>>19816917
So she said that she'd think about it, and check the guidelines for such things, and get back to me. We've established a decent relationship so far, so hopefully she'll bear that in mind and give me a chance, rather than dismissing me out of hand according to some 'general regulations' or some such. I haven't told the head administrator of the home about it yet, since I figured I'd get the social worker's word on whether it's a go/no first, lest I create more trouble than I need to in the first place. So, I'm in for a penny, at least...

Anyway, it wasn't actually too eventful at work last night, but it seems that she had another altercation on sunday. She had been wheeled out to movie night (which she generally tries to get out of, but couldn't avoid this time, it seems; understandable, since most of the actors in said movies are dead or dying by now), and was placed in the back row, since her eyesight, even monoscopic as it is, is still better than any of her fellow residents'.

Huzzah, Nurse-kun!

Shit, is this the one-armed, de-legged 7-year-old girl again?

hey nurse-kun, what does she do all day? You've said that her family dropped off a lot of books, and the DS.. and oragami. If that is what she does now, what did she do before? If she really is a smart kid like you say, it seems a waste for her to not be getting some kind of education. =(

sooo, should i start the crapflooding now or...now?

GET A BLOG YOU GOD DAMN PEDOPHILE!

You know, this is just going to be one huge epic bel-air.

this is the one ray sunshine on 4chan

>>19816917
>>19817415
Thanks for updating us on the sittuation again, Nurse-kun~!

>>19817415
So, there she was, as the rest of them filed in slowly, playing with her DS with her headphones on, perhaps content to do so for the rest of the evening, minding her own business. Apparently, they were showing 'Above and Beyond', some movie from the 50s about the pilot of the Enola Gay. Yeah, great choice there, but pretty standard fare for that crowd, all in all. Now, that didn't seem to be the problem, necessarily, but that guy I'd mentioned her getting into that first altercation with was there, too, talking with a couple of his friends, and apparently noticing her, and sort of half-senilely getting riled up due to the combination of a movie about nuked japs and her. Being a couple of old-people-from-the-40s racists, his friends didn't do much to calm him up, more the opposite, in fact.

So after a few minutes of this, with the nurses and orderlies on hand working the evening shift, and not having been there for the previous incident or the majority of gossip about it and thus not quite picking up on the combination of agitation and glances her way, he got up and headed toward her again...

>>19817485
don't forget one-eyed, too

>>19817812
Once he got there, she finally looked up, not having noticed him approach with her headphones on and her attention on the game, as he cast a shadow over her. She tugged her headphones up and looked up at him, as he started into a rant-speech about what that night's movie was about, pearl harbor, filthy japs, his dead buddies, how they should've done more than just build camps, how they should've nuked the whole island, etc. It was around this time that the staff started really noticing the situation, though they missed whatever she said back to him (I asked her last night, and she said that she told him how her japanese relatives had been living in the country since before the war started, so they were as american as he was), but it seemed to push a button, and he snatched her DS stylus out of her hand, and shouted something else about Tojo while making a violent gesture her way...

...and she threw the opened apple juice container sitting on the table beside her (on her left, natch) right up into his face. Amazing shot, really, for someone with her depth perception problems.

>>19818180
Go Amputee-chan!
I love these threads, Nurse-kun. First time I've caught one 'live' so to speak.

>>19818180
Well, that's when all hell started breaking loose, of course, and as soon as he'd recovered somewhat he made to lunge at her, and got intercepted by the orderlies. He got escorted out, screaming about her being a slanty-eyed whore, amongst other things, and the rest of the residents were somewhat stirred up themselves by all the excitement, the most of the staff having their hands full trying to calm them up again. It was decided that it'd be for the best to wheel her back to her room rather than 'let her' stay for the movie, which she was just fine with, with one of the orderlies returning her stylus to her in the hallway on the way back, having already gotten him to the room, his partner working on calming him up. I thought it was hilarious when I heard about it in the staff room on monday night before my shift (I generally go in a bit early to catch up on what I missed the day before), threat to her safety aside, but it also dawned on me that it probably didn't get percieved entirely as one-sided with others as it did with me, particularly with her trouble relating with the staff in the past.

>>slanty-eyed whore

lol

Wow, she's getting bolder and bolder. Nice reaction there - any 7yo would rather back out rather then make a direct contact or retaliate with juice projectile. Way to go~!

As for DS - one question Nurse-kun, how does she play one? Stylus + uses one hand to push buttons/cross at the same time whike pressing the whole DS to her lap, or some other technique? I'm curious.

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED

>>19818322
Still, they do get that she's just a child, and he was, theoretically, the adult (though with the problems of diminished capacity in so many of our residents, assigning responsibility for anything is always a tricky subject) in the interaction. There's been a more stringent note placed in both their files about trying to keep some distance between them in the future, so hopefully that'll be the end of it...though her ownage of him has been a source of warm fuzzy feelings in me for a while now, as disrespectful of the 'greatest generation' it might be. Ah, well.

I met up with her when I went on shift and we discussed it amongst ourselves, with her perspective being added to the third-party observations (both of them merged in my account here), wherein she admitted that she really didn't mind missing the movie after all, since they're always so boring, to her. Then she offered me an origami racecar, and we played Mario Kart for a while (she direction-pads, I button), before she went to sleep. I did my usual thing with the other patients a few times, then got a call from her again around 4, after she'd had another nightmare...and after I helped console her and calm her up enough to fall asleep again, things were quiet...though I did feel more irritated with him (her 'opponent'), as it seems she'd had a nightmare on sunday night, too, which I wasn't there for, the stress of the incident perhaps fueling the flames...mm, I just hope it'll wear off soon. Well, that's about it, I suppose...

Nurse-kun makes me hate old people

ah, nurse-kun, this is the first time ive seen one of your posts outside of wikichan.

go you, keep postin this stuff...

>>19818684
Nursing in a nursing home usually makes Nurses hate old people, too. Though we try not to admit it, even to ourselves.

>>19818671
Oh yeah! A question: I just realized today that 4chan has a 'papercraft/origami' area, but when I checked it out earlier today, the first few pages were just papercraft. Is there any origami in there at all? I never had a reason to check it out before, thus my not really realizing it exists (I don't check out food, or weapons, either, so cut me some slack...), so I'd just gotten to thinking about some new shapes I could find for her to try, as she's gone through the book I got her, and most of the other books I've seen in stores just have more or less the same basic ones...

>>19818671

Fucking great. I hope you poison the old bastard who started up with her.

Racist fucks like that old dude should be gassed.
STOP DRAINING OUR RESOURCES YOU WRINKLY WASTES OF SKIN

>>19818740
Well, I must admit, that this guy has a lot of memories to back up his hate. Along with altzheimer, such things surface and accumulate to abnormal levels, so he snaps and propably WILL snap again. Please, keep her out of his reach for a while. ALso - please do talk to her about the incident and hear how she saw it & comment your way of seing it. It'll he;lp her get the tension out -> less tenstion => less nightmares. :3

>>19818550
Yeah, I was proud of her, but it is an unusual reaction for a kid to have...but if you think about it, well, where could she go? She can't wheel her chair around herself, with just the one arm (and her insistance of hating them and stubborn refusal to learn to use it precluding them getting her an electric one, it seems), so she can't retreat like a normal child would, and her issues with 'authority figures' and distance from most of the nurses seems to leave her unwilling or unable to go to them for he;lp...well, it's not a normal reaction, like I said, and if you wanted to be harsh about it, you could write it off as another symptom of her PTSD, the increased aggression with stress in particular. Still, I'm trying to hang onto my 'woo, abuse the elderly!' feeling, here.

As for the DS, she's still just playing stylus-control-based games...she uses her left hand to use the stylus, and her myoelectic right prosthetic arm/hand to hold it steady. She's gotten much better at doing both since before christmas, though she's still learning to do both naturally, of course, particularly as she was right-handed before the accident.

>>19818816
From my somewhat limited knowledge, there's rarely any origami posted there at all. Those folks just loooove the papercraft.
On that note though, have you considered introducing a few other crafts to her? She sounds like a bright little kid so I'm sure she'd appreciate different challenges.

what happened to your left hand?

Hi Nurse-kun
I just wanted to post to tell you how much I enjoy reading this series of events - What you're doing for this little kid is lovely - I know, you're just a guy and she's a special case, but the fact you're making all the extra effort gives me hope for the future!
...especially considering most of my local nurses are/were kid-hating assholes

>>19818974
Well yeah, I can understand his inclinations towards anti-japanese sentiment, as it was pretty universal among people his age during wartime back then...and pretty universally accepted as 'proper', too. So I'm cutting him more slack than I would, say, a neo-nazi, or a KKK member or something (lol, /b/, nigras, shoop da whoop, etc). Still, she's a *seven year old child*. Who isn't even fully Japanese, not that that should really matter at all. Moderate Dementia or no, I can't just write it off entirely. Though I'm not going to be poisoning or roughing him up, either, because a) that's the opposite of my job, and why I got into this job in the first place, and b) he wouldn't even understand why it was happening in the first place, so it'd be pointless. I've been trying not to think about it too much, since it pisses me off to do so, good feelings about her kicking ass aside.

I hope you and any children near you die. Fucking cunt.

>>19818986
Mm, I've thought about it...but I'm not a very craft-oriented person. I mean, I'd never even been in a hobby store before I bought that origami paper for her, it's just never been my thing (and I was just lucky a store at the local mall had it, rather than going across town for it). Any suggestions there, /b/? Bear in mind, her lack of depth perception combined with her one-handedness makes a lot of manual dexterity-requiring projects difficult with her, and it takes her a while even with the origami to figure out the more complex 3-d folds, holding it right up close and turning it this way and that before getting a handle on it...

>>19819175
hahaha, thanks

NURSE-KUN
You are a god among men.
<3333
I fully support you.

Have you considered buying her one of those gba>SD card carts and loading up some movies for her? You could discuss the movies.
Protip: Avoid amputation films like Kill Bill.

>>19818977
I tought similar - her reaction is somewhat in the pstd area, stressor of the sittuation still percieved as not strong enough to tackle the typical behaviour. Actually, the nightmares might be a way for her to regain and reduce the more balanced scale - as cruel as it sounds the increased frequency might be a healing sign. Poor little girl. ;_;

As for DS, that's fabulous that she's finally interacting with an object through the prostetic! She's making such progress... ;_;

wow, this threads are so full of fagg­ots and bleeding cunts it makes me puke.

I love Nurse-kun.

I almost hope this is all true, just to know there's someone out there like this.

Nurse-kun, what's the chance of getting a pic of the girl? I have to know if this is real or not.

OH SHI-! It's a Nurse-kun thread! I didn't think I'd ever see one in person.

I'd now like to take the time and tell all the flooders and fucking trolls out there to "SHUT THE HELL UP!" Why... Simple. This is the greatest thing to happen to /b/ in the last 6 months I happen to enjoy reading about his genuine intrest in helping this girl out from a life of craptastical hell. If you don't like it then you can go and read another thread. I say let Nurse-kun continue his tale of win.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

thank you for giving /b/ more aid­s than drawfags nurse pedo kun

>>19819439
wow, you're a faget

>>19819330
Hm, I never really checked them out before, as I haven't ever really needed to use my DS for such things. What's their capabilities and general costs?

(Also, thanks for the protip, saved me from an embarassing presentation of Blade!)

i cant believe the replys im reading from people that call themselves /b/tards, you are a disgrace, and probably female, GTFO

>>19819203
>>19818816
Try some of the models here http://www.origami.com/

FUCKING...
I KNEW THIS WAS COMMING...


sage

>>19819382
Well, I'm not a PTSD specialist by any means, though I've been reading up on it and discussing it with our resident shrink since mid-december or so, now. I can only do my clumsy best to try and avoid doing unintentionally hurtful things, try to do helpful ones, and hope for the best. And yeah, the first night, when I offered the use of my DS, she was really frustrated by her inability to hold it steady with her prosthetic as much as her still clumsiness with her left hand on the stylus...she's gotten a lot better with both since then, and even her hand-rehab nurse sent along a note saying it was a good idea, as she'd told her about it...it's nice to have a good idea every now and then.

>>19819598
4Chan has a soft spot for amputees for some reason. Did you see the eroge /a/ is trying to create?

>>19819444
I'm sorry, but as I've said in the past, I just can't risk a picture of her in here, for a number of reasons...amongst them, well, while I know it may be the /b/-tard way to give up pictures of naked girlfriends and sisters and MILFs and strangers and anything else that'll get them some attention, I just can't do that to her. Guess I'm just a bleeding cunt, you know?

>>19819439
>>19819523
>>19819598
>>19819175
There are, at most, 2 posters among these posts.

what angers me about these threads are not the story posts, what enervates me are the replys that show /b/ has been invaded by 12 year olds and kitchen bitches. It really brings tears to me eyes

>>19819749
You mean the ones who bother entering the thread to bitch so people can see how hard and cool they are?

I agree.

>>19819146
Check him out for altzheimer. "Moderate dementia" sounds funny for the described actions compared to patients background. Altzheimer surfaces hard written memories of highly intensive emotional fluxes from early days. Thus, his snapping about at "japanese girl" with Pearl Harbour mentioned, sound more like the altzheimer diagnosed patients I have met. And - as altzheimer also intensifies some reactions that center on the mentioned events, it modulates the perception of reality so to speak, so he actually feels closer to his memories then the curent situation. Summing up - that's not anything close to KKK/neonazis, he's propably closer to the emotional memories of his budies dying from wartime events, then natural perception of things they are now. Just clarifing, since I had been forcibly in quite the altzheimer-related subject for last several years.

Just try o act out a sign for medical staff for prolonged altzheimer-related observation. If it's positive, several medications might make the guy a little less inclined towards the past and thus - less agressive towards your one armed ball of cuteness. And keep out of poisining the bastard, lol.

>>19819614
Ah, thanks! I'll check it out.

>>19819566
http://www.linker4u.com

>>19819749
I'm a fucking hard /b/tard.
This is my weak point.
Stop bitching.

Wait a minute, WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE HERE
..
..
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Ok, I'm done

>>19819665
>>19819889
>>19819623
>>19819175
>>19817555
>>19817485
same person

also, counter-sage

>>19819816
Er, right, it's just that I can't recall his exact diagnosis, off-hand, since he's not in my wing, and I thus don't have access to his file...I just went with 'dementia' more as a layman's catch-all term for 'old person crazy' rather than going out on a limb with a specific altzheimer's declaration, since I'm not sure about it. But yes, his behaviour has struck me as being more inclined that way based on some of my other patients, was just 'playing it safe'. Of course, I'm not involved in his care, so I can't make any recommendations in that regard, and the other nurses said he's being looked over more carefully after these incidents, aside from keeping him away from her, so...not a lot I can do, really.

>>19819850
And thank you to you too.

Ahh....But the question here is "TRUTH????"

I say post a pic of Amp-chan BUT edited in photoshoop or ms paint to block faces or whatever.


WHAT SAY YOU NURSEY BOY?

if only i could punch people over the internet...

If you succeed, she will be /b/'s first child.

Things like this remind me why I haven't destroyed this planet.

>>19820124
>> then I'd punch myself for being a dumbshit
cont'd

>>19820122
BLUR THE FACE?

>>19820122
Good point.


SHOOP DA SCOOPS

>>19820064
Ah, I see. Sorry to catch You by words then, I just have a weak spot at the subject for personal reasons. Sorry again. : )

Anyways, good luck, I adore Your posts. Keep them up, ploz.

Someone document for Wikichan, now!

>>19820200
Yes my good sir

>>19820275

Already being done.

Nurse-kun chapter 12 commence.

if you call yourself a /b/tard "Nurse-kun" you will stop this threads.

Yay Nurse-Kun!! Glad you're back!

Putting a pic up here, even if it's blurred would probably be the stupidest thing you could do if you are serious about guardianship. Sure, it's /b/ and they probably won't find it; but, on the off-chance that they do, you'd have no chance.

Also, this is my first live Nurse-kun thread. Just wanted to say that you rock. Unless this is an elaborate hoax, in which case you totally rock.

>>19820343
Go start a muddy dick thread

>>19819454
yeah and the rpgfag threads go on all day

oh /b/, what has befallen you?

there are 3 people replying to this thread, well 4 now

>>19820314
Thank You kind Anonymous.

>>19820361

Shoop The Fresh PRince over her.

And blurr background

>>19820264
No need to apologize, advice was appreciated.

the only way this story gets better is if another nutjob at that place rapes the hell out of her

>>19820382
Others are too busy reading it. Also PENIS.

i always had an incredibly soft spot for small, helpless, especially broken things when i was growing up-- i still want to cry when really little kids come to my store and need to buy glasses.

you're so great to try and he;lp a damaged little girl live a more normal and fulfilling life; these threads always make my day :)

>>19820247
Ok, to this latest barrage of demands for picskthx, I'll say what I've said before: it's not going to happen, and if that somehow drives you to believe or disbelieve something, well, not much I can do about that. Besides, she's made it clear in the past that she doesn't enjoy, or want, her picture being taken, and doing so while she's asleep is a bit too much of a violation for me (haha, violation, etc etc).

Nurse-kun, if you get custody and rape the child and kill her then it gets front page cnn with a link to /b/, you will be a legend.

>>19820343
No u. (also: requesting No-U fanart of her.)

>>19820574
if you could get a pic of her sleeping with a kuma/pedopear, we'd kill moot and declare you the new fresh prince of 4chan

>>19820649
what?!

Nurse-kun, I love what you're doing and I hope you keep coming back and giving us updates

I remember one time that it was discuted about a picture of the recipe coupon of something you bought her...
well, I feel i'll be fullfilled with a pic of your DS on your desk... yep, simple as that...

Considering the fake threads that were posted after Christmas, has there been any contact at all from her relatives yet?

>>19820716
THIS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA

>>19820972
Ah, yes. I saw that on the wiki. No, there's still been nothing from them yet, appalling assholes that I consider them.

>>19820844
This one can be quite harmless I guess. So I'll second it. Just remove the exiff info and rescale/resample the pic a bit, if You'd ever decide on such thing.

why not get her play go? go is fun! or make her watch hikaru no go. that'd be awesome, she could become the next sai.

>>19821245
Well...I don't play go. And I don't know if anyone else in the home plays go, either. I suppose I could try it, though...is go appropriate for someone her age? Like, difficulty-wise? She's a damn smart kid, but I don't want to introduce something that'll annoy her one way or another.

>>19821526

The rules are simple (more checkers level than chess). Playing well is hard.

>>19821526
Go is a very simple game to play; you just take turn setting up your pieces and try to surround the other player and capture their peices or outflank them. The strategies involved can get very complex and I never really enjoyed it, but then again I had to study it for a class so I'm not in the best position to say.

FUCK GO, PLAY CHESS

POST PICS

>>19821526
even little kids play go in japan. she's a smart kid, she can easily learn from a beginner's book. It's too bad tho that she can't play even on the internet. well, give her a book or 2 and she'll be teaching you in no time.

Nurse-kun, I remember that you said that she had a Samus Aran sticker on her DS, so I suposse that she is a Metroid fan.

If that's the case then it must be really sad and frustrating for her not being able to play Metroid Prime: Hunters...

>>19821526
http://gobase.org/studying/rules/?id=0&ln=uk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_%28board_game%29

>>19821732
I thought that was Othello

http://playgo.to/interactive/
lear to play

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(board_game)
learn everything you have to on the game.

take a pic of the board game.

>>19821871
Ok, ok, we'll see. I'll think about it, all right? I was more worried about my not being able to put up a good challenge to her than her being able to get it, if you want the truth.

>>19821926
Mm, yeah...she hasn't said anything about it, but it is amongst her pile of games that don't (as far as I know) get played anymore...I haven't brought it up yet, but then, I haven't brought up her copy of Castlevania: DOS, either...playing Mario Kart together is hard enough.

Is anybody wikiing this? I don't see it on there yet.

>>19822103
You wouldn't happen to have the wifi friend code dealie for her MK:DS, would you? :0

>>19822382
It's on there, I need to update the main article to link to it.

Sup, nurse-kun, I finally get to see one of your threads.

My question is... If you can get the legal permission of being amputee-chan's tutor, how are you going tell her?

I mean, we don't know if she would be pleased by the idea.

I've been thinking. get her some pizza and see if loli haet it.. I've always been wondering about that one.

lol

>>19822714
Oh sweet Christ, win.

MECHA CRIPPLE~!

>>19822480
Well, if the mentoring thing does get the a-ok, I'll bring it up to her as what it is...a choice for her to make, whether she'd like the opportunity to get out of the facility and have some fun, do some things other than going to rehab and coming back, basically, do something other than the routine, with me. If she doesn't want to, well, that'll be that, and I'll drop it, of course...I mean, it's hardly productive to force her to do something to make her happy, right?

>>19822485
Heh, I'll consider going out for pizza on the list, if the mentoring thing goes through. Bringing food into the home from outside is a no-no, though.

>>19822485
Last spring, for 2 months straight, every Sunday at ~17, I brought my friends sister, 11yo (I was asked to take care of her during Sunday evenings for quite nice price) for something to eat downtown. She always took pizza or spaghetti napoli, even though we could have gone for almost anything with this kind of budget... After 4 times it was still her favorite choice... and I tried asking to take almost every other kind of cuisine (we once tried chinese, but she was not content).

It was a medium sized one, thin, with sliced tomatoes, mushrooms, onion, garlic and oregano. She ordered extra cheese almost every time, so every time she took a bite from the middle of the pizza, runny strings went up from the place she bite on. :3

So... it's proven that loli lieks pizza. No need to ask OP to check it out.

>>19821926
Put a Power beam on her arm, and space boots and you have the RL Samus Aran!

>>19822436
Hm, no, I don't...the home isn't wi-fi equipped, anyway, so she wouldn't be able to play with anyone from outside...besides, if she got randomly buzzed by someone she doesn't know to play, it might not go very well, you know? Sorry, mang.

>>19822714

Protip: The Nazis and Japs were on the same side...

>>19822876
NO WAI!

>>19822888
Heh, maybe next Halloween?

>>19822714
Oh god, the awesome. New desktop found. (NK here)

>>19823023
Yes, well, nobody likes Nazis. Even if she were a Japanese Imperial Rape-Squad Officer, she could still feasibly become the protagonist of a story by punching a Nazi. Of course, she'd already be the protagonist because she's awesome, but you get what I'm saying.

Crap. Forgot a tiny detail. (Slightly fixed)

>>19823023
Who fucking cares? Do I look like I care? Do you? Shut up!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES!!!

>>19817581
But it will be the greatest Bel Air ever conceived by longcat or man.

Post pix of her robot power fist arm!

ageing in epic thread (lol pun)

>>19824052
Actually, that's a decent idea to add some proof to this. If you can post a picture with her prosthetic and a /b/ post it note by it, that would legitimize this somewhat.

>>19822888
Would need more bird grandfather.

>>19824572
Well, I could always wear a metroid mask on my head.

>>19824893
>>19824572
>>19824230
>>19824180
>>19824052
i bet you cry yourself to sleep

Nurse-kun truly is an epic troll. He just shows /b/ that we're total emo faggots. Mark my words. (Though aging it for the darma.)

Wow, I made one of the threads!

A few questions:

If things go the way we are all hoping, are you planning on ever telling her you blog about her on the internet? On a related note, will you maybe show her the wiki?

Speaking of computers, she will learn to use one eventually. Not everyone knows it, but there are Dvorak keyboard layouts specifically designed to be typed on by only one hand (different ones for left and right hands). Learning to type one-handed on Qwerty is probably more useful for portability's sake, but just thought I'd mention the one-hand Dvorak layouts (as a Dvorak user myself).

Last, any chance of setting up an anonymous contact e-mail for us to message you on a more long term basis?

You rule!

>>19823526
She only has one eye, remember? Otherwise this is pretty fuckin' win. 100 interbutt to you, sir.

>>19824939
Well, one with your vast experience in the salty taste of tears shed over never knowing the touch of a woman would certainly be the one to accuse others of a similar situation.

>>19824939
I actually was weeping just now, but if you don't understand how that's different from crying, you can go eat a cock.

Why was I weeping, you didn't ask? I just finished Super Mario 64.

>>19824991
speak for yourself fag, i despise these threads more than RP ones

>>19825236
Then go back to your RP thread ~lulz

No one is making you read this ~lulz

>>19825187
She has a prosthetic orb implant and a cosmetic eye, so that's fine. She doesn't have Bikko-level scarring, so I say it's just fine, indeed.

>>19825236
you're telling me you liek winures posting their same pics and making up retarded adventures as opposed to someone with some writing ability bringing original content about a crippled loli and her mis-adventures?

TURN AROUND AND GET YOUR FAT ASS OUTTA HERE!

>>19825164
Basically, my answer for now on all of those questions is: maybe, we'll see, not sure.

And yeah, I'm sure she'll learn to use one just fine, I mean, people type one-handed all the time, as I'm sure you all know, so it's just a question of just how well she does it.

>>19825418
I'll accept it. But a badass Borg-eye would be fine too.

>>19825236
Whoopiteedoo, and your feelings make about as much difference to /b/, let alone to the world, as any other actions you take each and every day: None.

>>19825496
like i said before, i dont mind the actual story posts, what i do mind are the fagg­ot posts showing stuff like caring, apreciation, praise and using words like adore, awesome and other puke inducing remarks.

>>19825624
ok i get that, but there's always going to be alot of crap posts in an awesome thread. that doesn't make the whole project a waste of space. but it is good original content, and /b/ could always use more of it

>>19825500

Well, right. But there's a world of difference between typing one handed for short term convenience and doing it all the time. Try it sometime. I know that's a bit far in the future but it was something I could contribute.

>>19825624
Like I said before, No one is making you read this ~lols

>>19825624
Yes, because clearly (I would be using italics there if I could) these strange and terrible things will catch on in a big way in /b/, changing it into something completely unrecognizable to us forever, and turning it into what much of society would consider a positive force in the universe.

lol, psych, fag

>>19825624
If you want the story without the other posts, read the wiki article. If you want neither, read neither.

It's not that hard, man.

>>19825852
lol you scared me

>>19825916
>>19825852
>>19825821
there is no need to pretend you are more than one person, and stop bumping this thread, nobody is interested, go circlejerk in wikichan

Its a nice read, i mean Anonynurse writing is good and I do enjoy reading it. But believing is just foolish.

>>19825802
No, I wasn't trying to shoot you up, I'm just saying that, yeah, I'm sure she will learn to use one, and I was aware of one-handed keyboards, with someone having posted this picture in a previous thread. Sorry if it came off dickish.

>>19825973
Well, considering I wrote the middle post, and not the other two, I'd say it was more than one person...

...fag.

If only they would of taken Amputee-chan up as a cyborg killing machine. She seems like a proper candidate (-;

>>19826043
Not offended. I haven't been able to catch the other threads so I didn't notice. The one thing Dvorak LH does have over some weird custom board like that though, is that you can configure about any Windows machine these days to use the layout if you can touch type it, making it slightly more portable. That's all for my layout zealotry, sorry for derailing!

>>19826172
Oh, lawd. Amazing.

>one armed ball of cuteness

Damn that's a cute nickname. Dunno if she'd see the humor in it myself.

>>19820196
This picture is for you.

Also, as for gifts you could try checking certain toy stores, Mind Matters Toys has things that might work. Although one thing that could he;lp out, if I may: when you were going through her stuff to find her DS, what else did you see that you could use as a clue for future gifts and whatnot? Anything indicating a favorite animal, music type, movies, etc.? This aid Anonymous in helping you find gifts for her later.

>>19825916
Hey, WikiSysop scolded us for doing just that. We need more people here to counteract all the fagspam.

>>19826043
Oh shit. I'd used one of them regardless of my two functioning arms.

>>19826231
Well, it's not as though the girls really had very good lives post-SWA-taking-in. Hard choice, being a crippled mentally scarred orphaned little girl living in institutional care, or being a cyborgized amnesiac killing machine in an emotionally dependant slave relationship to an agent of a shadowy intelligence organization cut off from contact with the rest of the world?

Decisions, decisions...

>>19826352
Oh yeah, you should also look into organizations that could he;lp you modify her musical instruments so she can play them again, if she's interested. Once she's progressed further in her rehabilitation it might be a good step.

>>19826352
Well, since she's closer to approaching a roughly spherical-ish set of limbs than the vast majority of humans, she might not, well, not just yet, anyway. ...doesn't mean she isn't, though.

Anyway: it's been a while now, and a hectic while at that, since I went through her family's things with her social worker...I was kind of focused on finding the DS & games in particular, and it was dark and we were rushed (she wanted to get home, having gone out there with me as her last task of the day, and it took her into overtime without extra pay), so I didn't really have the time to analyze her belongings when we finally found her boxes. I seem to recall that she had a stuffed lion in one box, but since we came for the DS in particular, I wasn't comfortable enough requesting to add it to the list, since I was kind of pushing it as it was...any music or movies were packed with the rest of the family's media stuff, since most 7 year olds don't keep those things in their own rooms, and I've mostly replaced her music collection via her new iPod, anyway...and to be honest? My memory isn't really all that great, anyway. Maybe I'll bring it up with her, but for now, that's all I can offer.

Wow, never thought I'd see a real nurse kun thread.

Epic win.

>>19825973
I was two of those, but not the middle one. I don't care if anyone knows when it's the same person.

I'll bump whatever I damn well please, faget.

Nurse-kun, What season is Amputan's birthday? I understand something as specific as a day or month would be violating privacy, but can you give us a ballpark figure?

>>19827051
Summer.

>>19826500
Yes, but I was responding to the guy going "OMG U FAGETS STOP BUMPING THIS GTHRAED!"

A word of Caution to Nurse-kun:

Don't go too overboard w/ the Weaboo stuff (Origami,Go,etc.). Yes her heritage is Half Japanese but she was born here in the U.S.(?) She may no have the full tendencies of all the Mouth-breathing Otaku here... but just keep it to a minimum. If you are going to encourage her w/ board games start w/ checkers and then move up to the like.

So Nurse-Kun, what was the impetus that started this 4chan Illiad?

Really, what posessed you to weave your epic tale of love, compassion, and no-legged loli's?

>>19827235
probably the groupies...
-not nursekun

>>19827187
I know. I've born that in mind, and it's not TOO hard to do so, since she speaks with a local accent, has the blonde hair, and is 'clearly' a local girl, too, though I admit that I'm not really sure how a japanese girl would be different in that regard, since I've not really met one (from Japan) before. I like to think I'm not an otaku, or at least I'd be a self-loathing one if I were, though I don't really outright loathe them, either...I mean, anyone that's a regular on 4chan can't really claim to be completely incompatible with them, or they'd be hanging out somewhere else.

Rambling. Anyway...yeah, I know. The origami is the most japanese thing I've introduced to her so far, and while the go suggestion was a good one, as it's not a bad game and easily played one-handed between two people, I think I might try checkers and/or chess, first, simply because I know them better. Really, if I tried to go too 'wapanese' on her, I'd just embarass myself, since I don't even speak the language or anything...even a local girl like her (who can) can detect that stink of desperation, one would think.

>>19827235
Well...the simple fact is that I didn't really have anyone else with whom I could talk about the situation in a frank manner. Amputee or orphan or whatever-specific sites don't quite have /b/'s level of...brutal...honesty, and I might've just been kicked out or tracked up, 4chan's anonymity (we are not anonymous, lol) being another selling point. I took a gamble that there were at least a few anonymii on here that weren't total shitbags, since I don't think I am, and I'm on here, so...well, it turned out more positively than I'd thought it would, so I think it was for the best. Then it kinda snowballed from there, with interest levels I really wasn't anticipating, and, well, here we are.

>>19827743
<3 Nurse-kun. You're not a shitbag.

You know, Nurse-kun, if you weren't my sister, I'd want you to be my boyfriend.
.. Wait.. what ?

>>19827907
This message is all the more perplexing considering I saw the original version. But it's all good...thanks...I guess...?

>>19827907
Does brother wordfilter into sister now??

>>19819454

I won't flood the thread, just for you.

(Lies, actually I won't flood because I'm interested too)

>>19820574

THIS IS THE RIGHT DECISION.

SHUT UP PIX IDIOTS.

>>19819716
Nurse-Kun, do you think you can manage to get a pic of just here prosthetic equipment. That stuff is expensive/rare enough to end most doubt of your story, without compromising her identity.

Not quiet sure how you would go about doing this unless she's asleep or something, but if you do, make sure to either get s "sup /b/" in there, or a reference object to prove they are child scale...

Hey Nurse-kun, I've got an idea, if you're up for it.

Perhaps for the purpose of preventing future "hoax" posts by the anonii's out there looking to troll you, we could establish a way to determine that you are truely Nurse-kun. ( Beyond post style )

I think a picture of a distinctive object, somthing as unique as you can make it, with a post-it saying somthing like "Hey Guys. Nurse-kun here." would suffice.

Then in future posts you can present pics of the same distinctive object with different message stickies.

This wouldn't prove your story, but it would root out imposters at later dates.

>>19828732
Hm, I'll consider this. I'm actually looking across the room at something that would suffice right now...

>>19828732


Well, a rock would work. You can't have two rocks that'rye the same.

hey /b/, ever wonder if this could turn into 4chan's own little Densha Otoko?

>>19828992
Well, what it is doesn't really matter, since I still don't have a digital camera medium. So it'll need to be developed, even if I do take one. Besides, it is kinda unfeasible without said digital medium for quick uploading, so...it's never been my thing to consider that sort of thing before, not sure I want to now. I'll think about it.

A couple of rocks works better, harms the reproduceablity.

There's allways a possibility of people shopping, though.

>>19829178
*starts translating wiki into moonspeak*

>>19828992
I loled
great idea , just find something unique.

>>19828732
we'd have to talk to moot to give him some type of unique logon

but i REFUSE to allow tripfagging again. in some ways it's better to leave /b/ forcedanon

Re: Anti-spoofing, I'd considered a solution for that some time back but decided /b/ would probably hate it. But it's really easy: at the end of your OP, provide a hash value. In the next thread, provide the text that you used to create the hash. There are sites out there that will calculate hashes for you based on text.

HOLY SHIT IN DURING NURSE-KUN

PS: There's some talk upthread about custom keyboards, may I recommend one of the typing schemes meant for mobile phones? Possibly Mobile QWERTY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebipxePmBQ0&mode=related&search=

You can probably worry about it later, though.

>>19829485

I don't know how that works, but it sounds just as foolable as photo's.

>>19829485

I guess I should mention that I only had thought of using it to keep authentic posts tied together in a single thread, not across threads. You'd change it every thread though, so it's not really the same as a tripcode; just a means of verifying continuity.

>>19829324
he doesn't have a digicam, so how about a passkey approach: Pick a word, find an imageboard that use standard javacrypt tripcodes. trip your word, then trip the result, and then that result, and so on, making a list of 20 or so descending codes. post your final code in this thread, then the penultimate in the next thread, etc, so that each thread reveals the origin of the previous tripcode.

congrats, you're now a recursive tripfag. :)

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>19829558

Here's a demonstration: cf0e0c55891723c872087feed6db0b06

Next time I post, I can tell you the text that generates that MD5 hash, and you can then verify it is a legitimate continuation.

tl;dr

>>19829473
I have no interest in having a tripcode. Just for the record. If I do decide to pick up a cheapo webcam or something, I may consider the aforementioned 'unique items' method of identification, but that'd be about it.

There are moments glimpsed only in shadow, where darkness rules and evil incarnate thrives. You hope against hope that in your lifetime, evil is relegated to the shadows. But what if it wasn't?

Nurse-kun, look into knitting for her. I'm not sure how well she could manage, but she might be able to with the prosthetic thing. If all else wins, use fire- I mean...

You could probably borrow a few origami books from a library or photocopy them. Does she like to draw? Or maybe you could get her some modeling clay to mess around with, that stuff is all fun.

>>19829754
As I attempted to explain, this isn't the same thing as a tripcode. Here's why:

tripfags lol

Now you know I am the same poster as
>>19829624

.. And I can't use that phrase again. It's essentially the same thing as the photograph deal except easier and more concrete.

>>19829773
Then I don my robe and wizard hat. Otherwise, my cape.

(I should mention, I used MD5 as an example beacuse it was convenient, but it is known to have some weaknesses though I think no way to exploit them in this sort of situation? At any rate, you don't need to do it every post either. The OP would be enough, and perhaps the last post in the thread can quote all your genuine posts and 'prove it', along with maybe leaving a signature for the next thread. Just a thought anyway, and not only for your stuff.)

So Nurse-kun, another question, and this time it's in complete digression from the Amputee-chan topic.

How'd you come to be a /b/rother?

>>19829974
It seems she did like to draw, before the accident...pretty talented, too, as our friendly neighbourhood shrink has some photocopies of pictures she did pre-accident, donated to her psych team at the hospital by her teachers. I'm not an art expert or anything, but I would've judged them done by someone quite a bit older than her, and done well, too...and all of it nice, happy, well-adjusted stuff...including pictures of her parents, which were 'realistic' enough to give me a good idea of how they looked. Not so much since, though...the resident shrink has some copies of pictures she did as part of her therapy, and...well...it's some disturbing shit.

And I say that as a /b/tard. It was probably the most sick I've felt in regards to her...not because she grossed me out, but...well, I'm going to sound like a pussy faget assorted adjective nouns saying this, but...it was the realization of just how badly she's been damaged, if the pictures are any indication of her psyche...mm...anyway...

I'm not sure about knitting, don't you need two hands with decent finger control to do that? I guess I could look into it. And yeah, I've considered checking the local library for more origami books, though that website someone pointed me toward earlier has some good stuff in it, too. I'll think about the clay, too.

>>19830180
Uh, it's not a very interesting story. A friend of mine linked some pictures from 4chan, I checked them out, looked into the whole 4chan thing, wound up in /b/, found it amusing, kept checking back. The End.

It's not exactly the mythic quest of the ages, y'know?

/b/ weeps at stories of little girls whose lives have been ruined. /b/ laughs at genocide, racism, sexism, CP, and every godawful thing known to man. I don't know why, but /b/ seems so brutally honest /b/ is humanity minus the self-deception.

Whoah! nobody told me Nurse-kun's back!
I was wondering how it was all going!

Bullshit, this is.

>>19830450
maybe needle-point, if she's not a 'staby-staby' risk... if she can use her prosthetic hand/arm to hold it, should be pretty easy. probably wouldn't even need a thimble.

>>19830450
I wish I was artistically motivated so I could show people how my insides shatter and reform in cycles. But I am not, so I do not.

>>19830022
Hey, it's not Nurse-kun or Obi-wan's fault you lost a lot of your body parts. He did have the high ground which stood you superior, after all.

It's Nurse-kun!

I hope everything goes as planned, Nurse-kun~ ;o;

>>19830651
then i demand you search for...A SHRUBBERY!!

>>19830684
As I said, that's why I came to /b/ with this in the first place. I mean, if anyone was going to tell me 'lol shes fucked', it would be /b/. Thus far, that remains a minority opinion.

There are moments glimpsed only in shadow, where darkness rules and evil incarnate thrives. You hope against hope that in your lifetime, evil is relegated to the shadows. But what if it wasn't?

What if you lived in a universe where your life was measured only by what you could do for the Empire? What would you do to survive? Would you sell your soul to free yourself? If you were offered the chance to rule, would you seize it? If you could free your universe from the darkness but only at the cost of your life, would you pay that price?

>>19830863
Well, she's still considered risky enough that sharp objects would probably be ruled out by the administrators/shrink. That might include knitting needles.

>>19830022
Yeah, man. Don't get all pissy at us just because she didn't let out a 'noooooooooooooooooooooo' when she came out of sedation and found out her parents were dead. It's not her fault you're less badass than a seven year old girl.

How does Amputee-chan take to books?

>>19830920
now we need a pic of amputee-chan in vader-form

>>19831068
If you could free the cock from your ass, but at the cost of your own rectal integrity, would you pay that price?

>>19831085
She's a stabbing risk? That is awesome. When are you going to introduce her to the beauty that is /b/? Or should you wait until she's a little older before coming here? I think she's probably cynical and jaded enough at this point to understand most of /b/'s borderline misanthropic humor.

You know if you adopt her, one day she will have hormones, and she won't have many friends. You are going to be the manliest guy in her life by a serious amount. Sticking it in her pooper isn't too unrealistic.

>>19831085
"become an hero" risky, or "needles in Angry-Vet's applesauce" risky?

nurse-kun, what is her arm prosthesis like? when i was in elementary school they just had those "the fugitive"-style plastic cylinders with two hooks that squeezed together at the end. when picturing her holding the ds and doing origami and such, i always think of one of those and have a hard time seeing how it would work.

>>19831162
Quite well. She's been reading relatively steadily since christmas, when me/the family got her a whole box of them, and I'm considering talking to a librarian for advice on further items pretty soon, as she's been going through said box at a rapid pace...one can only play so much DS, after all.

>>19831254

Maybe /b/ would he;lp her. I've gone through many a depressed nights where /b/ has helped me immensely.

>>19831367
[not OP], but probably either/or. Just depends on the situation, really. With something small and sharp like that, it's actually possible to damage yourself and others in a fit before you realize what's going on, since clenching your fist and flailing your arm doesn't take a lot of cognitive power.

shit sux

>>19831254
Well, geez, man, if I let her on /b/, assuming I got her to a computer where it wasn't blocked in the first place, I'd get banned for underaged posting if she said anything.

More seriously, she's seven years old, dude. /b/ is not a place for seven year olds to be, already messed up or not (perhaps especially not them).

Less seriously, to follow up on the more serious point: If your cat could read and comprehend, would you let it read 'StuffOnMyCat.com' after having posed it with a catgirl figurine on it while it was asleep?

>>19831440
reading ALL day is gonna lead to some major eye strain... better make sure her room is really well lit if you want to protect her good eye...

Forget custom made keyboards. A dude I know taking CS was telling me the other day about learning in class that there are keyboards that are the buttons on one side and you just hold a key and it mirrors the other side.

Get this crap off of /b/

>>19831597
That only happens if the reading meets one of three conditions (maybe more, I'm not a doctor, lol)

1) You already have eye strain and the reading is exacerbating it for whatever reason

2) You have a vision problem and are trying to read something too close/without corrective lenses.

3) You're reading something on a screen. Yes, reading a screen is more damaging to the eye than reading from a book. Why? Because you scroll the screen instead of moving your eyes. (I don't remember the rest of the science behind it. Well, I do a little, but I'm the guy who starts long explanations and cuts them short because he's lazy)

>>19831254
PROTIP: UNDER 18=B&

>>19831546

Well, she's gonna be on the internet someday. I think you ought to be honest with her at some point if things go further that you've been relating the story online (which isn't a big deal, since it's your story as much as hers). But if she starts using the internet, what do you do if she finds the Wiki article for example? It'll be pretty obvious who it's about. I hate to bring this up because I love reading these stories, but if it's something you don't think you would want her to see (judging by the 'cat' comment), you should stop posting while you're behind.

(Note: I think, on the contrary, you should keep posting and then show it to her later! Much later, after you are confident she has a grasp on internet 'culture' if not /b/ism)

>>19831276
I'm trying not to think about that too much, dude. But, at the same time, something I couldn't he;lp thinking about, bad as it may be...another question for /b/ here, and give it to me straight.

Would you be interested in a girl/woman missing three limbs and an eye, even if she used her arm prosthesis really well, covered up her leg prosthetics with stockings or something and was good enough with them to walk or even run almost normally, was good enough with makeup to cover the scar over her eye...? Excluding 'god stumps maek me hard' answers from the sickos out there, asking the non-fetishests here...would you be romantically interested in someone like her, with a great body (that's still intact) and a more or less healed psyche and a fascinating mind? And not just romantically, but sexually, as well?

Think hard about this, /b/, and in particular, think back to when you were a teenager/onward...be honest with yourselves before you answer. It's not something I enjoy thinking about, but it came up after someone posted a similar question in an earlier thread, and it occasionally pops back up in my brain...stuff like this is part of why I came to /b/ with her in the first place, he;lp me out here.

>>19831367
Little of column A, little of column B.

>>19831653

That's stupid. It would be like tYPINg LIKe tHIs aLL tHe tIMe. Dvorak 1-handed is probably the best solution for semi-portable efficient typing; Qwerty 1-handed comes in second.

>>19831835
>if things go further
They haven't yet, therefore the suggestion to do anything about it is invalid. Regardless, I feel that this is one of those things that you just never mention. Like, "Oh, btw you were born a girl."

>>19831835
he will just have to police her internet usage (as any parent would) until she's older, by which point 4chan, wikichan, etc will have all been v& and anonymous will have forgotten all about it

>>19831546

Hm... true, maybe in like... some x amount of years. I do think /b/ is a little breath of health for the unhealthy.

>>19831880

I think you already know her too well to worry about that. Relating to people based on how they look is very shallow, and once you are past that shallow form of interaction, they don't really matter in the same way. I can't honestly say if it would bother me in a romantic relationship because, well, I'm a fucking virgin; but I can say that currently I'm more interested in "someone to wake up with" than "someone to sleep with", if you take my meaning. So, prosthetics? Scars? Dunno. Fat slob? Probably not. Assuming I had the choice, hot ditz is out, though. Whoever I end up with is gonna have to know her way around a computer to even begin to understand me.

>>19831880
Serious answer: If, aside from a little scarring around her eye, she was pretty looking. And if she had the sort of personality where she wants to be her own person and not simply be taken care of, then yes I would be really attracted to her. Especially if she was half asian.

I'm not a fetishist, but I find scars on girls to be sexy. I have a friend who had major back surgery and has one all the way up her spine. I feel bad for her that she is so self-concious about it. I want to tell her that it's ok, that she's still beautiful, but alas we're not that close of friends.

>>19831880
I'm not sure if it's just be but I can't he;lp but think if I did that much for someone she would really appreciate it. I can't he;lp but think of this scenario as romantic.

>>19831880
middle school/junior high will be hell for her. i guarantee it. kids will find ANYTHING to belittle and ostracize others with. even in elementary school she will probably be alone most of the time, though if she can open up a bit right away, it might he;lp. if not, it's a vicious cycle of withdrawal and ostracism. if you ever adopt her, you'll need to join support groups, etc to he;lp you he;lp her.

>>19831955

Maybe so, maybe not. It'll depend highly on the (hypothetical) relationship. I'm just saying that if you think it is something that would hurt her, you should cut it out now. For that reason more than for the possibility that she could "find out". We live in the age of 'blogs' so by the point internet exposure becomes a possibility, she is going to be well acquainted with the tendency of people to write about their lives; I don't think anyone could hold that against you. As for actually showing her the stories... I have a weird feeling that it'd be a good idea, but only if she would understand the context they were written in (for example, the pooper story). It can only show her that you care, after all, eh?

>>19831400
Sort of like this, only with an elbow and upper-arm socket too, and less open and exposed-ish. Limbs for kids don't tend to be fully customized without serious cash reserves, since they outgrow them so quickly...there was talk of having her learn to use one with hooks (the squeezy-pinchy dual kind, not the singular pirate kind), but it was decided it'd just contribute to her body image problems, which were pretty severe at the time. The thumb and index and middle fingers close (as they're actually a sort of claw-apparatus under the shell, the index and middle fingers are basically one 'unit', they move in unison) for gripping and holding, while the ring and pinky fingers are just cosmetic, part of the shell, rather than the machinery.

>>19831880
Obviously not amputee-chan, but some girl that is of age, and has only one arm, no legs, and missing an eye? Meh, one arm is fine, still can move around and be somewhat independent. I don't even like being around fat people though. I hate fat people. They make me sick.

>>19831880
we haven't had the opportunity to get to know her, so its a kinda useless hypothetical... that said, most of us /b/tards fall into two categories: young men desperate for sex, and young men desperate for intellectual stimulation. whether these are mutually exclusive, I doubt, but in either case AmpuTan is the sort of person we hope to meet one day, for one reason or another. she is an ideal who can return our "need" for companionship.

>>19831880

I would bang Aimee Mullins in a heartbeat, so a grown, hot woman with Amputee-chan's injuries is fine too.

>>19831880
Initially? Probably not. As shallow as it is, prosethics simply don't do it for me.
But sexual attraction does eventually come with romantic love, and I think, once I got used to it, I'd be perfectly fine with it. I'd never be 'OH EM GEE UR FAKE LIMBS MAKE ME HAWT', it just simply wouldn't matter anymore.

>>19832234

Fuck, I wouldn't even want to think about that. I was on the 'receiving' end of that shit in school, and there wasn't even much of anything to make fun of. On the flip side, I think she's shown a bit of a hard shell given the stories about the WWII dude, so hopefully with a supportive home environment most of the shit will roll off.

Hey Nurse-kun,

Look into some games for the DS labeled 'touch generations', they're all games that you can play with just the stylus.

She might like things like Hotel Dusk, though the setting might be too grim. (Semi-noir style, missing people, murder, etc) Does make you think at times, though.

>>19832079
Maybe not liking someone because of their looks is shallow, but not liking them because of their physicality is a valid reason for THAT kind of relationship.

I can't say that it would matter for me, though. My problem would be proving that it didn't...Of course, my standard disclaimer applies: Nothing I say is necessarily applicable to anyone else, since my mental state is...often removed from normal.

There are moments glimpsed only in shadow, where darkness rules and evil incarnate thrives. You hope against hope that in your lifetime, evil is relegated to the shadows. But what if it wasn't?

What if you lived in a universe where your life was measured only by what you could do for the Empire? What would you do to survive? Would you sell your soul to free yourself? If you were offered the chance to rule, would you seize it? If you could free your universe from the darkness but only at the cost of your life, would you pay that price?

>>19831880

It's really not all that off putting. Everyone has their issues, whether mental, physical, or emotional. How is this any different? If the indvidual in question is attractive, mature, and intelligent, I'm sold. Granted, she's currently 7, but by your accounts she sounds like she holds great promise. Why should a childhood mangling stop someone like anonymous?

>>19831400
Oh yeah, that's another movie you shouldn't show her: the villain in "The Fugitive" is "the one-armed man"

>>19831880
Just for the record here...I'm not asking 'Should *I* go for it?'. Question isn't about if it's ok for me to feel that way, it's a solicitation of thought from others on a hypothetical girl in her situation when they're of age, or at least a teenager with 'you' being of the same age as her, etc.

>>19832291
Fat people make me sick too. They aren't even human shaped anymore. Mentally they are weak gelable fucktards. When McDonalds tells you they are great for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, take it with a grain of salt for gods sake.

this thread is made of ghey

>>19832385
might ye elaborate upon this?

>>19832394

Sure, there's no getting around the physical facts. If the way a person is isn't something you can handle (be it a caregiving situation or otherwise), pretending otherwise would just be bad.

It's the not treating them like a person because of appearance somehow that I was referring to as 'shallow'. Since that obviously hasn't kept you from being a person to her, it doesn't seem like much of a problem. I like to think I would be the same way.

I agree with
>>19832371
in that, pending unavoidable circumstances, it just wouldn't matter to me.

>>19832290
Nurse-kun, what sort of prosthetics would be available for her when she's done growing? How sophisticated can these things get?

>>19832750
I was the first post you responded to, and I'm not the OP...compared to me, he seems well-adjusted, but that could just be because I know my insides and only his outsides. Doubt it though.

its nice too see B/ has a soft side...

Fire the anti-faggotry guns!

>>19832598

I guess I wasn't entirely talking about romantic relationships, just relationships in general. For Joe Public, I think it's likely that the probability person X will give her a chance (that is, be open to getting to know her) is less than it would be for a 'normal' person. If she doesn't become bitter and hateful, It sounds like it will be very rewarding for the friends she does make, and anyone who DOES want to get romantically involved will probably come from that pool of friends. That can only be a good thing, really.

>>19832387

Sounds like she'd be into somewhat grim games.

>>19832918
You're trying hard, and not instantly resorting to crapflooding like retards would.

I salute your honor.

Before this girl is 30 she's going to have cybernetic limbs anyway and will likely be indistinguishable from a normal, fully limbed, person. Either way as far as date-ability goes it's still about a decade too early to even consider the possibility. As for the hypothetical, is a woman with only one arm date-able? Of course, she'll probably be a little insecure about her condition, but her single arm still gives her a wealth of independance that lets her be a more than equal partner in just about any relationship. I think the most important thing for this girl is for her to become able to use her prostetics and try to reintroduce her to something as close to a normal life as possible, specifically for her to make some like-aged friends and start to regain the social skills that a girl her age should be developing.

Hahaha, good to here that some nursing home nurses aren't total bastards. My friend's great grandfather turned his shotgun on himself instead of going to the home.

If and when you adopt her, do you have some cute nurse lined up so you can pretend to be a family?

>>19832932

I think it'd be cool to have a friend with only one arm as a limb and one eye.

Though, granted, in middle school I doubt the children will be that open. For a while she'll probably be teased a lot. Then again her injuries are severe enough that most of them will know better than to tease her about it.

Then again she doesn't take shit from people. So if they made fun of her she'd retalliate and I doubt they'd do it again.

>>19833044

Haha, like we're ones to talk about normally developed social skills.

>>19832932
The only reason I can think of not to be someone's friend in that situation (assuming a decent to good personality compatibility) is what other people would think. In general I feel like I'm embarrassing other people more than they are me, regardless of the situation. And I don't care about other people anyway; that's why they're "other".

Makes for a pretty good thought experiment.

>>19833000
Y TANK U

Fire in the hole!

>>19833102

It's dependent on the local culture, I think. Some places are going to be more open minded than others.

So, in that vein of thought, Nurse-kun, what're people like wherever you are? Not asking for a specific location, just how people would react to a girl like Maimed-chan.

>>19832852
Well, science marches ever onward, but there's really no way of knowing what things might be like in ten years or so...there was a recent breakthrough in fully-articulated (well, almost fully fully) hands, though they're still in the prototype phase...and still very 'clunky' compared to real ones. Even so, stuff like http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1035304.stm does give one hope for the future, even it's a hand, rather than a hand attached to a forearm attached to an elbow attached to an upper arm, which makes things more...complex...

>>19833102
>Then again her injuries are severe enough that most of them will know better than to tease her about it.

You haven't been in middle school in a while, have you?

They might not say anything to her face, but whispers are generally pretty loud. If she goes to a school with other kids, she'll have to be past the point where pathetic people like that can bother her, or at least at the point where she can cope with it as it happens.

Holy Freaking Crap, Posting in a Nurse-kun thread!

ignore the flammers, your posts are awesome!

>>19833308
Well...I'll say this much: we're not in the ass-crack of America, and you can take from that what you will. We aren't in one of the cosmopolitan centers, but we aren't in podunkville, either. Still...I'd say that people are no better or worse than anywhere else, really...and with that, all the good and bad things that suggests.

Nurse-kun, I would definitely be that girl's friend. Of course, being guys, no girl is entirely free from our potential sex lists, but let's set aside that lame, exploitative answer. Just because they would need a friend and few normal people would want to provide that kind of friendship, I'd want to be there for them. I think most of /b/ feels that way and that's why your threads are so popular.

>>19833000
Seconded.

Aslo i have been a fan of the nurse-kun story since i posted in the original-original thread and i do want to believe. but for chrissakes i do think that constructive responses and support in general would multiply b at least 3 if you just give us something. SOMETHING. take a picture with a firends webcam/ digital camera. borrow your friends phone and take a pic of you in your scrubs or u in front of a clinic or SOMETHING.

JUST GIVE US SOMETHING TO GO ON.

and for anyone who caught that i will now kill myself for it.

nurse-kun is a god

>>19823526
>>19823526
>>19823526
NOOOOOOOOO
YOU DREW HER WITH TWO EYES

>>19833922
She has a 'glass' eye, so she does look like she has two eyes, still, except for really-up-close, maybe.

>>19833922
Happy?

this thread is AWESOME!

>>19834134
You can't tell the guy from Tsubasa has a fake eye unless the storyline suddenly calls for it. I believe that is sufficient precedent.

>>19834201
sure

>>19834134
heh, you're right, but i'm needed an excuse to bust out my cruise control

>>19834201
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say, sir/madam, that your artistic contributions have outright made my day, and put a smile on my face. And I'd like to thank you for it. You, sir/madam, are winrar, and I will be using that picture to launch the next thread.