I don't think you have a job. Enjoy your cripple porn.

You are the cancer that is killing /b/. If this was even 7 months ago before the summer, you would have either been banned or spammed half to death wth guro. No one who matters gives a shit about your bosnian bullshit, and /b/ is about the funny, not the drama. Please leave the site NOW. Leave and never return

>>17395655
C'mon guys, I need your help here!

What are you talking about? This shit s actually pretty funny. AMPUTEE FUCK AMPUTEE FUCK IT'S ALL RIGHT!

>>17395772
/b/ was never funny
it was put your head in your hands and ask god WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Well, actualy now that he's askng for a serious reply it's failing, but pretty good copypasta by itself.

This is one of the few situations that I have to say no to.

Ask for her consent.

I fucking loled at the Should I stick it in her pooper question right out of left field

Oi.

be nice to her. make her love and trust you.

then pooper.

>>17395655 there's plenty of lube around here (obviously)
Wait, why is that?

Hit that shit and never quit.

>>17396063

signed

She's been through enough. Give it a little more time for the loli to grow more attached to you. Then one day ask her.
Don't just... JAM IT IN!

Post pics of her, then we talk. Otherwise this is bullshit. (98% chance)

Get to know her.

Make her like you.

Cuddle with her. Hug her, sleep in her bed with her. Tell her you love her.

Damnit, now I'm wishing I had a half-japanese amputee to cuddle with.

yeah work with her for weeks so she gains your trust and tell her lies about takeing her home and being her daddy. Then pooper

>>17396138
Second.

pictures or it didn't happen.

1. She's seven. EW.

2. She's an amputee. EW.

IF 1 and 2 appeal to you, then you have no other valid reason why except that you might lose your job. (Didn't include any moral choice since that's probably the lease of your worries)

this thread needs moar nana

>>17396063
Well, she already has a bit of a reputation around here as a trouble patient, since she can become really aggressive when she gets frustrated. So she isn't so popular with the rest of the staff, and since she's so young, there's a lot more reluctance to show any 'inappropriate' affection toward her than, say, to some 90 year old that thinks Hitler's invading Paris every time she wakes up.
The main problem is that she's asleep most of the time I have her alone. What should I do?

>>17395655
Arousal Achieved.

>>17396238
adopt her?

Pictures are required before further consultation.

>>17396078
Uh, it's a nursing home? Medical supplies of all sorts abound in the stockrooms.
You don't want to know why we have to stock so much lube...needless to say, we're all very underpaid for what we have to do.

>>17396321

worst. poopering. ever.

>>17396230
You must be new here.

>>17396310
Well, I haven't taken any yet (official policy is no photography by the staff for legal reasons, someone got busted in 2001 for taking pictures of the funny things senile old people do and posting them on the net), and I don't go back to work for another 10 hours. So I have no pictures of her to give you.

Bullshit.

good story, but no-one ever sends an orphan to a nursing home, and if she has to go, they use fucking bedpans.

get it stright.

8 years old, dude.

First off get some pictures.
Secondy, I kinda feel sorry for the little no leg orphan and I think you should try to be her friend so that she WANTS you to stick it in her pooper.
Third I don't know.
Fourth, profit.

>>17396426
Take pictures tomorrow and post them exactly 24 hours from the time of this comment. Deal?

>>17396426
yes because obviously you are concerned about the LEGAL ASPECT OF THIS WHOLE THING

>>17396429
Uh, yeah...they keep orphans with extreme medical and physical care needs in all the orphanages, the ones on every street corner. The ones with qualified nurses and doctors to manage their constant care. And they totally just toss the one-armed girl a bedpan, and cut the cord on the call button.

Don't try and tell me how the system works, asshole, I'm part of the system, and it doesn't fucking work at all.

She would make a nice pet I say! Post moar crippled lolis, so fucking hawt!

Things like this makes me go ;_;

not that op wants to rape her, that's fine, but that she happens into such an accident and get dumped to a nursing home.

>>17396477
I'll try. But they do random searches on our bags since a new policy was enacted in june, in reaction to another nurse that was stealing narcotics. Thus, the main reason I've been hesitant up till now.

And for all those people telling me to adopt her, I'd love to, she seems like she was a really great kid, bright, outgoing, cheerful, before the accident. The problem is that people involved in the care of kids in the system often find it way harder to adopt them than someone with a less sterling record from OUTSIDE the system. It's fucked up, but that's the way it is.

>>17396690

buy one of those small digital cameras they market to little kids as "spy gear", snap a pic, and then stick it in your underwear. They may search your shit but chances are they wont touh your groin. (Red dragon reference, lol)

See, I'm probably just a fucking psychopath, but I'd totally try to get her to like me, with the aim of having her put in my care, then seduce her over the next couple of years while she grows up. Hitting an asian loli is fine, and amputees are sexy, but raping mentaly scared girls just aint that cool.

>>17396289
not a bad idea actually... seconded. if you're connecting with her, it might do both of you some good to take her in, if you can.

and if you still feel the need to fuck her, then it can legally be incest as well. bonus points!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

>>17396803
Well fine, if you want honesty, I was kind of hoping more people would tell me not to do it. I mean, HA HA, I'M POSTING IN /B/, but I feel bad for her too.

Of course, I also feel PENIS-engorged for her, because my words cannot convey just how cute and soft and warm she is.

Photo ?

>>17396929
But pictures can!

POST PICS, GET ADVICE.

>>17396762
you couldn't strike a deal with some good friend/relative of yours then? they adopt, you take care of her?

>>17396929

I think your only real problem here is the objectification of the girl. I mean, I don't have anything against you wanting to fuck her, that's fine. Rape is bad though, and having sex with a 7 year old permenantly damages them so don't actually go through with it.

If I had a bone to pick with you as far as morals go, it would be that you need to stop treating her like an object and treat her like a person. Buy her some toys and make the quality of her life better, wait a few years and after a real relationship has formed and she's past puberty, THEN consider sticking it in her pooper.

Untill then, masturbate. Lots.

Anonymous -- you shall be legendary if you can get those photos. /b/ needs a good kick in the coolness factor.

I think it is pretty obvious that God wants you to adopt here and to be a good father for her, so you must fight your sinfulness every day again and again. Yeah, he's into some crazy shit, God!

use your mighty brain to figure out a way to get pictures
-for the love of god we can wait

>>17396929
IN LIGHT OF NEW EVIDENCE REGARDING THE OP, I HEREBY RETRACT MY STATEMENTS IN >>17396803 AND SUGGEST VIOLENT, UNRESTRICTED, EMOTIONALLY SHATTERING RAPE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED VICTIM-PATIENT. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY LACK OF FORESIGHT.

Here is an idea, get pics, put up a website that google can't index, and start a loli adoption fund. /b/ would probably have your back on that.

>>17396929

There's a difference between wanting to fuck someone until they're blind and what you're describing.

You don't want to stick it in the pooper at all.

You're feeling something entirely different, aren't you?

I suggest finding out what she likes to read, then reading it aloud to her. Gain her trust and adoration, since you know inside you would rather perform a barrel roll then raping a 7-year old amputee who had just lost her parents.

You know what to do.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Joking about rape is fine, but actually planning it.. isn't so funny. I mean, not only has she gone through a lot of trauma, but now you just want to put her through more. And if you gain a relationship with her just to do this, she's going to have major trust issues for the rest of her life.

Here's my advice to you: kill yourself. It would do the world some good.

We also need lots of pics like
>>17395655

>>17397050
I think buying toys to someone who spends their days as a cripple in a bed is more of an insult.

Also, speaking of permanent damage. she seems pretty wrecked already. So relative to a normal 7 years old the percentual fuck-up factor could in no way be as great even if he rape her in a fully concious state.

>>17396929

Anon has feelings too. We understand.

Don't raep her, befriend her.

>>17397156
lol@morals on /b/

>>17397176
I have to agree with this anonymous if OP is real. My second opinion is that you should fall in love with her and make her life a living paradise.

>>17397176
gb2/gaia. True anonymous doesn't joke.

The most serious post this anonymous has ever made on /b/:

If you really cared about this little girl's future, you would not rape her. You realize that would fuck up her already fucked up life even more. You'd just be hurting her. Don't nurses have to take the Hippocratic Oath, too?

Also, if you really want to rape her, at least invest in some ether, and figure out the right dosage for a seven year old. More work, but less traumatizing that way. Not that I really think you should at all.

MORALITY?

ON MY /B/?!

What is this shit? If I wanted to learn about conscience, I'd go to my Ethics and Morality class at school. The internet is for lulz and raep.

You should definatly give her your pEEn before she is 15 - be good friends with her untill then.

If OP have a camera or laptop with built in cam it shouldn't be very hard to get a photo of her out.

>>17397249

I was referring to the actual physical damage of the underdeveloped vagina.

The toy thing might be true though.

Lets all think of things someone with one arm and one eye can enjoy.

Teddy bears
Books
Movies

That's all I can come up with, I'm sure Anon has some better suggestions.

Just to let you know, anonymous will turn on you harder than you will ever imagine if you're being truthful.

We'll hunt you down. Make fun of this if you want, but you won't be safe.

>>17397332

The internet is for lulz and rape, but not planning rape IRL.

I'd post that picture of the fag from IGN who said, "Rape is just suprise sex lol" in the barbershop, shortly before discovering his barber's daughter had been raped.

Online ideas/conversations do not transfer well to IRL.

>>17397392 Lets all think of things someone with one arm and one eye can enjoy.

Def Leppard.

>>17397392

protheses

Tranfer his wounded body in a robot.

AND MAKE A LOLI-MECHWARRIOR §§§

>>17397156
Well, um...the problem is, if I'm nice to her, and treat her kindly, more as a friend or father-figure, she'd be likely, as a positive effect, to report it to the facility's psychiatrist during one of their sessions, in all innocence, who might then feel obligated to report that to the administrator. Who would then probably fire me for showing inappropriate affection, woo family services catch-22ism.

>>17397176
Probably, lol

It's threads like these that separate the true b/tards from the recent alien invasion. I like it.

>>17397392
Music. Audio books.

>>17397392

Buy her a barbie and rip off the legs and right arm and color over the right eye.

POST MOAR LIKE OP'S IMAGE

Well shit - raep it is.

>>17397471

She sounds like a smart girl, so if you talk to her like an adult and tell her that you can lose your job if anybody finds out how nice you've been/will be to her, she should comply. I mean, if she does start to like you, she should want want you to stay around, right?

>>17397451
I lol'd.

Be her foster parent

>>17397471

What kind of affection are you alowed to show? This seems pretty stupid to me, I mean, she obviously needs some kind of freind, I'm sure your supervisor and her psychiatrist would agree.

>>17397471
Does the staff often just rape the shit out of the patients?

>>17395884

wryyy does not rhyme with whyyy. Go away

Enjoy your v&.

At some point she should be smart enough not to say anything to the psychiatrist if you tell her not to.

Just start talking to her as a friendly nurse - and at some point say that you want to be better friends but she can't tell anyone or you will get fired - at that point she will already like you lots for all the help you've been to her.

Whole thread keeps bringing this shit to mind

>>17397589
Listen to this anonymous.

>>17397392
http://openprosthetics.org/

I think it's the good time for some Katawa Shoujo .

Buy her a lute, her hearing is the only thing not affected by the accident, and the lute can be played with one hand. Plus it's a pretty inexpensive item.

Wait a minute...male nurse?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

>>17395772
/r/ing link

didn't happen, he's lying, no pics, etc.
just some imaginably sick, lonely individual making up a story--probably masturbating (like myself) to each reply.

>>17397682

What the hell? The damaged-goods date sim?

MORE PLS

>>17397669

What is That.

seconded

>>17397693
Faggot. You can't play a lute with one hand. Do you even know what a lute is?

>>17397785
Gunslinger Girls.

Short summary: Girls who ended up as wards of the state through various reasons end up getting 'adopted' buy an organization which brainwashes them, physically augments them and trains them as assassins. Also raped.

Gunslinger girls.

An anime about lolis being turned in some type of terminator.

>>17397829

OH SHI- My bad, I meant the tin whistle.

I failed

>>17397785

They took unwanted little girls with severe physical problems and rebuilt them into brainwashed cyborg assassins.

>>17397848

Thanks for delivery, sounds cool.

if you rape her, whats gonna happen, its gonna scar her? yeah right. Here's what i plan

1) fake something that would keep her awake, you'd know more about this, some loud noise near her or something
2) give her sleeping pills to help her sleep, (if allowed), keep it all LEGAL up to this point
3) once she's passed out, have your way with her - but actually use a CONDOM (i know it sucks) but you want to keep evidence off until you see if she'll react to it. Also don't go all teh way in, you don't want any unneccesary bleeding.
4) next time you see her, check if she has any discomfort or anything from it, if so you can pass it off as sleeping on it wrong or something (if you can pass this off? whatever).

Then you can either make this a habit, or take it from there. I only cover the first session, the rest is on you.

>>17397589
I've considered that, too. I mean, she's actually REALLY smart, like, she was in a school for the gifted before the accident, and her mother was a child psychologist, so they gave her a lot more freedom and choice than the average kid would get. And she was pretty gifted athletically, too, which just makes the whole thing all the more tragic.

Of course, she's also pretty broken now...extremely withdrawn, rare she says three words the whole day; at the same time, she lashes out at anyone that tries to get too close. She actually bit a psych intern who was trying some play therapy with her in the hospital hard enough to draw blood, before she was transferred here. The real problem is, if I were to try and form a bond with her, honestly, I'm afraid she'd do something to get me in trouble just to try and make me leave her alone, even if she really wants some affection.

This would be a lot easier if she was less traumatized.

If you're risking getting the fires from being friendly to her i guess you should aim for adoption as a starter stage, then make your moves on her when she's in your care. You should under no circumstances stick your PENIS into her. 7 year olds are small, things rupture and bleed. Blood on sheet of 7 year olds bed in crotch region = you're in very very deep shit. Even if it doesn't bleed visibly or anything she might still feel pain. And you must never underestimate the deductive capability of a 7 year old. And even if she don't figure it out herself she might tell some other guy it, they do some test and see "zomj, raep traces!" and then you're knee deep in shit again.

Adopt. Then sechs. Or wank off on her face or something that leave very little noticeable residues, there was some anonymiis a while back that apparently were professionals at cuming on sleeping people without them waking up, they're probably around still if you need advice lol.

>>17395655
where the fuck are her legs?! (and her right arm?)

/r/ the same loli with everything in place.

>>17395655

No... god no. I really hope this is Copy pasta.

FUCKING BEFRIEND HER fucker

UPDATE A BLOG ABOUT IT

and I SWEAR I WILL MAKE A MANGA OUT OF IT

it's true, im a doujinshi-drawing weeaaboohoo.

and this story is GOLD drama material

just think about it;

average /b/tard MEETS a shy half-japanese blonde cute one-eyed orphaned amputee loli

THIS IS THE NEW DENSHA OTOKO

>>17397855
You double failed. You need two hands for the tin whistle as well.

please keep this thread alive for another hour, brb

fracking PLATINA

Don't stick it in her pooper. Make her your long term gf. Trust me, psycho chicks are fucking awesome. They're never boring to be around and fuck like a tiger in bed.

>>17397890

Ok, so it sounds like you've got to play it safe. If you think just showing her a degree of common courtesy, or just treating her like an adult, is going to get you in trouble or fired, I definitley think raping her is a bad idea.

Not only am I opposed to 7-year old rape in the first place, but she will DEFINITLEY tell on you and you'll be on the recieving end of a black mantrain for 10 to 20 years.

Much of the plot focuses on their rather fragile mental states -- the brainwashing had an overwhelming priority placed on the protection of their (always adult male) handler/partner. You should be able to imagine the rest from there without even seeing/reading it.

>>17396230
Welcome to 4chan.

>>17396289
now that's a good idea. go for it, OP.
you can make her life better.

>>17397954

Wrong, you can cover the bottom 4 holes and adjust your playing to accomidate it.

No, you should not stick it in her pooper.

That is called rape, and you raped a girl with one arm and one eye? Why not rape a whole girl you pathetic fuck.

If you were to ever get caught, you would be sent to jail for an eternity where you would get raped and probably shived, because you fucked a one armed, one eyed girl.

>>17397936

hahahahahaha

>>17397936

Seconding a grand idea, make a fucking blog so we can follow this story. It's hard to believe how emotionally invested I am in this single thread on /b/

>>17398060

>> Bottom two holes

Fixed

If you start raepin' her too soon she will probably become more distant and violent.

Save the raep for later - or raep her ass while she is unconcious and raep teh vag when she is a bit older.

And /b/ demands a pic by this time tomorrow.

>>17398016
NO! I won't allow it. This is the first decent thread of today (hell, this week?) I WILL NOT allow you to weeaboo it up. GTFO, shut the hell up or contribute to the actual content/OP. If you have a problem with it, simply type your address and city/town name and we can discuss this like adults. Am I understood?

inb4newsreportinacouplemonthsaboutamputeegirlbeingraped

>>17397711
senconed link to it plooooooooooooox

>>17398068

This post is a lethal dose of Truth for most /b/tards. I predict massive ODs 2day!

>>17398060
Well you could, but it would be pretty lame. A better option would be the tabor pipe, a similar instrument designed to be played with one hand while the other plays a hand drum. Just leave out the drum.

this is proof that nintendo only leads to bad things

1. Don't rape her.
2. Get pictures.
3. Make a blog so we can better track the story.
4. ???
5. Also ???

There's no harm in assuming this story is genuine. My personal suggestion? Music and books. There are plenty of devices that can help someone with one arm keep a book steady and open, etc, listening to and appreciating different types of music is always an option, and she can still write. If she's as smart as she said, she might be able to vent eventually through writing or drawing. Just give her stimulating, fun, but not patronizing things she can do in this condition. She might never open up to you, but that's ok; you're just trying to help, and it sounds like the rest of the staff really hasn't bothered with this kind of thing. (By the way, this scenario involves no rape whatsoever.) Best case scenario? She realizes that her life's not over and she has people around that are genuinely trying to make her happy.

HELO /B/
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY YOU ALL TURNED INTO FUCKING GAIA WUSSES AND FAILURES. PLEASE, EVERYONE WHO SAID "PLZ DONT RAEP LOLI NO LEIK REAP", GB2 /GAIA/

>>17397989
SIGNED

more rape fantasy copypasta

sage

>>17398068
Actually, she's a one-armed, one-eyed, no-legged girl.

She's missing her right kidney, too, but I didn't really think that was significant to point out.

>>17398043

By making her your sex slave

>>17398147
You leave Nintendo out of this.

1. Drug to sleep
2. take off her clothes
3. take pics
4. post
5. b&, v&
6. ???
7. PROFIT.

>>17398102

Hahaha you believe the copypasta loller.

dude, if you get her some prosthetics with joints you can totally fucking dress her up as shinky. WIN.

>>17398170

This is true, half the reason she is so pissed is probably that she is just sitting around doped up on painkillers all day long. Giving her something to do might help her out alot.

>>17398170
How about the trumpet? You can find a device to hold it up on the right side and she can do the valves with her left hand.

I read to a fourth of this thread, then realized people were actually getting offended.

Since when are there morals on /b/, and when will the fuckers flaunting them gtfo please?

>>17397410
The man speaks truth.

>>17398243
Hahaha you believe the copypasta loller.

>>17397693
Uhm, a car crash is really, really fucking loud. We're talking about things like the airbag, which is probably the most silent thing in a crash, giving you hearing damage it alone.

Surely sucks, being broken in almost all possible ways at the age of 7. Anyway, raep is a bad idea, don't want to have a legendary anonymous as you get stuck in prison, try a more tactic aproach to get acess to her body.

>>17398173
Oh fuck you. Lurk moar, because you obviously don't have a clue.

>>17398170

Wtf?

GTFO MY /b?

>>17398170
oww. <3

>>17396690
camera phone.. if you dont have a good one ask a friend if you can borrow theirs if they can take really clear pictures.. take em home upload them and delete from the phone

>>17398100
Well, this is why I specified the pooper. I mean, they use adult-size colonoscopies on kid-sized colons, and they aren't sent straight from the imaging department to the ER for OMG RECTAL DISASTER.

And you know, the main reason I would have not to post pictures is that she's a pretty distinctive girl. I mean, how many half-japanese blonde green-eyed (singular) one-armed, no-legged seven year olds are there? That idiot I mentioned before got busted just for posting random old people, and there are millions of those.

>>17398259
You'll have a lot more long-term satisfaction if you get loli-relationship instead of just loli-rape and a high-change of loli-prison-shiv.

/b/, I need your advice on something, since you're probably the ones most qualified to give it.

I'm a nurse-orderly at a nursing home, been there for a year so far, I work the night shift on the west wing. It's not that tough, since most of the residents are so old and medicated that they sleep the night away, only rarely dying or stroking out or getting up to eat their own poop or something. I usually wind up playing with my DS or reading at the nurse's station for the full four hours I'm on watch alone, from 1 to 5.

However, a new patient arrived a month ago, which got my attention. A seven year old girl that was in a car crash that killed her parents, and took her legs, right arm, and right eye. As a ward of the state, and so messed up by all the trauma mentally that no foster parents would touch her, she got sent here when she got out of the hospital. God, she's so cute, she's half-japanese, but has blonde hair, and the rest of her body that didn't get cut away is just perfect, she used to be a gymnast, it seems. I've had to answer her call button several times so far, when she's had to use the restroom in the middle of the night, which meant carrying her from her bed to the toilet, then holding her as she used it, and she always looks away from me when she did so, blushing a little bit.

Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then my mom got scared, She said "You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, The license plate said "Fresh", and had dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!

>>17398265

Online: RAPE RAPE RAEP LOL
Offline: Rape is bad.

This is asking about what to do offline. It sucks.

>>17398263
Guys, fuck the musical instrument thing. You know what you can do with one hand? Hold a pencil :O

To bad she's 7... well I say do it as long as you dont leave any sperms behind, or pubes on the bed etc..

>>17398333
You're considering rape but you're too much of a fucking pussy to upload a picture of her to a board filled with people egging you on?

>>17398195
Just curious, but does she have stumps? Any possibility of her getting at least prosthetic legs?

And considering just how broken she is physically and mentally, I definitely advise not to stick in her, at least not against her will. I don't care how strong your PENIS urges are, doing something to someone who's already gone through so much already... I'd regret it for the rest of my life. Even more so if you're caught and get raped yourself in prison.

>>17398333

COME ON, MAN. By now you should know for real that rape is not the answer!

If it's a copypasta - it's epic, if it's real - it's UBEREPIC. We needs photos, OP will you give /b/tard photos? anonymous needs to know to what do I faps.

>>17398360
You know what you can do with one hand? Hold a PENIS :O

FIX'D

>>17398249

The typo is win.

>>17398360
Why not both? She needs as many optons as physically possible.

Regading PENIS urges:

1. Fap before going to work.
2. Be nice to her at work.
3. Fap while at work.

>>17397682
More Katawa Manga.

>>17398305
Been on /b/ for 3.5 years etc. B has turned into a shadow of itself, we used to be all over email adresses, loli raep and shit like that. THERE WAS NO "/b/ ISN'T UR PERSUNUL ARMY LULZ" BACK IN THE DAY. SO FUCK YOU SIR. FUCK YOU IN THE ASS. GOOD DAY.

>>17398472
Read the thread, dummy. The OP's weighing his options.

>>17398563
3 and a half years? Get the fuck out.

loli haet raep. lonely, orphaned loli loev caring man. years later, borderline loli secks for you.

RAEP TIEM

>>17398690
Speaks much truth.

>>17398664
y?

>>17398690

I think you will find it much more gratifying to know her then to rape her.

>>17398571

It's called lying. People do it a lot around here.

>>17398690
we have a winrar!

>>17397899

Did you even READ the OP?

>>17398435
Actually, she gets bussed to a rehab facility at the hospital almost every day, where she's learning to use prosthetic legs, and an arm. It's like it's the one thing she actually cares about anymore, I hear the staff there are amazed at the progress she's making.

It makes sense, though, because she really hates her wheelchair...the first time I answered one of her calls at night, I'd wheeled it out to put her in it, since that's standard procedure, but she asked me not to use it, so I carried her, instead. I guess that's the first time I thought about her in an illegal manner, really.

Anyway, she wears the prosthetic arm during the day, but I'm not around then, so I've never actually seen her using it. I have seen it in her room, though; it's a nice model, probably the best in the whole facility. I guess her parents had a pretty responsible life insurance policy, so she doesn't have to deal with substandard prosthetics, at least...has a nice prosthetic eye, too, looks just like her real one, as much as a fake one can, anyway. Of course, the scarring over her eye kind of helps give it away.

Give her a pizza, if she accept it she's an FBI agent and you should not try to talk to her, if she rolls out of bed screaming she's fine to hit.

Online: RAPE RAPE RAEP LOL
Offline: Rape is bad.

I hope a posse of the old ladies catches you in the act and beats you to death with their walking stiks.

>>17398741
You would know if you had been here three and a half years.

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>>17397893
/r/ that legendary thread where they are talking about cumming on girl's faces

RAPE THE CRIPPLED AZN LOLI UNTIL THERE'S NO MORE FRICTION. THEN KILL HER AND PISS ON HER BURNING BODY.
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>>17399078

summary: don't make any noise and make sure they're very asleep. They will usually just pass off the semen as drool when they wake up or they just will ignore it.

>>17398890
:D That made me smile. Maybe she'll lash out less when she learns to adjust to her prosthetics.

I think she sounds awesome but needs to wear a an eye-patch instead, they are way more cool then a fake eye.

She is trying hard at the only thing that she sees as her way out - to be able to walk and function on her own.
She is even more adorable that she was asked to be carried by you.

I say friend-then-fuck.

Tough luck getting any though.

gtfb/gurochan

>>17398690
I know, I know. I mean, I'd prefer not to rape, too! It's just that it's a really complex situation, and this is /b/. I figured I'd get 'stick it in her pooper' out of the way, to get more productive responses.

>>17399007
not rly. BACK IN TEH DAY the only people boasting about being here for more than 3years were tripfags, and I've never been one.

>>17398890

She wants to recover. You've witnessed it. You must respect her willpower, especially for a 7-year old.

>>17398890
She have no relatives or anything?

If you manage to adopt and breed her into a quality /b/tard you've done the world a great service anyway. Hell, you could probably have a tear jerking bestseller written about it too. That based on a real story stamp will make it sell half a million examples in one day. Then you marry her and buy 4chan of doug and found your own kingdom, expanding all over the world, and when you die at the age of 160 you'll have your hot 1/4 japanese loli grangrandchildren at your bed crying, and the entire world would mourn the first king of Terra.

Think of what you'll be missing if you don't adopt her!

Faggots are asking for pictures..

But I bet if he actually did post pictures, that you all would think thier fake or he found them on the web.

Anonymous is never happy.


As funny as it would be (and arousing for some), don't rape the kid.

know what i can do with one hand and one eye? surf /b/.

>>17398081

Doesn't even need a blog, daily posts would be fine as long as someone archives it

>>17399274
I want to live under the nation of the King of Terra. Make this come true OP. Make this come true.

>>17399367
with all the copy pasta these days you might aswel have no eyes
AMIRIET

-De kotbaas

op here, and....

LOL AT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED THIS SHIT. PATHETICALLY GULLIBLE.
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LOL AT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED THIS SHIT. PATHETICALLY GULLIBLE.
LOL AT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED THIS SHIT. PATHETICALLY GULLIBLE.
LOL AT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED THIS SHIT. PATHETICALLY GULLIBLE.

be a good boy and just do your job. and maybe sing or hum while you are in the room. and maybe she will start to sing too. and then everyone will cry becuase suddenly you are in a movie.

>>17399400

expert advice: nobody archives threads.

Needs 1 (one) blog.

I ask you the last time to make a blog, and also think of a way that we can see photos, WILL YOU DO I IT FOR /b/?

op here and...

kittens.

>>17399523
listen to this man, he speaks the truth and posts gunnm

OK, so we know rape is out of the question.

I suggest befriending her, Adoption is quite a huge lifechanging thing, so you may want to think about that for a while.

PLEAS TO MAKE BLOG YOU

photos and blog is bad, as they can be traced and are easily found. some epic thread on b, while it may not be forgotten, won't reach his superiors. if he sucessfully adopt her on the other hand, now then it's photo and blog tiem.

>>17399479

You know you weren't lying. That's some bullshit that this was all a joke. You were 100% ready and you just wanted to brag about it to /b/.

Now your embarressed because you don't want to get tracked down or lose your job.

Do the world a favor and become an hero for even thinking about it.

(PS: If it were really a fake post and you made it up or it was Copypasta, you wouldn't admit it to being fake. You'd go along with the story.)

I have nothing to add, more than: POSTING IN A THREAD OF LEGEND.

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>>17399720
PROTIP: That's not the OP.

>>17398265
yeah, people flaunting their morals need to gtfo, but the rest of us are merely advising against pooper-sticking in this case. we want to believe him, and are much more aroused by the idea of a long-term loving loli relationship than a random raep.

At least I had a good time reading this thread.

>>17399720

Ha ha. Looks like someone WANTS TO BELIEEEEEEEEVE.

Fucking faggot, you need to murk lore. This is /b/. It's all a lie made up out of the fantasies of people that would never in a million years have either the opportunity or the balls to act out their depravity.

>>17398890
Whoever said this would make a great doujin is right. This shit has the potential to be a beautiful romance drama. You can help her learn how to love and trust people again, with a little tasteful H on the side.

And this also has the potential to be a guro H-manga where you treat the loli like a piece of meat.

Either way, anonymous will fap to it, no question about that.

Rape the hell out of her and then make her disappear; kill her, burn the place down, kidnap her, whatever you have to do. Come on, why would someone want to live with only one eye and one limb?

Oh my fucking god, what the hell is wrong with you people! You're talking about having sex with a 7 year old like it's the most normal thing a guy should do! Put your testicles in a blender, for the sake of humanity, and for my own content (but mostly for humanity.)

>>17399720
that was probably a troll and not the OP at all, since he has been pretty articulate. I could be wrong, We'll see

>>17399928

I VANT TO HABEEEEEEEEEEEB

>>17399828
Anon who is not, in fact, the OP here. Yep, I wrote >>17399479 and fucking Lol at you, >>17399720 for proving my gullibility point. Tard.

>>17399274
Well, I guess I have to try, at least.

I'll bring her something christmasy tonight...she's been getting especially depressed since the facility started putting up decorations a week ago, poor kid. Good way to see how receptive she is to interacting with me outside emergencies, too.

Not sure what'd be 'appropriate' or disposable enough, though...I know you're hardly the people to ask about 'appropriate' anything, but any ideas, /b/?

best thread in a while

I /b/ILIEVE IN YOU, CREATE BLOG! And no rape, just think how you will affect a young person, she might kill herself etc. And then you will become gay/cut off your PENIS/nevar have sex/raep more. Also the prison thing, it's not so nice being raped yourself.
I shoud be sleeping a few hours ago, but this awesum.

>>17400059
GTFO of /b/

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>>17400068

By viewing this thread do I become a material witness?

>>17400059
Welcome to /b/ you fucking faggot.

i can't believe this thread hasn't been offtopic spammed.

>>17400343
Legally? Yes.

Timeline of a GET (in minutes):
1: GET is posted
2: Initial reactions ("OMFG GET!!!1!!!!", first "failget"s)
3: GET is stickied (if not done so already)
4: "Posting in sticky"s appear
5: Photoshops of GET appear, "failget"s continue
6: Previous or following post declared the true GET
7: Bitch Bitch Bitch Moan Moan Moan
8: More whining about failget, more legendary get statements
9: Every current meme has been posted, repeats begin
10: Desuspam
11: Thread reaches over 150 replies
12: Thread reaches over 1000 replies
13: No one gives a crap anymore except the orignal poster
14: Flamewar!
15: Go back to 2 and repeat.

>>17400399
Anon has too much interest vested into this.

find the cutest stuffed animnal humanly possible. I mean so cute /c/ wouldn't be able to handle it.

wait wait you said her left eye is green and her right eye fake? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSE YOU DO, MAKE SURE THAT PROSTHETIC EYE IS RED!!

ooo dont do that niggah thats five to ten, and they will check her for semen

>>17400371
around here people say things that in reality would leave them bleeding in the gutter chewing their own rib

it's too late for a christmas advent calendar (love those stupid things) - maybe a christmas orange chocolate, the ones you get to whack really hard.

If candy is against the rules even better, just go "shhhh" and tell her not to let the other staff know she has it.

>>17400399
Thanks for that, asshole.

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>>17400059
Of course having sex with a seven year old isn't normal. Sitting on the couch with your overweight wannabee-goth girlfriend watching police academy 8, that's normal. But it's not very exciting, now is it?

Also, this thread needs more bikko-chan.

>>17395884
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>>17400621

NO! I won't allow it. This is the first decent thread of today (hell, this week?) I WILL NOT allow you to weeaboo it up. GTFO, shut the hell up or contribute to the actual content/OP. If you have a problem with it, simply type your address and city/town name and we can discuss this like adults. Am I understood?

Hit that shit fagtron.

If it bothers you so much, then maybe you SHOULD go to Gaia, because one little thread out of a hundred in /b/ alone (and only then for a couple of hours) annoying the fucking hell out of you means you're too sensitive for the crap that gets thrown about in /b/ anyway. After all, we are in actuality the same person.

Of course, if you post here again, then we have the final proof that you are just an immature troll who's up past his bedtime. See, now I don't even know who I'm fighting any more... thank you /b/ for being completely ambigious in your nature.

I guess I'll just leave too.... see you all tommorrow, where you'll all be posting in an exact carbon copy clone of this thread, causing me to gripe about it again. Kiss kiss.

>>17397936
Shut up fred nobody cares

You know, this is the funniest shit that I've ever heard. Hey guys, do you think you could STFU for a while? If you're in /b/, your life is a soap opera anyway. I'm kind of sick of this. And that's what this is; a freaking soap opera that goes on and on. See it was mildly funny the first time, but now you fags are just milking a dead horse, or whatever... It holds appeal for a while, and then people get tired of it and move on. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd rather surf Gaia over /b/... but you guys have shown it to me.

If you don't think it's funny, then the solution is simplicity itself: IGNORE THE THREAD!! If it were as simple as ignoring it I would have, but it's been taken to far, and it's gotten stupid. Really. All these people in here are doing is trying to live something that they never could when it happoned in the first (second, third, eighth, twelth, twenty forth, eighty seventh, and hundred and forty third) instance(s).

If you don't get this, you're either a delibrate troll, or you're a witless fuck who fails even more miserably than the average /b/tard, and that's saying something. It's the same as the habbo-raid stuff, people want to be as cool as the classic /b/tard by emulating what they've already beaten to death.

Either way, we don't want you, and you and your spam goes the same way as it does all the other entries in the Rozen Maiden Nighttime Drama: the bit-bucket, AKA information oblivion. Really I'm just here to argue with you and rage futily against this thread. This is ONE THREAD out of about a hundred. If you have the right to post things that I don't want to see, I have the same right.

You know, this is the funniest shit that I've ever heard. Hey guys, do you think you could STFU for a while? If you're in /b/, your life is a soap opera anyway. I'm kind of sick of this. And that's what this is; a freaking soap opera that goes on and on. See it was mildly funny the first time, but now you fags are just milking a dead horse, or whatever... It holds appeal for a while, and then people get tired of it and move on. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd rather surf Gaia over /b/... but you guys have shown it to me.

If you don't think it's funny, then the solution is simplicity itself: IGNORE THE THREAD!! If it were as simple as ignoring it I would have, but it's been taken to far, and it's gotten stupid. Really. All these people in here are doing is trying to live something that they never could when it happoned in the first (second, third, eighth, twelth, twenty forth, eighty seventh, and hundred and forty third) instance(s).

If you don't get this, you're either a delibrate troll, or you're a witless fuck who fails even more miserably than the average /b/tard, and that's saying something. It's the same as the habbo-raid stuff, people want to be as cool as the classic /b/tard by emulating what they've already beaten to death.

Either way, we don't want you, and you and your spam goes the same way as it does all the other entries in the Rozen Maiden Nighttime Drama: the bit-bucket, AKA information oblivion. Really I'm just here to argue with you and rage futily against this thread. This is ONE THREAD out of about a hundred. If you have the right to post things that I don't want to see, I have the same right.

Go fuckin get a life and a blow-up doll if you couldn't even get some fucking girlfriend to fuck with. That girl had already gone through enough to begin with.

This is fuckin stupid, this is the question that you need to answer yourself. Do you think that you will feel better after committing a crime? Do you think that you will feel better after you realise that you just fucked her and made things worse?

Dude, go friggin get a life.

You know, this is the funniest shit that I've ever heard. Hey guys, do you think you could STFU for a while? If you're in /b/, your life is a soap opera anyway. I'm kind of sick of this. And that's what this is; a freaking soap opera that goes on and on. See it was mildly funny the first time, but now you fags are just milking a dead horse, or whatever... It holds appeal for a while, and then people get tired of it and move on. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd rather surf Gaia over /b/... but you guys have shown it to me.

If you don't think it's funny, then the solution is simplicity itself: IGNORE THE THREAD!! If it were as simple as ignoring it I would have, but it's been taken to far, and it's gotten stupid. Really. All these people in here are doing is trying to live something that they never could when it happoned in the first (second, third, eighth, twelth, twenty forth, eighty seventh, and hundred and forty third) instance(s).

If you don't get this, you're either a delibrate troll, or you're a witless fuck who fails even more miserably than the average /b/tard, and that's saying something. It's the same as the habbo-raid stuff, people want to be as cool as the classic /b/tard by emulating what they've already beaten to death.

Either way, we don't want you, and you and your spam goes the same way as it does all the other entries in the Rozen Maiden Nighttime Drama: the bit-bucket, AKA information oblivion. Really I'm just here to argue with you and rage futily against this thread. This is ONE THREAD out of about a hundred. If you have the right to post things that I don't want to see, I have the same right.

>>17400755
you must be new here, welcome to /b/. lurk moar.

Agreed !

fucking reported, enjoy being the next Jake Brahm motherfucker.

befriend her, sex once she's out of the hospital

get the fuck out of my 4chan, gaiafags.

RAEP AND PICTURES

If you did make a blog, write the whole thing in code that only we would know.
That way there would be no proof and it'd be hard to find.
For example, rather than being a filthy pedo trying to jam it in a 7 year old, you are a woman in love with a mentally ill man who is learning to walk again, cope with trauma, etc.

PROTIP: it's actually 17399138 posting again

Awww this thread was getting Epic too. :/

ITT people in serious need of lurking the fuck moar

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Spoilers: Was never epic to begin with after first reply

>>17400059
Welcome to /b/ You must be new.

>>17400899

NO! I won't allow it. This is the first decent thread of today (hell, this week?) I WILL NOT allow you to weeaboo it up. GTFO, shut the hell up or contribute to the actual content/OP. If you have a problem with it, simply type your address and city/town name and we can discuss this like adults. Am I understood?

This thread was grtting epic, why you always got to fuck shit up anonymous

this is why we can't have nice things

This thread is made of sorry little 14 year olds who don't yet possess working sarcasm meters or are broken. By the last two paragraphs if you couldn't tell this wasn't real and by the op's second request for help you're a dimwit.

If it bothers you so much, then maybe you SHOULD go to Gaia, because one little thread out of a hundred in /b/ alone (and only then for a couple of hours) annoying the fucking hell out of you means you're too sensitive for the crap that gets thrown about in /b/ anyway. After all, we are in actuality the same person.

Of course, if you post here again, then we have the final proof that you are just an immature troll who's up past his bedtime. See, now I don't even know who I'm fighting any more... thank you /b/ for being completely ambigious in your nature.

I guess I'll just leave too.... see you all tommorrow, where you'll all be posting in an exact carbon copy clone of this thread, causing me to gripe about it again. Kiss kiss.

>>17400635

You forgot the part where you touch yourself at night.

<3 bikko, but i think the spam has scared off the op. nice going, idiots.

>>17397870
by the time she is older their "might be" advanced enough postesis for a cyborg girl, that would be awesome.

>>17400621

bikko-chan?

>>17400541
Good idea. I was considering something edible, gets rid of the evidence just in case, but hadn't considered those things. Only need one hand to whack it, too (not like that, you filthy bastards).

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>>17400399 asked for it

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>>17401098

NO! I won't allow it. This is the first decent thread of today (hell, this week?) I WILL NOT allow you to weeaboo it up. GTFO, shut the hell up or contribute to the actual content/OP. If you have a problem with it, simply type your address and city/town name and we can discuss this like adults. Am I understood?

I love cripple-desu already. :)

>>17401145

NO! I won't allow it. This is the first decent thread of today (hell, this week?) I WILL NOT allow you to weeaboo it up. GTFO, shut the hell up or contribute to the actual content/OP. If you have a problem with it, simply type your address and city/town name and we can discuss this like adults. Am I understood?

>>17401244

NO! I won't allow it. This is the first decent thread of today (hell, this week?) I WILL NOT allow you to weeaboo it up. GTFO, shut the hell up or contribute to the actual content/OP. If you have a problem with it, simply type your address and city/town name and we can discuss this like adults. Am I understood?

>>17401074
No, I'm still here, I was just grabbing something from the kitchen. Cute attempt at internet dramas with the flooding, though. And *I'm* the cancer that is killing /b/? Nigra, please.

And for the record, I had actually thought about the red prosthetic eye thing myself once, embarassed as I am to admit it. I'm not that big a Rozen Fag, though.

(Though, she will have some delicious prosjoints...)

If this is true, I support adopting her if it's at all possible.

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

indoctinate her on the benefits of heterochromia, because she'd be so much cooler with mismatched eye colors. also, tender love.

>>17401142
Still think you need a blog of this, it would be win

post post post

paste paste paste

pasta pasta pasta

No, I'm still here, I was just grabbing something from the kitchen. Cute attempt at internet dramas with the flooding, though. And *I'm* the cancer that is killing /b/? Nigra, please.

And for the record, I had actually thought about the red prosthetic eye thing myself once, embarassed as I am to admit it. I'm not that big a Rozen Fag, though.

(Though, she will have some delicious prosjoints...)

No, I'm still here, I was just grabbing something from the kitchen. Cute attempt at internet dramas with the flooding, though. And *I'm* the cancer that is killing /b/? Nigra, please.

And for the record, I had actually thought about the red prosthetic eye thing myself once, embarassed as I am to admit it. I'm not that big a Rozen Fag, though.

(Though, she will have some delicious prosjoints...)

What's Gaia ?

No, I'm still here, I was just grabbing something from the kitchen. Cute attempt at internet dramas with the flooding, though. And *I'm* the cancer that is killing /b/? Nigra, please.

And for the record, I had actually thought about the red prosthetic eye thing myself once, embarassed as I am to admit it. I'm not that big a Rozen Fag, though.

(Though, she will have some delicious prosjoints...)

No, I'm still here, I was just grabbing something from the kitchen. Cute attempt at internet dramas with the flooding, though. And *I'm* the cancer that is killing /b/? Nigra, please.

And for the record, I had actually thought about the red prosthetic eye thing myself once, embarassed as I am to admit it. I'm not that big a Rozen Fag, though.

(Though, she will have some delicious prosjoints...)

Befriend her, then fuck her once she is out, if she ever gets out.

1. You get sex with her
2. You get to have pretty much all the sex you want with her
3. You don't risk losing your job because you raped a patient

>>17401457

YOU DIDN'T END WITH DESU!

>>17397460
LOLI-MECHAWARRIORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17401327
Well, I'm not sure about a blog, but I'm considering posting regular updates here.

Despite CNN's assurances, I'm at least somewhat anonymous this way. And I don't think messing with broken lolis is something homeland security cares about very much.

question for OP: Will you try to get a pic or 10????

It would be awesome, wouldn't it ?

>>17401531

Where is all this shit coming from?

>>17401323
too bad it wasn't her right eye that went missing. she seems more likely to become the silent but understanding type than the bitchy drama-whore type.

FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
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kill her with fire

Question: explain what is Gaia ?

>>17401488
That's cause I'm OP's girlfriend from future. He just made me look like that Suiseiseki girl from that Rozen anime. Yeah, I'm the criple and this is the year 2026. I have "delicious prosjoints" and all. I don't end my sentences with "desu" when he's not home because even after all these years it feels sort of silly.

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>>17399078

>>17401631

Fucking LOL'd

I await the day some /b/tard actually does this, and posts pics.

Write /b/ one one of her stumps while shes sleeping, pics for great justice.

>>17401616
Cripple-Sousei?
...
I'm living vicariously through you now but
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT

>>17401613
From me, mostly.
The rest were posted by Anonymous.

>>17401758

well ffs MOAR

>>17401616
err wait. i mean too bad it wasn't her left eye that she lost.

You are the /b/ that is killing cancer! You are the /b/ that is killing cancer! You are the /b/ that is killing cancer! You are the /b/ that is killing cancer! You are the /b/ that is killing cancer! You are the /b/ that is killing cancer! You are the /b/ that is killing cancer!

>>17401545
Well, I'll see what can be done. No promises.

Oh, and here's the closest resemblance I could find after three minutes of half-assed googling. Girl on the right, in the white, with the pink sash. Not a dead ringer, but closer than most.

Can a half japanese chick even HAVE blonde hair and green eyes?!

>>17401699
Don't laugh at me. I'm serious. We'll even appear in one episode of Believe it or Not around 2018.

>>17401662
>>17401662
thanks

>>17401705
Take picture of her sleeping body with /b/ sign.

/b/ is the cancer that is killing you!

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WILL PHOTOS HAPPEN? IF HAPPEN THAN WHEN, I WILL GIVE ALL INTERNETS IF HAPPEN

>>17401971
Sure they can. I mean, I've seen one myself (you know, in her room). Apparently, her father was almost stereotypically scandanavian, bright blonde hair, blue eyes, six foot+, etc. She's still got pretty clearly Japanese-y features, mostly (luckily, of the cute kind, not the 'oh god, i see why the men raped nanking' kind), but most of her coloration is equally pretty clearly from his side of the family. Her skin is somewhere in between a pale japanese and a pale (rather than goldish) fjordish.

Frankly, I'd say she won the genetic lottery, too bad about the non-predetermined alterations.

>>17402169

NO! I won't allow it. This is the first decent thread of today (hell, this week?) I WILL NOT

allow you to weeaboo it up. GTFO, shut the hell up or contribute to the actual content/OP. I

>>17401946
cute
also, lol @ white guy taking pictures. probably a pedophile, maybe even a /b/tard.

Posting in a legendary thread.

>>17402270
So OP, have you already determined your course of action?

>>17402270
that's WHY it happened, so she wouldnt take over the world.

>>17401971

Yes - it is possible.

>>17402434

We already decided you wouldn't be raping her, right? Right?

>>17402270
god hates perfection

What the fuck man?
First 420chan then here... where the fuck can I browse without finding paedo assholes everywhere

Is this scarred one-legged girl in the pictures from an anime? If so which one because I need to torrent it right fucking now.

>>17402529
god is a /b/tard
he likes to fuck shit up for people because it makes him lol

>>17402613
try 12chan

>>17402503
>>17402270
Mmmm, seen many mixed Chinese/Japanese with Spanish or American parents but they always just looked like a pale asian. Moar research is needed.

>>17402630

The explanation I've seen is that she's a tribute to a friend the artist had that got mangled in an accident but didn't let it depress her.

So, no anime :)

>>17402630
nope. some artist just created her.

>>17402631

The first recorded instance of God trolling was in the book of Job.

LOL

>>17402630

Seconded.

/B/ I NED UR ADVIEC ON SOMETHNG SINC3 UR PROBABLEY DA ONES MOST QUALIFEID 2 GIEV IT
IMM!!11! WTF LOL A NURS3-ORDARLEY AT A NURSNG HOME B3N THEYRE FOR A Y3AR SO FAR I WORK TEH NIGHT SHIFT ON DA WEST WNG!!1!11 OMG ITS NOT TAHT 2UGH SINC3 MOST OF DA R3SIEDNTS R SO OLD AND MEDICAETD TAHT THAY SLEP TEH NIGHT AWAY ONLEY RAERLEY DYNG OR STROKNG OUT OR GETNG UP 2 EAT THERE OWN POP OR SOM3THNG!!111!! WTF I USUALY WIND UP PLAYNG WIT MAH DS OR READNG AT TEH NURSAS STATION FOR TEH FUL FOUR HOURS IMM ON WATCH ALONE FROM 1 2 5
HOWEV3R!111! WTF LOL A NU PATEINT ARIEVD A MONTH AGO WHICH GOT MAH ATANTION!1!1!1 A SAVEN Y3AR OLD GIRL TAHT WAS IN A CAR CRASH TAHT KIL3D HAR PAERNTS AND 2K HAR LEGS RIGHT ARM AND RIGHT EY3!!!1111! WTF LOL AS A WARD OF DA STAET AND SO MAS3D UP BY AL TEH TRAUMA MANTALY TAHT NO FOST3R PAERNTS WUD 2UCH H3R SHE GOT SENT HER3 WH3N SHE GOT OUT OF TEH HOSPITAL!!!!1 LOL GOD SH3S SO CUTA SHES HALF-JAPAENSE BUT HAS BLOND3 HARE AND TEH REST OF HAR BODY TAHT DIDNT GET CUT AWAY SI JUST P3RFACT SHE UESD 2 B A GYMNAST IT SEMS!1!11!1! WTF IVE HAD 2 ANSW3R HAR CAL BUTON S3VERAL TIEMS SO FAR WHEN SHES HAD 2 UES TEH RESTROM IN DA MIDLA OF DA NIGHT WHICH MEANT CARYNG H3R FROM H3R BD 2 TEH 2IELT THEN HOLDNG H3R AS SHE UESD IT AND SHE ALWAYS LOKS AWAY FROM ME WHAN SH3 DID SO BLUSHNG A LITLE BIT
ANYWAY!!1!1!11 OMG MAH QU3STION SHUD I STIK IT IN HER POP3R (MONG OTH3R THNGS)?!??!!??! OMG WTF I MAAN SHE ISNT GONG 2 B ABL3 2 RESIST AND I CAN GO IN THEYRE WHAN SHES ASLEP THEN COVER UP H3R GOD EYE AND MOUTH BFORA SHE 3VAN KNOWS IMM THERE WIT AL DA DRUGS SHES ON!1!11 OMG LOL SHES SO MES3D UP MENTALY TAHT SHA PROBABLEY WUDNT T3L ANYONA CONSIEDRNG SH3S BAERLEY TOK3D 2 AL DA SHRINKS THAYV3 HAD HER SENG SINC3 TEH ACIEDNT!11!!!1! OMG WTF IMM A PRATY G3NTL3 GUY AND TH3RES PLANTY OF LUB AROUND HERE (OBVIOSLY) AND ITD B PRETY EASY 2 CL3AN HER UP AFTARWARD 2
ANYWAY!!1!111 WTF LOL WUT DO U THINK /B/???!?!!?! LOL PICTURE WUT R3LAETD!!1!1111 OMG WTF

IT'S EASY WHEN YOU'RE JESUS, LOL

>>17402668
It's definitely possible. They can even have blue eyes.

Nurse-kun, you have a GO

>>17402630
Nope, just an original character from one artist that became really popular. So there's tons of fanart of the character.

>>17402716
>>17402712
Aw poo. Well is there at least a sauce?

Damnit, I have to leave.

OP, keep up VERY updated. Every time she so much as stirs in her sleep, tell us.

Goddamnit, she sounds so fucking adorable. I just want to cuddle with her. Damnit.

>>17402810
Source is here somewhere: http://orz.gurochan.net/req/kareha.pl/1126789374/

you would fuck with her head even more


thats fucked /b/


i hate you

>>17395655 he rest of her body that didn't get cut away is just perfect

This is the perfect exemplar of what it is to be a /b/tard.

>>17397050 Rape is bad though, and having sex with a 7 year old permenantly damages them so don't actually go through with it.

Wouldn't want to damage the one with all the amputatiuons and mental problems, I guess...

>>17402927
Oh come on, I and OP are going to be happy together.

What the hell is with all you n00b faggots telling him this "wait till she's older" "build up her trust" bullshit? THIS IS FUCKING /b/ FOR CHRISSAKES.

I SAY, STICK IT IN HER POOPER RIGHT NOW. :D

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah cuz we all know when some one's life is messed up and horrible we should ruin it more.

>>17403023
see
>>17399850

GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS! HES FUCKING LYING! AND YOU ALL KNOW IT! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MORONS ARGUE AND TRY TO SOUND HxC AND SHIT OVER A FAKE SITUATION? BECAUSE YOURE SO PATHETIC IN REAL LIFE THAT YOU HAVE TO TRY AND BUILD AN ONLINE PERSONALITY THAT IS UNCARING AND "TOUGH"!!
YOU ALL FUCKING FAIL FREUD SAYS SO!

>>17402668
>>17402757
brown is dominant, so her japanese parent would have to have had one allele for non-brown eyes. that might mean the girl is not exactly half japanese. same story with the blonde hair. however, all the sources i've looked at on the internet in the last few minutes use terms like "likely to" and "in almost all cases," so i guess it could be possible.

>>17403274
Welcome to /b/ faggot, enjoy your stay.

>>17395655
If she blushes in an innocent way from simple human touch after her parents have been killed and her body maimed, then either she has the willpower of ten men or her priorities are somewhat screwy.

Is anyone making a screenshot composite of this thread? I'm only archiving the text.

>>17396795
>See, I'm probably just a fucking psychopath, but I'd totally try to get her to like me, with the aim of having her put in my care, then seduce her over the next couple of years while she grows up. Hitting an asian loli is fine, and amputees are sexy, but raping mentaly scared girls just aint that cool.

That makes perfect sense to me.

>>17403282
Reika Hashimoto is my fetish, half spanish half jap
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=reika%20hashimoto

lul whuts goin on in dis tred?

Almost 400 replies to copypasta? For shame /b/, for shame

>>17402434
Ok, OP here: I won't be poopering her in the foreseeable future. I mean, when /b/ can come down at least in the slight minority against doing a barrel roll into a loli, it clearly isn't the right course of action, though I guess I did know that already.

I really wish I could get you guys a recording of her voice. She doesn't have an accent, because she was born and raised here in America, and her mother (the Japanese half) comes from a long line of Japanese-Americans (who disowned her, I guess, when she married Mr. Swedish Meatball, because loli's relatives/contact information is nonexistent, just social workers), but her voice...well, it's just the most beautiful thing I'd ever heard, when she first spoke to me (about the wheelchair).

Even as flat and brusque as it was, it was like hearing an angel whisper hymns, and I still get goosebumps every time I've heard it since. I can't wait for tonight...I think I should bring her something else, maybe a tiny little keychain sized stuffed doll or something, or maybe a little wristband...any other ideas, guys?

>>17403418
She's also biting orderlies and speaking less than three words a day. And it was the fact that he had to hold her in the bathroom so she could take a fucking piss, not a simple touch. You make a good point though, anonymous.

>>17395655

PLEASE DO NOT. For the love of God, DO NOT. Raping a mentally distressed amputee loli is below even a /b/tard.

Hey, weren't you guys at 400 posts some minutes ago? Did the mods delete some posts?

>>17403606
Oh, and for the record, this isn't copypasta. I mean, I know every other copypasta says it isn't copypasta, but this really isn't. This is really happening. Shit, do a google search for clusters of the OP text, you aren't going to find it anywhere else on the internets, because it didn't exist before I wrote it.

>>17403691
A keyring... to keep her keys on...

hope this user gets banned

> She doesn't have an accent, because she was born and raised here in America

Uh, so you mean she has an American accent. Get it right.

Seriously. Until a picture of said chick is posted here, OP's post is nothing but Copypasta.

No need to provide proof, anonymous.

I bet she's just a Loli pic and dosen't exist.

>>17403691
A little stuffed doll could be a nice little gift. Though, if you could get away with it with the administration, give her a normal sized teddybear or something.

>>17403782

Jesus, so it's NEW copypasta. I mean, everything must have started once. And you can't tell me that every single person purportedly being the OP was him.

>>17403571
hawt, but her eyes are still brown

EPIC LEGENDARY WIN
and i'm talking about amputee loli reap kind of win

its almost certain its just a made up story, though

however it is, i support the dolljoints and red eye plan

best thread in weeks, months maybe

>>17403705
Um, I have to admit, she didn't seem to get at all distressed until she may have possibly noticed me looking down there, which I quickly stopped doing, just before I caught her looking away as well, out of my peripheral vision.

I was being pretty unprofessional, it's true, since I'd never had any inclination to look at any other of my patients taking a piss before, but then, half of my patients before her were in depends, and the other half, well, I prayed for their merciful deaths every time.

She's not a robot, or animuishly designed to be the perfect cold-hearted Rei-clone. She's a real girl.

...this was almost badass enough to beat off to.

Fuck those other fags.

Shinku knows what you need to do, OP

From this moment on you are Setsudankanzya Otoko.

Go forth and raep for win - your /b/rothers demand it!

PENIS

>>17403984
Imagine how she feels for a moment, her parents are dead and shes crippled. Now she has to rely on a sexually abusive pedophile to help her use the toilet. I'm sure she'll fall in love with you.

>>17403917
Not every one, no, but those with decent grammar that aren't saying 'LOL U ALL SUCK I LIAR', or variations thereupon, have been me.

DO:
+Be nice to her
+Perhaps get her some candy
DON'T:
-Refer to her as loli anywhere other than /b/
-Stick it in her pooper
-Take pics
-Do anything else that would leave incriminating evidence

While I'm thrilled and would like pics, I know as well as everybody here that it'd just fuck things up. There is nothing on the internets that's more important than a loli's IRL well-being, not even /b/

>>17403837
Yeah, whatever, eurofag.

>>17404083
The system DOES work!

DON'T: give her pizza

cos loli haet pizza

>>17403890
I'll bring it up at next week's meeting...perhaps a possibility of allowing individual gifts, with the potential that it could improve morale with the rest of the patients to grandparent her a bit (well, the non-racists, anyway).

This is just for tonight. Babysteps...

If you raeped her...

god she would be having a bad month.

She will let you coerce her into sticking it in her pooper soon enough. Take your time, sir.

>>17395655

Well, the many moral apostels here in /b/.

Do whatever you want, but be aware of the consequences. If any word of this get's out, YOU'RE FUCKED.

Leave no evidence behind, use a condom, don't take pictures, and i FUCKING HOPE you posted this using chained proxies. If not, look for another loli.

If you want to act on your urges and fuck a little girl, use some goddamned planning. Otherwise you're going to get caught.

>>17404124
Loath though I may be to admit it, this man does speak the truth. Also, think of yourself: even if she never does get sorted out upstairs, you'l always know what went on. And do you really want that on the tattered remnants of your conscience?

>>17395884
MEME FAIL, IT'S 1 W, 1 R, 6 OR 20 Y'S. AND IT'S PRONOUNCED REEE, NOT LIKE THE FUCKING BREAD.
>>17396429
Seconded.

>>17403747
nothing (well, maybe something, i dunno lol) is below a /b/tard. however, a truly great /b/tard knows that the most epic course of action is not always the most depraved one.

>>17403837
Shut up, you stuck up British faggot.

One arm, one eye and 7 years old? Seems like a /b/tard's dream girl.

>>17404327

Obviously your solution should be to steal medications from this place, sell them, get rich, and whisk this loli away to live the glob trotting high life with you and your second cousin Otis Van Hoofen.

Half Japanese and blonde? What are the chances?

Black hair is a dominant gene.