Hey, /b/. I know it's been a while, but it's been another busy week, so hopefully you can forgive me (or have been happy) for my absence. A few personal things have happened that've been taking a lot of my free time, which I'm not going to discuss here, but I did make time for her as well, with another afternoon out yesterday.While there wasn't anything to match her statement of position on pizza, there were a few lulz to be had at the zoo, and at the movie theatre too, amongst others.
breifings plz
Is this real nurse-kun, /b/?
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A Nurse-kun thread? Now my day is complete.
more please.
>>21723074Anyway, it's five o'clock, and time for the news. After the success of our initial foray into the city, a follow-up trek was scheduled for monday (yesterday, not last monday, clearly). I considered the array of options from which to choose, checking weather forecasts and assorted websites for further information, and while distracted by those personal issues I mentioned earlier, managed to cobble together a schedule for her social worker's approval. And so it came to pass that I found myself in the home during the day once again, knocking on her door to announce myself, and finding her already 'dressed' this time, arm, legs, and all...well, except for her boots, again, which I quickly helped her with. We'd discussed the previous venture through the week following it, and she'd said that she'd definitely enjoyed it, so she was clearly looking forward to the day's events. Not quite with a normal kid's giddy excitement, mind, but for her? Close enough.
I said breifings plz!
Bump for great justice
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bump for the love of nurse kun.
>>21723447continue!!!
Bump
it's not him
Nurse-Kun!Great to see you!
more!
>>21723447While we were waiting for her social worker and our ride to arrive (my having shown up early to take care of preparations), I helped her don her jacket, which was still in her closet, and helped her into her chair, then presented her with a little gift I'd picked up on the way over. Telling her that since it was still a bit chilly outside, and that I'd be remiss in my duties if I let her catch a cold, I reached into my own jacket and produced a maroon beret and matching scarf and light gloves, then placed them upon her head, around her neck, and on her hands (real and artificial, to retain symmetry and avoid attracting undue attention) respectively. She'd looked somewhere between surprised and pleased upon seeing them, and the latter grew when I picked up her tabletop mirror and held it up for her to inspect herself, with her reaching up to adjust the beret a little, then nodding her approval.
Who's Nurse kun?
IT ISN'T HIM!! nurse-kun always introduces himself instead of just POPPING in out of nowhere. the writing style is also slightly different.
It's not Nurse-Kun.
Where the hell is a mod with the sticky?
sticky !!!
>>21723807LURK. MAOR.
>>21723680Your eloquence is arguement enough for me, good sirrah. I must depart posthaste and find out which daemon has managed to weave this lie of identity upon my brow!
>>21723807>>21723822>>21723828Fuckin' failures
>>21723953YOU fail for trying to sully his name with this drivel.
Further?
I know everything, and it IS nurse-kun!
Nurse-Kun, there is one thing I wanted to say.You and amputee-chan have touched the heart of anon. You've reached through to our souls with this story and I for one can't get enough.Everywhere this girl goes as she is growing up, a /b/tard will recognize her. Every true /b/tard would defend this poor fragile soul, with the same dedication that we despise furries, Ebaums, and Hal Turner.She will always have the support of the legion.We are an army.We are HER army.
i am still waiting for finding out it was all a big scam.
Bump!
Nurse-Kun is my hero.
>>21723765Anyway, with a few more minor preparations taken care of, we headed out to the front lobby, waiting there a few minutes and doublechecking her backpack o'stuff to make sure nothing was left behind, her social worker being a few minutes late as she was. Roughly ten minutes, as it turned out, with the two of us heading out through the doors as the van pulled up and she stepped out of it, offering a short apology and claiming traffic woes.Before much longer, she was loaded up and inside, with my taking my now usual seat beside her, hand in hers, her iPod in place and on, and off we went. The zoo was on roughly the opposite side of town, so it was a longer trip than in our initial foray, and she kept her eyes squeezed shut (though just one would do it, it'd look somewhat creepy, and it's harder to keep one shut than two, after all) and my hand squeezed tight all the way.
knead more nuurss-koon plz
knead more nuurss-koon plox
>>21724061And they'll stick it in her pooper, and make her cry.
it's not him you fucking idiots
>>21724241Stop spamming and kill yourself, faggot
/r/ wikichan link
I love nurse-kun threads, which is why I'm suspicious that this doesn't sound like one. ;_;
>>21724241any proof?Any at all?good.SHUT THE FUCK UP.
OP, stop soiling the good name of nurse-kun, you fucking son of fuck.
>>21724342because it sounds NOTHING LIKE HIM. if you actually had read any other of his threads and since you love him SO FUCKING MUCH you'd be able to tell, dick face.
as much as i want to believe it's nurse-kun, i am a little skeptical.
>>21723822Uh, I practically never 'introduces himself' except as a joke, if you're referring to those 'friendly neighbourhood nurse' or such things. But hey, don't let me stop you frown BAWWWWWWWing for attention, dude.
>>21724474right, because anything anyone has ever written has sounded 100% like everything else they've written, at any time, in any situation.totaly.
>>21724522come back when you're able to form coherent sentences, imposter.
The abundance of parenthesis, the lack of an introdution ("Hay /b/ it's Nusre-kun lol"), and the general writing style lead me to believe this is the real deal. Faggots and trolls, please GTFO.
At last we meet again! I am the archiever of the earlier threads. I'm sure you remember me... (Yeah, right, like anybody remembers anonymous).I'm absolutely thrilled by knowing that you are back, and gradually making the poor little girls everyday life more and more different from Nana's. I am proud to say that I wholeheartedly support your fight. And have forgiven you of whatever poopering joke you started the threads out with. (Anonymous has forgiven!)Anyways, I'd like to, whenever you have the time, to get a summary of christmas, a summary longer than the passing mentioning you have made of it so far that is.And lastly I'd like to know how the meeting with the lawyer guy went? (If this has already been reported then disregard what I said, I suck cock.)
>>21724522this is not nurse-kun.
shush skeptical fags let nurse-kun speak
What next?
>>21724630thank you very much.
Nice try Dopplegangers! Go back to queen Doppleopolis!
IN b4 NURSEKUN
>>21724754Queen Dopple*bang*My eye!
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>>21724170It took us about an hour or so to get there, even with the reduced traffic through the downtown core for that time of day (before lunch). But it was worth it was we drove into the vast parking lot, up to the handicapped spots near the tunnel that leads into the park itself, and she opened her eyes again. We quickly rolled out of the van, the driver promising to be there to meet us at the appointed time, and the three of us began heading inside.She was clearly moved by being there again, and after a period of silence as we rolled through the tunnel and past the subway station contained within, she spoke up, quietly mentioning that she'd last been here <date a couple of weeks before the accident>, then went silent again.
>>21724061fucking seconded, every word.>>21724170>the two of us heading out through the doors as >the van pulled upOH SHI-V@!
NURSE-KUN DOESN'T SAY "LULZ"OP IS SOME FUCKING FAGGOT
NURSE-KUN DOESN'T SAY "LULZ"OP IS SOME FUCKING FAGGOT, PROBABLY FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
>>21725020Vat?
>>21724636Christ, is this all the same guy, or am I missing a joke here? I mean, I wasn't even really aware that I had a writing style, other than terrible that is, or that people had somehow committed it to memory, becoming Nurse-kun scholars, hanging with the Chaucer and Shakespeare-fags in the cafeteria.Is it something in the air, the phases of the moon, or just the usual /b/ickering dickery? I honestly can't tell. Ah, well. On I go.
I compared, even through I was hesitant, because of some vocabulary and acts (you bought her gloves and a scarf and a beret, like that? what about the hesitation? the legislation? oh well)It's him.
about the "lulz" i think it's a wordfilter fault. quit it, faggots.
>>21725117FUCK.this is why i need turn on a light when i type.and wear my fucking glasses.
>>21725143Um, I've bought her a number of things, that's more or less cool at this point with the staff, administration, her social worker, etc, so long as the items in question aren't questionable. It's still sort of cold out, a $20 set of winter wear is hardly like presenting her with some sort of unholy victoria's secret for kids gear.
>>21725042And for the record, I have in fact used the word "lulz" in these threads at least once or twice, though I can't remember the exact location(s). Used jokingly and often in reference to a 4chan 'thing', of course, because I can't see someone using it seriously, much like I used it here. Anyway, moving on now.
And people wonder why most of /b/ sits at Wikichan and waits for the archiver to update.Continue on Nurse-kun, don't bother responding to the faggary-daggery doo's.
>>21725298Oh, I forgot about that wordfilter. (Test: lols?) Also, it's "faggot", not "faggots", as both those cruise-control posts were mine (but not any of the others, so there are at least two of us, but my previous section stands).>>21725326Actually, shiv would work, lol!
Continue please, Nurse-Kun.
>>21725479Ok, answering this, then moving on: And people wonder why I post less often than I used to, when I'm surrounded by nothing but retards, with 'most of /b/' just waiting for the wiki and contributing nothing.
what is that pic from?
I love you Nurse-kun!You're one of the few heroes alive today!
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>>21725568I take offense at this.
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here comes the massive thread derailing spam
>>21725568In my defense, fakes are not without precedent, and quasi/semi-trolling seems an appropriate response to such things. Having said that, I think you are awesome, and keep a lookout when I'm shooting some b-ball outside of the school to see if maybe you and her will be there.Speaking only for myself, you have (more or less) convinced 25-50% of the naysayers in this thread (not that that should matter).Carry on, good sir, and I will not identify myself as the earlier faggot again.
>>21724838Putting this douche/b/aggery aside, back to the story, then I can get out of here.We got to the gates shortly thereafter, while I was trying not to think about what she'd said too deeply, lest I spend the whole afternoon comparing myself to her parents, and it to her previous visits here, and a whole host of other worries. I'd called ahead to check on whether any schools or groups were visiting that day, only deciding on it once it'd been confirmed that, no, it'd likely be a 'low-traffic' one. After paying to get in (and getting a 'special visitors' discount...lucky!), we headed into the park itself, and began making the circuit. The new african enclosure was the first place we headed, being close to the entrance and self-contained and heated, the hippos and giraffes being a hit, as she actually began to perk up a bit, and began recounting factoids about the various animals to the two of us; interesting ones, too, stuff I hadn't heard before, though I admit that I'm not an avid Animal Planet viewer, either.
>>21725368I'm sorry, don't aswer this one and keep going, we're behind you.It's because I'm somewhat old fashioned when it turn to any kind of interaction with someone. I see gifts as a very important part of a relation, and I almost forget you "know" her for months now.so, moving on.
>>21725497shiv?
FUCK YEAH I'll always be there to post in your threads and encorage you nurse-kun! Thousands of us find you touching so never ever stop because of usual trolls!
>>21725895A shiv (from the Romani word chiv) is a slang term for a sharp or pointed implement used as an improvised knife-like weapon. The shiv is the favored weapon of inmates in prisons across the world. It is famous for its versatility - a shiv can be anything from a glass shard with cloth wrapped around one end to form a handle, to a razorblade stuck in the end of a toothbrush, to a sharpened spoon. Some inmates have even sharpened the ends of pork chop bones to make them into weapons.
Where in utter fuck is the mod sticky?
>>21726116Mods only sticky their own threads
>>21725811Moving on (after my 'Jesus christ, it's a lion! We need to get back to the van!' just drew a couple of puzzled looks from the two of them, thus proving that memes rarely achieve life outside the interbutt), the nocturnal house was cut a bit short by an anxiety attack, despite my asking her whether she was sure she wanted to head inside in the first place, knowing the problems she's had with darkness. Fortunately, it wasn't a monumental one, and once we got back outside, she calmed down relatively quickly, and we headed for the botanical conservatory instead, where colorful birds and fish and plants and such cheered her up again, and we sat down to eat lunch, as well.
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I missed last thread and felt terrible. now I'm here, go go go, Nurse-kun!
Nurse-kun, once again, /b/ is the wrong place for this and becoming moreso every day. It's time for you to get an anonymous blog, or at least post on another anonymous forum such as 4-ch.net.
>>21725811>as she actually began to perk up a bit, and began recounting factoids about the various animals to the two of us; interesting ones, tooexcellent!!
I always enjoy being on when one of your threads pop up.POST MORE!
>>21726249Finally, you reveal your master plan! After posting in all caps over and over, you use said posts as an illustration of how inappropriate /b/ is for something!Well guess what buddy, /b/ is inappropriate for everything, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it, son.
>>21725851Completely, totally, indisputably, and unequivocally seconded.Please continue Nurse-Kun. Dont listen to the soulless gaiafags spamming the thread. Anonymous cheers you on. We hang on your every word Nurse-kun.And for fucks sake, where in the name of god is the cocksucking sticky?
I was here for the very first post, and although I've missed a good deal of them since, I'm still hooked to this ever-developing story!You have /b/'s support, Nurse-kun!
anonymous worships you, nurse-kun. ignore spamming gaiafags.
Oh, Nurse-kun thread. Awesome.I'm going to babysit some of my younger cousins this Friday, so I'll be around 8years-old girls.Anything you want me ask them in regards to tastes in music, clothes, etc.? I figured you could use some ideas for gifts, or anything to alleviate the boredom in that hospital.
>>21726190>Moving on (after my 'Jesus christ, it's a lion! We need to get back to the van!'I'm beginning to have doubts...
>>21726116This thread has been faggy enough as it is without being stickied. Mods only sticky their own threads for e-peen size or threads they hate because it completely fucking ruins them.
>>21726510>so I'll be around 8years-old girls.I'm shocked at the direction this post took.The next time some bum asks me for money, I'll give him five bucks in your name, Nurse-kun. (But not the time after that)
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>>21726190>my 'Jesus christ, it's a lion! We need to get back to the van!' just drew a couple of puzzled looks from the two of them, thus proving that memes rarely achieve life outside the interbuttwelcome to the world of the uber weirdos. You are serverly intoxicated for doing so IRL.I know, me too.
>>21726594Shut up and let the good Nurse talk
>>21726190That >:3 joke is beyond belivable. I was debating if it was nurse-kun or not, and now I'm sure it's not. Your writing style isn't detailed enough, contains too few direct quotes from teh loli, and lacks a certain critical level of introspection about your choices and actions that makes the nurse-kun threads so enjoyable. Nurse-kun is a true /b/tard at heart and has never been particularily rushed or abusive to his audience. He also seems to strive to be professional whenever he's in a working enviroment. If this really is nurse-kun you have my appologies, but otherwise, fuck off.tl;dr - I'm waiting for the next of these threads because I think this one is fake ;_;
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i love you nurse-kunthat is all
what?
>>21726769>>21726727THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
>>21726190We moved on from there, with the monkey house roughly as pungent as I remember it being from my childhood, and the Eurasian section was popular as well, particularly the bears and tigers. It seems she'd had a cat, which explains somewhat why she'd watched said tigers, and the lions as well, despite my jackassery.We finally finished the circuit and began to head out again, makingn a stop in the gift shop to pick up one of the small-sized stuffed lions they had for sale there (the me-sized one seemed somewhat excessive).
this nurse-kun is not being descriptive enough.i am leaving this thread.
>>21726809I don't care if its Hal Turner himself. I wanna see how this thread ends.
>>21726708Look, I've defended the OP throughout this thread, but his lack of knowledge of well-known memes, plus his insistance to responed to any doubters leads me to believe he is either a pissed-off Nurse-kun (out of character) or an imposter, makes me less inclined to believe he is the real deal.
>>21723765why would she have a tabletop mirror? she's got PTSD and serious self image issues... you'd think her shrink would ban that sort of thing... I call shinanigans.
>>21726809Yeah, fine, whatever. Clearly, I'm not really me, because I'm actually some sort of saint-like being that doesn't get annoyed or tired or stressed out, and wouldn't ever think to himself 'Christ, I might as well just stop in the middle with all this bullshit, because it's not worth it.'.
>>21727034I lol @ your image and agree with your statement.Whoever you all are, continue. *bows slightly*
>>21727034hay did someone call?
>>21727101Oh Nurse-kun, you know how /b/ can get. Stick with it.
Nurse-kun, despite the warning just above where I type (The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.), I'm behind you dude. If that makes me a fool, then fine. I'm a fool, and you write one hell of a good story. Keep going, and if you need any he;lp, anoymous is here for you.
you dismissals faggots are chassing Nurse-kun away! Burn in Hell, unbelievers!I call the Spanish inquisition on them traitors!!!
>>21727101way to prove you aren't nurse-kun
>>21727101This isn't the first time people have made fake Nurse-kun posts and the posts have a different feel than normal. On top of which, if you are you, it's extremely atypical for you to respond to people's comments before you've finished telling the story. With an established style and mannerisms evident in previous posts don't get bitchy when people notice unusual deviation. Again, if you are you, just tell the story and ignore naysayers. Authenticity can be verified later.
/b/ sure is full of fags todayLET THE MAN TELL HIS DAMN STORY
>>A few personal things have happened that've been taking a lot of my free time, which I'm not going to discuss heregood! Because we dont give a damn about you or what you did last week with your life.
>>21727101Fuck it. Maybe I'll be back in a few weeks, maybe not. I don't need this shit right now, as I suggested in my first post and people seemed to ignore completely in favour of somehow saying I don't measure up to myself. Congrats, the spammers can't do it, but you people can. Outta here.
I'm behind Nurse-kun 110%, but clearly this faggot isn't Nurse-kun.
damned assholes...
>>21727484favour? I hope you did that on purpose to make us think you're a fake, or that you actually are a fake.Nurse-kun is not on that other side of the world, and is not Canadian, so why the heck would he spell it that way, unless he got amnesia and thinks he's British, or maybe the original Nurse-kun died and this guy is attempting to pick up where he left off.
Continue please, Nurse-Kun. I believe this is you.
>completely in favour Wait...since when did Nurse-kun spell with Queen's english?
Um, real Nurse-kun here. I can only say, you guys are surprisingly good at analyzing my writing. I'll be back with an actual thread in a couple of days.
WAY TO FUCKING GO YOU MORONS, YOU SCARED HIM OFF.
>>21727722rofl, oh manWas the OP you, or were you one of the spammers?
>>21727722LOL, another fake comes in to back up the fake. I guess the Spirit of Nurse-kun is alive in all of us.
>>21727722Now the thread just got weird.
>>21727722You aren't the real Nurse-kun, I am! *pushes 21727722*
>>21725811This, students, is what we call the climax of the story. As this is more of a drama, you may notice that the rising tension is that of our protaganist feeling concern with his place in comparison to the object of his desire's former caretakers.
>>21727101Quotations aren't correct. I'd expect Nurse-kun to get those things right.
>>21727607I always thought Nurse-kun was British since his last thread where he said something about "hoovering" something. A term the British use for vacuuming...OTHER SIDE OF THE POND I SEE
T REAL NURSE-KUN:PLEASE MAKE A POST ON WIKICHAN SO AS TO DEFUCK THIS WHOLE MESSYOURS, A MEMBER OF THE WIKI SYSOP TEAM
>>21728025No. That was only thought in one thread.I say, I've had occasion to make people think I was British as well, but you don't see people impersonating me based upon that falsehood, now do you? *adjusts his classy monocle*
>>21728025Wrong. Time of Nurse-kun's schedule and posting in previous chapters have made it clear that he's in some sort of American timezone at the least.
prove you're nurse-kun, update your wikichan account.
>>21728116Bolderdash! Your rakish foppery is completely against parliamentary procedueaure! Cease it at once you interwebbing hooligan!
Does anyone have a Rapidshit of the suppository incident? It was lost when Wikichan fucked up.
>>21728178Thanks for the, as they say in the vernacular, "/b/lackup", my good man. *adjusts his monocle again*
>>21728210And if you're too scared of IP failtree to touch your wikichan account anymore, bear in mind if you didn't use a proxy the first time we've got it anyway and have no intention of leaking. If you still want to use a proxy, press your Tor/Privoxy butans now. They're easy to setup.
God Damn it /b/, first time I find a Nurse-kun thread here AND YOU FUCKERS PISS HIM OFF.I don't care if he's an imposter, let him finish, real nurse-kun will set shit straight when he posts again (if he does, thanks to your faggotry)
>>21728220*bolts upright, causing his monocle to drop in a bowl of blood pudding, changing his fake nationality to Southern United States*You suh have insulted mah honor. *takes off his glove and slaps with it*
Yeah, if someone could restore chapter 8 on the wiki, it'd be appreciated
Sup /b/, bad news. No, this is not Nurse-kun, this is one of the desperate Sysops at Wikichan. By virtue of being 4chan /b/tards, you are of course all familiar with the horrors of MySQL failures. Wikichan has just suffered a massive one, and we've lost a ton of content. While we're all working like mad to recover whats been lost, some of the most popular stuff, parts of the Damaged Goods series, has proven exceedingly difficult to track down. Specifically chapter 8 (thread 9). This being the infamous "suppository" chapter. Given the large number of nurse-kun fans who visit WikiChan for Damaged Goods updates and back-story, it is our hope that one of you fanboys might have a cache of some wikiChan articles, or better yet a cache of the original thread in question. This is where I get down on my knees in front of my keyboard and BEG any anons out there who have lost remnants of Nurse-kuns Saga to PLEASE get them to us somehow. rapidshare, megaupload, rar.jpegs, whatever is most convenient. we'll do all the work transcribing, just like we have from the beginning, in order to get this stuff back online for the good of /b/. http://www.wikiChan.org
>>21728178Well if you feed the chronoton readouts into the Enterprise's computer and overlay it with a readout from the main tachyon-steam generator and feed it through a complex algorithim we made in about 30 seconds it becomes obvious that Nurse-kun is Andorrian. You fail at being the internet detective.Seriously, does it scare anyone that we've started synchronizing our day to Nurse-kun's assumed schudle?
>>21728220It's spelled "Balderdash" btw (I am a real Britfag).Also, no-one outside the royal family talks like that.
>>21728360protip: the nursekun saga is all one big troll
>>21728541Please anonymous. Let the poor boy dream.
>>21728503I haven't done that, though the lack of threads lately has been...bad, for lack of a better word I feel comfortable using.Wikichan guy, I think I saved it, but I'm too lazy to put it up. Don't the rapidshares still work, so someone can get it from there? If not, I'll check my comp for files with "suppository".May find something interesting.
>>21728553Even if so, I'm enjoying the damn story, so why not let it be told?
>>21728553Even if it turns out that it is all fake (artistic works of fiction and falsehood lulz) it's still at least being told by the same person and it's a very touching story that we want to hear the end of. Troll attempts just dilute it (though I did chuckle at the bel air ending at christmas)
>>21728671the either chapter 8 was never uploaded, or the reference url is lost. we would greatly appreciate anything you can dig up. hell, Ill even put up a message from you on the main page for the entire internet to see if you can deliver the goods.-wikichan Sysop from >>21728499
>>21728682Because this wasn't the regular guy.I...I only pretended to be fooled!
Who the fuck is nurse kunt and why should i care about his retarded girlfriend?
>>21729092Lurk more!
>>21729092Lurk less, preferably not at all.
this thread has me extremely confused.Also, I hope the original poster wasn't Nurse-kun, as his description of the zoo+events would make it pretty easy to google which city he lives in, and probably to guess the general area of where he works. :-/
>>21729092Fuck it. This failure is just too epic. Please GTFO and end your life.
http://rapidshare.com/files/8707865/17751291.rar.htmlhttp://rapidshare.com/files/8658239/17700181.rar.htmlsome rapidshares of chapters from a google cache dated Jan 20. not sure how well they work.
>>21729435I think I posted links to ch8 and ch7.
>>21728503http://www.vetari.com/wiki/index.php?title=Story:DamagedGoods:Chapter_1>>I'm on watch alone, from 1 to 5.andhttp://www.vetari.com/wiki/index.php?title=Story:DamagedGoods:Chapter_13b>> I'll be leaving in 10-20 minutes for work, so if you have anything to ask or say, you should probably do it soon.>>Stalker Note, this was posted 02/14/07(Wed)00:20:54 ESThttp://www.vetari.com/wiki/index.php?title=Story:DamagedGoods:Chapter_2>>I usually work five or six days a week, probably more this month since I don't have a 'family' (spouse/kids) to spend the holidays with. I have tonight offSunday, December 17
>>21729470I noticed that too, but he's never said that the 1 to 5 when he's alone is the start of his shift, or even that that was a normal day.I want to find out where he is for my own curiosity, but there are too many faggots out there who would do what they do best: be faggots.
>>21729435nope, those are six and seven ;_;
we could just wait for a real post by nurse-kun and ask him stuff then
Nurse-kun, I didn't know you were Canadian!
Goddammit, I leave this thread for half an hour to go eat and come back to find that you fags have chased him off. Fuck you all.Failure internet detectives are the cancer that is killing /b/.
Friend of Nurse-kun here. Actually, Nurse-kun number one really is the genuine article, and 21727722 on down is full of shit. He's been having some problems with his family recently, and isn't in good shape about it. I'm not really sure what's up. I haven't asked, but I don't think it has any relation to his job or Amputee-tan (who, by the way, is not as cute as he usually describes). He's pretty private, usually. I get the sense sometimes that he wouldn't even bother putting up these reports if we weren't bugging him about it.Anyways, you fuckers have managed to hound him out of the thread. Thanks, /b/!
>>21729435I have both of those, though since I saved them myself the end posts may be different12/22/06(Fri)15:29:02 No.17700181 Hey, /b/. It's been a pretty busy couple of days, and I figured the daily updates were DO NOT WANTed, so I let yesterday go. Just as well, since, as I said, busy-ness.(etc., field was too long)12/23/06(Sat)14:28:27 No.17751291 Hey, /b/. Need to keep this short, since I'm getting called in to sub for someone else this afternoon, starting my double-shifting marathon a day early.I don't think either has the pooper part in it. I will check the other threads I have.
>>21729945The plot thickens...
>>21730010the thread number is probably going to be somewhere in the 18 millions...
you misbelievers should just really learn to think before posting. ever heard of tact before?come on, you all in fact like the damaged good stories, so GOD! stop spiting on it every fucking time! you just sound like a band of bi-polars schyzo freaks, or simply barking retards. I hate you guys and your mediocrity.Nurse-kun have my full support.all the others of you can go straight to hell.
>>21729945prove it: get him back to do something with his wikichan account. that will settle the validity of both your claims, and pacify those who drove him off.
>>21729945FORCED ANON IS SO FUCKING CONFUSING
>>21730330Unless >>21729945 is the one that started the wikichan account.
>>21730321our support of what nurse kun claims to be is unquestionable. this thread does not meet what nurse-kun claims to be, much like the "Fucking cared" troll and the "Happy New Year" bel-air.
>>21730475he makes a fake wikichan account in DECEMBER to troll in MARCH? nice try. Granted, the wikichan User:Nurse-kun may not be the real nurse kun, but he surely isn't this troll.
I think he lives in Chicago.
>>21723765face keloid scarring == no hand mirrors.
Posting in a Nurse-kun thread. Keep up the good work Nurse-kun.
>>21729945Anonymous loves nurse-kun, but it paranoid of trolls. Tell him to log into wiki account, say "we really did go to the the zoo" and repost this story again when he feels better, and I guarantee anonymous will eat it up. Hell, even just posting this again with a little bit of tanacity (not to mention a bit more detail) will probably clear the issue up in most people's minds.
>>21731052You can tell him that stuff, but tell him to take some time off from /b/, if not from his job too.Giving too much of oneself isn't a good thing.
>>21730828i've been suspicious of this as well, though the Regenstein African Journey enclosure at Lincoln Park Zoo has been around for over 4 years. so either op is fake, or he didn't go to the chicago zoo...
