Hey, /b/. I know this is considerably sooner than I've found tends to work well, but I did say yesterday that I'd check in today, to see if anyone had anymore valentine ideas for a certain limbs/eye-reduced little girl. If so, I can print them out and bring them in for her to see, if not to leave them laying around afterward.Non-appropriate contributions aren't unwelcome, though they'd likely remain within the thread for the amusement of ourselves, rather than her perusal. Hit me with your best shop, /b/ and whoever else read the wiki or whatnot!
>>20543035On a non-valentine related note, not much happened last night, save for my burning some filet mignon so badly that Mama told me I suck and she laughed herself, quite nearly, sick.I already went out and picked up some candy and some pink origami paper (as she was running low), so suggestions of that sort aren't really needed, at the moment.
>>20543251Hmm, seems not to be too much interest, tonight, but that's really only to be anticipated, I suppose. Too much of a good thing can certainly be bad for you, as the number of obese geriatrics with diabetes that I have to take care of attests to.
Aid- No... To obvious. Dunno. I don't think you should get her something. To creepy.
Here ya go.
>>20543251Don't worry. Mama will fix it.Or not.
>>20543035She's gonna swallow your soul, man.
hmm...Do you think she's mature enough to start watching GitS?
>>20543035Nurse-kun? Bullshit.
>>20543485Well, if I do bring anything in for her to see, it'd be because it's funny and lighthearted, not romantically inclined. Something to cheer her up in general, because she can rarely afford to pass up such a thing at any given time.
Nurse-kun? Twice in a week? I CALL SHENANIGANS!
>>20543669duh, probably not man.
For those who missed it:
>>20543035print those nana valentine's day cards from dan kim's website
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I was going to ask about the DVDs but im sure you'll tell us when you get to it.
>>20543740No, it's me. I did say, last night, that I'd be checking in tonight, so here I am. IGNORE ME!
Go to your local comic book store and see if they have anything she might be interested in.
Give her a Pasadena Mudslide.
perhaps a perhaps a good book or two?
I just love you. That girl is awesome. You should totally take pics of her, even though you have reasons not to. especially because the odds of us knowing some random internet chick are low. i cant remember why you wont do it, explain it again.
LOL TAKE PICS OF HER PLZ
>>20544138>>20544106As silly as it is to say, I can't wait to see pics either.I know you can't...nyoro~n.
>>20544106because we could send that picture around to all the major hospitals and the like, and if she gets identified refer them to the wiki for enough evidence to bring down Nurse-Kun and THEN copy paste his excruciating description of giving her an enema and the hook paragraph. And get him fired and perhaps even legal action.Anyway, my question: Should I stick it in her pooper (among other things)? I mean, she isn't going to be able to resist, and I can go in there when she's asleep, then cover up her good eye and mouth before she even knows I'm there, with all the drugs she's on. She's so messed up mentally that she probably wouldn't tell anyone, considering she's barely talked to all the shrinks they've had her seeing since the accident. I'm a pretty gentle guy, and there's plenty of lube around here (obviously), and it'd be pretty easy to clean her up afterward, too.ONE MISTAKE AND WE HAVE YOU.
>>20544021I don't think baseball's really her thing, what with the lack of depth perception, and all. I'd post a picture of her trying to catch a ball and getting hit in the face, but I don't have the MS Paint talent.
>>20544106The interbutt is forever, you are not anonymous, a picture is considerably easier to spread around to places it shouldn't be than a text post on /b/, I'm not comfortable with exposing her THAT much, etc.
Buy her some Transmetropolitan comics.
Happy Valentine's, Ampu-tan!
>>20544341was it anything like this?If so don't throw it so hard you fuck.
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>>20544403meet>>20544333
>>20544333I'm happy to have provided a new hobby to people so desperately lacking in things to do.
At least give her a Waha printout from us.
>>20544551If you slip up at all I will.Not because I don't like you, no I think what you're doing is admirable man.Call it a /b/flex.
>>20544495Dolljoints valentines? Hmm, promising.
hm?
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>>20544473...I was speaking hypothetically. I haven't actually had an opportunity to play catch with her yet, and probably wouldn't, since she'd just wind up embarassed, most likely. Particularly since there was an incident with one of my colleagues, though, who tossed her something, playfully, once, not thinking, and when she missed catching it by a foot or so, kind of surprised it'd been tossed at her in the first place, she dropped into a depressive state for the rest of the day, refusing to speak to anyone about anything. Until I came in later, and she complained to me, bitterly, about how the nurse in question was 'making fun of her', and almost started crying as she talked about it.Catch isn't on the agenda, no. Besides, she isn't some emo hacker fag; if she's going to be anybody, it's Motoko.
Sorry, the only one I found. Happy Valentine's day.
>>20544627The urge to destroy something we find admirable? That's pretty /b/, all right.
Get her one of these
Seriously a prtintout of Waha would fucking rock
>>20544570Heh, well, who can find Waha objectionable...?But should it be one big page-sized Waha, or a ton of tiled mini-Wahas?
>>20544749Somehow, I'm not sure Nana-themed cards would be the most warmly recieved by her. Call it a hunch. The fact that they exist, though, is certainly par for the course for Mr. Kim.
>>20544979A ton of mini-Wahas. It gets trippy.
>>20544979Alright you got my suggestion! Well I would go for a large one, but we can do tiled if you want.
Waha's from an H-game.
>>20545052Perhaps a flipbook of multiple printouts, for the bouncing in/out/dancing effect?
One of the following:- the pedobear hat- the Adventure Time protagonist's hat.His hat is... AWESOME!
She doesn't know that...
I can upload a mega Waha in HR if you want
>>20545157Yeah, and how many people would know that/come to that conclusion from seeing her mini-form?
Just letting you know, we have been trying to find out who this guy is since one of our agents spotted this thread a few months ago.-FBI
ALL THE CARTOON NURSES ARE PULLING FOR YOU, AMPUTEE-TANHANG IN THERE
Another one.Take advantage of this.
>>20545618Juses, lol.It started off so good.
There are no legal problems to fall in love with patients!!(free bj to anyone who 'shops this)
>>20545618Heh, someone save this to the wiki.
>>20545618Well played, sir. Well played.
Age this shit.Post more etc.Nurse-kun, did you leave to work yet?
>>20546216No, I'm still here. Not leaving for another 3 hours or so. Just not a lot to respond to, what with the thread /b/eing in it's full glory already.
GOGOBUMPGOGO
>>20543251>On a non-valentine related note, not much happened last night, save for my burning some filet mignon so badly that my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."Fixed. You're slipping, /b/.
Am I missing something? What the fuck is op talking about?
What kind of candy was it that you got her, Nurse-kun?
>>20546527http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoodsMURK LOAR
>>20546527lurk more wikichan damaged goods
Get her a coloring book
I just saw a bunch of typos I made in the card. If I do a third, I will proof read it first.
holy shit a nurse-kun threadsomehow i've missed all the other ones (lol yurop timezone)i love you nurse-kun, MARRY ME!pic related
>>20546603>>20546614FUCK YOU! /b/ IS THE ONLY SOURCE FOR MY INFORMATION! I GET MY NEWS,WEATHER, AND EVERYTHING ELSE FROM /b/! I DON'T GO TO WIKI AND MASTURBATE ON HOW COOL OR AWESOME MY POSTS WERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGS!
>>20546540I got her a special valentine package with chocolate, gummies, skittles, and some licorice. Should be at least one thing she likes in there, depending on her mood!
>>20546829There are no post records on this page. Its a menu for a pizza joint in suburban NJ.Way to lurk more.
>>20546837I got the same thing for my um, girlfriend.kids love that shit.
>>20546894I KNEW THAT! I FIGURED I HAD TO CALL ONE OF THE NUMBERS FOR THEM TO READ THE POSTS WHICH I ASK FOR.
>>20546778Are we still on Namek?
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>>20546956V&
AT LEAST GIVE HER A WAHA PRINTOUT FOR /B/'S SAKE
>>20547059GTFO GAIA FAGI was going to say sister but whatever....
oh shit I finally get to post on a nurse-kun thread!!amputan would make the best dating game character ever
>>20547244Ok, ok, I'm already planning on the Waha printout...it's just additional 'winners' at this point.
This might work.
>>20547365I agree.
>>20547395Thank you.I feel my life is complete now.
>>20547444Half-Japanese, blonde, intelligent and creative, (presumably at some point in the future post-rehab) athletic (well, paraathletic), eyepatch, psychologically scarred, unpopular due to her problems? She's the fucking jackpot.
NURSE-KUNprint out a pic of nana, cum on it, take pic and post it heresrsly
>>20547725HANDS UP WHO'S FAPPING TO AMPUTEE-TAN RIGHT NOW
>>20547725>She's the fucking one armed bandit.fixed.
>>20547912Um, maybe another time. It sounds like a great way to celebrate this day of love, but there's the whole lacking digital camera thing and suchlike.
>>20548038Does this mean we're going to be inundated with ads telling us how to beat her, starring that old beardy guy in a tux?