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    7 KB Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)15:10:28 No.25536736  
    Hey, /b/. I know I've been absent for a bit lately, but, well, stuff's been happening. I was going to try and update you last weekend, but /b/ seemed to be busy being raped by MySQL, so, hey.

    As previously mentioned, stuff has, in fact, been happening, but I won't bore you with the details, not just yet, anyway. Instead, I suppose I'll tell you what I was doing yesterday, instead. See, she'd been...'injured'...in the torso during the accident, as well as the limbs and her head. It'd been a pretty serious injury, as well, in the vicnity of her liver and surrounding organs. They managed to repair the damage to a sufficient extent at the time, but some of her bloodwork had been showing some troubling numbers since then, and X-rays didn't show much, and an MRI wasn't very feasible (hard to take one when the patient is freaking out with a PTSD flashback...) so an ERCP was scheduled for yesterday.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:13:16 No.25536929
    Bumping a Nurse-kun thread
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)15:21:07 No.25537459
    >>25536736
    Now, understandably, she wasn't too thrilled about this prospect. I mean, firstly, she's sick of hospitals in general, with the rehab facility only being tolerated out of necessity, but without much love. Secondly, who really wants a multiple-foot tube tentacle-raping your throat/upper digestive tract? And thirdly, well...she was a bit afraid, even if she didn't admit it out loud. Even falling asleep isn't something she finds comforting anymore, and she associates being anesthetized or sedated with the initial surgical work just after the accident, so...

    Still, it did need to be done. The specialist in charge of the procedure and monitoring these problems was meeting resistance from her, and where normally a young patient would have their parents to help calm them down and convince them that it would be okay, and that it needed to be done, she...well, doesn't. So her social worker suggested me, instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:26:44 No.25537833
    >>25536736
    Has a pic of this girl been released yet?
    Im really curious what she looks like o0
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:28:02 No.25537925
    lurk moar
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)15:28:55 No.25537981
    >>25537459
    I was a bit surprised, but pleasently so, on the whole, really. I mean, it seemed to show that her worker recognized that I was probably the person she trusted most in the world, which was nice on the level of a bonus to my adoption score (so to metaphorize), but also nice on a personal sort of level, that I might be able to help her a bit more.

    Anyway, once he (the specialist) got in touch with me, we discussed her situation beyond what he knew on paper (he'd never actually met her yet, go system go), with me filling him in on her fears and issues, and then offering to try and help smooth things over.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:30:08 No.25538048
    No. GTFO. GTFO. Please.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:31:22 No.25538135
    bump for intresting
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:32:23 No.25538201
    hay tripfag this is 4chon, say some memes so we know you're one of us

    4chon for life
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:32:35 No.25538221
    Bump for Nurse-Kun.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:32:58 No.25538247
    >>25538048
    no u
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:33:58 No.25538309
    >>25538201
    GTFO
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:34:38 No.25538356
    age
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:34:51 No.25538369
    >>25538201
    GTFO WEEABOO FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:36:23 No.25538466
    bump
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:36:45 No.25538490
    Bump for Nurse-Kun
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:36:53 No.25538505
    Love you, Nurse-Kun!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:37:11 No.25538524
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:37:23 No.25538534
    Hiya nurse-kun. Nice to see you on /b/. I haven't seen one of your threads first person since #2.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:37:59 No.25538570
    dammit, why does this have to be posted half an hour before an exam?
    posting in nurse-kun thread = win
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:38:20 No.25538592
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    Age for NURSE-FUCKING-KUN

    Everyone who doesn't follow this can get the fuck out, right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:38:33 No.25538601
    In before 200+ replies.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)15:38:42 No.25538611
    >>25537981
    Of course, saying was, as it usually is, easier than doing. Due to the problems I've already mentioned, convincing her wasn't a simple task. She seemed to understand the medical issues and their urgency, understood that this was the only feasible way to figure out what was going on so that they could treat her properly, but as is human nature, her knowledge and logical comprehension didn't automatically overcome her feelings on the subject.

    We sat up and talked for a long while about her fears and distaste for the procedure, the primary amongst their number being in a surgical environment again, laying on a table, IV hooked into her remaining limb, surrounded by masked doctors and nurses, then being 'put to sleep'...putting yourself in her position and remembering her not-so-distant past, wouldn't you be afraid, too?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:38:51 No.25538620
    bump
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:39:10 No.25538641
    >>25538592
    second'd
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:39:36 No.25538672
    HAY 4CHON, I'M ONE OF YOU I KNOW MEMES

    POOL'S CLOSED! LOL INTERNET AND I'M CHARGING MY LAZER!

    LET'S CLOSE SOME POOLS 4CHON WE ARE ONE WE ARE ANONYMOUS WE CANNOT BE DEFEATED!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:40:10 No.25538710
    >>25538570
    Exactly
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:40:11 No.25538711
    >>25538048

    Kill yourself.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)15:40:28 No.25538735
    lol just kidding guys, I suck cock
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:40:41 No.25538752
    Love you, Nurse-Kun.
    >> noko Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:41:33 No.25538813
    >>25538735
    fail
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:44:33 No.25538983
    >>25538813
    POWER FAIL

    Noko goes in the email field
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:44:49 No.25538996
    >>25538813
    fail
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:44:52 No.25539001
    >>25538672
    The cancer killing /b/, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:44:57 No.25539007
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    >>25538201
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:46:32 No.25539080
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    >>25538672
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:48:01 No.25539157
    Hey, /b/. I know I've been absent for a bit lately, but, well, stuff's been happening. I was going to try and update you last weekend, but /b/ seemed to be busy being raped by MySQL, so, hey.

    As previously mentioned, stuff has, in fact, been happening, but I won't bore you with the details, not just yet, anyway. Instead, I suppose I'll tell you what I was doing yesterday, instead. See, she'd been...'injured'...in the torso during the accident, as well as the limbs and her head. It'd been a pretty serious injury, as well, in the vicnity of her liver and surrounding organs. They managed to repair the damage to a sufficient extent at the time, but some of her bloodwork had been showing some troubling numbers since then, and X-rays didn't show much, and an MRI wasn't very feasible (hard to take one when the patient is freaking out with a PTSD flashback...) so an ERCP was scheduled for yesterday.
    Yum... Delicious copypasta
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:48:55 No.25539211
    >>25539157
    fuck off
    >> Suzumiya Haruhi !SOSvrMal.A 04/26/07(Thu)15:49:01 No.25539218
    Hell of a mess ya got there, Nurse-kun.

    >>25539007
    >>25539080
    We get the point. Don't turn this into a facepalm thread though.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:49:24 No.25539236
    >>25539157
    How you enjoying your first week on 4chan?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)15:50:09 No.25539278
    >>25538611
    She actually started crying when she was describing her memories of the last time she was in just that situation, which is very unusual for her general withdrawn state, outside of nightmares. I comforted her as best I could, and offered to go with her, and stay by her side the entire time, to make sure they treated her right, and to protect her. I know, of course, that I couldn't really do much to do so, but what was important was that she believed it, or believed me saying it, rather than the 'facts'.

    We spoke a bit longer, but she eventually agreed, tentatively, to consenting to the procedure. That was a few weeks ago, and the time finally came yesterday. I showed up at the nursing home at around 6:30, still not quite fully awake but practically chugging coffee, as the procedure was scheduled for 8, and she needed to be at the hospital by 7...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:50:24 No.25539290
    >>25539211
    >>25539236
    FAIL
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:50:27 No.25539295
    >>25539218
    >Suzumiya Haruhi

    HATTORI HANZO! YOU FUCKING WEEABOO KAWAII ^___^
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:51:08 No.25539326
    yes, i'm aware i need to lurk moar, but is there any copy pasta from previous nurse-kun?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:51:31 No.25539344
    >>25539236

    yeah he's a noob i bet he doesn't know all the memes yet, long way to go before he's a vet
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:53:40 No.25539480
    >>25539326
    yes there is.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:53:41 No.25539482
    >>25536736
    >>25536929
    >>25537459
    >>25537833
    >>25537981
    >>25538135
    >>25538201
    >>25538221
    >>25538356
    >>25538490
    >>25538505
    >>25538534
    >>25538611
    >>25538620
    >>25538672
    >>25538735
    >>25538752
    >>25538813
    >>25539236
    >>25539278
    >>25539295
    >>25539326
    >>25539344
    GTFO and go back to the fucking WEEABOO land
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:53:42 No.25539483
    >>25539326
    The old stuff is over at Wikichan. Its well worth reading even though it is now approaching tl;dr for people just joining now
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:54:13 No.25539512
    Bumping For Nurse-kun.

    Also some people in this thread need a giant dose of LURK MOAR.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:55:04 No.25539568
    Hey Nurse-kun, I hope your Daddy is still maintaining and doing okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:55:23 No.25539583
    >>25538711
    >>25538813
    >>25538983
    >>25538996
    >>25539001
    >>25539211
    >>25539236
    >>25539290
    >>25539295
    >>25539326
    >>25539344

    _ _ _ _
    _ _ ___ _ _ __ _| | | ___ _ _ ___| | __ ___ ___ ___| | _____
    | | | |/ _ \| | | | / _` | | | / __| | | |/ __| |/ / / __/ _ \ / __| |/ / __|
    | |_| | (_) | |_| | | (_| | | | \__ \ |_| | (__| < | (_| (_) | (__| <\__ \
    \__, |\___/ \__,_| \__,_|_|_| |___/\__,_|\___|_|\_\ \___\___/ \___|_|\_\___/
    |___/
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:55:41 No.25539600
    Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:56:03 No.25539624
    Oh shi- it's nurse-kun!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:58:15 No.25539752
    >>25536736
    Fucking keep this thread going.
    Nurse-kun = pure /b/
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)15:58:39 No.25539778
    age for ampu-loli and nurse-kun
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)16:00:23 No.25539883
    >>25539278
    She was in a barely-controlled state of panic when I got to her room, finding her already dressed and ready to go, wearing all her limbs and an assortment of some of the spring clothing we picked up on an earlier outing; she must've folded at least five cranes in the two or three minutes I took upfolding her chair and double-checking with her nurse on duty out at the station in the hallway. She was still fidgeting when I got back, looking out her window and generally acting restless...not kicking her feet or such, of course, but her good hand and her myoelectric alike were twisting her skirt in her lap, as she bit her lip...I kneeled in front of her and did a bit of head-weaving to catch her eye, and tried to smile as confidently as I could, reassuring her that it'd be all right, and we'd go out and have some fun afterward.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:02:06 No.25539985
    I hope WikiSysop is reading this... if not, I'll save this shit for wikichan XD
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:02:33 No.25540015
    You people fail.
    Yay Nurse-kun. <3
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:02:39 No.25540022
    Dear Nurse-Kun, Do you plan on fucking her after you adopt her? You know that's wrong don't you?
    I mean can you keep yourself under control?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:03:59 No.25540105
    >>25539985
    I was going to say that someone should archive for wikichan.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:06:25 No.25540246
    we don't need no stinking evidence

    we have faith
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:07:16 No.25540294
    >>25540022
    He has said before that he won't, and he was joking before.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)16:08:43 No.25540371
    >>25539883
    She looked down a bit, then eventually nodded, and I helped her up into her chair...she's started insisting lately on my merely helping hold onto her as she walks to it, which is still great to see every time. Once she was in it, we wheeled on out to the facility's van, got loaded up, and headed on out, taking my old position of holding her hand as she filled her ears with music and shut her eyes, something that we haven't done for a while, with me doing the driving on our outings (though I do reach over to hold it while we're stopped at lights, as she sits up front with me).

    Once we arrived, we wheel-walked our way into the hospital and headed for the GI unit, arriving a few minutes early. It was still pretty empty at that point, with only one woman already waiting, and a man showing up a few minutes after we did, while we were waiting to be called.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:13:57 No.25540650
    >>25540371
    V&
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:15:12 No.25540715
    >>25540294
    I don't believe he was joking, I think he's sexually attracted to her. I don't however think he'll act on it.. Hopefully.

    I do think he cares deeply for her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:15:24 No.25540723
    >>25540650
    GTFO
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:17:37 No.25540865
    Please someone post rule 34 of this.

    Thanks
    Anon
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:18:45 No.25540933
    >>25540723
    >we wheeled on out to the facility's van

    Ass.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)16:19:48 No.25540999
    >>25540371
    We were playing some Ouendan to pass the time, with her beating me considerably more handily, still, than with EBA. Of course, I only had one earbud in to keep one open for her name to be called, and we were only halfway into our third game when just that happened. We wrapped things up, and I wheeled her in after her prep-nurse, a nice older woman with 'Kiffy' on her nametag (turned out to be short for Katherine, which she claimed nobody had ever called her). I introduced myself and explained my credentials and position in the matter, and was quickly accepted without wrangling or 'I'll need to check that...', thankfully.

    We were shown to an ERCP recovery room consisting of a small room with three beds, which Kiffy explained they'd stolen from Cardiology, since they weren't using it much. Took me back to my own days in a hospital, that did. Then she asked me to help our girl disrobe, our common nursehood and my position with her in the home brushing right past any societal squeamishness toward a grown man doing so with a young girl, thankfully, since she'd also been unhappy about the thought of more strange nurses doing such things with/to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:20:20 No.25541042
    Posting in a Nurse-kun
    >> A-nonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:22:02 No.25541154
    >>25541042
    Thread.

    Me as well, and much kudos.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:24:12 No.25541288
    >>25540999

    Don't fucking fail me now Nurse-Kun
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:26:01 No.25541398
    Posting in my first Nurse-kun thread, and simply want to note that you, sir, are an inspiration.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:26:16 No.25541412
    >>25540999

    !

    Is dat sum CP?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:29:19 No.25541554
    Bump for moar Nurse-Kun!
    >> age 04/26/07(Thu)16:30:07 No.25541599
    posting in a nurse kun thread ftw
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:30:58 No.25541639
    bump
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:31:29 No.25541663
    I love you nurse-kun. I want to have your babies. I NEED YOU
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)16:32:00 No.25541695
    >>25540999
    I helped her, with curtains drawn around us, to change out of her clothes and into a gown, tying it up in the back...then there was a small debate about whether her prosthetics could stay on or need to be taken off...she wasn't very happy at that possibility. I argued on her behalf, pointing out that it wouldn't affect her BP or any other readings pre-procedure, and that it'd do just the opposite, in fact, helping her stay calmer and more relaxed, instead. In the end, I won out, and on they stayed.

    Next came the cuff and the finger-clamp, which aren't much fun, with both her BP and pulse being a bit high as expected, but didn't last too long, as they were only preludes to IV insertion to the back of the hand, anyway. Thankfully, Kiffy was an old hand, and a good one, too. I mean, our girl doesn't like needles, particularly, but she's had enough of them that she isn't going to freak out, either; all in all it went as smooth as could be expected, with a smooth thrust, a wince, and an all clear. She got taped up, hooked up to an IV for some fluids (she'd had to fast since five the day before, and nothing to drink since midnight), and then we more or less chilled for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:34:14 No.25541801
    http://wikichan.org/index.php/Story:DamagedGoods
    http://wikichan.org/index.php/Story:DamagedGoods
    http://wikichan.org/index.php/Story:DamagedGoods
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:35:27 No.25541873
    i dont understand this
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:36:08 No.25541902
    >>25541873

    LURK MOAR
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:37:38 No.25541981
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Anonynurse

    Annonynurse is the handle of a /b/tard who claims to be a registered male nurse. According to his story, he works night shifts in an unnamed geriatric care facility. His posts, written in the style of a serial novella, detail his budding relationship with the youngest addition to the patient roster: a seven year old girl and multiple-amputee whom he's expressed sexual interest in. His first /b/ post appeared on the 17th of December, 2006, and have been updated almost nightly thereafter.

    Assuming the posts aren't the output of a talented postmodern novelist, this man is a pedophile. It's also possible this is some kind of sublimely perverse Christmas Story.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:38:41 No.25542048
    Contrary to his clearly-stated sexual fantasies and desires, when /b/tards raised objections to his latent pederasty, Annonynurse stridently protested his innocence. "Much lulz ensued."

    His /b/ threads have become legendary. The two or three hundred replies his posts receive fall into roughly one of four categories:

    1. I don't habeeb it!
    2. You are a sick, sick fuck.
    3. Your story warms my heart because I'm illiterate and didn't notice that you're a pedophile.
    4. Your story warms my heart because I'm a pedophile.


    As of the 22nd December, 2006, he's outlined his plan to win her trust, adopt, and eventually seduce or otherwise molest the girl once she's under his roof. After being spammed with roughly 2*1023rd posts in the second category, he toned down the sexual angle. To new readers his current threads seem perfectly innocent. This makes them especially creepy to those who've read prior posts.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:39:47 No.25542105
    Pedophillic statements

    "God, she's so cute, she's half-japanese, but has blonde hair, and the rest of her body that didn't get cut away is just perfect, she used to be a gymnast, it seems."

    "Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too."

    "Well, this is why I specified the pooper. I mean, they use adult-size colonoscopies on kid-sized colons, and they aren't sent straight from the imaging department to the ER for OMG RECTAL DISASTER."

    "It makes sense, though, because she really hates her wheelchair...the first time I answered one of her calls at night, I'd wheeled it out to put her in it, since that's standard procedure, but she asked me not to use it, so I carried her, instead. I guess that's the first time I thought about her in an illegal manner, really."

    "Ok, OP here: I won't be poopering her in the foreseeable future. I mean, when /b/ can come down at least in the slight minority against doing a barrel roll into a loli, it clearly isn't the right course of action, though I guess I did know that already."

    "Um, I have to admit, she didn't seem to get at all distressed until she may have possibly noticed me looking down there, which I quickly stopped doing, just before I caught her looking away as well, out of my peripheral vision. I was being pretty unprofessional, it's true, since I'd never had any inclination to look at any other of my patients taking a piss before..."
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)16:41:04 No.25542193
    >>25541695
    It seems that her specialist was MIA, so the nurses that'd be handling the procedure showed up and introduced themselves (Lorraine, and, um, the other one escapes my memory, sorry lady), while the junior doctor came in as well, a young Asian woman whose name I cannot remember either, for the life of me. She ran through the checklist of allergies, previous surgeries (that took a while), medications, etc. I did my best to provide the answers, having studied up on her charts to memorize the exact list of procedures she'd been through already, though I already had her meds occupying grey matter real estate. She isn't allergic to anything, so that wasn't any trouble, at least.

    The doctor wandered off again, while an additional bag of cipro was added to her drip just in case, to provide a safeguard against infection, one of the risks of the procedure. We played some more Ouendan for another twenty minutes or so, trying to keep her mind off of what was coming up, a second reading of her BP and pulse revealing she was still rather anxious, if not in critical levels just yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:42:00 No.25542245
    posting among original content from Nurse-kun
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:42:27 No.25542268
    posting in epic nurse-kun thread
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:42:32 No.25542272
    >>25542048
    Number four yeah!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:48:00 No.25542589
    >>25542272


    Die pervo
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:48:07 No.25542600
    oh nurse-kun, i love you, even if you are attracted to her. you're still amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:49:20 No.25542670
    >>25542048
    4
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:50:49 No.25542757
    >>25542600
    I agree, I'm the asshole who posted all the trash taking
    But I think Nurse-Kun might be this girl's angel as long as he doesn't stick it in her pooper.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)16:51:07 No.25542780
    >>25542193
    Finally, the doctor manifested, a guy in his mid-forties that looked about as bland as anonymous could hope for, strolling in and introducing himself before he even layed eyes upon her behind me, was I was sort of between her and the door. He extended his right hand forward just as he did so, then it sort of hung there as he took her in, and apparently remembered just which of her hands were missing. Then she did her awesome, and silently raised her myoelectric right hand in return, and moved to slip it into his, for a shake. I think she squeezed just a bit harder than she 'should' have, really, from the slight wince I saw on his face, but not hard enough to pulp or anything (a metal motor-powered claw underneath cosmetic sheath can do a fair amount of damage, even if it's little-girl sized). Better than throwing her DS at him, so I'm thankful she restrained herself to a minor protest, really.

    That done, he said something about seeing her again in a bit, and quickly walked back out, rubbing his hand a little as he went, and I could swear I saw her smile a little out of the corner of my eye as he did so. And then, within a few more minutes, it was time to go...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:54:24 No.25543010
    >>25542780
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:55:44 No.25543106
    >>25543010
    I, however, did not.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)16:58:40 No.25543308
    I don't know what to believe so I'm going to ignore this.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:00:57 No.25543454
    posting in a nurse-kun thread!
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)17:01:05 No.25543463
    >>25542780
    The side-rails came up, I stowed our DSs (DSi? DS as in Ninja?) away, and it was off to the procedure room. She managed to stay very well composed, all things considered, as we wheeled down the hallway, but that changed once we got into the room itself. Said room was dimly lit, had a large lamp above the bed, an imaging robotic arm at one end of it to slide up and surround her, and assorted surgical paraphenelia (barring actual sharp cutty tools); all in all, it looked VERY much like an actual OR. Poor girl just started to approach freaking out, her breathing speeding up, fidgeting, eyes (well, good one, but the bad one was moving too) looking back to the door we just came in for escape...I could practically hear her heart thudding in her chest from a foot away. I squeezed her hand with my own, where I'd been holding it since we started moving, and murmered soothingly as I leaned down beside her, telling her it'd be all right, that I'd be right here...and stroked her hair with my other hand, trying my repertoire of nightmare tactics, short of giving her a hug.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:09:01 No.25543990
    >>25543463
    DSes surely.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:09:41 No.25544034
    >>25543463
    Now, part of me thinks this is sweet... Then, I remember the sticking in the pooper part. You really are a ray of sunshine in her life... Just leave it out of her pooper. :)
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)17:10:30 No.25544093
    >>25543463
    The two doctors did their best to ignore all this, going over some forms and a computer in one corner of the room, while the two procedural nurses looked concerned, but seemed to get that I had some idea what I was doing, so they just hung back. It took a few minutes, but she eventually managed to calm herself down, to my pride. I helped lift her up and over to the procedure table from her bed (a fully-limbed person scoots over themself, but not really feasible for her); the IV line was adjusted, somewhat unusually in her case as they're generally placed into the right hand, and I helped her shift herself onto her stomach (the other nurses kept using 'tummy', but she's had a distaste for 'childish' language like that for a while now, so I won't use it), her head turned to the side, facing the right...not the best position for her, eliminating her peripheral vision entirely as it did.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:15:08 No.25544421
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:16:02 No.25544483
    >>25538201

    GTFO... THIS IS NURSE-KUN DOOD
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:16:17 No.25544494
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    Sweet. Posting in a Nurse-kun thread
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:17:33 No.25544573
    bump
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:17:45 No.25544578
    >>25539482

    NO U!
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)17:19:59 No.25544737
    >>25544093
    They 'hooked up' her nasal oxygen tubes as we fine-tuned her body position...they wanted to bring up the imaging arm around her, but I took a quick break from holding her hand to have a word with them 'aside', telling them it really wouldn't be a good idea while she's conscious...after a couple of stories about her place in the accident and an attempt at an MRI in the past, they agreed to hold off on that. I resumed my place at her side to her right so that she could see me, my arm stretched up and over her to hold her left, as the Jr. Doctor decided that a spray to her throat might be a good idea. I played a bit of twisted to clear the way, and she administered a numbing spray to our girl's open mouth via her WD-40+spray-tube container, which, judging from the expression she made, tasted horrible.

    Fortunately, perhaps, it also distracted her from one of the nurses adding the sedative cocktail to her IV from three different syringes, her lack of peripheral vision and activity elsewhere keeping her from noticing and beginning to panic over the upcoming sedation.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:22:29 No.25544918
    Dear Nurse-Kun,

    I have recently noticed that the front of my underwear (on the inside) has orange-yellow crud in it. These are not the simple yellow stains that one gets from not shaking enough, there is sometimes actual crust. However I have not had any pain during urination, and have not observed any actual discharge happening. This crust has no smell, I've never actually seen it when it's gooey, and has a very slightly salty taste, I am inclined to not think it is semen because it doesn't taste like semen and the stains aren't similar to any other semen stains I've ever had. Please help.

    Anonymous.

    I am extremely embarrassed to say this. But this is totally anonymous.. The only sexual partners I've had in 4 months are my dog and my little sister. Can I get sick from either of them?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:22:41 No.25544929
    >>25538201
    GB2/gaia
    You say you are a /b/tard but how can you if you dont even know nurse-kun?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:23:13 No.25544974
    >>25542048
    >>25542105

    Well, you might not like Nurse-kun's stories but some of us enjoy them. Besides read the disclaimer at the top of /b/.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:25:21 No.25545145
    >>25544974
    Who says I don't like them? I'm only posting that to help the newcomers get on the same page as the rest of the class.


    Now shush we're almost to the part where he puts it in her pooper.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:30:15 No.25545472
    >>25544918
    i've seen that problem before. the only solution is suicide. make sure to get your father or a friend to fulfill the sexual needs of your sister and dog after you're gone, though, or else they might get aids from touching themselves too much.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:31:59 No.25545591
    >>25545145
    Posting from encyclopediadramatica is fail, you fucking faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:32:04 No.25545599
    >>25538048
    oh lawd is dat sum newfag
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:32:49 No.25545641
    POSTING IN A NURSE-KUN
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:33:25 No.25545674
    FUCK OFF
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:33:50 No.25545698
    AGE
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:33:56 No.25545712
    FUCK OFF
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:34:28 No.25545735
    Enjoy your fake story
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:34:48 No.25545756
    MOTHERFUCKING COUNTER SAGE.

    Leave Nurse-kun alone if you don't like his stories. Don't sage bomb.

    This man is a story teller of the highest calibre.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:34:51 No.25545760
    FUCK OFF
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)17:35:05 No.25545778
    >>25544737
    I was still stroking her hair and holding her hand as the effects began to take hold; trying to stay the center of her vision, to block out the doctors putting on their coats and masks, and other unnessecarily worrying images...she was slurring a bit due to the numbing agent by then, but murmered a 'Feel sleepy...don' go...'...and her eyes slipped shut just as I was telling her 'I promise'.

    The procedure went as well as could be hoped for, with my donning a mask as well and staying out of the way to her left to hold onto her hand, as the nurses pointed out that, even sedated, a patient that isn't comfortable will shift around, which is a bad thing...and in this case, my letting go might just do so. The fact that I'm a professional as well probably helped with that, so yay for 4 years of school! The specialist seemed to be good at his job, at least, and his hand wasn't mangled, thankfully, so no messups due to manual dexterity on his part. Once it was over, she was wheeled back to the recovery room, and remained 'asleep' for another two hours before she first stirred.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:35:38 No.25545815
    FUCK OFF
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:35:52 No.25545837
    >>25545674
    YEAH, I'M SAGING THIS THREAD TOO
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:36:14 No.25545859
    The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
    Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:36:33 No.25545884
    MOTHERFUCKING COUNTER SAGE.

    Leave Nurse-kun alone if you don't like his stories. Don't sage bomb.

    This man is a story teller of the highest calibre.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:37:38 No.25545951
    Counter bumping sage-fags.

    Please continue Nurse-kun.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:37:48 No.25545959
    [a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / w / wg] [i / ic] [cm / y] [an / cgl / ck / co / mu / n / po / tg / tv / x]
    >> Animu_Sp@mmer !gpcNchDlIA 04/26/07(Thu)17:38:25 No.25546005
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:38:56 No.25546037
    So what kind of nurse are you exactly, Nurse-kun? What nursing program did you go into?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:39:08 No.25546051
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:39:10 No.25546053
    I ask you? Who are you to prove that this is in fact a work of fiction and a falsehood?

    Even if it is, it's an epic saga.

    Continue, Nurse-kun.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)17:39:58 No.25546100
    >>25544918
    See a doctor. Bring your sister with you. They totally have a patient confidentiality thing, so it'd just be between you three. The dog isn't much of a threat, due to most diseases not being very inter-species interested.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:40:10 No.25546109
    THE QUESTION PORTION COMES AFTER THE STORY

    JUST FUCKING WAIT
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:40:34 No.25546136
    it has been a long time since I've seen this much fucking faggotry in a Nurse-kun thread.

    For the sage-bombers:

    I hear the rails are particularly shiny this time of year.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:41:20 No.25546179
    All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:42:21 No.25546249
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    Damnit, I have't read the last two chapters yet so I can't spoil myself here...

    Ganbare, Nurse-kun!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:42:30 No.25546254
    I saw my baby
    cryin' hard as babe could cry
    what could I do?

    My baby's love has gone
    and left my baby blue.
    Nobody knew

    What kind of magic spell to use.
    Slugs and snails?
    Puppy dog tails?
    Thunder and light?

    And baby says (goo goo gah)

    DANCE MAGIC
    DANCE MAGIC JUMP
    MAGIC JUMP MAGIC

    PUT THAT BABY'S SPELL ON ME

    SLAP THAT BABY MAKE HIM FREE!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:43:09 No.25546291
    BUMP
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:43:26 No.25546314
    /r/ anti-sage /b/lackup.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:43:33 No.25546319
    posting in a nurse kun roast.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:43:46 No.25546329
    wow, these sagers are annoying bastards. thanks for ruining the signal to noise ratio...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:43:57 No.25546340
    Dear Nurse-Kun,

    I am incurring enormous bills from keeping my father in an assisted living facility. I honestly had only planned on him being alive a short while longer, but he was a tough old man who served in the 5th Ranger Battalion in Europe and was a decorated and respected war hero. My wife has been nagging me to get a bigger house and is on the verge of leaving me if I don't. I really need him to die and have taken to switching out his Urocit-K, Norpace, and Razadyne with over the counter supplements, painkillers, and antihistamines. For awhile I even replaced his insulin with dextrose I purchased at a farm supply store. This seems to have done VERY little, He's remained sharp, active, and hasn't complained or gotten sick at all. His doctor did however raise questions about his high blood sugar and the ineffectiveness of his "insulin", which prompted me to switch it back before someone noticed. He's so tough! Please Nurse-Kun save my marriage for my little boy's sake. How do I kill dad without anyone finding out?

    Anonymous
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:44:01 No.25546351
    NURSE-KUN C'MON
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:45:29 No.25546434
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    Posting in a Nurse-kun thread
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:45:29 No.25546435
    >>25544918
    See a doctor. Bring your sister with you. They totally have a patient confidentiality thing, so it'd just be between you three. The dog isn't much of a threat, due to most diseases not being very inter-species interested.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:45:52 No.25546461
    sagespamers just want attention, which is why they are posting in the thread by nursekun
    just ignore them guys
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:46:36 No.25546502
    Among the most disturbing political phenomena of our times is the emergence in the newly created state of Israel of the "Freedom Party" (Tnuat Haherut), a political party closely akin in its organization, methods, political philosophy and social appeal to the Nazi and Fascist parties. It was formed out of the membership and following of the former Irgun Zvai Leumi, a terrorist, right-wing, chauvinist organization in Palestine.

    The current visit of Menachem Begin, leader of this party, to the United States is obviously calculated to give the impression of American support for his party in the coming Israeli elections, and to cement political ties with conservative Zionist elements in the United States. Several Americans of national repute have lent their names to welcome his visit. It is inconceivable that those who oppose fascism throughout the world, if correctly informed as to Mr. Begin’s political record and perspectives, could add their names and support to the movement he represents.

    Before irreparable damage is done by way of financial contributions, public manifestations in Begin’s behalf, and the creation in Palestine of the impression that a large segment of America supports Fascist elements in Israel, the American public must be informed as to the record and objectives of Mr. Begin and his movement.

    The public avowals of Begin’s party are no guide whatever to its actual character. Today they speak of freedom, democracy and anti-imperialism, whereas until recently they openly preached the doctrine of the Fascist state. It is in its actions that the terrorist party betrays its real character; from its past actions we can judge what it may be expected to do in the future.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:46:48 No.25546512
    AGE FOR NURSE-KUN!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:47:07 No.25546533
    Bumping for more Nurse-kun.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:47:14 No.25546539
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    I FUCKING LOVE NURSE-KUN
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:47:40 No.25546560
    bump
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:48:32 No.25546620
    A shocking example was their behavior in the Arab village of Deir Yassin. This village, off the main roads and surrounded by Jewish lands, had taken no part in the war, and had even fought off Arab bands who wanted to use the village as their base. On April 9 (THE NEW YORK TIMES), terrorist bands attacked this peaceful village, which was not a military objective in the fighting, killed most of its inhabitants—240 men, women, and children—and kept a few of them alive to parade as captives through the streets of Jerusalem. Most of the Jewish community was horrified at the deed, and the Jewish Agency sent a telegram of apology to King Abdullah of Trans-Jordan. But the terrorists, far from being ashamed of their act, were proud of this massacre, publicized it widely, and invited all the foreign correspondents present in the country to view the heaped corpses and the general havoc at Deir Yassin.

    The Deir Yassin incident exemplifies the character and actions of the Freedom Party.

    Within the Jewish community they have preached an admixture of ultranationalism, religious mysticism, and racial superiority. Like other Fascist parties they have been used to break strikes, and have themselves pressed for the destruction of free trade unions. In their stead they have proposed corporate unions on the Italian Fascist model.

    During the last years of sporadic anti-British violence, the IZL and Stern groups inaugurated a reign of terror in the Palestine Jewish community. Teachers were beaten up for speaking against them, adults were shot for not letting their children join them. By gangster methods, beatings, window-smashing, and wide-spread robberies, the terrorists intimidated the population and exacted a heavy tribute.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:48:45 No.25546633
    Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:49:08 No.25546652
    who the fuck is nurse-kun

    BUT WAY MORE IMPORTANTLY, why does anonymous give a shit about some namefag?
    >> AnonymousNow 04/26/07(Thu)17:49:29 No.25546669
    Nurse-Kun, if you're still here, how would you respond to rumours of your apparent encounter with a /b/tard whilst out with...her?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:49:29 No.25546670
    The people of the Freedom Party have had no part in the constructive achievements in Palestine. They have reclaimed no land, built no settlements, and only detracted from the Jewish defense activity. Their much-publicized immigration endeavors were minute, and devoted mainly to bringing in Fascist compatriots.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:49:36 No.25546678
    Guys I like Nurse-Kun he's one of the more interesting people here. Last night you did this shit to longchan.. Now here. Really go do a stickam raid, I hear there are some furries yiffing somewhere.
    >> An+hero 04/26/07(Thu)17:49:42 No.25546684
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    Sayoko is nurse-scared by this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:49:42 No.25546685
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:49:49 No.25546691
    >>25546652
    LURK MOAR
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:50:22 No.25546728
    The discrepancies between the bold claims now being made by Begin and his party, and their record of past performance in Palestine bear the imprint of no ordinary political party. This is the unmistakable stamp of a Fascist party for whom terrorism (against Jews, Arabs, and British alike), and misrepresentation are means, and a "Leader State" is the goal.

    In the light of the foregoing considerations, it is imperative that the truth about Mr. Begin and his movement be made known in this country. It is all the more tragic that the top leadership of American Zionism has refused to campaign against Begin’s efforts, or even to expose to its own constituents the dangers to Israel from support to Begin.

    The undersigned therefore take this means of publicly presenting a few salient facts concerning Begin and his party; and of urging all concerned not to support this latest manifestation of fascism.
    ISIDORE ABRAMOWITZ,
    HANNAH ARENDT,
    ABRAHAM BRICK,
    RABBI JESSURUN CARDOZO,
    ALBERT EINSTEIN,
    HERMAN EISEN, M.D.,
    HAYIM FINEMAN,
    M. GALLEN, M.D.,
    H.H. HARRIS,
    ZELIG S. HARRIS,
    SIDNEY HOOK,
    FRED KARUSH,
    BRURIA KAUFMAN,
    IRMA L. LINDHEIM,
    NACHMAN MAISEL,
    SEYMOUR MELMAN,
    MYER D. MENDELSON, M.D.,
    HARRY M. OSLINSKY,
    SAMUEL PITLICK,
    FRITZ ROHRLICH,
    LOUIS P. ROCKER,
    RUTH SAGIS, ITZHAK
    SANKOWSKY,
    I.J. SHOENBERG,
    SAMUEL SHUMAN,
    M. SINGER,
    IRMA WOLFE,
    STEFAN WOLFE.

    New York, Dec. 2, 1948
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:50:44 No.25546747
    >>25546652
    Lurk moar.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:50:47 No.25546751
    >>25546652
    Go back to gaia dickfuck
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:51:28 No.25546802
    Sagespammers want shit to stop and ruin threads so the OP will stop doing whatever it is he is doing. It isn't about attention.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:51:40 No.25546819
    all this saging is 1 to 3 people crying that their lives are not as eventful as yours.

    I just hope you don't actualy pay attention to these people nurse-kun and that hopefully you are not going to leave the many of us who do like you. despite the saging and trolling of the same few people.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:52:06 No.25546839
    the doctor has nine lives
    a dyson sphere is a shell constructed around a star
    mark lenard has played four alien races in star trek

    flux capacitor: 1.21 GW
    "the other": princess leia
    laws of robotics: 3
    grok: heinlein
    prefix: 16309
    babylon: space station
    sanctuary: holy ground
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:52:12 No.25546844
    >>25545778
    She only woke up for a minute or so, disoriented and still quite groggy indeed, turning her head slightly to look at me, asking me if it was done, to which I replied that it was, and she should sleep some more, it was all finished, all good. She nodded a bit at that, sleepily, and closed her eyes again, drifting off. She slept for another hour and a half after that, various other patients coming into the room after their procedures, nurses coming and going, prepping patients and helping discharge them; her doctor came in and said that they'd be examining the results and getting back to us with answers 'soon'. Not exactly Team House speed here, but then, it's not the most realistic show at times anyway, as much as I may enjoy it. He said she could go when she was ready, then strolled back out again, la de da.

    She finally woke up and was more or less coherent, letting go of my hand to reach up and rub her eye tiredly, looking more or less all right, being a bit out of it aside. Happy to see this, and with the blessing and IV-removing of Kiffy, I helped her get dressed again, and with a 'Let's go' from her, helped her into her chair, and out we went into the spring sunshine.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:52:42 No.25546882
    >>25546678
    Fuck you. "Long-chan" isn't real.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:53:04 No.25546907
    damaged goods is one of the few good things in /b/
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:53:19 No.25546930
    Nurse-Kun,

    Thank you, Do you think if my sister told *HER* doctor he'd see me too? I am too old for medical coverage.

    Anonymous
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:53:24 No.25546938
    HOLY SHIT,POSTING IN A NURSE-KUN THREAD.
    that aside,i won't be fully participating,i've just finished chapter 12.
    nurse-kun,i love the manifestation that is you.
    i wish amputee-chan a better life than she's had so far and,it's horrible,everything is horrible,i can't believe this happened.
    just goes to show you how "merciful" life can be.
    bad things happen to good people.
    please,don't ever leave her side,she needs you.
    you say if people don't want your stories you won't put em up,so here's your encouragement.
    keep posting,you're not a bad person,you're next to Mother Theresa on the list of good souls.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:53:32 No.25546950
    We strongly advise you print these details by selecting Print button below, and write down your username and password in the space provided in your Quick Start Guide.

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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:54:11 No.25546989
    Those of you sageing this thread and asking who Nurse Kun is must have only been on /b/ for about a week or so or are just a shitty little troll. To you I say: LURK MOAR AND GTFO
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)17:55:05 No.25547050
    >>25546844
    Whoops, that was me. Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:55:49 No.25547113
    age
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:56:12 No.25547143
    BUMP

    lol
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)17:56:36 No.25547176
    >>25546989
    ok charlie sounds like fun charlie!
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)17:58:13 No.25547275
    >>25546340
    You can't. He's made a pact with Nurgle, and will be there to laugh over your pathetic weakness while raising your son to be the real man you couldn't be for a long time to come.

    Sorry, dude.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)17:59:28 No.25547365
    >>25546669
    That was no male nurse and ampu-tan...it was a weather balloon.

    A weather balloon.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:00:19 No.25547418
    Nurse-kun,

    Your writing and story telling skills are exceptionally brilliant. What is your writing/educational history? And as such a great writer, why are you working at a nursing home?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:00:46 No.25547437
    Bumping for Nurse-kun
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:01:06 No.25547458
    >>25546844
    We did some things after that...but I'm not sure I'm ready to type all of that out just yet as well, maybe in a bit.

    Any questions in the meantime, /b/? If I missed you earlier and you MUST have an answer, you can repost, because I'm not crawling back through the thread for each of them, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:01:14 No.25547466
    >>25547275
    Nurse-kun plays 40k? Shit sux.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:02:03 No.25547514
    >>25546930
    I'm sure he'd love to see you if she told him! Pediatricians are very compassionate towards all other ped-types.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:02:30 No.25547541
    Your stories are so well written and so eventful, but I just can't help but believe that they aren't real, it just seems too exciting to be real life. I wish I could believe... I love your stories, if you are real, then I'm very thankful for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:02:44 No.25547550
    >>25547275
    Lol, Nurse-Kun.. I troll but you know I love you :)


    Ps not the spammer dude, and who is Nurgle?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:03:35 No.25547606
    i think if there ever was a random encounter with a /b/tard nothing would happen,they would watch from afar if anything.

    also,a gift idea,maybe she'd like a copy of the new Pokemon for ds?
    i don't think it'd be to hard to handle,place it on her lap,she can hold it steady,and use her other arm to press 1 button at a time.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:03:54 No.25547616
    >>25547458
    if amputee-chan wasn't cute and pretty but instead deformed and horribly ugly-looking, or old, do you think you'd even give her a passing thought?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:03:57 No.25547620
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:04:46 No.25547664
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    if it was me, I'd take pics with my camera cellphone for sure. and not post them on /b/, but keep them for my own personal perusal.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:04:58 No.25547674
    saged for overall faggotry.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:05:08 No.25547677
    >>25547466
    Just a few times in college. I don't have the time or money or friends interested in it or willingness to put up with catpiss men in gameshops to do so now. /tg/ is good for some time to waste every now and then.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:05:16 No.25547685
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:05:40 No.25547712
    Dear Nurse-kun,

    I've had an infection on my hand lately. It's really concentrated on the palm and it's sorta like little freckles on the skin. It's full of pus when I break one and it peels often, as in little circular pieces of skin fall off at the top of each little dot. There's probably about 50 or so on my palm and it's been spreading to ever part of my body. My local skin doctor has told me to put Topicort on it but it doesn't work. What do you recommend? Thanks, I love your stories.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:05:43 No.25547716
    >>25547550

    LURK MOAR
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:07:15 No.25547829
    and yet another.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:07:15 No.25547831
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    Eh, they're really not that great...I mean, I'm just trying to put into words what I've experienced and felt. I took some english courses in college and did all right with it in highschool, but it's never been my big 'thing', you know?

    And I'm working in a nursing home because I'm a nurse. Uh...y'know? (Ok, why I'm in the home rather than another area of the field is another story, but not one I'm going into right here)
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:07:42 No.25547861
    >>25547677
    personally, I hate 40k. I feel it's a real shame that /tg/ is 80% it, there are so many other good games getting smothered there :/
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:08:23 No.25547901
    Nurse-Kun's put-downs require a two-part response: first, a clarification of the prognosis implied by my previous letter; and second, a commentary on Nurse-Kun's own prognoses. One of my objectives is to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into feudalism. In an atmosphere of false rumors and misinformation, I like to speak of Nurse-Kun as "scurrilous". That's a reasonable term to use, I suspect, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, he will probably throw another hissy fit if we don't let him develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence his opponents. At least putting up with another Nurse-Kun hissy fit is easier than convincing Nurse-Kun's intimates that Nurse-Kun is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when he's confronted with inconvenient facts. Sooner or later, however, Nurse-Kun is likely to switch to some sort of "evade responsibility" approach to draw our attention away from such facts.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:08:40 No.25547923
    Taking that notion one step further, we can see that our path is set. By this, I mean that in order to encourage individuals to come out of their cocoons and flourish, we must reveal the nature and activity of his associates and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. I consider that requirement a small price to pay because I've never bothered Nurse-Kun. Yet Nurse-Kun wants to sidetrack us, so we can't help people break free of his cycle of oppression. Whatever happened to "live and let live"? All the same, if you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that he would convince impressionable young people that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. And, as I predicted, he did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Nurse-Kun could have made the same prediction.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:08:47 No.25547932
    >>25547664
    Well, I have pictures, but they're not getting onto /b/...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:09:08 No.25547963
    Following this line of logic, it would appear that what I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Nurse-Kun's line that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones. In this case, "academics" refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that the first lies that Nurse-Kun told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; his lies will grow until they blot out the sun. The main dissensus between me and Nurse-Kun is that I insist that I leave it to more capable and intrepid folks to explore the full ramifications of Nurse-Kun's insults. He, on the other hand, contends that he has the trappings of deity. He has vowed that faster than you can say "epididymodeferentectomy" he'll develop mind-control technology. This is hardly news; Nurse-Kun has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that he has an uncritical -- almost a worshipful -- attitude toward brown-nosing pickpockets. That conclusion is not based on some sort of stuck-up, foul-mouthed philosophy or on Nurse-Kun-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that Nurse-Kun just keeps on saying, "I don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. I just want to lead an active disinformation campaign." The moral of the story: Nurse-Kun is the ultimate source of alienation and repression around here.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:09:48 No.25548010
    >>25547616
    I like to think I would. But she isn't. So I can't really say for certain, can I? I make no attempts to paint myself some sort of saint, either to myself or to others...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:10:28 No.25548043
    Dear Nurse-kun,

    I just want to say that I really enjoy reading about this continuing saga. No, I'm not going to ask you questions or claim you're fake and demand proof. I'm a terrible /b/tard, I know.

    If only there were more people as selfless as you.

    Kind Regards,
    Anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:10:50 No.25548067
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:11:09 No.25548092
    Nurse-kun is a lucky man. It must feel great to be needed by someone else. Meanwhile Anonymous wastes away in front of his computer.

    God damn I envy you.

    Keep up the good work.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:11:10 No.25548094
    >>25547606
    I've considered it, but it seems that since I didn't preorder, I can't find a copy now. Guess I'll be waiting for the second shipment?
    >> AnonymousNow 04/26/07(Thu)18:11:25 No.25548105
    >>25547365
    Hmm. Seems strange that we still have weather balloons floating about, especially at ground level, what with modern technology rendering the devices all but usele-
    WAIT A MINUTE!!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:11:29 No.25548110
    just being in your thread is an honor!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:11:56 No.25548141
    >>25547365
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    SO A /b/TARD DID ENCOUNTER YOU?!?!?

    also Ouendan 2 comes out May 17th. You should buy a copy as a gift for her. Heres the link to preorder.


    http://us.yesasia.com/en/PrdDept.aspx/code-j/section-games/pid-1004713280/
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:12:12 No.25548157
    >>25547712
    See another doctor. Second opinions are good things. (Sometimes third opinions, too.)
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:12:51 No.25548189
    tripcode fag
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:13:53 No.25548242
    Nurse-kun more like Nurse-sunt amirite
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:15:00 No.25548306
    >>25548157
    Aw great, another biopsy...
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:15:18 No.25548324
    >>25548092
    Well, I could say something about anonymous being able to go out and mentor a kid in need or volunteer or something, but who pays attention to shit like that?

    Of course, I could say that, because I've found it really is a good thing to do, not just for yourself, but clearly for others, but hey. No one can bear the weight of the world on their shoulders, but a kid doesn't weigh that much at all.
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    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:15:56 No.25548373
    >>25548141
    Already ahead of you there. Have two copies preordered. But thanks for the thought!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:16:00 No.25548380
    Bumping a Nurse-kun thread.

    Sorry I can't contribute, but I have schoolwork to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:16:04 No.25548384
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    >> ­ 04/26/07(Thu)18:16:22 No.25548406
    Goddamnit. Anonymous have got a heart.

    9/11. Anonymous laughs.
    Virginia Tech shootings. Anonymous laughs.
    World war two. Anonymous would've laughed if /b/ would've been present.

    A nurse takes an ill-befated young girl whom lost both her parents in a caraccident under his wings.

    Anonymous feels compassion.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:16:27 No.25548414
    Hey Nurse-kun, how goes the idea of adopting ampu-tan? You still considering doing it after she gets out of rehab?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:16:28 No.25548417
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:16:57 No.25548461
    Yesterday was Alice Day, a holiday celebrating the day Lewis Carrol met Alice Liddell, a love that serves as a historic and shining example for the girllove movement. In honor of this day, and in honor of poor girls like Amputee-chan all across the world, please donate at least a small amount to one of the many charities that help children! You don't have to be Nurse-kun to be a hero to a girl, the change that would buy you an extra bag of doritos or more anime porn can go a long way in helping a poor or disabled child!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:17:15 No.25548478
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    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:17:25 No.25548490
    >>25548306
    Sucks, but if something isn't working, you can either keep trying it and hope for the best, or try to get an opinion on whether you should try something else...medicine is rarely much fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:17:34 No.25548502
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:18:01 No.25548533
    Nurse Kun is a terrible person, who I hope will burn in the eternal fires of hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:18:13 No.25548546
    >>25548373
    So did you tell her about the preorder or are you gonna surprise her?
    >> AnonymousNow 04/26/07(Thu)18:18:46 No.25548579
    >>25548406
    Cats.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:19:08 No.25548596
    >No one can bear the weight of the world on their shoulders, but a kid doesn't weigh that much at all.

    awwww
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:19:23 No.25548618
    Need to go back to bed since I have work tomorrow (GMT +1, lol) but as always, reading those threads are a pleasure.

    Good luck in you future endeavors, Nurse-kun. I trust (and hope) that we haven't seen the last of you or Amputee-chan yet. Even if it turns out that this has been a big fucking hoax from the beginning, it's still a good story.

    Age'd for Great Justice.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:19:26 No.25548624
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    http://www.utaharm.com/

    Best thing to come out of Utah since...well, ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:19:29 No.25548625
    Dear Nurse-kun,

    Nurse-kun, we always get to hear about the exciting times you spend together with ampu-tan, but what about all the other times?

    In other words, what are the less dramatic days with Ampu-tan like?

    With Love,
    Anon.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:20:12 No.25548672
    fail sager, gtfo
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    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:20:46 No.25548703
    >>25548546
    Surprises can be fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:21:01 No.25548723
    >>25548324

    I wouldn't be able to do that with the psychological record and all.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:21:29 No.25548755
    On March 23, in the year 2245, he was birthday shopping. He told me so, much later, many happy years later one day, as we reminisced on our deck overlooking the cityscape. I was his birthday gift to himself.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:21:33 No.25548760
    This whole thing remainds me of those movies where the group of guys make a weird bet for the one dude to get with some ugly nerd or whatever. He does it, realizes the true nature of the girl, actually likes her, then she finds out his "motivation" and is crushed and so on.

    HOW WILL IT END!?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:22:08 No.25548791
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:22:30 No.25548816
    So, when's the Damaged Goods manga coming out?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:22:38 No.25548828
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    yeah. I wonder what would happen if amputee-chan read all the /b/ threads.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:22:41 No.25548835
    I was 21 that year, and for some reason, my memories leading up to that day are hazy. I think partly it was a drug-induced haze. It was how they kept us subdued. An injection a day. But also, partly, it is that I don’t want to remember much prior to that. My life began that day.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:23:22 No.25548882
    I usually love Nurse-kun threads. But never have I seen so much faggotry in one of his threads. It makes me realise just how much cancer has started lurking over the last 2 or 3 months. Don't let it put you off Nurse-kun, I don't care if this is a story or real, either way its one of the few decent threads around these days.

    Also, posting in a Nurse-kun thread, age, etc
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:23:26 No.25548888
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    well, there's already a visual novel

    when's the anime adaption coming out, we should say?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:23:28 No.25548895
    It was a strange, hazy existence. It was filled with synthetic parental love, injected into our veins each day, since we were lacking the real thing. I have many times wondered what it would have been like to have a real mother’s embrace around my tiny, nearly limbless body. As it was, I never knew my real mother, who surrendered me, when I was one day old, to The State. I instead knew synthetic parents, smiling and hazy, obviously a part of a continuous chemical hallucination.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:24:16 No.25548950
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:24:24 No.25548962
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    Well, they're filled with good intent.

    She likely wouldn't find out about the threads and all that until she's quite a bit older, and maybe (hopefully?) they'll have disappeared by then (wikichan goes down et cetera).
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:24:47 No.25548989
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    yeah. why are there so many useless sacks of shit lurking on /b/?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:24:47 No.25548990
    So uh, I don't want to spend a while looking through all this, so I just want to know:

    HAY GUYZ WATS GOIN ON IN HERE?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:25:00 No.25549006
    We all awoke at 7 am that day, on March 23rd, just like every other day. I was in my cubicle, laying on my side, my headset on, a warm blanket tucked around my naked body and short arm and leg stumps. I could see Nora in the cubicle next to me. Our eyes opened simultaneously at the high pitched tone that pumped through the headset, directly into our brains. Nearly too high to hear with the human ear. We rather perceived it, more than heard it. For years – for many of us, all our lives – we had been programmed to wake to the tone.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:25:07 No.25549011
    counter-sage
    >> ­ 04/26/07(Thu)18:25:31 No.25549044
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    Goddamnit, you're right. This is extraordinary manga material. Just throw in some kind of main plot and this will rock harder then death note.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:25:45 No.25549066
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    wikichan.org

    and look up "damaged goods"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:25:53 No.25549073
    I sleepily watched Nora stir. She had been here since her accident. She was missing both arms at the shoulder, and had beautiful, long legs. Maybe I envied her legs . . . but I really didn’t know what envy was. I did admire them.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:26:07 No.25549089
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    The process is still ongoing. I'm scheduled for some parenting classes as part of it, and a woman from DCFS came by my place to get an idea of what my 'lifestyle' is like and such, though I (as I told her as well) plan on moving to a new place if things go well. Seemed to go okay. They're going to be interviewing my parents and such soon too. Not an easygoing life these days, but hey, it's mine.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:26:20 No.25549103
    for the love of zombie jesus, /b/.
    LURK THE FUCK MOAR
    only assholes who have never been to /b/ would sage this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:26:29 No.25549113
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    what would happen if amputee-chan found the Death Note?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:26:33 No.25549118
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    Lurk the fuck more you newbie.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:27:12 No.25549155
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    ... That's a pretty damn good idea. Do we have any weeaboos around here who can draw?
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    >HOW WILL IT END?

    Not well I'm afraid.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:27:40 No.25549190
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    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:27:59 No.25549215
    >>25548625
    Well, they're less dramatic. Since I can't post every day now, and people didn't like that much when I did, I can't fill you all in on everything that happens. Though the second half of yesterday was pretty 'uneventful', so I suppose you can see it there, if/when I get around to posting it later today/tonight...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:28:47 No.25549270
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    nurse-kun is /b/s densha

    we need a movie and manga to get made out of this

    also somebody be saving this all for the wikichan
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:28:58 No.25549287
    Classic, but absolutely retarded and ineffective, tactic to try to get sagers to stop: telling them that only someone who hasn't been on /b/ long enough would sage. No offense, just saying -- it's not gonna work.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:29:15 No.25549302
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    Do you still secretly lust over her, or have you buried that deeply enough that it'll only come out at an inappropriate time like when you're giving her a sponge bath and you accidentally rape her?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:29:27 No.25549316
    She had been in an accident at the age of 15, and her life as she had known it on the Outside, had ended. She moved Inside – with the rest of us. When she had arrived, her shoulders were still red and swollen from the laser cauterizing that she had undergone. Somehow she had lost most of her arms, and internal prosthetics had not been possible. Her wounds had been cauterized shut, and within 48 hours, she had been moved Inside. She had screamed for her first day here. Then, after two days of injections, she smiled and slept more peacefully. She couldn’t even remember what had happened to her. Her memories of a mother and and father’s love were, today, identical to mine. We were both 21 years old.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:29:49 No.25549338
    Nora sat up, naked, her breasts pert and round between her armless shoulders. I looked past her cubicle to see Hannah sitting up. She was also naked, and was heavier and rounder, and was missing her left leg, which ended in a riddle of craggy scar tissue about three inches below the hip. She was also 21. She had been here as long as I could remember. I knew from conversations with her that she also didn’t know what had happened to her body.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:30:40 No.25549392
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    I smell epic.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:30:58 No.25549418
    I rolled onto my stomach, and positioned myself on all four of my stumps, and pushed myself off the pallet as best I could. My arm stumps are only 6” long, and the same for my leg stumps. Up on “all fours”, my flat abdomen cleared the bed, but my heavy breasts pressed against the blanket under me.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:31:26 No.25549447
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    A what now?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:31:41 No.25549459
    Hmm. An unusual amount of saging in this Nurse-kun thread. While it's sufficiently small-scale to be from a few habitual trolls, it does mark a certain downscale in his popularity. Could this be interpreted as that the true nature of Anonymous is starting to show through, when the novelty of the story at hand is beginning to wear out? Meh, well, whatever. I just hope a decent conclusion comes out, instead of the Nurse-kun threads just drowning out into apathy over time.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:31:46 No.25549464
    Nurse-kun, just ignore all the assholes. Some of us enjoy reading your stories. Keep up the good work.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:31:46 No.25549467
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    I'm archiving most good threads nowadays by the means of ctrl + s for the sake of my own pleasure, so I'm having a backup regardless.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:32:03 No.25549483
    HAY NURSE DUDE... ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HER *BECAUSE* SHE'S AN AMPUTEE OR *DESPITE* IT? IN B4 LURK MOAR
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:32:57 No.25549544
    I looked down at my own body as I sat up, giving a push with my arm stumps, and then using my powerful abdominal muscles, timed just right, to pull my torso upright. My blond hair was kept short, and did not move when I tilted my head. My breasts were good-sized, with large pink nipples. Large enough to get in my way when I used my arm stumps together to do things. Unlike many of my cubicle-mates, however, I did know what had caused my limb loss. I was a one-in-a-billion statistic for the year 2224, the year I was born. I was a birth defect. In our era, most birth defects were caught before the birth happened. They were bio-engineered away in the womb, to produce a perfect child, or else the pregnancy was terminated. Termination was mandatory. The State tolerated nothing less than perfection.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:33:02 No.25549549
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    Well, I certainly hope she wouldn't use it on me...

    ...but a certain old man would be as dead as disco.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:34:06 No.25549609
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:34:08 No.25549611
    How can /b/ be so naive? All you gaia-fags who think he's a wonderful man are completely oblivious to the fact that he wants to FUCK this little girl, by his own admission.
    The /b/tards cheering him on because of this fact are fine. The rest of you are morons.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:34:16 No.25549621
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    Haha, you forgot the sage.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:34:45 No.25549652
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:35:15 No.25549690
    The facts surrounding my birth, and my birth mother, were unknown, but somehow my limblessness was a surprise when I was born, and I was immediately remanded to the Inside. Those of us who were imperfect lived here. We were permitted to live. I sometimes wondered what the fuss was; if it was okay to end a life in the womb if it were not perfect, why wasn’t it okay to terminate lives at the age of one; or three; or twenty-one? There was a strong morality about treating those of us on the Inside with compassion. We had no doubt we were allowed to live as long as we wanted. We just knew we had to do our living on the Inside. There was an Outside. Somewhere. It just wasn’t for us.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:35:17 No.25549692
    >>25549483
    If you mean sexually, I'm not attracted to her.

    Not that I expect people that believe otherwise to believe me. We make our own reality and all that, it's just a matter of how much we allow our shared reality to affect our personal one.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:35:17 No.25549693
    HAY GUIZE LATS RUIN ALL OUR SHIT BY PUBLICIZING IT FOR THE WORLD SO SUM FAG GETS PROFIT! THEN ALL KINDS OF NEW PEOPLE WILL BECOME /B/TARDS LEIK US FOR TEH LULZ DESU DESU!!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:35:45 No.25549708
    My section of the Inside was called Flower. All of my cubicle-mates were between the ages of 18 and 25, and we were all women; and this morning, we were all awake, and happy, looking sleepily around at each other. There were 12 of us. We all were missing one or more of our limbs; and were suitable only to live here together. We were okay with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:35:46 No.25549709
    Nurse-kun, I love your threads, though I've only seen two myself. I read the rest on Wikichan.

    Anyways, how much does Ampu-tan know about these threads? What do you think her reaction would be if she knew how many people followed her story?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:36:02 No.25549727
    I prepared to get up for the day. I had a glass shower in the corner of my cubicle, and as I had been programmed to do, I eased my naked butt off of my pallet onto the padded floor, and butt-walked, with my short stumps to balance me, over to the shower. The other women in Flower were doing the same.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:36:24 No.25549748
    >>25549459
    This isn't much saging at all, compared to some other threads. At least it's shifted to a more creative form rather than mindless cut-paste-flooding. Sage away, if you can do it in an entertaining manner, people!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:36:41 No.25549761
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    How do I missed conversational metaphor?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:37:18 No.25549790
    As I turned on my water, I could look three cubicles over and see Janet. She was 18, and totally limbless. She was also a congenital amputee. I absently watched her inching toward her shower on her tummy, like an inchworm, using her pelvis and her breasts to propel herself. She had a cute, intellectual sort of face, with short hair like the rest of us, and a slender torso. Her breasts were like mine; hefty and firm. She was smiling. We were all happy. Come to think of it, we never felt anything but happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:37:55 No.25549836
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    Yeah, her "gymnast's body" has nothing to do with it. You're too afraid to admit that you're hard for her because you don't want all this ego-stroking to go away.
    Does it feel good knowing that the only reason people like you is because you're deceiving them?
    >> Rozen !34D4Z7xtZo 04/26/07(Thu)18:38:59 No.25549895
    Nurse-kun, can you help me, I seem to have no legs, and there is this hot doc-...WAIT A...OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:39:44 No.25549938
    I used my tiny arm stump to hit a lever that dispensed some hair and body soap, which sprayed out of an overhead shower nozzle. I used a fabric back washcloth, with loops on either end, to wash my short hair. I hooked a loop around each arm stump, and wiggled my head and upper body back and forth to work up a lather. I then worked the lather down my back. Then I flipped the washcloth over to the front of my body, and, starting with my flat abdomen, worked it back and forth upward. I lathered my breasts and then my hairless armpits. Then I stood up on the ends of my short leg stumps, and slipped the cloth between my legs. I worked the loops up over my shoulders by swinging my little arm stumps in wild circles, and was then able to scrub the cloth in and out of my hairless pubic area.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:39:54 No.25549948
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    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:40:05 No.25549960
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:40:24 No.25549974
    I rinsed with warm water, and then, clean and fresh, turned the water off. I hit the dryer button, and a super blast of warm air dried my entire body within seconds. Then I raised my arm stumps. A blast from each side of the shower stall applied deodorant.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:41:09 No.25550006
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    >> ­ 04/26/07(Thu)18:41:11 No.25550009
    >>25549609
    SO MUCH WIN!

    Downloading beta right now.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:41:24 No.25550021
    >>25549709
    She doesn't. And I'm not sure about that, really...she doesn't like...attention. I mean, she seems to enjoy my paying attention to her, but that's more because it's not just my job, or because she's a 'freak' or something...attention of those sorts, she doesn't enjoy. So form your own conclusions?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:41:28 No.25550029
    As I butt walked back to my cubicle, I remembered, vaguely, the day our Caregiver had realized I was beginning to grow pubic, underarm, and leg hair. Each of the young women in Flower had gone through the same thing. Once body hair appeared, we were sent to Hospital, where an intensive laser skin treatment put an end to the hair forever. My body was entirely hairless, except for the hair I was permitted to grow on my head.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:41:38 No.25550045
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:41:49 No.25550062
    Over at my dressing table, I bent and put my head through the folds of my Garment. Garments, for all of us, were blue. They had a simple circle for our head to fit through, and mine had two arm holes, where my little stumps emerged, barely peeking out through the fabric. It draped down to the floor, and snapped under my bottom. I shifted my body, and skillfully lined up the snaps, then secured them by putting my weight on each. The tips of my leg stumps poked out of two short legholes. A built-in support in the front lifted my heavy breasts comfortably.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:42:05 No.25550071
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:42:18 No.25550082
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    don't have too high hopes
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:42:25 No.25550089
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    Did he just call me a newbie? GTFO my /b/.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:43:00 No.25550122
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    Don't you have dolls you're supposed to be making?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:43:17 No.25550142
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    It's... Beautiful...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:43:23 No.25550148
    Like clockwork, all of us in Flower emerged from our glass cubicles at about the same time, and we greeted each other with smiles. We were all independent, and moved about the Unit without the aid of other people, or equipment. We all turned left and headed down a rather dark hall, with overhead spotlights. As I waddled on my butt and stumps, I looked down ahead of me at 11 other women, all of us heading to Café. First, there was Nora, walking on her graceful legs, her bare armless shoulders covered by a rounded top to her blue Garment. Then Hannah, hopping on her one good leg, her large breasts bouncing as she hopped.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:43:58 No.25550178
    /b/, I need your advice on something, since you\'re probably the ones most qualified to give it.

    I\'m a nurse-orderly at a nursing home, been there for a year so far, I work the night shift on the west wing. It\'s not that tough, since most of the residents are so old and medicated that they sleep the night away, only rarely dying or stroking out or getting up to eat their own poop or something. I usually wind up playing with my DS or reading at the nurse\'s station for the full four hours I\'m on watch alone, from 1 to 5.

    However, a new patient arrived a month ago, which got my attention. A seven year old girl that was in a car crash that killed her parents, and took her legs, right arm, and right eye. As a ward of the state, and so messed up by all the trauma mentally that no foster parents would touch her, she got sent here when she got out of the hospital. God, she\'s so cute, she\'s half-japanese, but has blonde hair, and the rest of her body that didn\'t get cut away is just perfect, she used to be a gymnast, it seems. I\'ve had to answer her call button several times so far, when she\'s had to use the restroom in the middle of the night, which meant carrying her from her bed to the toilet, then holding her as she used it, and she always looks away from me when she did so, blushing a little bit.

    Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn\'t going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she\'s asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I\'m there, with all the drugs she\'s on. She\'s so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn\'t tell anyone, considering she\'s barely talked to all the shrinks they\'ve had her seeing since the accident. I\'m a pretty gentle guy, and there\'s plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it\'d be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.

    Anyway, what do you think, /b/? Picture somewhat related.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:44:06 No.25550189
    >>25550021
    I can see that knowing her paedophile doctor is bragging online about what a great person he is might be a little bit uncomfortable for her. But hey, who cares about her, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:44:15 No.25550193
    Next were two women right down on the floor, lower than my own eye level. The first was Janet, undulating like a graceful inchworm down the hall, her little Garment hugging her body, with no openings for limbs whatsoever. Then there was another quadruple amputee, Gina, who seemed most comfortable propelling herself along the floor lying on her right side, with her elbow-length right arm stump, and knee-length leg stump. Her left side was flat, with a shoulder and hip disarticulation, and her Garment on that side was totally sewn shut. Scars on the ends of all of her limbs indicated she had some sort of accident in the past; but like the other accident victims, she had no memory of it.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:44:41 No.25550221
    >>25549836
    She did gymnastics. You know...with her...body. I've already admitted, I was trolling a bit at first, dropping in terminology like that, the whole pooper thing, etc; using the situation I was in to try and get a laugh out of /b/, since I didn't really expect useful or helpful advice to my situation of caring about this kid, because, well, /b/. I've already explained how a friend of mine in RL, who has also frequented /b/, suggested I do so, when I was telling him about my quandry.

    But hey, if it helps you with your fapping to say it's all totally a lie and I'm totally a pedo, go for it. It isn't exactly going to hurt my feelings.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:45:27 No.25550263
    >>25550089
    LURK THE FUCK MOAR, N00B
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:45:29 No.25550265
    The remaining six women ahead of her were up and hopping. Two women were simply missing one leg below the knee. The other four were triple amputees, of varying degrees. My favorite cubicle-mate – or at least the woman I enjoyed looking at the most – was Nanditha. She was farthest ahead, the first in line to Café. She was 21, like me. She looked to me like a Princess, perhaps of Eastern decent, with rich dark skin and black hair. Nanditha looked to be a congenital triple amputee, with no arms or shoulders whatsoever, and a short hip nub on her left side. She hopped on a perfect right leg. She had dramatic dark eyes, with a natural upsweep at their corners, and full rosy lips. She had a happy smile, like all of us, but with a flash of white teeth that was truly startling. I just really enjoyed looking at her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:46:09 No.25550316
    On the subject of someone seeing you:

    I started a few threads like that when i was bored awhile ago. Its not true.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:46:34 No.25550343
    At Café, our morning meals were on our tables. I sat at the low table, first inside the room. The room, like our entire Unit, was windowless, and tables were organized at manageable heights for the young women of varying disabilities. I waddled up to my spot, and then sat on my cushion and watched Janet and Gina as they undulated and dragged themselves to their spots across from me.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:46:46 No.25550354
    >>25550221
    Keep telling yourself that and maybe it'll become true! Probably not though.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:46:52 No.25550364
    >>25550265
    so what is this story?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:47:04 No.25550380
    /b/, I need your advice on something, since you\'re probably the ones most qualified to give it.

    I\'m a nurse-orderly at a nursing home, been there for a year so far, I work the night shift on the west wing. It\'s not that tough, since most of the residents are so old and medicated that they sleep the night away, only rarely dying or stroking out or getting up to eat their own poop or something. I usually wind up playing with my DS or reading at the nurse\'s station for the full four hours I\'m on watch alone, from 1 to 5.

    However, a new patient arrived a month ago, which got my attention. A seven year old girl that was in a car crash that killed her parents, and took her legs, right arm, and right eye. As a ward of the state, and so messed up by all the trauma mentally that no foster parents would touch her, she got sent here when she got out of the hospital. God, she\'s so cute, she\'s half-japanese, but has blonde hair, and the rest of her body that didn\'t get cut away is just perfect, she used to be a gymnast, it seems. I\'ve had to answer her call button several times so far, when she\'s had to use the restroom in the middle of the night, which meant carrying her from her bed to the toilet, then holding her as she used it, and she always looks away from me when she did so, blushing a little bit.

    Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn\'t going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she\'s asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I\'m there, with all the drugs she\'s on. She\'s so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn\'t tell anyone, considering she\'s barely talked to all the shrinks they\'ve had her seeing since the accident. I\'m a pretty gentle guy, and there\'s plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it\'d be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.

    Anyway, what do you think, /b/? Picture somewhat related.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:47:05 No.25550382
    There was a certain tension in the air today, and our Caregiver wasted no time in making an announcement, once we were settled at our tables. Our Caregiver was an able-bodied woman, older than all of us, named Ann. She helped any of us, if help was needed. For the most part, however, she functioned as the person who marched us through each and every activity of each and every day.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:47:24 No.25550400
    >>25550189
    HEY! STOP SPREADING YOUR FILTHY LIES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

    I'M A NURSE! A NURSE, YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:48:04 No.25550440
    “Today,” she began, visibly excited, “we will have a visitor. He called and it seems he is a Humanitarian, who intends to liberate one member of our Unit, to the Outside. He will take responsibility for whomever he chooses.”
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:50:36 No.25550618
    Nurse-kun, I think I'm pregnant.

    Home pregnancy test says negative, but I'm nearly continuously nauseous, hungrier than usual(which usually results in puking), really tired all the time, and when I poke where my uterus is, it feels weird.

    Seeing a doctor = good idea?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:51:01 No.25550650
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:51:05 No.25550656
    Wow. I had heard about such people. A couple of times over the years, a Humanitarian had ventured to the Inside, and had willingly taken someone to the Outside with them. We had all felt a certain sense of wonder at the whole concept, but no bitterness that we had remained behind. Last year, a young woman from Flower named Amelia, another totally limbless quad, had been liberated by an elderly woman from the Outside, who couldn’t stop crying the whole time she was visiting. She and Amelia had left, and we never saw them again.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:51:18 No.25550672
    >>25549748
    I suppose. It might be that, since I generally ignore the sage posts while reading the actual story, I might have forgotten about the average sage counts met on your threads. Rampant saging is to be expected, but somehow I've gotten the idea that it was much less frequent on these threads. Maybe it really is the fact that these are the only threads around with something requiring minimal concentration.

    On another note though, I do have to agree with a few other anonymii on that you have above-average writing skills. This shouldn't be such a mind-blowing revelation since you've had some formal education, but to an average drop-out burger-flipper anonymous, it's easy to see as a bit out-of-place. It's not just that, though; it's the writer's abilities of observation that sometimes give me a nagging feeling of doubt whether this is some english major's perverse experiment in social sciences or the real deal - some details, such as the extensive description of the surgery room and procedures in today's posts seem a little self-purpoted. In a sense, they naturally have to construct a realistic image of the whole ordeal for matters of fluency alone, but I for one couldn't recount the various details of the day off-memory afterwards. The beauty of it is, though, that it's completely impossible to be convinced either way due to the possibility of the author having purposefully memorized these things because they were intending to write the whole thing down... meh. Whatever. Enough rambling, anonymous goes to bed.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:51:18 No.25550673
    >>25549609
    ...huh. Well.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:51:27 No.25550686
    /b/, I need your advice on something, since you\'re probably the ones most qualified to give it.

    I\'m a nurse-orderly at a nursing home, been there for a year so far, I work the night shift on the west wing. It\'s not that tough, since most of the residents are so old and medicated that they sleep the night away, only rarely dying or stroking out or getting up to eat their own poop or something. I usually wind up playing with my DS or reading at the nurse\'s station for the full four hours I\'m on watch alone, from 1 to 5.

    However, a new patient arrived a month ago, which got my attention. A seven year old girl that was in a car crash that killed her parents, and took her legs, right arm, and right eye. As a ward of the state, and so messed up by all the trauma mentally that no foster parents would touch her, she got sent here when she got out of the hospital. God, she\'s so cute, she\'s half-japanese, but has blonde hair, and the rest of her body that didn\'t get cut away is just perfect, she used to be a gymnast, it seems. I\'ve had to answer her call button several times so far, when she\'s had to use the restroom in the middle of the night, which meant carrying her from her bed to the toilet, then holding her as she used it, and she always looks away from me when she did so, blushing a little bit.

    Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn\'t going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she\'s asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I\'m there, with all the drugs she\'s on. She\'s so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn\'t tell anyone, considering she\'s barely talked to all the shrinks they\'ve had her seeing since the accident. I\'m a pretty gentle guy, and there\'s plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it\'d be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.

    Anyway, what do you think, /b/? Picture somewhat related.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:51:36 No.25550699
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:51:39 No.25550704
    “You are all to carry on with your day. The Humanitarian’s name is Adam, and when he arrives, I’ll bring him around to meet everyone. He hasn’t given me any indication of any of his expectations; so just be yourselves, and be polite. Today we are swimming.”
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:51:44 No.25550711
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    Lurk Moar, faggots.

    <3 you Nurse-Kun.

    Just a friendly reminder--don't stick it in her pooper. You've done alot good for this girl, lets keep it like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:51:55 No.25550724
    >>25550221
    I believe you.

    Making a rape joke on /b/ does not make someone a rapist.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:52:32 No.25550769
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:52:52 No.25550789
    “Oooh, swimming,” Janet said excitedly, as Ann finished speaking, and quiet conversation resumed in the Café.

    “What do you think about this?” Gina asked tentatively. “These Humanitarians? Do you hope this one picks you?”

    “I don’t care,” Janet said. “It’s a bother that they come in and look at us. Remember the couple last year that came here? They stayed a day and watched all of us, then left. They all seem so sad when they’re here, too. It makes me think the Outside is not a place to want to be.”
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:53:39 No.25550849
    I watched as Janet positioned her limbless upper body at the edge of the table, and then bent and deftly took a toast triangle between her lips. She worked it into her mouth, and chewed. Thoughtfully, I asked, “Do you remember in our studies how we learned of a Past Era where imperfect people were allowed to live on the Outside? And some were able to live there independently?” Both girls nodded. “Well, what is so different about the Outside now that we have to have sponsors? We cannot survive there alone? Why is that?” Both girls stared at me blankly. “I’m inclined to agree; it must be a scary place, if we need to be so closely guarded.”

    “What I wonder,” Gina continued, “is if these Humanitarians are all good people. What if they are criminals? What if they do horrible things to those they liberate?”

    Gina’s question had us all thinking now. Gina quietly bent her dark head and, using her chin against her arm stump, manipulated a spoon into place to scoop up a bite of cereal, and then turned it around to get it into her mouth. I took my right arm stump and pushed it under a piece of toast; then put it up above the level of my breasts so I could hold it between both stumps to take a bite. I felt what may have been a twinge of fear. It was hard to tell, though; we nearly always felt euphoria, and other emotions were diluted and often difficult to discern.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:53:47 No.25550857
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    oh my, drama!
    Anyways, I love your stories nurse-kun.. been following this since the beginning (almost). Please continue to keep us updated and good luck with amptutan.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:54:01 No.25550876
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    if you're going to pasta all of that it will take quite a while, jfyi
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:54:07 No.25550881
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    Wow that's pathetic.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:54:11 No.25550886
    I had nearly forgotten the Humanitarian as we made our way from Café down to the pool afterward. We went into the totally glass cubicled dressing area to change into our swimming Garments. They were also blue, one piece, and identical for everyone. For most of us, they were a challenge to put on, so an hour was allotted for changing before the swim began.

    All 12 young women began to change their clothing. This was always a good part of the day. We received our injections at night, and by mid-morning the next day, we felt the happiest and most energetic. I looked up absently as I used my short stumps to push my Garment down past my breasts to my waist. I looked past the skin and blue Garments of all the women around me, and out past the glass wall that looked over the pool. Ann stood there. Next to her was a strange man.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:56:23 No.25551020
    I don’t think I was scared. I also wasn’t ashamed to be partially clothed. In fact, I continued to take off my Garment, pushing with my little stumps to get it down to my waist, then bending my torso to push it over the swell of my hips, past my pubic area. I looked at Ann and the stranger the whole time. A few others followed my gaze. Conversation stopped, and most of us were now looking out at the man; and he looked back at us. From one to the other of us. We continued to undress. Bodies bent and moved, pushing clothes down. Nanditha sat facing the stranger, closest to him, and I watched as his eyes met hers. She took her one foot and bent it up to the Garment which was around her waist, and with skilled toes, pulled it down. Her hairless pussy lips were parted as she bent her leg, and I watched as the stranger took in her breasts and her pussy, and as his eyes lingered over her limbless upper body, and her hip stub with a strange look. I would almost describe it as hunger.

    Nanditha and the man looked at each other for a long time. Ann was talking to the visitor, and I also looked at him. He was of average height, and older than any of us, maybe older than anyone I had ever seen. He was not thin, not fat. He looked pleasant, and there was nothing at all sinister about him . . . he had dark hair with a fringe of grey around his face . . . and it was actually a strong, handsome face.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:56:26 No.25551025
    Nurse-kun, what do you think it is about your stories that made /b/ have a heart?

    Is it the writing? Is it the good you're doing for this girl?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)18:56:43 No.25551049
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    Not sure how to phrase this delicately, but this is /b/, so what the hell: Are you so fat you wouldn't have noticed if you DID get pregnant?

    If not, and those symptoms continue, you probably should. Heck, even if you are, and they continue, you probably should.

    You probably should.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:57:04 No.25551070
    I decided I liked his look. Then I forgot about him. I finished changing into my swimming garment, and didn’t look at him again. The other girls from Flower seemed to have mixed reactions; many still continued to watch him, and some looked apprehensive. Gina, who struggled with her swimming garment on the floor across from me, looked downright terrified, and didn’t take her eyes off of him. I watched her absently as she pulled one side of her garment with her one stump, and finally popped it up over her breast; then she began on the other side, crossing her stump over to her badly scarred shoulder area on that side, trying to pull the strap up, but keeping her gaze locked on the stranger. She struggled for a long time, flopping to her disarticulated side, then turning herself again to get her arm stump in a better position.

    I was feeling very well, and very content when we marched out to the pool. I was vaguely aware that the man was still on the side. He now sat alone on a bench.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:57:24 No.25551101
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:57:26 No.25551108
    I butt-walked to the ramped area of the pool. On swimming days, I did laps. My body was just limbless enough, and buoyant enough, to enable me to float very well; and I had just enough arm and leg stumps to propel myself slightly, like flippers. I waddled into the water until it was up to the height of my breasts, and I felt the weightlessness set in, and I was able to kick my little stubs, and to bob in the water. I paddled all four stumps and swam toward the far wall. This was the shallow end of the pool, but it was deep to me, no different than the “deep” end.

    It took me five minutes to paddle to the other side, and I had worked my heart rate up with the effort. I felt wonderful as I turned. My eyes met the stranger’s eyes, at the far end. I smiled at him. It was simply a friendly, polite smile, but he returned it, and we both felt a connection. I began to paddle back with my four stumps going. My breasts bobbed pertly along the surface. Adam and I continued to keep eye contact, and then when I was close enough to the edge, he spoke to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:57:56 No.25551133
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:58:01 No.25551140
    I was just reading that Scarred visual novel thing, when it suddenly dawned on me: This shit is gay.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:58:17 No.25551161
    “You swim well! How did you learn?”

    I was surprised to be spoken to; and for a moment, I didn’t have an answer. I reached up with my tiny arm stump and grabbed the side of the pool, hugging it between stump and breast. “I believe I was taught when I was maybe 5 or so. Ann, who is still our Caregiver, taught me.”

    “Marvelous,” he smiled. He had a very nice smile, I decided. I paddled, my stumps slapping the water with enthusiasm, over to the ramp again. When I was able to touch my leg stumps on solid polished concrete, I wiggled out of the water, then butt walked up the ramp, leaning my body forward, the balance a bit precarious as I walked uphill. I was finally on the pool deck.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:59:17 No.25551254
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    It's the raging boner he's concealing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:59:17 No.25551255
    LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I DESERVE ATTENTION!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:59:23 No.25551262
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)18:59:23 No.25551263
    Adam was looking at me. He then looked around, and reached for a stack of towels; he grabbed one and spread it out and put it around my shoulders. I adjusted it with my little arms. I settled on the deck, near his bench.

    I had lots of questions, and there was a silence while I could sense he was looking at me; it was in that silence that I decided to ask them. When I opened my mouth to speak, Adam also began to say something at the same time. We both stopped, then laughed. He had a nice smile. “You go ahead,” he said. Then he added suddenly, “I’m Adam.”

    I extended my stump, covered by the towel, in a handshake gesture I had been taught. “And I’m Melissa.”
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:00:10 No.25551318
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:00:32 No.25551345
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:00:38 No.25551352
    He extended his hand, and it closed around the towel. Then in a strange movement, he brushed the towel aside with his fingers, so that it fell away, and he grasped my actual arm. His handshake was firm, yet also sort of a caress on the soft skin of the end of my stump. All in all a pleasant sensation.

    “So you are here to liberate one of us?”

    My question was bold, but instead of seeming put off, he seemed eager to talk. “I am. I am hoping to have a lasting friendship with a lady here. I am looking to find a wife.” He looked down, a bit embarrassed.

    “A wife!” I exclaimed, hardly able to hide my surprise.

    “Does that surprise you?”

    “Well . . . yes. Very much. We are imperfect.”

    He shook his head. I saw that he had deep brown eyes. “You ladies are among the most beautiful I have ever seen.”
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:01:10 No.25551391
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:01:23 No.25551404
    I stared at him, wide-eyed. “Well then, this makes me confused about the Outside. For you to look among us for a wife must mean women on the Outside are as imperfect – or moreso – than we are.”

    He laughed. “Oh, if only you knew! Women on the Outside are quite imperfect, and I actually think you are perfection itself.”

    I missed the compliment he had paid me; it didn’t make sense to me, and didn’t actually register. I had something on my mind. “I’ll bet you would like Nanditha for your wife. She is, I think, the most beautiful here, if you’re just looking at faces.” I gestured with my head, and the bare stump he had slid the towel off of. “She’s over there. The one who looks like a princess.”

    He looked. “Oh, the triple amputee.” He smiled at me. He was really looking at me, hard. “She is beautiful. Not just her face. All of her.”

    He continued to look at me. I looked at him, then away; not embarrassed; just clueless. When I was to think back, later, on our initial meeting, I realized I had missed all of the signals. I really knew nothing of signals; I knew nothing of reading people; and I knew absolutely nothing of men, or sex, or love.

    I looked back at Adam. He was still looking at me. “You are beautiful, Melissa.”

    I chuckled a little. “No. I’m imperfect.”

    “No, you are perfect. How old are you?”

    “Twenty-one.”

    “I’m forty-five,” he said. “One could say that I am imperfect, because I am no longer a young man. I was better looking when I was younger . . . now, for me, it’s gone, and I’ll never get it back. But you have youth and beauty on your side.”
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:01:31 No.25551414
    /b/, I need your advice on something, since you\\\'re probably the ones most qualified to give it.

    I\\\'m a nurse-orderly at a nursing home, been there for a year so far, I work the night shift on the west wing. It\\\'s not that tough, since most of the residents are so old and medicated that they sleep the night away, only rarely dying or stroking out or getting up to eat their own poop or something. I usually wind up playing with my DS or reading at the nurse\\\'s station for the full four hours I\\\'m on watch alone, from 1 to 5.

    However, a new patient arrived a month ago, which got my attention. A seven year old girl that was in a car crash that killed her parents, and took her legs, right arm, and right eye. As a ward of the state, and so messed up by all the trauma mentally that no foster parents would touch her, she got sent here when she got out of the hospital. God, she\\\'s so cute, she\\\'s half-japanese, but has blonde hair, and the rest of her body that didn\\\'t get cut away is just perfect, she used to be a gymnast, it seems. I\\\'ve had to answer her call button several times so far, when she\\\'s had to use the restroom in the middle of the night, which meant carrying her from her bed to the toilet, then holding her as she used it, and she always looks away from me when she did so, blushing a little bit.

    Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn\\\'t going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she\\\'s asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I\\\'m there, with all the drugs she\\\'s on. She\\\'s so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn\\\'t tell anyone, considering she\\\'s barely talked to all the shrinks they\\\'ve had her seeing since the accident. I\\\'m a pretty gentle guy, and there\\\'s plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it\\\'d be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:01:50 No.25551430
    He had said I was beautiful twice now, and I could no longer ignore it. Just then, a whistle blew, a small, gentle sound, which we were all conditioned to heed. “Oh,” I said. “Time to get changed.” With my little arm stubs, I gathered my towel back up, and prepared to waddle into the changing area. “Nice talking to you, Adam.” I smiled at him, but I felt numb, and more preoccupied with the task at hand: getting changed again.

    “I wonder,” he began hesitantly, “if . . . if I could help you. Ann told me there is a room here where I could meet with any of the women. I would like to get to know you better. Could I help you change?”

    I raised my eyebrows. “I don’t need any help.”

    “Well then; could I watch you?”

    I didn’t know how to say no; and there was something strangely vulnerable in his request. The next thing I knew, I was butt-walking with Adam at my side, toward the one room I knew of in our entire facility that had solid – not glass – walls.

    I had been here once before. I had been here when I was learning to get dressed independently, many years ago, because it was the only room Inside with a mirror, so that I could observe my own progress. Solid walls, and a mirror. I went into the room with Adam, after we had made a stop by the communal changing area to collect my Garment.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:02:02 No.25551444
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:02:08 No.25551454
    Is Nurse-kun storytime over?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:02:13 No.25551459
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:02:20 No.25551469
    Adam seemed suddenly nervous and silent as I waddled to the far side of the small room, and then settled to my butt and began to shake off my towel, first one arm stump, then the other. I was not initially nervous; but picking up on Adam’s energy, I suddenly became aware of my pulse and breathing quickening. I had never before, in my life, been nervous.

    Adam came toward me. “Can I help you . . . with anything at all?” he asked, pulling up the one chair in the room and positioning it near me. He sat down.

    “No. Not yet.” I looked at him, then looked past him at the full wall mirror. It was a strange perspective. I could see Adam, and at the same time, I could see myself.

    With my teeth, I pulled one of my swim suit straps down over my shoulder, and then easily slipped my tiny stump out of it. I repeated the movement on the other side. I looked at Adam. He was sitting directly in front of me, his legs slightly spread, a hand on each of his thighs. He was watching my every move. I looked at myself in the mirror, and then began to wiggle my torso, and push with my stumps at the wet fabric, working it down bit by bit over the tops of my breasts. My breasts were just large enough to cause the fabric to get hung up, and I began to move my stumps from side to side, working the fabric down by fractions of an inch with each push.

    Adam’s hand was reaching out toward me this time without asking. “Allow me,” he said quietly.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:02:22 No.25551471
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    I'm not sure. Why do we have Caturday? Why do we not see more Yotsuba porn? It is a mystery.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:02:56 No.25551516
    As his fingers touched my shoulder, I had a sudden rush of realization that I had not been touched in a very, very long time. I had synthetic memories of being loved and cuddled as a child; but actual touch was absent from my life. The sensation was magnified for me, almost painful in its intensity. But he moved gently, his fingers finding the fabric on the swells of my breasts, and then slowly pulling it down. I watched in the mirror as my round breasts emerged, and the nipples popped softly into view. He moved his hand around the nipple, not touching it, but caressing the firm globes as he undressed me. I was distracted by how easy it was for him to do the task, after I had spent so long at it for so many years. I watched his hands move around the sides of my breasts, and then stop as my suit settled below them.

    Adam sat back again. I looked into his eyes. He shifted in the chair. Then I looked back down, and arched my torso forward to reach my little stumps to my sides, and I began to thrust with them, inching the suit down toward my waist. Getting the swim suit off was so much harder than removing my Garment. I carefully fell to one side, in a rocker motion, and was then more easily able to use my left stump to push down the left side, while bending my slender torso that way. I rocked back and forth, again and again as I pushed it down. Then I used the floor, and friction, to work the whole suit down on the other side. My belly button came into view , and then my hip bones. With the suit this low, I could no longer reach it with my arm stumps, so I had to rely on undulating against the floor until it was off.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:02:56 No.25551517
    I love Nurse-kun threads. What really draws me into them is the fact that it has the "ideal reality" aspect that makes many tales great. The characters seem to say the right things at the right time, as if it were out of some sort of novel; however, the emotions of the characters are very real, so it doesn't have the sort of contrived, cliche effect that such dialogue would have in many Hollywood movies today. I'm not accusing Nurse-kun of having made up the story, instead, this seems to be a testament to his skill as a storyteller.
    Because of this, I imagine Nurse-kun to be a very charismatic person face-to-face. Anyone else get this impression?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:03:43 No.25551559
    I must have worked at it for a long time, because Adam’s hands again came out to touch my body, this time one on either side, grasping the suit at my hips and gently easing it down. I looked in the mirror as my pussy lips came into view; and then he easily slid the suit off of my short leg stumps.

    He had been bending forward on his chair, and now he slowly knelt on the floor. I was laying on my back, looking up at him, and he sat there a moment, taking in every inch of my body. He reached forward again, and touched my hip, running his fingers very slowly down the outside of my stump, and then to the end, lingering there, stroking back and forth over the fleshy, soft area. I loved the feeling. I watched his hand, then watched it in the mirror. I put my right arm stump above my head, then turned to the right, and got up on my side. I reached my left arm stump out to him, and touched his thigh. The gesture seemed to excite him, because he grabbed my left stump, almost gratefully, and ran his hand up and down it.

    “Would you like to help me with my Garment?” I asked.

    His eyes were wide, and fixed on my face. “Sure,” he said, and reached behind him to get it, and hand it to me, his gaze not wavering. I turned onto my stomach, and then used all four stumps to push my way to a sitting position, my little hip stumps balancing me when I was upright. “Melissa, you are so beautiful.”
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:03:58 No.25551578
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:04:16 No.25551604
    I looked into his eyes, and I was so moved suddenly; I knew about sex, but knew nothing about wanting it; yet I felt a longing building within me, that he had awakened. I had never before hugged anyone; but now it just came naturally that I should move toward him, waddling from one stump to the other, and touch him. My stumps were so short that my breasts touched him first, the nipples sensitive as they brushed the fabric of his shirt. Then I pressed into him until I could get one arm stump around each side of his chest. His arms went around me, tightly. His hands pressed my head into his chest, and I heard his heart, a surprisingly rapid beat. Mostly, though, I was overwhelmed by his scent, which was strangely debilitating. He held me tighter and I felt weaker. I felt his hands move down along my spine, and then cup my butt, running up my tiny hip stumps to my pussy crack, pulling me into his groin, which felt rock-hard and had a pulse of its own. I looked up at him, and then he kissed me. It was the first kiss I had ever known. It was soft, a little wet, with a little tongue. I returned the kiss.

    When he let me go, I felt incomplete somehow. I wanted to be back in his arms, yet I didn’t know what to do with my desire; I had never before wanted anything. He told me I should finish dressing, and he seemed strangely embarrassed, as he half watched me struggle into my Garment, and half helped me. My nipples were hard, and my pussy was wet. In silence, I snapped up the bottom of my garment by putting my weight on the snaps, looking at Adam, who had his eyes lowered, and then into the mirror at both of us.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:04:23 No.25551613
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    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:04:26 No.25551615
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    I'm still here, just not telling part 2 yet. Need to make dinner and such rather than saving it for too late in the evening as I tend to.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:04:38 No.25551631
    >>25551578
    Dude, since when does /b/ care about pedos? We encourage them, because they ruin lives, so stop saging gaiafag.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:04:58 No.25551657
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:05:06 No.25551670
    lol at the sage-Christian preaching

    PEDO IZ BAD! THIS IZ /B/! GTFO PEDO!! WHERE DO U THANK U R!?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:05:12 No.25551677
    When I was dressed, he smiled into my eyes, and gave me another quick kiss. “I’ll see you later,” he said quietly, and then he got up and opened the door to the room so we could leave.

    The rest of the afternoon’s events are lost to my memory. I only remember snippets of Adam, watching all of the girls from Flower. I remember wanting him to watch only me, and being strangely, vaguely upset that his eyes lingered over other girls, too. I wondered if, when he was not in sight a few times, he were taking another girl into the mirrored room. The thought bothered me. We went to our reading class. Then we went to lunch, and then to reading again. He sat silently in a corner and watched us all. A few times I caught him looking at me, and my hopes would soar, and I seized the opportunity to smile at him.

    Somewhere toward dinnertime, I realized I wanted this. I couldn’t remember ever wanting anything in my entire life. But after our experience that afternoon, and after I had looked into his eyes and seen a glimpse of life and the great Outside . . . and a man who somehow completed me . . . I wanted it.

    So whereas I hadn’t cared that morning whether the Humanitarian came or left, I now held my breath as Ann smiled and prepared to make her announcement as we all gathered to socialize before dinner. A part of me believed Adam would be taking Nanditha home. She was simply so beautiful to look at, so much moreso than I. But as my confidence faltered a bit, I felt hope and a silent prayer build within my very soul.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:05:37 No.25551705
    >>25551517
    No, I get the impression that he's deliberately manipulating the facts of the story in order to make himself seem better than he really is. If you can't see that then you've been drawn in by his manipulative bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:05:50 No.25551719
    Get off my /b/, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:05:54 No.25551724
    >>25551049
    If I am I'm only like two months along, a bit early to show. :P

    I'll go see a doctor.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:06:07 No.25551743
    hey Nurse-kun,
    are you planning to insert some more fanservice occasionally like the suppository story? Or have you decided against that for ethical reasons or for fear of being more labeled as a pedo.

    i thoroughly enjoy your tales by the way. hope everything works out for yor two.

    and everyone who really things nurse-kun wants to pooper amp-chan..common everyone knows the whole pedo thing on /b/ is a big joke....OR IS IT?
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:07:08 No.25551815
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    Well then I'ma leave for now and read when I return then.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:07:15 No.25551823
    >>25551670

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    I VERY MUCH DOUBT ANY OF US SAGING ARE CHRISTIANS, MOST RATIONAL PEOPLE CONSIDER PEDOPHILIA TO BE WRONG, IT IS BASED UPON THE ASSUMPTION 9 YEAR OLDS CAN CONSENT TO SEX.

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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:07:17 No.25551825
    Hello nurse-kun
    I don't look at what you write as just a story, I believe you.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:07:41 No.25551854
    >>25551724
    Sounds like a good idea. The home-tests are hardly infallible, after all, better to know early than too late, after all, as it's a rather large 'thing'.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:09:12 No.25551957
    >>25551049
    Long time reader here(since the 1st post actually), and I got a question and a suggestion. I suggest that you take a look at the Braingate project if you don't already know what it is. This very well could just lead to a revolution for amputees.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrainGate

    As for the question, as much as I read through the wiki, I could not find info on when did her accident happen. When did it? How long did she stay in the hospital afterwards?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:09:25 No.25551976
    >>25551705
    People who are good at writing usually are quite skilled at speaking. The quiet ones generally not so much. Richard McBeef, anyone?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:09:27 No.25551977
    >>25551705
    Well, I don't think I'm doing so, personally...I mean, I'm not perfect, but I don't go around kicking kittens and mugging nuns, either. I don't abuse my patients, I don't act like a dick with my coworkers, I'm not stealing my sister's car.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:09:41 No.25551991
    >>25551823
    90% of rational people believe there is nothing inherently immoral with pedophilia. 97% of rational people censor their own opinions because they know speaking the truth will get them sent to jail or fired from their job.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:10:43 No.25552054
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:11:45 No.25552125
    >>25550354

    Fuck off faggot. /b/ doesn't antagonize people for being pedos. gb2/gaia.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:12:20 No.25552159
    >>25551976
    No thanks, I already ate.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:12:23 No.25552167
    >>25551049

    oh, also, another thing that would be nice, is for you to post schedules of when you're going to be posting on /b/, so i can catch the thread. I try not to spend all my time on 4chan, but I hate it when I miss your posts!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:12:41 No.25552184
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    hi /b/ on her fucking eyepatch or it didn't happen
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:12:44 No.25552187
    you're speaking in tongues; that's worth a broken lip
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:13:06 No.25552213
    >>25551991

    Admit it, you are a pedarest because you cant fuck women your own age, thats all it boils down to really.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:13:28 No.25552235
    >>25551743
    Well, that was more or less a one-time joke inspired by a real-life situation that I knew could have different meaning on 4chan. I don't generally make things up, so 'inserting fanservice', well, not really. I mean, I might make a joke about something that really happened , but, well.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:13:38 No.25552249
    Nurse-kun I'd like to say your threads really touch me personally. My girlfriend of 15 is missing 3 limbs (left arm, right arm, right leg) and while it has been a while since her accident and she's doing better, she's still struggling to live a "normal" life. I hope amputee-chan hangs in there!
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:14:33 No.25552310
    >>25551957
    A while back. Months. Vagueness is a defense against internet toughguys, sorry. Less than a year, I'll say in a definite way.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:14:55 No.25552331
    >>25552054
    I feel honored...I got "ha ha, oh wow"ed by nurse-kun o_o
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:15:36 No.25552384
    /b/, I need your advice on something, since you\\\'re probably the ones most qualified to give it.

    I\\\'m a nurse-orderly at a nursing home, been there for a year so far, I work the night shift on the west wing. It\\\'s not that tough, since most of the residents are so old and medicated that they sleep the night away, only rarely dying or stroking out or getting up to eat their own poop or something. I usually wind up playing with my DS or reading at the nurse\\\'s station for the full four hours I\\\'m on watch alone, from 1 to 5.

    However, a new patient arrived a month ago, which got my attention. A seven year old girl that was in a car crash that killed her parents, and took her legs, right arm, and right eye. As a ward of the state, and so messed up by all the trauma mentally that no foster parents would touch her, she got sent here when she got out of the hospital. God, she\\\'s so cute, she\\\'s half-japanese, but has blonde hair, and the rest of her body that didn\\\'t get cut away is just perfect, she used to be a gymnast, it seems. I\\\'ve had to answer her call button several times so far, when she\\\'s had to use the restroom in the middle of the night, which meant carrying her from her bed to the toilet, then holding her as she used it, and she always looks away from me when she did so, blushing a little bit.

    Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn\\\'t going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she\\\'s asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I\\\'m there, with all the drugs she\\\'s on. She\\\'s so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn\\\'t tell anyone, considering she\\\'s barely talked to all the shrinks they\\\'ve had her seeing since the accident. I\\\'m a pretty gentle guy, and there\\\'s plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it\\\'d be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:15:44 No.25552394
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    Dear /a/

    After I finished Mai-Otome I have not been able to cum with content. I've beaten off to normal porn, hentai of my old fighting game sweethearts, and that retard Arika and her little friends getting their nanomachines killed in the most humiliating ways possible, but something is not quite there. Something's lacking. And I know just what it is.

    It's Shizuru. That smug overpowered lesbian bitch. Always sipping tea with a confident yet amused smile on her ever carefree face. Taunting me with her dirty dyke ways. I've realized I will not be able cum with joy and fulfillment unless I see her defeated and irreversibly defiled.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:17:17 No.25552483
    Nurse-kun, does she draw at all?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:17:22 No.25552490
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:17:24 No.25552492
    >>25552331
    You're an idiot.
    Hero-worship has no place on /b/.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:17:57 No.25552521
    >>25552167
    My 'schedule' is practically nonexistent these days...I can generally manage to arrange an outing with her a few days in advance, but taking care of my dad and helping my mom is often something that can come up at any time...I've tried to keep tuesdays free, but even then, sometimes things happen, as they did last week, and this one. I suppose I could try posting a notice if I have a day free the night before, if someone plans on putting this up for 'advertisement' somewhere, but...
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:18:47 No.25552577
    >>25552249
    Geez, really? Well, good luck and best wishes to you both then, I hope the sun shines bright on both of you.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:18:47 No.25552580
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    You misunderstand.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:19:52 No.25552643
    As much as I enjoy reading about this, it needs to stop Nurse-kun. If she ever found out that you had been exploiting her for /b/'s amusement she would be devastated. If you really want to do what's best for her, stop making a public spectacle of her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:20:50 No.25552718
    >>25552492
    quite true
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:22:09 No.25552794
    >>25552643
    that's actually a good idea. maybe a final, concluding post would be a good idea. maybe 23, for the numerological significance.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:22:52 No.25552856
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    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:23:36 No.25552899
    >>25552483
    A little, but not much outside of therapy, and even that's grudgingly done. It's very...disturbing things, and I'm not going to try and steal one to scan for you all, if that's what you're alluding to.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:24:21 No.25552947
    >>25552899
    DO IT FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:24:33 No.25552956
    Wow it's great to see desperate trolls trying to hang on words said from the past to try and incriminate.

    If these idiots think a little /b/ fanservice is a deep and dark secret hidden inside someones heart they might want to get themselves checked.

    /b/ is a place you go to fuck about you say stuff about hating this and hating that and liking socially unacceptable things but that kind of stuff is never actually acted upon or even true.

    It's just a place to be outragous nothing more people never act on what they say here and proberly don't even mean it.

    So yeah you might want to take a diffrent approach on trying to insult or incriminate him. It doesn't work and he certianly doesn't care.

    The only reason deep in your hearts on why you hate him is simply because he is popular with an online community of outcasts. We are all outcasts looking to be accepted and you are just angry that someone is being loved more then you.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:25:55 No.25553060
    >>25552643
    sadly, I will second this; it would be in her best interest if this ended, and never reached the ears of anyone near her.

    joey bishop.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:26:31 No.25553096
    i hate nnamefags, but because of the loliwin, anonymous approves of this
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:27:50 No.25553188
    >>25552899
    Erk... really, I meant something more along the lines of drawing for drawing's sake, if only to improve dexterity and release some stress. :/

    Maybe pictochat with her could improve her stance on drawing? I doodle when I'm down, so...

    As prosthetics improve, maybe she'd be able to play an instrument? I know they're basing some prosthetics offa that nasa hand thing.
    >> anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:27:54 No.25553191
    wtf happened to the amputee story with the 45 year old man and the sex adoption?????
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:28:06 No.25553210
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    I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks this.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:28:26 No.25553237
    Hey Nurse-Kun, how is she progressing with her legs? Can she walk any significant distance on her own?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:28:59 No.25553274
    >>25552643
    I wouldn't consider this as "exploiting" her. It's no worse than movies that are based on real life, like Freedom Writers or October Sky.
    It's a sweet story, which lets us all know that there's still good in the world.

    in b4 people calling me a gigantic faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:29:27 No.25553301
    >>25552899
    PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:29:42 No.25553315
    >>25553274
    gigantic faggot
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:29:57 No.25553329
    >>25553274
    you gigantic faggot
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:30:08 No.25553340
    >>25553210

    As much as I love the stories, and as careful as you are, I almost have to agree.

    /b/ is heartless. No telling what it would do if it somehow got ahold of your information...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:30:27 No.25553361
    >>25549609
    fuck, i started crying.

    nurse-kun and amputee-chan touch the black heart of anonymous.
    seriously though, contrast this against the shit we did a week ago in respose to Vtech.

    this little girl has powers.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:31:44 No.25553441
    >>25552577
    The same to you Nurse-kun. Also apparently when amputees have sex they can feel their missing legs, my girlfriend told me this. Odd.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:32:19 No.25553479
    So how can you tell a real Nurse-kun thread from a fake one?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:32:28 No.25553495
    >>25553340

    One or two fags would call him and shout memes into the phone.

    Real anonymous understands that /b/ doesn't enter real life.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:32:29 No.25553496
    >>25553274
    Why don't we ask her and see if she thinks it's exploitation?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:35:04 No.25553656
    >>25553361

    Seriously. She's like Motoko for /b/tards.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:35:31 No.25553684
    Anyway, enough of this aimless faggotry, I'll try and relate what happened after we left, now. Disclaimer: I made one thing up. (This thing applies to part 1 as well).

    So, we'd left the hospital, into a pleasent spring day, sun shining without being overpowering. The van from the facility was waiting for us, so we loaded up, and headed 'home'. However, once there, as I'd cleared ahead of time, rather than depositing her back in her room, we headed for my vehicle, and off into the day, not even noon yet, still plenty of time to make it a pleasent one, not just an ordeal.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:35:35 No.25553687
    >>25542048
    Number four yeah!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:36:26 No.25553733
    >>25553479

    tripcode. memorize it. That and he always starts with a pic related to amputee-chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:36:33 No.25553740
    >>25551677
    Hey, what happened to this other story? You can't just stop posting it right in the middle of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:36:51 No.25553760
    >>25553479
    the trip code (which is why he started using it)
    >> Kagura Fanboy 04/26/07(Thu)19:36:52 No.25553765
    Hey, Nurse-kun, this is one of the (former) Anonymous who spoke to you about ampu-chan's adoption some time back. Nice to know things seem to be going well.

    For the Empress!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:37:47 No.25553826
    >>25553479
    Tripcode, you fucking retard.

    >>25553496
    How about we don't?
    >> anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:38:23 No.25553856
    wtf happened to the amputee story with the 45 year old man and the sex adoption?????
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:38:42 No.25553879
    I\'m a long time reader and I\'m sick of your faggotry just stop.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:39:39 No.25553934
    >>25553740
    actually, that does kind of seem like an ending...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:41:53 No.25554067
    >>25553496
    Rules one and two, obey them and stop talking like a traitor.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:42:20 No.25554097
    the other amputee story was copypasta, a link was posted earlier in this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:42:42 No.25554125
    >>25553826
    Why not?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:43:03 No.25554149
    BUMP
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:44:16 No.25554222
    >>25553496
    I don't know for sure whether or not she would consider this exploitation. Neither do you.

    The only one here who could come close to saying whether or not she would consider this exploitation is Nurse-kun.
    He's posting, so he obviously doesn't have a moral dilemma.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:44:37 No.25554240
    Bump for moar.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:45:15 No.25554281
    >>25552643

    How is he exploiting her? He's just sharing his stories. I think what he is doing is great, this is a little girl who desperately needs to be loved at a tough time in her life. And Nurse-kun is helping her to get through it all.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:47:13 No.25554396
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    Oh get over yourself, it was a rhetorical question. One which you apparently don't want to think about.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:47:39 No.25554428
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    See
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:49:52 No.25554565
    Whoo Nurse-Kun.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)19:51:16 No.25554657
    >>25553684
    We headed for a park that wasn't too far away, where we'd been just a few weeks earlier, but which would hopefully be a bit less crowded than before, lacking cherry blossoms this time around. Thankfully, it turned out to be just that way, and I parked, then stepped out and moved to unload her chair...

    ...when she stopped me, having opened her own door, saying she wanted to...walk, instead. I was a bit alarmed, unsure she was entirely up to it, particularly after having just been under sedation a few hours earlier. But she had a certain look in her eye that I've come to recognize, so I knew that refusing her wouldn't end too well. As such, I just sighed and shrugged with a smile, shutting the door on the chair and moving to hers instead, and extending a hand to her, as if I were helping a celebrity out of a limo onto the red carpet.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:52:01 No.25554706
    Nurse-kun is an attention faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:54:33 No.25554893
    >>25554222
    Last time I checked he was a nurse, not a psychologist. He's not even a parent as far as I've read. There's a good reason that single parents are scrutinized very closely for the purposes of adoption, besides the whole pedophilia thing. And there's a pretty damn good chance that less than a year after an incredibly traumatic experience she's not going consider having private details of her life exposed to the public a good thing. And exactly when would you consider it exploitation? I've given my definition, but all I've heard so far is "it's just stories" and "it's not exploitation" so please, elaborate a bit. Because to me, posting private details of someone's life to a forum is pretty much the definition of exploitation. It would be different if he were telling us the story of HIS life, but he's not.

    >>25554281
    I'm perfectly fine with him trying to help her and in fact admire that he is strong enough to do so. I am not fine with him posting her story for /b/ to cry over.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:55:00 No.25554932
    >>25554428
    He says she likes receiving attention from him because he doesn't give it just because she's a freak or it's his job.

    It's not our job to pay attention to her, nor do we do it because she's a freak. We do it because it's a touching story.

    I don't see how our attention is any different than the way Nurse-kun gives her attention, which she likes.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:55:45 No.25554981
    >>25554428
    That was kind of my point. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:55:52 No.25554989
    >>25554657
    this could either end very well or very badly.

    i'm amazed she'd be willing to try to walk in public though.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)19:59:14 No.25555223
    Shes not being exploited in anyway.

    He's just saving her from a horrible life of a special needs fosterhome.

    Because lets face it nobody would adopt someone who is that much of a disruption to your daily life and even a change in house.

    It's kinda sad that you are trying to pervert genuine human kindness.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:00:17 No.25555291
    >>25554932
    This may surprise you, but most people don't like details about very sensitive times in their life posted to public forums. And you're confusing empathy with sympathy. You're giving her attention because you feel pity, not because you identify with her situation at all. Well, in most cases, anyway. I'm sure there is at least one /b/tard that can identify with her to some degree.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)20:01:15 No.25555359
    >>25554657
    She seemed somewhat amused by this, and took it with her right hand, reaching up with her left to take tight hold of the shithandle, then swivelled to extend first her right, then her left, foot out over the side of the door. Then, after a moment of concentration and focus, she pulled herself up with her left hand, pulled against my own with her right, and used her tensed abdominal muscles and thighs to help pull herself up to an upright position outside the car...and wobbled...and steadied herself, standing in triump, with a small smile as she did so.

    Smiling rather larger myself, fuelled by the surge of pride I felt, I shifted to her side and helped her take a step out of the way of the door, moving to close it behind her, my right arm linked with (being clung to by) her left. I made a little joke about her not slacking off even when her rehab was cancelled for the day, to which she replied by (I think) jokingly saying it'd be good training for her, walking on more 'real' ground.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:01:28 No.25555372
    >>25555223
    Way to fucking miss my point. He is a good person for helping her. He should not be posting stories about her on /b/.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:02:27 No.25555434
    don't tell him, but /b/ has been controlling nurse-kun's actions for a long time, we are a patient lot, eventually tho we will get him to post pics of pooper. and of course we will publicly villify him, but secretly we'll all fuckkin save
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:04:46 No.25555594
    also he hasn't done anything to invade her privacy she is totally anon.

    He doesn't reveal any incriminating details about her and as much as some people wish it to happen it would be impossible to find her or even prove it is her.

    He also tends to leave alot of red herrings to protect him and her even further I can't see him doing anything wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:05:44 No.25555655
    >>25555291
    I would agree with you if the details were more, y'know, detailed.
    He's not given us any real information that would help us in tracking down either Nurse-kun or Ampu-tan.

    As long as he stays away from names and locations, it seems fine to me.
    >> Guy Incognito 04/26/07(Thu)20:06:02 No.25555682
    Age for Nurse-kun
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:06:43 No.25555720
    >>25555434

    ...Thanks, anon. I had almost forgotten I was in the shithole of the internet.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:09:56 No.25555969
    Sage for Nurse-kun
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:09:59 No.25555972
    >>25554893
    Give him a break, there is only so much shit that one can keep for himself. the rest spills out.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:10:10 No.25555989
    Sage for tripfag
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:10:26 No.25556001
    Sage for namefag
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:12:12 No.25556131
    >>25555989
    >>25556001

    FUCKING MURK LOAR
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:12:43 No.25556174
    >>25555594
    That's a very big assumption to make. I mean, just taking the facts that make everyone weeps about would make it pretty easy to figure out. How many triple amputees who lost both their parents at a young age do you think there are? And if those details aren't true, then what is?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:12:54 No.25556187
    >>25556001
    >>25555989
    counter-sage.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:13:46 No.25556250
    It's pretty much the same as writing in a journal or something. Peoples stories about others get posted all the time it's not exactly degrading or anything it just goes upon all her good points. It even could give a new found respect for amputees.

    If it bugs you that much then just convince yourself it's nothing more then a fake story.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:14:01 No.25556271
    >>25556174
    Well, where can you do a search that brings up a list of orphaned triple-amputees?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:15:54 No.25556426
    >>25555655
    At least you aren't screaming out denial, but I would argue that if anyone were determined enough, he's given more than enough details for anyone to find her. Particularly if they knew where to look.
    >>25555972
    That's what therapists are for. Barring that, PERSONAL journals.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:16:30 No.25556464
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    HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!! POSTING IN A NURSE-KUN THREAD!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:16:50 No.25556489
    sage
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)20:18:12 No.25556592
    >>25555359
    And with that, off we went. We stuck with the bike path for the beginning, as she hasn't had any real practice walking on grass or dirt just yet, and didn't want to trip her up (perhaps literally) before she'd been 'warmed up'. I stayed by her left side, with her hanging onto my arm with her good one and her artificial one as well, moving at a slow, but not glacial, pace, which I matched as best I could. But she was walking...walking on a warm spring day, outside, without a half-dozen people ready to pounce if she fell. Just the one, instead.

    We garnered more than a few stares from the people that we passed by, which she did an admirable job of mostly ignoring, as she did the whispers from the closer ones, despite her excellent hearing. She didn't leap on any of them to rip and tear, didn't throw my wallet at any of them, didn't pause to say things that drove them into a foaming rage. Her self control and dignity brought up an even bigger lump of pride into my chest than seeing her stand did, and helped quell my own desire to shout certain unpolite things at some of them, myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:18:24 No.25556606
    >>25556271
    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THEY SEARCH FOR YOU!
    seriously, chances are, some day, a gaiafag runs into them and fucks everything up.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:18:25 No.25556608
    >The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
    Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

    You dumb faggots.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:19:03 No.25556655
    >>25556271
    I'm not sure, but you do see what kind of a conundrum you're creating, right? Either I prove that it can be found or I'm wrong. If I prove that it can be found, someone finds it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:21:08 No.25556808
    >>25556655

    ITT the reason we can't have nice things.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:21:23 No.25556827
    >>25556608

    So? Then it's a kickass story.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:23:42 No.25557015
    I am man enough to admit that I got a boner when nurse-kun was describing giving her a suppository in a previous thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:25:10 No.25557127
    >>25556827

    I agree. I was more directing that at the 'these threads are ruining her life' fags.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:25:12 No.25557131
    >>25556608
    If it is fiction, then kudos to Nurse-kun, it's pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:26:08 No.25557203
    >>25556608
    LURK THE FUCK MORE
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:27:20 No.25557301
    >>25557127
    ITT fags who get off crying over people less fortunate than themselves
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:29:29 No.25557454
    SAGE
    SAGE
    SHIT THREAD
    SAGE SHIT
    TRIPFAG
    GO BACK TO GAIA
    NAMEFAG GTFO
    WEEABOO FUCKER
    LEAVE 4CHAN
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:30:10 No.25557507
    He's a tripfag you assholes, and he has to be. Can't have any fucking imposters on /b/.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:30:52 No.25557559
    >>25557454
    no, it is you who should lurk the fuck moar and go back to gaia. Nurse-kun is a well-known member of the 4chan community and if you don't know this story, you're a failure.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:33:47 No.25557808
    >>25557454

    LURK MOAR, DAMMIT.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)20:35:49 No.25557940
    >>25556592
    Well, we only got about a mile or so before she started getting tired, which is quite understandable, considering she uses about three or more times more energy just to walk than I do. Fortunately, it was near a relatively isolated spot, free of gawkers or jerks, so I suggested we head to that spot, off the beaten path, to rest a bit.

    She agreed, then struggled up the slight incline of the grassy hill, clinging to me more tightly for support, and we eventually made it up there to the slight dip behind it next to a tree, and down we (carefully) flopped, onto the just-starting to re-green grass. I took off my jacket and bunched it up a bit for her to use as a pillow, as we laid on our backs, and stared up at the sky, her breathing hard, me being an empty-headed boob.
    >> Guy Incognito 04/26/07(Thu)20:36:16 No.25557973
    Why would anyone go out of their way to find either of them? Are those people really that fucked up?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:37:20 No.25558047
    >>25557973

    You must be new here.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:37:53 No.25558095
    >>25557973
    ... gb2/gaia/
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:39:30 No.25558203
    >>25557973
    Yes, we're really that fucked up.
    >> Guy Incognito 04/26/07(Thu)20:40:47 No.25558291
    I've been coming here for ages now. Its the internet tough-guy bullshit that pisses me off. The man is reaching out to help someone, and these assholes somehow find it funny to be pricks. Nurse-kun is the only reason I come to /b/ anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:42:29 No.25558398
    >>25558291
    Most of the tough-guy bullshit is hilarious, in my opinion. Dogmongler, I lol'd. Chin-chan, I lol'd.
    If they go after Nurse-kun, though, I agree, that would be horrible.
    >> Guy Incognito 04/26/07(Thu)20:43:17 No.25558451
    I've been a douchebag, I used to laugh at the scene in Enemy At The Gates where the kid gets hung near the end. I once told my cousin he'd love the film because "of this funny rope trick this kid does at the end."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:44:05 No.25558510
    >>25558451
    Did your cousin watch the movie?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:44:11 No.25558516
    TITS or GTFO, and they better be intact.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:44:33 No.25558548
    >>25558291
    The point stands that he is posting about it on /b/. If you honestly think no one on here would do something fucked up if they found out who they were, you're naive.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:44:53 No.25558568
    >>25558516
    lurk the fuck moar.
    >> Guy Ingocnito 04/26/07(Thu)20:45:58 No.25558650
    >>25558291
    DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:46:09 No.25558667
    >>25558516

    I'm almost getting tired of saying this.

    LURK MOAR
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:48:26 No.25558847
    >>25558398

    Methinks if someone goes after Nurse-kun, /b/ should retaliate on his behalf. C-C-C-Combo break the mofo right in the balls.
    >> Guy Incognito 04/26/07(Thu)20:48:33 No.25558856
    >>25558650
    Ha ha, asshole.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:49:08 No.25558905
    >>25558847
    Hoorah.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:49:12 No.25558909
    >>25558847
    I second that motion!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:54:25 No.25559311
    >>25558650
    FAIL
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:55:55 No.25559422
    >>25557940
    I wonder what in the hell empty headed boob means.... ESL much?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:56:24 No.25559462
    >>25558847
    Third
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:57:13 No.25559524
    Wow, I can't believe this thread is still going on.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)20:57:23 No.25559536
    >>25557940
    We spent a good ten minutes or so just laying there, watching the clouds drift by, I folded my hands behind my head, then realized it might be insensitive, somehow, to do so...and glanced over to the side at her, only to see that she'd gone and done the same, artificial hand underneath her good one; having caught my look (as I was to her left, in her peripheral vision), she looked to me as well, and as I smiled ruefully, feeling kind of dumb, she actually...laughed. It was wonderful, even if it only lasted for a couple of seconds, but it was a laugh, unforced and genuine, and it lit up her whole face in a way the sunlight couldn't do on its own. That just led to my grin going from rueful to uncontrollable, and I started laughing as well.

    She only laughed for that moment, but I couldn't keep it quite so brief; she just watched as I got it out of my system, smiling faintly all the while. Once I did, looking a bit embarassed, I told her how proud I was of how brave she'd been that morning, how I'd known she could do it...it was just a matter of it actually having time to happen to prove me right. She looked somewhat embarassed at that herself, then, flushing a bit, then after a moment of silence, simply thanked me for keeping my promise.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:57:51 No.25559577
    >>25559422
    boob
    –noun
    1. a stupid person; fool; dunce.
    2. British. a blunder; mistake.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:58:46 No.25559654
    WRITE FASTER NURSE-KUN
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)20:59:52 No.25559733
    Has Nurse-kun ever mentioned specifically what instruments Amputee-chan played before the accident?

    Requesting this information from the collective Anonymous (or Nurse-kun, if he has time to humor me).
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:01:38 No.25559874
    Sage for namefaggotry.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:04:16 No.25560091
    >>25559536
    And it was lying in that grass that we made love for the first time. I'd brought protection along for just that purpose, so it worked out well.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:04:17 No.25560093
    >>25559874
    Age for sage
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:04:45 No.25560123
    >>25559874
    r u dumb?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:05:20 No.25560166
    >>25559874

    Goddammit Lurk Moar.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:06:02 No.25560217
    >>25560091
    Sage'rs, take note. This is why Nurse-kun is a tripfag, and why he must be.

    i lol'd, by the way.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:06:14 No.25560237
    >>25559733
    Piano, Violin, was learning Guitar and Shamisan, tried a few of the woodwinds, I believe.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:06:34 No.25560256
    >>25559654
    MULTITASKING
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:07:01 No.25560297
    >>25560091
    Fail harder, because you are so witty and original just like all those moot imposters.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:07:06 No.25560305
    Nurse-kun, what did you make up?
    (In both parts.)
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:07:32 No.25560344
    >>25560305
    Oh, and in b4 "the whole thing".
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:07:44 No.25560360
    LURK MOAR ALL YE GTFO'S
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:10:11 No.25560566
    Forgive the faggotry (Or don't, as we are Anonymous), but Nurse-Kun threads tend to make my entire week a lot better.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:11:42 No.25560710
    >>25560305
    The whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:14:50 No.25560977
    I can't believe my luck, haven't missed a Nurse-kun thread in more than a month now.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:14:56 No.25560986
    Bumping a Nurse-kun thread.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:15:36 No.25561036
    >>25559536
    We lapsed into silence for a while longer after that, just watching the clouds drift by, each of us lost in our own thoughts. Finally, after about ten minutes more, she moved to sit up, looked over at me, and said 'Let's go'. Remembering her use of the same words that morning, I just smiled and nodded, moving to stand up and brush my butt off (stray dead grass, you see), then turned to face her...not making an offer to help, knowing her as I did, but just waiting, receptive without being too obvious about it. In response, she raised both her own hands up toward me, and I nodded, then took them...and with a quick but gentle tug, pulled her right up onto her feet, as she kept her legs straight and just arced right up onto them. I knelt to retrieve my jacket as she did some brushing off of her own, then slung it over my shoulder, and offered her my hand again.

    And off we went. I asked her if she'd like to just retrace our steps, or take the long way around; she thought about it for a bit, then seemed to straighten a bit, and picked the 'long' way, which would be about a mile and a half or so to get back to the car. Since we still had a fair amount of time left before she had to go 'home', I figured that we could take a few more rest breaks, if need be, so I just smiled and nodded.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:17:14 No.25561171
    >>25560305
    That is a tactical secret that must be kept from spies.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:18:43 No.25561287
    >>25561171
    Ah, I remember now. Make up little details to throw off the horde. Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:20:14 No.25561404
    >>25561171
    Ahh.
    So, you changed some part of the story, that, if left unchanged, would have given anonymous a dangerous detail that could give him the needed information to track you down. Right?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:21:44 No.25561542
    >>25560237
    Ah, thanks.

    I thought I read somewhere that she played piano and violin, but I was under the impression that she played quite a few.

    Perhaps I'll try and compose some "Damaged Goods"-inspired musics if inspiration strikes me.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:22:36 No.25561611
    >>25561036
    After we'd gone about a quarter mile, though, we were ambushed from behind by an angry female voice: "turn around, you bitch!" And there stood another girl about 40 feet away from us, hair whipping wildly in the wind. Instantly I knew that this had to be the one Ampu-tan had fought at the pool. Only, from what I could tell at that distance, she had replaced the prosthetics on her two missing arms with a pair of gatling guns - which were quickly whirring up to speed.
    >> Ismuth 04/26/07(Thu)21:22:45 No.25561626
    >>25561171
    I'm currently reading the kinetic novel beta. It's pretty awesome. I don't want to force you or anything, but I think it'd be neat if you helped these guys.

    Also, best of luck,

    Slacker Namefag
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:23:07 No.25561656
    >>25560977
    me too , but i noticed that its not luck , i need to lurkless
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:24:09 No.25561739
    >>25561611
    Didn't read the tripcode 'til after I read the message. I lol'd heartily.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:24:30 No.25561768
    >>25561036
    Thankfully, this route was actually more level than the initial path we'd taken, placing less of a strain on her, due to her less than robust robot knees. We just took our time, walking through skeletally dappled areas underneath barely-blooming trees, paused to take in some of the plaques on benches dedicated to philanthropists that have helped fund the park in the past, and around the halfway mark, took a seat on one of those benches and watched a family of ducks swimming on a pond. She looked as relaxed and, well, happy, as I've seen her in a long time, leaning against me, which was what made me notice that the temperature had dipped a few degrees.

    That noticed, I retrieved my jacket from its position, and slipped it around her shoulders. She didn't say anything about the act, which was fine by me, but didn't sit up on her own again, either. Guess I was just a convenient pillow.
    >> Ismuth 04/26/07(Thu)21:25:01 No.25561809
    >>25561611
    You are failing less, I noticed it was fake at the bold tripcode and at the work gatling guns.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:25:29 No.25561839
    >>25561611
    top quality trolling. FUCK YEA
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:27:27 No.25561982
    >>25561626
    >>25561626

    WTF is the first password?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:28:08 No.25562047
    25562000 get
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:28:37 No.25562088
    lurk MOAR
    >> Ismuth 04/26/07(Thu)21:28:39 No.25562095
    >>25561982
    OHSHI ITS A _____ GET IN THE CAR
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:28:49 No.25562113
    >>25561982
    >:3
    JESUS CHRIST IT'S A _____ GET IN THE CAR!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:28:49 No.25562115
    >>25561611

    I have to admit, I laughed
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:29:28 No.25562164
    >>25561404
    Mmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:30:48 No.25562267
    i'm all ears ... or eyes.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:31:15 No.25562314
    Nurse-kun, reading some of the older stories... you are the perfect man to deliver this tale. You're human enough to care for the girl, but you've been a /b/tard long enough that you know not to fuck up with personal information, and how to present it to these people.

    You have singlehandedly restored my faith in humanity.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:31:36 No.25562347
    >>25561626
    Shit was made of boring and weeaboo gay.
    Also, cocks.
    >> Letty Whiterock !MINT0HaXz2 04/26/07(Thu)21:31:50 No.25562366
    Nurse-kun thread. I am posting in it. Because I love him so.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:32:08 No.25562393
    >>25561626
    Help how? I mean, I already gave them the plot and characterization, what more do they need to...borrow...to make their game? If I can't risk some things on /b/, general communication on the internets hardly seems more feasible.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:33:24 No.25562515
    >>25562164
    Or is it that you know someone who is a /b/tard and you don't want them to see this thread and know it's you?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:33:44 No.25562547
    >>25562366
    gb2 Gensokoyo
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:37:08 No.25562830
    >>25562113
    OH.

    I thought there were two passwords. Shit. XD
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:38:40 No.25562959
    >>25562515
    He's gonna adopt the fucking kid, how could he possibly hide it from someone he knows??? Idiot
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:39:57 No.25563071
    >>25561768
    After a few minutes more (we'd been there for around ten or so already), we got up once again, with her managing to do so on her own, as it's considerably easier going from a sitting position with armrests and a back and such than from laying on some grass. She moved to remove my jacket to return it to me, but I held up my hands, palm outward, telling her that if she was cold, she could keep it, if she liked, since I was already wearing a long-sleeved shirt...she seemed conflicted for a moment, I'm guessing weighing whether she wanted to seem dependant or not, then finally shrugged and offered a casual smile, simply saying: "Thanks.".

    We started off again onto the return leg of the trip, making it about a quarter mile or so, just past the tip of the pond in that direction, when I felt the first raindrop hit. Mentally cursing inept 'meteorologists', I increased my stride without thinking about it...and almost dragged her into falling onto her face as she was hanging onto my arm, but her legs couldn't quite keep up with that speed increase, letting out a small startled cry. I stopped immediately and moved to help her steady herself again, apologizing profusely...and she said it was all right after a moment, though I could see that she felt at least a bit bad about it, about the fact that she *couldn't* keep up suddenly...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:45:18 No.25563461
    keep it coming Nurse-kun >_>
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:46:16 No.25563521
    >>25561611
    Pool girl's gun arms lit up and sent a stream of fire towards us at a rate of 80 rounds per second. I thought we were doomed - and I can tell you honestly that I felt fear at that instant. Not so much for myself, but that this girl who I cared about would suddenly have her life (and her torso) torn apart by a hail of automatic small arms fire. I needn't have worried, however, as she instantly sprang into action and deployed her loli shield.

    I haven't told you about her loli shield yet. It's a little difficult to describe: imagine a pair of printed panties with Pedobear displayed on the ass area. Now imagine that this was a rock-hard protective barrier extending about eight feet at its widest point, which can stop anything short of a neutron bomb. Pool girl gave up after a few thousand rounds unsuccessfully bounced off Pedobear's grinning face, giving Ampu-tan the chance she needed to T-R-A-N-S-F-O-R-M.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:47:44 No.25563635
    >>25563521

    What...The...Fuck...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:48:01 No.25563662
    >>25561611
    >>25563521
    I like this nurse-kun better
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:49:04 No.25563733
    >>25563521
    I don't think gatling guns are really "small arms", but I'm not sure.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:49:17 No.25563748
    Holy fucking shit bumping a Nurse-kun thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:54:27 No.25564139
    age for nurse kun. :3 i love these threads so much, it's been a while since i've read one
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)21:55:33 No.25564216
    >>25563071
    Apologizing one more time, and telling her it was my fault entirely, I asked if she was ready to go again, and with a small nod as she kept looking down at her feet. I felt like crap, but didn't want her to be exposed to conditions like this when she just got out of the hospital this morning, reasons irrelevant, I started walking again, a bit more brisk than our earlier leisurely stroll, but not greatly so...and she was able to keep up with me, though just a glance and working ears suggested she was pushing herself to do so, even as the rainfall continued to grow in intensity.

    We made it about another quarter mile before her slowing pace and labored breathing made it clear she was reaching her limit, even as the shower was beginning to become a downpour...so I slowed, then stopped. And moved to kneel, turning my back toward her. "Hop on, I'd like to give you a ride.". I tried to phrase it so that it was something I wanted to do, rather than something I needed to do because of her 'weakness', turning slightly to face her and smile as I did so, despite the water pouring down my face, which had already soaked both of us; leaving her looking both waterlogged and somewhat miserable with both exhaustion and a feeling and having 'failed' somehow...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:55:54 No.25564245
    bump so nurse kun can type out the next paragraph or two.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:56:49 No.25564331
    >>25564216

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:57:48 No.25564404
    This is all fake you know.

    There is no Nurse-Kun and there is no loli amputee.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:58:44 No.25564469
    >>25564216

    No =(
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)21:59:49 No.25564542
    >>25564404
    There is certainly a Nurse-kun. Nurse-kun is the one who types the posts.
    Nurse-kun may not be a nurse or have a loli, but he exists.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:00:09 No.25564578
    >>25564404

    Then it's a great story. Don't give a damn. Now GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:00:19 No.25564592
    >>25564404

    Who gives a shit if it's fake (you can't really *prove* either way)? Just enjoy it or shut up.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:00:37 No.25564613
    >>25564216
    dude, I just hope that the two "made up" parts are inconsequential, I'd hate it if a touching part was false :(

    (assuming the whole thing is true to begin with, lol)
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:02:53 No.25564799
    Nurse-kun is dead. Nurse-kun remains dead. And we have killed him.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)22:03:37 No.25564854
    >>25563521
    She thrust her prosthetic arm into the air and cried, "Washboard chest and lack of pubic hair, I call upon your aid! Guro-Azn-Loli Power Activate!" And with that, she was carries up into the air by a circling cloud of hearts, bubbles, and DS Lites. I won't describe her transformation sequence, you can imagine it for yourselves. Pool girl was, as you might expect, somewhat taken aback by this.

    With a flash of light she appeared in her full form: Pretty Soldier Cripple Lolita. Her prosthetic legs had been replaced with a pair of tank treads, but the rest of her was wearing a black g-man issue suit. She was hoisting a nasty-looking sword (one that sort of hooked around on itself) in her left hand and had a plasma cannon grafted onto her right. Behind her sunglasses I knew there had to be murder in her eyes.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:04:24 No.25564909
    POSTING IN A NURSE-KUN THREAD
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:05:04 No.25564950
    Still reading through the old ones. This shit makes me see the light in life, blah-blah-blah, other random praise.

    Seriously, Nurse-kun, if human beings were transformers, you'd be Optimus Prime.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:06:56 No.25565082
    >>25564542
    >>25564578
    >>25564592

    HYPER TEAM COMBO FINISH
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:09:14 No.25565235
    Some of you guys give way too much credit to this guy. Sure, he's allegedly doing wonderful things in the life of this girl, but it's not like he's the only person on Earth who's ever given a lot of time to a human cause.

    He's an example of behavior, sure, but to say that he's the purest soul on Earth? That's a -bit- of an exagerration.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:10:32 No.25565329
    >>25565235
    Aaaaaand some of us don't care to look that deeply into it and just want to read a story.
    >> Guy Incognito 04/26/07(Thu)22:11:33 No.25565408
    >>25565235
    True, but after seeing flaming cat corpses and shitting dick-nipples on this board, Nurse-kun lights up /b/ and shows that even a btard can be human.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:12:51 No.25565514
    >>25565235

    Bear in mind that we're comparing him to the rest of /b/, so to us he might as well be the purest soul on Earth.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:13:07 No.25565526
    >>25565235

    Meh. Exaggeration makes life interesting. If people can tell me to give "110%," which is total bullshit, I can liken Nurse-kun to Optimus Prime.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:14:04 No.25565590
    >>25565408
    Hah, I reckon that this is in stark contrast to usual /b/ content, I'll give you that, 110%. Like night and day, pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:14:14 No.25565603
    >>25565329
    >>25565408
    >>25565514

    HYPER TEAM COMBO FINISH...

    AGAIN.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:14:39 No.25565636
    bump for more wet loli ACTION-ACTion-action-action-act....
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)22:15:38 No.25565698
    >>25564216
    It was hard to tell, as the rain was pouring down her face just as it had been down my own, but I think she was crying again, though she was making a heroic effort not to. Her good fist was clenched tightly enough at her side to turn her knuckles white...even her myoelectric hand was clenched, powered by subconciously symmetrical muscles and impulses. It was hard for me to maintain my own false composure, but I drew on my one drama class from high school, and smiled cheerfully, half-turning, then reaching out to touch her cheek gently, applying a very light pressure to have her look up at me again.

    "Please?", I said. "It'd make me really happy." She averted her eyes to the side, biting her lip...then finally gave a ghost of a nod without saying anything, and I turned back again, shifting a bit to be right in front of her; a moment later, I felt a mismatched pair of arms hooking around my neck, and reached back with my own, to a pair of plastic and flesh thighs, then stood up, and started walking again.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:15:54 No.25565718
    >>25565526
    >>25565590

    The irony?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:18:21 No.25565902
    >>25565718
    I see it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:19:25 No.25565981
    >>25565408
    For a namefag, he has a fucking good point.
    >> Guy Incognito 04/26/07(Thu)22:20:58 No.25566092
    You bring us hope Nurse-Kun
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:23:28 No.25566247
    this thread feels lonely without the sage-spam :(
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:24:39 No.25566329
    Nurse-Kun! Fifth one of your threads I've caught in a row! (the fact nowadays I check just for you helps that)

    Anyway, you = awesome, etc.

    Here's a question; you've said she was a really smart kid, gifted school and all, but did she enjoy learning? I know you'd have to get her some (home)schooling if the adoption went through, but have you thought about bringing educational books or something to her? She might really enjoy learning in her off-time; It could give her a boost of small pride being able to tell you even more triva, and it'd help for when you get her back into actual school-work.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:26:47 No.25566485
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    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)22:28:06 No.25566578
    >>25565698
    I could feel her breath on my neck and left ear, her head tilting to that side naturally, her hands clutching at my shirt to augment her grip, while I adjusted my own hands further up and back to provide better support for her, particularly since her torso and my own aren't exactly the same length. I was already walking at this point, feeling her heart beating like a caged bird against my back and the rain dripping off her hair onto my shoulder, when I asked her if she'd like to run.

    She drew in a shuddering breath when I said that word, her heartbeat stepping up the pace...and as soon as I heard her whisper "Yes", I did. I ran as quickly as I could without risking falling onto our faces, faster than I had since I was in college, as fast as I could go, for her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:28:28 No.25566611
    >>25566329

    I was just thinking about this myself in reaction to some stuff I read in the archives... It might help her feel less 'left behind' and such, for one thing.
    >> Guy Incognito 04/26/07(Thu)22:28:35 No.25566623
    >>25566485
    And there it is...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:28:43 No.25566631
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    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)22:29:12 No.25566670
    >>25564854
    By now pool girl was panicking. Her gunarms lit up again and threw off a few hundred rounds, but with supersonic speed Pretty Soldier Cripple Lolita batted them away with her hook-sword. Now, normally when this kind of thing happens our girl is willing to toy with the bad guys of the week a little bit before SENDING THEM TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. Not this time, though, so I guess she was still a little tired from the walk...or she could have still been pissed at pool girl from the last time. Whatever the reason, she skipped the foreplay and went straight to her signature move. Her plasma cannon arm began to glow a deep orange. In the space of a single second an apple juice container made of pure energy manifested there, grew to about the size of a washing machine, and fired straight at pool girl. With a scream and a flash of light she was gone.

    In a way, I was disappointed. I had at least expected our girl to call upon her mecha, an origami paper crane 40 stories tall called The Major. Cripple Lolita had managed to level a few city blocks the last time...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:29:18 No.25566677
    >>25566578
    ahhh, the magic of story-telling
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:30:02 No.25566735
    >>25566485
    >>25566631

    Die, fire, you.

    Murk, Loar, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:30:16 No.25566753
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    THIS THREAD SUCKS SO MUCH I SHAT BRICKS
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:31:30 No.25566851
    >>25566578
    ...awesome.

    ...the fact that she said 'yes' really struck me. If this was a movie; I'd imagine the flowing strings and motivational orchestration to kick in now.

    Loves you! <3
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:31:31 No.25566852
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    I CAME ON OPS FACE FOR FAIL THREAD
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:33:07 No.25566971
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    KID IS OP FOR FAILING SO HARD
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:33:31 No.25566997
    Nurse-kun, when you talk to her does she ever talk about or hint at what keeps her going in life? I mean not wanting to die or just become a vegetable and not have to suffer through life anymore. What does she have to look forward to in life? All the things a normal girl takes for granted... boyfriend, social life, fun, family, entertainment; she has it horrible in every respect. Yet is still alive and still here, why?

    Also what major medical procedures have you taken part in / assisted with? Surgery? Emergency room stuff?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:33:32 No.25566999
    Nurse-kun and friends need to GTFO.

    /b/ is for misanthropists, and only misanthropists.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:34:22 No.25567059
    TAKE HER TO MUSIC IN THE STREETS, NURSE-KUN
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:35:36 No.25567155
    >>25566999
    /b/ is open to anybody. If you don't like something in it, boo hoo, it isn't made just for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:35:50 No.25567171
    >>25566578

    Just imagining this, it's beautiful. If it's a fake, by god man, write a script or a book or something, you've got talent.

    If it's real, you are the fucking hero. I know you've said a number of times that you're just "a guy," but heroes aren't just born in full plate armor, sword in hand. I don't know what it is that strikes me about that paragraph, but it makes me feel like you're fixing the world for this girl, and that gives me hope. Hope of all freakin' kinds.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:36:09 No.25567188
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    OP, LOOK AT THE TIME
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:36:15 No.25567196
    >>25566971
    lol you're so fun lol, I wanna try too OP's a poophead lolololol!!!1

    Now please stay quiet or get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:37:08 No.25567249
    >>25566999
    you can't shit all over well established characters on /b/ just because your ass is too new to remember them
    if you don't like the thread, gtfo and post somewhere else, but don't sage it just cause your pms'ing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:37:32 No.25567276
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:37:36 No.25567279
    >>25567155

    No, he's right. gtfo.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:38:23 No.25567349
    >>25567276

    I DONT KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW THIS THREAD FAILS
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:39:36 No.25567432
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    OP IS THE CANCER KILLING /b/
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:39:45 No.25567449
    >>25567155

    Including all of this misanthropy here, so stop complaining about people sageing this faggot shit, hatred towards any /b/ content is a part of /b/ you shitface niggers
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:40:35 No.25567506
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    MEXICAN BULLET MAN WILL GET YOU FOR THIS OP
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:40:43 No.25567520
    Nurse-kun, I'm currently reading Nabokov's Lolita and it struck me that your writing style sort of reminds me of it.
    You should be more evil and scheming and thinking about rape like Humbert though.

    Funny thing is, he also got his loli as the result of a car accident.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:42:21 No.25567631
    bamp
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:42:52 No.25567667
    >>25567249

    25566999 here. I've repudiated this faggot since the first thread in fucking december.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:43:42 No.25567723
    >>25567449
    Eh, you have a point, but I was directing the comment at the sager's logic, not the sagers in general. brb though, gonna wipe this shit off my nigger-face.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:44:44 No.25567803
    >>25538201
    >>25538048

    this is how much fucking faggotry is in this thread.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:44:47 No.25567810
    DIE FUCKING THREAD DIE!!!
    DIE FUCKING THREAD DIE!!!
    DIE FUCKING THREAD DIE!!!
    DIE FUCKING THREAD DIE!!!
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:45:07 No.25567825
    >>25566578

    Absolutely amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:47:29 No.25567985
    >>25566578

    If this were a sappy chick-flick, I'd still watch it just for this scene.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:47:51 No.25568016
    >>25567810
    Fun fact: This post is what brought it back to the mainpage for me to view. Thanks dood.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)22:48:24 No.25568055
    >>25566578
    Somehow, miraculously, I managed to make it back to the car without falling and breaking my, and or her, fool neck. I'm not particularly well coordinated, so I can only guess that the fates of fluid dynamics were with me that day. When I finally got there I bent forward at the waist slightly so she could rest on my back, fumbling in my pocket for my keys and door opener. I managed to beep them open, then finally moved to kneel again, and let her slip off me to lower herself to the ground.

    She was still breathing a bit hard when she stood on her own, her legs wobbly. I looked her over for a moment to make sure she was ok, feeling her wrist to find that while it was elevated, her pulse wasn't at dangerous levels, then brushed some of the stray droplets off her bangs, before I moved to help her into the car, then hustled around to take my own seat.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:49:36 No.25568158
    Dammit Nurse-Kun, I loves you, but you have HORRIBLE timing.

    I've caught your last three threads, and EVERY SINGLE TIME I have had a test the next day.

    Still; loves.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:49:59 No.25568188
    >>25566997

    Apparently she was pretty suicidal at first, but just kinda stopped after a while (and one or two attempts). I'd imagine that Nurse-kun is mostly what keeps her going now, although obviously not completely.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:50:12 No.25568209
    bamp-u
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:52:30 No.25568387
    >>25566247
    Thanks for bringing the fags back dickhead
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)22:53:51 No.25568487
    >>25566997
    ...not really. I haven't brought it up, and she hasn't said much either, aside from the occasional darker moment in which she expresses a doubt that she has any future at all, which I do try to help with, as best I can.

    ICU, ER, then a stint in Neuro...then the home.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)22:55:29 No.25568589
    >>25567520
    The day I start thinking like Humbert Humbert is the day I take some .50 asprin.

    But Nabokov is amazing, so good taste there, anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)22:56:57 No.25568709
    >>25566329
    Nurse-kun! If you're answering questions again, I'll repost this. >_>
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    >> lolwut 04/26/07(Thu)22:59:19 No.25568878
    Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

    I'm going to ban everyone in this thread if my fortune is good.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:01:02 No.25569006
    infinite thread is infinite
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:01:43 No.25569062
    >>25568709

    Seconded on this question here. >.>
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:03:27 No.25569172
    Hey Nurse-kun,
    I've been reading up on this on the wiki since the 5th chapter, this is the first time I've actually caught one of your threads. I just want to say keep up the good work with Ampu-tan, I'm rooting for you and hoping the adoption process goes smoothly. You're all she's got left now, so don't ever let her down.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:04:17 No.25569232
    >>25568055
    Despite the lessons my father taught me when I was a callow youth, learning the rules of the road, rules I've followed diligently since then, 10 and 2 in particular, I drove one-handed that afternoon. My left hand had to suffice, a lesson I'd learned from her, as my right was busy, wrapped up around her own, as she curled up in the passenger seat; robotic knees, plastic shins and feet drawn up atop it, her eyes shut as usual, but not quite so tightly as usual.

    We arrived at the home some time later, taking longer than we'd spent travelling from it to the park earlier, then just sat in the parking lot for a couple of minutes in silence. Finally, I broke it, and my own indecision, by leaning over and placing a kiss on top of her still-wet head. I didn't say anything, because I felt it'd sound dumb no matter its content, but just moved to get out, gently releasing her hand, to fetch her chair.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:05:56 No.25569335
    >>25569062
    lol we're looking in the same direction. >_>
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:06:24 No.25569363
    >>25569232
    OH SHI-
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:06:50 No.25569387
    >>25536736
    One of my friends called and told me Nurse-kun was on, AND YAY!!!!!! How goes it, nursetard?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:08:54 No.25569531
    Okay, Nurse-kun, I know this is fucking old. I'm the guy reading the archives. But I felt I should add this:

    >Would you be interested in a girl/woman missing three limbs and an eye, even if she used her arm prosthesis really well, covered up her leg prosthetics with stockings or something and was good enough with them to walk or even run almost normally, was good enough with makeup to cover the scar over her eye...? Excluding 'god stumps maek me hard' answers from the sickos out there, asking the non-fetishests here...would you be romantically interested in someone like her, with a great body (that's still intact) and a more or less healed psyche and a fascinating mind? And not just romantically, but sexually, as well?


    That's from the archives. I just thought I'd mention that I semi-dated a girl in highschool that had a dead arm... I don't know the medical term, but she couldn't move it by itself. Suffice to say, it didn't cause any relationship problems or anything of the sort. So there certainly is hope.

    Sorry, I'll shut up now.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:09:09 No.25569547
    >>25569232
    Is this the first time you've kissed her in any context? I can't remember at the moment if you said you did earlier...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:10:37 No.25569658
    Has she been in any other fights? Did she ever make up with the girl from the pool?
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    A lot easier to access the pussy when the legs aren't in the way.

    Anyone got any MOAR of this hot shit?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:12:06 No.25569753
    >>25568589
    Yeah he's great, gotta get some more of his works. Some people wondered earlier about your writing and assumed you'd had to have studied english to be a good writer, but simply reading books is what mainly influences a writing style, in my opinion. Maybe this has been mentioned sometime before but please tell us about what kind of litterature you like other than Nabokov.
    In addition, keep up good work also cocks
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:14:14 No.25569903
    >>25569658
    ...you just made me picture mecha-loli-yuri in my mind.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:15:45 No.25570006
    >>25569232
    WUT
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:17:19 No.25570100
    >>25569232
    I got it out and unfolded, then opened her door and unbuckled her...I could see the distaste in her expression at the sight of the chair, but I half-jokingly told her that I might get in trouble if they saw me letting her walk in front of them, even if I knew she could. She seemed to accept this, sighing a bit, with a touch of theatricality, then assented, and let me help her take her seat. From there, I wheeled her inside, both of us somewhat more wet than a dash from the car might indicate, as our friendly neighbourhood Indian Security Professional noted with a laugh, then we headed straight for her room, leaving a trail for janitorial to mop up in our wake. My colleague on duty at the station made a comment about going swimming, and we were back in her room.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:18:56 No.25570195
    >No one can bear the weight of the world on their shoulders, but a kid doesn't weigh that much at all.

    Especially one missing most of her limbs. BAM
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:20:41 No.25570314
    >>25570100
    Were you worried about them?
    -or were they just joking around?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:21:50 No.25570388
    in after nurse-kun
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:24:07 No.25570533
    >>25569531
    No, thank you for answering it, even now. Really.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:25:55 No.25570648
    Did you stick it in her pooper yet??
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:27:38 No.25570762
    >>25570648
    Yeah, though it was kinda lame. Not as good as the mecha-loli-battle scenes.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:28:23 No.25570820
    >>25570648
    Yes he did, read the wiki archives. :)
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:30:17 No.25570932
    I have finally found one of your threads again. The first time I had no clue about it and read it with the rest off of wikichan.

    I have a question I hope you will answer. I felt I might need a project for the summer to keep me busy and one of my ideas is to practice my writing skills by writing a little of this, I most likely will not distribute online or offline though unless something weird happens.

    My actual question is, does it snow there in the winter? Well, you don't really even have to tell me that. Just say if it had or hadn't snowed recently when you first met her.

    It doesn't matter either way I guess. Now I'm just rambling in nervousness so I'll shut up.
    IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT: A good book for her to read is Whale Talk. The main character is part Black, Norwegian, and American and the book focuses on it. Probably something she could learn from.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:32:16 No.25571080
    >>25570533

    Glad I could help, then. I know it's not as extreme as your girl's case, but I can honestly say I was no less attracted to her because of it.

    And she sounds like she's going to grow up beautiful, anyways. She shouldn't have much of a problem in that area.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:32:18 No.25571081
    QUESTION BE-DUMP-A-BUMP!

    Here's a question; you've said she was a really smart kid, gifted school and all, but did she enjoy learning? I know you'd have to get her some (home)schooling if the adoption went through, but have you thought about bringing educational books or something to her? She might really enjoy learning in her off-time; It could give her a boost of small pride being able to tell you even more triva, and it'd help for when you get her back into actual school-work.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:33:32 No.25571157
    This is like House, except real.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:33:56 No.25571179
    first time i've caught one of these threads in person.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:34:56 No.25571248
    >>go system go

    Best laugh I've had in days
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:36:11 No.25571319
    >>25571157
    Also, it's not lupus.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:36:43 No.25571364
    >>25570100
    Since she was back in the home, she was now legally under the care of her nurse on duty, rather than me...so all I could really do was gather a few towels from her bathroom and place them on the edge of her bed before helping her up and over to take a seat there...no helping her dry off, even I'd be the one in that position in just a few hours. Still, I did use the corner of one of them to dry her face and ruffle her hair just a little...and offered a smile as I did. "You're important, you know that?" She looked faintly embarassed when I said it, not making much of a response, but that was fine by me, and I just kept smiling, then told her I'd see her later, that if she felt tired, she shouldn't feel bad about getting some more sleep. And, finally, that'd I'd had a good day, and I'd hoped it'd been at least not a bad one for her, then stood up to get going, so her nurse could come in and help her dry off.

    I paused, then, as I felt a slight tugging on my pants, glancing down to see it was her good hand, with her looking up to me. And then, after a moment's silence, "...I did. Thanks...again." I just smiled again, and brushed a tenacious lock of wet hair out of her eyes and behind one of her ears, then headed out.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:37:19 No.25571395
    >>25571080
    Oh, it'll be a problem. It'll be a problem when Nurse-kun catches 16-year-old Ampu-tan sneaking out every night to meet her lover, Burn Victim-kun. Let me tell you, you've never seen a jealous dad in action until you've seen Nurse-kun whup a would-be player who's got scars over 80% of his body.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:38:57 No.25571512
    >>25570932
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:39:21 No.25571542
    Fuck. . .

    Nurse-kun, will you marry me? I'm 22/f and can cook and fuck like a minx.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:40:16 No.25571601
    Hey Nurse-kun,

    I saw your last thread, but didn't get what was going on at the time. Then I found the wiki and read most of it.

    You're awesome, keep up the good work. I hope things turn out well for you two.

    btw, I read the quote that >>25569531 brought up from the the archive the other day...

    You do realize that by the time she's of legal age, you'll be nearly 40, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:40:16 No.25571602
    >>25571364

    I love this.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:41:07 No.25571665
    >>25571364
    And...well, that's about all the salient details of that. I hesitated in telling it, thus the gap between the two, because I know it sounds sappy and, well...but all the important things did happen. And I didn't put any words into her mouth that she didn't say herself.

    Anyway. Um. Yeah. I suck.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:42:00 No.25571728
    >>25571395
    The year or so I've spent constantly lurking/posting on /b/ was worth it just for that mental image.
    Well played.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:43:10 No.25571801
    >>25571081
    Yes, she's chosen a number of educational books during our trips to the library, and we included a few in that initial christmas batch, and in smaller ones I haven't really mentioned since then. She does enjoy learning, and if she enjoys something...well, I try and get it to her, or her to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:43:22 No.25571813
    >>25571542
    Screw you, bitch!
    Nurse-kun, I may be male, but I'm 19 (ha!) and cute! I can't cook that well, but will gladly let you fuck me like a minx!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:43:54 No.25571838
    >>25571395

    Haha.

    Okay, maybe "no problems" wasn't the right phrase. She'll probably be beating the guys off with a mech-arm.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:44:24 No.25571873
    >>25571665
    So I can go to bed now? I have to get up in 3 hours ;_;

    See you next time awesome nursekun!
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:44:45 No.25571892
    >>25569658
    Thankfully, no. And not as yet...they've shared the pool again on a couple of occasions, I believe, but they've just kept a distance and apart in general, save for a few glares, according to the grapevine...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:45:48 No.25571939
    >>25571813
    Dammit, I was here first fag!

    Alright, alright. . . we'll share, but I'M actually marrying him!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:45:56 No.25571948
    >>25570533
    This might not help, seeing as I'm a lady who likes the ladies, but - I'd have no issues with it. I wouldn't necessarily go up to her in the street and ask her out on sight, but I'd have no issue befriending her, and if I fell for her, I would have no qualms about going for it. Ultimately, her body really is just a shell. And underneath all that, she sounds like she's a wonderful, funny, smart girl, and when she grows up she's going to be breakin' hearts all over.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:47:04 No.25572012
    I just want to say that what you're doing for this poor girl is a wonderful thing. I know that following your progress with her is something that makes me think that even if %99.99 of the world sucks, there's still a %.01 that doesn't.

    All my love and best wishes for you, your family, and your darling girl.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:47:36 No.25572047
    >>25571601
    Hey, MAN...I'd only be in my mid-thirties...or so. HALF A DECADE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE.

    ...kidding. Well, not about my age, but, uh. I'm not old! I'm still hip to your pokeymans and ipods!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:48:28 No.25572100
    >>25571801
    Good to hear, thanks for answering.

    -and...thanks in general again for helping this girl. I'd love to listen more to your story (missing details like why you went into The Home drive me nuts), but I completely understand your needs for some privacy in your life.

    Rock on, Nurse-kun.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:49:31 No.25572170
    Critics raved about tonights Nurse-kun story.

    "Two-thumbs up!"

    "Feel-good movie of the year!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:49:35 No.25572171
    Bump for answer to this >>25569753
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:49:48 No.25572182
    >>25571873
    Goodnight and good luck, anonymous.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:51:16 No.25572267
    >>25571939
    Hmmmm...I suppose I could agree to share...I would need to get food somehow too. Verywell! We shall team up as a Nurse-Kun pleasure-team!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:51:33 No.25572284
    posting in a nurse-kun thread
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:53:58 No.25572448
    I'm a straight male, I can't cook very well, and my fucking is less than perfect. But I would STILL marry Nurse-kun.
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:54:26 No.25572487
    k, it's been a good run, thread over, everyone go back home
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:54:46 No.25572508
    >>25572267
    AGREED!

    So, Nurse-kun, whaddya think?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:55:05 No.25572533
    It's going to be epic when you cram your cock up her tense ass. It's inevitable by the way you're grooming her in your stories. You're just waiting for her to make the first move (perhaps to lessen the guilt of the coming rape?).
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:55:25 No.25572550
    >>25572448
    Nurse-kun is the only man I want inside me. ;__;
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:56:07 No.25572592
    >>25571838
    >She'll probably be beating the guys off with a mech-arm.
    I'd let her beat ME off with her mech-arm.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:56:10 No.25572594
    >look at the attention grabbing green text. Shiny!

    Nurse-kun, you still hanging around, or did you go to bed as well?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:56:21 No.25572605
    I hope to see you the next time you're on, Nurse-kun. You're doing a great thing and I enjoy reading about it, but, for now, I'm out.
    Goodnight.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:56:37 No.25572620
    >>25572508
    see
    >>25572487
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:56:47 No.25572626
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    >>25571813
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    >>25572267
    I...ah...um...shit, I'm a CLAMP character.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/07(Thu)23:58:44 No.25572757
    >>25572626
    STOP POSTING SO WE CAN GO TO SLEEP YOU SICK BASTARD
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/26/07(Thu)23:59:03 No.25572780
    >>25572594
    No, no, I'm still here...for another half hour or so yet, before I need to head in to work...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:00:37 No.25572883
    >>25572780
    Whoa.
    Late shift, or are you in Europe?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:01:16 No.25572922
    Dearest nursekun.

    Question:

    When you manage to get through this whole adoption process and everything is said and done, do you have any plans on how to get her back into something close to a normal life or as normal as can be.

    i.e. School and such

    If she is indeed as smart as you say, school is something she can put focus on, since if she's as smart as hell, she most definitely has a future. She can be a sort of loli version of Stephen Hawking.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:01:17 No.25572923
    >>25572626

    One last question if you care to answer.

    Are you ever going to share with her how you've shared her story with the internets? Sure' you might not want to link her to the original post, and there's been a great deal of fucktards in these threads, but you two's story has also touched alot of people in a very profound way. I dunno, if she's ever feeling unimportant, later in life (if you adopt her) it might be good for her to know?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:01:23 No.25572933
    >>25572757
    DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR OBSESSIVE TENDENCIES.
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:01:37 No.25572947
    >>25572626
    For the love of God, allow us to form a Nurse-kun harem for you! You're intelligent and sweet and GOD DAMMIT FATHER MY CHILDREN!!
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    Need some help for my fapping. Do her prosthetics resemble dolljoints at all?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:03:00 No.25573056
    >>25572626
    STOP POSTING SO WE CAN GO TO SLEEP YOU SICK BASTARD
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:03:58 No.25573103
    A weird question, Nurse-kun, but does she like Pokeman? I know that the new DS versions came out recently and that might be a bit of a picker upper if she enjoys the series.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:04:12 No.25573118
    >>25569753
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:05:00 No.25573167
    >>25572047
    I didn't say you were old NOW
    and don't worry, we'll all get old along with you (how weird that will be...all us current /b/tards will be in our 30's)

    but, uh, it's going to happen eventually...it's not like anyone has avoided it thus far.

    All I'm saying is that when she grows up, she probably won't be interested in you romantically. You'll be more like her father.
    This will be dramatically reinforced by the age gap between you...she's 7, you're in your mid-twenties. That's a huge gap.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:05:36 No.25573206
    >>25573056
    MAKE ME.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:07:03 No.25573308
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:07:47 No.25573365
    this story better end with you kicking the crippiled little loli down some stairs followed by massive anal trauma due to raep.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:08:16 No.25573393
    >>25573167

    When has that crushing realization ever stopped /b/ before, though?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:08:49 No.25573431
    >>25573010
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    Her legs don't, particularly, since they don't have cosmetic shells, but with them, they would, somewhat.

    Plz don't fap to her.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:09:46 No.25573492
    >>25572923
    Not in the foreseeable future, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:10:06 No.25573515
    >>25573365
    Madness?
    THIS. IS. PEDERASTY.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:10:22 No.25573540
    >>25573308
    Thanks Anonymous, I guess I'm a little slow
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:10:22 No.25573541
    lol wow, nurse kun dude. i just read all of the damaged goods thing on wikichan. that took a while but i just have to say you are doing a good thing and have reminded me that not all of humanity is a lost cause after all. there are genuinely good people left on this planet after all! more amazing is that it came from /b/ dunno why but i seem to liken alot to this poem actually written by dean koontz but credited to "the book of counted joys"

    Hope requires the contender
    Who sees no virtue in surrender

    From the cradle to the bier
    The heart must persevere.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:10:26 No.25573545
    hmmm, the wiki is still unupdated, which is strange. i have hence saved the page for future wiki-age.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:10:53 No.25573572
    >>25572922
    Of course. I'd hardly try and free her from one cage only to put her into another one. And I'm sure she could kick Hawking's ass given some more practice, so long as someone doesn't invent a flying chair before then.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:11:40 No.25573614
    >>25573431
    >Plz don't fap to her.

    Man, that ship sailed with your first post to /b/ about her.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:12:55 No.25573692
    You think there is any chance at all she knows what is going on? She can't have internet access (I presume) but children are more perceptive than a lot of people realise, she's got to be wondering 'why does this guy seem so interested in me'. Who in her situation wouldn't ask why you were doing this.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:14:57 No.25573820
    Well Nurse-kun, I've stuck around as long as I could, but I REALLY need to start studying for a final tommorow.

    I wish you two all the best, and hope the night goes well.

    Any clue when we might be getting a new update?
    -and is anybody saving this right now?

    Either way, thanks again Nurse-Kun, and good luck.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:15:19 No.25573852
    >>25573572
    Oh my god. A cute half-japanese girl missing some limbs who is also a physicist, and one who kicks the ass of other physicists at that. She could even get a lab coat and a cute pair of glasses!

    Amputee-tan, you've just collapsed the waveform of my heart.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:15:32 No.25573859
    >>25573614

    Dun worry nurse-kun, people talk about this, but not many actually do it. It's just to mess with ya.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:15:44 No.25573875
    >>25573167
    I know that. And that's fine, since I'd think it'd be pretty damn weird/creepy to start some sort of romantic relationship 10+ years down the line of caring...for her. I was just making a joke.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:16:42 No.25573921
    >>25573875
    besides, then you'd just be copying wood allen
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:16:44 No.25573923
    >>25573572
    If the Simpsons' rendition of Hawking (larry flint lol) is any indication, I'm sorry to announce you that she'd get her butt kicked by Super Hawking.

    I'm hardly impartial though, since I'm an astrophysics nut and kind of idolizes the guy, as much as I can a scientist, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:16:53 No.25573930
    >>25573572

    /r/ Amputee-tan vs Stephen Hawking fanart
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:17:33 No.25573969
    >>25573921
    fuck, there's supposed to be a "y" there -_-
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:17:46 No.25573983
    >>25573859
    Well, this is /b/. I may try to avoid thinking about it, but I did have to accept the theoretical likelihood of it when I posted here. Still. Ew?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:18:13 No.25574015
    >>25573692

    Uh... I don't think he's doing it to post touching stories on 4chan, bud. There's really nothing to 'wonder' about.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:18:21 No.25574022
    Shrodinger's peii in the pooper. its there and not there at the saem time!!
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:19:23 No.25574076
    >>25573820
    Not sure, considering my schedule these days...or lack thereof. I generally try for tuesdays, but things happen. Even knowing for sure the night before is never a certainty, since I'm not a writing machine, I need to be in a certain mood to do it at all well...I'll try and figure it out?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:19:59 No.25574103
    >>25573692
    What do you mean by 'what's going on'?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:20:03 No.25574111
    >>25573875
    oh, ok
    glad to hear it
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:20:45 No.25574150
    question: why do you post on /b/ at all when you could be posting somewhere where you actually get constructive comments?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:21:12 No.25574176
    >>25573923

    >>25573923 here,
    Oh, and btw, it seems to me that stephen Hawking is the perfect example of what you can do, against all odds and disabilities. If she doesn't know about him, she seriously should.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:21:44 No.25574206
    >>25573923
    Well, it was just a theoretical situation, of course. They'd probably get drunk and swap stories about humiliating various ablebodied people.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:21:49 No.25574212
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    >>25573859
    Speak for yourself.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:22:36 No.25574259
    >>25574150
    on /b/ people won't log your ip address and call the cops
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:22:37 No.25574261
    >>25573692
    I doubt she actually thinks NK is going to rape her. She probably thinks it's strange that sombody is being nice to her, due to what I'm sure are some heavy self-worth issues. Her life's so bad now that she probably doesn't WANT to think of why he's doing it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:24:15 No.25574361
    >>25574259

    Good call, though I do believe the cops with sympathise with the situation and hopefully understand what perversions Nurse-kun has written is solely for the sake of entertaining /b/
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:24:38 No.25574392
    >>25574206

    Even better. Hide a mic in the arm for such a situation...while you're at it, make sure they didn't already do so and haven't been recording you.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:24:47 No.25574401
    >>25574176
    And probably read his books too(when she gets a little older), they're really mind-formative, I like to think.

    (damn, i need to put all my thoughts in a single post, not one thought at a time like this, lol)
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:24:48 No.25574403
    >>25574259
    Pretty much, bad as that might sound.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:25:50 No.25574456
    You've ignored my post long enough now. >>25569753
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:25:53 No.25574459
    >>25574176
    ...actually, I bought her a copy of A Brief History of the Universe as part of her Easter Basket...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:26:50 No.25574506
    >>25574361
    No way in HELL.

    If by some miracle the cops have any sympathy, no fucking WAY the American public will. They'll get one look at that first-post, and people will flip the fuck out, screaming "BURN THAT PEDO NAOW!"

    It's fucked up, but meh.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:27:02 No.25574516
    Two questions, Nurse-kun.

    First off, reading through the archives, I see that there were a couple of seperate incidents dealing with racism and the girl. Is this some sort of problem whereever you live? Will she have to grow up with this bullcrap?

    Secondly, how can anon help the situation as a whole, if at all?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:27:07 No.25574523
    >>25574459
    Or was that Time? God, I'm retarded. His book, anyway.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:29:09 No.25574652
    >>25574456
    Uh, sorry, I guess I just kind of missed that, I wasn't ignoring it. And I'm not really in a position to get into a discussion on literature right now, since I need to leave the house in about ten minutes at most; I'm sure I wouldn't offer very interesting answers, anyway. Maybe next thread. Also cocks.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:29:22 No.25574669
    The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
    Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:29:25 No.25574671
    Hmmmm... do we know Nurse-kun is American? for all I can see, he could be from Canada
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:29:25 No.25574672
    >>25574459

    Wow, really? I must admit that it's a really tough read for a 7 year-old, especially if it's her first contact with physics/astrophysics and relativity, but books don't fly away, she'll still have it when she's a little older. Kudos!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:29:40 No.25574685
    >>25574516
    you know how old people are
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:31:24 No.25574788
    >>25573875
    If a man suddenly walked up to you and just gave you a huge hug, would you be pissed. Even if he said nothing.. Just hugged?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:31:36 No.25574799
    Nurse-kun, am I a terrible person for imagining her as some kind of Samus Aran-ish cyborg badass when I read about her getting into the fight with the other boy?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:31:46 No.25574806
    >>25574516
    Well, racism is still pretty open here in the South.

    Though, it doesn't snow here either, so eh. I'm just rationalizing and hopeing I might one day run into Nurse-kun. (Pleasure-Team, Ho!)
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:32:02 No.25574822
    >>25574361
    I have nothing against cops, I have an uncle that's a cop, but I know the system is hardly structured to believe in best intentions and such. A lack of naivete is something I can plead guilty to, though I like to think I'm not entirely cynical yet...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:33:37 No.25574918
    >>25574799
    Nurse-kun posted a picture of Ampu-chan AS Samus in her room.

    Don't worry. =P
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:33:51 No.25574937
    >>25574799
    Isn't she technically ALREADY a cyborg badass?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:34:27 No.25574976
    >>25574822
    See
    >>25574788


    Please answer, If i happen to stumble upon nurse-kun, i want to show him that he's awesome. And a /b/ handshake doesn't exsist. Would a pat on the back work?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:35:41 No.25575055
    Take a picture of her, preferably some delicious flat chest. Because, I'll never believe your story without pictorial evidence.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:35:42 No.25575058
    "What do you mean by 'what's going on'?"
    I mean the whole storey thing, basically using her as the subject for your storey and then, posting it?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:35:52 No.25575066
    >>25574671
    Is this about how I spell some things? Because a friend of mine mentioned some people playing Jr. Detective with that. Okay, here's why: My mom is from England, originally. She and my dad got married shortly after they met when he travelled there in the early 70s, and they moved back here afterward. She taught me how to read, and we've all picked up some queen's eccentricities: I actually nursed them (haha, nursed!) when I was in school and teachers would 'correct' me. Grey! Armour! Theatre! Blow me!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:36:08 No.25575089
    >>25574976
    /b/ handshake = memes
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:36:26 No.25575099
    >>25574976
    how about just asking him,
    "Have you seen my cat around? He got loose and I've been looking for him. He's white and realllly long."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:36:33 No.25575110
    >>25574976
    How would you tell if it was Nurse-kun if he wasn't with Ampu-chan?

    -and would you really hug Nurse-kun in front of Her? That'd probably be awkward for both of them, even if he didn't mind.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:36:41 No.25575118
    >>25574799
    No, you aren't.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:37:06 No.25575144
    >>25574918

    ...Is there a version I can see somewhere? XD
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:38:26 No.25575230
    >>25574788
    I think I'd mostly be confused, and try to ward off any attempts at anything past hugging, but, um, not really. My roomate in my first year was gay, I don't have a problem with them. Or, um, friendly heterosexual hugging, I suppose?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:39:19 No.25575296
    >>25574672
    She's still working through it, but she's said she really enjoys it! And we had a math talk once, and frankly, she's better with the stuff than I am.

    MATH IS HARD. LET'S GO SHOPPING!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:39:22 No.25575303
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    >>25575144
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:39:49 No.25575336
    >>25575110
    Yeah, i think a pat on the back and "You're Awesome" would suffice.

    >>25575099
    Excellent callsign for anonymous.

    Only reply would be is "How long is he?"
    "LOOOOONNNNNNGGGG..."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:41:10 No.25575422
    >>25575089

    a true /b/ handshake would involve becoming an hero
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:42:21 No.25575491
    >>25575230
    If you're in the arkansas(LOL HICK) And it doesn't seem like you would be, if a man with a hawaiian shirt hugs you, anonymous has struck.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:42:40 No.25575503
    >>25575422
    A true /b/tard handshake would be saying "lol i fap with that" afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:42:53 No.25575519
    >>25575303

    Exceptionally awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:43:58 No.25575581
    Nurse-kun, what type of music does amputee listen to?

    I remember you writing about you two singing along to Jumpin' Jack Flash once.
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:44:03 No.25575588
    >>25575491
    I'll keep that in mind. It'd probably freak me out more if it happened there than elsewhere, otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:44:57 No.25575671
    a TRUE /b/tard wouldn't talk about /b/.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:45:41 No.25575718
    >>25575581
    That was probably due to it being in EBA.
    He's said (if memory serves) she likes most everything, including Classical.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:45:46 No.25575725
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    >>25574937
    Yes. Very fucking yes.

    Pic very related. Best Amputan fanart I've seen.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:45:47 No.25575727
    Anyone actually thoguht about why they have laws against minors smoking, watching porn or anything else like that? no driving cars I can understand, they kill people but making it a law for say, a 16 year old from watching porn is kind of like selective censorship isn't it?
    >> Nurse-kun !!hPl7vWPKR+W 04/27/07(Fri)00:45:54 No.25575737
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    I need to get going, /b/. Off to work another shift, another night, till comes the dawn. See you around.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:46:16 No.25575755
    >>25575671
    the first rule of /b/ is that you don't talk about /b/?

    second rule, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:46:24 No.25575759
    What the hell? 800 posts gtfo

    delete threads faster!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:46:27 No.25575765
    http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/first-darpa-prosthetic-limb-comes-virtual-reality-training-13102.html
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:46:39 No.25575774
    nurse-kun, go to work so i can save this thread and rapidshare it for the wiki
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:47:08 No.25575814
    >>25575737
    Bye bye Nurse-kun. I loves you. ;__;
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:47:59 No.25575857
    >>25575671
    uhhh, you aren't talking about /b/
    you sneak in memes like it's an actual conversation, not all /b/tards are retards...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:49:16 No.25575937
    tripfag
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:49:35 No.25575955
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    Good lord, I finally got to witness a live(-ish, just came in to read it all) Nurse-kun thread. I hope you are still on and reading though because I just want to say what a big fan I am, and yeah I know you are incredibly modest about it but I have to say I hang on your every word and await each new chapter of this epic and inspiring saga. I know there are some haters out there and some nonbelievers but I am here to say keep on rocking, Nurse-kun, you magnificent bastard...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:49:39 No.25575962
    >>25575737
    good luck
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:50:49 No.25576026
    >>25575857
    putting memes in actual conversation is just faggotry of the highest level.

    or did you learn nothing from the 4chon video?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:51:56 No.25576102
    >>25575937

    Lurk Moar
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:52:36 No.25576149
    >>25575066
    So, American, then?
    Also, you're not the only one, I spell colour with a fucking u.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:52:59 No.25576180
    http://rapidshare.com/files/28141021/NK21.zip.html
    rapidshare for the wiki
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:54:02 No.25576240
    hi nursekun i posted ur story on my myspace so ppl could read about it :) they want me to tell them wich website ur from and i ay ebaums world and they they get angey becaus it's not there :)) i think your really awsome btw.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:54:05 No.25576245
    >>25576149

    FUCKING YES!

    also, when do I know I've lurked enough?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:54:37 No.25576280
    >>25575296

    Well, if she understands that book, she's even more brilliant than I was as a kid. And that's saying a lot, considering I don't even remember of a time that I did not know what atoms/molecules, electrons, stars, galaxies, planets were. Yes, I should get off my ass and do something in science already, i know.

    BTW, math is just a universal empiric language to support theories. There is practically nothing in science that cannot be explained without the need to resort to math. Learning the language can be hard(like any other language), but once done, it's just another way to talk about reality.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:54:49 No.25576296
    >>25576026
    ...you are an idiot, gtfo
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:55:48 No.25576356
    Hey Nurse kun, i was the guy who posted the ouendan 2 preorder link.

    2 good stylus only games for the DS are Trace Memory, And hotel Dusk. I own both and recomend them. They make you think, So they should be good for her.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:57:13 No.25576440
    >>25551101
    >>25550699
    >>25550676

    Haha, oh wow, you've failed hard.
    A thousand vets of this board are shaking their heads at your startling level of stupidity.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:59:12 No.25576557
    >>25576356
    shes like nine you dickwad.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:59:25 No.25576578
    I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME. I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.I WISH I WAS A HURT DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL SO NURSE-KUN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)00:59:51 No.25576605
    >>25576356

    HOLY SHIT WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

    Trace Memory, Nurse-kun. Very good idea. Kinda short, but awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)01:00:24 No.25576637
    >>25576240
    Normally i would say GTFB2MYFAGSPACE but rather then provoke you, i would lust kindly, for your own sake, to stop.

    Anyone can Google a few lines of the story.
    Google->wikichan->4chan->you getting V& IRL

    Keep /b/ on /b/. the things that go on here can only be understood by the people here.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/07(Fri)01:00:39 No.25576657
    >>25576240
    Normally i would say GTFB2MYFAGSPACE but rather then provoke you, i would ask kindly, for your own sake, to stop.

    Anyone can Google a few lines of the story.
    Google->wikichan->4chan->you getting V& IRL

    Keep /b/ on /b/. the things that go on here can only be understood by the people here.


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