Disregard that, i suck cocks.

GRINDHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dramu? on my /b/?

bamp for posterity.

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>>23586286
is this planet terror?

Okay fine, Anonymous will believe you for the time being. AMPU-TAN STORIES OR GTFO

My father has cancer. Pancreatic cancer, which they've caught too late to have much chance of 'curing'. He had an attack of pain so severe that it left him curled up in a fetal position on the kitchen floor in the house I grew up in, and this man, that I've never seen make so much as a sound in my life when he's been hurt, couldn't keep from screaming. He was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance against his own urgings, and within twelve hours, they had the diagnosis. I took the night off work when I heard about this, and was there when the doctor gave his results. That was two days before the last time I posted, wherein I was trying to relate the story of our trip to the zoo, on the previous friday, before the incident.

I may not be an oncologist, but I've worked with enough patients in various areas of our system to know what a late-caught pancreatic cancer diagnosis means. I suppose I shouldn't have posted at the time, should've taken some more time off before doing so, but I actually thought to myself: 'Hey, maybe it'll cheer me up a little.'. Shows just how messed up this little affair has left me, to think this about /b/, huh?

BAH!
GTFO.
I'm still pissed off from the epic Bel-Airing.

>>23586624
We're sorry for your loss, but that's life sometimes, y'know?
Everyone's gotta go, and your father is probably getting into his old age now. He's led a full life.
I just hope he gets a quiet, peaceful one.

isnt real nurse-kun

>>23586624
Anyway, after I said 'fuck this shit' and left, my life went on. I began a new juggling act, between my girl and my father, with her social worker, after the third outing, to a hockey game, actually, giving her approval to me as a 'mentor', thus ending the chaperoning. So for the past four weeks or so, I've averaged three or four afternoons a week with him and my mom (he's gotten pretty sick of us 'hovering' at this point, but she seems to need it), and two or so with her. This hasn't left a lot of time for even the wreck of a social life I had before, but while I can say 'fuck this' to you guys, saying it to them is just a bit harder.

>>23586994
type faster, or write it out beforehand

Hey, /b/. It's been a while, I know, but I thought I'd give this another shot, since things have calmed down slightly as of late in my personal life, and I did say I might be back in a month or so in my last post...which I just remembered a few days ago. I wasn't very thrilled to get accused of being an imposter of...myself, my writing style that day apparently being sub-par and 'not like the real Nurse-kun's'. Well, a friend of mine told me that he dropped in to let you know that I was having some trouble at the time that was weighing heavily, and I figured, fuck it, I might as well just tell you, though I'm not looking for attention via doing so, merely offering it as an explanation.

You can judge for yourselves then, though I can't say I'm overly inspired at this point.

(As a side note, the picture I'm posting with this is beautiful, and to whoever did it: You touched me when I saw it.)

>>23586994
But I'll tell you a story now, first, just to get the personal 'whoring' out of the way. After all, I'm quite aware of what those of you that are interested in this at all are here for.

About a week after my father's initial hospitalization, when I was at work, and somewhat distractedly playing a game of chess with her, she was quiet for a long while, until the game was nearly over, then looked up at me, and asked me what was wrong. I was somewhat surprised, and snapped out of my own thoughts, which had indeed been centered on my family's 'problem'. I'd been nearly as out of it with her as I had been on here, and she'd clearly noticed, but not said anything until then.

>>23586286
yes i touched you & i came

>>23586918
whatever happened to him?

I'm so glad you are back Nurse-kun!! I'm sorry to hear things have been rough

glad to see you back as well =)

>>23587323
I finally told her, after hesitating and thinking about it for a good minute or so, just what was happening. She listened quietly, not interrupting, as I related the details, and when I was finished, and I looked down quietly, feeling bad now that I'd layed that on her, which I certainly wouldn't do with a 'normal' girl her age, she proceeded to move her bishop, and say "Checkmate".

I couldn't help but laugh, after a few seconds. As she watched me, rubbing my eyes as I did so, I caught a hint of a smile, a grin, even, though it was as fleeting as a spring breeze. Once I'd gotten it out of my system and congratulated her on beating me, as usual, she surprised me again, by quietly saying, "Sorry.". She clarified, a moment later, that she meant about 'my dad', and then she seemed to be the one hesitating, before speaking in a bit of a rush, telling me: "...it's...hard.".

posting in a nurse-kun thread

epic loli sex will ensue

>>23587784
Whatever pain and regret I'd been feeling, both for myself and for involving her in it, magnified themselves as she said that in a near-whisper, staring down at my captured king in her hand, resting in her lap. I set the board aside and moved from my chair to sit on the edge of her bed, and tentatively put an arm around her shoulders, as she squeezed her eyes shut. I told her that I was sorry, that I shouldn't have dragged her into my own problems, my voice faltering a bit as I saw that she was fighting to hold back tears then, and dropped the chess piece to hold her hand over her eyes, as if to hide them.

Feeling like a real piece of shit, I stroked her hair, and apologized again, then thanked her for her sympathy, telling her she'd helped me feel better for it; the fact that I now felt even worse than before was no obstacle to my saying so. Then she said something that I haven't been able to forget since.

>>23588139
You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air!

You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

>>23588350
>>23588375
Oh SHI-!

>>23588350
Nice try Doppelganger! Save it for Queen Doppelpoppolus!

Hey Nurse-kun, if you put something in the e-mail feild, even just a random word, it makes the tripcode stand out a lot more and people can't spoof it like that

>>23588139
Huray for tragic reality (or epic fiction.)

Posting in Nurse-kun thread

>>23588437
>>23588350
lrn2tripfag

>>23588139
"I hate that girl in Elite Beat Agents. Real life isn't like that.". I'd known pretty much from the start that that stage in that game wasn't going to go over well, and while she didn't play it when we were together, and had said in the past that she 'didn't like it', it'd been a somewhat low-key do not want. I wasn't really sure what the right response would be, but after she lapsed into silence, I had to try something, so I eventually simply nodded slightly, and said 'No, it isn't.'. I mean, sure, the rest of the game is ridiculous as well, but this was hardly the time for a smart-assed response.

Then, after a moment more of silence, she spoke up again, voice hauntingly painful: "...people just go away. Forever.". And despite her delivery, her previous composure, as she finished the final syllable in that word, her vocie quavered, and she started crying. Not having anything to say that could fix that, I just held her, and did my best not to make things any worse.

>>23588599
Huh, didn't know that. Thanks.

o damn what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say what did she say

>>23588909
Not much else happened that night...she eventually settled down a bit, and I helped dry her eyes and cheeks, and told her, with as much sincerity and honesty as I could summon forth, that she was the most special girl I knew, and that I really did feel better now. She fell asleep a few minutes later, clutching my hand as tightly as she ever had outside of a nightmare incident, and as I sat there with her for a while longer, I have to admit...I did feel better, for all the pain the whole thing stirred up.

>>23588909
:(

Is someone archiving this for wikichan?

>>23589515
dunno

>>23589515
I'll save this regardless, and put it up if no one else does. Promise.

>>23589515
hope so. Somebody always does, so idk.

>>23589313
I made a formal application for adoption within the week. I don't know...maybe the combination of this event and her words made it clear to me that life is short, and sitting on the sidelines just gives you a good view while it passes you by. When I took her, for one of our outings, back to my family home, at her request and my mother's approval, it certainly seemed crystallized for me, as I watched her, sitting in her chair in the living room beside my father, half-asleep due to the painkillers, in his recliner, reach out and rest her little hand on top of his big, work-worn one...I can't really say with any surety.

All I can say is that I know I'm doing the right thing. And I'll see it through, no matter what it might cost me.

what the fuck is this shit?

>>23589681
murk loar

>>23589675
oh shit, I must have missed a chapter or so, I didn't know that you had taken her out of the nursing home already. Awesome dude, good for you.

>>23589675

;_;

>>23589681
murk loar

>>23589675
Anyway...not sure I have the energy to post a summary of every single outing or event that went down at the moment, but I suppose I can open up the floor for questions...and see where things go. I actually have the day off for once, so no need to dash off just yet. Hm.

lol, is dis some work of fictions?

>>23589771
No, she's still there. But I've begun the journey to try and adopt her. Thus far, her social worker hasn't raised any major flags when I spoke to her about it, though she's told me what most other people have: that it isn't going to be easy. But then, I knew that going in...

>>23589927

It's obvious she's grown more open with you, but has that extended to other people so far?

I wasn't sure this was Nurse-kun before, but the Princess Bride emails have clinched it for me. No one but Nurse-kun would have bothered.

>>23589927
Should this whole "one mans quest to adopt a loli" thing actually pan out, can we still expect updates on amputans daily progress?

Or are you just going to disappear in the sunset?

You also need to sought out her schooling and everything. Does she have to go to a special needs school? How soon can she start school again?
Edumaction is important.

>>23589675

Are you sure this is the best moment to start such a process? It certainly won't lessen your stress form your father's cancer? /b/ worries for you, Nurse-kun.

>>23590029
Who would have the patience to keep a story like this going if it wasn't is some way real and important to them? I sure as fuck wouldn't. If it was fictional we would have seen the Bel-Air finish months ago.

>>23589927
Cool. Let me start by saying congratulations on taking the really big leap and trying for adoption. With everything else in your life at the moment, that's quite a step to take. This story made me tear up a bit ;_;

Now, if it's not too irritating, can I ask a few housekeeping type questions. There's been some confusion about what is really by you and what isn't, and I'm sure that will go away gradually now that tripcodes are back. Frankly, I'm assuming you're the real deal, since everything about you sounds like it, and we'll go from there.

So the thread a month ago was a real outing and you did go to the zoo? There was a nurse-kun post a few days ago with a different tripcode that contradicted that, but it seemed very flakey. (Right, like a 7 year old would really ask to go see 300... >_>) Also, to clear up some confusion, are you the one who signed up for the Nurse-kun account on the wiki?

I realize these questions seem a little dumb in the grand scheme of things, but I think the way to look at it is that there are enough people who honestly care about this story and how it turns out that they want to see how it really ends without being led on or bel-aired.

the first nurse-kun thread i could catch ;_;
now i can die happily
keep up nurse-kun, i can assure you that you still have a lot of fans left

>>23590419
Honestly not sure. I haven't thought quite that far ahead...

Posting in an epic thread.

>>23590757
THIS!

Who are you? WTF is this? Trip codes? On my /b/

I leave for 5 minutes and look what happens

nurse-kun! omg, posting in a nurse-kun thread!

dude, you are one amazing guy, a shining light in the world if ever there was one. im sorry to hear about your father, but im sure theres not much i could say that would be of any comfort to you other than i and anyone else on /b/ who is still rational send out our deepest sympathies. keep going /b/rotha, if you were to give up, what example would the rest of the world have to follow?

peace

Inactive thread is inactive

:<

>>23591372
For fuck's sake. Quick Reply has apparently eaten my last several posts, so I'm going to try again. Bear with me.

>>23591407
4chan seems to be having MySQL failures today and isn't very reliable >_<

Epic thread

>>23591407

Sorry if it came out harsh. I just noticed some of my posts have been eaten by general post failures.

>>23590437
Thus far, she hasn't really recieved any schooling since she's been at the home...really heartening to see the system working, yeah. If it works out, I'd probably be homeschooling her until she's got the rehab down to an art, since she's made it clear she still hates the chair, and if she could walk, even with some help from me, we wouldn't be using it on our outings. Since her mental faculties are unharmed, she'd likely not need a 'special needs' school, though she's still got a long way to go in dealing with her trauma, so she probably wouldn't be the perfect boring student. It's something we'll need to face when we face it.

>>23590462
Maybe not. But I think I'd wind up in worse shape if I let her sit in that bed in that home for another six months, just to use an abstract number, without doing what I think I need to do. If I know my dad, he'd say I'm doing the right thing...he was a good one, after all...

In case you missed my earlier question:

>>23589927

It's obvious she's grown more open with you, but has that extended to other people so far?

If you hadn't missed it, then I apologize.

>>23590826
hey man.. glad you're postin.

>>23590651
Now, the biggest post that got eaten...whooo.

Not sure how to deal with having a non-serial killer copycat. Not that I'm a serial killer with serial killer copycats. ...ahem.

Yes, the thread a month ago was real, and we really went to the zoo. No, any posts between then and today weren't me. 300? Really? Christ.

Ah, the wiki. Yes, that was me. But I realized after a few posts that it was pretty dumb to post there with my ip hanging out, proxy or otherwise, particularly since I'm not very good with them. So I stopped using it. Unfortunately, between then and now, I've forgotten the password for the account, as it wasn't one of my 'usual' ones. So I can't access it, and barring some haxxoring, nobody else can either, so I can honestly say we've seen the last of Nurse-kun on the wiki. Sorry?

thank you nurse-kun, you have inspired me to gain 300 pounds and start having rough anal sex with every man i meet.

>>23591857

Sysop can't do anything? Considering he takes the time to edit it all into a protected article on the main page, I think he'd be glad to work something out.

>>23591857
Hey, no problems about the wiki account. Some people were just wondering if that was a way to contact you or not.

And yeah, the "other-nurse-kun" vetoed 300 and went to see The Last Mimzy instead if that makes you feel better in a vaugely creepy imaginary way. -_-

dammit, i wanna go to bed, but i wanna read nurse-kuns posts! wikichan is down isnt it? so can anyone save this page and give me a location to get it tomorrow?

much obliged

>>23592073
...hm. Well, the ads for that have creeped ME out more than 300 did. But I suppose it's a point in my doppleganger's favour.

>>23591768
God DAMN IT. That makes TWO responses to this that have been eaten so far. Long ones, too. Fuck. I'm going to write this out in notepad, then I'll post it in a bit.

>>23592120
seems up to me.

>>23591768
Not much has changed with regard to the rest of the staff, the resident shrinkette, her rehab nurses. She's started seeing a specialist in childhood psychiatric trauma at the children's hospital once a week, but she's still distant and reserved with her, too. The rest of the residents/patients and her rehab peers have been generally avoided as usual, but not fought with, so that's something...though a small stuffed lion was thrown at the head of an obnoxious brat at the zoo, who ran wailing to her parents, who had little sympathy once they heard what she'd said out of their earshot. The lion was retrieved and dusted off, and no blood was spilled...this time.

The incident with my dad...I think he was too out of it to really acknowledge it, or likely even remember it, but my mom saw it from the kitchen, along with me. We didn't mention that we'd seen it to her, didn't want to embarass her or something...but I'm pretty sure my mom was really touched by me...as was I, of course. While we were there, she was on the best behaviour I've seen thus far, and while not really friendly as such, as not-unfriendly as I've seen her, too. So that was nice...

>>23592690
Finally...oh, yeah, I heard about the wiki going down...my old link doesn't seem to work anymore. Anyone have a new one for me?

>>23592801
http://wikichan.org/index.php/Story:DamagedGoods

http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Damaged_Goods should work

>>23592959
This one is correct

>>23592959
Thanks.

posting in a nurse-kun thread

sorry to hear about your father. good luck with the adoption.

What the fuck is wrong with you, I mean, sure I'm a /b/tard and loli rape is awesome... in fiction. This shit isn't funny though.

in before gb2gaia

>>23593462

gb2gaia

>>23593237
Geez, there are a ton of pictures missing. Hm. Let me correct that...

>>23593462
Just leave the interbutts forever faggot.

>>23593500
well played anonymous

>>23593462
get out

>>23593548

the only thing missing now is the blessings of the patron saint matyr of /b/, w.t snacks.

>>23593462

Lurk moar.

>>23593610

This is not Nurse-kun.
We know this, because the wiki is NOT down, and his story has been updated since your last imposter attempt.

Here:
http://wikichan.org/index.php/Damaged_Goods

Due to this evidence, we know that you are not Nurse-kun, and that this is only a troll. If only you had bothered to lurk, and research the subject of your troll attempt. Your failure is an insult to the art of trolling.

It is also worth noting that I took a screenshot of the last legitimate thread, and Nurse-kun's tripcode was different from this thread's "nurse-kun."

>>23593708

Wow. THis one almost made me shead a tear...Got I feel like a faggot.

>>23593760
we still need the blessings of w.t. snacks.

>>23593462
This shit also isn't lolirape. It's some wacky real life drama story that just happens to be between a grown man and an unfortunate but bright girl who is missing her family and some limbs.

Though /b/ is anxiously waiting for Nurse-kun to go Nobokov on her.

>>23593760

i used to go here for wikichan...

http://www.vetari.com/wiki/index.php?title=Story:DamagedGoods

and this IS down

>>23593789

shitsuxx

eat my e-mail field

i put on my wizard robe and hat and summon W.T. SNACKS.

go down!

>>23593884

>>23593760
Nice going Sherlock, but we already adressed that here >>23590651 and here >>23591857

Just because someone uses a tripcode doesn't make them legit. The two nurse-kuns could fight it out if they really wanted, or we could just go with the one who makes the most sense which would be the one in this thread here

>>23593943

>>23593860
less nabokov and more humbert humbert

Nurse-kun is a meme.

And lo did Nurse-kun the messenger of Ampu-tan descend upon /b/ once again. And thereupon he saw that Anonymous had taken to worshipping false idols, and no longer believed in the true way of the Lord Ampu-tan who had led them out of depravity and back into something like human emotion. And Nurse-kun did grow angry, and shouted to Anonymous: "Behold! You skeptics, who did not believe in the word of Ampu-tan! The true Nurse-kun now returns. Are you queers still on Namek?" And Nurse-kun did smash all false Nurse-kuns and proclaim the highest loli truth of Ampu-tan. As one, /b/ cried out that they did want.

>>23594023

It can also be determined that this thread is not the real Nurse-kun due to the sheer stupidity of this troll's script. Read what he says Amputee-tan says...it does not seem like anything a real person, of any age or background, would say in a real situation. It seems like a scene from a movie. The whole situation here seems like cliche stuff from a movie. (family problems boo hoo, cancer, "what's wrong?" etc.)

>>23594025
I compared Nurse-kun to Nobokov just because of the fact that he's the author, in a sense. But a Humbert is fine too.

i'm not stroking your e-penis faggot

>>23594090

>>23594072

Flawless victory.

ah yes tonight is time for midnight snacks.
long live radio free snacks!

............................................................................................

>>23594100
I'm going to be rude and tell you to fucking stuff it for now. This is the internet, only time will tell what's what, so chill for a bit and enjoy the thread

>>23594175

>>23594100
I think it all sounds scripted too.

That's how I know it's real.

i'm sorta iffy about this one. the quick change to decide to adopt, the EBA thing.

i don't know. but definitely a maybe. previous ones have been definite no.

>>23594326

dammit snacks where are you, we need you to bless this sacred union!

I wish I could help these two in real life.

only St Snacks can help them now

Old copypasta is old.

Seriously. Like at least months old. You all fucking fail and need to fucking lurk more.

Is Nurse-kun still here? First time I caught a thread live. Guess I've been haunted by bad timing, since I lurk well damn enough.

You're a good man, and I wish you two all the best. There's much more I'd like to say and ask, but this would make it tl;dr. Just know you have yet another Anon's full support. Keep up the good work. Were Anon religious, he'd say you surely had earned your place in Heaven.

bump for amputee win

BAMP

Holy shit, this just clicked

Are you that dude who works in a ward with some blonde loli with no legs, and you gave her a teddy? I remember reading that shit ages ago. Didn't realise the story was being carried on.

haven't had a chance to read the thread yet, but in some previous threads i've been concerned about the level of detail you've used, especially with relative locations. be careful! the last thing you need is some asshole realizing where you live.

>>23594436

This thread has dramatic changes that definetly go along with what happened a month ago.

The thread from a few days ago is a bit more like the older leisurely ones.

Both have things that ring false in them, but that's how life works sometimes. Either could be fake, or both could be. Best to just take each as they come for the moment and see what comes of it.

I read this post and said "who the fuck is nurse kun?" then I clicked on it, scanned down and saw that there where no boobs and decided I don't care. Tits or gtfo.

UNTIL ONE DAY WHEN THIS ORPHAN MET HIS COUSIN
AND THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH
THAT THIS GROUP MUST SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY
THAT'S THE WAY WE ALL BECAME THE KAEDE BUNCH

>>23594846
Well, I'm working on it. I mean, there's only so much I can do?

>>23594820
Um, yes, that's me...I guess. She's missing an arm and an eye, too.

>>23594953

>>23595228

This pic has a paper crane in it.

GITS reference or Nurse-kun reference?

Poating in Nurts-kown thred. Lawls.

Carry on.

I expect that someone is archiving this?

>>23595713
Ah, wtf... I'm saving it this far anyway.

I cant trust you fags to get it right...

OMG finally a Nurse-kun thread.
I've read about 3/4 through the wikichan entry and i must say you rock.

This story is one of the few that stirred some emotion in me...

>>23594820
Go read http://wikichan.org/index.php?=Damaged_Goods

I'mma start archiving this shizzle and I'll ask Wikisysop if he can do anything about your unavailable account situation. I know you might think that using a proxy would be difficult, but the Firefox/Foxyproxy/Vidalia/Privoxy combo is easy to set up and pretty much untraceable.

>>23594966
Lurk the fuck moar.

>>23595290

>>23595713
I dont think anyone is.

Do it on wikichan

>>23595934

>>23596033

>>23596189

>>23596286

I just looked through all the nurse-kun threads posted so far. Every one of them since the third one starts with the words "Hey, /b/." punctuated just like that, except for one that leaves off the comma. The thread from a month ago follows this pattern, as does this thread.

The only thread that doesn't match this is the one from March 26, which starts "Hey /b/, it's Nurse-kun here." Since that's the one that's suspected as fake anyway, it's a very good bet that this one here is the genuine article instead. Incidentally this is now identifiable by tripcode so I don't have to do faggy internet detective stuff like this again. Yay on all acounts! I'm going to shut up now and never raise this subject again.

tl;dr It'z fo real yo. WELCOME BACK NURSE-KUN!! :3

All these pics make me wish I could draw...

Do you actually show her these?

>>23596448
All these pictures make me want to draw some.

Where do I send my nurse-kun/ampu-tan fanart? And where can I read a description of their appearances?

Nurse-kun, have you ever toyed with the idea of opening a donation for Amputee-chan? I'd be very willing to help this little girl which I also grew somewhat attached to through your story.

Nurse-kun! I hope you start coming around more often. You've touched my heart.

>>23596524

I seem to remember he showed her one, think it was this image:
>>23593884

>>23596448
Well, I did try to be consistent with that after the first thread or two, yeah...you get a gold star?

>>23596524
Post them in a nurse-kun thread

And read the wikichan article
>>23595919
for appearances

Holy shit, a Nurse-kun thread.

>>23596524
You post it here. Where the hell else would it go? This is an imageboard for a reason.

>>23596588
second that, in a very good way.

Wait, this is the real Nurse-kun?

HOLY FREAKING CRAP, POSTING IN A LEGENDARY THREAD!!!

This frightens me, for anonymii are showing emotion. It goes against all that is anonymous. Nurse-kun has the power to destroy /b/ in the palm of his hand.

>>23596395

>>23596448
All these pictures make me want to draw some.

Where do I send my nurse-kun/ampu-tan fanart? And where can I read a description of their appearances?

>>23596588
second that, in a very good way.

>>23596448
All these pictures make me want to draw some.

Where do I send my nurse-kun/ampu-tan fanart? And where can I read a description of their appearances?

>>23595499
Its both, Nurse-kun got the idea to show Amputan origami from that one ep of GITS. Go read the wiki.

I'm off nigras, someone else archive if it goes on. Otherwise I'll upload what I got so far on Wikichan tomorrow.

>>23596680
No one cares.

>>23596608
First, to everyone: Sorry guys, these mysql failures are horrendous. Is it always like this around here now? I don't remember it ever being this bad, aside from around GET-time.

Now, to this: Actually, it was this one. She likes metroid. And got the chozo joke, and seemed to think it was pretty funny. It's hanging on her wall alongside her bed; I said a 'friend of mine' did it, which is close enough. I'd show her others, but too much would be...odd, I'd think, and, well. Hm.

>>23596680
Nay, he brings out the however small good side, which resides within every /b/rother.

>>23596866
for further proof go check out the nostalgia thread

Anime is boring.

>>23596680

Aside from moralistic and over-emotional myspace/gaiafags that thankfully haven't been seen in these threads after the initial madness in december, the anonymii here have generally just been nice, not emo-faggots.

To keep things that way, nurse-kun should just stick to posting on /b/ from time to time. No blogs (and definitely NOT myspace), no donations, and even the wiki should be avoided. There are plenty of guys to keep the story archive updated, Nurse-kun shouldn't have to worry about that. But he's a smart guy who knows all this already.

hmmm......

>>23596923
i admit, nostalgia is a very dangerous emotion.

@Nurse-kun
I honor your cause with not fapping to loli material this night.

>>23596663

And just to second this; new fanart is always welcome in these threads. Even if she might not see it (yet), I appreciate it, anyway. And hey, that metroid pic was produced well into this little journey of ours, so it isn't as though it's impossible for her to see it either, if it seems appropriate.

FAKE NURSE-KUN IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

>>23596979
Showing affection != being emo-fag or gaya-whore

>>23597000
If new fan art is added by posting it in threads, why are you posting these?

>>23597015
Asshole poster is ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

>>23597135
gtfo.

>>23596979
seconded.

>>23596834
if this post comes through: is your dad then gonna bite the dust, or does he have any healing chances still?

>>23597167
No U GTFO!

I considered it, but ruled it out after brief consideration. First, there's the anonymity issue. Second, I've never gone begging to strangers for money before, and I'd rather not now. And third, whenever someone DOES go begging to strangers, human nature prompts others to try and wreck that shit. Besides, I'd hardly want moot or snacks to come after me for diverting revenue away from 4chan.

But thanks for the thought, that much is appreciated and accepted.

>>23597156
Because a lot of it got temporarily lost when wiki chan crashed, and because some people haven't seen it before

I noticed that these older pictures were missing from the wiki, so I thought I'd offer them from my own folder. It's no big thing.

I wonder. If Ampu-tan found out about how famous she is, would she despise nurse-kun for talking about it on the internet like he does? I think so. But I still am interested in seeing what happens.

>>23597135

I know the difference between emotional and attention-seeking faggot. I did say that the latter haven't been around these threads for months. The people who've been posting in these have the nice balance between level-headedness and letting Nurse-kun know that they support his cause and hope things turn out for the best. Even the fan art has been on a pretty decent level. Unlike the dreck that was made way back when.

>>23597298
Someday when she is older she might stumble upon a nurse-kun link on the internet, but it is highly unlikely. Nurse-kun probably won't be that popular by the time she's old enough to browse places of the internet where you'd find nurse-kun links.

nurse-kun: i heard someone in a previous thread mention that amputees need to do special exercises to maintain muscle tone. if you do not already, i'd suggest you start working out, so that if you do adopt her, you can exercise together and she won't feel like as much of a burden.

>>23597222
Yeah the anonymous issue, i was giving that a lot of thought and frankly i have no idea how one could anonymously help you. The thought of donating just came to mind because like you mentioned a couple of times that taking further care of her (when you finally do get to adopt her *hope*) it will cost you an assload of money. And even if here parents left here some money it will not suffice endlessly... Just my 2 cents.

On another note: I've been searching through the archived threads. Either I'm blind or you really never mentioned her birthday. That coming up soon? Plans?

>>23597177
The odds are.....slim. He's scheduled to go in for a surgical attempt at a whipple procedure soon, but the feeling I got from the doctors, though they wouldn't say it out loud, is that the odds aren't looking good...I'm afraid that palliative care may be the only real viable option at this point, as much as I may not want it to be the truth.

>>23597222
For reference, it's impossible to donate to 4chan anyway. As it says around here somewhere, there's no service they could use that would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Glad you're back, Nurse-kun. And like I said, Vidalia/Privoxy is really easy to use if you're looking for a proxy - it's Tor made easy and it's about as safe as you're ever going to be when it comes to net anonymity.

>>23597379
Her birthday's in the summer, so not just yet. Though I do intend to make sure it gets done right, rather than the abominations that pass for one in the nursing home.

>>23597272
the more sleazy, the better. we have a reputation to defend. and if ampu-tan gets old enuff, she can regularly camwhore where.

>>23597272
the more sleazy, the better. we have a reputation to defend. and if ampu-tan gets old enuff, she can regularly camwhore here.

Good luck, Nurse-kun. Hope the adoption thing isn't overly hard.

Well I have to go to bed ... good luck with everything Nurse-kun, and you fuckers had better archive the rest of this thread kthx

>>23597360
Well, I'd certainly hope not. I have the advantage of not being an amusing fat kid with a golf ball retriever and a camcorder.

>>23597446
Glad to hear that. Actually a very special birthday since it's a second first birthday (yet somewhat a crappy one) having survived a car crash / fire and all.

>>23597558
No worries, anonymous is here to constantly save the thread contents for archiving purpose.

>>23597519
>>23597558
Thanks.

>>23597571
Heh...Star Wars kid...

Anyway, Nurse-kun, I haven't posted in one of these threads before, but I'd just like to say that you're a huge inspiration and a breath of fresh air here on /b/. Best of luck with everything. You've got lots of anonymii here rooting for you.

ganbatte nursu-kun ^.^

>>23597571
you still have the duty to expose her to all that fan-art when she is old enough, though... at least this is what I think you owe anonymous.

hey nurse-kun, is ampu-tan into Dragonforce?

HOLY SHIT, FUCKING NURSE-KUN THREAD!

Ahem.

I just wanted to say that you, Nurse-kun, are my hero. although from the sounds of the first trip, it sounds like you live nearby o.o

Do you,by chance, live in the fp area of spfld?

>>23597593
Right...I mean, I'd certainly think it's a big consideration. Actually, I was in /co/ earlier, and I saw one of the constant Ben10 threads (a show I haven't seen myself, but I have been in /co/, so hey), which was filled with pictures of the female character at a waterslide park. And it hit me like a ton of bricks (that may have been shat).

I'm glad, in a way, that it's still a way off, and I don't really have to think about it that much right now, though I'll have to before it's a week away.

>>23597832

Speaking of that, nurse-kun, do you think she will ever see (at least the clothed half) her fanart?

>>23597832
How would he explain all the fan art? See >>23597298

The thing that gets me most about the fan art is that, to my knowledge (and I've seen almost all the threads) nobody has explicitly 34'd this yet. I mean, I know that ITT /b/ shows what little remains of their atrophied hearts and is generally nice, but still, some things are just immutable laws...

>>23597892
we already had that some time ago. she is into classical music, as established in a previous thread.

Yes! My first Nurse-kun thread...

>>23597571
At this point you're only popular in chan circles. For perspective, the guy who made the "hello to my future girlfriend" webpage when the internets was new has gone from his former spotlight to only a wikipedia page and a few hits on his myspace. Incidentally he ended up gay, but that's neither here nor there.

Ellen Feiss, who did the Mac switch comercial, goes to college in a pretty regular way and only milked her fame for a fun spot in an independent movie before quietly moving on with her life.

My guess is that if Ampu-tan does acheive any lasting internet fame, she'll always be remembered as seven years old and still in the nursing home. Sure there might be some interest in how she turned out, but probably the chances for trouble aren't too extreme at all.

>>23597832
I...prefer not to think on that at the moment. THE FUTURE! THE FUTURE IS NOT YET WRITTEN, DAMN IT! Let her remain free from 'us' a bit longer yet...!

>>23597965
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!

>>23597969
Dragonforce is a classic heavy metal band.

Anyways, it doesn't rule out that she could learn to like other musical installments.
Whatever you do, do not let her listen to Ayreon 's Human Equation!

>>23597955
>>23597947
sometime he gotta break the story to her, as hard as it might be. though I am sure she will like being somewhat famous.

>>23597965
there is some... well, nude ampu-tan, but no nurse-kun and her fucking, IIRC.

>>23597965

You fucking disgust me.

>>23598120
I'm not saying I want it to happen. I'm just surprised that it hasn't. It's like stepping on a land mine and then having it not explode - awesome, but unexpected.

>>23598229
see
>>23598283

>>23598114
dragonforce is speed-power metal.

>>23598120
>>23598229
What in the...

WHAT HAS NURSE-KUN DONE TO /B/??

>>23597969
Actually, her tastes are pretty eclectic. She hasn't asked for any Dragonforce just yet (or other heavy metal that I know of, actually), but she has blues, rock, some bluegrass, some electronic stuff, pop...I'm not much into music myself, so I'm not much help to her there, other than ferrying her iPod back and forth between my internet connection and her ears.

>>23598353

What is this '/B/' that you speak of?

>>23598353
As mentioned before: Bring out the good in every /b/tard.

this is as close as it gets...

Nurse-kun - get into metal. Now. Then bring up Ampu-tan as a good little metalhead. This is useful on two fronts:

1) Being a classic/power metalhead renders one incapable of turning emo
2) The world needs more chicks into classic metal

TRUST ME.

tl;dr
short summary plx

>>23598197
I recall those pictures. They seemed generally 'arty' to me, I didn't find them offensive...though I don't have them on my HD, either. No offense to the artist, she just looked a bit too wasted and drawn, it was just depressing to look at...

>>23598339
It is also one the hardest (if not THE hardest) metals known to man.

Hmm I think I know the artist of the image in the first post and I also think I didn't know the reason they drew it when I first saw it.

>>23598543
pah. I vote for bringing her up with a good taste in house and techno. bestest music you can get, if you can manage to not get into cheesy crap.

>>23598391
A recent study shows that young geniuses listen more metal than classic. Something about venting stress or such. Some nice bands i could recommend Rhapsody, Luca Turilli, Blind Guardian <- especially BG

>>23598680
Haha, are you kidding? I hope so. Metal is the only progressive genre left. Maybe indie, too.

>>23598680

As long as she's not listening to the high school musical soundtrack or something.
As a substitute I found the amount of seven year olds who worship high school musical alarming ;_;

>>23598680
A little techno on the side is fine, but the meat of the music is in the metal! If the girl is into some rock/blues already, it's just a matter of gradually introducing her to bands further along the spectrum.

Get her some Def Leppard, Nurse-Kun!

im gonna be jumping on the bandwagon with fanart nurse kun, expect a little something by summer ^_^

its amazing to see something like this on /b/, after all this time it still amazes me. sorry to hear about your father and i know the futures only gonna get tougher but i wish you luck from the bottom of my heart

people: please do not drive nurse-kun out of the thread with your music-whoring

>>23598680
>>23598821
>>23598797
>>23598795
>>23598789
All of you shut up.

Let her get her own musical tastes. She plays video games and has an isolated life, so she'll end up like us in her own good time.

>>23598789
I also second the Blind Guardian. Fucking epic. However, I think the study you were recalling said that the smart kids who did listen to metal did so as an outlet of stress to deal with the social isolation inherent in being smart - by no way did MORE listen to metal than classical. The study was trying to reassure parents that listening to metal music (spawn of the devil it be) that listening to metal does not automatically mean your child is a delinquent satan-worshipper.

>>23598986
DO IT FAGGOT

>>23598680
>>23598543
>>23598176
>>23597969
Gentlemen, gentlemen! Surely she could learn to love (and create, via electronic means if advancement in prosthetics does not continue at the breakneck pace it currently is) all the genres of music! She could surely bring them together, just as she brings together glass (eyes), metal (knees), plastic (feet), mechanical gears (arm and hand), and flesh (the rest of her!)!

>>23598176
Well yeah, Human Equation might not be such a good idea cause of the car crash at the beginning (or end). But for me as an eclectic (or audiophile) Ayreon (as a project) is one of the most flexible things in progressive music i have ever heard. You should definitely give it a try, she might like it.

>>23598876
well, ask him then some moar shit...

>>23598543
>>23598680
>>23598789
>>23598795
>>23598821
Oh good lord...please don't taint the Nurse-kun thread with your genre-fanboy musings...

>>23599240
DO IT FAGGOT

>>23599081
>>23599006
>>23598974
>>23598821
>>23598797
>>23598795
>>23598789
>>23598680
>>23598572
>>23598543
>>23598391
>>23598339
>>23598176
>>23597969
>>23597892

EPIC DERAIL IS EPIC

Finally, posting in a Nurse-kun thread.

You're more or less my hero after I read through the wiki.

>>23598824
Well, that'd be awesome, of course. And thank you.

The small part of my soul that still has faith in humanity hopes to hell that this story is true, because it would be perhaps one of the kindest things a human being can do for another human being.

>>23599006
Has it ever struck you that you may be bringing up what in time is to become a fearsome mecha-loli?

Back to nurse-kun, guys. Stop fagging it up.

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGNO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGv

>>23599006
Ever heard of Jason Becker? While he still had the use of his limbs he was a speed guitar virtuoso. Then he turned out to have Lou Gehrig's disease (amyotrophic lateral sclerosis) and now he can't do much but move his eyes. He still composes music using some fancy software that tracks eye motions and stuff. By comparison, our loli is at a massive advantage.

>>23599006
how far advanced are prosthetic hands and arms then by now and what will she be able to do with them?

and this story reminds me of a movie I saw sometime, where a dj got his hands amputated and had them programmed to play his keyboard... must.look.for.it.on.imdb.

Nurse-kun, isn't bringing her up going to be very expensive? How are you going to get the money?

>>23599336
Only in my wildest dreams (wherein we fight crime and team up with Rally and Minny May).

If this is legit, then someone on the wiki is going to have some explaining to do about the treatment of Chap. 17.

this shit is still alive?

Godspeed, Nurse-kun. Godspeed.

>>23599331
>>23599268
I'm really not that special...if I can do this, I like to think any of you guys have the potential to as well. But thanks, again.

Well as much as i would like to follow the rest of this read (however downhill it might go at the moment) I really have to get some sleep.

Nurse-kun, I'd also like to commend you on your work, you inspire me to do greater things then just sit around and play games. I hope you don't let yourself be beat by the momentary down-arc of the roller coaster ride, there is always an up. Until the next time you post.

>>23599504
What is there to explain? He seemed fake at the time. I'm sure you're not always right all the time.

>>23599618
Actually, you're a fat faggot who needs to GTFO. We seriously don't give a fuck you shit head.

>>23599618

No really, you are.

>>23599678
God...fuck you, seriously.

Nurse-kun, you're a cool cat. Ignore the trolls.

>>23599678
You're jealous.

>>23599743
is Nurse-kun

gb2/gaia fag

>>23597965
There is a connundrum here... rule 34 has no exceptions... yet Amputee-chan is exempt... DIVIDED BY ZERO OH SH-

>>23588909
poor li'l guy!

>>23599278
one thing, was she white or asian? i remember hearing she was japanese but all the fanart depicts her blonde hair blue eye

>>23599782
fat

>>23599792
I think you need to read through the past 19 chapters of this series. You're the one who should go back to Gaia if you think /b/ is all about hatred and making fun of people.

/b/ is not just a personal army website. /b/ is RANDOM. There are NO RULES. Nurse-kun has supplied us with a story unlike anything else ever posted here. Shape up and appreciate it, kid.

>>23599860
"Exception that proves the rule."

>>23599678
NO U.

>>23599618
Most people probably could, depending on the circumstances. However, a large part of being a hero is being in the right place at the right time, so enjoy your praise while you have it. I'd say that if I were in your situation I'd have done the same thing, but I'm not and so I can't, and you get to be the special one.

>>23599880
IIRC, Japanese mother, Scandinavian father.

>>23599898
If randomness can hold the lowest of the low, can it not also hold the highest of the high (which would not be me)? I mean, this isn't /e/vil or /a/ssholes or something, guys. (Not that I'm saying such things have no place here either, of course.)

how the fuck did i ge to livejournal

>>23599898
lurk more

>>23600223
I've been here since 2003. YOU lurk more, fag.

age, for God's sakes AGE

>>23599996
is that genetically possible? less the mom had blonde hair green eyes gene not present in a pure japanese the brunette brown eye gene would win out

The wiki seems really confused about this right now. Nurse-kun, was Chapter 17 or 18 your last real post?

Why the fuck are there so many god damned "Dear /b/..." or... "he;lp me /b/!" threads lately?

Gtfo you stupid gaia and myspace faggots. We're not your friends. We don't have friends. If you're asking or trying to talk to us, we'll fucking snipe you with shit. You stand up and make a target of yourself you'll get hit in the face with shit and you fucking deserve it for being so pretentious as to assume just because you clicked /b/ or you know some of the memes we're somehow friends. We aren't friends. We don't even know you. We don't even LIKE you. We hate you, and everyone else. Just because you can post on /b/ doesn't mean you're special. Any retard on the fucking internet can type in 4chan.org in the adress bar and click their mouse twice to reach /b/. It's not hard. Does that mean we should automatically go out of our way to he;lp you? No. It means that for 10 bux, we'll fucking rape you in the ass using chip dip for lube and post pictures on the internet and laugh when you commit suicide out of humiliation. Yes, we're horrible people. We're not friendly, and we don't care about you. When we tell you to kill yourself, we're not saying it to be funny, we're not saying it to be cool; we're saying it because we want you to die.

We aren't internet tough guys either. We don't give a shit about who your e-enemies are, and we don't give a shit about going out of our way to bother someone else just because you're butthurt about what they said. If we decide to raid someone, it's because watching they're so sheltered that watching them suffer will be hilarious. We don't care about their political affiliations. The weak are targets.

Stop asking us for advice. We don't give a shit.

Nurse-kun, I know you get tons of love letters/offers of dick-sucking/etc.

Just tossing another on the pile. You're a good man, sir, and even though I am a pretty tough lady I cried at some of the old threads. Best of luck to you, and I hope someday all this good karma makes its way back to you.

>>23599880
Her father was a first-generation Scandanavian-American, full-out blonde hair and, actually, blue eyes, pale (but tannable) skin, tall stature, etc. Her mother was fourth or fifth-generation Japanese-American. Seems the dice rolled such that she got much of his colouring, with a mix of their facial traits and such. It's an interesting combination, I can't really describe it that well, not being an artist, but she's got a roughly even blend of caucasian and japanese features, small but not puggish button nose, good cheekbones, eyes are somewhere in-betweenish, strong but not pronounced chin, etc...kind of a cross between a really cute japanese girl and a really cute nordic-type girl. And I think she's very cute, though I suppose that's subjective for some people. And yes, her eyes are green, and her hair is an ashy blonde...it's not barbie or raincoat yellow, but it is blonde.

I'm not a geneticist, but I know I've seen pictures of other half-japanese people that turned out natural blonde and blue/green eyed before, so I hardly think it's THAT bizarre.

Ahem.

Sup, Nurse-kun.

>>23600355
Chapter 17. Some faggot wants to disagree to try and be funny, and I'm going to block him if he does it again.

>>23600355
Whichever one is the first 'Spartacus' title on there. Wherein we went to the zoo before I said 'fuck it'. Whichever came after that and before this wasn't me.

in b4 bel-air

>>23599336
Mecha-loli FTW

>>23599678
Eat shit and die, become an hero, suck your mom's cock, GB2 /y

>>23600348
I'm not entirely sure about her whole family history. I know her mom was a fourth/fifth generation Japanese-American, I'm not sure what may have happened in either sides of her family stretching back in the 70+ years before now. I saw a picture and she looked pretty Japanese to me, (and pretty pretty, too, though I kind of feel bad saying so, still, she was), but I'm not an expert in picking up heritage through traits and such.

Posting in a nurse-kun thread.

You rock, srsly.

I remember you saying she used to play the piano and violin. I started to wonder what she could play now, as she'd likely want to stay in music, that could be played with one hand. I was thinking, perhaps a Continuum? As I'm not good with words, I'll just link to the wikipedia article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuum_%28instrument%29

I've actually seen the instrument played with one hand. Quite well at that. However, looking into it, it costs $3000-$5000.

I don't know, just thought you might find that helpful and/or interesting. Here's the official site, if the price hasn't already scared you off.

http://www.hakenaudio.com/Continuum/

>>23600507
Just chillin'. You?

>>23600499
tl;dr, she's gonna be hot.

>>23600392
Delicious copy pasta, you must eat it.

MUrK LOAR

>>23600957
>>23600982
>>23601010
>>23601031

DO IT FAGGOT

>>23600955
...when we get pictures.

Not hating, just saying without an obviously real picture the Internet will never believe you.

>>23600895
There where some other instruments mentioned in one of the previous threads. Strange that no one calls for her to sing. Nurse-kun says she has very sweet voice and in a way voice is also an instrument. I guess asking for voice samples bares no fruit?

>>23601177
Now that's just creepy. I dunno.

>>23601168
When we get pictures I'm going to find out what hospital she's staying at and tell them that this sick fuck was planing on raping her.

>>23599410
The elbow, wrist aand fingers are all pretty necessary to play the instruments she knows, or most instruments, even. I mean, wasn't Def Leppard's one-armed drummer a below-elbow amputee, even? As it stands the current generation just doesn't have the speed or dexterity to handle musical performances beyond, like, kindergarten stuff, which she was somewhat beyond already. Even with some piano pieces written specifically for a pianist with just his left hand after WWI (I think) would still require foot pedals, I think, so even there she's kind of screwed...it's not very good, as it stands. Synthesizers and electronic stuff seems like her best choices for right here and now, and she's refused to try it when I've offered to get some software on my laptop and smuggle it in for her to try out, so...

miss bonne is the bestest

>>23601235
How could you search every hospital in the United States? Would you fax all of them the picture?

>>23601235

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>23601298
Yeah, see, that's why no pictures, my respect for some of her dignity and privacy aside.

>>23601220
Creepy? People are asking for pictures, pictures from which somebody could identify her (or backtrack later in life) and you think a voice recording is creepy?!?!
Anyway, might do some good to send a demo tape to some music label (or make our own 4chan singing loli label)

I quote Nurse-kun: "Drinking and posting != good" whatever Ganbei!!!

too much pretentious, manipulative language

either 100% bullshit, or OP is creepy beyond description; some sort of emotional vampire

>>23601449
You've got to be kidding me.

>>23601177
She sings very well, the few times I've heard it...and even those were just sort of mumble-singing along to songs from EBA and a few songs on her iPod and such. Nothing really 'I'm going to sing now' dedicated, you know? Still, I thought it was lovely. But, um, I'm not thinking I'm going to post vocal samples on here. That would be a bit creepy, yeah.

>>23601449

No, you're just reading too much into things. Stop being so paranoid.

>>23600895
Huh, I'll have to look into that...though the price is a bit wince-inducing, yes.

>>23601449

I don't think I can convey this feeling with text.
It's just this massive, unrestrained urge to grab your head and pound it on the pavement until you die. It's like just when you're close to coming - that's how bad I want to hurt you. I want to murder your unborn children. I want to rape your daughter. I want to eat your wife and spit on your grave.

>>23601168
from the chapter 17 archive:

>Friend of Nurse-kun here. Actually, Nurse-kun number one really is the genuine article, and 21727722 on down is full of shit. He's been having some problems with his family recently, and isn't in good shape about it. I'm not really sure what's up. I haven't asked, but I don't think it has any relation to his job or Amputee-tan (who, by the way, is not as cute as he usually describes).

nurse-kun says in op that this guy is real. so I guess there ARE pics, but we don't get them ;_;

>>23601235
And its because of dicks like you we wont ever be able to see pics.

>>23601449
whatev. I, for one, think this is a nice diversion from all the other crap that got reposted 409549854 times already.

>>23601621


I don't think I can convey this feeling with text.
It's just this massive, unrestrained urge to grab your head and pound it on the pavement until you die. It's like just when you're close to coming - that's how bad I want to hurt you. I want to murder your unborn children. I want to rape your daughter. I want to eat your wife and spit on your grave.

>>23601621
Easier method: "I'll eradicate your whole generation" or "I'll burn your whole family tree, up and down" - Choose your destiny

Hey Nurse

Looks like half these guys haven't even lurked enough to even remember you :(

Just saying:

Thanks for being back.

I'll diagnose myself with something when I can think something up for you to heal.

>>23601621

I see you feel strongly about this.

What is the source of your faith?

>>23601449
Well, I like to think I'm not an emotional vampire, whatever the fuck that's supposed to be. I'm obviously leaving out a fair bit and using my own words to try and convey the actions and thoughts and motivations of people other than myself, and since I'm no great author, I'm likely to come off a bit sour in my 'notes' every now and then. Guess I can only say 'sorry' and try harder next time, while assuring you I don't suck quite the way you think I do?
>23601621
Whoa, dude. That's a bit much, really. We can all read into things in different ways, coloured by our own experiences and feelings and such...live and let live, man.

>>23601574
Ok it is creepy. But still, she might become a great singer.

>> (who, by the way, is not as cute as he usually describes).
> nurse-kun says in op that this guy is real.

So, maybe it's better we don't get pictures. But for one man to live a storybook drama in real life for six months, and tell the world how it happened-- I think maybe that's enough.

>>23601926
Well, I'd certainly encourage her if she felt like singing, but she isn't my performing monkey, so I don't want to push her into doing something she's uncomfortable with...

>>23601621
yummy copypasta.

>>23601645
Sorry, guys. Just the way the cookie crumbles x several thousand+ people vs a few close friends, you know?

IF U HAD UR COCK MONGLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT BE AT UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B IN JAIL 4 MONGLIN DA MONGLER WHO MONGLED U!

8======================================B

WE TRUE MONGLERS
WE MONGLE TOGETHER
WE GRIN TOGETHER
send this COCK to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get

to >9000, then your A TRUE MONGLER!

>>23602077

Your wording made me laugh. Not that it's a bad thing.

>>23602018
Like I said earlier, we're all entitled to our opinions. I haven't seen him judging any beauty competitions yet, so he's hardly an authority!

>>23602192
"who, by the way, is not as cute as he usually describes" LIES!!!

>>23601611

Yeah. I really wasn't expecting it to be that expensive. I was thinking maybe $1000 or so at most.

>>23601903
Protip: You ate delicious copypasta hook, strand, and sinker.

>>23599331
Nice? Nurse-kun isn't nice, he's a fucking pedophile. And futhermore since he won't post pics of ampu-tan, he's a greedy pedophile.

>>23602077
Well I hadn't her in mind as your "performing monkey" (god forbid) just singing in general as a further form of rehabilitation, doing something worth doing, producing something (giving a cause in life, a reason to keep on fighting, live)... not a must, just for fun.

I'm seriously considering copying the contents of the wiki, and sending them to a publisher. Good story, possibly easy money, hardly a chance of retribution. But then again, I'm a /b/-tard; I may be too lazy and uncaring for even easy money.

>>23602566
I go along with that opinion. at least he could post a picture with her face pixelated. and all surroundings blackened out.

>>23602566

Nurse-kun has said he is not a pedophile, but that amputee-tan is an exeption.

>>23602724
No, he made jokes about sticking it in her pooper because this is /b/. He's said she's cute, not that he wants to fuck her, and it's perfectly acceptable to call a loli cute.

>>23602668
I am already editing them and making a book out of it, so there ya go. of course names and whatnot will be changed.

title:"Destroyed Angel". :D

>>23602668
You couldn't get it published in the current form it's in. Plus any publisher worth anything these days does at least a cursory google search to look for plagarism/cover their ass. That being said, I've considered adapting it a little and I might a few years down the road when it's all finished with.

>>23602819
Listen to this man, he speaks the truth about Nurse-kun.

A question for Nurse-kun, if he's still here: What kind of situation are you living in? Still living with your parents, got your own place, or what? Do you think that your dad having pancreatic cancer might form a barrier to adopting the girl?

>>23602819
You're just changing words around. He repeated many times that he wants to rape her.

>>23602868
Don't.

>>23602915
I'll be waiting for your edition.

>>23602915
>>23602868

You guys'd better keep some memes in there, or at least make it obvious to those in the know that it came from 4chan.

Hey, /b/. It's been a while, I know, but I thought I'd give this another shot, since things have calmed down slightly as of late in my personal life, and I did say I might be back in a month or so in my last post...which I just remembered a few days ago. I wasn't very thrilled to get accused of being an imposter of...myself, my writing style that day apparently being sub-par and 'not like the real Nurse-kun's'. Well, a friend of mine told me that he dropped in to let you know that I was having some trouble at the time that was weighing heavily, and I figured, fuck it, I might as well just tell you, though I'm not looking for attention via doing so, merely offering it as an explanation.

You can judge for yourselves then, though I can't say I'm overly inspired at this point.

(As a side note, the picture I'm posting with this is beautiful, and to whoever did it: You touched me in the pelvis when I saw it.)

>>23602915
agreed. it makes a good plot for a women´s novel. caring lonely man befriends crippled girl and adopts her in the end. ultimate tear jerker.

>>23602999
If he's so nice and wonderful and charitable yadda yadda yadda why doesn't he take such an interest in the older patients? Why does he view them with contempt? I'll tell you why, he doesn't have an old people fetish.

>>23603064

in the end it would be disappointing, though. Like when you read the book and then they make a movie of the book...the movies are almost always disappointing.

>>23603059
You forgot your picture

>>23603064
I think it's not to bold to say that some /b/tards cried during one thread or the other.

>>23603161

Nobody likes old people. Do you like old people?

>>23603064
Holy crap, you're right...

Whoever adapts this to a book had damn well better not make it a women's novel. Whatever magic Nurse-kun's story has that has given /b/ the ability to care MUST be infused into the print edition of this story...but please, please...not a women's novel...

>>23602566
is a disgusting pedophile, that is projecting.

Is nurse-kun still here?

>>23603272
Who likes children? They're pretty much as stupid as old people. I'll tell you who likes children, pedophiles. And i'll tell you who likes old people, people with an old people fetish. Nurse-kun is a pedo no bones about it.

Nurse-kun ya could've at least said good bye.

>>23603272
I loath old people, especially my grand parents. Since my grandfather has respiratory problems and my grandmother alzheimer my life got flipped upside down. And my mom got scared so she said: "Yada yada you know the rest"

could you tell us plz which DS games you or she play?

>>23602924
I moved out when I went to college, and I've been living on my own since, about an hour, with traffic, from my parents' place. I live in an apartment. I realize I'm going to have to move to a better place if/when it happens. And I don't see why it would, as the rest of my family doesn't, and I believe they'd still support me...

>>23603677
Lurk more! EBA and Mario Cart.

>>23603523
I, for one, am a big supporter of euthanasia. once you get >65 you are almost dead and rotting anyway.

fuck it. I wouldn't go into a mosque and try to make atheists out of muslims, so I suppose I shouldn't spend too much time preaching here.

This shit makes my spider senses tingle. That is all.

>>23603161
Who said I view them with contempt? I'm just a realist, and I don't particularly enjoy cleaning up bodily waste. Pardon me for an occasional jocular tone to my words on a board with at least one 'you laugh, you lose' thread a day.

>>23603292
Personally, I'd rather nobody copied this and 'adapted' it for sale. But hey, not like anybody cares what I want, right?

>>23603213
Well, there are good ways to write things and there are shitty ways to write things.

The good way to write this would be to take most of the story structure as well as a lot of the internal struggles going on and put them in fictional characters that you can flesh out and build a world around. If you notice there aren't a ton of secondary characters right now, and it's (by nature) very episodic. Nurse-kuns personal life is largely untouched, as well as his past.

As long as you can transpose the mood, the pain, the depan black humor, and the spots of real connection, well, then you can make things up about it, fill in blank spots that arise, and take artistic liberty with it more or less. You can add it in as part of a larger work and blend some inate vital peice of it in so that /b/tards will recognize it, but it'll all still be fresh again. That's the power of fiction. Take the Crucible for example, much of that happened in some form, but it wouldn't be a great play without Arthor Miller's hand to shape it.

The shity way to do it would be to sketch it out scene for scene as a screenplay and sell it to Lifetime as a made for tv movie. *laughs*

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any thoughts or reactions? on a side note, i'm glad you seem to be back, and this thread seems legit to me.

>>23604038
Poster who said that here. If you don't want it used then it shant be, cross my heart. Just the writer in me thinking about the possibility

Nigger.

>>23604038
Well, I wouldn't say that nobody cares...but still, your story really begs to be heard. Hopefully, if someone adapts it, they do it justice.

>>23604038
I'm waiting for you to finish it so I can use a fake name and sell it for a shit load of money.

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING DUCK ONE MORE TIME...

While as far as I know she hasn't played woodwind instruments in the past, her plight in terms of music reminded me of a story I'd heard a few years back about a saxophone built for use by one hand by a music professor who suffered a stroke.
http://onehandwinds.unk.edu/

>>23604039
I'd rather have it in Studio Ghibli Anime Form, thank you.

you better post a face pic of her for us you cunt

>>23604056
Sorry, missed that. Um, yes, she exercises every day, and I'd expect that I'd do so, at least a bit, along with her, were we living together.

>>23604542
Wow, that'd be heartbreaking stuff ;_;

>>23604542
Did someone say Grave of the Fireflies?

>>23604339
real writers like me already went to the job.
start: beautiful girl gets into carcrash. meets lonely, shy ruffian, and warms his heart
middle-part: his pedophile feelings take over, and he rapes her brutally, gets into jail, but she loved it.
ending: she frees him out of prison, with her cyberntic arms, and the couple flees to south-america, to find a rare animal known as mudkipz. the girl has become a biologist in the meantime. lots of raep, adventures and hot jungle sex with aligators, cannibals, and cybernetic masturbation ensue. couple lives happily in mudkipz kingdom, and the dude goes UNNFF-UNNNFF with them from time to time, to fight his urges of raping her brutally.

end.

>>23604038
Well, the more I think about it Nurse-kun, the more you're English-language version of Densha Otoko. Compelling story, everyone cheering for you and giving you advice outside of a few asshole detractors. I mean, realistically, it'd be easy as hell to turn this into a Densha-type explosion. The original posts become an epistolary-style book, which then leads into a movie, a manga adaption if you get .jp hype and maybe even a short TV drama.

The fact is, while it's cathartic and helpful for you Nurse-kun, for a lot of /b/ it's entertainment, and it's entertainment that could transform into other mediums quite easily. I mean, I'm surprised there isn't a Nurse-kun song or flash animation yet.

>>23604654
Which would be 1:1 with the original, duh. Hence Studio Ghibli.

Didn't I just read this exact same thing in the wiki not minutes ago?

>>23604155
No, I understand. I just quoted your post because I was too lazy to quote the three(+?) people saying they were, or were considering, 'adapting' this and selling it somewhere. Hey, if someone wants to write a story based on this, whatever, go ahead. Selling it? I dunno, I'd feel somewhat less neutral or positive about that. You want to make a webcomic, or a fanfic, or whatever, that doesn't bother me. Submitting it to some 'genuine' publisher for wide release? That's when I start to feel somewhat annoyed.

I mean, I'm kind of busy with the life inside the story at the moment, and be a Nurse, not a Writer, damn it, but who knows about the future? If this makes any sense?

At your first post long time ago, you said you were Anonymous, but look at you today, a fucking tripfag, i was right all along and you are nothing but a fucking attention whore. Please start a shitty bloG "how to sexor a crippled kid" and never come back to this board again.

>>23604886
oh my god, preventing people from impersonating him, that's so fucking stupid, he should lurk moar

Hey Nurse-kun, >>23594626 here. If you're concerned about someone cashing on the story of you two, maybe add a clause that your writings are GPLed, CCed or something. Whatever you see most fitting.

>>23604886
anonymous is the one who named him, not himself. thus, so we have the truth, all he can do now is tripfag.

>>23604736
I like where this is going.

>>23604816
The profit from the book/manga/movie/anime/game/action-figures should be brought into a Nurse-Kun Fund.

Amputee-chan Franchise, i detect great profit.

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Just one face pic of her!

is the social worker aware of your current family issues? would moving to adopt her now raise any additional flags because of it?

>>23602999
Don't start the Nurse-kun's a pedo / Nurse-kun's not a pedo war again.

>>23603161
The old people are there to die, having already lived a lifetime. Amputee-chan hasn't even hit double digits yet. He's helping someone who can actually make use of it, not some geezer who's gonna kick it any minute.

>>23603253
I cried, and I'll be the first to admit it.

>>23603398
I like children (except the bratty ones, I want to drown them, and their parents for making them that way) but I'm a woman so thats to be expected. And I'm not a pedo. Also, in before tits or GTFO, not girls on teh intarbutt, etc...

>>23604886
Nurse kun uses tripfaggotry to tell his stories. How often do you see him commenting outside of his updates with the name nurse kun?

quit being a faggot.