in before legendary

bullshit

sage

Bullshit, mainly because Terrys choco oranges are the HARDEST FUCKING candies to get ready to eat.
Why would you get something that a one armed, one eyed girl could never break open...?
But...please continue anyway.

>>17445745
probably so he could break it open and feed it to her?

Your lack of pics disturb me...

instead of difficult-to-eat candy, why don't you just buy her new shoes?

>>17445868
with no feet to wear them?

>>17445817

That would scare the shit out of me if I were her.
Poor choice, IMO.
(But the candy is so fucking GOOD)

Win.

Oh OP, you were always so romantic.

>>17445890

Sarcasm motherfucker, do you understand it?

In before a record post count.

not this shit again

In before revelation this was all lies.

>>17445483
I found her looking my way, in a mixture of very mild surprise and annoyance. She asked me what I wanted as I stepped in, closing the door behind myself, and walking up to her bedside, where she was propped up with the pillows behind her back, frowning.

I just smiled as gently as I could, and I took my hand out from behind my back, opening it to reveal the dual offerings. She blinked at that, staring at them for a beat or two before looking up at me again, and frowning again...then asking, and I quote, "What?" They were for her, I said...explaining that the other nurses had noticed that she seemed to be feeling down lately, and that a little early christmas gift might help. Then, as I set them down on the corner of her little bedside table, beside her, turning the bear to 'face' her, I also explained that the people in charge here probably wouldn't approve of the nurses, and my, giving them to her, so...could she keep it a secret?

saged

>>17445935
Then I made her smell some chloroform, and raped her. The End.

keep going

>>17445948

Fuck you.

PICTURES. NO ONE CARES THAT YOU'RE A NICE PERSON.

>>17445948
Aged for fucking nigger-jew-eskimo-mole-man(and I use the term in the loosest possible sense) queer.

This is quite entertaining, please continue.
DO NOT start a blog, just keep starting new threads here, they will probably be put on the wiki anyway.

This might be win if the OP actualy treated it like the copypasta is was, but he's isn't

>>17445483
I gave her a little wink when I said that last bit, and brought my finger up to my lips in the standard 'shhhh' position. After another few seconds, she turned her gaze from me to the bear, the confused, almost upset look on her face still there, and was silent for almost a minute...I almost had a heartattack, it was beating so fast, worrying she'd react in the worst way possible...but then she mumbled something I almost didn't catch, save for my heightened state of awareness.

"Thank you."

I just smiled again as she refused to look directly at me, turning her good eye downward, instead, into her own lap, and after a moment's debate, reached out and lightly touched the top of her head with my open hand, for just a half-second, before I turned around again, and moved to walk out of the room, barely able to control the butterflies in my stomach. I snuck a peek back as I closed the door again behind myself, after stepping out, and saw her reaching for the bear...a great success, I'd say.

I quietly opened the door again around 3, to find her sleeping, curled up on her left side, the bear still in her hand, near her chest. 'An angel' doesn't even come close, /b/, and I felt better than I had in weeks, cleaned up the foil and the couple pieces left from the chocolate quietly, and stepped back out again.

So far, so good.

>>17445831
>>17445831
>>17445831
>>17445831

more

>>17445483
>>17445935
Let the gaia fags and true /b/tards say what they will, OP. I believe what you say, but you know that you'll only have the populace support you if you can provide at least one obscure pic. /b/'s faith issues have always been evident and for good reason.

Good luck in your continued efforts.

>>17446086
If you ask me, you are a her amongst an heroes.

this copypasta? if so, needs more p0rn.

pictures or copypasta

>>17445935
Anyhow, she nodded, agreeing that she would keep it a secret. And with her one arm, she patted the side of her bed, as if gesturing for me to sit. I was kind of... well, I was shocked that she was actually offering for me to sit down next to her. It was kind of awkward for 20 minutes or so, we just sort of sat there in silence. I said that I needed to go back to the desk. I didnt want to be caught sitting there with the kid, while Im supposed to be working. I could get in a bit of trouble for that. But she said, and I quote: "No." And then... well, holy fuck, she grabbed my crotch. I got... well, I got scared and said "You're movin with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air." She whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the liscence plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. Now, if anything, she could say this cab was rare, but she probably thought something along the lines of "Nah, forget it." And then she looked at the driver and mumbled for him to take her to Bel-Air. They pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and as she left, she covered her nose in a disgusted fashion. She looked at her kingdom, she was finally there, to sit on her throne as the princess of Bel-Air. And of course she's going to sit on it. It's not like the legless little bitch can stand.

alright, moar

>>17446086
"into her own lap"

lol

legless people have laps?

>>17446086
nice! now just keep it slow. very slow.
emotional bond needs time.
way to go Anonymous!

You're a cruel fucking animal if you're really trying to seduce her.. where do you live so I can call the cops

>>17446219
She is probably only missing her legs from the knee down.

>>17446203

Owns.

>>17446086
this is so cute.

how did the discussion end yesterday btw?

what are you going to do in the future

>>17446219
when did OP say she was legless???

DOIT FAGGOT

is it hard becoming a nurse? I want a little amputee loli

>>17446203

Butchered it. Not funny. GTFO.

>>17446203

BIGGEST BEL-AIR EVER.

>>17446219
Uh, yeah. She only lost roughly half her legs, in transfemoral amputations. Or, what, do you need knees to qualify?

Anyway, there isn't much more to tell, I just finished up my shift as best I could, in a mixture of nervousness and barely suppressed glee. Nothing much else happened.

Oh, I finished Hard ROCK mode on EBA, but that isn't really salient to the main topic of discussion.

Wait, what? The story broke into two different paths. WHICH ONE LEADS TO THE PORN AND WHICH TO THE COPYPASTA?

>>17446379

Yesterday.

>a great success, I'd say.

get ready for jail time, OP.

Also, get ready to be raped and/or shanked in prison.

Possibly both at the same time.

>>17446383
me too... but this girl has legs,no?

>>17446288
GTFO MY /B/

woo tag

>>17446456
disregard, i suck cocks, etc
sory

copypasta from at least yesterday

OP said she was legless in the last thread.

>>17446288
GTFO FUR FAG

Link for anyone who needs to catch up

http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

How did she open the candy with only one arm?

>>17446456
Well, if you call 'half her thighs' legs, then yes, she has legs. But most people don't qualify above-knee amputees that way, so, no.

>>17446507
Just GTFO before you humiliate yourself further.

>>17446385

I was the guy who suggest the christmas chocolate orange - I didnt think it would be TOO hard for a one armed, no legged, one eyed, 7 year old, half japanese, blonde, blue eyed loli to break.

So don't diss my idea :/

Oh and way to go - even if you are making it up the story rocks - if you aren't we are still awaiting a PIC

>>17446412
wut?

this makes me kinda sad, if the girl is real please don't hurt her mr. psychopatic /btard D:

I hate /b/ noobs who are saying things like,
"You're a cruel fucking animal if you're really trying to seduce her.. where do you live so I can call the cops"
They really don't understand /b/ at all.

>>17446066
once i was copypasta.. now i have become much more - scornful egotist

>>17445483

Oh lawd is that sum Baiken fanfic?

This is the best thread in years! OP, I think you should still try to take a pic from her, maybe use a cell phone with camera in it? Should be easier to take to work.

>>17446383
I completed my Registered Nursing program after I finished my bachelor's. It wasn't as 'hard' as med school, I guess, but I didn't really feel like another four years of school and then a bunch more years of interning after that at the time. I had been considering becoming a paramedic, but didn't, for reasons I don't really want to get into here.

Anyway, it's a pretty rewarding career, when the doctors aren't being total dickheads, and the patients are vomiting or pissing or shitting all over you. Uh, maybe that's what drew me to /b/, actually.

Anybody got copypasta of the previous thread?

Holy shit. This has the scent of Truth.

You're back at your normal time, 14ish est, and there was no pooper sticking.

What are your plans for the future? Do you really think you can adopt her?

Updated:
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

Keep us posted, OP. You are a legend.

/r/ing copypasta of first entries

>>17446578

Have you ever had one?
You have to really slam the thing to break it.
It would be hard to open for her.

>>17446406
i call bullshit on this seeing as how there is no "hard rock" mode in EBA

the entire story is wafer thin when you consider that

You will continue this story or this man will eat your face.

Serious question, OP. How often do you work and will you be giving us updates on /b/ frequently? Even small updates would be appreciated.

as far as this situation is concerned i really think the OP has a genuine interest in seeing that the girl is happy and feels secure

if he;s planning on pooper sticking he deserves to die though....


please OP, make that girl's life worth living, be her friend, dont go down the dark path

>>17446578
lol wut?

rape her tomorrow

>>17446718

he already said he wanted to seduce her
also, you need to GTFO of my 4chan

I guess it figures that /b/'s answer to Densha Otoko would be incredibly fucked up.

Anyway, good on you OP, try to get some pics.

>>17446623

Wait, like he said, he could get in deep shit if somebody recognizes it.

We want undeniable proof though. I want to believe you, OP. I think your telling the truth, because your background story, like details about becoming a nurse, check out.

Still, undeniable proof. Can you think of anything?

I beleive this thread and yesterdays 100%

>>17445483
You have pleased Anonymous about keeping us all updated. Keep the updates coming.

this is truly epic.

>>17446578
Shit, I knew I forgot to mention something.

I hadn't really tried one of the chocolate orange things before, so I asked the checkout clerk how hard it would be to 'open' one. She said you have to whack it pretty hard, but that's all part of the fun, right?, and laughed. I laughed too, and left the store. Turning it over in my head on my way home to get ready for work, I decided it probably would be a bit frustrating for her, and I didn't want that, so when I got home, I gave it a couple of medium-strength whacks on my table, then felt around the outside of the foil. It seemed to have seperated somewhat inside, so I left it at that state, then got ready, and the story proceeded as I told it.

And her eyes are/were green, by the way.

/r/ the stuff from the first thread

>>17446718

GTFO of my /b/

>>17446755

die pedo

>>17446755
inernet tough guys are *so* yesterday

>>17446648
I'm strongly considering it, and looking through some webpages on local laws.

I have a lawyer cousin, so I can get some free legal advice if it comes to it, he'll be at the family's for christmas...I'm considering telling them about her then, and asking their advice on my consideration of trying to help her.

I won't be mentioning poopering to them, no, by the way.

>>17446808

jerkass, you ruined half the fun for her

Boring and quite obviously made up, so much so that I didn't even bother to read to the loli raep scene. Seriously, could you make it anymore obvious? You sound like you're writing a novel, not recounting some event.

We're not dumb shits you know.

>>17446086
An angel' doesn't even come close, /b/

Lol, this is great

Good work, OP! You'll be sticking it in her pooper before the year is out, mark my words.

PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

I HAVE THE SOLUTION TO HER LACK OF LEGS!

>>17446808

This is simultaneously heartwarming and /b/tardtastic.

I want to believe you, but I know that good things are usually lies. I know you can't take a picture or anything, but is there anything else you can do that further solidify my belief in you?

Does your nursing home have a website? Of course we can't know who you are, but the more evidence that this is true the better.

>>17446846

GTFO, moral-fag

>>17446846

this guy is a furry, no doubt

copypastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>17446887
Clearly nothing that happens in real life can be written creatively, which would explain how non-fictional books don't exist. Tard.

I'm liking the story OP, pasta or not. Looking forward to updates and good luck.

>>17446946
seconded

This copypasta has been going around for a few days at least.

This is really a dilemma. The more you try to prove it to anonymous, the greater the chances of your plans being foiled, OP.

>>17446887

I want to Habeeb.

He's said nothing yet that's obviously bullshit, and he's acting fairly normal. The only extraordinary thing here is how wonderful this situation is.

>>17446985

GTFO

>>17446709
I usually work five or six days a week, probably more this month since I don't have a 'family' (spouse/kids) to spend the holidays with. I have tonight off, so I'm a bit nervous about what's happening there while I'm at home, but, not much I can do about that.

I'll probably just spend christmas day with the family, it's about an hour's drive each way, so I'll be seeing her then, and christmas eve, anyway.

>>17446985

>>17446808
>>17446681

Well - maybe it was too hard for her :/ but she ate most of it, as the story goes, so she must have liked it. I am glad to contribute to the happiness of cripple-desu in any way I can.

Keep up teh good work - one day you may have her for your very own!

Funny, I'm planning on going into a nursing career too, OP.

I guess I'm inspired now?

>>17446687
Rhythm moar, faggot.

>>17445483
OP, this is the sysop of that wiki that has been logging your story.

Let me throw in my two cents, even though they don't matter. You have an opportunity of a lifetime- you can really get in on this girl if you do it right. However, in light of your recent events, you may be walking closer to the creepy factor if you don't watch it.

I mean, let's look at it from her perspective. Someone busts into your room at 1 in the fucking morning and hands you candy and a bear and tells you to keep a secret. Kinda disturbing. However, it seems like you did it well- if she's holding the bear, it means that she probably appreciated the gift.

Here's what I would do. Stay back for a little bit. Don't get too suddenly grabby, or else the little alarm bells in her head will go off. I don't care how messed up she is, she's a normal human in the head, and she'll probably read you like a book. Keep low and keep nice. Visit her occasionally, preferably if you actually have something to do. Just make your way closer, where you are in her "line of sight", just not obnoxiously so.

And good luck. If you get loli sex, I will hate you forever.

FOREVER.

>>17446764
I'm still trying to think of something that wouldn't be too dangerous. Internet toughguys that shouldn't be in /b/ and all that, you know.

>>17447021

Kill yourself

>>17447002
Creative writing or actually just making shit up?

This is 4chan so I'm going for the second option.

OP, what state do you live in?

Maybe if you play your cards right OP, you can dress her up as suiseiseki

Pedophiles should be raped by large african american inmates.

Listen /b/,
I've been around here for a long time. Posted a lot of legendary stuff, been in a lot of legendary threads, been around to see a lot of /b/'s development.
I'll leave, if that's what it takes to spare the girl.

Seriously. I'll even request a ban.

>>17446868

you're a good man, through and through. if anyone can adopt her it'll be you.

and if you do adopt her, maybe then you can take a picture of her. just take care of this beauty you have found, and nurture it.

If you get to adopt her, show her all your posts.

LOL@first post (yesterdays thread)

>>17446718
/b/ practically STANDS for pooper-sticking now

ok i need a backstory to this lie. also guro pr0n(it IS sunday...)

>>17446687
Fail. Yes, there is.

OP is one fucked up son of a bitch.

If this is all real, I implore you to have a TankChair made for her.

>>17447165
you dont belong here faggot.

>>17446946
Uh, yeah, I'm really goiong to let slip the name of the place I work at. When I have at least ten percent of the responses telling me I need to die in prison rape funtime, and they want to call the local police on my sick ass.

I'm not totally retarded, people. (No offense to the poster I'm replying to here directly)

I need to afk for ten minutes or so, getting buzzed on my intercom, brb

>>17447285
Fuck you, Newgrounds fag.

>>17447099

To an extent I agree with you. Now that you've brought the whole scenario out of fantasy loli land and into reality, it's certainly... dramatic?

However, if OP is completely honest as to her reaction, it could mean that she wanted it. Of course, nightly visits like that are out of the question.

On the other hand, she may have felt put upon to thank him... orz

Not that you should feel despair! You did great OP!

Sometimes I wonder if people at 2chan have these sort of encouraging, nice threads all the time.

>>17447150

that would be epic. you could even make her some arm/legs and then she would have doll joints.

>>17447321
10% on /b/ would report you
90% IRL would report you.

boku

OP here, I forgot to post, I added some rat poison to the candy.

The girl is in safe hands - she has a nice nurse-man who likes her and wants to see her well cared for. They will eventually fall in love and they will sexxor in all kinds of ways before too long. Eventually, she will grow up and become queen of this world.

>>17447374
Densha Otoko comes to mind.

>>17447321
for the love of god, close this window b4 you go!

>>17447156

Nigras. Now GTFO.

>>17447133

no u

>>17447419

That's exactly what I was thinking about too!

>>17447165

GTFO. Now.

dude why does everybody keep saying this shits copypasta?

LOL ITS BEEN AROUND SINCE AT LEAST YESTERDAY

...oh wait, yesterday's when he made the first post.

jackasses.

>>17445483
I would fucking kill you with my bare hands, you miserable maggot, if I would know where and who you are!

>>17447321

Hahah, you're right. Now that I think about it it would be a pretty dumb idea to do that.

Hmm... What other way could you prove this situation's veracity.

>>17447321
I wouldn't post from work if you're trying to get lolisex. If a mod decides to bust you they just need to call the ISP and figure out where you work, etc. and get you partyvanned in a flash.

This isn't to say that I approve of your trying to get sex from a deformed, underage, traumatized little girl, but if you are don't be sloppy in keeping yourself anonymous.

http://wikichan.org/wiki/Main_Page

This story was placed on the front page. Keep us updated, OP, this fucking rules.

You know OP if you dodn't try to seduce her and instead gave her the platonic love and emotional support she needs to recover after so great a trauma, you would be one of the finest human beings I have ever heard.

'course we would tell you to gtfo, but you would still be a really good human being.

>>17447562
I think, I mean, I hope he can give her both. D:

>>17446288
>>17446452
>>17446593
>>17446718
>>17446846
>>17447156
>>17447263
These people fail harder than I previously thought was possible.

It's one or the other - adopt or sweet loli sex.

.......I'd advise you to go the adoption method. It sounds a hell lot more heartwarming, and there are enough loli pics/stories on the interbutt.

Kindness is something the world shouldn't run out of.

...Regardless of your secret inner dark feelings.

>>17447536

You're like 13. Please GTFO.

>>17447562
agreed

>>17447541
Although in hindsight, they could just as easily do that with your home IP, so I guess you may as well ignore what I said.

DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO. DIE NON-PEDO.

>>17447547
>>17447583

GTFO.

>>17447642
>>17447650
>>17447613
>>17447612
>>17447583
>>17447547
Why the fuck are you on 4chan?

Crippled loli is so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

In reference to taking pics--can't you just use a camera phone? Have a big jacket, stick the top of the phone out, take a picture and flip it back down. They're excellently discreet.

Then, upload for all of /b/ to see!

>>17447706
die, pedo.

>>17447722

Hell no.

It'd ruin everything.

bin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bagbin bag

>>17447755
what do you mean?

>>17447721
I love this pasta. (adapted)

PUTIN IS WAITING.

>>17447653

Adoption, caring, support, then loli sex.

It doesn't have to be one or the other.

>>17447727

Die, you underage fag.

>>17447802
IF I'M UNDERAGE, DOESNT THAT MEAN YOU'D WANT TO FUCK ME? YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER

>>17447829

I might. How old are you?

To the OP:

I support you, and I'm proud of the fact you chose to go the human route and befriend her. I'm not sure how you could prove that your story is true, but it would be nice if you could. Also, mabey an offsite blog? That way we can track your progress without worrying about missing out on posts.

Dear OP, if you're still here:

i can tel you clearly love her or something. i just hope you still love her once she becomes un-loli, too.

>>17447804
>>17447798
>>17447770
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

>>17447770
>>17447761
>>17447739
>>17447732
>>17447727
4chan is a veritable HIVE of pedophiles. Why are you here if you are so offended by it?

>>17447536

It's people like you that are making this difficult.

>>17447541

I don't actually think he's going for pooper-sticking anymore. At least not now.

Think about it. The reason why this is at once heartwarming and /b/tardtastic is that fact that only a /b/tard could get a true, unassisted hard on from a legless, 1 armed, 1 eyed half-jap.

Is that perverted? I don't think so. This girl will want love just as much as you and I when she reaches that age, and OP is pretty much the only one who could love her because she is her.

Geez, I sound like somebody with morals.

>>17447774

Some idiot would track him down and end his plans of lust and loli domination, or pics would prove the story to be false. Either way, it's BAD ENDING.

>>17447787

...Because finding out she got adopted for the loli sex is going to screw up her life even worse than it's already been?

>>17447897
GTFO PEDO FUCKER.

4CHAN WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU PEDOFUCKS.

This brings Lolita (the book) to mind. Lola's parents are dead, mother by car accident, and she is left in the care of Humbert, the step-father. Young Lolita is all into the sex at first, but she gets pretty psychologically fucked later on and comes to haet Humbert. Eventually she runs away from him and believes that he ruined her life.

OP, I'd think about this.

Stop the spamming.

>>17447868
just goto wiki

>>17447917
yep. in theory.

>>17447917

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SECONDED

>>17447930

4chan would be better off without you underage moralistic fags.

4chan is a pedo message board, like it or gtfo

>>17447971

Only when you stop fucking crippled kids.

>>17447959

Excellent point. AFAIK, no loli has a good ending when it involves underage sex.

......Wait, is the OP even here? Gods this is retarded.

>>17447930
4chan IS pedophillia, retard. The pedophiles were what made up /b/. You take them away and there's nothing left, you underaged faggot.

>>17447917
I guess so.

>>17447924
Wouldn't pics prove the story to be true? And who the hell visits freaking /b/ anyway. Besides him. Plus, they could never prove he took the pictures. Well, at the very least, adopt her first, then pics.

I don't think it's all about loli smexxing right now. This is a great opportunity for her to find someone who loves her because of who she is. If loli sex should follow, I don't necessarily want to know, but I don't take the majority of the stuff on the interwebs seriously.

In order to adopt her, he should say how he's been really touched and hurt by her story, and she seems like such an able, intelligent, special girl and he feels like he really could be the best home for her.

Then she'd be like "yeah he's been really nice to me" of course not in those words.

and then, BOOM! adoption. PEOPLE MUST HAVE SYMPATHY.

I'd love it if this was the real deal.
It sounds pretty bona fide, but it just seems so damn /b/tard-fantasy-esque.

I'd advise on trying to adopt her before going in for the pooper, that way it's at least not on nursing home premises (and albeit a lot harder to find out).

God speed, /b/rother.

someone post that shit from yesterday

>>17448017

GTFO. You're behaving like a child (I wonder why that is). It's embarrassing. =

OH COME ON PEOPLE!

What is it so fucking special about kids, i fucking hate kids, i fucking hate babies, i fucking hate theme all.

Oh you mean that the kid would be fucking twisted psycho who will rape ppl, with murder and mutilation? Or would somekinda sexaddict and
nympfo. Fucking bullshit. If the kid wants to have sex she/he should have. OH YEAH HE CANT THINK FOR HIS/HER OWN. Is it that why you ppl brainwash them to be patriotic and stuff.

Young ppl nowadays are fucked up already so who cares about couple nutcases more.

I would liked to have/had sex with some molesting teacher or women when i was 10, could that have made I more psychopathic and bipolar that I am now, shit, maybe, I don't care.

Fuck this hypocritic shit, 'die u pedos.' I say fuck you pedohaters and go to wank with your furrys and sadomastic shit.

>>17448003

Quit responding and he'll get bored. Like >>17447917 said, this is literally the one good thing /b/tards can do. We're fucking good for something.

>>17447959

She's not running anywhere...

this story is epic fail. i can tell it by the lack of pictures,and not by reading it. since i didn't.

This thread is so much win. I believe it 100%

SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS SUPPORT PEDOS

>>17448072

wikichan.org

hope you got 10bux

>>17448012
shut the fuck up you underage sack of maggot shit. YOUR NOT FUCKING AWESOME, PULL YOUR FUCKING COCK OUT OFF YOUR THROAT GOD DAMN IT

>4chan is a fucking hive of pedos

and don't forget weeaboos....

this girl is perfect...

>>17448099
I can think of one more good thing loli-related that /b/tards can do (not rape) but I don't want to hijack the thread.

4chan is and has always been pedo, gaiafags need to GTFO, discuss.

>>17447562
This man speaks the truth.

Gaia
MySpace
YTMND
NG

ITT

When Jim Walker's daughter, Amy, was in third grade at Hollingsworth Elementary School, the small family was homeless, living sometimes in weekly rental motels, with friends or in an unregistered motor home parked near Bonanza Road and 11th Street.

okay guys, time to bring out the big guns. YOU FUCKER SPAMMING DONT FUCK WITH FOOTBALL THE FBI IS WATCHING!

>>17448113
>>17448115
Time paradox!

>>17448150
Your a fucking idiot, discuss

>>17448152
I don't think you have heterosexuality. Enjoy your shota.

i want to beleeeeeeeve but anything posted on 4chan is and always be questionable.

start a blog so i dont have to miss anything

OP, I think you should adopt her and let her bloom to a mature young woman and maybe one day, she'll appreciate it and realize she had deep feelings for you. Don't pooper it right away, just...raise her and then when she's 21 or something, BAM.

Wouldn't pics prove the story to be true? And who the hell visits freaking /b/ anyway. Besides him. Plus, they could never prove he took the pictures. Well, at the very least, adopt her first, then pics.

I don't think it's all about loli smexxing right now. This is a great opportunity for her to find someone who loves her because of who she is. If loli sex should follow, I don't necessarily want to know, but I don't take the majority of the stuff on the interwebs seriously.

In order to adopt her, he should say how he's been really touched and hurt by her story, and she seems like such an able, intelligent, special girl and he feels like he really could be the best home for her.

Then she'd be like "yeah he's been really nice to me" of course not in those words.

and then, BOOM! adoption. PEOPLE MUST HAVE SYMPATHY.

Only issue with her body state is that within a few years her muscles will have degenerated enough to make her appear as a crippled old woman, unable to clean her vagoo, pooper, and whatnot.

>>17448184
Lurk moar, nooblet.

>>17448163

GB2 SA forums goon.

Protip: Everybody here but you would pop a boner at the sight of hot loli.

OP, start a blog so this spammer can't sage this win thread. START A BLOG

OP here. Sorry about that, my new neighbour from down the hall needed help moving his christmas tree inside. I'm the only person he knows here so far, and he's been pretty nice and generous so far (free beer and chinese food, woo), so what was I to do?

Anyway, I live alone, so my computer being on isn't, uh, generally a problem. And, um, too many posts to answer, amidst the spam, so I'll just start again from here on.

also mutilated underage girls have the rigt to be loved

This thread saddens me to no end. The OP has done a genuinely kind act for an unfortunate little girl, and gets spammed with this "DIE PEDO" bullshit. Underaged retards like >>17448059 are the cancer that is killing /b/

>>17448184

It is "you're" or "you are", discuss.

I guess we have to wait a couple of days now for an update since he doesn't work tonight... damn :/

Oh and get a pic - blur out 90% of it if you have to but we need something to go on man!! Words alone can't string us along forever.

>>17448209

Read the wikichan.org shit concerning yesterday's first posts by OP.

>>17448263
START A BLOG
WIPE OUT THE SPAMMER'S FOG!

I'd go for adopt. Sexing will fuck her up even more, it sounds like this girl won't ever get over that trauma. Sexing her might not even be possible with the condition shes in.

So go for the next best thing. 'Sides, women will think you're sensitive. Believe me, I am one.

DO IT, OR SHE MIGHT TURN OUT LIKE NANA.

I'm getting really tired of the fucking spammers. I want to shoot them in the fucking head.

>>17448277
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCKER? ABUSING AN ALREADY FUCKED UP GIRL IS NOT A GENUINE ACT OF KINDNESS, SO, PEDO, GTFO MY /B/.

>>17448209
THE FBI IS WATCHING!!!

>>17448263
Ohh, I thought you were posting from work. Disregard
>>17447541
and probably
>>17447678

though if you are worried about that you might be best to make a blog so people won't have easy access to your IP, ignoring that they could contact whatever blog site you're using, etc etc, know what I mean? maybe I'm thinking about this too hard.

>>17448209

>Wouldn't pics prove the story to be true? And who the hell visits freaking /b/ anyway. Besides him. Plus, they could never prove he took the pictures. Well, at the very least, adopt her first, then pics.

/b/tards are everywhere. True story.

>>17448445
If there were more than one at his work, don't you think they would have recognised the description of this little girl by now?

>>17448263

In your absences we've concluded that your situation is proof that there are good things that only a /b/tard can do.

>>17448438
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>>17448297

GTFO Gaiafags

I would put a large amount of money on the spammer being a furry.

He/she wants the pedos out, so furfags can rule /b/ supreme.

I agree with the person who said that it might look creepy to her, but then it's hard to know exactly how it went unless you were there. I suggest acting like an oni-chan. Big, strong and laughing all the time. If you do that and she starts feeling like a little sister, then as Japan has told us, she will automatically start lusting for oni-chan PENIS!

>>17448353

No girls on teh intarbutt, etc.

>>17447917

This post is beautiful, hope inspiring, and makes me feel good about myself because I'm a /b/tard.

Give her more teddies.

this spam

>>17448541
You don't belong on /b/, take your faggotry elsewhere gaiafag.

STFU AND GIMME MOAR LOLI

to the furfag spammer

It is clear, that at some point if everything pans out, he WILL be having sex with our cripple-desu.

>>17448652

At which point he should most definitely stick it in her pooper

>>17448353
Uh, yes, adoption is the most likely course, with the other major choice being 'do nothing', which I would feel like shit over, but remains a possibility simply due to the overwhelmingness of the undertaking.

Poopering, for the last time, isn't on the menu for the foreseeable future, and I haven't even done anything inappropriate to her yet, people. I haven't touched her in any manner outside the boundries of my profession and her position as my patient, and I haven't introduced her to any sexually inappropriate material, verbal or otherwise.

Oh, and for the record, all of you Taxi Driver wannabes out there furiously masturbating to the thought of proving to the world just how big a man you are, needing tweezers to do so be damned: find me one place where I've actually said I planned, or even WANTED to rape her. Go ahead.

Faggots.

>>17448652
I hate you stupid weeaboo faggots that think you know Japanese. You have no idea what desu is, do you?

She is Cripple-CHAN.

Post a link to a news article about the accident that she and her parents were in.

This thread made me feel all warm and fuzzy.

where the fuck has this influx of politically correct straight shooting faggots come from? honestly, we didn't have whiny faggots like these a couple of months ago. Honestly, get the fuck back to /a/ or /c/ or wherever the fuck you overly emotional pussies came from.

This is the kind of shit that gets the fuzz to come down hard and then you go "lol! j/k!"

DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL

for what its worth i wanna beleive

is dis sum gurochan?

>>17448212
I wondered about that too but, when thinking about it, isn't she still able to do simple exercices? Like sit ups, for example. That would keep her body smooth and delicious. I, for one, do sit ups all the time and it works with me. If I had an amputee loli to keep cheerful, I'd do sit ups with her. Then I'd tickle her when she says she's tired :3

Guys, I think we found a story that will blow Densha Otoko out of the water.

>>17448502
wtf is this shit

FLYING JEWS

The guy who spammed this thread should be tied up, then anally violated by 10 extremely large muscle-bound nigras, working in shifts until his insides are completely ruptured and he has to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of his life

This is a girl with no legs, one arm, and a fake eye, who just lost her parents in a car accident. What you're doing is good, and if she ends up enjoying your company enough, adopting her would be good.

But if you even molest her I swear to God I will track you down and turn you into the authorities. With all the information you've given, it wouldn't really be too difficult.

i feel pretty sorry for this girl if she ends up being adopted by a complete pedo (albeit a nice one)

>>17448732

True, Rape isn't the eventual outcome. But think of it like >>17447917 said.

Do you honestly think anybody could love her but you? I know this is a bit heavy, but think about it seriously.

No Legs, 1 arm, 1 eye, half-jap with apparently no family who cares enough to take her in after this tragedy. Only a /b/tard could love her.

But that's way, way, way into the future. Right now you have to think about now.

Seriously though, keep up the good work!

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Pathetic.

Lurk moar gaiafags.

>>17448732
OP in OP

The spammer will die as soon as I figure out how to fit my knife through the Internet tubes.

>>17448506

Finally, someoen truly gets it.

>>17448932


How are you going to know if he molests her? Use some common sense, faggot

Excuse me, are we talking about amputees?
:)

>>17448551
And to address the potential creepiness of the situation last night, now that I'm reminded by this post: Yeah, I know. But how else should I have done it? 'Oh yes, go right ahead and start urinating, dear, I've got you, you won't fall in, oh, and by the way, here's a stuffed animal and some candy'? I tried to be as nonthreatening and gentle as I could be, and it seemed pretty clear, to me at least, that nobody had spoken to her this way, to a sad, lonely little girl, as a person that actually cared about her, rather than her making 'progress' in her treatment, more or less since the accident. That was why she didn't have much to say.

I don't intend to proceed straight to 'visiting her room' all night every night from now on. Geez, I'm not that dumb or crude. I'll just be around, available, and a source of kindness if she wants it, and things can proceed from there. She's a smart girl, after all, I'm not going to treat her like some tv-land retardo-kid.

>>17448914

They're all gaiafags with an overactive moral compass and having not spent enough time on /b/ to understand that this is what /b/ thrives on.

This is what happens when word of 4chan goes out to the world at large.

>>17448778

OP!!!

Post the obituary of the parents blacking out any incriminating evidence (names of people or places).

Those chocolate orange things are now inextricably linked to loli amputees

thanks /b/

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>>17448862
For the record, it's entirely possible for amputees, even multiple ones, to retain muscle tone and fitness. It just takes exercise, the same as for anyone else, though they generally can't do all the usual ones available to the more full-bodied.

She's working very hard at her physical rehab, perhaps because it helps her forget about her difficulty with her mental rehab, unfortunately...

>>17449088

I am going to go out and buy one, then fap to it

Op is a man made of win and hero. Anyone who disagrees is a hearthless envious bastard that deserves death. Keep up the good work and keep a low profile.

>>17449025

Wow. Reality confirmed. You just might not fuck this up.

For every enemy without there are a hundred within, morality is a luxury we can ill-afford.

This story is quite heartwarming. Thanks /b/rother.

>>17449149
I'm glad to hear that, huzzah

>>17449086
Damnit Anonymous, I'm a nurse, not a newspaper archivist.

This thread is made of win and awesome

>>17449149

Yah, she seems motivated. Good, I'm glad.

>>17448864

Indeed. Although I don't want to see a drama being made out of it -- imagine all the worksafe comments made by /b/tards.

to OP:
I thank you for being so kind. you are a truly good person.

I love you /b/. I truly do.

>>17449271

Lol

>>17449271

Damnit Anonymous, I'm a nerd, not a daredevil.

:3

what happens if the adoption falls through? :/

and how long does adoption take? :/

Get to work OP!

And now to get me a chocolate orange.

>>17448775 You have no idea what desu is, do you?

desu's a phrase some bastard spammed for like two months. then noobs came here, didn't know what it was about, then spammed it too because they thought they were too cool for high school

thus the sad state of affairs...

God whether this is real or not, it is a heartbreaking idea. This girl has nothing, but at least one person in the world cares for her, albeit for the wrong reasons. OP seriously, don't think about the lolisex, think about how much this girl had, and how little is left. /b/tard or not, you don't seem like a monster, but a genuinely caring individual, otherwise you never would have bothered to get into a career as difficult as nursing. If you lust for this girl fine, you can't control who you are attracted to, but you can control your actions. Befriend her, she sounds like she needs a lot, bring her out of her shell and make her as whole a human being as you are capable of. It will be so much more satisfying and life affirming that you won't regret it. Since you seem like a very nice young man, I would bet that you would feel guilty for the rest of your life if you did pooperify it. Love her for who she is, but don't let her become bitter and learn to hate the world. Protect her, the system is a hard place for someone that age, let alone someone with her problems. If she does come to love you in a romantic fashion, then she will let you know when she is ready to be with you. /b/ a monster online, but be a human in the real world. I have faith that you will do the right thing Nurse Otako, good luck fighting the system.

The guy say about an underage girl and ppl just say that he's going to rape-stick his sausage on her pooper.

The way he's writing don't look like he's gonna do it. And yeah, she'll need love and lot of it, and eventually she WILL need a huge amount of cock-sticking-pooper-fingering sex. She's a girl and the fact that she doesn't have half of her body doesn't mean that she won't have desires anymore. In fact the thought that nobody will want her cause of what happened will be terrible to her.

The guy porlly wil do a good thing for her.

I think she looks like Satoko from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni... From the description the OP gave.

/b/ is going to be all over this for months...

Damn.

>>17449025
Yeah, sorry if the post sounded accusatory. I just wanted to point out that it's impossible to know how really it felt, you and the girl might not be sure either. From what we gathered, though, it does look like it went as best as it could go. Which means you're completely winrar, you should get a free cake just for that.

The more I think about, the more pleased I become concerning this situation. Every other dumbass on earth would go "ewwwwww" at the loli amputee. Only a /b/tard like OP would not only be nice, but delight in a girl like her.

>>17449386

Damnit, I missed it. Summary of thread please.

Nurse Cracky approves of the OP's nursing ability

Jesus fucking christ, what is all this moralism? All the "GTFO PEDO!", all the "be nice and tender", all the "adopt her and not rape her"?????


THIS IS FUCKING /b/, THIS IS THE SCUM OF MANKIND, THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE GATHER TO SHOW THE WORST PART OF OURSELVES, AND YES CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR /b/TARDISM!!!!

And you all know that either this is made up or it is an awesome copypasta!
This is fucking /b/, 90% of what appears here is fake/shopped and the other 10% didn't happen to the OP but the OP found it browsing internet!

in b4 prison

>>17449393

Also, Anon IS human.

Something like the Nietzchean Madman human, but human.

>>17449504
He gave her a cute little stuffed bear and a chocolate candy that is HARDER THAN TANK ARMOUR.

Damnit Anonymous, I'm an hero, not an iPod owner.

>>17449363

gtfo weeaboo, "Otako" isn't even a word.

>>17449363
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>17449548
google says it is not copypasta,therefore it is true.

Most heartwarming story on /b/ for a while, personmally I wouldn't go for pooper and just adopt instead, a girl like her could really do with some love even if it isn't physical.

Godspeed gentle /b/ tard

>>17449548
/b/ is the scum of the earth with a LONG TERM FUCKING PLAN!

So when she grows up,you can tell her the truth: That you wanted to stick it in her pooper before you even considered adopting her.

>>17449467

See, hardcore /b/tards do have a valuable contribution to make in this life

This is a poor little girl that maybe only a /b/tard could love...

>>17449386
OP here: Who? I've never followed Higurashi. Px plz, kthx, will confirm/deny.

Will... will... will she eventually wear a pirate patch-eye?

anyone have the thread from yesterday saved? I forgot to grab it before it fell into oblivion.

Hey, that candy was my idea! And it was a good one! :)

>>17449600
He was probably referring to another legend in this style, taht time on 2chan... see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Densha_Otoko

>>17448732
WTF? you pretty much outlined a plan to do so, in the first post yesterday.

>>17449630


If she's happy with him, and he's happy with her, then it doesn't matter

>>17449675

Hey, that candy was my idea! And it was a good one! :)

You gotta make those loli cripple-chan's work for it.

>>17449675
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

>>17449502
OP, is this what the loli looks like?

>>17449363

That's not true!!

Anonymous adores her because she is she and he is he. I am terribly jealous of OP, because a girl like that is something that only appears in my dreams! And OP understands what he has here, otherwise he wouldn't come to us, the only people who would understand him!

OP, Be a /b/tard online and IRL! It's because you are a /b/tard that this whole thing even matters to you.

>>17449467
She will go like "You don't mind my body being like taht?" and a /b/tards he is wil go like "Not at all, in fact i'm getting a hard-on just about thinking of it." and they'll have mad savage buttsecks.

Of course she'll need a lot of help on that, but whatevah...

baiken + mai = ???

>>17448807
Just shut up, you even fail at /b/, just lock yourself in your room and slowly die of starvation.

the girl still has family though, her grandparents for one. All of the remaining family will care for her, because of the guilt if nothing else. Adoption is highly improbable.

>>17449574

I lol'd

All things considered, if nothing else, this thread is an interesting exersize into them mentally of the standard /b tard.
We're all willing to poke a stick at stuff, call it names, and say we want to do nasty things.
And yet, in the end, it's kind of like prisonors. Where they more or less do the same shit, but when it comes to actual child molestors, they will fuck the liveing shit out of one of those motherfuckers till they bleed daylight.

>>17449504
OP DO IT!
DON'T DO IT!
DO IT!
DON'T DO IT!
IF YOU DO IT, I'LL TURN YOU IN!
LURK MOAR, FAGS
IF YOU DO IT, I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!
STFU, NOOBS!

What's sick is that there are so many fucking pedophiles on /b/ encouraging him. I thought there may have been one or two, but it's more like ten or twenty. Percent.

In before "GTFO my /b/ u don know wut its about" etc. Get shanked in prison, pedos.

>>17449675
Srsly, I missed it entirely.

>>17449736
This guy has a point.
Does she have family, OP?

>>17447655
No, I'm actually 21, well exercised & would beat you easily to death Mr. Internettoughguy...

So everyone is saying "this is a beautiful thread" and "this thread makes me feel fuzzy inside."

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

This faggot OP's plan is to adopt a mentally unstable little girl so he can later abuse her sexually to fulfill his own fucked up and disturbed superficial desires to get off.

For all the people who go, "GTFO THIS IS /B/ WE R TEH SCUM OF THE ERF" you need to grow up, internet tuff guy. /b/ is a bunch of acne ridden otaku faggots who get off to drawings of little girls.

>>17449840

GTFO my /b/ u don know wut its about

>>17449672
Maybe I'll have my mom sew up a Rozen-rose-eyepatch for her. Might make a good christmas present.

If you become her friend, adopt her, then stick it in her pooper, this will become The /b/-Christmas Miracle of 2006. Halleluja!


ALSO! This post from yesterday:

"To the OP - I'm in a similiar situation. my older sister is 20years old when she was 18 she was involved in a car crash which resulted in her becoming a vegetable. My mother is divorced and at night when my mother goes to work i have to bath my mentally retarded sister and while bathing her i cant resists but to just finger her until she cums in the bath. I cant help it i no its wrong but its the biggest turn on ever."

Can that person please give us pictures/video? I think I've fapped at least ten times to just that. Hot.

>>17449622
Wrong.
Just because it's not copypasta, it doesn't mean it's TRUE. It may simply be MADE UP. And it smells like made up: the orange chocolate part, even with the "I gave it three-four hard smash before" doesn't stand on its feet.

>>17449736

That's... incredibly depressing.

Probably the only person in the world that will treat her not only like a human, but like a woman might be taken away from her.

Wow. That sucks.

>>17449884
SIRIUS PEOPLE ON MY /B/?!

I'd love it if he adopted her, and they worked up to full sex after a few years only to find her vagina was mangled and her pooper too small. Would end in homicide/suicide no doubt.

>>17449675
http://rapidshare.com/files/7910033/17395655.rar.html
here ya' go! Enjoy!

>>17449899

I came last night to that as well. Great story, that guy is so lucky

>>17449660
Satoko's a little girl in Higurashi whose on her own by the time the main story begins. Her parents died a few years back, and her older brother went missing a year prior. Her remaining family is scum.

>>17449884

OP said he never wanted to rape her. He wants to be kind to this girl and give her a home. DAMMIT /b/ STOP BEING FAGS

>>17449899

1. moar like christmas miracle 2007, considering how long adoption takes

2. that was copypasta, I can tell from seeing it quite a few times here on 4chan, lurk moar

>>17449867

I'm the internet tough guy? You're the one trying to act "hard". Please, do yourself a favour and GTFO.

>>17449890
Get shanked in prison.

>>17450003
if you read the story, you would know that if he could get away with it, he would rape her.

1. Take pics of her next bath
2. Post it in /b/
3. Use her fragility to start a relationship
4. ????
5. PROFIT $__$

>>17447321

Also, DON'T post any pictures. Don't give any info at all. Despite my compulsive need to copy-pasta posts into your threads about lying, I HABEEB.

Don't get V&.

You're on the right track with this man. Your kindness skill has gone up one level. keep us posted from time to time, this story is golden.

>>17449899

That's exactly what I'm thinking. Only a /b/tard would get an erection from that. If people knew, they would look down on us. But who is really to be looked down upon? They're treating that mentally retarded girl like a subhuman.

All humans want to fuck. We're animals. It would be an incredibly depressing world if amputation or some trauma denied you your basic animal rights.

>>17449849
Mother got disowned by family for marrying a Swede or something. Parents died in the crash.

>>17450051

no u

OP, This is Satoko from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

The girl on the right obviously

>>17450003
Lurk Moar
OP in his oldest thread said that he wants to stick it in her pooper.

>>17449363

Absolute approve..

srsly, u are not a monster, but you would be one if you do that
Listen to Cracky ^^

>>17450003
Are you fucking retarded or what?
Lurk moar!

>>17450056
No, he knows that he could probably easily get away with it. We convinced him with a single post yesterday not to do it, since longterm is way more rewarding for both parties.

I think this story has a high potential to be true. He has added some personal anecdotes, he has kept his story strait with no real errors. He took requests from other /b/tards and incorperated them into the story the next day. Overall it is either true or the best made up story that I've come across in a long while.

>>17450145

Not that I doubt you, but how the fuck do you know that?

>>17450201

The famous /b/ tag-line that preaches "should i stick it in her pooper?", to be exact.

But that tag-line is to e expected on /b/.

There's the entire threads saved somewhere? not just op replies, i'd like to read all the nice replies too?

Nii nii.

>>17450003
OP practically got off watching her pee. Sex with a minor is raep, consent or not, and he has said he would like for there to be sex somewhere down the road.

>>17449983
can someone post the story in, well, POST format?(my mom's computer doesn't like rapidshare)

>>17450189
OP, DOES THE LOLI LOOK LIKE THIS?!

>>17450280
I have psychic powers.
Was explained in previous thread.

>>17450201

lurk moar. also said that he mentioned it in his first post to avoid answers like "stick it in her pooper"

>>17449849
I'm not really sure about that. There was nobody listed as next of kin on her records, just social workers. Gossip around the workplace, passed on from those of us with friends at the hospital she spent her first two months in, is that her father was a first generation american-fjordian (specific country not mentioned, might have been sweden) only child, and his parents were dead, no information on grandparents. Her mother was a multi-generation-in japanese-american, whose family hasn't made ANY attempt to even contact them, and may have refused to answer any of the various workers' attempts at getting information/attention from them. Guess she pissed them off pretty badly by marrying whitey. Nobody even vaguely japanese looking has ever visited her since the accident, and from what I've heard, her social worker has been having no luck whatsoever with any sort of family placement...and she has a better chance of growing a new arm and legs than getting placed in a group home or foster care.

The system sucks.

>>17450309

Maybe he will wait till she's 18.

Then stick it in her pooper.

>>17449711
Ilu

>>17450393
OP, does the loli look like Satoko?

>>17450393
If ever a loli has needed someone it's this one.

Sir, it's your duty to go down on this poor girl.

>>17450280

He posted her details yesterday.
The only reason she is in his care is that no one wants to take responsibility for her and she was being troublesome.

She is a lonley loli ward of the state, I beleive. If so then he has just as much right to adopt her as anyone.

Now if some family pops up and wants to claim her (which seems unlikely) then he is hooped. Let us hope that despite him being single, they feel that he will be a good father figure for her.

Then he shall stick it in her pooper - gently.

ITT, rampant misuse of "internet tough guy" by Gaians.

>>17450393

This is true.

Either you are a genius at contriving stories at once believable and fitting a very odd situation, or this is true.

I Habeeb.

>>17449840

20% of the posts is not necessarily 20% of the users. This is an anonymous board after all.

>>17446942
WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING SHOW CALLED?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

@ OP

I know.. /b/ is a legion of brainless scum, this is one thing..
/b/ can't go to far, right, but in REAL LIFE u can.

don't listen to thoz 14 year old kids, this is something they cant imagine (cuz of this, 4chan is 18+)

this girl has lost so much.. and you want to rape her? on a Doujin, awwright! but not in RL, no
plz don't do her, be as human as u can

Damnit Anonymous, he's a person, not a robot.

By which I mean stop harassing him with questions.

>>17450361

>>Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.

This are OP's words in his first, oldest post. Sounds like a raep declaration, to me.

>>17450648
THE MATRIX.

The op is so lucky, I wish I had his chance

He should wait till she's 16 and then move to Russia and marry her.

>>17450515

Actually, considering everything I imagine that as long as OP has never been caught with CP and has the accomodations (I know that they want you to have a separate room and bed for a girl if a single man is adopting her.) they'd be glad to get her off their hands if he wanted her.

>>17450393

Okay NOW I buy it. OP if you're lying then congratulate yourself on your ability. That sort of situation sounds far to like the cruel, boring reality of the world.

>>17448732
>>find me one place where I've actually said I planned, or even WANTED to rape her. Go ahead.

I'm not a faggot "omg pedo" -guy. I want this girl to be adopted by you so you'd both be happy.

..but.. you did say; "Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too."

In your first post yesterday.

PENIS

>>17450393
There's the law and there's what you think it's right. ppl do things against the law everyday and that doesn't really make then criminals unless they are cought, things like having buttsecks with an underage with her concent.

Unless she's shouting "FUCKING STOP YOU'RE RAPE-STICKING MY POOPER AND ITSA BLEEDIN'" then you're not raping her. And she's like what? 15? There's no innocence around that age anymore, if she do something she'll know exactly what she's doing.

And like it was already said, she eventually WILL want something in her pooper. And probably you'll be the only one willing to do that.

>>17450677

You're underage, I can tell by your use of "u" instead of "you", and from having seen many underage fags in my time.

I will adopt her and give her a home if you don't.

Photographs, or this is falsehood.

>>17450851
OP SAID SHE WAS SEVEN

>>17450820

Finally, someone who paid attention. I was waiting for this post.

I'm reporting this thread to the proper authorities.

>>17446694

Exactly, the OP may be the only guy around who would want to give her sexual lovin'.

He should just wait a few years, that's all.

I'm tearing up here, i've seen all sorts in my time, but that poor little girl. She needs a home, and as it has been said, only a /b/tard could love her, so go on OP give her a home, look after her, but no pooper sex, she doesn't need anymore pain.

>>17450201
he knew we would suggest it, so he specifically addressed it. also, he's a sexually frustrated creepy internet loner who hangs out with disabled old people most of his waking hours. it's no surprise that he may at first percieve what is actually genuine love in a sexual manner.

>>17450942
Well, she'll be 15 eventually...

>>17450916

The speed and sense with which OP has written is proof enough.

Keep reading and you'll be converted too.

>>17450851

Statutory rape motherfucker, do you know what it is?

>>17450851
No one's innocent, there are just different levels of guilt.

This story is sweet, but will end in tears.

>>17451023
Seconded.

>>17450757 He should wait till she's 14 and then move to South Carolina and marry her.
FIXED

>>17450116
She's not retarded. She's very intelligent, it's just that she's been so badly traumatized that she's developed severe, SEVERE PTSD. I mean, PTSD that makes fucked up vietnam veterans look healthy. Withdrawing from human contact, depression, anxiety, aggression, fear of the dark, nightmares, she's voiced the thought that she has no future, and nobody wants her anymore, to therapists, she practically goes into a fear-coma every time she has to ride in a vehicle somewhere, as a trigger from the crash...

I really wish there was magic in the world. I'd do anything for there to be magic that could make her, make everything, all right again.

Double-timing between this and creppy thread will get ne fucked up.

>>17450973
OFFICER? THERE'S A MAN ON THE INTERNET WHO SAYS HE'S GOING TO RAPE A LITTLE GIRL... NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS NAME IS... OR WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE... OR WHERE HE LIVES... OR WHERE HE WORKS. NO, I DON'T KNOW THE LITTLE GIRL'S NAME... OR WHERE SHE LIVES... OR WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE... HELLO? HELLO?

>>17451046

If he doesn't get caught, no problem.

>>17451088

No, seriously OP, if you don't adopt her, send the social workers my way. It makes me extremely sad to hear that an otherwise intelligent young person is slipping away into oblivion just because of a big nasty bump in the road of life.

OP are you attractive? If you're a fat hairy sack, then spare the poor little girl. If you are decently attractive, then play your cards and see what you get.

Adoption, I would say, is still unlikely, but only because you are young and single.

Make sure to weigh the consequences; you could go for some action but risk losing your current job and any hope for another and your friends and family are likely to disown you.

>>17451015

Why does everybody freak at the thought of eventual sexual relations between the two? Who else would honestly love her and the way she looks? Sure, right now, definetly not. She's fucking 7. Give it tenish years and I guarantee she will be, whether she knows it or not, the first to want to fuck him, because he will want to fuck her.

IF THIS TURNS OUT GOOD, ANONYMOUS SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THIS SO WE CAN BEAT 2CHAN AND THEIR DENSHA OTOKO

>>17451104
Advanced prosthetic limbs.

Hey OP. You're now Nurse Otoko.

YOU CAN DO IT, NAASU!

Also start bringing her small gifts each night. Just a brief visit, but the regularity and stability of it is important. Also, say it's for the 12 days of Christmas, or something like that.

Everyone on be is playing a role. Trolling, counter trolling, switching sides, spamming, all in the name of lulz. This is the first time, I've stepped out of character as a /b/tard and just said what I really meant in two years of posting. This whole story just tastes too much like reality to me, and even if it is just a story, it's a damn interesting one. There are two many inconsistencies, and the OP keeps shifting his perspective between, caring for the girl out of an inborn sense of paternal duty, and the animalistic cunning of a predator. If this was a story it would be poished and have no holes everything would match up and just be too perfect. Thats not how life works though. I sincerely hope that if you do love this girl and have feelings for her that are not merely sexual, that you will try to protect her from the harsh realities being a ward of the state involves, and gently reintergrate her in to normal society. If you do adopt her be kind and let her find out who she is now that who she was is dead. Also you best kick the shit out of anyone who ever makes a crack about the way she looks.

In closing I know Dan Kim will read this thread so may I make a humble suggestion? /r/ an adaptation of Nurse Otako's story in a Paper XI style, updating the story as the OP sees fit? This would be great justice, and would fit your style very well.

>>Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.

OP, you wrote this. It's not like nobody saves this threads, you know.

odds are if she had any close family left she wouldn't be stuck in a facilty like this, or maybe they live in another country.

adoption is pretty unlikely, even if its uncontested. having a single guy want to adopt a young girl usually raises some red flags. odds are its straight to a foster home of some kind as soon as she's through with rehab.

sorry, but that fairytale shit just doesn't happen.

>Nurse Otako's

FUCK YOU

Alright, we now dub you Nurse Otoko!

I might have some sympathy if you weren't fucking posting it on /b/. I don't believe a little kid can consent to any sort of physical action, but love's possible betwixt any ages.

Either way, the fact you're telling fucking /b/ about it shows you're a wicked man with no business around children.

Dear god this is STILL alive?

fukken saged