER! Her legs had suffered serious burns, which was the main reason for the choice to amputate. While the point to amputate at was chosen at a site above the limit of the burns, the additional trauma caused via nerve damage by these burns has left her in considerable pain even after this 'healing' has occured.

>>17509918
He also said in the original post that he was a "nurse-orderly at a nursing home." He later claimed: "I am, in fact, a registered nurse." Newsflash - a nursing orderly IS NOT A REGISTERED NURSE. This guy has you lot sucked in big time. I laugh at your stupidity and lust for perversion.

>>17510649
I DON'T KNOW
ARGH YOU JUST SHATTERED MY WHOLE LIFE VIEW

WOULD YOU GUYS FUCK UP AND LET THESE THREADS DIE. IT'S A TROLL AT WORK.

there's no big hole up until now

only story holes that people WANT to see...

ForcedAnon, you are doing good. I have faith in you.

only, ask someone to do something like this
it took me 4567 hours in MS paint so it's not very good. but ask some shopper to do it properly, and you'll get less prison mansex, and our friends at FBI will care less of you.

yours truly
Anonymous

>>17510877
no

>>17509918
Furthermore, it is common practice in amputation cases that have been pre-scheduled with some measure of time available beforehand to have a very basic prosthetic limb ready and 'fitted' onto the stump when the patient awakens post-surgery, to help with accepting it psychologically. I find it hard to believe that any medical professional would allow such a thing to happen if even a freshly-amputated and sutured limb being 'capped' would harm the patient!

Her arm was not burned, and would thus be considered 'fully' healed, as much as any amputation site could be, and she has thus apparently being doing quite well with learning to use that prosthetic limb. On the other hand, since her leg stumps still cause her frequent pain, which will hopefully fade with time, they cannot be considered, by a medical professional, to be 'fully' healed, despite the skin and muscle tissue having healed well enough to begin prosthetic rehab!

Such rehab consisting largely, at this point, of her learning to balance upon her new legs, particularly without natural knees, the most crucial component in the human legs for the act of walking. She is never unassisted by a rehabilitation professional in these attempts, and would still fall over if she tried to do so on her own. Even if she is learning very quickly as compared to a 'standard' person in her situation, she is nowhere close to walking unassisted yet!

You should really hire an expert to brief yourself in these matters before launching into an attack, and please keep your RP faggotry in its own threads, TYVM, and GTFO!

Hay guyz, I'll adopt her. I promise I won't molest her as a kid and marry her when she grows up this time.

sage

>>17509262

Done

Massive flaw - He also said in the original post that he was a "nurse-orderly at a nursing home." He later claimed: "I am, in fact, a registered nurse." Newsflash - a nursing orderly IS NOT A REGISTERED NURSE. This guy has you lot sucked in big time. I laugh at your stupidity and lust for perversion.

He also said in the original post that he was a "nurse-orderly at a nursing home." He later claimed: "I am, in fact, a registered nurse." Newsflash - a nursing orderly IS NOT A REGISTERED NURSE. This guy has you lot sucked in big time. I laugh at your stupidity and lust for perversion.

He also said in the original post that he was a "nurse-orderly at a nursing home." He later claimed: "I am, in fact, a registered nurse." Newsflash - a nursing orderly IS NOT A REGISTERED NURSE. This guy has you lot sucked in big time. I laugh at your stupidity and lust for perversion.

He also said in the original post that he was a "nurse-orderly at a nursing home." He later claimed: "I am, in fact, a registered nurse." Newsflash - a nursing orderly IS NOT A REGISTERED NURSE. This guy has you lot sucked in big time. I laugh at your stupidity and lust for perversion.

He also said in the original post that he was a "nurse-orderly at a nursing home." He later claimed: "I am, in fact, a registered nurse." Newsflash - a nursing orderly IS NOT A REGISTERED NURSE. This guy has you lot sucked in big time. I laugh at your stupidity and lust for perversion.

Hay guyz, I'll adopt her. I promise I won't molest her as a kid and marry her when she grows up this time.

>>17510752
IF YOU THINK THIS IS A FAKE AND WILL BECOME ONE OF THE GREATEST THREADS A CHAN HAS SEEN, THEN GTFO AND LAUGH IF HE TELLS US

>>17511021
Game over.

WikiChan instant updates SUCKS!

Nurse-kun:

You know how Bikko was created because the artist was impressed with his amputee friend's coping with her condition? Weeeell have you considered showing Amputee-chan the fanart that Anonymous has drawn for you? She might be touched that there are so many people out there thinking about her.

So he was lying all along?

>>17511278

You're an idiot.

Wow...I never really look at these threads. This one was just O.K. I've seen more epic stuff in my day, Pic related. Like the time when /b/ wasn't gay. Wait, I think that's a Time Paradox.

>>17511160
I don't think, I know. You guys don't see the whole picture. Read the fucking threads and remember what you've read. A liar has to have a good memory.

>>17511249
pwnd by wordfilter. F.T.W!

>>17511329
u

>>17507224
I call her "Accident-tan". I think that's cuter.

>>17511151
Yeah, just keep repeating it, it'll make it true. Good work there.

>>17511278

Or she might get freaked out like a normal child would, and much more likely a child who lost her legs, arm, eye, and parents.

>>17511205
technically the game is still on.

Isn't the OP's image file a little TOO convenient?

>>17511021
well, if thats not the OP then i suppose its a doctor or pre-med major that hasent sold/burned this semester's books yet...

>>17511278
I've considered it, actually...it was such an idea that first inspired me to suggest people draw such fanart, though clearly, it's a bit of a sticky subject...because if I show it to her, even if she likes it, and it makes her feel better, I'd probably need to ask her to keep it a secret. Because other people learning that I gave descriptions of her to people to draw pictures of her on the internets would self-evidently, for anyone with half a brain, be a serious no-no.

Even if I tell her that people learned about her on their own and drew it on their own, it's still risky, because people learning I found it and directed it to her would likely trace it back here somehow, and, well.

I'm still thinking about it.

>>17507224
You can do it yourself you know. It's a wiki.

Hump her b4 she catches on!

>>17511278

that's pretty weird that the Legions of /b/ adopt a damaged child and help her recover with their (sometimes pedo) interest in her story

she would never find about WHO their /b/-uncles are...

some kind of poetry there

the internet monsters vs. real world's cruel pity


what was that, OP? System sucks? If you're not a troll, and I believe you are not, you make me proud of being part of /b/

Gaiafags and emofags would go CRY and BITCH about DESTINY, like the christfags would do (without prayers obv.). We stay cool, we don't show off pity.
We are /b/, and though, even the most cruel of us, after spamming their shit, think about you as a perfect example of our kind, as an hero, as a new and western Densha Okoto.

You guys are gullible morons. I'm going to bed to lie and think smugly about how you've all been sucked in.

>>17511418

Signed. That's one more vote on your dubbing.

>>17511443

It's an edit.

>>17511617
I don't think you have a bed. Enjoy your smugness.

>>17511537
Another idea would be to show her the Bikko pics and tell her about her. Give her a sort of amputee role model.

>>17511617
Everyone on the planet is wrong except me
Why is this
Why am I the only person on Earth who is right

>>17511443
The eyepatch and hair have been cut in previous threads, possibly more since I followed it. I did not save it, however I feel this pic is important.
Keep it up nurse-chan, even if it is fake, which I do not wholy believe, but it is /b/, keep it up anyway.

>>17511537
Apart from the fact it's dangerous jobwise is it really such a great idea to go out of your way to deliberately remind her she's lost most of her limbs by showing her badly drawn pictures of herself minus them? Really doesn't strike me as a very good idea. Stick with generally supportive gifts.

Requesting rapidshare or link to the story so far.

>>17507224
Doing so right now.

Stick it in her pooper.

>>17511443
It's a photoshop, dummy

>>17511763
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

>>17511711

lolerskates

Yeah, just show to her that youve told the world about her and people on the internet are drawing pictures of her broken body and sending them to you. great idea.

>>17510984

add this pic to the wiki

>>17511753
Well, yes, but this is /b/. I figured a less emotionally-charged reasoning would be more acceptable to the full audience. But yes, I certainly hadn't planned on throwing a handful of printouts at her any time soon.

Also: Afk for a bit, making some quick dinner.

Is the OP lying or not. Help me to understand /b/, cos I lack the knowledge to tell

>>17511873

cunning you, Anonymous.

it shouldn't be something to do suddenly... if it would ever be done.

>>17511879
done, done, blah blah etc

IN B4 FBI

dude, what the hell are you talking about? there are so many loopholes in your fucking story that its hard to tell what or who youre talking about. next time, outline the subject first, please, so that i, ANON, can read it without confusion.

>>17511753

I agree. Forget about showing her weird pictures of herself. It would totally freak her out. Just keep things slow and cool.

original here

>>17512081
Shut up tard. The story is archived on wikichan you failure.

>>17512151

Ok I'm not the most mentally stable person on the planet but sometimes even I wonder what the fuck is wrong with /b/. I missed the first thread but I believe the OP is sincere, seriously guys, one eyed, one armed, psychologically scarred child here, I figured you could dig up a little compassion from those PENIS shaped hearts of yours.

>>17512081
Get the fuck out and go to an English lesson you prepubescent moron.

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>>17512195
Uh, we're not being compassionate? We're getting behind the OP and supporting him in his attempt to make her life a little better. What more do you want, a bunch of flowers?

>>17511879
not to be confused with I, anon.

>>17512195

>>17511151
/b/ is about stupidity and perversion. If you have a problem with this and aren't lolling why the fuck are you here? It makes no sense.

>>17512343
no we want proof.

PICS

OR

IT

NEVER

HAPPENED

>>17512081
Nurse, not Writer, etc etc STFU

>>17512691
agreed.

I wish Anonynurse the best in his endeavors.

A quick overview if anybody's interested... (yes, I'm back)
First thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/7910033/17395655.rar.html
Second thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/7924469/17445483.rar.html
Third thread (not complete, but as close as I could come before going to bed):
http://rapidshare.com/files/7935439/17454864.rar.html
The fanart can currently be seen in http://cgi.4chan.org/i/res/44637.html (I'll need somebody else for archiving this).
And of course the current thread is http://img.4chan.org/b/res/17505569.html (whicdh I'll also need osmeone else to archive)
Also, check out http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods and http://www.chae-game.com/vinc/damaged_goods/
(You're welcome to copy/paste this into the next many threads to get rif of the "I didn't catch this" posts... Of course while updating it at the same time...

Looks like everyone's left the party, I'm going to bed.

>>17513520
OK. But tomorrow you need to address the CAMERA ISSUE.

>>17513409
No, I'm not OP, I'm just the Archiver from the last few days... no need to put me in wikichan... well, if nothing else, then at least just point out that I'm not OP, k?

>>17513954
Oh... >:)

>>17513954
He's not the OP, since I am. But his archiving is greatly appreciated. Keep up the good work!

>>17514052
And yeah, seems it's winding down, but I suppose there isn't a lot to say anymore today. Perhaps something tomorrow, but I suppose we'll all have to wait and see, hm?

I <3 this story, good work anonynurse

Don't let /b/ bite you in the ass

Updated the list to include this thread, and going to bed... CYA!
First thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/7910033/17395655.rar.html
Second thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/7924469/17445483.rar.html
Third thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/7935439/17454864.rar.html
Fourth thread:
http://rapidshare.com/files/8073640/17505569.rar.html
The fanart can currently be seen in http://cgi.4chan.org/i/res/44637.html (I'll need somebody else for archiving this... with full-size pictures that is...).
Also, check out http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods and http://www.chae-game.com/vinc/damaged_goods/
(You're welcome to copy/paste this into the next many threads to get rid of the "I didn't catch this" posts... Of course while updating it at the same time...

when you're a kid and you wanna go wii

>>17513409
How far does this third thread go?

I have one from start time until 22:52. I don't know if anything important was said in that between time, but I'm pretty sure nothing was after that.

>>17514534
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods
Is fantastically updated.
<3 anon for their dedication.

>>17514534
it goes to post No 17460265, which my copy tells me is about 19:47, please upload and update my overview-thingie?

When you're a kid and you wanna go wheee
but you ain't got drugs yet
you hold on to your life
you hold on to your...little gonads...and strife.
Gonads and strife! Gonads and stife! Gonads and strife!

Nurse-kun has this anonymous poster's support.

>>17514534
I think that was about it, more or less. Though technically, there were two threads on sunday, but condensing them is fine too.

>>17514827
http://rapidshare.com/files/8074689/17454864.rar.html

Should be it. If that guy is gone, by "overview" did he mean the post with all the links in it?

>>17515071
I thought the second of the two threads on that day was thread 3, and the first was thread 2. I posted a larger version of thread 3, without 2 combined into it.

Anonynurse, you've got my support. No perverted shit, though. Just remind her that there are people in this world that still care about her and love her no matter what, especially around Christmas.

>>17515252
It's all good. Your hard work is appreciated.

>>17515268
Um, that's the plan. I'm not sure if I should do anything tonight, though I'm considering checking to see if she's awake, and if so, telling her that she doesn't have to keep the bear a secret, etc, just to take that burden off her.

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this has become far to wholesome and goody goody for /b/

I admit to not get v& you should take it slow and be carefull... but there has to be an eventual goal of loli-sex in this, right??

OP is a filthy fucking liar!

And if not, for the love of God, don't do any sick shit. You'd probably be the only person she has, and that would be a huge breach of trust, and you'd be a sick fuck too.

Isn't this pasta already?