Ya ok.

>>20480580
go for it nurse-kun. we're listening.

SPEAK! ANONYMOUS DEMANDS IT!

>>20480580
All ears, go for it buddy.

Anyway, I suppose I'll recap with last week's updates first, though I don't really feel like going into the detail I did back then, just in case it dies a quick death again.

My lawyer cousin had lunch with a friend of his that works in family law, and got his advice on someone in my/her/our situation, and the viability of guardianship in said situation. Apparently, I'd have a considerably better chance with her than I would with a healthy, well-adjusted kid, which is kind of sad in a way, suggesting 'well, nobody else wants her, you'll do, I guess' or something. Still, it's good news, for the simple fact that it suggests that it's quite possible, rather than a miracle being required. His friend even gave my cousin his card to give to me, and said he might be interested if I do pursue the matter, so I have it in my wallet right now.

OLD MAN->LITTLEGIRL RAPE = LITTLE GIRL RAPES OLD MAN/

>>20480758
I also went to her social worker, and then to the head administrator at the home, with my idea on mentoring her on my own time. Since I had the resident shrink's approval and recommendation of it being a good idea (in theory, anyway), I felt a bit more confident about doing so, and, well, did. Her social worker seemed to take me seriously, and said that she'd consider the possibility, having worked with a number of other such programs in the past, though not with someone in her/my particular situation. But she admitted that it was a somewhat unique one, so strange arrangements might be necessary. So, it was a somewhat positive 'I'll think about it' from her, anyway.

My boss (the administrator, I guess 'boss' is easier than typing out that 13 letter word every time) was a bit less welcoming of the idea, first point blank asking me if I was even sure I wanted to really suggest doing this, then when I said that I was, and offering up the shrink and social worker's varying levels of approval (pending or otherwise), she said that she'd think about it as well...and check with the facility/company's lawyers on the subject. Since I'd been thinking about this for a while, I'd asked my cousin to bring up this situation with his friend as well, and he'd said that he didn't see anything that'd condemn it, though he admitted that I'd probably have to expect being watched by a hawk by my 'own' legal-types; I'd expected this, since it only makes sense that they would, so it wasn't a big surprise. Anyway, final talley with my boss: Maybe, with a capital M. Better than no!

wtf "situation" are you talking about?

>>20481173
As for you-know-who herself, she'd had more nightmares than usual (which for her, means every night, rather than every two or three nights) since the incident with the geriatric superman. This made me somewhat angry, since she'd been a bit better before then, but it's not like I was going to do anything to him, so all I could do was be there for her. I've been printing out online instructions for origami (she now has a small army of multicolored penguins gathered around her bedside lamp), and I got her a copy of 'Cooking Mama', too, which she seems to be enjoying. Seems she used to 'he;lp out' with her parents when they'd make dinner pre-accident, so it's nice in that way...though she got a bit depressed when she told me about that at the time. It was only a temporary state of affairs, thankfully, and as I said, has been enjoying it since. (I suck at it when I try it left-handed with her, but then, I'm not much of a whiz in the kitchen in real life, either.)

>>20481370
Uh, if you're referring to the post previous yours, I was referring to my idea on spending some time with her outside of work, in sort of a 'mentoring/big brothers/adult not being paid to spend time with her and take her to the park or something' situation.

>>20481431

I hope she grows up to be our Major Motoko.

>>20480919
Who the fuck are you? Never mind just gtfo.

Don't feel bad about your last post not being noticed, you know how /b/ is.

>>20481431
There hasn't been an astounding amount happening in the week since last, with all the previous stuff I just mentioned having happened since then (except for Cooking Mama, which I got her last thursday), which may be a good thing, I suppose, in some ways. A bit of peace is hardly detrimental to recovery in general, and her nightmare/stresses factor has dwindled, to the point where she's more or less back to her 'normal' set of affairs...having one last night, after not having one on sunday, for example. Ah, well...

I did hear back from the social worker, however, yesterday. She gave her probationary approval to set up some sort of mentoring plan, pending approval from my boss, of course. I haven't managed to talk to her about it yet, but I did send her an email on the subject and the worker's approval, so hopefully things will progress on that front as well. I haven't actually spoken to the girl at the center of this rigamarole yet, because I didn't want to get her hopes up (if she would even want it to happen at all, really...) only to have them dashed later; even if I get approval for all this, I still need to ask her if she's even interested...if she isn't, well, it stops there, I suppose.

bump

>>20481890
In any case, other than all that, nothing really big has happened with her...it's been a decent, peaceful week so far, so, um, that's about it, really...open to questions as usual, but that's about all I can pry out of my own recollections for the time being. So, um, yeah.

>>20481996
Oh, that reminds me...a couple weeks ago now, I saw a picture that seemed to be her in a sorta metroid suit with what looked like...Nevada?...beside her? I think it was on oekaki, with the other pictures I posted in this thread (which are still great). Does anyone have that picture?

WTF are you jabbering about? So, you want to mentor a little girl..... why?

>>20482221
This is Nurse-kun (maybe)

LURK MORE, FAGET.

>>20481996

So, what's stopping you from adopting her at this point?

>>20482106
this?

Question: if you ever do get custody or whatever... how would you go around life with her?

Welcome back, Nurse-kun.

>>20482106
Anonymous delivers.

>>20482221

GO THE FUCK BACK TO GAIA YOU 19M GET FAGET DICK SUCKER

>>20482221

see: http://wikichan.org/wiki/Damaged_Goods

If you don't know who nurse-kun is... you need to lurk more

>>20482393
fail, you got beat to it

>>20482393
>>20482377

That is ridiculously awesome.
it is made of fukken and saved.

>>20482397
>>20482271

FILTERED WORD IS FIIIIIIILTERED

>>20482321
The System, which was set up to protect the kids nobody else was caring about, in the wake of charity-run institutions that couldn't keep up with a population boom, increasing urbanization, and an increased set of protections for children from dying in factories and chimneys and such.

Sometimes, it has to hurt you to show it cares, you know.

>>20482321
Dude, adoption is a HUGE undertaking. Even if he does get the okay from everybody, he's still gotta figure out if it's even feasible or desirable. Raising a crippled and emotionally distraught kid would require a ton of sacrifices.

>>20482600

No good deed goes unpunished, even if they're just preventing it, huh.

Well all love you nurse-kun, do your best. We all support you and will suck your cock if you dress her as suisekei and then post pics.

>>20482527
SLOW 4CHAN IS SLOOOOOOOOW

>>20482377
>>20482393
Awesome. Thanks, both of you, I really hadn't expected such a fast response, let alone two of them.

And to answer the question in the first of the two posts...well, if it does happen, things in my life will change...almost completely, I'd imagine. I mean, I'd probably have to find a bigger place to live that's close to the various facilities she needs; I'd need to quit my job to take care of her full time; I'd need the he;lp of my family more than I do now, though I'm not estranged from them or anything, just, you know, a grownup. Dating prospects would probably be pretty rocky for a while at least, though I'm not a total lothario as it is, really. I could go on, but...well, it'd be a sea change. I have a feeling it might be worth it all, though, but I suppose I can't know that till I live it.

>>20482663

Oh, God, yes.

>>20482788
>>20482663
Seconded. No, Thirded.

http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/Snippets.mp3

Hi nurse kun

>>20482663
Well, to be fair, she does have the Boku hair at the moment, and seems more comfortable with stabbiness than a watering can right now...um, no promises.

>>20482738
Have you ever thought of having your family adopt her, if it gets to that point, and you just be her nurse(-kun)? It may be easier legally and whatnot.

Let ME tell you about my day. no copypasta. I'd give you some if you like...

So I was walking down the street whn this woman start walking towards me.Shes HOT. She says to go to that cafe. I was like "sure". She took me to the bathroom. She then had us both go into a stall. She then asked if I liked her boobs. I replied with "yeah!". she then removed her shirt, showing her boobs in a bra. she stuck them in my face. they smalled like vanilla. she said if wanted to see them. I said yes. she removed her bra to show 2 perfect boobs with hard nipples. my dick automaticly stuck up. it was rock solid. she told me to suck her boobs. i did, she moaned. she was like OOH OOH OOH. She then removed her pants and thong. she lured me on and removed my shirt and pants. and underwear. she took my dick and sucked it. i immediately cummed because i was a hopeless virgin. it was all sicky over he face. she then SAID THAT THIS STOY WAS NOT REAL AND COPY PASTA'D IT ALL OVER 4chan's /B/.;lokijhg

>>20482950

So moe I'm about to kill myself.

How are the pictures you took coming along? A little proof would go a long way for the doubting /b/tards.

>>20480580
THE REASON WHY YOU FAILED IS BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO BRING YOUR AWESOME WHEN I WASN'T HERE!

so now...PROCEED

(btw "noko" in the email field reloads the page when to submit)

>>20483026
I considered it, but I'm not sure how well it'd work out...though I am considering that they could be helpful points in my favor as a support network, since people with such things make better candidates than people on their own, for obvious reasons.

>>20482899
/r/ amputee-chan picture as suiseiseki/souseiseki with delicious dolljoints on all but left arm.

>>20480580

Can't you just rape some other child?

>>20483105
(I was not aware of that. Putting anything in your email field strikes me as un-anonymous, though, so I try to avoid it, even if some people might consider me no longer anonymous anyway...)

How much money would you get from the government to he;lp care for her?

Oh, a nurse-kun thread. Proceed.

>>20483347
Probably enough to cover expenses, though I doubt I'd be retiring anytime soon, or buying her a pony (not that she'd have much use for one, at least at the moment...). There's also the settlement from the family/estate/whatever of the guy that hit her family's car. Anyway, we wouldn't be facing life in a cardboard box in an alleyway somewhere after a string of medical costs or something, at least...no nanahood for her.

Will you consider buttesecks with her once she is legally yours and that the vultures of administration forget about you?

>>20483570
It seems rather unlikely, old chum. I won't rule it out completely, lest I lose my /b/adge entirely, but unlikely, yes.

>>20483344
no, it doesn't show. i'm doing it now. seeing as you haven't been here much recently, i thought i'd update you because you amuse /b/ so

>>20483563
speaking of nana, have you considered getting her to dye her hair that way?

>>20482950
Souseiseki is much cooler anyway. If she weren't, we wouldn't like your stories so much.

You should buy amputan some of the GBA Final Fantasy ports, they're easy to play one handed, as I'm sure all of /b/ knows.

>>20483719
Well, thanks anyway!

>>20483891
What are you implying, sir?

>>20483740
Okay, I'll be honest: I've never actually seen Elfen Lied. I've never been much of a guro fan, even horror movies, really, which might be considered funny, I guess, considering my stint as an ER nurse working on trauma cases. Still, there it is. I did finally read through NEL, like, a month or two ago, since people kept making so many references to it, but...yeah, I don't have a particularly large Nana fetish. Does she actually die in the series? Because I've seen the screencaps of her laying there with her limbs sliced off, and that's a fair amount of blood, and...that's about the extent of my knowledge. Whole thing just seemed too depressing for me (which may also be considered funny, I guess.).

Does amputan have a TV in her room?

>>20483771
Well, I've always thought so, too. Of course, she is extremely intelligent and used to play the violin at a prodigy-type level, too, but she's too cool to be cast as Kanaria...no egg fetish, either.

>>20484195
And, uh, yes, I guess I just outed myself as a Rozen-fag (mild, I assure you) that isn't a guro/Elfen Lied fan. Some /b/tard I am. How embarassing.

>>20484111
Elfen Lied is overrated. Nana doesn't die, she lives happily ever after.

>>20483891
I suppose they would be, at that, though I haven't tried them myself..are they good ports, or PSX-level shitty ones? They are a bit before her time, so I guess they'd be new to her, too...good recommendation, anonymous.

>>20484158
No. None of the patients do, due to some regulation that's never been explained to me in a way that makes much sense, but which probably exist just as a method of control. You'd be surprised what you can get away with in a 'care' facility that you can't in a hospital room someone is only going to be living in temporarily. The only tvs are in the rec rooms and other public gathering areas (which are guaranteed never to be showing something she'd like to watch, so she's given up on trying, last I'd heard...)

>>20484111

I havent seen the whole series, but nana gets robot limbs.

also, http://benheck.com/Games/Xbox360/controls/1hand/singlehandcontroller.htm
made me think maybe a similarly modified DS could work for her?

Holy shit, a Nurse-kun thread! I've been following the story on the Wiki, but never actually saw one in progress. I just want to give my Anony-proval of what you're doing. Good job, man.

>>20484290
They're mostly good, although there were some slowdown issues in 1, 2, 4. 3, 5 , 6 are the best.

>>20484257
...seriously? Geez, I never expected that outcome, I'll admit. Maybe I do still have the requisite /b/astardlyness.

>>20484257
It isn't amazing, but it's a pretty entertaining series. The gore isn't really that bad, considering. Ending is a little lacking, but that's to be expected when the manga isn't even over yet. Though I'm kind of glad they left out diaper girl.

>>20484195
Honestly, she sounds like a really cool person. I hope that you're able to he;lp her find a happy ending to this chapter of her life.

She would enjoy the pokemon games also of course, assuming she doesn't have any already.

>>20484391
A 1-handed DS is perfectly viable if you disregard stylus useage. The package would be considerably thicker due to some reroutes, but definitely doable.
I would be proud to engineer this for Nurse-kun.

>>20484111
much of the humour of the series comes from her attempts at coming to terms with her new artificial limbs.

though she has an easier time than most quadra paraplegics due to her being able to control these artificial limbs using the power of her mind.

>>20484391
Woah. That's pretty impressive. Seems like a cool guy. Though I'm not sure how well one could reconfigure a DS, considering it's all one device, screens, speakers, hardware guts, and controller, rather than just a peripheral device...who knows, though?

I wish there was a way we could donate to amputan without revealing nurse-kun's true form.

>>20484459

Let her play 5 and 6, 6 being the best. They're very lengthy games, and very fun with a good story. Especially 6, even though the super nonlinear second half could turn off little kids.

crap, i'd be adding this to the wiki but i've got to go to work (IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING SNOWSTORM) Someone else please pick up the slack.

>>20484744
If I knew how I certainly would. The wiki needs a guide for morans like myself.

>>20484599
Huh. But then, most of her favorite games use the stylus, and most of the best games (in my experience) use it as well. Would it be 'deactivated' somehow if it were altered? And I can't ask for that, certainly not now, anyway...I'd need to discuss it with her, first, anyway, and we'd need to come up with a spare DS, in any case. But all that said, I still appreciate the thought, like I appreciate all the (positive) thoughts people offer.

>>20484620
Huh, so she's actually in the show beyond the part where she loses her limbs? When I'd heard discussions in the past, nobody ever mentioned her past that point, it was all just about Lucy, or Nyuu, or whoever the other horned girl is, so I got the impression Nana wasn't a recurring character. Learn something new all the time.

And yeah, mind/superpowered-controlled limbs would be nice, I'd imagine, considering the alternatives.

>>20484704
I know, man, I played VI (III) when I was a kid, myself. Well, older than she is now, but still a kid, all in all. Geez, I feel old now. Anyway, yeah, I'll consider them.

I finally made it to a Nurse-kun thread!
I've been sick for the past couple of days, and this has really cheered me up!

>>20484695
Well, Nurse-kun could turn Dan Kim into a middleman to ensure his identity is protected, Dan would never betray his beloved Nurse-kun.

>>20484957
I wonder if you read about the recent development of the artificial arm that made use of the original nerves rerouted to an area of the chest control it. It sounds awesome.

>>20485344
How much does it cost?

Wow, Nurse-kun! You are one of the few bright lights here nowdays. Please, keep up the updates, I love them!

As for the developement - it's nice You are getting to move up the legal-sorting-out a little bit. There's plenty of papers/decisions/commisions ahead and... well, the final decission and getting the A-chan to know about Your plans. And to decide for herself.

As for nightmares, they might be a healing process, as one Anonymous suggested several weaks ago and I wholhearthly agree with. So the intensity might be as well good for her in a cruel, but more future-perspective-brightening way.

In any case - just please keep up Your good care over A-chan. She might have a quite bright future if you care about it enough, compared to the hell she was experiencing right from the accident. And remember - you have Anonymous support. We _can_ he;lp you if there's something we would have possibility to do. Maby not irl as much as usual people, but we still have some impact on irl events. :3

<------

>>20485344
I saw that, yeah...it does look pretty awesome. We're certainly at about the point in development equivilant to the propeller plane and the jet engine, even if we aren't quite at f-16s or 747s quite yet. Still, no reason to be anything but optimistic, if with a grain of salt.

Nurse-kun.

You should find out if she likes animu or other tv shows.

She may have been following a series before her accident or something. Even if she can't have a TV, you could probably get a portable DVD player or something. the prices are lower now.


Also, show her Rozen maiden as a precursor to making her dress up as boku.

>>20485397
There will be that, of course. Sure, cutting edge prosthetics might be the porsches of the artificial limb world, but a porsche isn't exactly cheap.

And, of course, at this point, all of those cutting edge items are concept cars, too, not quite ready for the mass market, anyway.

>>20484957

Nana ends up being a major character.

Lucy cuts her limbs off, her "father" fixes her with false ones, and she ends up living with the family and Lucy. She doesn't fight again until the end of the series but you can tell at the end of it all she's living happily ever after.

That aside, I have to say I've been following this whole saga since it started, and despite the fact I'm a /b/tard, tred and true, seeing how much YOU'VE changed over the course of these months is definately interesting. You went from someone who wanted to simply stick it in a loli's pooper to someone who has actually grown to care for this girl and I think you would make a great father for her if it works out for you.

But seriously, the BUTTSEX? After chicks see what a caring guy you are, they'll be begging you for BUTTSEX. Stick to them and keep being the person that amputee-chan needs.

WOO, a nurse-kun thread, this is my 3rd!

I like Elfen Lied, I thought it was a great series, maybe not the best, but still good.

Also, if you read Nana everyday life, you should check out gunslinger girl as well. seems like your girl would definatly be a candidate for the program the girls in that are.

>>20485663
I think the initial BUTTSEX comment was just a joke.

>>20485663
He was just getting the "stick it in her pooper lawl" out of the way to make room for serious responses. That being said, there has definitely been a change in tone from "this is a girl who I see at my job" to "this is a girl who is a fundamental part of my life".

>>20485663
Seconded for the BUTTSEX part. :3

>>20485647
I've thought about it, particularly since she's fluent in the language, and seems to have been somewhat internet savvy and such. I'll bring it up to her, I suppose, I was just a bit worried about her feeling 'stereotyped' somehow, like 'hey, you're half-japanese, you must LOVE anime, right?' or something.

>>20485758
both would be terrible shows to show the girl, but good shows none the less.

the parent death/ child injury/dismemberment themes present in both might be a bit close to home for her.

>>20485663
Well, I could protest and get into the whole 'I was joking' thing, but that'd probably just prompt fifty posts or so from people quoting old posts at me or something. So I'll take your post in the spirit it was intended, and thank you...and yeah, I haven't given up all hope for future romantic relationships should the adoption go through...yet. And huh, I didn't know that she remained a main character and such, and as someone else earlier said, they use her getting used to prosthetics in the story...might have to check it out, now. Hm.

Anyway, I need to afk for 10-20 minutes or so now, hopefully the thread will still be alive when I get back.

>>20485966
Rozen probably wouldn't be an ideal choice either. "Junk" and all that.

>>20485798

I was worried at first about the BUTTSEX "joke" because he was going over details on how he could do it, and how the girl was so fucked up he could get away with it.

No worries though. I think that all of /b/ cares for her as much now as you do.

>>20486045

Well, Nana doesn't have traditional prostetics. They're more like shells shaped like arms and legs and she maipulates them with her vectors, one in each limb.

On a more serious note, I don't know if anyone has said this or not, but if you're planning on being her legal guardian, you're going to have to get any thoughts or intent of having anything other than a loving PATERNAL relationship out of your mind. It just can't happen.

I know /b/ is the only place you can come to to share all this with us, and we are grateful for it, but even assuming that you do get custody and become her legal guardian, isn't it foolish to think that the state or other authorities will be watching you and her like hawks to see how things are progressing? That's standard procedure with ALL adpotions and I can't imagine it wouldn't be excessively so with A-chan.

Sweet! Nurse-kun! I'm glad you like my fan work, I'll get to work on more. Got any requests /b/?

>>20485966
Yeah, I'm not thinking Gungslinger Girl or EL would be anime I might pick out for her. I mean, I like GG, but it's as a healthy adult male that doesn't work in intelligence, not as a little girl terribly injured with her life shattered and made a ward of the state. Y'know?

>>20485966
Yeah, I've considered that. That whole bit would be the biggest strike against compatibility with Rozen for her, I'd think.

>>20486483
Er, yes, I am aware of this. Seriously. I have a perfect track record of no molestations so far, and I'd like to keep it that way until they retire my jersey, if possible.

>>20486529
Awesome, you did (some of?) those pictures in this thread? I thought they were great, as I've said previously. Nothing springs to mind immediately, and it'd be a bit weird for me to request some sort of fanart of her, so I'll just step back and let you/others think up ideas. Loved the metroid stuff, though, whichever of them you may have done.

Well, i wasnt suggesting that SHE watch those, just nurse-kun should, as they are both excellent shows.

how about some adeptas sororitas themed damaged goods?

Bump until Nurse Kun comes back

Yeah I did this one. Original lineart to proove my truthiness! Amputee-chan would make an awesome comic heroine and I thought her perfect anti heroine would be Nevada-tan. I'll doodle somethin' with you included next time sucks

damn...filterowned

>>20486966
There totally needs to be a Nurse-kun/Amputee-chan superhero comic book.

Awesome. You truly would make a great parent.

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who had some reservations about "Is he not going to molest her" or "Is he not going to molest her while there's a chance of getting caught?"

If it's the former, bravo!

>>20486966
Well, I liked it, certainly. And I agree, if she's become some sort of underaged internet celebrity, Nevada is her perfect counter, the yin to her yang, each of them drawing in /b/ like moths to a flame. I certainly won't turn down anything you'd like to contribute! Thanks again for the initial picture, I'm glad I found it again here, since it seems I can't save pictures from their thumbnails on 4chan anymore, and only learned that afterwards, when it was gone from /i/.

>>20484257
Unlike in Dan Kim's comic

Get her all the available volumes of Berserk.

And I'm actually partially serious.

>>20487614
Yeah? I've never actually read Berserk (I don't read much manga anyway, didn't avoid, just didn't seek out, either). That's the one with the badass with the sword as big as he is, right?

Someone rapidshit this thread, or update the wiki

>>20487614

Partially good idea. The concept of a main character who's doomed but won't submit to his fate and keeps on fighting would be inspirational, but the violence would be too much to a girl her age. Maybe somewhere in the future...

>>20480580
Must have been at a time I wasn't here to see it. It had been a while since you posted, so I figured you would have tried during the time this site was dead.

It's not an important question, but how does playing Mario Kart DS work? You said she does directions, and you do buttons. Does that take a lot of coordination, or does she tell you what to do, or what? Reminded me of playing Mario Kart and switching my Wavebird's channel to my brother's so I could wreck him while I was on a straight-stretch.

>>20488151
Somehow I don't imagine that it's the type of story girls go for.

so what happens when she stumbles upon /b/?

>>20488278
BULLSHIT.

buy her a wii, you only need one hand most of the time

>>20488459
We get in the car, and hope for the best.

>>20488552
A Wii would require a TV.

>>20488261
Well, it's certainly a teamwork thing. But yeah, she takes the left side of the DS, I take the right, and we do our best. She does have priority in the braking/accelerating command structure, though she doesn't tell me when to do each and every one, but occasional outbursts of 'brakes!' or 'power slide!' (Multi-track drifting!?!) will escape her lips. Oh, and she tells me who to shell or when to banana, and such, too.

It's a lot of fun, actually, reminds me of playing the original mario kart with my brother, way back when. We may not be ready for any international tournaments yet, but we've steadily gotten better, and I see no reason that trend won't continue! (There's an idea...a Mario Kart themed picture...)

>>20488830

http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/19/the-wii-laptop/

Behold!

>>20488900

I am inspired...that should be fun.

The two of you in a kart, turtle-shelling a tank with AngryVet in it. Instead of a turtle shell, it's a juice box.

If she likes to read as you say, get her The Art Of War, the Improvised Munitions Handbook, The Zombie Survival Guide and Starship Troopers.
That's some good readin' right there. Educamational too.

>>20489094
She's smart, but she's still 7.

>>20489053
It's their double-dash item

I never use the brakes myself, even when it would be practical to do so. It's the principle of the matter, for me.

Just in case anyone else isn't doing it, I'm saving this thread up this point after I have submitted this post. I'm not going to update wiki though, at least not right now, must sleep. I'll check back tomorrow and if no 13th chapter is present, I guess my incomplete version will have to suffice.

Just to be clear, I'm not the guy who usually does the wiki-updating.

>>20488967
Heh, neat! Of course, you guys do need to remember that I am on a nurse's salary here...I could make jokes about it, but I seem to recall a line from a comic that summed it up 'I was going to go into nursing, but I figured I could make more money and be treated better as a whore'. An occasional DS game or book isn't a problem, since I don't live an extravagent lifestyle, but, well.

>>20489094
Well, everybody likes zombies. I'm not sure that we need to worry about the black helicoptors landing on the care facility's roof anytime soon, though. I'm pretty sure AngryVet wasn't part of the Super Soldier program.

NOW I AM NURSE-KUN
WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO QUESTION

>>20489485
Good on you, fellow anonymous. Your efforts are appreciated.

NEVER GIVE UP NURSE-KUN, WE LOVE YUO

>>20489581
Well, all in all, those books have some good advice and messages to give.

>>20489652
NO, I'M NURSE-KUN

AND I'M HIS FRIEND JESUS

>>20489906
True, she'll certainly need the first one when it comes time to crush her enemies and firmly establish herself, establishing that SHE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

I woke up on Valentine's Day filled with hatred and malice towards my fellow man. Because let's face it, people are fuckers.

After this thread, however, I am forced to add "except for Nurse-kun and his loli" to the end of that statement.

Have a happy V-Day with her, Nurse-kun!

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>>20489581

Hey, I suggest you give her something tomorrow, it being Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be anything extravagant, but just something cute. Not a new game or a book, but something Valentine-related. It doesn't have to be romantic (obviously) but it'd mean something to her.

Just something cute.

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>>20490343
I'm fairly sure that giving her a valentine, even an entirely age-appropriate platonic classmate/friend one, wouldn't turn out well. I am considering some candy or chocolate, though.

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I wanna see a warhammer-themed picture of her, kind of like this one.

>>20490610
DON'T DO IT, NURSE-KUN! Unless it has Ninja Turtles on it. That would be so cool.

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>>20490540
Spooky. But see my response below yours to one above yours, typed out before seeing yours.

>>20482738

You don't need to worry about dating prospects Nurse-kun, you have hot cripple loli to play with once she is adopted!!! AM I RONG!?!?!

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Spam time. Nice thread while it lasted.

>>20490712

Hey... you're a retard.

>>20490615
Lovely. Yes, I think we've all seen that at the top of the page, so if you're just going to spam for attention because nobody with a VAGINA (or even just breasts) wanted to touch you tomorrow/today, you might as well just hit random letters or something, as it'd accomplish as much, and at least put some originality into it.

need rapidshare so i can wiki it properly.

>>20490610

Yeah, chocolate's what I was going to suggest. Good every day, especially good on V-Day. Get her a range of stuff, or some of those mini-bars or minibags of M&Ms, Snickers, et al. I bet the food there must suck - getting her some candy would probably cheer her up.

>>20490610
Get her another one of those chocolate oranges

>>20480580
Have you thought about the cost of modifications you'd have to do to your place to accommodate her? That ain't gonna be cheap, you know.

Yay, Nurse-kun! First time I've actually seen one of the threads as it was going. Even if it is fake (haven't read it yet).

>>20491238
Well, I'd probably wind up moving, but yes, I've considered that. I could probably write it off on my taxes, at least, but I'd get better advice than just that before I went ahead with it.

>>20491219
Hm. I'll consider it. Might be seasonal, though.

>>20485647

Phillips now has a portable DVD player that does Divx files for about $100 at Costco.

portable DVD + Divx + DVD-R/CD-R + Intarwebs = Animu fun for Ampu-tan!

>>20491238

Also, how much time will you have to spend with her? If being a nurse in the States is anything like being a nurse here, you'll be leaving home early and coming back late.

Nurse-kun thread, woot

So Nurse-kun, when you do finally adopt her, you are gonna post her picture on /b/, right? There would be no harm in that, she would be your daughter then. DO IT.

>>20491575
Well, as I've said previously: if it goes through, I'll very likely have to quit my job to look after her full time. But people adopting kids (particularly those with serious problems) are given compensation to take care of them, along with various other sources it should be enough.

>>20491606
Well, we'll see then, won't we?

Its kind of scare to think that this might truly be 4chan's Densha Otoko.

I mean, we've had contenders before, but we gave the usual /b/ advice. But hre is a real sitatuation, and we are giving real advice, as well as most of us want things to work out.

Scary isnt it. though the wrecked loli certainly is /b/

>>20491815

That would be totally fuckawesome. I can't say that quitting a job would be a wise move, but in this case it would be worthwhile.

This is the first Nurse-kun thread I've seen.
And I'd just like to say that you've rekindled my faith in humanity. It may be somewhat pathetic, but reading your posts (on wikichan, naturally) have given me a wide range of emotions that I haven't felt in a long, long time. I just hope this is all true (even if it isn't, I'll continue to believe it is) because it really is a beautiful story. Densha Otoko has nothing on this.

Anyway, this is one Anonymous who wishes you luck in the future. I'll even go so far as to say I'll say a prayer or two.

>>20492049
Well, there's always work out there for a nurse. Always. I could be in a hospital, a clinic...only reason I'm in the 'home' is because I chose to go there, for personal reasons I don't really want to get into right now...anyway, it's not as much of a problem as it is for some sort of corporate professional or something. Besides, assuming things go well, she'll keep progressing, and eventually require less fulltime care, go back to school, etc...nothing is forever, right?

>>20492377
Hmm, care to elaborate on these personal reasons some post in the future?

>>20492377

Just be her big brother. Better than 90% of the shit you'll have to take as a medical nurse. Hell, it was bad enough being a combat medic and my friend doing his attachments for his nursing diploma is saying that it's about ten times worse for him.

Playing with triple amputee loli chan > performing debridements or catheterizations

>>20492149
Thank you. You really give me too much credit, all of you do...if I was really worthy of it all, I wouldn't even be telling anyone about any of this, or wasting my time on the internet; I'd just be doing it, and spending my time doing more to he;lp other people.

That said...thanks, again. The support I get here really does he;lp me in moments of doubt, in the face of the overwhelmingness of it all...thanks, all of you (non-dicks).

>>20492377
psyche locks have appeared

>>20492730
/b/ expects (and often gets) the worst in people. Anything on the good side is a few standard deviations above the mean.

>>20492747
lol. I have my own speculations, but I've been wrong once or twice before, so I'll wait it out.

We're all behind you Nurse-kun. I think a lot of us WOULD be your personal army, if it let you and A-chan have a happy ending.

That or I'm just a fag who's desperate to post in a Nurse-kun thread...

>>20493012
Can't it be both?

I would hope for their happiness, but things I hope for are often snatched from reality in ironic ways. ...forget I said anything.

>>20492626
Well, yes, I could happily go without inserting (or removing) another catheter for the rest of my life. But I'm afraid it's too late for me, I've been ruined for a normal life, much like a ravished girl for marriage.

>>20493167

For some reason this statement makes me think of triple amputee loli sticking it in YOUR pooper.

>>20493438
They're around here somewhere. As I've said numerous times, I'm not much of a photography person, so the roll of film is still around here in some nook or cranny. I keep forgetting about it. I'll try to do it relatively soon?