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Anyway, I showed up at the home, the designated meeting place, before noon, leaving my vehicle parked in my usual employee's spot despite not technically being there on business, and headed inside. I headed for my usual wing, and found her day nurse at the station, and we chatted a bit about this endeavour. It is, after all, a rather unusual one, but the rest of the staff does have to admit that she's in a rather unusual situation, too...it's my hope that I can kind of inspire some of the others to consider doing this as well, but I can't expect too much, of course. They do have lives of their own, after all...everybody does, which is why kids like her wind up being forgotten and abandoned in the system in the first place, really.

Anyway, I headed for her room and was met with her already sitting up in her bed, dressed in the sweater and a t-shirt my mom had gotten her for christmas, and the pair of pants she'd asked me to pick up for her friday night, which I'd delivered on saturday...she was wearing her legs, you see, despite having to use her chair. I suppose she figured that being stared at for being in a chair was bad enough...having people she doesn't know staring at her stumps would be worse.

M-m--m-m-m-m-mULTRA bu,p

Hallo Nurse-kun

I can't stand the faggots sucking up to you, but that doesn't mean I don't want to hear your story.

Proceed.

(in b4 faggots)

Is this prons?

>>21189916

aww... kinda sad yet really shows how smart she is. She's looking in the future and thinking about what people will think of her legs, and fixing the problem herself.

Maybe I just don't give kids enough credit, but she seems rather smart.

Wikichan archiving is active, lul

Bump more.

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made it finally into a Nurse-kun thread.
bump.

POST FASTER DAMMIT

Sup Sarafan.

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>>21189916
She hadn't yet donned the pair of boots I'd picked up as well, which was understandable, and it was impressive enough that she'd managed to get her legs and the pants over said legs on by herself as it was. So I helped slip them on, which was a bit of a challenge considering the dimensions of the feet, and tightened the laces at the top, while I told her that I thought she looked very nice, and that I'd try and make sure she had a good day. Sitting on the edge of the bed, I helped her put on her jacket, then helped her into her chair...and we headed for the front doors, where the social worker was already waiting.

She'd just arrived a few minutes earlier, more or less on time for the rendevous, and carrying a briefcase, apparently intent (as it later turned out) on getting some work done while she kept an eye on me. I suppose, in hindsight, the fact that she didn't think she needed to watch me like a hawk with her full attention is a compliment, really. In any case, the family services van was waiting outside, so out we went.

>>21190662
Ack! I've been spotted! Carcer, is that you?

>>21190526
I'M A NURSE, NOT A SECRETARY, DAMNIT

can someone post the link to the wiki? i've missed a few rounds of this.

Yes. Yes it is.

>>21190745
Cry more noob

>>21190804
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

>>21190804
Dont just passively read chapter 16 though. he;lp keep the actual /b/ thread active.

http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

>>21190804
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

TOGI OTOKO, BANZAI!
TOGI OTOKO, BANZAI!
TOGI OTOKO, BANZAI!

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>>21190679
The guy driving helped me load her up inside, with the assistance of a little crane-lift like they have on some buses, and I took a seat next to her in the back, while the social worker sat up front with him. And off we went! The first stop was the central library, which was about a half hour away, the hospital/home/etc being out in the residential part of town, and it being downtown. Fortunately, traffic was light, so we got there without too many complications...which was good, considering our poor girl had her eyes shut and my hand squeezed in her good one as tightly as she could, her iPod on loudly enough to block out traffic sounds, and a look of...pain, almost, on her face the entire time. As if terror when she was sleeping wasn't bad enough.

We finally arrived, the driver helping us unload out front, then heading off to find a parking lot to wait for the pickup time. She slowly began to recover as soon as the vehicle had stopped and the side door opened, and had mostly calmed down by the time I wheeled her in through the front door.

Terry Bogard approves. BURNING!

>>21190741
Oh, btw, we can't be friends anymore. I wanted to be a sysop too joey bishop

Scott from cali needs to get out of this thread with his Terry.

bumpo

>>21191249
stop circumventing anonymity in a Nurse-kun thread. I'll leave updating the wiki to you, and do my best to put in a good word for you w/ wikiSysop, but right now this "lol, I know you!" faggery-doo is just as bad as spam. This is a nurse-kun update, not a fanclub meeting.

I'm afraid our fanboy zealousness has frightened our dear Nurse-kun away...

In any event, lets salvage the remaining thread with Azumanga Daioh porn, yes?

fagrsgrdgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>21191501
I second this motion

>>21191094
I'd called ahead to explain her situation, and ask if they had anyone working there that had experience with similar ones. As it turns out, there was indeed an older woman there that handled class trips, organizations (boy scouts, girl guides (which it turns out she'd been previously, if casually), etc), and suchlike. She met us at the information desk on the main floor, introduced herself to our girl, then asked her if there was anything in particular she liked to read. She was a bit reserved in her answer, not really giving much in the way of helpful responses; the woman seemed to take this in stride and suggested that perhaps she'd like to browse through the young adult's floor and see if there was anything she liked, to which she nodded, and off we went.

Thus followed an hour and a half of nomadic roaming through bookshelves and aisles, with occasional breaks to peruse interesting items in sunlit reading areas. She got a few stares in the course of this, which left her looking uncomfortable and unhappy at first, but she eventually just stopped trying to catch what other people were looking at (her) and focused on her own interests, which gave me a surge of pride.

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>>21191501
If you feel the need to post it, go ahead, but I'm not done just yet.

>>21191581
I second this motion

>>21191548
30 minutes of hell for a trip to the library... I hope they atleast extended her checkout limit.

>>21191679
Nurse-kun + Azumanga Daioh porn in one thread = best thread on /b/ in months. POST POST POST

>>21190662
I'd second this motion, but there's broken glass on the floor...

>>21190149
Kids are like people.
I think if anything makes kids smarter it's that they've got the guts to feel smart. Surety's kinda at a premium when it comes to adults, and the people who are sure get sure through being assholes.
But I think people who suffer are smarter too. When bad, bad things happen that change the rest of your life, you learn to think more rationally and plan ahead because it's been evidenced that you need to. It shows maturity, being able to take a situation like that and think of the steps you'll need to take to protect yourself in the future.

>>21191804
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>>21191769

reno approves of Hardgay but not of Terry...needs more Badguy (if you are scott youll understand)

Also, this is nothing more than a bump.

>>21191548
Time passed more quickly than I'd thought it would, with her social worker drifting along behind us half the time, observing, and working on reports and other paperwork in a reading area the rest. Before too long, we had a basket of books and an appetite, so we headed back downstairs, to the cafe attached to the main floor of the library. It's not half bad, with freshly made sandwiches, soups, and baked goods; for her, it seemed that it was like a gift from heaven, considering the catering quality of the places she'd been living for months on end. She ordered a bowl of vegetable soup and a turkey sandwich; while she didn't hoover them down (she has very good table manners, really), the relish with which she ate was a marked contrast to the times I've seen her eat the food at the home, when I'd worked days there.

She only finished half her sandwich, but all of her soup, so we had it wrapped up, along with some cookies from the baked goods section, and headed out to rendevous with our transportation again, to head for the city's orchestra HQ.

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this shit has been going way too long
you need to provide pics to convince me
you're just not believable without pics
it would be epic, if you posted fucking pics

>>21191928
And Sakaki at that. Fuck Osaka! I LOVE THIS THREAD

>>21191501
Please, no Chiyo porn. It'd just...wrong, in this thread.

>>21191838
>>surety
That her name?

>>21192207
/b/ respects not your morals! Adblock exists for a reason.

>>21192244
English mother fucker, do you speak it?

>>21192244

sur·e·ty (shŏŏr'ĭ-tē) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. sur·e·ties

1. The condition of being sure, especially of oneself; self-assurance.
2. Something beyond doubt; a certainty.

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>>21192207
that would only give fodder to the "Nurse-kun's a pedo" camp. C cups and larger.

>>21192406
Nurse-kun is clearly a pedo anyway, it's not like that's in question anymore

>>21192034
I'd discussed the possibility of going to watch them rehearse with her yesterday, and on friday night...because, as we'd reasoned, she might not want to watch people doing something she can't anymore. Which, yes, I know she sort of has to do quite often, but...still. We'd had a fairly lengthy (well, for her) conversation on the subject, going on for nearly a half-hour, but in the end, she told me: "I'd been around music, and people that make music, for as long as I can remember...I miss it.".

Well, that was that. Even if she also admitted that she was...sad...that she couldn't do it anymore, it seemed that it wasn't enough to deter her, at least as far as she reckoned. So, off we went, the orchestra's home only being five or six blocks away, a mercifully shorter trip for her, particularly since she's had a tendency to get sick if she's eaten and riden since the accident as well, despite not having such problems before it. She managed to hold it together (well, she didn't enjoy it any more than the first ride, but it didn't go worse, either), and we were soon at the steps of the hall. Fortunately, the building had been upgraded to be handicapped accessable when one of the conducters had suffered a stroke (so I heard when I checked it out yesterday) in the mid-90s, so we headed up the sloping ramp and inside.

>>21192470

Careful everyone. Do not feed the trolls

>>21192552
did you discuss your planned locations with her shrink before hand, or did she pretty much write you a blank check?

After a several threads, I guess it's safe to assume you've stoppped using the same picture for each thread.

figured id add something to the drawings

MOOOOAR

more sakaki plox

>>21192552
The person in charge of handling the public that comes to watch met us there, and...actually recognized her. He looked somewhat shocked, and turned a bit pale when he saw her, and swiftly moved to direct us to our seats...it seems that her family had been perrenial season ticket holders. She hadn't mentioned that to me before...but it did explain a few things, once she mentioned this while we were taking our seats. Anyway, they soon started up, so we hushed ourselves, and listened. She was particularly intense, as much as I've seen her, anyway...

They played through three or four pieces before it happened; she leaned over toward me, which I noticed enough to lean in as well, then whispered, looking unhappy, that she needed to use the washroom. Her social worker heard this as well, and a perplexed frown crossed her face...since she wasn't sure how to handle this.

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>>21193023
If we keep this up and assume nobody else shows up to spam guro or something, this might just be the best thread ever, let alone in months.

Bumping for great justice.

>>21193088
Yes, I had a talk with her about them. She gave her approval on them.

>>21193323
Obligatory Jelly Rolls

>>21193274
If doesn't end with bottles of piss being thrown at nazi orchestra conductors I will be very disappointed

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>>21193588
gtfo granny

bumping w/random p0rn

btw looking good nurse-kun, a year or so of this and they might let you keep her :)

God damnit, I should be working on my paper but this is far too interesting! Thanks Nurse-kun! :(

PLEASE REPORT ON WHAT BOOKS SHE GOT ASAP

>>21193274
Generally, kids can use the washroom themselves, or if they need he;lp, can get it from the chaperone, since the mentor-type isn't generally 'qualified' to do so. However, in this case, she, the chaperone and social worker, wasn't qualified to he;lp her, while I, the mentor-type, not only was, but did so professionally...for this specific girl, no less. You could almost see the gears turning in her head as she mulled this over; when our girl repeating her request a bit more urgently after ten seconds or so, her worker finally sighed under her breath, almost visibly having given up on her computations, and gestured for me to go ahead. So I quickly wheeled her out of her spot beside the aisle, and out into the lobby, heading for the women's room...figuring that I'd get away with that more easily considering my professional status and situation, and figuring taking her into a men's room would invite way more trouble than the alternative.

I helped her with her problem, which was somewhat more problematic in and of itself than as usual at the home, due to her additional clothing and weight/mass from her legs; still, we achieved great success (wawaweewa), and while I was helping her clean up and get dressed again afterwards, she started crying.

>>21193686
THIS IS NOT AZUMANGA DAIOH PORN

SAKAKI DISAPPROVES

it's pretty fucking encouraging to see someone from 4chan doing something like this

and to think, the first time i stepped on /b/'s doorstep i thought the human race was doomed

>>21193748
That's so terrible.
Thank you for helping her.

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/r/ more Azu prons of the variety Chiyo appears to enjoy

You're a good man, Nurse-kun.

more pls

age for the rest of the story.

>>21193778

I apologize, heres some Osaka to make amends

Nurse-kun, you're like a little sunshine lazer in a universe of black clouds. Keep on shoopin' <3

Whoops, how'd that get in there?!

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>>21194270
Damn straight.

>>21193748
I asked her what was wrong, being rather concerned, as is only right, and she couldn't answer at first, trying futily to keep up with her tears with her back of her good hand and her sleeve, while biting her lip and trying to keep from getting any 'worse'. Seeing her in this state, I could only do the first thing that sprang to mind...which was to shift my position to take a seat, and hold her (yes, in my lap) comfortingly, murmering that it was all right, asking her to tell me what was wrong, soothingly; upon which she just started sobbing, and buried her face in my shoulder, clutching at my sleeve with her good hand. ...thank god the bathroom was empty.

She kept up like this for nearly five minutes, heaving and sobbing, and getting my shirt rather damp, before she finally started calming down again, slowly. I started telling her how sorry I was, that I shouldn't have brought her here...not being a complete dunce, it seemed obvious what the problem was...but she spoke up, though still muffled and choked, sniffling, to tell me not to apologize. I offered her some kleenex, and helped her dry her face and blow her nose (which was running by now, of course), and she was quiet through it all, just looking down at the floor, refusing to meet my eye with her own.

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I'm spent, somebody take over. and remember, the objective is to make us NOT appear to be pedos. lets see how long we can refrain from opening our chiyo folders.

>>21194497
Wouldn't it be funnier to pretend to be pedos?

Bump, ilu Nurse-kun! <3

>>21194617
Strangely enough, not in a Nurse-kun thread.

>>21194701
A thread about looking after disabled little girls is the BEST time to pretend to be pedo. Don't forget where you are.

>>21194449
you shouldhave told her "there there, it'll start to feel better soon... You just have to be strong for me, ok?"
Freak the shit out of anyone in the other stalls.

>>21194791
he said the bathroom was empty

reading comprehension sucks

Posting in a Nurse-kun thread.

>>21194791
and then we find nurse-kun in federal pound you in the ass prison

>>21194791
Apparently it was empty... It would b fun if someone entered the bathroom and saw a man and a young girl crying...

>>21194882
fucking wordfilters

>>21194449
After a couple minutes more, when I finally spoke again to ask her if she was feeling all right and that she was sure she wanted to go back out there, she nodded slowly...and I lifted her in my arms as I stood up, then helped her into her chair again, adjusted her coat and boots slightly, and wheeled her back out again, to wash our hands (we just made a threesome out of it beneath the tap), then headed back to the seats and the orchestra.

Her social worker gave me a look when I helped her settle in again at being gone so long; I leaned in toward her, and whispered 'mini-breakdown, she's feeling better now'. She seemed to consider this for a moment, looking at her, as she stared at the musicians on the stage silently, then finally nodded and leaned back in her seat again.

>>21194925
He'd be V& for sure

>>21194882
I know what he said, im just making the obvious joke.

oh wow I finally caught a live Nurse-kun thread.

Guy's like, my new hero and shit.

>>21194945
was wondering how she washes her hand...

mini-breakdown mini-breakdown mini-breakdown mini-breakdown mini-breakdown mini-breakdown mini-breakdown mini-breakdown mini-breakdown

>(we just made a threesome out of it beneath the tap)

In before taking this quote hilariously out of context.

HAY NURSE-KUN

THIS REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

>>21195187
im pretty sure we all know what we thought when we saw that and it wasnt good

>>21195219
Bad taste, sir.

in before mini-breakdown becomi... shit

Does this remind you of anything?

>>21195117
its these little details that make the story so beleivable. You'd have to be one messed up Bel-airist to get that deep into details...

Then again, I still find it hard to beleive that there exists a nursing home with an inhouse shrink that still plays WWII movies...

>>21195316
oh god

whoah, this thing got totally buried by the hal turner raids.. the chick has legs now?

>>21194945
The orchestra wrapped up after another twenty minutes, with what I actually managed to recognize as The Magic Flute (yay grade school music class), and they started to pack up, with the fifteen or so other people in the audience beginning to file out. A few stared at her as they walked past, which just led her to look down at the floor again, so I stood up and interposed myself between her and the aisle, leaning over her to he;lp her put her jacket on again for the trip outside. While I was doing so, I whispered to her, the noise of people trodding past probably making it just between us though it wasn't really planned that way, "You're braver than any of them, and cuter, too.". I really wasn't sure what to say, but felt I had to say something to try and cheer her up, so that's what came out. And it seemed to work, too, as she looked up again...and gave me a little ghost of a smile.

Feeling a bit better (or less worse) about the whole thing, I helped wheel her out into the lobby again, the social worker calling our driver to come pick us up, and we were soon loading up for the last stop of the day.

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>>21194756
Sorry, but it appears that Nurse-kun has touched the heart of anonymous. In these threads, anonymous ceases to be the cold, evil, disgusting internet personality it is, and reverts to the kind, shy, gentle denizens the people behind the screen are in real life.

bumping a thread of azu porn but more importantly HOLY SHIT DG

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>>21195483
Prosthetic ones, yes.

>>21195219
Well, there was this one club in mexico that one spring break...

(d^-^)d

>>21195483
He is only referring to her prosthetic legs, which she has been learning to use since the beginning of his story. She never, as far as he has indicated, uses them outside of her training sessions with them, but is now using them on their day out to draw less attention.

>>21195591
untrue. We are building this up to some point where we can betray him.
Also many lolicon addicts are faping to this story.

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>>21195591
Maybe, but this is still /b/, we're still Anonymous... Don't forget that. Never forget that.

>>21195806
I fap to loli but I can't fap to this. I'd give the girl a hug.

>>21195640
Awesome, man. Beautiful picture, new desktop. Thank you.

>>21195889
You are alone.

>>21195591
your mom

>>21195806
I'll admit, when I first started reading on wikichan, after having seen a few of the pics first, I began fapping like a champ. But, as I kept reading, I slowed down. My PENIS refused to react any longer, and my heart, some who's say, grew three sizes that day. I still fap to loli, but I can never fap to this. Im too emotionally invested.

And I'm not too macho to admit I've cried manly tears for this story, even when Elfen Lied and Rozen kept me dry.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry. Outside of Nurse-kun threads, we're still the same all-hating /b/tards you know and loathe

>>21196091
Elfen Lied and Rozen made me lol

>>21196094
actually he already posted the last one

Your break is f­ail.

>>21195591
Agreed.
Anonymous is fearsome for its inscrutableness.
Anonymous feels for the poor amputated girl, and values her innocence.
Like the fucking Gunslinger to Jake Chambers.

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>>21195531
Even feeling not as bad as I was, I was a bit unsure about the last excursion of the day. Still, we had another hour before we needed to head back to the home, so it seemed wrong to waste her first time out of there. So off we went, heading out to the edge of the downtown, to the science center/planetarium. I'd checked into it ahead of time, and found they were running a program for sundays, so it'd seemed like a good idea at the time. Still, she had to have been there before as well (on a fieldtrip if nothing else), so after the incident we'd just been through, I was feeling somewhat unsure of myself.

Holding her hand on the fifteen minute trip over, and her holding mine...somehow less tightly, but more closely, if that makes any sense, than before, I decided that I could only keep a brave face on it all rather than show any of my worries, for her, if nothing else. We arrived and were soon on our way inside...

I hate when perfectly good yuri gets fucked up by addition of PENISes, often in places where no PENIS should ever be.

Actually, this cruelty and serenity is dictated by mood. Nurse-kun mellows you out.

>>21196135
It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this.

Of course, cruelty can be committed calmly.

>>21196333
dont lose your head now...oops

>>21196187

NO U

FUCKING BURN THIS ISN'T NURSE-KUN
THIS ISN'T HIS WRITING STYLE

>>21196416
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just some age while I read.

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Great, now this thread can no longer be used as proof that Anon has a heart. Thanks a lot Anonymous troll.

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>>21196606
Anon is just posting that to contrast with the niceness. It makes the rest of the thread look better.

Don't worry, there is no good and evil, right and morally wrong. Just don't affect other people.

>>21196486
I would agree that the first post seems a bit off, but the rest seems to be solid nurse-kun...

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>>21196606
I am Anonymous' heart. Fret not, I will always be here.

Yin to the yang, bitch.

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How was she feeling after the outing?

>>21196308
Anyway, that descent into emoness aside, it was fun, taking us back to the pleasentness that was the first part of our outing. We browsed through the various minor exhibits of interest, including the current 'big thing', an exhibition of NASA gadgets and suchlike. She seemed quite interested by all this, and managed to answer the physics quiz for computing reentry on her first try, after only a few seconds of thought. I was certainly impressed, considering I barely got through the first stage of the math...IS HARD.

We eventually headed into the planetarium section of the building for the constellation/laser/light show, and spent the next half hour being bombarded with a stoner's wet dream, and, I fucking kid you not, a certain song from the Rolling Stones at one point...to which we both laughed, then started singing along with quietly together, to a slightly puzzled look from her social worker.

It was a gas, gas, gaaaaaas...

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Nurse-kun - you mentioned before that she got upset at a doll because it wasn't 'broken' enough. Would she feel better if there was a doll that had similar injuries to her own? I bet there are loads of custom doll makers who'd love a challenge like that, maybe even make little prosthetics to match. Or maybe giving her a Barbie and a small saw?

>>21196664
it actualy doesn't, but keep bumping anyway.

I don't suppose anyone has some nice Azumanga Daioh yuri that doesn't involve hermaphrodites?

FUCK ACCIDENTAL RESTART BRB

>>21196486
Well, you could've fooled me. Shit, am I actually some sort of wealthy playboy with a hot date tonight? Damn, what am I doing in here, then?

>>21196879
Have someone build her a Kanaria for epic win.

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>>21196965
TOUCHING ANONYMOUS' SOUL.

>>21196856
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>>21196606

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Eeeeexcellent.

>>21196856
The pleasentness continued as we headed out of the light show and stopped by the in-house restraunt/cafeteria. I asked her if she'd like anything to spoil her dinner, and we went past an assortment of not particularly healthy kids-friendly food.

Then we got to one sort in particular, and...well, my /b/ness took control, and I couldn't resist. I asked her if she'd like a slice, since they didn't make it at the home at all, and we were already here...and she said, looking slightly distressed (which I felt bad about, but it was too late by then), and I quote: '...no. I don't like pizza.'.

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Nurse-kun, when you type this stuff up before posting, do you save any of it? Wikichan is still missing your Christmas thread, it'd be great if you still had a copy of what you posted...

>>21196856
NURSEMAN KNOWS HOW TO SPELL "pleasent"

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>>21197477
I hope you laughed.
I would have.

>>21197223

sage and text bumps kill you faster

Posting in a Nurse-kun thread.

Agemanga Daioh!

>>21197477

OH SHI-

>>21197477
lol. And this is the line the entire hoax was leading up to. j/k

>>21197504
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>>21197477

LOLI HAET PIZZA?

rofl loli haet pizza ;D


Nurse-kun you manage to win on a moral humane way yet still retain /b/ essence


1 internet is on the way.

loli haet pizza

>>21197477
zing loli haet pizza!

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRSEEEEEE KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

>>21197477
I just fell out of my chair and hit my head on the wall loling.

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All you can really do is what you think is best, at least at the moment.

>>21197668

Oh please let this thread be here when I get home.

>>21197534
goddamnit has nobody caught on yet, the man can't spell "pleasent"

HOLY SHIT LOLI HAET PIZZA. FUCKING LOL.

"Every man has his own destiny: The only imperative is to follow it, to accept it…
…no matter where it leads him."

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>>21197521
Er, no, I type it up on the fly, I don't save any of it. And nothing really got posted on christmas that I haven't mentioned here...my family swung by and met her, gave her some extra presents, it was nice, though she was a bit overwhelmed and flustered, and not terribly personable, which is understandable...but it was nice. She told me later that it was the first time so many people had come to see her since the accident without feeling obligated to, then leaving 'grossed out'.

>>21197814
we're just ignoring it.

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Nurse-kun. I'm so glad! You give me such hope for humanity. Even if the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. I'm such a fool.

Whatever happened with that girl you were going to ask out? Nothing?

Bumpin the best thread on /b/ for quite a while

>>21197561
I fought hard to keep from doing so...and barely succeeded.

>>21197616
I swear to GOD that I'm not making this up...she wouldn't have even mentioned it if I hadn't brought it up, which I did due to my /b/ conditioning...besides, not every kid loev pizza, right? I mean, some of them have to haet it...

Nurse-kun. I'm so glad! You give me such hope for humanity. Even if the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. I'm such a fool.

Whatever happened with that girl you were going to ask out? Nothing?

>>21197832
HAHAHA

OH WOW

>>21197477

Wait... is this nurse-kun or some third party?
Also, a sage is NOT fine.

L­oli h­aet p­enis.

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Nurse-kun. I'm so glad! You give me such hope for humanity. Even if the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. I'm such a fool.

Whatever happened with that girl you were going to ask out? Nothing?

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Nurse-kun is a brave man, to walk such a narrow line. On the one hand, he's a hero for trying to he;lp this girl; on the other hand, he risks becoming AN HERO if he ever lets the character pictured to the left take control.

Be careful, Nurse-kun, but keep helping her. She needs you.

pleasant?

>>21189563

JESUS CHRIST EPIC WIN

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am not a /b/tard at all (never even heard of it till I started reading Nurse-kun's epic, thanks to Dan Kim's first link to the wiki) and I almost shit myself when I logged into the wiki (bookmarked) and it was still being updated. I got here as fast as I could.

Nurse-kun, you are so god damned fucking awesome. You are the embodiment of true love (as I understand it, anyway). You give me hope for the rest of us cretins. Hell, not even cretins: those of us trying hard as we can to make it in the world. YOU ARE MY HERO.

Also, I played EBA for the first time after I read the first couple threads and refused to put it down till I beat the Christmas level. Then I had to tell the chick whose DS I was playing why I was on the verge of tears.

EPIC

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Nurse-kun is a c­ancer that cures. Catch it.

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lies.

age

>>21197477
Barely managing to control myself, I nodded and said 'Well, that's okay. How about a hamburger, then?'. That was somewhat more agreeable to her, and we picked up a burger and fries, and got it packaged to go, then headed back to our ride, who was already waiting on us. We all climbed up and inside, and were soon on our way back to the home, my hand in its usual place clasped within her own (well, hers squeezing onto mine, it not being big enough to really clasp it within or anything). It took ten minutes longer to get back than it took get get out earlier, which wasn't fun for her, but we did get there eventually, and when the van stopped and the social worker and driver were getting out, she told me that she felt better riding with me than she usually did.

We were soon back inside the home, with me carrying a backpack filled with her books, her doggybagged half-sandwich, and her fast food, which I would smuggle past security (seeing as official policy is to frown on outside food). I thanked her social worker for making this happen, and she offered a slightly tired smile in return, telling me that she thought it went as well as could be expected, and that it was a 'good first step'. Then she bid our girl goodbye, saying that she had a nice time with her today, and waved out, getting a ride from the driver back to her office.

Speaking as a female (yes, yes I know - no girls on interbutt, tits or gtfo etc) I think that the level of love and dedication you display by helping this girl so devotedly is a great display of character and fairly attractive. BUT if and when you do become her legal guardian and someday perhaps choose to find yourself a girlfriend/wife/whatever, is there a risk Amputee-chan will feel jealous and possessive, or worse still, betrayed?

A sage reduces PENIS size by 15% according to leading advertisement banner doctors.

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>>21197814
Nobody's perfect? I think I have pretty good grammar, compared to some of my colleagues, as evidenced by their reports...

>>21198220
first rule of /b/, never ever post your actual email address. I'd pray for you sir, but both hands are currently occupied.

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>>21198501
That will not become an issue, since she'll be the girlfriend/wife/loli sex slave/whatever.

>>21198128
I asked her out, she said she already had a boyfriend, but that I was 'nice'. Didn't really strike me was worth mentioning.

NK threads make a nice warm and fuzzy feeling.

>>21198722
worth it to finally see a nurse-kun thread.

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Especially in women's panties apparently.

>>21198662
OH ok I was worried that you were an impostor

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>>21198722
worth it to finally see a nurse-kun thread.

I'm so glad to finnaly see one of these. I adore this story.

>>21198722
Oh my. I actually didn't catch that myself (thinking that it was yet another age/sage).

Ah well, you learn from your mistakes, neh?

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Stop with the email.

>>21198916
leave the email field empty next time, or better yet, put "noko", it'll return you to the thread your posting in after hitting submit.

>>21197477
ALRIGHT THAT IT, I'M DECLARING SHENANIGANS! it's just too...us...to be true!

Hey, Nurse-kun! Sniper-chan's putting you in a comic!

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Wouldn't a wii be easy for the kid?

>>21199102

lol interbutt

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>>21198468
I wheeled her back to her room, pausing to greet her afternoon/evening nurse on the way, then helped her inside, and out of her chair and onto her bed. I then unpacked her meal onto her bedside table, whereupon she started eating french fries and watching me while I removed her boots. I asked if she'd like to keep her legs on a while longer, or if she was ready to remove them for the evening. She seemed to think about this for a few seconds...then said she'd like to keep them on...that she'd 'liked having them for more than an hour' again.

That done, I pulled up her room's chair and had a seat while she ate some more fries quietly, unpacking her books for her, and telling her I'd put her leftover sandwich in the fridge, and make a note that they could include it in her breakfast or lunch tomorrow, perhaps. It was then that I noticed she was trying to get a grip on the burger (which was pretty big for a kid, more adult sized) with her good hand and her prosthetic, with the latter failing pretty miserably at the attempt...

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GODDAMNIT. I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS AN ELABORATE HOAX. SOMEONE START A AMPUTEE-CHAN TRUST FUND.

ALL IN FAVOUR?

Nurse-kun

You mentioned that your girl (because, really, she's no one elses) used to be quite in the music scene. Obviously, she's become somewhat hampered as of late, but I don't believe she has to quit playing for good. The violin probably wouldn't be the best choice for an instrument to persue, but there are other instruments which could be played competently with only the left arm/hand. In particular, I'm thinking of the french horn. I played for seven years and belive that one could still perform quite well with limited right hand use. The valves are operated completely with the left while the right doesn't do much of anything other than sit in the bell. Now, I'm not suggesting that you go out and buy her a horn (starting price is around $2500) and private tutorials; that's obviousley out of the question at your current relationship level. I only mention this to place the idea on the table and to keep posibilities open.

Maybe a wooden recorder could be used one handed

>>21199102
hopes i'm not totally retarded. did it work?

>>21198767
we like to know these things.
We like closure.

>>21197366
I firmly maintain that the Sager is jealous that they don't have experiences like this in their lives, or could even concieve of a story this epic. Obviously, that's probably true of a lot of us (me included) but some Faggots just can't handle seeing someone else win so hard.

>>21198501
Well, that's a risk I'll have to take, and work to try and he;lp her heal to the point where she can avoid it.

THREAD IS AWESOME
I CAME

We're rooting for you, Nurse-kun!

>>21199364
There's no chance of that working in /b/

>>21199139
Holy god.

>>21199605

I DISAGREE.

>>21199528
You sir are truly huge of heart.

>>21199420
>>21199669
We're off to a good start here but if I see a fucking PENIS I'm going to start murdering people

>>21199392
Give it just a few years and I'm sure that prostetics will have advanced to the point where someone can utilize the motor control required to play the Violin. They already have varieties that use amplified nerve impulses (Albeit crudely at this stage) to move.

Nurse Kun is my hero, even if I want to make fun of him for being a male nurse.

As for your concern about fighting voiced in thread 15 (on wikichan), just buy her a Balisong. (JOKE)

>>21199215
I waited a moment, not sure if I should...then finally smiled casually, and asked her if she'd like (not require) some he;lp, then jokingly said that it wouldn't do to stain her (prosthetic) hand, making it a matter of convenience, rather than need. She looked a bit embarassed for a moment, then nodded, saying "Please.". She does have good manners (when she isn't upset), after all.

Thus followed my holding the burger, and her taking small bites from it, which, well, was as cute as it sounds, in a non-creepy (I like to think) way. This continued on until she'd finished half of it (like I said, it was adult-sized, and she'd just eaten about three and a half hours earlier), and half her fries, and she leaned back on the bed, supporting herself with her arms (which she's gotten good at, using her prosthetic arm as a support beam), and announced that she was full, and could I please take her pants off.

Oops! You can show that on /b/.

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>Nurse Kun is my hero, even if I want to make fun of him for being a male nurse.

>>21199953
*flip flip flip flip flip swish flip swish*

I CUT YOU, mang-san...

>>Nurse Kun is my hero, even if I want to make fun of him for being a male nurse.

>>21200012
Oh you scamp.

>>21199364
Nurse-kun has made it pretty clear that Amputan's parents have left her well enough off financially, plus states subsidize adoption, so a trust fund is probably better spent elsewhere. remember amputan is only on of many unfortunate orphans out there.

She said you could take off her pants.

>>Nurse Kun is my hero, even if I want to make fun of him for being a male nurse.

>>Nurse Kun is my hero, even if I want to make fun of him for being a male nurse.

Murse

NURSE-KUN F­TW

>>Nurse Kun is my hero, even if I want to make fun of him for being a male nurse.

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>>21200012
Even though it isn't really an invitation to Sex; he's still a Lucky-Fucking Bastard.

Lucky bastard? I see a pedo.

>>21200012

I came.

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>>21200558
hallo and welcome to /b/!

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>>21200551
Who are you trying to fool? Everybody knows the Mods don't step foot in /b/

>>21200551
and you are privy to this info how? / are sharing it why? / haven't had your post deleted by said mods yet why?

>>Nurse Kun is my hero, even if I want to make fun of him for being a male nurse.

I'm not really meant to be posting this but...
the mooninites have your IP and they're debating about tracking you down/giving information to law enforcement agencies in the secret IRC room right now. Then you will shortly be visited by a van of party nature and be introduced to a new country and your roommate m­ohammad.

>>21200551

What the fuck for, He is just doing his job, ABOVE AND BEYOND etc. the call of duty. Did the mods give the authorities incest-chan's IP? what he did was much worse than anything nurse-kun is doing.

>>21200012
Okay, just kidding. She actually said that she was ready to remove her legs, and could I please he;lp her? To that end, I did, in fact, remove her pants, helping her lay down first so she could lift her hips to facilitate said pants removal, then I moved on to her legs, 'unhooking' first her right from its liner and slipping it off, then the left...setting them aside, then slipping her liners off as well.

I gave her a small massage to he;lp with adjusting to the change, then helped her sit up again, and tugged her sweater up and off, leaving her in her t-shirt. I folded and put away her things in their usual places, and asked if she'd like me to refridgerate the burger for later as well (which she did), then kind of fiddled aimlessly about, not sure exactly how to 'end it' for the day, not having been in the position before. She took her turn at saving me, then, speaking up abruptly as she leaned forward and hugged me suddenly, (I was still kneeling beside her bed, in front of her), and told me she had a nice time, thanking me for doing it for her...

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>>21200766
YHBT. YHL. HAND.

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>>21200696
die

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>>21200816
never before have so many compulsive masturbators cried than at this moment.

>>Nurse Kun is my hero, even if I want to make fun of him for being a male nurse.

>>the mods have your IP and they're debating about tracking you down/giving information to law enforcement agencies in the secret IRC room right now.

lol, bullshit. Guess what, people who work in medicine see other people naked, including underaged people. It's nothing whatsoever illegal provided they stay strictly within the scope of their practice. Otherwise, every pediatrician in the world would be in jail :3

Oh man. Nurse-kun. No matter how much life is screwed up, you always lift my spirits. I'm trying desperatly hard to pump out a masterpiece, but school has got me under wraps right now. I might try to do some animation home work with Amputee-tan in it if I can. Keep doin' what ya do til then.

>>21200551
Well, that seems rather unwarranted. This is a joke, right?

>>21200551
Which one are they going to do first? Report him to the authorities, or castrate themselves and pour molten Lead into their Anal Cavaties? Because both would be just as productive in regards to their future enjoyment of life and the Livelihood of 4chan.

.Awww....

>>21200816
Awww~

Nurse-kun always makes me smile.

>>Nurse Kun is my hero, even if I want to make fun of him for being a male nurse.

>>21201011
>>21201044
Please don't feed the trolls.

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>>21201044
Obviouisly; but the idea is still good for luls though.

Well, what do you know, there's actually hope for mankind after all...
By the way, if mods would really report him to the authorities Anonymous will be the one to castrate them and pour molten Lead into their Anal Cavities >_<

>>21200816
(And, uh, just for the record and the mods, she was in fact wearing underwear, and I did not ask her to remove MY pants.)

Anyway, I gave her a small, friendly hug in return, and told her that I'd had fun too, and hoped we could do it again some time soon. She let go after a moment and I released her as well, then, moving to stand up, she looked up at me, and smiled. It wasn't forced, or unusually large, or tinged with anything negative that I could discern...it was just...a smile. Still, coming from her, then, it was one of the most beautiful things I'd ever seen...for what it meant. So I smiled back, trying to give her an idea of what I was feeling as well, happiness...and reached down to pat her head gently. "Have a good night, and sweet dreams, <name here>...I'll see you tomorrow." She nodded, after a moment, and offering one last brief grin, I collected her half-sandwich and burger remains and left the room, dropping them off in the staff fridge after I spoke with her shift nurse and left her a note to give to the morning nurse when catering delivered the morning meals. Then...I went home. And here I am...hopefully not about to be v& for a completely legal day out, Zack Breyered by 4chan's own mods.

The hell am I still posting for? Fuck this.

>>21201429
The record has been notified. With bold emphasis and everything.

This thread shows both the part of anon that realizes desensitization has a perfect place and time and the side that will end up on a talk show some day spewing bile and hatred at the world for ratings.

Nurse-kun, I love you from the bottom of my heart. Im currently a pre-med student here in Michigan and spend a lot of my time volunteering at my local Detroit-Mercy Hospital and the Childrens Hospital. What you're doing is truely something to be emulated by the rest of society. Not going out of our way or spending every penny we earn on a cause (even though that is fine too) but rather, just doing what we can to he;lp someone else as much as we can.

You have taught me that Id rather donate my entire life to ONE cause, ONE person, or ONE reason rather than jump from one direction to another. You're truely an inspiration for me.

<3 Nurse-kun

>>21201565
I like to think of it as the "Aww, that's adorable... is there porn of this?" paradox.

nurse kun is win

glad i finally caught a thread

>>21201429
I just got diabeetus . . . And I Love it.

>>21201437
If you've got anything with less cocks then you could post that instead. Plox?