I missed it! plz post facts

make a fukken blog for this.

Like I said, I'll adopt her if you don't.

pixxx?

You're driving on a state highway at dusk. You see a hitchhiker. It's Dee Dee. Of course you'll pick her up, but what comical thing will happen to you while you attempt to seduce/raep her? She is a cartoon, so something's GOT to happen.

I missed it. Repost is repost?

>>17454894
Look it up on wikichan, fucktard.

NO U

For those who missed it: http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

i saw the first but not the second. whats the story?

Also, the thighs on the gurololi you're posting appear to be far too large to be realistic.

Damn, I also saw the first but totally missed the second. What's the update to summarize?

>>17454915
signed!

>>17454864
I shall enjoy watching you burn.

We already went over why he can't make a blog for this.

Read the fucking threads.

>>17454864
Someone shop the hair, color to blond

>>17455067

that kinda makes me want to fap. am I a real /b/tard?

OP: Where do I get chocolate oranges?

>>17455055
http://rapidshare.com/files/7910033/17395655.rar.html

i hope someone keeps updating wikichan so i can check it out tomorrow. gotta sleep.

>>17455145
Your local grocery store? It's a pretty common christmas treat. Do a websearch for 'chocolate orange', it's not a particularly difficult task.

I don't have anything to ask, but I just want to say that your story makes me feel all warm and cozy on the inside, which is truly surprising for /b/.

Good work, Anonynurse, good work.

>>17455145
(not OP)
i'm pretty sure i've seen them at walgreens

To the OP:

Is this girl actually available for adoption at all?

>>17454894
>>17454962
>>17455010
>>17455055
http://rapidshare.com/files/7924469/17445483.rar.html
second thread, there's a link to the first somewhere in it (search for rapidshare or something)

>>17454864

Yarrr pirate loli

link?

>>17455374

I'm curious about this too.

I gate to admit it Anonynurse, but my interest in this subject is deteriorating without a picture of said girl.

>>17455364
Well, it was the first thing that sprang to mind, terrible as it was (Anonynurse, that is). I hold neither love nor esteem for it, but while it goes against my Anonymous instincts, I needed something to indicate my identity, such as it is, and OP for the OP seemed rather ludicrous.

I'm not japanese, and don't pretend or try to be, but eh, I'll let 4chan decide.

I think you should be known on /b/ as Nurse-kun and Amputee-chan, since "Anonynurse and the half-japanese loli with no legs, one arm and one eye" takes too long to type.

Ok, serious question. When are you actually going to approach them about adopting? I mean, how long will you keep just doing little things for her, helping her out in the hospital, trying to gain her trust, etc. first?

>>17455374
Generally, any ward of the state that's under 18 is available for adoption...not necessarily adoption-likely but one can at least try.

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WHENEVER SOMEONE SERIOUSLY ASKS FOR HELP, /b/ WILL GIVE HONEST ADVICE.
WE STOPPED DOING THAT FOR PEOPLE WHO ABUSE OUR GENEROUS OFFER AFTER A WHILE, BUT WE STILL HELP THE NEEDY.

>>17454864
>>17455374

If she's up for adoption, I sure would like to try. You and your damned story are too heartwarming. In the words of /b/, "I'm detecting large amounts of win in this thread."

>>17455500
I probably wouldn't make a serious inquiry/request until at least the new year, if only because doing it without at least having her half-trust/like me would be both pretty dumb and pretty self-defeating.

story-chan. . .

What exactly do you have to prove to be approved as an adoptive parent?

To the OP: I just read your story on Wikichan, and the part where she reached out for/fell asleep with the bear really got me.

I don't/didn't approve of poopering her, but I think adopting her would be saintly.

>>17455670
reasonable doubt that you won't rape and murder the child

>>17455652
Yeah, that's what I figured. What are you going to try to accomplish with her in that time? (such as helping her open up, helping her find new hobbies, making friends with her, helping the other staff do the same, etc.)

>>17455670

That Adam Walsh act stripped adoption agencies' ability to consider all factors prior to a criminal record check, so one thing you have to have is a totally clean criminal record. It's like if you've made a felonious mistake, you're automatically an unfit person to adopt, though you're still allowed to fuck like a bunny and produce massive quantities of Asian babies by saying hello to some Japanese-Americans in their native way. (warning: in-joke included)

Does the place where you work have any sort of rules against employees adopting current/post-patients? I'd guess not, as you said in the first thread that most people there are old as fuck, but it just seems like that could be an obstacle.

can someone post the wikichan link on this? anonynurse turns out no results, as does nurse kun and all the other stuff

>>17455784
see
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>>17455784

It's on the front page of wikichan.

>>17455784 :
see >>17455008

http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

also, OP should never let the adoption authorities know of 4chan.

KEEP IT SECRET. KEEP IT SAFE.

>>17455784
see
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>>17455824
its not

>>17455921

I imagine you should hit up /g/ if they demand to check your computer so that you can totally wipe all evidence of 4chan or any other incriminating websites you might have in your cache.

>>17455743
I'll do what I can. I mean, I really would like to gain her trust, because she doesn't trust anyone right now, and that's probably one of the bigger hindrances to her getting any better. And I'll treat her like I'd treat any other kid in her situation that I was willing to risk my life over...as best I can. It's the only way things will go at all well for anyone involved.

30 minutes in MSpaint.

If there's fanart, then she's a -chan. And she needs more fanart.

>>17456001

Eh. Not worth criticizing.

>>17455760
My record is clean. Other than browsing /b/, I've never done anything illegal. I don't even have any CP to hide. Which has made my feelings for her, confused as they are, all the more extra-confusing.

>>17455776
Not that I'm aware of. But if it is a problem, and it's the deal breaker, the choice between success and keeping my job...I can get another job, even in my field. There's a health care crisis on, you know.

>>17455977

When you go to http://wikichan.org/wiki/Main_Page

You don't see "Articles of Noteworthy Win"?????

>>17456134
What hospital are you working at?

Question here. How much time in total have you spent with her? Seems like you've only talked to her a few brief times late at night, while gathering most of your info from her records and other people.

If you do adopt her, you'll be committing yourself to the full reality of her situation. You'll have to care for all her needs, you'll have to deal with all her mental problems like the random outbursts, and you'll also have to deal with the fact that you'd be a single parent with an underaged crippled child. I'm sure people will be talking behind your back, both good and bad.

I have no doubt that you'll be able to provide for the girl, but at the same time, this isn't like taking some stray dog off the street. Adopting her would drastically change your life. If you feel you can take on all the physical, emotional, and financial burden as well as the criticism you may get from other people, all the more power to you man.

To the OP, don't you think that the responsible thing to do - as you have somewhat lustful feelings for this girl - is to avoid becoming her guardian?
Seems to me to be a really bad idea for both of you.

>>17456184
Believe me, I am VERY aware of this.

...which is why I'm still in 'hard thinking' mode, not 'painting the spare room pink' mode.

>>17456175

Come on, man, he can't tell where he works.

>>17456265
I would've thought that'd be self-evident by now, but some slow /b/tards are slooooooooow.

>>17456259

You think she likes pink?

>>17456265
Why not? Nobody gives a shit. I'm working as a pathologist assistant here and there is a somewhat similar situation, thought it might be the same girl.

>>17456259
Which is why I'm saying. Meeting her at the late hours of the night may turn on your feelings of wanting to protect and care for her, but if you make her a part of your life, you'll also have to deal with the not so favorable sides of her.

If I was in your shoes, I'd also feel sorry for her as well, but I know for a fact that I'm too much of a selfish asshole. You'd have to sacrifice a lot of her, and I'm sure I wouldn't be able to do that.

>>17456425
As I've already stated since the first post, I'm not working in a hospital.

>>17456425
some asshole would find a way to report him. authorities might not even take it very seriously, but it could still hurt his chances.

>>17456425
Revealing personal info on /b/ is like dropping your pants and bending over in a maximum security prison.

>>17456425
People want to fucking kill him because they think he's a pedo.

>>17456471
I didn't become a nurse, or consider becoming a doctor, because I had a geriatric diaper fetish.

God knows OP may be a pedo and you're all helpin... wait this is /b/....

>>17456617
You could say that exact same thing about any thread on /b/.

"Oh no! I'd better not offer anyone advice in case they're a pedophile!"

i'd suggest trying to get other workers together on doing things for her. you could be the clear ringleader, but it would be far less creepy and would give everyone context to your request for adoption.

I'm no longer worried about the OP raping her.

He shows a degree of judgement too far beyond that of a pedophile. He shows that he has a conscience that would not allow him to do this.

If any of you still doubt this, just keep in mind that this is the kind of man who would regret doing this for the rest of his life.

Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.


thats some pretty deep and non jokey thinking about rape there.

The blokes a pedo.

OP, you should get to know her, and only adopt her if she's comfortable with that happening. She needs someone who will restore her faith in others and be who her parents no longer can, but at the same time, if she ends up not wanting to be your child, adopting her would be a disaster. You need to continue to form a relationship. Communication will be vital here.

>>17456729
He was joking, though. He said later that the reason he said that was to get the obvious, "stick it in her pooper" responses out of the way.

>>17456725
Playing devil's advocate here, you seem to be working under the false assumptions that:

A: A paedophile is an inhuman monster who doesn't hold any degree of social normality and thus is easy to spot.
B: The OP is telling the 100% truth and not making the entire thing up or changing details or lying about his feelings to make himself look better.

If you've spent any time on /b/ you'd know better than to jump to the conclusion "Dudes! This guy isn't a pedo! I can tell from the words he has typed on an Internet forum!".

Hi OP. Anonymous here. I was here for the first thread, which brought tears to my eyes, but I missed the second. Thank the FSM for wikichan amirite? I'm really glad to hear she accepted your gift. Just keep being there for her, in time she may grow attached to you. And then you can start discussing with her the possibility of adoption.

Keep us updated, we're all your /b/rothers and wish you well. Except the haters, they can gb2/gaia.

fuck I bet this is happening in scouseland

>>17456729

You misunderstand the situation, apparently. While he may have brought up a common /b/ joke (stick it in her pooper) and elaborated on that for humor, every subsequent post by the OP has been far more serious and does not express a desire to do anything but care for and nurture her. If the OP was a woman, things might be perceived differently due to maternal instincts and all that, but because he has a winky between his legs, he's suddenly a pedo even if he follows a /b/ joke that would have come up anyway, eh?

>>17456793
Form a relationship?

OP is a fucking nigger pedophile who should kill himself. All the faggots that support him should die too.

P.S. This entire thread is fake. But it sure makes me mad. >:)

It's good to see that you seem to be taking a long look at things before jumping to any decisions. The best thing to do is take things a day at a time, and do what you can to help her out. If you can't adopt, or something else happens, at least maybe the memories of someone treating her nice will help her in the future.

>>17456725
>judgement beyond that of a sexual predator
fix'd
there are pedophiles with good judgement, they're just the ones that are unlikely to ever inappropriately touch a child or be caught with cp. as for the OP, signs do seem to point to him not being a pedophile at all. he's simpy experiencing a type of love he's never felt before, filtered through a /b/tard mindset.

>>17456887
It's not, the OP has mentioned that it's in America. In fact here's a quote from the original thread:

> I really wish I could get you guys a recording of her voice. She doesn't have an accent, because she was born and raised here in America, and her mother (the Japanese half) comes from a long line of Japanese-Americans (who disowned her, I guess, when she married Mr. Swedish Meatball, because loli's relatives/contact information is nonexistent, just social workers), but her voice...well, it's just the most beautiful thing I'd ever heard, when she first spoke to me (about the wheelchair).

http://www.chae-game.com/vinc/damaged_goods/

>>17456707
As I mentioned once before, I'm already planning ways to accomplish this. But friday nights, good luck finding anyone still around at 10 pm, and on the weekends, during the day? I'll schedule a meeting come monday, and present my proposal. We are allowed to make recommendations for the consideration of the treatment of patients; like I said, the head administrator isn't a COMPLETE bitch.

>>17456894

Remember if this story is true, it is being viewed through the OP's eyes. Imagine how much mental masturbation may have happend in his head and has perceived everything happy happy

>>17457013
fukkin bookmarked

>>17456897

Get the fuck out. Never come back to this website ever again. Burn down your house.

>>17456793
>>17456894
I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.

I think you're pervert, you wouldn't use this guro picture if you were not.

>>17456870
The second rapidshare link in this thread is an archive of the second thread, or as much of it as anyone could archive, anyway. Thanks.

>>17457069
Exactly. Everyone here has been jumping to conclusions: Either the OP is the lowest form of scum on Earth, a terrible, monstrous pedophile, or he's a gleaming golden god, upholding justice and truth in a messed up world.

I would expect /b/tards to be much more sceptical that this.

>>17457215
Why can't he be both? Paedogod sucks!

>>17457269
I hate getting filtrowned.

>>17457215
I'm no saint.

I'm not taken to wearing dirty trenchcoats and luring children into my white van with candy, either.

The world is full of shit, you can either do your best to tread it, or start eating.

oh my gawd this is way to much for me I hope you are just joking.

>>17457215

The world isn't black or white, it's all shades of grey. There's no real saints out there, but trying to crucify the guy because of some /b/ style comments is just absurd. I'm a fairly normal guy, but I also browse /b/ and I'll type things that I'd never say or realisticly think of doing in real life. I'm not saying he's the Second Coming, but these assholes proclaiming he should instantly be sodomized in a maximum security prison are a fucking joke.

>>17457426
That was in fact the point 17457215 was making

>>17457269
rarely practicible in real life, though

STICK IT IN HER POOPER NIGGER

>>17456425
Dr. Watanabe!?

>>17457426
As much as a joke as the morons trying to deify him.


For the record, I think it's a terrible idea to even consider adopting someone you have lustful feelings for at any level. Caring for a girl in this situation full-time is hardly going to be easy and if the deicision to adopt is based on clouded judgement there's real potential for disaster.

To OP:

I am somewhat confused about your intents. I am pretty sure it is either of the following:

1. Gain her trust, adopt her, care for her, be sexually open toward her and eventually, when appropriate, if she consents, stick it in

or

2. Gain her trust, adopt her, care for her, completely avoid any sexual activity with her forever.

You seem to not want to do anything to hurt her, but if you educate her, and she consents, and she trusts you, since you really seem to care for her, what would the problem be?
Many people here seem to think you are leaning toward one of two extremes: completely avoiding sex or outright coldheartedly raping her to death.

>>17457560
As a father and a paedophile I can happily inform you that your opinion is null and void. Just because you want to bone a chick who is in your care doesn't mean you can't take good care of her.

>>17457681
Since when did one case = the norm? Just because you haven't fucked up your relationship with your daughter, doesn't mean the OP won't.

Consider also that a single-parent adopting a crippled girl is a considerably different situation to a paedophile assumedly in a relationship caring for his daughter.

> Just because you haven't fucked up your relationship with your daughter, doesn't mean the OP won't.

So no one should ever have children or adopt or in fact do anything because they might fuck it up.

>>17457681
it always makes me shudder to hear of /b/tards breeding. but i suppose it can't be helped

>>17457842
Nobody should adopt someone they have lustful feelings for, no. I thought I had made my opinion on that matter clear?

You're not doing a very good job of twisting my words to meet your own needs here.

>>17456827
You're absolutely right, we can't tell whether or not anyone is anything from their words in an internet forum.

Having said that, based on what I know about you, I think you're a balding, fat, 46-year-old transvestite who fucks his dog and brain-dead mother because other sentient beings won't come near you.

>>17457594
I don't have a long-term master plan in place, despite what some may think. I'm basically trying to figure out what my heart, as faggoty and retarded as that sounds, is telling me I should do. I wouldn't consider something of this magnitude without being ready for the consequences...the first thread was as much a subconcious attempt at getting people to tell me to just walk away entirely as anything...guess it failed.

There is no coldhearted raping in the forecast. And yes, I am quite aware that any sex with an immature person is rape, 'consenting' or not...and I'm not a fucking rationalizing pedo that'd say 'oh, children can be totally mature as any adult, man...'

I didn't go looking for this situation. Fuck.

I think it's going to be pretty important for the people here to research the difference between the following labels for future reference:

Pedophile
Ephebophile
Sex offender
Sexual Predator
Violent Sexual Predator

>>17457892

Lol

>>17457681

Right as If anybody would he happy that they would hurt the ones they care for if they lost control over themselves.

Question for OP: Did you ever think that your thread yesterday would become this legendary?

</btard>
Just wanted to say, I wish you the best of luck in this. I think what you are trying is amazingly admirable.
<btard>
STICK IT IN HER POOPER!

>>17457908
That doesn't even make sense.

question about the OPs pic.
whats she listening to?

>>17457904
I'm trying to twist your words? My reason for posting in the first place was to give an opinion from someone who has experience in both being a paedophile and raising children to contrast yours, which, I assume, comes without experience in at least one of the aforementioned.

>>17457973
No.

>>17457910
>the first thread was as much a subconcious attempt at getting people to tell me to just walk away entirely as anything...guess it failed.

Some people in this thread have already told you that adopting her is an awful idea. You may want to take that advice to heart.
I suspect you haven't because you don't want to just "give up" on this girl, because you think that would be heartless. Really though, the best thing for her is probably to do exactly that, even if it makes you feel like shit.

>>17458017
Paint it black?

>>17458019
>So no one should ever have children or adopt or in fact do anything because they might fuck it up.

Is an obvious and purposeful misinterpretation of what I typed in order to make my argument look less valid. So yes, you are trying to twist my words.

>>17457999
indeed. about the admirable. not the pooper.
This man is awesome.

>>17458012
My point exactly.

Nurse-kun, I think the best route is to just completely forget about adopting her for now. You should keep trying to befriend her and help her open up, but other than that, just wait. If the time comes and she still doesn't have anyone who wants to take her in, then you should consider it. But it's far too premature at this point.

>>17458144

1812 Overture.

>>17458218
Pretty poorly articulated then.

>>17458176
Protip: More people than just the OP are arguing against you.

I always have that trouble here, I'll argue against some inconsistency in someone's position, and find out 100 posts later that it's 2 or 3 people. Happens especially in religion threads, but that's offtopic.

>>17458225

This is true. Right now, she just thinks you are the nice nurse. It is going to take a long time for her to ever WANT to be adopted by you.

Is this thread going to end anytime soon?
I'm the guy who'eve archived the last 2 threads, (and have archived this one every second minute for the last hour or so) and I'd prefer knowing this since I probably should go to bed soon (work tomorrow).
On a sidenote, I won't be able to archive any threads tomorrow, anyone else going to in my place?

>>17458275
belay that order! This girl has no where to go but up. You should ask her if she likes living in the hospital. If she says no, just leave it and pursue adopting her. She will be thankfull, maybe not now, but someday. :)

>>17458342
In that case, I've no idea what's going on.

I'm reasonably certain that I am right and everyone else is wrong though. ;)

>>17458411
I'll edit the wiki for this thread tonight, but I can't promise anything about later

>>17458437
Unless, I don't know, he adopts her, then realises he did it because he wanted to get into her pants, then does the responsible thing and relinquishes guardianship leaving her feeling unlovable, miserable and even worse off than before.

Or any one of a hundred other situations.

You're thinking far too black and white here. the OP should step back and get himself out of this situation.

>>17458443
Most people are =x

>>17458411
If you mean for rapidshare, I can do this one.

You're probably several hours ahead of me (it's 7:15 PM, or EST, here)

>>17458599
I think he means this:
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

>>17455669

Story-chan is taken. Someone posting about their gay childhood rape that actually made every supportive and teary-eyed. (back before /b/ was flooded with gaifags too)

>>17458411
OP here, how do i archive thread? <spiderman pic here>

>>17458599
Good... You think you handle tomorrow too?
Anyways, I live in Denmark, being a GMT +1 country it is currently 01:19 AM here, no a lot, but it's a new job, and I wouldn't wonna be too tired on my second day of work...
So, goodnight anonymous!

I said it before and I'll say it again, we need Dan Kim to illustrate the legend of Nurse-Kun for epic win.

also Nurse-Kun, it's been brought up before, but this isn't some sort of quick fix for your conscience and your natural protective feelings. This will be a lifetime commitment. You will have to devote the rest of your life to her health and well being. You will have to be able to protect her form all the people out there that would want to take advantage of her and try to hurt her, just because she is weak. At the same time, you will have to give her enough leeway to grow and develop independance, so she will be able to function in society without you having to be there at all times to serve as a buffer from reality. This will take an epic amount of patience, compassion, understanding, and a good sense of humor. I want this to work, I want you to be all these things and come out of this as the kind of person everyone wishes they could be. Your story actually made me think about what I'm doing to help people around me that I see in the paper. I have money and time, and I've done nothing in my thirty years to be a good man. Don't let us down, and don't let this girl down. If you are going to give her any hope, be ready to follow through.

>>17458825
Personally I just copy-pasta it into a text file, I dunno what these other Anonymii do.

age

>>17458941
>Nurse-Kun

go back to gaia, fag

>>17457910
you might consider a different op pic next time. the naked amputee loli was apropos and good for attracting attention to your first post, but it does have a tendency to color everything you say. perhaps find a less erotic one for your next thread, and then post another thread with the loli and a link to the actual one.

>>17458825
Well, basically you just right-click on the page and choose "Save site as..." or something like that... and of course save as a complete page (.html)
This of course isn't a perfect description since my copy of firefox is in danish... but it shouldn't be that hard to figure out...

> Anyways, I live in Denmark
Dushkin?

>>17459132
The part where he typed "I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too." might have some influence in that regard as well.

>>17459154
no, Anonymous...

>>17457112
Haha, you are a queer.

>>17458941
I know that.

On a non-text related note, fanart of her, based on my description is welcome. I can give further details if necessary.

Fanart of me would be pretty retarded, unless someone wants to draw an Anonymous in scrubs or something.

>>17459228
How many times are you going to copypasta that you pointless troll.

Man. This is like a Marquis De Sade novel, where the heroine loses her noble family, is disfigured, suffers agony upon agony, and when finally a kind stranger takes pity on her whoops he's a pedophile.

>>17458941

good one, Anonymous approve

>>17459120

oh gawd, get off my /b/ and come back until u are 18

Whether this is true or not is so horrible and bitter sweet in so many ways. It's about to make me cry. Fuck this shit, I'm gonna go play contra

>>17459228
That was then, this is now.
(not OP)

>>17459303
Pointless? Not really, it seems pretty relevant to me.

>>17459144
mine's in japanese ^.^

>>17459383
Because repeating it over and over makes it more true?

>>17459314
Hahaha oh wow.
This is kinda true.

I don't think the OP is really a pedophile, but he's also made it clear he's no saint.

So he seems to be like most of /b/.

>>17459346
>>17458941
same person

>>17459444
Because people are convieniently forgetting it in their mindless rush to convince themselves this guy is a hero.

>>17459376
You're saying "Don't worry that he *used to* talk about raping a girl, like, yesterday, clearly he's changed." Nice argument.

>>17459538
This is /b/ we've all talked about raping girls (and non-girls) doesn't mean we're going to do it. Fucking murk loar.

>>17459607
Just because someone says they're a kind and caring nurse who wants to look after someone doesn't mean it's true.

Spend more time in the real world.

>>17459483

Go back to Original Poster's Original Posts.

"Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. "

&&

"Um, I have to admit, she didn't seem to get at all distressed until she may have possibly noticed me looking down there, which I quickly stopped doing, just before I caught her looking away as well, out of my peripheral vision.

I was being pretty unprofessional, it's true, since I'd never had any inclination to look at any other of my patients taking a piss before, but then, half of my patients before her were in depends, and the other half, well, I prayed for their merciful deaths every time."

You non-pedos are letting your healthy compassion cloud your judgment. Bottom line: he's thinking of her sexually.

Just do her already.
Goddamn.

>>17459538
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, THE POOPER BIT WAS A JOKE. HE PUT IT IN THERE BECAUSE IF HE HADN'T, THEN ALL OF THE RESPONSES WOULD HAVE BEEN "RAPE HER." THIS WAY THE THREAD ACTUALLY GOT SOMEWHERE.

Seriously, have you read any of his other posts? Anyone with the slightest bit of reading comprehension can tell that his motives, although not 100% pure, aren't completely impure, either. Stop acting like everyone who acts like a monster on /b/ is a monster IRL, because I'm sure that you've said some pretty nasty things here as well.

>>17459395
faggot

>>17460140
Im a monster IRL.

>>17460104
I don't think it's lupus, doctor. She isn't exhibiting any of the classic symptoms when I do my quarterly checks.

>>17460140
Your reading comprehension is so good that you can *read his thoughts?*

You can't possibly know he's telling the truth when he says it's a joke. Assuming the best when a NURSE admits he is having SEXUAL THOUGHTS about an UNDERAGED and INCREDIBLY VULNERABLE PATIENT is idiotic in extreme.

I've capitalised the important points here.

>>17460341
He wouldn't be a /b/tard if he didn't. Quit hating.

>>17460341
I'm totally telling the truth.

I swear it on my thermometer and my handwash bottle.

>>17460424
I'll "quit hating" when the rest of these mindless sycophants "quit loving".

oh yeah, just remembered, make sure what you archive is http://img.4chan.org/b/res/17454864.html,; not 4chan.org.htm...
But now that I look at the thread I think it's safe to say that not much more is going to happen... You can have my latest archive?
http://rapidshare.com/files/7935439/17454864.rar.html

>>17460502
loli loev pedo
loli haet haeter

>>17460140
Truth, /b/ is where I come to leet my demon out if only for a couple of hours a day, so it doesn't come out in the real world. We all have a little monster inside trying to get out and do all the evil things we try to convince ourselves we aren't. If you don't give it an outlet of some sort it starts to subtly affect our relations with others. Every once in a while something serious comes up in /b/ and we need to stop, and drop the masks we all wear here, and try and help one of our own. He said all that shit because some people are incapable of giving the facade, even for a moment. In the interest of getting something resembling a real answer he had to pay service to those who can't accept that they aren't the only people who use /b/ as a refuge.

Would everyone just shut the fuck up? No one cares if he's a saint or a dirty pedo, they just want to read the fucking story. Go fag up another thread with your drama, douchebags.

>>17460633
Clearly people DO care if's he a saint or a pedo otherwise we wouldn't be discussing it.

OP, keep starting the thread with that amputee loli. If some faggots get their panties in a twist over that and the very first post that you made, I say fuck them.

Besides, that pic is cute. <3

>>17460633
gb2/gaia/

Fanart thread for this tragic tale in /i/:

http://cgi.4chan.org/i/res/44637.html

So far, we have a total of 1 good fanart, in that OP's post.

OP of this thread, I suggest you use that for these threads from now on. The disfigured loli is somewhat unsettling, and distracting from your message.

>>17454864

OP, how about starting to post threads with a pic that is less...indicative of loli raep?

>>17460846
>>17460829

that picture does make it seem like you're just planning on raping her.

>>17460829
It's pretty pathetic to see you turning this into some masturbatory melodramatic fantasy for yourself, where you can sit and pretend you're the "master of the story!"

>>17460989

The post you are referring to wasn't made by the OP. It was made by me.

OP, you are a bad man. Stay away from her.

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>>17461087

Damnit, how come people have to run in circles with shit that has been getting adressed for the last 200 replies?

>>17460829
But it is distinctive.

>>17461069
I know that. I'm talking to *you*. You are, I assume, the guy chat-logging this so he can make some claim to being the one who's responsible for it.
The language you're using here is turning it into a soap opera where you're the director and I'm telling you it's absolutely pathetic.

>>17460829
Well, I'll keep an eye on that thread. I chose the OP picture because it was eyecatching, and, well, pretty close to her situation, disturbingly enough (she doesn't have such extensive scarring on her leg-stumps, and her right arm's is a much 'longer' trans-tibial amputation, rather than a disarticulation). I'm not sure if I should change it, since it's a reasonably good way to suggest that it's a genuine thread about her, though I guess that's easily enough faked. I'll think about it.

>>17454864
I hadn't thought it was very indicative of raep, what with the lack of cocks, or mysterious white fluids, or any sort of a 'come-hither' look or position on the picture-character's part. I'd considered censoring the naughty bits, but this is /b/, and, like I said above, it's eyecatching.

>>17461165

Wrong.

>>17461266
My point about you being pathetic still stands. The whole idea that you're encouraging people to make fanart of this girl is nauseating.

>>17460633
Story is already drama.

> her right arm's is a much 'longer' trans-tibial amputation, rather than a disarticulation

En Anglais, s'il vouz plait.

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I still cant't believe how epic this thing is. I mean at first I was like, oh shi- this is the best fucking copypasta I've ever seen. Then I started realizing it might actually be legit.

I mean, if this was a game or an anime it would be the best fucking thing ever. It owns Densha Otoko in every conceivable way. I still can't believe I'm here to see it. And if it isn't real the OP is still a genious.

Also, to add to the discussion. I don't think I would try do adopt her. The best thing would be just to befriend her. Just be nice to her and bring some light to her existance. Things like the bear. But not too much. You don't want her to think you're a weirdo.

Instead of adopting her yourself, be something like a guardian. You know, stalk possible friends, officials, families who want to adopt her, make sure they really are alright and the best for her. To be honest, I think she needs a real and stable family. I'm not saying single parents are bad, but really, a couple, maybe with a few kids of their own or other adopted children is alot better than any /b/-tard.

>>17461266

No, I agree with them - it is pathetic. You are obviously a pedophile too.

>>17461331

this troll.. is special...

>>17461375

trans-tibial amputation = below the knee (or as he was referring to her arm, below the elbow)
disarticulation = entire limb lopped off

>>17461399
JEsus Christ man: "I mean, if this was a game or an anime it would be the best fucking thing ever." You're comparing a little girl's LIFELONG MISERY to a fucking anime? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Get a fucking soul and stop enjoying this girl's accident so much.

>>17461331
Nauseating? What the hell? Do you have any idea where you are? This is fucking /b/, you douchebag.

And besides, the reason he was trying to get people to draw fanart was so we could have a less dramu-invoking thread picture.

>>17461456
In the sense that he belongs in a special school amirite?

>>17461210
>her right arm's is a much 'longer' trans-tibial amputation

Arms don't have tibias, legs do. Please try again.

>>17461509
Welcome to 4chan faggot.

>>17461525
Yes, this is /b/, where people are trying to convince themselves they are good people when what they are actually doing is receiving pleasure from another person's anguish.
If you want to sit back and say "lol rape her", fine, that's normal /b/ behaviour, but I'm not going to let you get away with what you're doing without at least trying to inspire some rightly deserved guilt.

>>17461509
Well, two of my favourite games/animes are Kimi ga Nozomu Eien and Air, so yes, I do compare this to works of art. I don't see anything wrong with that.

Stay away from her, you faggot OP.

We need to find details of the actual car crash and the girl, so we can hunt the OP down and let his supervisors and the police know about what he posts on /b/.

OP, this story is so sweet and touching, it almost made me cry. "I wish there were magic in this world, i would make everything awwwright" etc.

>>17461651
Of all the things I've seen on /b/, this is without a doubt the most monstrous.

I genuinely pity the people in your sorry excuse for a life.

>>17461528

made me lol in a thread about real-life drama and potential pederasty. Thanks.

stick it in her pooper.

>>17461509

Let me detail to you the OP's plan.

"Befriend a damaged loli, possibly adopt her, then fulfill my strange sexual desires within the comfort of my own home."

This is why the OP should be reported to the FBI.

>>17461709
You missed the part where he said:
I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.

Huh?

>>17461709

Idiot. This story is sad and sickening, and the OP should stay the fuck away from her.

>>17461716
INTERNET IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

>>17461763
If there was a dating sim game like that, I would totally be all over it.

>>17461654
>>17461678
>>17461716
>>17461767
>>17461799
>>17461806
same person

It says a lot about the state of most /b/tards when a story about a nurse who is sexually aroused by his underaged, crippled patient can be described as "sweet and touching".

i see this girl killing herself by the time she becomes a teenager unless SOMEONE steps into her life and tries to help her.

unless any of you overmoralizing faggots want to volunteer, shut the fuck up already.

>>17461799
It has been stated before that this was just a /b/ kind of way to get attention. I find it very difficult to believe that the OP, or any sane person for that matter, really thinks like this irl.

WOOHOO!.

I'm amazed at how this thing just snowballed TWICE, and how it last more than a day.

Nigga that's hilarious!.

>>17461929
And that someone should be an individual who doesn't get hard when he's looking at her. You think he's the only person in the world who can help her? Get realistic please.

Ye unholy gods there's a lot of gaiafags in /b/ today.

Fuck off with your morals you uninitiated scum.

>>17461899

welcome to /b/, you must be new here.

now gtfo.

>>17461869
Second.

>>17461899

Anything oversimplified sounds rediculous.

After all, evolution is all about a retarded fish magically transforming into a squirrel after fucking another fish, right?

>>17461929
QFT

>>17461969
Three times actually. There was one yesterday and two today.

>>17462084
It's hardly more complex than what was written there. The guy's being praised as a hero because he's doing his job while harboring lustful feelings for a 7-year old.
That isn't worthy of praise in any sane world. there are probably a dozen more nurses caring for this girl just as much without getting a hard-on, go give them some kudos.

>>17462024

You are gay.

OP, I think you should find her a good home, but not with you. No offense, you seem very nice, but how can you trust yourself not to raep your adopted daughter?

>>17462000

should be yeah, but this isn't a winnie the pooh fantasyland where everything ends up being sunny and perfect.

but i guess you'd rather see her miserable and dead than in the hands of a potential pedophile who actually cares enough for her to give her a decent life. nice morals there.

>>17462173

Do you think any of them are considering adopting an orphaned cripple?

>>17462173
Those dozen other nurses aren't posting about it, though.

>>17462173
If you want my honest and most frank opinion about it, I think about the OP's situation like this. In modern society, especially for people who are on the internets, love for something means wanting to stick your PENIS in it. Other forms of love are difficult to reconcile. Sure, she could be a lot better off with some other person. But she could also be a lot worse off, and it doesn't look like there are any takers besides.

>>17462233
I'd rather see her living with a family of non-paedophiles. Why does everyone assume this is so fucking unlikely? If she'd been hopping from home to home for years and years then sure, but she's been in hospital for what, a few months? Maybe it would be wise to wait for someone else to adopt her than let the fucking paedophile grab her up "just in case".

>>17462173
He's being praised because he's a legendary /b/tard. Something you will never be you weak coward.

I know we have to pretends it's real but...

Why OP can't take a picture ? Whit cellphone, i don't think nurse can't have one !

And something strange, she have no family ? Ok parents die in accident but grand-parents ? Uncle ? Cousin ? Usually people have family...

Sry for my english, i'm french. I love this story and hope it's true but... it's 4chan. Anyway, good story.

OP, listen to me. Do not do anything significant. If you want to simply be nice to her, as dealing with her is part of your job, or even sneak gifts to her occasionally, do it. But do not do anything more than that. You have to trust me about that. If you do not, there is a high probability that you will set yourself and her apart from happiness.

>>17462353
>>17462224
As a paedophile I find this offensive. I can trust myself not to rape my daughters, same as a heterosexual can trust himself not to rape the women he lives with.

It's not even established that the OP is a paedo; it seems to me that he's just confused.

>>17462269
So? Who says you have to praise anyone? Call the guy a fucking creep, that's fine too.

>>17462263
If they are, I certainly hope they aren't doing it because *they want to fuck the orphaned cripple*. Yeah, he's a hero.

>>17462362
Praise him for a cool story, fine, like the guy who fucked his sister, but don't uphold him as a paragon of justice because he clearly isn't that.

>>17462332
The girl's still in hospital, I doubt there has even been any chance for "any other takers".

>>17462353
Ah, but the OP doesn't know whether or not she'd have a good life with these hypothetical non-pedos. His only moral choice is to adopt her, as he is the only person whose behavior he can control.

>>17462224
he wont reap her it will be consensual, after he confesses his love for her

>>17462173

in case you haven't been paying attention your entire life, the world is not a sane place.

have you ever worked in health care? law enforcement? the military? ever seen a good person's life get destroyed by a random fluke or someone else's dumb mistake?

i doubt it. its always easier to take the moral highroad when you never have to deal with these things yourself.

> The girl's still in hospital, I doubt there has even been any chance for "any other takers".

No she's not. She's in a care home and she's not going to be leaving any time soon because she has no legs.

>>17462509
These issues have all been addressed.

>>17462332

It's called the /b/ filter. This is an instance of how it works.

Anon: I see a black man sitting at the bus stop.
/b/ filter
Anon: OH LAWD HE'S A GOIN' TO KFC FOR SUM CHICKEN

This is just like that.

Anon: I see this cute, strong, and unfortunate little girl. I admire her greatly, and wish to help her.
/b/ filter:
Anon: STICK IT IN LOLI POOPER FOR WIN

>>17462541
He doesn't know if she'd have a good life with him either as he can't possibly predict how the situation will end up. Furthermore, his judgement is clouded by lustful thoughts, an individual who isn't hard for cripple-girl would be able to make much more rational decisions leading to a much more stable future.

Too much details to be real. Nice fake.

look even if she did get reaped I think it would still be a better life then whatever the fuck she has now

I'm drawing you fanart. BRB!

>>17462640
i lol'd

>>17462622
Your post brings nothing to the discussion whatsoever other than to massage your own sense of self-importance.

>>17462353

you should take time out from your ranting to actually pay attention. she's already in an institution, and has so many bad mental and physical issues that its unlikely anyone will want her. foster families get to choose who they take, and very very very few people are willing to put themselves out by taking in a broken fucked up kid.

>>17456001
ummm... btw, call her Nana.

>>17462224
Well, to be fair, I haven't raped anyone else so far. Perfect record!

God, you people go on and on and on, and this thread is getting pretty damned boring. But hey, keep jerking it to your impotent thoughts of rage at the monster DARING to give a shit about that poor, poor little girl, that you'd tsk and 'aww' over if you ever saw her, but you'd start feeling uncomfortable with and want to get away from as soon as you could, just like everyone else that hasn't been paid to deal with her thus far have.

She had friends before the accident, you know. She and her parents both. They all came to visit her in the hospital afterward...

...once. None of them ever came back for a second visit. You fags make me sick, with your furious mewlings. Save that virility for your glory holes and GTFO, dramafags.

I think the OP should just go to her room and make sweet love to that poor little girl. The way he has described her to us implies that she is a very developed girl mentally and all she needs is a loving and caring father-figure.

Now that I've got the undivided attention of all the newbies, gaiafags and other moralistic and hysterical cocksuckers, I'll get to my actual point.

This is 4chan, more importantly, this is /b/. This is (or at least has been in the past) one of the few freehavens of the internet where people can truly speak their minds, be monsters, laugh at catastrophies, mock idiots, converse on whatever topics they might think up. One thing that /b/ generally can't stand for (apart from furries) is people like you. People who just have to poke their nose in everything and stroke their moralisticock and feel so superior when they exclamate how shocked they are when someone talks about raping little children or posts pictures of horribly mutilated corplses or whatever. We don't care. If you can't stand it, get the fuck out. How this relates to this particular thread? The OP has mentioned several times why he wrote the first post the way he did and that he genuinely cares for the girl. Ok, maybe it's true. Maybe he lied and he's in it just for the loliraep. In the end it doesn't matter. We keep posting here only because it amuses us and maybe, if it's all true, we might help that poor girl get some human contact in the true spirit of Christmas. But having idiots like you around and screaming how the OP is definitely a pedo and the first post and especially the pic that he uses proves it takes the spirit away from all of us. Please don't be dicks. Oh, and just in case you didn't figure it out already, that first paragraph? I wrote it just so you could masturbate over the thought that at least you're not as depraved as I am. Merry Christmas. Yours,

Anonymous

>>17462509
Il ne peut pas parce-que il est possible que son chef peut trouver les photos dans l'internet. Et je ne sais pas, mais je crois que il n'y a pas d'autre famille de la fille.

>>17462509
>Why OP can't take a picture ? Whit cellphone, i don't think nurse can't have one !

OP has said he doesn't want to take pictures because if it gets traced back to him he'll be fired.

>And something strange, she have no family ? Ok parents die in accident but grand-parents ? Uncle ? Cousin ? Usually people have family...

Apparently her only living relatives disowned the family long ago and so can't be tracked down or want nothing to do with her.

>>17462855
>...and has so many bad mental and physical issues that its unlikely anyone will want her.

And you know this because of what? The fact the OP gave you this information, the same OP who is trying to rationalize his reasons (sexual) for wanting to adopt this girl.
You've no idea that she's "so messed up nobody will want her", only the word of a paedophile.

>>17462640
Speaks truth. I think in terms of /b/ all the damn time in everyday life. It's actually quite frightening if I think about it. But also awesome.

Anonurse, i just wanted to say that I linked your thread on numerous non-/b/-sites and forums, and I have recieved nothing but nice replies. They all seem to think this is a heart-warming story. I cannot agree, because i unfortunately lost my heart after hours of /b/-tarding. I wish you best of lucks, and may this thread forever be a symbol of /b/'s greatness!

Mail me if you want me to host some stories or pictures on a site that's far from your IP. I guess you could say i live in a fjordish country ;D

>>17462353
Do you know how hard it is to get adopted?

I spent the time from when I was 11 to 15 in the system, and let me tell you, if you are any type of special needs child you aren't going to be picked up by the people who would be able to provide you with a stable safe home. I got kicked around from foster house to foster house, and at best I received benign neglect, at worst out and out abuse. I didn't have half the problems this little girl has, I was a reasonably well adjusted healthy kid, with the exception of being mostly deaf. I was a lucky one too, I eventually got placed with a family that took me in to fulfill their "Christian Duties", and kept me clothed, fed, housed, and not much else. I honestly believe that anonurse, would do the right thing and not touch this girl in an inappropriate manner. If he can truly follow through and provide her with the massive amounts of love, understanding, and stablity she needs he will be a better man then I could ever be.

I believe in you Anonurse, do the right thing and prove all these people wrong!

cmon you all stop being faggots , sex is why humans live and eat , to make sex , i bet all of you would fuck her too

>>17463102
Damn skippy.

>>17462764

way to dodge the issue. its easy for you to moralize because you have an idealistic view of the situation. you dont really give a fuck about this kid, its just the idea of the big scary pedophile getting his hands on a little girl that sets off your delicate sensibilities.

well, fuck you. i dont see you offering to help this girl, so until you do you can take your morals and shove em up your ass.

>>17462958
> only the word of a paedophile
I heard that ad hominem is the best way to win internet debate.

Also what have you got against paedophiles, you damn paedophobe.

>>17462904
"I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too."

>>17462958

lol, we have 'only the word of a pedophile' that this girl even exists.

try harder.

>>17462908
>We keep posting here only because it amuses us

And you're trying to work out why people keep arguing here? Kinda answered your own question there.

I personally don't think the OP is a paedo, I'm outraged at the reaction of the /b/tards here more than the OP himself, because frankly, a lot of people are enjoying this a lot more than they should.
Did you catch the part where someone compared the life of a horribly crippled girl to a work of art? These are the same people who sit around saying "Oh, what a beautiful story, seeing something glorious in something bad like this makes me a good person", when in actuality they should be saying "This is a fucked up situation, the OP is clearly confused and needs to sort things out and this poor girl needs some real help." Instead though, these people prefer the idea of the "happy Christmas miracle" convincing themselves that the OP is a hero helps them sit back safe in the knowledge that there's a "happy ending", when in reality things aren't going to turn out well for either the OP or the poor kid.
Encouraging the OP to think he's doing a great thing by adopting this kid is just going to push him further into making the wrong decision.

>>17463068

So it is hard to get adopted, but how hard is it to adopt?

I think the OP should just go to her room and make sweet love to that poor little girl. The way he has described her to us implies that she is a very developed girl mentally and all she needs is a loving and caring father-figure.

Now that I've got the undivided attention of all the newbies, gaiafags and other moralistic and hysterical cocksuckers, I'll get to my actual point.

This is 4chan, more importantly, this is /b/. This is (or at least has been in the past) one of the few freehavens of the internet where people can truly speak their minds, be monsters, laugh at catastrophies, mock idiots, converse on whatever topics they might think up. One thing that /b/ generally can't stand for (apart from furries) is people like you. People who just have to poke their nose in everything and stroke their moralisticock and feel so superior when they exclamate how shocked they are when someone talks about raping little children or posts pictures of horribly mutilated corplses or whatever. We don't care. If you can't stand it, get the fuck out. How this relates to this particular thread? The OP has mentioned several times why he wrote the first post the way he did and that he genuinely cares for the girl. Ok, maybe it's true. Maybe he lied and he's in it just for the loliraep. In the end it doesn't matter. We keep posting here only because it amuses us and maybe, if it's all true, we might help that poor girl get some human contact in the true spirit of Christmas. But having idiots like you around and screaming how the OP is definitely a pedo and the first post and especially the pic that he uses proves it takes the spirit away from all of us. Please don't be dicks. Oh, and just in case you didn't figure it out already, that first paragraph? I wrote it just so you could masturbate over the thought that at least you're not as depraved as I am. Merry Christmas. Yours,

Anonymous

>>17463358
GF FUCKING T

for you, sir.

>>17463235
I swear, if someone posts that one more time...

>>17463473
VERY NO

>>17463473
Oh, I guess I should give you a little artist commentary.

It's not very good, but it's supposed to be you looking at her looking at the bear and the orange.

>>17463358

QFT.

it's blatantly obvious that the OP photo is what inspired this fictional story. when did /b/ become so pathetic and gullible? /sigh

>>17463473
\o/

>>17463636
Yes, because Japon hasn't drawn some image to represent any conceivable story.

>>17463636

I think you missed the part where the OP posted details of the situation no less than 50 times.

>>17463798
that makes no sense. what do written details do to prove a story is more or less fictional? fictional stories have details, no? gullible fucktard.

>>17462509 And something strange, she have no family ? Ok parents die in accident but grand-parents ? Uncle ? Cousin ? Usually people have family...

Ha, il a répondu à ca auparavant. Il a posté (c'est dans le wiki):

>I'm not really sure about that (her family). There was nobody listed as next of kin on her records, just social workers. Gossip around the workplace, passed on from those of us with friends at the hospital she spent her first two months in, is that her father was a first generation american-fjordian (specific country not mentioned, might have been sweden) only child, and his parents were dead, no information on grandparents. Her mother was a multi-generation-in japanese-american, whose family hasn't made ANY attempt to even contact them, and may have refused to answer any of the various workers' attempts at getting information/attention from them. Guess she pissed them off pretty badly by marrying whitey. Nobody even vaguely japanese looking has ever visited her since the accident, and from what I've heard, her social worker has been having no luck whatsoever with any sort of family placement...and she has a better chance of growing a new arm and legs than getting placed in a group home or foster care.

>>17463473

One of the better fanarts made yet.

>>17463358

SPOILER: everyone dies.

I agree he's confused. He's obviously infatuated with this girl. He sees her as a little broken angel that he might be able to mend with his love, affection, and later, repeated bonings.

this isnt a very realistic idea. he needs to be aware that he's looking at this situation through an emotional filter and making poor decisions because of it. nothing wrong with being nice to the girl and trying to be her friend, but he's already thinking about trying to adopt her when he hasn't even gotten to the friendship stage yet. he needs to give it time and figure out what exactly he feels and if what he's doing is really in her best interests.

>>17463358
No clever retorts to this post? I guess that means I've made my point. It's been fun guys, but I'm getting some sleep.

To the OP: I sincerely hope you make the right choice, not one clouded by the irrational and hopeful praise that's been lavished on you here. I'm confident you can remember that you're supposed to be doing what's best for her in reality, and not what sounds most like a comforting Christmas story. Best of luck to you and to her.

>>17463636
who cares if it's made up or not? it's a good story that arises moral discussion and lulz

>>17463473
>>17456001
How do I posted fanart on wiki-chan?

>>17463473
Very nice. Thank you.

>>17463984
>>he needs to be aware that he's looking at this situation through an /b/ filter and making poor decisions because of it.

ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!

obviously, you dont want to give enough info away about urself. but good evidence, would be next time you buy her a gift, take a pic of it along with a timestamp, and some b related message on a paper. also, if u got reciept to the bear/candy, that would be great to. your legendary status is a bit shaky, im afraid, so plz provide some support.

ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!
ATTN: OP READ THIS!!!

>>17464145
Woah.

>>17464101
There are pretty much only a few established camps.

1) STICK IT IN HER POOPER
2) Awwww adopt...then STICK IT IN HER POOPER
3) OMG YOU PEDOPHILE! V& HIM!
4) Adopt, if you think you can responsibly.
5) The responsible thing to do is not get further emotionally involved. Your judgement is already clouded, and you need to think this through.

Oddly enough, 4 and 5 are the most eloquent/well thought out, yet 1,2, and 3 are the most vocal.

>>17463404
there is an insane disparity between chidren that need homes, and people who are actually willing to take them in. someone else will have to find the statistics, because I am to drunk/lazy to look them up, and I won't make some random numbers up hoping to win a point, because that would only backfire, and destroy the point I'm trying to make. What I do know from talking to my various foster parents I am still in contact with, is that as few people who are actually willing to take a child in, the state screens them so hard in the hopes of keeping the children safe that many are turned away for the smallest thing. While in theory this may seem like a good idea to keep the children out of the hands of those who would exploit them, it still allows in those who would harm the children, but have clean records. If a predator wants to get a child and has a clean record, they will work the system any way they can and say what they need to to do it. For the most part the people I have met who are willing to adopt are decent, but emotionally distant folks, who have the mind set that if they are going to bring a child into their homes, they want one who is mentally, physically, and emotionally whole. It's a hard world, whether you are with your birth parents or not, and any number of things can go wrong, the best you can hope for is that there are more good people then bad, or do the really hard thing and get involved yourself.

Christmas story looks like that in /b/. What a great place :)

Thank for the answer on family (i'm the french, and this story can't happen in France... adopt is a really war against administration and you must are 30 old or more. Single people are never allow to adopt)

>>17464145

Nice.

K, I'm done archiving this thread for tonight...
looks like someone else already took over the wiki editing.

Have fun, I'll check back tomorrow.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

>>17464350

1-3: Sound and fury. Those who think he wants to rape her, or should rape her, have not been keeping up.

4-5: The best advice that will ever be found here.

>>17464365
Yeah, I know. I saw enough family services come through the hospital I worked at before I started at my current job to know how the system fails the people it's supposed to be helping. And I've had enough conversations with social workers, usually hard-working but severely overstressed people, to know that there's often nothing they can do for the truly broken children...and how it breaks their hearts. Got to the point where I stopped asking how their day had been.

Still, hearing about something and seeing it in person are two different things, and we can rarely say what we'll do until we've experienced the latter.

>>17464145
needs green eye

Wow, this is the first time anything on /b/ has made me want to cry - in a GOOD way, that is.

ATTN Archivists:

This thread has culminated into all it is going to be. Now would be a good time to hit save and go to bed.

>>17464145
make a pic with clothes on, I know this goes against most /b/ values, however the wiki @ www.wikichan.org should have a picture.

>>17465116
OP here. I honestly have no problem with a clothed version. If I had the photoshopping skills, I would've done it myself. Anonymous isn't my personal army, though, if someone feels like doing so, it's good, if not, I can manage some black censor bars or something.

>>17464145
Well, that would be the final distinguishing touch, all right. The hair is actually pretty damn close...good work there.

Hello /b/. I'm a shy and reserved girl IRL. I have my reasons why I'm like this. I'm a Manic Obessive. For the past few years, I stalked and coveted a guy that I fell in love with. I stole his cellphone and copied every single number he had, in order to call him if he didn't answer his phone. He didn't know me or knew anything about me and all the things I did behind his back. I watched his every move to see what he likes and everything. Slowly I began talking to him normally and we became best friends. We like exacly the same things, and I do everything he likes. We dated and everything was perfect. We became a couple. We have 2 years together and have him in the palm of my hand. He loves me to death; he would even die for me. I like that. I like it when he says those things, because he is mine. I covet his mere existance. I want it whole. It's mine and nobody elses. I hacked into his email account and found out he is having an affair with a girl from Virginia. I found an email from Expedia, claming he bought a ticket to Virginia. My head hurts; I vomited 4 times and I have a high fever. I'm shaking so bad right now and I don't know what to do. I want him to be all mine, he is mine. He will never leave me. I want to make sure of that when he comes out. He'll NEVER leave me.

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WAREHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGIUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE’S SACRED DOMAIN — YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>17465116

Clothed version would be great. Even just a little bra/underwear combo would work nicely.

>>17464350

4 and 5 are both good options but they mask a compromise. OP, I don't think you're a pedophile. I do think you're confused, but I think we can agree that you have some kind of maternal instincts going on. Why don't you talk to the administration, other nurses, and just say you feel bad for her? See if you can do something nice for her like the oranges and the bear, but let it be known that it's not just you and that you aren't doing anything wrong. I'm sure other people feel as bad for her as you do, and would love to "get your back" if they're too uncomfortable to do anything nice for her themselves. Then if you decide (for whatever reason) that you can't adopt her, you've just been an above-average nurse, which is certainly commendable.

I can cut-and-paste bits in Photoshop but I can't draw worth a damn. Attached is a multi-layer .psd for anyone inclined to do more work (e.g adding clothes). Warning: hueg file is huuuuuuuuueg.

>>17463020

"Anonurse, i just wanted to say that I linked your thread on numerous non-/b/-sites and forums"

Well that might explain some things...

Linked newbie fags fuck off.

Please God, don't let this be like lonelygirl15. PLEASE.

Is this the new "lol nfl stadium bombs"? I swear to god, if you get arrested and 4chan is put on the news again..

I want a crippled girlfriend now. Te-he.

>>17456471
lol he said shoes, get it SHOES rofl

Well I've been up for wayyyyyyyyyyy to long.

I'm going to catch a nap, Good luck.

Anonurse, if I have any advice to you it's this. This poor little girl is hurt in ways you can not even begin to understand. She will be messed up for the rest of her life no matter what anyone does. She will be scared, skitish and never really trust anyone, because deep down in the back of her mind will be the thought that everyone will leave her eventually. If you come on to strong and try to just be her friend she will not trust you and think of you as just another well intentioned, but ultimately, superficial well-wisher who is just acting nice to her in order to feel better about themselves. Be kind to her, but in the end, let her come to you. Be her sanctuary, a safe person that she will eventually learn to trust and care for. When she is ready to open up and accept you as someone who is important to her, it will be an intense cathartic release on both of you parts, just be there for her, and if you have to flaunt the rules in order to bring a little joy and peace into her life, then do it. If for the shortest moment you don't think you can handle being the single pillar of strength in her desolate life, then be the most professional person you can, be polite and kind, but don't let her get attached, it will be an act of betrayal to her I can imagine.

I trust in you, and the kindness your posts have shown. You have a chance most of us would shy away from, to be the lone ray of hope and light in cripple-chan life, or at the very least someone to trust and provide the protection she needs in this trying time.

lol the OP is (unknowingly?) turning /b/ into an american remake of densha otoko! - and to be frank, outside of the understandable bickering and accusations of pedophilia, its working.

if this is copypasta, you are pretty good at it. IF this is real, i bid you luck. And as quite possibly one of the few catholic /b/tards (this is assumption) i will keep you and teh loli in mind on christmas mass...

Go Irish.

wut

>>17466659
there are quite a few Cat-licks on 4chan.
It must be all the guilt we get to savor from knowing we are going to hell for coming here lol.

p.s. As tired as I am I can't sleep, I need to know what will happen next.

40 minutes in Photoshop.

This thread reminds me of this.

WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE /B/?

>>17467162
chick with the fire scar... scars are sooooo damned sexay.

>>17463020
Uh, yeah. I'd kind of prefer if you, or anyone else, wouldn't do this. (This being the linking/posting outside of /b/, I guess the wiki is ok, since it's sort of understood it's populated with 4channers anyway)

One word: Brahm.

>>17467519
I fail to see how you are messing with football.

>>17454864
Epic troll is epic.

>>17467102
Well, I'm probably going to drink some eggnog, watch survivor, work on a proposal to the staff, then catch up on some sleep. This is my night off, after all.

Sorry to hear about your insomnia. I doubt there'll be any new developments until at least tomorrow evening, so try to catch a cat-nap?

...god, I feel dirty.

>>17467664
How many people who lurk here on a regular basis have read the Anonurse's OP and not bothering to read anything else have post "pooper, lol" or "ZMOG DYE PAEDO"? Someone coming from the outside would be lost at the first post and freaked out.

>>17467162
burn victim girl because id want to try and make her happy in a long and fulfilling relationship

>>17467162
Definitely the amputee.

>>17467813
Let me explain why I think this is an excellent troll:
- absolutely no evidence or reliable whatsoever. every time op is asked for hard facts, he backs out.
- panders to your emotions. /b/ is filled with ronery guys, so a heartbreaking story would have even more impact.
- opens threads with fucking amputee loli porn.
- tries to get on the moral highground by denouncing fellow /b/tards to further his reputation as a trustful anon.

Anyone have that series of B/W strips with the quadruple-amputee loli? (No, I don't mean NEL.)

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>>17467162

the blind one, because my voice is sexier than my body

I find this story very touching and I truely hope you can help her. I'm glad to be able to follow the progrssion of this through /b/. Don't let the shitheads get to you *thumbs up* Take your time and figure yourself out anonynurse, you'll make this work.